Dan: "Subscribe or I'll lock you up." Also Dan: "We are looking for shady individuals, of which I am neither."
@fiusionmaster3241
2 жыл бұрын
Humor at it's best
@King_seagull
2 жыл бұрын
Somebody wants told me the world is gonna roll me
@Henkoll
2 жыл бұрын
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
@potatoboi2362
Жыл бұрын
she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and thumb
@AlhpaWolf_
10 ай бұрын
Funny story.... I started to watch this video and i hear Dan say this and i scroll down to see the video called "DanTDM.. A theif"
@levihackerman7329
2 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought Dan was trying to make us click on his video because of the title, but after a few seconds of the video, the title is correct. Love you Dan
@0xb1_
2 жыл бұрын
Oh i thought of something else...
@SKZ4LIF3RS
2 жыл бұрын
@@0xb1_ me too............
@jordin.wow.
2 жыл бұрын
@@SKZ4LIF3RS same…
@ItssRy6n
2 жыл бұрын
same
@potatman1775
2 жыл бұрын
@@0xb1_ yeeeeaaaaaaa, same
@user-ji7qk5op8b
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Dan has changed his contact ever so slightly so his audience who have grown up more can still enjoy the videos
@fiusionmaster3241
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@thatrandmcat9874
2 жыл бұрын
Dan: “I’m not shady” Me: says the guy who goes to shady oaks.
@mariawood2975
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment that and But you took it waaaaaay before me
@DestroyerThedefender
2 жыл бұрын
good one LOL
@cheems8409
2 жыл бұрын
hearing dan say "drugs" gives me weird happy feeling
@amzz3639
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@stinkytoast4862
2 жыл бұрын
Ur a psychopath
@bellarosexxx2212
2 жыл бұрын
Also the way the swearing wasn't covered makes me strangely feel the same way haha
@adrianmmx2627
2 жыл бұрын
Make me feel weird when I taped on the vid I was like the heck
@TheSheazier
2 жыл бұрын
@@bellarosexxx2212 why?
@bakedbeans990
2 жыл бұрын
To think that I’ve been watching Dan for like, 7 years and he still manages to make me burst out laughing is almost shocking-
@pigg0s304
2 жыл бұрын
Same I’ve been watching for almost 8 years 🥸
@meatcake.-.
2 жыл бұрын
Yea I’ve watched him since he would do pokemobs videos
@ASTROTHATALIEN
2 жыл бұрын
Same, 7 year buddy’s 🤩🥳
@pigg0s304
2 жыл бұрын
@@meatcake.-. same but my Og favourite is the trying different candy videos
@meatcake.-.
2 жыл бұрын
@@pigg0s304 those were good etryez or whatever his name was made a remix of it
@santiastronomo
2 ай бұрын
“I am not shady” said the guy who lives in Shady Oaks
@angelicanarchy8674
Жыл бұрын
Dan: "The police use this? This is corruption" Also Dan: *stabs someone and breaks their window because they crashed into his car*
@baehr4876
2 жыл бұрын
Bro we all know we didn't think drugs when we heard the "d word"
@connorrichardson9725
2 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant dab cuz like dab police
@craycraydoggyshow5745
2 жыл бұрын
@@connorrichardson9725 same
@aviiday9645
2 жыл бұрын
TRUEEE 💀
@nicraftstudios0
2 жыл бұрын
d as in deez
@yaswinisivaperumal
2 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant di-
@marz2449
2 жыл бұрын
dan you never fail to impress you always come around with a video just when we need one plus you carried every 2007 to 2011 childrens childhood ngl thanks for being here dan you are a true legend
@amzz3639
2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@kravenmusic170
2 жыл бұрын
im 2006 its kinda scary growing up you get more problems... but me remembering the days when i dont need to worry about things and let my parents handle it while watching dan's videos kinda teared me up
@blipblop1112
2 жыл бұрын
Kids in 2007-2011 now are mainly not watching dan anymore because they are other minecraft youtubers from twitch and making cringe videos and somehow they like them...
@somebody2528
2 жыл бұрын
True asf
@ultra8661
2 жыл бұрын
im born in 2005... should say atleast 2003 to 2011 instead
@Daanviseth
2 жыл бұрын
Dan: “Don’t look at me like that, I’m not shady.” Me: “YOU ARE IN THE LITERAL SHADY OAKS SMP!!!” LOL
@miichka.x2
2 жыл бұрын
17:36 Dan: *SMASHES WINDOW* "My bad" Also Dan: *SMASHES GUYS NOSE* "...OKAY WE NEED TO LEAVE, WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW!"
