There is something sadistically beautiful about watching the life drain out of Johnny's eyes as he plays this game
@tadhgryan9398
6 жыл бұрын
Johnny, you play D&D. It's interactive fanfic
@cliffevans2315
6 жыл бұрын
"This world is dying." "Cool. Into it." This is a level of resigned disgust I haven't seen from Johnny since Outlast 2.
@GUYMAN261
6 жыл бұрын
Delicious
@MozilloGames
6 жыл бұрын
When you walk away, Johnny, you wont hear me say: PLEASE, oh baby! Don't go.
@JohnnyRocket92
6 жыл бұрын
I already liked Bendix when she started but after this I love her as the new addition to the team.
@brycerwalton
6 жыл бұрын
"Are there any drinks mixed with hot coffee that are good?" you ask? Well, here's one of my own design that I'm quite proud of (though it does involve ice...). The Blathers (an Animal Crossing Cocktail): 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps 1 part Amaretto 2 parts Fresh Coffee Shake ingredients with ice, serve in a low ball glass.
@eurogamer
6 жыл бұрын
This sounds delicious! 😱🍹
@brycerwalton
6 жыл бұрын
Here's another recipe (not coffee related) perhaps for Johnny and Aoife to celebrate their victory over Dark Souls. The Lord Shots: Seath the Scaleless - Coconut Rum with a splash of Blue Curacao The Witch of Izalith - 1 part Tequila, 1 part Fireball (Cinnamon Whiskey), splash of Hot Sauce The Four Kings - 1 part each Rum, Tequila, Vodka, Gin Gravelord Nito - 1 part Blue Curacao, 1 part Grenadine, 2 parts Vodka
@yuukicyan
6 жыл бұрын
Poor Bendix! There's no need to apologize and you were also very supportive, nice!
@darkjackel8608
6 жыл бұрын
"Sora, to be a Keyblade Wielder is to be a vessel for hearts. Sovereignless hearts will become thy strength. I will show thee how." You see, Johnny? It's just like Dark Souls, really... 😝😝😝
@TheR971
5 жыл бұрын
Also 26:10 on the left; Typical sun bro.
@redvalkyrie84
6 жыл бұрын
OMG Johnny’s face when Donald first appears. The face of a man rethinking his choice to play this game
@cheetarah9199
6 жыл бұрын
I love the faces when the disney bit starts, Bendix is so happy and Johnny looks like he wants to kill himself! Bless Bendix, I get the impression she does feel bad making him play this - but at the same time he's killing her childhood.
@marhawkman303
6 жыл бұрын
Next torture for Johnny, make him play FFX-2. It's a great game, but it's also the epitome of a game most people will never 100% because 100% requires reading a BOOK to know where and how to find every single secret thing. And some puzzles are amazingly hard. There's no way you'd play the whole game on LTTP, but an hour or so of the beginning, maybe. Oh and some people hat the J-Pop, but I was cool with that. I actually LOVE the opener! kzitem.info/news/bejne/pXin0JiHg556eG0
@KuroiYuki88
6 жыл бұрын
YAY Someone who like Koda Kumi's Real Emotion and 1000 no kotoba
@Shnzmnky41
6 жыл бұрын
Does he just not care for Disney? And yeah... he's definitely aged out of this genre. If he didn't play it when it came out it's hard to justify it to a new player...
@boomxhakalaca3660
6 жыл бұрын
"His wrist is his weakness" Sora knows all about that after all his time in the wank cave
@caid0229
6 жыл бұрын
'I just completed Dark Souls recently'. Sure you did Johnny, sure you did.
@elvishladdy3404
6 жыл бұрын
"Why do they need such a complicated story in a kid's game?" "Japan." Well answered Bendix. I love the Kingdom Hearts series but I completely understand why someone new would find it excruciating.
@kiauj_
5 жыл бұрын
I mean when you keep playing all the games the story starts to come together like any series even movies. Also - I really dislike when people say it’s a kids game cuz it’s not it is preferably family friendly :) Did I say to much 😩 I tend to do that a lot I’m sorry
@dominateeye
6 жыл бұрын
21:12 "Obtained Log. -By just... walking into it." That's why his shoes are so big: he's got vacuums in them.
