Lies We We're All Told As Kids... Today we talk about lies we were told as kids. Most of these lies, I'm sure your parents told you or you heard this lies in school.
@@burdieofficial Is santa made by the government?!
@IronMadden
Жыл бұрын
As someone who comes from a firefighter family, yes. Stop, drop and roll does help, but I don't know if you can easily do that in a narrow trailer. That's more of an ideal method if your body caught on fire (sounds like you'd just be running around like a headless chicken), but what really matters in a smoke-filled room is that you remain low to the ground because smoke rises up to higher altitudes. You can crawl on your hands and feet like you're Solid Snake sneaking around a top secret military facility, and that's effectively the same thing as stop, drop and roll to remain safe in a smoke-filled room.
@jacobbeitner8796
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The myth that carrots are good for your eyesight was started by the British Royal Air Force in WW2 so the Germans wouldn’t find out that they had radar. They would explain their ability to find enemy aircraft by saying that it was because they were eating carrots, rather than that they had radar.
@AngryLad_80
Жыл бұрын
they were carrots? tf
@thefearlessbros
Жыл бұрын
I have heard this story before. When I first heard it, I said told it to my mom and she still didn't believe me somehow.
@calebwaller730
Жыл бұрын
While maybe originally started as a myth, it turned out to be pretty truthful. Carrots supply your body with beta carotene which helps your body maintain certain vitamins that improve vision.
@jacobbeitner8796
Жыл бұрын
@@AngryLad_80 I fixed it lol
@AngryLad_80
Жыл бұрын
@@jacobbeitner8796 now that makes sense. but still, that's funny. how come having good vision lets u get rid of radars and the Germans actually believed them?
@roseonyi
Жыл бұрын
When you get in trouble *with* your sibling (key word "with") and you are the only one to get in trouble, after asking why they are not punished, your parents will say "We have already dealt with them" it's such a dirty and big lie.
@thiscommentisempty
Жыл бұрын
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@thegamingtheif7178
Жыл бұрын
Some actually do they lay eggs in your ear and it hatches and eats your flesh and flies away
@roseonyi
Жыл бұрын
@@thegamingtheif7178 whar?
@aidendoesstuff185
Жыл бұрын
@@roseonyi i think he replied to the wrong comment
@AlicornHana
Жыл бұрын
And pretty unfair that i 100% will turn on them for that
@HamnaAmir71
Жыл бұрын
The most lie my parents told me when I was little was that butterflies grow in your ears. Now as a 13 year old teenager, sometimes I think it was true when I already thought it wasn't
@Squid_Salad
Жыл бұрын
the butterflies do grow in your ears, that's why you hear weird sounds sometimes, trust me bro
@HamnaAmir71
Жыл бұрын
@@Squid_Salad idk, that why I don't believe it
@Squid_Salad
Жыл бұрын
@@HamnaAmir71 they come out of your ears and go outside while you sleep 🌚
@AlicornHana
Жыл бұрын
@Terminal_00_Radio tbh your cat leaving you behind for a mate is worse than seeing your cat die (atleast for me)
@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687
Жыл бұрын
@@Squid_Salad can i eat him? Or shoot him with my salt gun lol
@Tumbleweed8122
Жыл бұрын
The kid stumbling upon that thumbnail: 👁👄👁
@Stracat24
17 күн бұрын
That kid is immediately yelling.. Kid: “moooooooooooommmmm” *cries* Mom: “yeah?” Kid: “is Santa real?” Mom: yeah Kid: ok
@pedrolima-eu4pb
Жыл бұрын
Man had a good father for telling him not to let shit slide. My entire life I was told the whole "just ignore them it will go away" bulshit and my mom literally praised me for being harmless and it caused a lot of pain in my life. It took me 5 months of gym and becoming a Muay Thai fighter just to have the balls to stand up for myself from micro agressions that people did around me
@minced_man
Жыл бұрын
A big lie I was told by my teachers in middle school was that High School was gonna be so hard.
