Truly an informative video, now I feel like I can rob my local bank without causing an oopsy-daisy
@cmrd_hdcrb
Жыл бұрын
99% of bank robbers don't know this trick. Are you the 1%?
@awalkingfire2176
Жыл бұрын
Or we in the business likes to call it "happy little accidents"
@leavemealoneplzthnku
Жыл бұрын
relatable
@matthewelliott7981
Жыл бұрын
“Your honor, my client claims oopsy daisies”
@jh-a
Жыл бұрын
@@awalkingfire2176bob ross painting the crime plan
@MrMeatyFlaps
Жыл бұрын
"I don't even know what we're robbing yet but I know you already stole my heart" Perfect one-liner in case you find yourself on a date before commiting a robbery, as one does.
@darkzer0670
Жыл бұрын
I do use something along those lines but my favorite pickup line is : Hi, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass? You either get a laugh or slapped but either way, you waste no time and get a judge of character immediately.
@ILikedGooglePlus
Жыл бұрын
"This is why you need to come to our meetings, Jim! Thank god you're just the driver."
@louthinator
Жыл бұрын
considering the price of everything these days you need to commit a bank robbery to afford the date.
@crylune
Жыл бұрын
The robbery is the date
@MrMeatyFlaps
Жыл бұрын
@@crylune didn't think about it that way. That means we have a get out of jail free card, right?
@Hikarian
Жыл бұрын
I can imagine the next video opening up with us and Rift sitting in a jail cell 😂
@adderon
Жыл бұрын
Lightly scratching the wall or bars
@Poopy-YY31
Жыл бұрын
"Let's break out of prison! ASMR"
@suryatyagi3273
Жыл бұрын
"Lets make the jailer sleep! ASMR"😂
@we-must-live
Жыл бұрын
@@suryatyagi3273heh. Shawshank Redemption but instead of smashing pipes while lightning strikes, the crew serenades the jailer during the rain before the thunder
@Piscis2127250
Жыл бұрын
"Relax with your cell mate"
@Teddini
Жыл бұрын
Im currently watching this from my prison cell with a smuggled-in smartphone. Great video!
@Petit_Nem
Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@gusgus_22
Жыл бұрын
Are you actually?
@DDunc1020
Жыл бұрын
@@gusgus_22you never know these days
@tiemevanderhoek6970
Жыл бұрын
@@gusgus_22i hope so
@MAUSOLEGRUM
Жыл бұрын
keep fighting the good fight 🫡
@DaSword_8
Жыл бұрын
This is the stuff we need to learn at schools.
@jimb0072
Жыл бұрын
reel talk
@ThatOneKidd45th
Жыл бұрын
If Dr.Rift was a Teacher at an Elementary School!💀💨
@Тотсамый-х1ж8з
Жыл бұрын
As the guy who's bored of logarithms, square roots and all the shit combined and in power 3. I fucking agree
@einuhrsechs3105
Жыл бұрын
indeed
@mottleparis
Жыл бұрын
Indeed my absolute favorite thing to learn is how to rob a bank
@TheMobKea
Жыл бұрын
I like how this is played like paul isnt playing a character, hes literally just being himself by listing video ideas, talking about his family, its just pauls legitimate plans on a bank robbery
@JD135
Жыл бұрын
Gonna take a power nap before we rob this bank
@Crayzo_A.s.
Жыл бұрын
Ok im ready lets break the rules
@crylune
Жыл бұрын
Guys, the drill, go get it.
@adderon
Жыл бұрын
Please don't sleep in the bank while it's being robbed. By us.
@TheHamMann
Жыл бұрын
Wake up the car is here we’re ready
@HoneyDog
Жыл бұрын
Shit, am I late? I think I may have overslept...
