The old man can't recall if he was eccied or not. What a life he's lived.
@kevin_heslip
2 жыл бұрын
Bless his heart
@thebigbowler
2 жыл бұрын
The incredibly accurate miming of cutting hair, along with the melancholy piano score, with the strong droning undertone of the forklift engine idling. Nothing short of perfection.
@JimmyHarvey
2 жыл бұрын
Well at least it doesn't bother him anymore...
@I_am_BiG_Al
2 жыл бұрын
Note to self : don't admit to being a pill head to strangers
@sh3tpostsgamertime204
2 жыл бұрын
What can you do these days 🤦♂️
@kobinho1917
2 жыл бұрын
I think you just did
@Scott-vv5kl
2 жыл бұрын
Think she fancied big limmy and was gutted he admitted to be an eccie taker
@diabl2master
2 жыл бұрын
Don't publicly ask people if they do eccies
@peanutarbuckle7397
2 жыл бұрын
I'd always say 'I tried them ages back', then see where it goes. Every once in a while you both end up out back, doing halvsies. And those rare occasions when you score, but you have 'pill dick', so you're pounding marshmallow into her for hours and you know you'll never nut. Doesn't stop you from lying to yourself, but deep down you know.
@_chipchip
2 жыл бұрын
The music and the idling forklift really made this come alive.
@wannabuyabridge
2 жыл бұрын
Hey maybe she had a Wahl of silence (barber joke there for you)
@gabagoolenjoyer
2 жыл бұрын
We gotta get her on the stream.
@max-rdj9741
2 жыл бұрын
Bet she hates streamers as well
@JohnsysChannel
2 жыл бұрын
07:26 It looks even more surreal with the lounge music and hardcore techno banging out from the forklift truck
@daviebluebird1254
2 жыл бұрын
I saw my Job Centre advisor in a pub when I was on the dole. I was steaming and buzzing slightly on half a pill. Went up to him and told him I spend all my dole money on drugs and booze and had no intention of getting a job. Luckily he saw the funny side and there were no consequences.
@daviebluebird1254
2 жыл бұрын
@Jay M Didn't say I was surprised
@MemekingJag
2 жыл бұрын
@Jay M aye, thanks for pointing that out. takes intelligence of a certain kind, if not more for that kind of candidness. appreciate it big man, give the kids and the butler my love
@zarfb254
2 жыл бұрын
@Jay M exactly
@furymittens256
2 жыл бұрын
Hooray!🤣
@peanutarbuckle7397
2 жыл бұрын
Top bloke
@JamieCurrant
2 жыл бұрын
"So David's team, do you think that was the truth or a lie?"
@BrandNewByxor
2 жыл бұрын
Sergeant Bytheway
@stuartparsons4948
2 жыл бұрын
Neil Overall (Jerry Dungaree's son)
@ob9145
2 жыл бұрын
We do beg your pardon
@C.M74
2 жыл бұрын
We are in your garden
@afriend1743
2 жыл бұрын
Sniper's Dream
@matthewlee8725
2 жыл бұрын
This is so weird because I met a girl once on a night out who said she was a hairdresser and she told me a story about a guy whose hair she used to cut who she then bumped into in a pub and after that encounter he was funny with her for no reason and then just disappeared.
@niamhoconnor8986
2 жыл бұрын
Glaswegian man overthinks (again) about something he experienced a long time ago
@grahamdaly8956
2 жыл бұрын
At least Limmy doesn't need haircuts anymore so he'll not have to re-live it
@ResevoirGod
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she was wondering why he wasn’t talking. HE was being weird.
@KarlHamilton
2 жыл бұрын
Was thinkin that myself haha
@jackholmes225
2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe she was just having a shite day and didn't feel like chatting, and limmy was just para.
@beastlyfitzy
2 жыл бұрын
@@jackholmes225 always be para
@_raithy
2 жыл бұрын
Re-enacting getting his head shifted about! Comedy gold
@LA-gh3mi
2 жыл бұрын
His descriptive powers are something else..i felt i was there as a bystander in this story 🤨
@jamesjameson4566
2 жыл бұрын
I can't listen to him because he keeps in doing long pauses
@tony6795
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesjameson4566 Just turn up the playback speed, wanka!
@jojicjojic5953
2 жыл бұрын
So much talk so little information 🤣
@ted_splitter
2 жыл бұрын
Lower your forks, it is a live load and you're not on an even surface. Full back tilt, reverse if you're going downhill.