@SMCwasTaken
Жыл бұрын
It's vice versa, they told me High School was going to be easy and i shouldn't worry about but i have to worry about so i can be mentally prepared
@firalia
Жыл бұрын
Tbh the difficulty of high school depends on what subjects you pick, at least here. I know people who were basically worked to death and never slept while I was cruising along. The difference between them and me is that they went for the Australian equivalent of a GPA and I didn't 🤣
@I_Dont_Care897
Жыл бұрын
I loved high school. Best years of my life. Your teacher f*cked up hard bro
@firepawx3779
Жыл бұрын
For me it was about high school teachers being really mean and strict like that’s not true all the time
@Jackson-cd3mv
9 ай бұрын
Middle school teachers just said that they wouldnt accept shenanigans or any bullshit in high school. It is only harder in junior year because it has some of the hardest classes and sats
@benjirodaboi8063
Жыл бұрын
So basically my parents told my older brother and sister one day that Santa wasn’t real, and they were cool with it but unlike me, I litterally cried for minutes, I’m sure that I wasn’t the only one… hopefully
@paintyxd
Жыл бұрын
SANTA IS NOT REAL?
@IMX383
Жыл бұрын
@@paintyxd yea he isn't real
@sydmohammadali6421
Жыл бұрын
@@IMX383 WHAT
@ACOTofficial
10 ай бұрын
if I were to be told that, I would be mad that I've been lied to this whole time (I know he isn't real btw)
@garfieldthatonecat4824
9 ай бұрын
@@IMX383Me and my brother watching santa deniers getting the lethal injection
@soggoscereal5309
Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sick with covid rn and was at a pretty low metal point but I just found this guy today and he has me rollin. Thanks for making my day better.
@mustafabraxton4469
Жыл бұрын
get well soon!
@soggoscereal5309
Жыл бұрын
@@mustafabraxton4469 thank you so much
@AlicornHana
Жыл бұрын
Get well soon and welcome to this quality disguised like shitty content channel
@DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman
Жыл бұрын
@@soggoscereal5309 wtf is a metal point?
@knockoffspiderman6861
9 ай бұрын
he means mental point. it's a typo@@DinosEpicKZitemWithStickman
@azuresstuff2363
Жыл бұрын
I remember my parents would tell me that "videogames would rot my brain" but then would be completely ok with me watching movies and I would go "Hey, I use my brain to game by thinking ahead with strategies and stuff but when I'm watching a movie I just sit there" and they were like "...don't care."
@gamersinghking4167
Жыл бұрын
You're right about most of us not using complex math when we get older, but I just googled jobs that use math and there's... actually a few.
@PhoenixRiseinFlame
Жыл бұрын
Yeah there’s definitely some functional use to advanced math, especially if you’re planning on going into a career like engineering. Schools teaching a base level of advanced math may spark interest in this area for certain students and gives them a base to advance while in university. Most people may not use it after high school, but some do.
@perrytheplatapus1523
7 ай бұрын
But whos doing allat💀
@MrSoulMallow
Жыл бұрын
I feel like parents are supposed to prepare us for the future ahead and these lies just do not help, In fact I think this is the reason why so many people still act like children nowadays, for example complaining over small things, trying to start arguments or argue over something stupid.
@_.rens._
7 ай бұрын
Yeah But They Always Hold A Good Place In Our Soul
@Mr.Goodkat
5 ай бұрын
They don't act like children but they do argue over small things, over stupid things etc, people aren't doing that because they were lied to about Santa or tv damaging your eyes or anything else.