@MrBlooDeck
6 жыл бұрын
Took me a little too long to realize Johnny meant "tie a rope around this child['s waist]" as in to keep them safe from not drowning. Rather than tying a rope around his neck because Johnny already wants to murder him.
@hansofkrieg8022
6 жыл бұрын
Mr Bloo Deck to be fair i would go for the neck
@lazyjane1977
6 жыл бұрын
Me and my (now) husband played this after we got together and I walked down the aisle (of the hotel dining room) to Simple & Clean the games opening song to get married. So I guess this game has more special memories for me so Johnny needs to be nicer about it! 🙂
@eurogamer
6 жыл бұрын
I keep finding new and exciting ways to disappoint you, I am sorry =(
@lazyjane1977
6 жыл бұрын
Eurogamer You never disappoint me ❤️
@TheEvilAspirin
6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts is one of my favourite series, but the opening to the first game is admittedly terrible. Johnny didn't really get to see where the game shines which is in the Disney worlds and the retelling of the films stories. For someone playing for the first time that won't happen for a couple of hours after starting the game and so in a Late to the Party it wouldn't happen without save files. I reckon Johnny might have been a little more receptive if he was playing a Disney world rather than that terrible fetch quest, but oh well.
@storageheater
5 жыл бұрын
He seemed to hate pretty much every Disney character that cropped up so I'm not sure that's all that likely lol. Also I feel like the fetch quest only becomes terrible once you realise the game is different to the intro and nothing you did mattered. I suppose it would've been quite funny to see him realise that
@julsmelrose
6 жыл бұрын
Watching Johnny play this reminds me of the menial tasks I'm asked to do at the office, tasks I know I'm above doing.
@oldemajicks9428
6 жыл бұрын
Noooo you never introduce someone to Kingdom Hearts with destiny island! Everyone knows the start of the game is laborious and dull. Skip right on by and start with getting the keyblade and waking up in traverse town
@danolive6950
6 жыл бұрын
Oh I feel bad for Johnny... Love KH, but those first hours are excruciating.
@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
6 жыл бұрын
Really? I didn't think it was that bad.
@misterthegeoff9767
6 жыл бұрын
Johnny loses a co-presenter: "Don't let the door smack you in the arse on the way out, traitor" Johnny loses a sofa: "Leave me to my grief"
@jonathona.2222
6 жыл бұрын
The look of total disdain on Johnny's face when Bendix mentioned finding ALL of the 101 Dalmations gives me life. That being said, I am with Bendix all the way on how amazing this game is.
@KuroiYuki88
6 жыл бұрын
Johnny looks dead inside, Poor Bendix.
@joemiller361
6 жыл бұрын
Typically i love Johnny's hate factory. But i do love KH and I can't watch him verbally destroy it.
@GUYMAN261
6 жыл бұрын
Really? I want to watch him play the whole game now...mwahaha
@Ipsenscastle
6 жыл бұрын
To be fair he did a really impressive job of holding back
@Benjimable_
6 жыл бұрын
I sorta wished you enjoyed this Johnny, it's actually a cracking series, but the first game does not set the rest of the series well and Destiny Island is so slow! And I would say that the graphics make it seem like a kid's game, the difficulty and story definitely suggest otherwise, particularly with Birth by Sleep and 2. The 1.5+2.5 pack that you guys have does include all the games (And cutscenes from the DS games) you need to understand the story.
@Cervando
5 жыл бұрын
I have never been so glad to not have played a game in my life.
@DanPx8
6 жыл бұрын
He played the worst part of the game, I played the 2nd game first and I loved it from the beginning, I think that if I started by the first I'd have the same reaction. Wen I played the first I hated it and tried to push the first part so get to like it.
@ysselllorentehermann7482
6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Paiva same here 😂😂😂
@storageheater
5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you loved KH2 from the beginning because you didn't know the start was different to the rest, you were still experiencing it new. Once you know there's a long bit that doesn't matter, gameplay-wise, it makes the other one of them a slog
@mattia4165
6 жыл бұрын
I think we need a series of this
@evendia
6 жыл бұрын
But I love Johnny's grumpiness. That would also be me trying to play this game.
I loved the first one but what really drives me crazy is they dont ever tell you where to go or what to do in the game.