@AliveForMusic
2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered you Limmy, you have the vibe we need these days, greetings from a romanian living in Romania not a romanian who steals your barbeque from the garden there in Scotland.
@ice9tom
2 жыл бұрын
You described my perfect haircut. "Nothing getting said nothing like that." Bliss.
@mementomori4591
2 жыл бұрын
It is perfection at its best. Cut my hair and take my money, nothing else in between.
@Azad_2024_
Жыл бұрын
I used to go to same barbers in Edinburgh for years. Stopped going and returned after like 5 years. The guy looked at me like we had broken up and I got the weird vibes all the way through the cut. Never went back😂
@andygorman688
2 жыл бұрын
There was a barbers I went to for a few years. The guy's that ran it were your jack the lad, ducker and diver types. They would always slebber over lassies passing the window or would bang on about lassies they shagged, like it was some kind of thing nobody else has done before, it was beyond pathetic. The final straw was when one of them tried to sell me viagra.
@steve10
2 жыл бұрын
With those barbering skills you showed , you could do your own hair , I imagined someone sitting there as you were miming cutting their hair
@patricialowther3899
2 жыл бұрын
The music is so perfect for this
@bigerch85
2 жыл бұрын
... and it turned out, see the hairdresser lassie.... Marti Pellow.
@HeadsetHistorian
2 жыл бұрын
She might have just been feeling quiet that day and wasn't thinking about your prior interaction whatsoever lol
@Manhandle730
2 жыл бұрын
Limmy at the salon, getting trimmed up, stewing in awkward silence. All the while….. His tractor idling in the background.
@meneurdujeu
2 жыл бұрын
I think they both fancied each other and didn't act upon it, then they e met each other out and she's had to reveal she had a boyfriend and he's had to accept she's got a boyfriend. Afterwards it was too awkward.
@sigcane8548
2 жыл бұрын
he should go back to the old barber and set things straight, it could be a great livestream
@jcardboard
2 жыл бұрын
The music is perfect
@percival7754
2 жыл бұрын
he always makes it so much worse in his head
@scottishscribe2293
2 жыл бұрын
"What is this? What is this exactly?" Were you perhaps being judged and therefor experiencing guilt?
@tombombadil4908
2 жыл бұрын
fucking hell, how long did it take to say that!?
@booba2141
2 жыл бұрын
The music makes this for me
@Jd-ke2ku
2 жыл бұрын
I got my haircut stoned once, walked in and felt paranoid from the off. There was only 1 bloke cutting hair and a load of women. I end up with the bloke cutting my hair and he asks me a question and half way through the answer takes a phone call on his mobile and leaves me sat there like a whopper with wet hair. Then didn’t say a word for the rest of the haircut. It’s no wonder a lot of blokes just shave their own head, it removes so much of this socially awkward nightmare b*llocks.
@your-mom-irl
Жыл бұрын
I too have autism
@Jd-ke2ku
Жыл бұрын
@@your-mom-irl probably right there lol
@hking147
2 жыл бұрын
This music behind his wee stories is amazing 🤣
@nothanks6651
2 жыл бұрын
I remember her - she’s surprisingly down to Earth and very funny
@biggdogg99848
Жыл бұрын
Remember who ?
@Melbourne_Approach
2 жыл бұрын
He was probably off his head in that pub
@hawksm2783
Жыл бұрын
lol, this is why I just cut my own hair. Feels weird having someone else do it for you, especially in this kind of situation.
@mrSam3ooo
2 жыл бұрын
Why did you tell her you take e‘s when she already told you she hates it? I’d have just gone “nahh not really my thing” or sth
@notorioustampaton
2 жыл бұрын
Why are there no people in this game? This is pure off-putting as fuck 😬
@-0rbital-
2 жыл бұрын
She was thinking, “ugh, I have to touch this dirty junkie’s hair!” 🤣 No, seriously though, I’ll tell you what actually happened. You were on E and she knew it and had that conversation to make you uncomfortable so you wouldn’t come back because she didn’t like you. …or maybe she was just tired? 🤷♂️
@SandsFloor
5 ай бұрын
7:20 she was moving his head like a big ecto 🗺
@MichaelM-hw6nk
2 жыл бұрын
The music heavy added to this.
@bonkerzisgood
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf that’s insane. I can’t believe this is true. Mad story
@SDLearmonth
2 жыл бұрын
Not really
@ezo2161
2 жыл бұрын
@@SDLearmonth dry humour isn't your forte is it?