@MightySpaceman
Жыл бұрын
4:01 this actually dates back to the world war 2, as an explanation for how well enemies were being detected in the dark at night (when radar was first invented)
@gurururuwarararara8164
Жыл бұрын
It's funny how so many of these were relatable for me, considering I grew up in a rural area in Norway. Really just goes to show that we're all living the same simulation 😂
@Lightbulb23333
Жыл бұрын
No is real of one lie you need math a you don’t need basics mayh you need a hard math
@gurururuwarararara8164
Жыл бұрын
@@Lightbulb23333 You, my friend, need grammar 🤓
@itzzgabby1
9 ай бұрын
All the kids watching this found out Santa isn’t real the hard way 💀
@Afton-ph9uw
13 күн бұрын
Most of them are probably gonna refuse to believe it
@JustsomerandomgigachadLOL
Жыл бұрын
My sister still believes in the elf on the shelf and she if still 100% convinced even after I showed her the “made in china” label 😩
@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687
Жыл бұрын
Oof i had one have no idea were it went when we moved all i know is i would doge its eyes to pick up my dads gun so we could shoot. I sooner then later relized the idea was fricking stupid and shot the elf with a nerf gun lmao
@denverbroncos2
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@itzzgabby1
9 ай бұрын
My parents told me about the entire santa thing at the end of 4th grade I still have to pretend he’s real since my little sisters are still in like 3rd grade and kindergarten
@Jeff-xx7dw
9 ай бұрын
But how do they move then?
@itzzgabby1
9 ай бұрын
@@Jeff-xx7dw your parents move them. I’m actually sorry you had to find out this way
@charliesheehan4577
Жыл бұрын
The sitting too close to the TV was actually a thing back in the day. The really old box TVs (the ones with the knobs) were known to emit x-rays.
@NathanPriviated
Жыл бұрын
You mean CRT TV
@charliesheehan4577
Жыл бұрын
@@NathanPriviated Not many people know what CRT TVs were now what days...
@NathanPriviated
Жыл бұрын
@@charliesheehan4577 to be honest. its really rare to find someone
@spaceman022
Жыл бұрын
Still have a couple for retro gaming
@GamingPlayz804
8 ай бұрын
Bro really tryna spoil every young kid's childhood 😭
@MrAeral
Жыл бұрын
Bro, i can relate so much to you, this is pure truth. I can't imagine that i believed in these.
@NotStooky
Жыл бұрын
Always a good day when Burdie uploads!
@iidoughnutholes3087
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on almost 100k!! Love waking up to seeing that a new video dropped from ya lol
@redjay.
Жыл бұрын
I have spent most of my life in pyrotechnics training. My whole thing is that I'm safe with fire. The one time I caught myself on fire I didn't use stop drop and roll. Sorry to the schools who teach that..
@computerdude8726
Жыл бұрын
I've always been told that eating blueberries helps your memory or something but here I am after eating like 30 bags of frozen blueberries and I still have the memory of a bird.
@CR0W_.F34TH3RZ
8 ай бұрын
You saying Burdie is forgetful?
@thwoo-
Жыл бұрын
My parents said my uncle’s dog was in doggy heaven, but my uncle told me she “went to the chop shop.” I never psychologically recovered.
@NyanSpore
Жыл бұрын
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Dat_man
Жыл бұрын
W uncle
@karoluxas1141
10 ай бұрын
during my fathers bday we went to a range, and i was the only one there who properly played fps games. There was my moms brother who was gaming but didnt have time anymore, and we performed the best at shooting. It shows that video games can improve your accuracy, and on google it says that it can improve focus.
@Survivorsim
Жыл бұрын
1:50 goldfish, heaven now
@epicpip
9 ай бұрын
BAAA-
@epicgameraidan7487
2 ай бұрын
Wwhhhyyy
@bespectacledheroine7292
Жыл бұрын
Violence doesn't pertain to self-defense or controlled conditions like sports. If someone slaps you and stops at that and you're not in any immediate danger and you slap back under "an eye for an eye" reasoning.....basically you can't control your anger. As Count Rugen would say, "You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance." Also I'm cool with the Santa lie. Let childhood be magical damn.