@Anonym00U
Жыл бұрын
the walkie talkie white noise right at the beginning is soooo relaxing dude, such a nice intro
@HyperHunt621
Жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment the same thing -- certain repeated noises don't hit very well, but that radio's "fuzz" is super comforting. I could use it on loop for a night. 😅
@Anonym00U
Жыл бұрын
@@HyperHunt621 100%
@barryballin
Жыл бұрын
beans
@boi5375
Жыл бұрын
@@barryballinbeans
@NarratorNarrates-k5y
Жыл бұрын
beans@@barryballin
@ratro8208
Жыл бұрын
Weirdest payday 3 ad yet
@artemis3065
Жыл бұрын
I would say I’m worried for Uncle E, but really this is no more or less whacky than he’s always been
@Stiskohamibra
Жыл бұрын
Why you worried man
@williamwakefield1017
Жыл бұрын
I'm worried for him, I cant believe he hasn't run out of video ideas yet
@ShadowOfDeadRhodes21
Жыл бұрын
He could keep doing Arkham asylum characters like he used to do I don't even know why he quit doing those for.. my favorite was Corvus and Dave
@akuma9885
Жыл бұрын
@@ShadowOfDeadRhodes21 I’m really hoping he return to these soon. The ERU needs more lore drops, but in the meantime, ima appreciate his art
@suckmyass2039
Жыл бұрын
@@akuma9885cut him some slack there's an alien inside him 🙏
@Hueco-Oscuras
Жыл бұрын
Should make this a 4 part series. An ASMR video during the bank vault like the npc loot room video. The aftermath of robbery. And then the prison video. And then the prison escape by alien friend 😂
@peterheinisch2294
Жыл бұрын
Corvus, obviously, he's a trained assassin and the best operative
@Hueco-Oscuras
Жыл бұрын
@@peterheinisch2294 And he's a doctor. No need for a medkit.
@gabemarshall3002
Жыл бұрын
I like this idea
@topo6790
11 ай бұрын
Cthulhu will break him out
@u.v.s.5583
11 ай бұрын
@@topo6790 Tiamat. I would know. I worked selling ice cream next to the prison when it happened. The guards and officers were not as lucky as I was. She used no nerf guns.
@mckenzie8685
Жыл бұрын
If he was my middle school math teacher when he was drawing the plan, I highly doubt he wouldn’t have said “Okay guys, I’m not an artist.” 😂
@emrahalien2972
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wish I was a teacher so I can say “okay guys I am a artist so”
@then00brathalos
Жыл бұрын
@@emrahalien2972i shit you not my art teacher did that. it goes something like "so this should be the basic outline (we were drawing potraits). I would not say 'im not an artist' because i don't teach maths"
@helios566
Жыл бұрын
Im really touched you included my scoliosis in youre drawing of me, ive always been proud of my wobbly spine so its nice you noticed.
@eyeofthetiger7
Жыл бұрын
I love just looking through my feed and seeing a bunch of normal, gentle and innocent videos and then an ER video "let's rob a bank!" with that thumbnail
@jakeizzo8249
Жыл бұрын
I always love your videos! I hope you realize that you are great and you’re work is much appreciated rather than just viewed as a job!
@DazlMusic
Жыл бұрын
Sleeping ❌ Committing crimes with our favorite uncle ✅
@gummibear4757
Жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time I robbed a bank in ASMR, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
@Crayzo_A.s.
Жыл бұрын
Wordington confession
@THATGUY443.
Жыл бұрын
PLUH
@JatnielAviles
Жыл бұрын
Bro, same though
@adderon
Жыл бұрын
Double nickels on the dime. Good album
@aguyonyt1
Жыл бұрын
which 2 times
@kylegames7528
Жыл бұрын
I suffer from really bad depression and anxiety. I just got done having a bad break down and came on KZitem to find some ASMR to take my mind off of all of it and sleep. I’ve been going to sleep to your videos for years. Thank you for being a source of comfort for me and so many others amidst all the chaos ❤️
@luke_the_fraser855
Жыл бұрын
Take care brutha🙏
@thenonfurry
Жыл бұрын
❤
@GraceNam707
Жыл бұрын
❤
@klimics4280
Жыл бұрын
This Payday 3 trailer is immersive
@huntervalleyhinterlands
Жыл бұрын
“some people consider me an uncle.. but you can just call me Paul” my heart is so warmed by his slow but steady acknowledgment of his importance in the lives of folks he hasn’t met
@parkerellis746
3 ай бұрын
True!
@PickleTickler69
Жыл бұрын
Thanks! Turned this on while robbing a bank and didn’t feel so alone!
@alix9470
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I think when I'm listening to these, what are the chances that I started the video the same time someone else did and were both listening to it as we fall asleep. To me, it's a nice thought. It makes me feel less alone.
@averagejoe8358
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Rift, gonna make my probation officer chuckle with this one!