@pedroabreu005
6 жыл бұрын
The look in johnny's face at 48:22 is just incredible. I didn't know a human face could get so unbelievably disapointed
@Lilafrei
6 жыл бұрын
oh wow that eye roll was intense 1:01:48
@JP-1990
4 жыл бұрын
I've had to play games and watch movies with guys like this. "Why are they doing that?!" "It's just the opening cinematic." "But what is going on?!?!" "It's just meant to be creative, like a music video." "Why is he drowning?!" "It's just a metaphor. It's not literal." "Why is he falling?!" "It's just meant to evoke raw emotion and get you hype." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!"
@cyberbird451
6 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant, Johnny seemed to genuinely despise this game and I must say, judging from the first hour, I do too.
@ManusNoble1988
6 жыл бұрын
McGrumperson at his finest - painful to watch him go through it
@hansofkrieg8022
6 жыл бұрын
You better wach out the sofa WILL return
@Banquet42
6 жыл бұрын
Is it being reclaimed by Delsin the Badger as part of his plan to get revenge on Rob?
@hansofkrieg8022
6 жыл бұрын
Banquet42 no its just roaming the streets in search for a new channel (victims)
@hansofkrieg8022
6 жыл бұрын
Usually when i sit in class i imagine myself in one if not all the games ive played before and i doodle them
@shadowrider590
6 жыл бұрын
Johnny's face at 47:55 broke me Haha
@sarelbezuidenhout4348
6 жыл бұрын
If you are ever looking for something which is great with a hot drink, make a normal coffee, but instead of milk add Amarula. It is like Baileys, but less "alcohol-metallic-ey"
@liampezzano
6 жыл бұрын
@39:30 Gravity strikes again! Sorry Johnny, this is a game that struck a niche group of kids at a particular time in their lives. It really doesn't hold up to the cynicism of a adult with a B.A. in literature. I still love it though, just for that one moment in time.
@JoeDP25
6 жыл бұрын
This game, Jak and Daxter and Ty the Tazmanian Tiger all belong in the same deep, deep recess of my brain which was carved out when I was but a child... nostalgia's a potent thing indeed.
@bmckniff
6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this game isn't well suited to LTTP. It takes a couple hours before you ever get to the interesting stuff.
@robertgronewold3326
6 жыл бұрын
Listening to him repeatedly shit over one of my favorite game series slowly breaks my heart. I'll mend it by playing the games again.
@samuelduckwall1418
6 жыл бұрын
Poor Johnny, being subjected to this.... Hopefully you went home and played something you enjoy to cleanse your gaming pallet :)
@jatzi1526
6 жыл бұрын
I love kingdom hearts though I've only played the first two. I would agree with Johnny about the naming system but the games are still good.
@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
6 жыл бұрын
You planning on playing Kingdom Hearts 3? If you are, i HIGHLY recomended playing the other games. You won't know what the hell is going on in KH3 if you don't as each game is canon to the overall plot.
@matthewsmith5137
6 жыл бұрын
God the amount of pure pain in Johnny’s face was heartbreaking
@earthlybump4843
6 жыл бұрын
I don't know how Kingdom Hearts can survive Johnny's snark
@linorn
6 жыл бұрын
The start of this game is a laborious chore to get through. I mean, this video's an hour long and the game's only just starting a the end
@bratsampson
6 жыл бұрын
In fairness, the platforming and general gameplay of the first has aged really badly IMO. Awkward platforming and early 3D camera sections will never feel good in 2018. I heard the later games (Specifically 2 and BBS) are better, but I haven't tried them yet.
@MozilloGames
6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts 2 is probably the most solid installment of the series. While it does begin to dip into the mad story stuff that the series is well known for, it's still something you can reasonably follow, and the gameplay is A LOT more solid.
@GUYMAN261
6 жыл бұрын
DO A EUROGAMER KH1 LETS PLAY!!!!
@grantmccarter5291
6 жыл бұрын
Why do you want to kill johnny?