@IdrkFrFr
Жыл бұрын
1:35 my parents never told me that lie lol… I had a cat since I was born, in my first year of living if he wasn’t on the table getting patted by me I wouldn’t eat. When I was like 10 and my cat unfortunately passed my parents explained to me about what happened…obv I bursted into tears but I’m glad they told me what happened…and it still hurts remembering abt his death but he gave me some beautiful moments. What a legend
@user-ls3xx8kj8k
9 ай бұрын
why only one like now there two
@moludogRBX
9 ай бұрын
Parents lying is bad Also parents 🤥
@CAPTAIN-PET
Ай бұрын
Actually the story of Santa came from a guy called Saint Nicholas from Turkey who was a real person who gave coins and money to people on Christmas Day to celebrate the birth of Jesus (hence it being on the 25th, it’s his birthday) so now Santa isn’t alive but if Jesus reincarnated than maybe Saint Nick did too, nobody knows so for those wondering he is real.
@clanker3885
Жыл бұрын
violence isn't the answer, its the question, and the answer is yes
@mattwolf7698
Жыл бұрын
On the school drill one, I always thought huddling in a corner of the room was stupid. Almost all of my high school classrooms had emergency exists too, if I was aware that an actual shooter was on campus, I would have just run out of the room and ducked behind some cars or trees or something until I could get into the woods nearby. I had a plan on how to escape from every room if needed. Yeah it could be reckless but better than being a sitting duck.
@DoomspireDefense_ThatGuy
Жыл бұрын
I would be the shooter, trying to make them jump out the window for if an actual actual shooter tryna kill comes.
@orange_turtle3412
9 ай бұрын
Exactly. Clumping into one part of the room does nothing but massively increase the chance of someone getting shot. Its a lot easier to hit a big clump of people than it is a group of spread out people
@djlovesturbofan1
13 күн бұрын
"me and this kid were like dumb and dumber" THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON😂
@damiensisco6960
Жыл бұрын
Lies We’ve All Been Told As A Kid: 1. Don’t Sit Too Close To The TV, It’ll Damage Your Eyes. 2. Violence Isn’t The Answer. 3. Your Dead Pet Is Out In The Wild. 4. Watermelon seeds grow in your stomach. 5. School drills will keep you safe. 6. Carrots help vision. 7. Video games will rot your brain. 8. You’re gonna need math when you’re older. 9. You need to go to college to have a good job. 10. You have to wait an hour after eating to go swimming. 11. Stranger danger. 12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 13. Santa, the elf, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, etc.
@smokestation
Жыл бұрын
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@jacepawplayz
Жыл бұрын
2:53 for me our intruder drill is the worst So for us, we have to hide under the cubbies (i forgot if thats what they are called because i randomly forget if words are words). The cubbies are next to the door in a way where you cant really see them (i think you can still see them a bit) which is good except the fact that more then half the class arent able tofit nder the cubbies. Also everyone just expects that the intruder cant knock down the door or something. WHY WOULD AN INDRUDER COME IN IF THEY ARE WEAK???? Also apparently if we do have an intruder the principal just goes on the anouncements and says “lockdown”. Now the intruder knows you’re hiding
@SparkliOfficial
Жыл бұрын
You are right Why are we not stacking the tables on the door
@jacepawplayz
Жыл бұрын
@@SparkliOfficiali cant tell if this is sarcasm or not
@SparkliOfficial
Жыл бұрын
@@jacepawplayz i am serious Why should we hide under the tables And i am seriously no joking my school told us to do it In pakistan there are not many school bang bangs going on but 1 happend few years ago And the solution my school came up with is hide under the tables Like my guy lets just block the door with the tables
@jacepawplayz
Жыл бұрын
@@SparkliOfficial sorry i just sometimes cant understand if people are serious or not. I feel bad for you. Im lucky i never had to deal with that. We just do drills and talk about it a real one happens
@SparkliOfficial
Жыл бұрын
@@jacepawplayz its ok man i also have that problem
@justapineapple4691
Жыл бұрын
3:26 pumped up kicks is about a school shooting
@lunamaciejaszek3370
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations for passing first 100k subscribers!!!