@LazyAlligator
Жыл бұрын
Hi im 9 yrs old. Thank you for bringing me through these hard times of depression, this is another video that shows great financial advise we kids can learn from Happy robbing
@Mister-A-
Жыл бұрын
Hi im 3 years old, thanks for commenting this exquisite text about our fellow little aged kids, who cant learn about how getting money before having a job, tough times never lasts, my friend, i have been depressed too for the passed 19 years of my life, and now, i am the ceo of google, and i be smoking that za with my buddy Eric when we play roblox. See you again on youtube
@moodlethenoodle
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your kind words
@crylune
Жыл бұрын
Hello I haven't been conceived yet. Good vid
@fordsrest
Жыл бұрын
hi i am a five day old single father with a baby on the way. i also have to say this is a good video
@vonbeedle554
Жыл бұрын
Hi im Julius Streicher back from the deeed I will write about this great video in my newspaper.
@RowanMackenzie
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me - if anyone hasn't seen ASMR Bank Robbery by Rhino Stew, you are missing out. Its technically a sketch, but its ridiculously high budget for what it is, and they actually go into a bank and everything. They've also done a couple of other mad ASMR sketches, including one involving the Alien franchise with ridiculously good props and CGI. I hope you all, and Ephemeral Rift, give them a look. (I swear I'm not paid to advertise them or anything)
@goodtimeswithcoops
9 ай бұрын
Love the fact he says we need to wear gloves to hide our fingerprints then produces to touch them
@SvendOfficial
Жыл бұрын
I really like the sound of the police scanner in the beginning, can you make an extended version of just having the noise of it as a video?
@bryonyscott6693
Жыл бұрын
Three hours of teabag sounds, yes please!
@Derhellewahnsinn
Жыл бұрын
Just got my first job today, that’s exactly the right Video for tonight 😊
@Aleksandr_Skrjabin
Жыл бұрын
It's a great job!
@Local-yes
11 ай бұрын
Google: don’t rob banks Bing:
@SouthernPsychopath
Жыл бұрын
You know if that was dutchs plan, the saint denis job may not have gone so badly.
@The_Riot
Жыл бұрын
Paul is without a doubt my favorite character; He’s the perfect combination of laidback and chaotic which always adds a layer of casual comedy to the videos he’s in. He also gives off the impression that he’d kindnap you and sell your organs on the currency exchange to get some caps (unless they’re out) but you can’t make a hive mind without shattering a few psyches.
@daftcrxnk
Жыл бұрын
You could TOTALLY pull off Dallas from the Payday series, lol.
@softia42
Жыл бұрын
6:37 Uncle E, please do the video 😄 You tapping on the tea bag sounds like light rain against a window 🎵🎶🎶
@CasuallyAWeeb
Жыл бұрын
HI UNCLE E, im a teenager, in the last 1-2 years of being a adult. I love your videos youve helped me sleep for years and I see I finally have a chance to say thank you for all you do!
@Petit_Nem
Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@narucreed1
Жыл бұрын
You're in the last 1-2 years of beimg an adult? Are you dying??
@aguyonyt1
Жыл бұрын
@@narucreed1says theyre 16
@crylune
Жыл бұрын
Then it would be 'last 1-2 years before I become an adult'. I could not make sense of this comment
@nooneyouknow239
Жыл бұрын
I’ll call Trevor, Franklin, Lester and Michael. Let’s do this.
@solidskullz5736
Жыл бұрын
This must be one of those lucrative ways to get money that rift told us about in the bad fatherly advice video
@87alsjth
Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, what?? I’m ready for this ASMR lol it’s gonna be an adventure.
@incognito-kx8md
Жыл бұрын
When is it not an adventure with Uncle Rift ?
@MoldyRoach
11 ай бұрын
New payday dlc looking fire
@studio-stirko5596
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been robbing banks for years now and must admit this is pretty accurate! Well done uncle E
@cement4315
Жыл бұрын
Payday 3 is looking great
@kaboomluong9373
Жыл бұрын
Hey, at least lobbies ain't messed up with this one
@marcushouse6436
Жыл бұрын
Honestly I would love 3 hours of tea bag sounds
@dubocracy5344
Жыл бұрын
Ahh tea bagging sounds... The best.
@octrasource
Жыл бұрын
typically accompanied by some squeaky voice screaming at you, so maybe not
@THATGUY443.
Жыл бұрын
I agree
@AllezlesParisiens
Жыл бұрын
🤨
@adderon
Жыл бұрын
Doing the Earl Grey
@Imperator_Chrysalis
Жыл бұрын
Three hours of teabag sounds would be wonderful!
@Blueboat21
Жыл бұрын
I love robbing banks
@fella_named_smokey
Жыл бұрын
Me in the Loadout screen while my friend's making something to eat:
@speejoink1
Жыл бұрын
The idea that he put out flyers getting applicants for his bank heist is so funny to me
@hedenistic
Жыл бұрын
Rift out here looking like he walked straight out of a Puppet Combo Horror Game
@vergil-__
Жыл бұрын
damn, pay day 3 looks crazy!