@shayquattrucci4327
2 жыл бұрын
Your videos literally always bring a smile to my face- EVERY SINGLE ONE.
@notstask
2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo stop
@Aurora_Animates
2 жыл бұрын
Same :D
@unknownP721
2 жыл бұрын
@@Aurora_Animates cringe very cringe
@amzz3639
2 жыл бұрын
@@unknownP721 lol
@ashandpoppy
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@darealspongebobsquarepants5174
2 жыл бұрын
Legendary person still making legendary content!!! KEEP THRIVING DAN!!!! ✨
@fiusionmaster3241
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@a9ollo653
2 жыл бұрын
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said, "Yup" what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
@amaravann7656
Жыл бұрын
Wow
@Alexanderdinglenoodle
2 жыл бұрын
Dan: “looking for the d word” Me: your name starts with a d
@calixck
2 жыл бұрын
The “d” word..? *drugs* OH I THOUGHT-
@ficshdoesstuff3634
2 жыл бұрын
wow, haven’t realised ive been watching for 8 years and you still make me laugh!
@stararts7520
2 жыл бұрын
"They've been sentenced to play minecraft in real life" - Judge DanTDM 2022
@rekow5523
2 жыл бұрын
I think I’ve been watching this man for over 6 years and he still makes me smile and laugh each video
@Kate-qn7gj
2 жыл бұрын
I think Dan is getting more insane
@somebody2528
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching dantdm for abt 8 or 9 years, and he still makes my day when he uploads. Great youtuber.
@BeastyLOL
2 жыл бұрын
17:42 this is the best part 😂😂😂😂😂
@dinonuggies3802
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Dan. You got me out of a dark time with your jokes and ur bad gameplay (I'm just joking.... ur really good at video games)! You always put a smile on my face and you helped bring me light in the dark! Thank you so much dan you are my hero!!!!!
@reubenbrooke319
2 жыл бұрын
:)
@ItssRy6n
2 жыл бұрын
facts
@amzz3639
2 жыл бұрын
that police officer scared me love ur vids dan u never fail to make any of us happy:)
@LePenguinOfTheSkies
2 жыл бұрын
No one will ever need to know what I first thought when I read “the d word” 😂🤭
@Adogdoingdogthings
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😅
@mr.supersonicultra9131
2 жыл бұрын
Di-
@Adogdoingdogthings
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.supersonicultra9131 dont say it.
@daking912
2 жыл бұрын
Ck
@thedraftingax5963
2 жыл бұрын
@@daking912 why did you just have to finish the word just why on this kid friendly channel lol
@spinogamer9842
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought he was gonna look at his chat to try to spot the word Dab cause ya know, dab police
@alyssa235
10 ай бұрын
the fact i’ve been watching dan since like his 5th minecraf video, im now 14, almost 15 and hes my fav youtuber. everyonr else i’ve gotten bored of. but dan? never fails to make me tear up from laughing. love u dan.
@thebookishdaydreamer3230
2 жыл бұрын
Nice, I’m always looking forward to Dan’s videos!! :D
@MinecraftManLegend
2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo ok I won't
@procastinated
2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo Bruh why do u exist
@MinecraftManLegend
2 жыл бұрын
@@procastinated it's prob a bot
@thedraftingax5963
2 жыл бұрын
@@MinecraftManLegend it is a bot
@MinecraftManLegend
2 жыл бұрын
@@thedraftingax5963 ok
@hy4c1nths35
2 жыл бұрын
The title could mean so much
@Wass_Up27
2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I really thought this’d be a continuation of his dab police vids. I had a fun time watching those a few years ago
@Wass_Up27
2 жыл бұрын
Y’know the “d” word Dab
@uziandibbi
2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS!!!
@NotRoguePlayz
2 жыл бұрын
Damn.. he really got me there.
@Adogdoingdogthings
2 жыл бұрын
Mm..
@subhansjustbetter1094
2 жыл бұрын
@@Adogdoingdogthings Mm..
@Adogdoingdogthings
2 жыл бұрын
@@subhansjustbetter1094 Mm....
@subhansjustbetter1094
2 жыл бұрын
@@Adogdoingdogthings Mm..