@PyroNick01
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There's more to the "wait 1 hour before swimming" rule. The whole line is "wait 1 hour after eating before swimming," as if you don't, you will start cramping up, for some reason. I'm not sure why, but it's true. I remember eating pizza, then going into a pool, then my toes, for some unexplained reason, would feel like they were twisting around each other. I did hop out of the pool to check that out, but that actually undid whatever it was, so that's good, I guess.
@XanimationX
Жыл бұрын
Burdie never misses!
@xhydex9507
Жыл бұрын
I actually knew Santa wasn't real since I was 5. I pretended to believe because it made my mom happy. One Christmas though I got a small tv from "Santa". Literally right after I opened it my dad said "We got a really good deal on that!". My mom turned to my dad, and gave him the biggest stink eye I had ever seen.
@user-si8pe6zg8r
5 ай бұрын
Santa is real. He's saint Nicholas.
@Cbunnygames
Ай бұрын
@@user-si8pe6zg8rum
@ramenaddict1676
Жыл бұрын
Goldfish are sadly the most neglected and mistreated pets and parents should never use them as a teaching tool. They're supposed to live in huge tanks and live for decades, not 2 years or so. :/
@scootscaz1389
4 ай бұрын
"hes in goldfish heaven, BAAAA-" got me rolling to the sun
@AlissaDonald
Жыл бұрын
I'm allergic to apples. In my case, an apple a day will send me to a hospital
@AlicornHana
Жыл бұрын
Rip💀
@ACOTofficial
10 ай бұрын
For you, an apple a day keeps you surrounded by doctors
@Shadow_kit4903
9 ай бұрын
To you an apple a day keeps the life away!💀
@Inconceivable_Dunno
9 ай бұрын
5:32 Ima be real here, Math is mostly useless, but its the critical thinking and common sense skill that really gets better from doing math when you don't understand how the equations work at first, figuring them out through instructions or your own way, don't get me wrong tho, Math still sucks 💀
@FinnStromberg-ve8st
7 ай бұрын
I have no idea why the animation for your mom makes me laugh but it does
@bricklock1942
Жыл бұрын
The whole point of my dad sending me to college was to get a better job but I also don’t want to let him down either
@RaysofdoomWillSendYouToTheVoid
Жыл бұрын
4:37 THAT IS SUCH CAP, I play video games 24/7 for like 10+ years, and i'm a geography nerd
@nerdyboy5490
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Carrots have vitamin A which helps your body. It technically does help your eyes, but minimal help.
@MusicMaster320
6 ай бұрын
I'm really lucky because my parents got straight to the point when I asked them if Santa is real. They just said "No."
@terrismo6093
Жыл бұрын
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is Y E S
@St.Raptor
Жыл бұрын
1:36 My dad and I cooked our rabbit when it's leg broke. He was good soup.
@jacepawplayz
Жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@St.Raptor
Жыл бұрын
@@jacepawplayz 3rd world country life. Eat what you can. Pets double as food.
@jacepawplayz
Жыл бұрын
@@St.Raptor sorry. Im just confused because i wouldnt eat my dogs if they died
@St.Raptor
Жыл бұрын
@@jacepawplayz ... well I didn't eat my dogs, but uh... kzitem.info/news/bejne/1qye2YWXpmKrnag some people do farm them
@jacepawplayz
Жыл бұрын
@@St.Raptor i was just saying dog because dogs are the only pet i have
@abaka153
9 ай бұрын
Because of the vitamins (don't ask me which ones) in carrots, they actually don't make your eyesight better, but instead, they keep your eyes good.