@nickmint3447
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe they released exclusive footage of payday 3.
@N51totallynotprivatemilitary
Жыл бұрын
@@nickmint3447 so realisitic
@gantster5896
Жыл бұрын
Great video as always, Uncle E! I'd love to see another Benjamin video sometime. The saw blade gun in this video reminded me of him showing it off.
@graemestanley8513
Жыл бұрын
I love how for the questionnaire he had to add “in your own words”. Can’t have people plagiarizing why they want to rob a bank
@iantophernicus6042
Жыл бұрын
Of course not! Plagiarism is a crime punishable by a failing grade! We may be crazy, but it's not as if we've lost our minds!
@CiKSON
11 ай бұрын
This stuff is unreasonabley hilarious, thanks for your artistry
@Cloakingpower
Жыл бұрын
I'll follow you anywhere, boss. Show me my role in the plan.
@BrandonRios-c6o
Жыл бұрын
I've been watching for years, and honestly, this video makes me think how cool it would be if he was in the Payday games
@LilPootisGaming
Жыл бұрын
Pov: you want to start a payday heist
@JustinLMills
Жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d hear a Kottonmouth Kings reference in an ASMR video…fantastic
@XoXoRC
Жыл бұрын
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
@nickmint3447
Жыл бұрын
ALL RIGHT ASSHOLES, IT'S ON!
@mynameisearl4170
Жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M HURT BAD CAN SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG
@CrysisVN
Жыл бұрын
Ur beard and hair and all is so iconic actually theres nothing more ephemeral rift than that LOL its so laidback
@10kAndrew_
Жыл бұрын
After robbing all the banks clean in GTA, I think we can really pull this off.
@expunged69420
Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute wasnt a new video after this what happend to it? Why it got deleted
@Bsolazy
Жыл бұрын
fr it got private’d
@sebastianotropeano1691
Ай бұрын
@@Bsolazy IDK why it was privatet
@soveitonion69420
11 ай бұрын
I'd watch a movie about a psychopath staring this guy
@Soveit_OnionT34
7 ай бұрын
good comment other me
@soveitonion69420
Ай бұрын
@@Soveit_OnionT34 why than you
@williamgrimes6131
Жыл бұрын
I enjoy the fact that this was posted two days before Payday 3 releases ❤️🖤❤️🖤 I hope Uncle ER becomes a playable heister!
@Ligmanahtrysugma
Жыл бұрын
Okay i will always call you uncle E for the fact that I’ve never had a father figure or anyone to take that place and everything I see one if your videos it’s like you’re a happy dad or similarly, uncle and it just makes me really happy im so glad you exist and do what you do I wish you nothing but the best
@mauroposki
3 ай бұрын
Gta asmr fr 😭. This guy makes such good content he deserves every subscription he gets
@TheBushSpirit
Жыл бұрын
Now I need an escaping prison ASMR video
@zealocked
Жыл бұрын
THE KING FINALLY UPLOADED
@notelkcahsss
8 ай бұрын
Lester went on a diet and grew a beard
@PizzäFromTf2
5 ай бұрын
Payday gang listens this every night before sleep
@forskinshredr
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I think someone hijacked ER's channel, this definitely isn't him wearing a pantyhose
@SuperVidman101
Жыл бұрын
Could be that alien he's currently sharing a body with. 😅
@brufoxx
11 ай бұрын
Next video: "Robbing A Bank ASMR" featuring Uncle E with a gopro and binaural mics attached to his head
@DaVizzle_Bro
Жыл бұрын
Wow dude this is definitely a new sub-genre within an already niche genre that I didn't realize I needed. Fantastic haha
@starlightfox8982
Жыл бұрын
Payday 3 lookin great
@benflis1618
Жыл бұрын
Thumbnail might be top 10 in channel history
@seizetempus
11 ай бұрын
So this is what’s happening on October 22!
@EphemeralRift
11 ай бұрын
🤣
@Mei_Ayanam1
11 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRiftHey, my birthday is on the 26th, hope that whatever you're doing goes great and stuff! ❤
@GRIFFITHS01HATER
11 ай бұрын
Yeah I hope I’m not the only one confused and concerned what he meant by that :/ I really hope it’s not something bad
@pootisbirb7584
3 ай бұрын
My man even has the First ever 3D model tea pot with him thruly a unique person
@jsdcvud7834
Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear. Got shot by the police 46 times.
