Poor policies, uneven application of terms of service, ever-increasing ad time, implementing changes without even thinking about the public response, and more. Twitch never ceases to disappoint, as surely their parent company slowly squeezes every drop of potential, chasing after what little profit they can. Maybe one day they'll turn things around, but in the meantime...
This is just a fun parody to poke at Twitch. Putting On the Ritz by Taco has been a song stuck in my head for years, and I finally found a goofy use for it. Background music from the original artist, while mediocre vocals and lyrics done by myself. Added in some good ol' Twitch as the Three Stooges smacking people because they might as well be.
I promise this kind of parody will not be the only kind I make. I have a number of other ideas that should be a lot of fun in the future.
--Lyrics--
If you're new, and you don't know where to stream to
I'll let you know where my stance sits
Logging outta Twitch
Different sites that give us a hope
PR tripe and throwaway quote, goodbye bits
Logging outta Twitch
Greedy like a billion-dollar user
Trying not to look like an abuser
Come, let's switch where other fellas
Get more clicks and simoleons learn new tricks
Logging outta Twitch
Have you seen them failing you
Grasping at that revenue?
Where the rules aren't even fair
Claiming virtue everywhere
Dead chats and real hate callers
All ads and ill gained dollars
Pinching every dime, wasting all of our time
If you're new, and you don't know where to stream to
I'll let you know where my stance sits
Logging outta Twitch
Different sites that give us a hope
PR tripe and throwaway quote, goodbye bits
Logging outta Twitch
Greedy like a billion-dollar user
Trying not to look like an abuser
Come, let's switch where other fellas
Get more clicks and simoleons learn new tricks
Logging outta Twitch
Greedy like a billion-dollar user
Trying not to look like an abuser
If you're new, and you don't know where to stream to
I'll let you know where here my stance sits
Logging outta Twitch
Logging outta Twitch
Logging outta Twitch
Logging outta Twitch
Download, upload
You'll get kicked off of Twitch
Hush don't whine, you'll be just fine
The time is right for us to flight
We can move
To the competition
We can
Move
To the competition, nice and easy
I hope you can move
I'll be gone, I'ma be gone, I'ma be gone, I'ma be gone
T-W-I-T-C-H, soon I'm sure that you'll say
Not a chance
Not a chance
If you're new, and you don't know where to stream to
I'll let you know where my stance sits
Logging outta Twitch
Logging outta Twitch
Logging outta Twitch
Logging outta Twitch
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