@SDLearmonth
2 жыл бұрын
@@ezo2161 🎣
@ezo2161
2 жыл бұрын
@@SDLearmonth have I just been reverse baited?
@BigJuice69
2 жыл бұрын
It always shocks me that people are like this. stonewalled after 10 years because of an answer to a question that she herself asked. People can be so petty.
@liammurty
2 жыл бұрын
Da wis a eccied up the tap floor of that Crystal Palace last night talking shite to ma barber?
@TheDarkInstall
2 жыл бұрын
I guess we'll never know...
@andrewrobertson3894
2 жыл бұрын
nae son ye wis avin a drim
@HolyCrass
2 жыл бұрын
"I don't think I was eccied"
@roterfuchs8201
2 жыл бұрын
It's cool now that Barbers do manscaping, but i hate it when i get the seat near the street window.
@HK_Musician
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she felt awkward that she said she doesn't like people taking pills and then you said you take them. Lol. probably she made herself uncomfortable
@HK_Musician
2 жыл бұрын
@@kdburner7356👀 [blahem]
@buried2getover499
2 жыл бұрын
@@HK_Musician don't try and blahem your way out of this son. You're a brainlet. Accept this fact, learn from it and move on.
@HK_Musician
2 жыл бұрын
@@buried2getover499 lol
@Ross01111
2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin miss the arches
@Webbula
2 жыл бұрын
The music makes it sound more dramatic than it is x
@hate6crew6death6roll
2 жыл бұрын
limmy: i....i dont think i was eccied...was i? i feel like hes my spirit animal and a fellow ex-wipeout, like myself, cuz the amount of times ive been telling a story to mates and had to pause n think 'did i have a microdot/swedger in me yet or was that later on' and have a brainfart is just crazy. The amount of times we would eat some acid, go grab a carryout before the rave kicked off and suddenly the bottle designs are very colourful, you can't tell what fuckin coins you had when paying as the pattern on your wallet is morphing. One time, the lad behind the till, would always work the fridays so he knew me, i was in that offies for about 15 mins staring at cider bottle designs. i get to the till n he just looks at me and his face is shifting about so now, im just staring at him so hes now looking a bit concerned and goes "you good mate?", i freaked, he knew, he knew i knew he knew, so just handed him a note, dunno how much, fuck the change, and bolted outta there............. without the carryout even. next time i went back he asked me was i okay, i just said 'sorry man, was a bit out of it that day', turned out he'd seen me and thought i was on one and he got confirmation later on after seeing me at the rave, gone with the wind, apparently he came up to me introduced himself properly but i had no memory of the interaction. turns to me and goes "next time your going down, text me and come in here first, around 8 when i get off, ill have a few wingers if you need any and we can all head down with my mates too" (think he liked the look of one of my girl mates) and thats how i found a great bunch of new friends, a few i speak to still to this day and a better cheaper xtc dealer lol He'd never tried acid before so i gave him his first microdot in the rave and he kept asking everyone 'do you see the roof moving like the ocean mate' with a big cheeser of a smile on his face. a decade or so goes by, my cousin's getting married, she said his name but the penny didn't drop until a week before the wedding that it was THAT andy until i met him again, the wedding was just like a gathering of the old crew and it got very messy, hes now a wee one n runs a car part delivery service, the world really is a small place, if i hadn't of been spangled out in that offies that day, we wouldn't of had that connection we have now.
@fionnmcginley2085
2 жыл бұрын
love this story
@yootd3m
2 жыл бұрын
@@fionnmcginley2085 me too
@andyboyle3536
2 жыл бұрын
Good Barbers in Yoker called Les Porter check him out.
@meu02136
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wondered how people can take an insignificant thing and string it out to a 10 min story, mind boggles. I’ll never get this time back
@nelson-haha89
2 жыл бұрын
An incredible meditation on inscrutable daily minutia. As an American I understood nearly 50% of the words.
@Guitar-Dog
2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that's a joke?
@nelson-haha89
2 жыл бұрын
what are you, a wean?
@aaronmeikle5893
2 жыл бұрын
The question is was yer da eccied
@drawingofwario9402
2 жыл бұрын
She could have been having a rough day to be fair. May have had nothing to do with the previous conversation
@NovakiSalem
2 жыл бұрын
The title should be “Limmy Gets A Haircut”
@mpchmr1317
2 жыл бұрын
It would have been hard for her to cut your hair when you’re waving your head about while trying to look “open for conversation”. Maybe she was just concentrating.