@lollma0
Жыл бұрын
Didn't know Ephemeral Rift is the newest heister for Payday 3.
@grimslade0
Жыл бұрын
The hacksaw will come in handy just in case one of us betrays the other and they manage to get handcuffed to the vault door after a tussle, and before the victor escapes they leave the hacksaw with them with the ultimatum of either getting caught by police or hacking their own hand off👌
@whyiwakeup6460
Жыл бұрын
there is no way to cut the handcuffs, you must remove your hand, it’s the only way
@dinen5000
Жыл бұрын
its been a few years but im still holding out for the next addition to the Sleep for the Sleepless series, Sleep for the Three-pless 🙏🙏
@ipostdumbstuff
Жыл бұрын
Didn't think I'd be able to relax and learn how to rob a bank at the same time.
@jozefgoralski1180
Жыл бұрын
7:10 Thank You so very much for including the background noise; it’s really summery; the bugs and traffic combined make me feel as if I was just on the edge of civilisation or has just arrived well into the night to my family living far away after a long and tiresome drive…
@MrUntoastedbagel
Жыл бұрын
Another Top-Tier Asmr-video. Very underated videos
@tacofoxbrazil3548
Жыл бұрын
How it feels to play PayDay 2
@N51totallynotprivatemilitary
Жыл бұрын
and soon payday3 is coming out sooooooo, i think the next gaming vids are gonna be awesome if im right
@why_is_every_username_used
Жыл бұрын
Why is every one of your videos better than the previous?? 😍
@FascinatioForCreatio
Жыл бұрын
You know it's gonna be good when Rift uses this kind of thumbnail
@meemeekeykat9402
Жыл бұрын
used the calming blue ink for the planning section. nice
@zero_burrito
Жыл бұрын
Aw man, I just finished robbing my local bank and was watching this to unwind. I'm down to go again though
@AnimatedASMR
Жыл бұрын
Why am I Mr. Pink?
@wezelesworth
Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing for whilst I'm anxious about my money problems
@Raste_wolve_lofi
Жыл бұрын
videos like this are why im still subscribed to this amazing man
@greninjagrey4142
Жыл бұрын
ALL RIGHT RAMBLERS LET'S GET RAMBLIN'
@billybillyboebilly
Жыл бұрын
Went scrolling for a payday comment and finally found it. Pd3 early access in a few hours!
@greninjagrey4142
Жыл бұрын
@@billybillyboebilly XXV-100 veteran in PD2, and PD3 Gold Edition owner here, hope to see you today in early access man!
@crylune
Жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss Bain
@LylaRoseLucero
6 күн бұрын
WHY DID YOU DRAW THE VIEWER LIKE THAT I'M FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@henrybusch9334
Жыл бұрын
The official GTA 6 trailer
@N51totallynotprivatemilitary
Жыл бұрын
payday3*
@elijahhill6602
Жыл бұрын
Anything with Rift will be the best Strangers & Freaks mission possible.
@Ethan0l_0il
Жыл бұрын
Payday 3 is looking good I see, great job Overkill
@holychlorine9821
11 ай бұрын
Bro what happened to your Twitter man.
@CreamyFacial
11 ай бұрын
Id u don't like it then leave.
@GRIFFITHS01HATER
11 ай бұрын
@@CreamyFacialu know what happened?
@suikablayet
11 ай бұрын
@@GRIFFITHS01HATERI am of the idea that he has entered an unmedicated manic phase of bipolar disorder, and lost partial touch with everything that is going on. I personally care about him and I hope he is well and even if he is to say something I disagree with (I. E. Downplaying the holocaust) I do agree with some things he has to say such as the overestimation of value in the human life, but I also as someone who believes in modern medicine symptoms seem to suggest an unmanaged disorder.
@Jahahaabc
11 ай бұрын
@@suikablayethe just wanted to say it
@testedhawk
Жыл бұрын
Just in time for my PAYDAY tomorrow
@chiefsosakeef9006
Жыл бұрын
Uncle Rift is the best!
@notaerodynamic240
Жыл бұрын
With Payday 3 releasing soon, this video helps me prepare!😊
@DeDeDespicable
Жыл бұрын
For some reason I was waiting for this, and I’m so glad I did
@FoxtrotsGame
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this was a sponsored Payday 3 video lmao
@N51totallynotprivatemilitary
Жыл бұрын
and this is the video that comes out right before payday3 does, guys i think i have a theory on the next gaming videos
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