@I_Dont_Care897
Жыл бұрын
0:47 Back in the elementary school years, my teacher literally said that violence isn't the answer to everything and I immediately raised my hand and asked "what if someone shoots me. Do I just give them a hug." The entire class died laughing and I wasn't even trying to be funny and yet I still got in trouble even tho I was basically asking q high quality question
@bamsithepolarbear8634
Жыл бұрын
01:43 the cry😂
@MackingCheese99
Жыл бұрын
I was told carrots helped vision, ate carrots all the time, pretty much legally blind
@CandyGirlGalaxy9
9 ай бұрын
I eat carrots and my eye sight is the same 😳-
@gamingwithnate6427
9 ай бұрын
Bro those trailers with smoke were my favorite as a kid
@supernate760
Жыл бұрын
For math being useless some thought processes involve algebra (trying to calculate things), but I get what you are saying. If anything, they should give you education based on your future line of work
@nelanimrod5780
Жыл бұрын
1:08 what kind of goofy aaa matt is that?
@DaironDariel
8 ай бұрын
Bambi
@thiscommentisempty
Жыл бұрын
3:31 if you run the cops are gonna shoot you because they are looking for someone sketchy
@outofnameideas875
Жыл бұрын
My parents straight up told me that the tooth fairy and Santa isn't real lol
@zoey9083
5 ай бұрын
My parents STILL SAY “oh well video games rot your brain take a break”
@COMEBACKSOON568
Жыл бұрын
I never got my money when I put my tooth under my bed tooth fairy
@_.rens._
7 ай бұрын
No Santa Is Real. In My Heart And Soul
@donnafreely8071
7 ай бұрын
Hes real
@gabrielcaraballo-bj3pq
4 ай бұрын
Team santa is real
@joshuaadamson6634
10 ай бұрын
Hey carrots do actually aid in good eyesight, medium carrots have ~8.05 micrograms of vitamin K. Vitamin k aids in good eyesight, and fish is also a good power food for eyesight because it has omega 3 acids which also helps your eyes fish oil has vitamin A which I THINK helps with your eyes as well but I don't know for sure
@rocketb8
Жыл бұрын
One time when my family and my mom were getting supplies out of a box that had decorations for our Christmas tree, the elf on the shelf was in there and the whole operation was ruined
@ShadowofRubins
7 ай бұрын
My guy pulled out sadness and sorrow from Naruto
@TheRobloxNinjaBlox
5 ай бұрын
For the “out of the wild”, when my cat died, when I was 7, I suspected the worst, we went to the vet. And yes she was put to sleep. We could not afford the treatment, and even if we could it still would probably be a lost cause.
@Host-711
9 ай бұрын
Man I don't even wear glasses and my eye balls are colliding with the screen rn!
@Enzo38510
8 ай бұрын
I love to watch your videos Birdy while I'm at school 👍😀
@MrXemrox
Жыл бұрын
The stop, drop, and roll thing is when you catch on fire and there's no source of water to put yourself out, and no one with blankets, let alone fire blankets, you smother the fire out, by rolling around until it is.
@BraydenTimmons-bg4xn
4 ай бұрын
Bro pumped up kicks is crazy💀
@TCSGaming-qj2sw
9 ай бұрын
In my late teens, my mom would tell me that carrying my phone in my pants pocket degrades bone density.
@Plutoious
8 ай бұрын
The Easter bunny was never believable… bro I got put in timeout in preschool for saying they weren’t real 💀
@cillycubing2
Жыл бұрын
You're right about all of them except the last one
@ACOTofficial
10 ай бұрын
When I become a parent, I would never lie to my children about anything at all. The most challenging time of doing this would probably be Christmas, Easter or when my children lose their teeth and I really needed some alternative options for these around a decade or more before I have my first children. Can you give me some alternate options? Make sure the info is as honest as possible.
@amazingenzofilipek
10 ай бұрын
When your child say “where do babies come from?”