@manic_misfit9722
6 жыл бұрын
GUYMAN261 Only after he finishes Star Fox Adventures
@jupitermond2325
6 жыл бұрын
I'm barely three minutes in and it's all yelling, THIS IS GREAT ALREADY
@garycurnowii1540
6 жыл бұрын
Having played several, but not all, of the KH games, I love listening to Bendix even giving a token effort to explain the lore to a Johnny who can give absolutely NO fucks whatsoever. Especially the amount of hearts Sora has in him at this point.
@jvwriter9028
6 жыл бұрын
I love your shirt, johnny!
@markfrost4064
6 жыл бұрын
Also immediately thought of the sword of omens. Thundercats4lyfe, no shame, no surrender.
@marhawkman303
6 жыл бұрын
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats HOOO!!!!!
@spazzyhilo1
6 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts gets fun once you get to go into the various Disney worlds. It's slow and tedious until then unfortunately.
@DevilboyScooby
6 жыл бұрын
RIP old, comfy sofa, you will be missed
@lewisprice1512
6 жыл бұрын
DevilboyScooby Press F to pay respects.
@rustumlaattoe
6 жыл бұрын
I think i saw a sword in your studio or whatever when oxbox filmed in there one time. Do you guys have a life size frostmourne?
@eurogamer
6 жыл бұрын
Yes. It is extremely heavy.
@SomeGuyXG3
6 жыл бұрын
That Johnny rant to start off the vid was great!
@QUANTUMJOKER
6 жыл бұрын
This was some delicious schadenfreude. I haven't played any of the Kingdom Hearts games myself, so I'll reserve judgement for the most part, but this hour alone looks ATROCIOUSLY paced.
@redlunatic2224
6 жыл бұрын
The start is a low point... unless you don't like Disney films. Then you'll find this a terrible experience. Plus, remember this is an old game. Future entries improve a lot in the gameplay department. All this may sound overly negative, but I assure you that this franchise very enjoyable and deserves all the love it gets.
@hardtech87
6 жыл бұрын
Problem with Kingdom Hearts for this series is that the opening sections are sloooooooow
@MisterDusterix
6 жыл бұрын
I had this on a demo disk, but never even bothered playing it because it looked kiddy (even though I was probably 9). My first game was the ps1 version of Diablo at about age 4, so that kinda set the tone... x)
@kate1361
6 жыл бұрын
the final final comment so so accurate😂
@SpartanGamingPlayz
6 жыл бұрын
Should of played the PS2 version. They never fixed the camera issues on the PS3/PS4 version. The camera was made for the shoulder buttons not the analog stick. Kinda odd that they never patched or at least gave you the option really.
@tedtest4787
6 жыл бұрын
congrats on the new sofa! Had just realised I might have the same as the old one, it's really nice but it does keep melting onto the floor
@DevilboyScooby
6 жыл бұрын
"Why are they so intent on drowning this boy?" I'm already dying 4 minutes in :').
@alexrowley5014
6 жыл бұрын
By all accounts i shouldn't enjoy these games, but they seem to appeal to a hidden part of my brain. Although KH2 on critical mode really shows what the combat system is capable of.
@mathewswenson4108
6 жыл бұрын
AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG! Bendix has good taste!
@janekotoole8751
6 жыл бұрын
I think I speak for everyone when I say this needs to be the next full playthrough.
@Tellingfibulas
6 жыл бұрын
Bendix introducing Johnny to Kingdom Hearts!? I am so psyched for this
@morusalba6405
6 жыл бұрын
i love kingdom hearts, but i couldn't even take it completely seriously when i was a child and i think johnny's reaction is hilarious
@Xyxthris
6 жыл бұрын
Yes Johnny's shirt! I bought one today
@reddragoon2423
5 жыл бұрын
Yarning I was super annoyed about is the girl just spoiling everything like example you see that yeah yeah yeah yeah that that she did her heart her heart just went inside him yeah you don’t find out until the end of t
@tallkyle831
6 жыл бұрын
So there's nine Kingdom Hearts games, which must meaneight more weeks of Johnny playing KH on Late to the Party?
@matwetton
6 жыл бұрын
Bendix if you havent seen the monty python pilots sketch look it up. It is the very epitome of being told not to worry making you panic
@pewlivepie5006
5 жыл бұрын
Bendix you rock. Have a good one.
@StCube-tn8cn
6 жыл бұрын
omg does bendix have a bill cipher patch??
