Devil: (Paraphrase) You are a guest in this kingdom. Have you brought the necessary gifts? Here, the sacrifice of a horse is required if you wish to avoid death. Because you are an unprotected child, I will only give you a few moments before I finish. I'm not kidding. I'd do SOMETHING if I were you. I am the Devil, and I've killed people for less than this. Shall I start with ten before I kill you? Very well. Ten, nine, eight, seven.... Six, five, four, three... *Sigh* Two and a half, two, one and a half, ONE...! I seriously don't do this for just anyone... Your best hope is to return from whence you came. Sorry, kid... *DEATH* You have been killed by a terrible demon.
@Marshie_Gum
6 ай бұрын
Thx for the translation
@Rainbowdragon2
6 ай бұрын
Thank you, I don't have any foreign language skills....
@gensokyoresident1439
6 ай бұрын
✝MORTIS ✝
@blaster915
6 ай бұрын
@@Rainbowdragon2 It's Latin, not many speak it outside of super language nerds at universities. XD
@Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute
6 ай бұрын
@@blaster915 Memento Mori is the best reminder in the world of our mortality. Also, when he said six as "sex" I was like "YOU WHAT NOW?!" - Freelance prostitute with mind in the gutter for ya.
@humanbeing7221
6 ай бұрын
"I regret nothing" has to be my favorite line
@DefiniteIyHuman
6 ай бұрын
14:48
@Gron_Here
6 ай бұрын
Postal Dude will be proud
@killeing
6 ай бұрын
Lil Guardsman, the game that shows you how fun it is to ruin a child's life in more ways than one~
@CrankyTemplar
6 ай бұрын
Oh c'mon, I'm ruining plenty of other lives along the way!
@killeing
6 ай бұрын
@@CrankyTemplar Yeah but at least there's only 1-3 ways to potentially ruin each individual's life in this game, the Lil Guardsman you have a freaking near-50 min video showing all the ways you can end her life XD
@Rainbowdragon2
6 ай бұрын
The game really likes to smart off at you when you do something obviously dumb, like agree to get a closer look at a vampire's fangs. Edit: Also can anyone translate that freaking latin that shows up when you're taken out by the devil??
@corjonbett
6 ай бұрын
Just did, hehe
@hurricaneoverlord4704
6 ай бұрын
@@corjonbettcan you tell us it? Sorry I’m stupid I didn’t see the top comment 💀
@mmcherry2011
6 ай бұрын
Bro, the werewolf looks like it doesn’t know what it’s doing, he’s like, “ It’s my first time, what do I do?” 9:55
@blazetigerfang7797
6 ай бұрын
If you detain the witch you get turned into a dog, which is another game over
@CrankyTemplar
6 ай бұрын
Yes, I put in the description it's identical to whipping (other than that she doesn't say "Ow").
@Cr1sscr0ssaplesawc3
6 ай бұрын
YES OMG IVE BEEN SO OBSESSED EITH THIS GAME, FINALLY SOME ENDING GAMEPLAY
@azizulrahman766
6 ай бұрын
Nahhh the game need continue with what really happened to Bea.
@euberman858
5 ай бұрын
yea i feel like bea is actually stuck in lil's dreams somehow
@TinyFoxPlayz
4 ай бұрын
Exactly
@CarlosAlberto-gf3dy
4 ай бұрын
I think they let it open for a sequel
@ashlight6107
6 ай бұрын
2:05 Not gonna lie it's Lil's singing is not half bad. Although I don't think it'll end well
@3emad.065
5 ай бұрын
This video convinced me that this game is more messed up than what they’re showing normally.
@CrankyTemplar
5 ай бұрын
It's more done for humor, although humorous stuff can have darker undertones.
@roccotv2570
6 ай бұрын
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die
@roccotv2570
6 ай бұрын
I never got nine likes before 🥹
@yanyyyan
6 ай бұрын
The music freaks me out so bad omg I love this game
@viviennemorgan7217
6 ай бұрын
i didn't know that you can die and will have deaths and bad endings.
@viviennemorgan7217
6 ай бұрын
but there can be some dark moments in the game
@wilsonweiseng6485
6 ай бұрын
nobody thought this was that kind of game
@viviennemorgan7217
6 ай бұрын
@@wilsonweiseng6485 it's crazy right?
@GengUpinIpin
6 ай бұрын
Bro flawlessed the game without realizing
@patrickrannou1278
6 ай бұрын
Great game, albeit the ending felt a bit of a letdown and "rushed".
@janlon1706
6 ай бұрын
It’s obviously left empty/holey for a sequel which made me feel incomplete finishing it
@IVAN_IS_COOL
6 ай бұрын
44:06 SHE ATE THAT UPP😝‼️
@leibrunson5158
5 ай бұрын
Dr Bea, from beyond the grave and in Lil’s dreams: Lil….you have to stop them. You have to stop the pressure they place on video game companies to constantly make sequels for every game. You have to stop them Lil. It only contributes to burnout and more low quality cash grabs of sequels. Lil: How am I supposed to do that? Dr. Bea: How were you supposed to do any of this? Look, just figure it out.
@whoneedsaname
4 ай бұрын
I get what you mean It's worse when the sequels get overhyped aswell
@mytho_actual
2 ай бұрын
14:48 *[Postal Dude liked that.]*
@user-mv5zc7cl2d
6 ай бұрын
They didn't show the game over for arresting the witch
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial
5 ай бұрын
0:43 Oh my god, she’s speaking Klingon. Lol
@CrankyTemplar
5 ай бұрын
Thanks for pointing it out!
@midnightcoffee6463
5 ай бұрын
She looks like she belongs in Twisted Sister, and speaks like a Klingon. This game is nuts! XD
@ZerwinLiagao-nm4jl
6 ай бұрын
They put mortis like in Faith
@SkyeWinters-yo5cc
6 ай бұрын
MORTIS. *Faith Game Over music intensifies*
@archae1a
6 ай бұрын
Thank you! I’m currently starting to have a like for this game :)
@Blue_bang_b
11 күн бұрын
5:39 bro is steamed
@exp4397
6 ай бұрын
What determines which of the last two endings you get?
@CrankyTemplar
6 ай бұрын
Whether you win or lose two of the three battles that occur from drafting folks.
@meltedicep0ps
6 ай бұрын
I’m really curious what happens if you spray every character with truth spray
@CrankyTemplar
6 ай бұрын
Some are immune to it, some give you info you can find out through talking, and some reveal things they wouldn't otherwise.
@meltedicep0ps
6 ай бұрын
@@CrankyTemplar I know, I just meant I was curious what everyone would say lol
@jaygooese4242
6 ай бұрын
Wonderful
@bobbobby475
Ай бұрын
Tres, Duo, Unus... NIHIL NIHILLL NIHIIIILLLLLLL
@dylanbilson4271
5 ай бұрын
Pity the lil guardsman...
@Miss_Daisy-robloxchannel
5 ай бұрын
NAUR who let lil curse again
@potatoalexcia4924
5 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know you could die in this game
@maokai09
6 ай бұрын
Thank you
@klimnechayev9712
6 ай бұрын
Mortis.
@nyomibeatty569
6 ай бұрын
Ok
@user-mv5zc7cl2d
6 ай бұрын
Aka jailing the witch
@CrankyTemplar
6 ай бұрын
I put in the description that it's identical to whipping her. The only difference is she doesn't say "Ow".
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