@Shadow_kit4903
9 ай бұрын
@@amazingenzofilipek💀
@QandSvids
Ай бұрын
That family pet part got me laughing😂😂
@gageignowski7137
6 ай бұрын
Yeah, considering the fact I graduated high school on full episodes of total drama Island
@UnltedStatesEnclave
Жыл бұрын
Ong bro for school drills how am i gonna finish one piece? When im dead because i have to line up in single file order
@arandomzenitsufan
11 ай бұрын
As someone with a childhood I can confirm I was told all of these lies
@absudjj
Жыл бұрын
Pumped up kicks during a lock down is crazy
@wplays4271
Жыл бұрын
In the Netherlands. We don’t really celebrate Christmas like in other countries. Santa is never real here, instead. We have Sinterklaas, who Santa Claus is based on. Long story short, an old man with a beard and a staff comes with his boat from Spain and bring toys to every child. He goes across the rooftops with his horse and with his friends: de pieten, who are our versions of the elves. Who bring the toys down the chimney. They used to be black, due to the coles. But with changing times, and racist undertones. They eventually changed it to them having stripes of coal on their faces, instead of them being jet black. I never saw it as racist, due to them being portrayed as good people and Sinterklaas treating them as equals. And not like lesser slaves. And not really like blackface. But I do see the issues in hindsight and think it is a good replacement. To make us believe it, there is an a TV show on national television about him. It’s kind of like a sitcom for children. In the style of a news broadcast.
@TJnatsfan
Жыл бұрын
Yooo you got 100k! Congrats
@ShyenneFrancois
Жыл бұрын
Playing pumped up kicks during a lock down!?😂😂😂
@crimsonfur369
Жыл бұрын
5:06 I have played all the pvz games in the franchise for a long, long time. I’m still here!
@lenorapalminteri1002
3 ай бұрын
I recall how disappointed I was when I was told Santa Clause is not real!
@j-prins61
Жыл бұрын
Btw I love your stories and animations. Theyre very enertaining
@creepermyeeper
5 ай бұрын
I ate carrots a lot as a kid and my eyesight is awful right now. I also luckily never had an elf on the shelf.
@GortProductions205
Жыл бұрын
as a kid,you're gonna have a TANTRUM when you find out Santa ain't real
@chickenx2382
10 ай бұрын
I don’t want sound like a 🤓 but probably the reason why they didn’t want you to get close to the tv is because the technology in the crts (box tvs) can hurt your eyes as a younger person. It is just strait light onto a piece of glass. And the reason why I know this is because I am a person who loves technology.
@TheRealKensterBoosteryt
6 ай бұрын
“Please us the fire exit.” “But sir! The fire exit is on fire!” . . “USE IT”
@chuckisnthere
9 ай бұрын
ngl, the lie about not running around or swimming after eating is reasonable cause they say you'd get a cramp and you gotta wait for all the food to go through your system (i fr believed that lie for like 7 years)
@ericjr.4310
8 ай бұрын
This is so relatable and school drills are not gonna be the most safe option like if a tornado is coming im not gonna be having my ass pointed up in the position against the lockers like I would rather get into a bus or something and GET the hell outta there like im not gonna be thrown like a ragdoll because of the school not evacuation all of the students like that's stupid like im not gonna deal with a tornado im just gonna get my stuff put it in my backpack and im out on my journey to being alive for more years
@JacobSchwarzott
Жыл бұрын
"Santa is watching so behave." Santa is just a stalker
@williamkerns5913
Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for you to hit 100k bro I love your vids
@silviatarifa4480
5 ай бұрын
The second one.... its true you just have the instint to have Karma, but you CAN control your anger 😀
@TheHappyNuggey
9 ай бұрын
Parents: “sitting too close too close to the screen will damage your eyes!” VR Players: “how am I not blind after 1 day?”
@supernate760
Жыл бұрын
The reason the carrots help vision lie came to light was when in world war 2, the british had new AA technology, and when people got wind of aircraft getting shot down very often even at night, they asked why, and which they responded that their soldiers ate carrots.
@Wigshsjejbeheiejenebjdjd
Жыл бұрын
Hey Burdie you forgot to mention that people use VR headsets as well 0:24
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