@KatieCunningham
6 жыл бұрын
This needs to be its own series.
@conway-jr4ce
6 жыл бұрын
i had the home alone 2 game when i was a kid and i thought it was pretty great
@RayLumos
6 жыл бұрын
Watching this is like watching two movies at the same time one makes you laugh and one makes you think and cry a little but because it's so much fun you actually have no idea what's happening xD at least that's my experience . I honestly hope there will be more many many more. And one last time :P Bendix is a great addition to the team :).
@GreshFan01
6 жыл бұрын
15:20 is the face of a man loudly saying nothing
@brocksisson7128
6 жыл бұрын
I'm 4 minutes in and nostalgic irritable Dad is my favourite Dad already.
@JennyBonBon
6 жыл бұрын
Melcior from Chrono Trigger. I think he was a master smith or something
@MyBubbleInSpace
6 жыл бұрын
Bendix: His wrists are his weakness. Me: Well, that sounds emo. Also, having three hearts, imagine how high his blood pressure must be.
@DirkCjelli42
6 жыл бұрын
There really isn't much crossover. Any character that appears is essentially a new character that just looks like a character from another franchise. Except Cloud. Because EVERYONE knows Cloud.
@MagiaErebea028
6 жыл бұрын
And it was from this moment on that Johnny was hated by all of KZitem 😂
@michaldanek7734
6 жыл бұрын
THERE HAS TO be an Oxtra/EG crossover stream or something where Bendix and Ellen play KH3! Also, lol at Bendix dropping all of the spoilers!
@hydrophiliak
6 жыл бұрын
Bravo Bendix for weathering the sourstorm.
@thecatsaysmoo9274
6 жыл бұрын
Johnny! Please make bendix play typing of the dead, the same one you made aoife play
@astraldragon01
6 жыл бұрын
I love Kingdom Hearts and will most likely buy a PS4(5?) just to play it. But seeing Johnny reaction and the pain in his face I have to agree that it is a niche fandom. If you are a JRPG fan or a major crossover fan the various issues and overtly convoluted story are going to be their jam. But for most player it is a nightmare of WTF moments and complex story scene and stuff that is so hard to find you spend hours to find just one item to get further in the game. I laugh and felt your pain Johnny and thanks for saying what is truthful. Just because others think it shit doesn't mean you can't like it :)
@kaindracula2662
6 жыл бұрын
Shenmue is fucking awesome.
@annikabrock90
6 жыл бұрын
I haven't played much of this series for various reasons (up till Aladdin's world in KH1, the copy of KH2 I had wouldn't save, first GBA one I got stuck on a boss) but I have to say I completely feel you on the intro to this one in particular. It is the worst part of any Kingdom Hearts I've played. No guarantee, but I think if you'd started in Traverse Town it wouldn't have been so.....demoralizing? Perhaps a better intro to the series, at least.
@TalenVire
6 жыл бұрын
Is anyone scared that Donald Duck got turned into a mage.
@lukemarshall1031
6 жыл бұрын
This was never going to end well... I never really understood the marketing of the game to "kids" either. It's absolutely fucking nails in places and the story is convoluted as all hell. The thought of going up against Sephiroth in the arena again brings me to tears...
@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE
6 жыл бұрын
Its not all that convoluted. Confusing? Yes of course. But its nothing nonsensical. The key to understanding the plot of KH is play all the games (as each game, including the spin offs, are canon. The same goes for the phone game) and PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. Do all that and it wouldn't be a problem.
@lukemarshall1031
6 жыл бұрын
DetectiveSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer I never said it was nonsensical, but convoluted, I.E. complicated and difficult to follow :)
@DirkCjelli42
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Johnny had to play the first hour of Kingdom Hearts 2. Poor guy wouldn't make it out alive.
@day3002
6 жыл бұрын
She's awesome
@TheOverArchiver
6 жыл бұрын
This should be interesting! Also, love the blue sofa.
@torenielsen9993
6 жыл бұрын
Man, Bendix is working hard. :-D
@bennybeck
6 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s a magical fantasy universe don’t have to try and rationalize everything
@d0natr0n47
6 жыл бұрын
Illuminati Confirmed and Disney are at the fucking centre of it. Colour me 98 shades of neon-unsurfuckingprised.
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