@Dbdilly
2 жыл бұрын
Great story
@lewangillard9701
Ай бұрын
That's called chemical-induced paranoia
@justaguyfromglasgow2251
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine she said "so you taking eckies this weekend?"
@andrewpollard9295
2 жыл бұрын
I'd say he's lying, but I don't know how any person could invent a story this crazy. What a life. What a man.
@Doooooooooooood
2 жыл бұрын
Told for what the 150th time??? 151st???
@RobWright1981
2 жыл бұрын
You ghosted her.
@grantmitchel
2 жыл бұрын
I prefer it when they say fuck all
@CoolStoryBro455
2 жыл бұрын
Did the barbers name used to be Smith?
@Blubberbooi
2 жыл бұрын
Whats he doing in a barber anyway? aha bald
@johnschmidt6840
Жыл бұрын
Almost sounds like he was eccied when he went to get the cut
@calamspillane2205
2 жыл бұрын
Should have gone to the hairdresser's in Yoker
@brimark6798
2 жыл бұрын
Raymond 'cuts hair in there on Tuesday n Thursday s
@undercoverbrother67
2 жыл бұрын
She wanted your boaby, wee barra. Disparaging the boyfriend behind his back about his eccy taking and then asking you if you take them- that was meant to be your cue to say "Naw. Your bf is a dafty. Here's my number". But you missed the cue and she felt rejected. So now, in her mind, you've made things awkward by knocking her back 😆 Bet you didn't know you were the villain of the piece.
@MinaF99
Жыл бұрын
Absolute shite. Is this really what men think women are like?
@oukeita89
2 жыл бұрын
I bet he also stopped going to that pub
@davidmcinally8922
2 жыл бұрын
I want to know how he paid, just hand over a tenner and leave without saying anything 😂
@Comedy-xo1xp
2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: She realised she liked Limmy more than her pill-popping boyfriend on her night out but didn't want to mix business with pleasure.
@ceesmith
2 жыл бұрын
Her BF was trouble. She wants nowt to do with anything associated. Good for her.
@BrotherShamus
2 жыл бұрын
I thought barbers was slang for underwear
@CudKidi
2 жыл бұрын
Les porter? Cuz it rhymes wi yolker??
@Rowenzz
2 жыл бұрын
Then 10 years efta tha she’d boast to her pals she use to cut limmys hair
@DougtheThug
2 жыл бұрын
Mate lower the load that’s not how you drive a fork
@no-replies
3 ай бұрын
So he plays this dribble but can't finish the cat game?
@grantmitchel
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she's watching
@1983davidmurphy
2 жыл бұрын
Yaaas
@PurpleJamOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend that night 😂
@aj7803
2 жыл бұрын
Just cos she dingied you you didny go back?
@jambomacpherson
2 жыл бұрын
Pish story
@BL-qs6iq
2 жыл бұрын
That would bother me too, but then she could have had a bunch of things going on that day. I would go back there 1 more time, if it's the same then yeah...
@steve10
2 жыл бұрын
What game is it
@joewarhurstwarhurst3797
2 жыл бұрын
What game is this🤣
@DW-rs1pr
2 жыл бұрын
Bet you yku was eccied. She was probs interested in ya. Was sussing whether you were a good one. On the straight and narrow. But you were just as bad. Nothing else to talk about once she realised you were no good.
@SDLearmonth
2 жыл бұрын
Nah probably not
@IzAndy69
2 жыл бұрын
Weird man never had a bird cut my hair before
@haggler
2 жыл бұрын
They do it better
@IRVDawg
2 жыл бұрын
eccies are bad mmkay
@PyroNexus22
2 жыл бұрын
What the hell is this game?
@Cephlin
2 жыл бұрын
What game is that?
@chillywilly541
2 жыл бұрын
Forklift simulator
@jamesdouglas6291
2 жыл бұрын
WTF is a hecky?
@lXlQueenofScots
2 жыл бұрын
Was she eccied? lol I'm a hairdresser and tbh I cant be arsed talking most of the time...
@theprime8
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this game
@stormshot119
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf are eckies
@pissdog3956
2 жыл бұрын
ecstasy pills
@samfawlia
2 жыл бұрын
designer drug ecstasy
@BrandNewByxor
2 жыл бұрын
don't drop bombs
@Elephantstonica
2 жыл бұрын
Ignore this lot, they’re just having you on. They’re Eccles cakes.
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