@suppafresh337
2 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy Dan uploaded another video today I’ve been feeling down lately and when ever he uploads it makes me feel so much better❤️
@patrickdeen5336
Жыл бұрын
I love how much effort Dan gives us for entertainment
@Random_Edlts
2 жыл бұрын
"First 2 seconds of the video" Me: "dieing laughing"
@bruhnub
2 жыл бұрын
The game looks so cool. I'd like to see you play more of it
@bruhnub
2 жыл бұрын
@@beautyzone9275 I have no Idea what you are talking about, but no
@MangInutil
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it's just a demo for now
@alphnxyt
2 жыл бұрын
here when the title is “looking for the d word”
@shineshrinepl
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@ImARealBurrito
2 жыл бұрын
Omg the intro 🤣 " WERE LOOKING FOR THE D- WORD... UH, I MEAN WERE LOOKING FOR *DRUGS* , ANYWAYS"
@warier7961
2 жыл бұрын
we need another video of this its amazing please
@MikeytheFursuiter
2 жыл бұрын
Dan you never fail to make me laugh, grin or smile. Every time
@shandragascon5163
2 жыл бұрын
True he is amazing 🤩
@Sammi_in_space
2 жыл бұрын
Pov: you see the thimbnail and think that Tommy innit has taken over Dan's brain
@poolmastergav
2 жыл бұрын
He's defo taken over your brain
@rizzyisbusy8367
2 жыл бұрын
Dantdm I just watched one of your mod reviews/ dr trayuraus adventures and It felt so nostalgic
@mono-4504
2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought d word was something else in the title, keep your amazing work up Dan !
@alisonsoifer4191
2 жыл бұрын
I always look forward to your videos Dan! You always put a smile on my face!
@horseoperamarker
2 жыл бұрын
11:30 i love how he didn't censor the swearing
@Millie_and_sky1
2 жыл бұрын
He didn't know it was coming, and it was really quick on the screen.
@Millie_and_sky1
2 жыл бұрын
But it was funny
@TheRealSquashyBoi
2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed that Dan, hope you make some more content on this game
@imupsidedown5788
2 жыл бұрын
Pls play more of this game its hilarious how u punched a hole through that guys nose with he devils pitchfork. The devil must be proud lol
@unkn_wn7330
2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS!!!! I LOVED IT!
@pangolin5297
2 жыл бұрын
My first reaction was 😳 but then you said it and I laughed ♥️
@ihatefortnite36135
2 жыл бұрын
Dan, we need more of this. NEED
@Queverium
2 жыл бұрын
your videos are amazing dan
@alexisgrant4336
2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how half the comments say thank you for making good videos.
@CraigCanavan2000
2 жыл бұрын
I was watching you for 9-10 years, please bring back the mod reviews.
@Renae_0420
2 жыл бұрын
The part with the devils pitchfork and the guy, bro I cried laughedddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ShadowSteve-zp7nz
2 жыл бұрын
You need to play more of this game it looks so fun
@RestlessSpirit
2 жыл бұрын
Hey Dan, I was just wondering if you could comment on this with some Motivating words and Motivating things, I havent been doing good and you have been keeping me going. you dont have to comment anything if you dont want but keep going
@plaguedoctorspencer
2 жыл бұрын
amogus
@JIBBTRON3000
2 жыл бұрын
@@plaguedoctorspencer chicken sandiwch sand hand sanitizer
@breeee.
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not Dan, but I will say something I hope you're doing okay
@UltraGamerYT79
2 жыл бұрын
Ooh some non family friendly content nic3
@itsme-cb5ih
2 жыл бұрын
What the heck ?
@UltraGamerYT79
2 жыл бұрын
@@itsme-cb5ih the title explains it
@itsme-cb5ih
2 жыл бұрын
@@UltraGamerYT79 oh u mean in that way💀ok
@BMeg78
2 жыл бұрын
Dan i just want to say i grew up watching and probably others to. So thank you 😊
@malinmcmahon2564
Жыл бұрын
i really thought this video was a bring back of the dab police but this is a great video dan!
@notstask
2 жыл бұрын
am I’m the only one thinking that Dan has gone insane?
@clovergaming7575
2 жыл бұрын
No you're not
@shapeshiftingdodo
2 жыл бұрын
your not alone
@lxtte__7357
2 жыл бұрын
He’s not insane, he just knows that his audience is growing up :)
@clovergaming7575
2 жыл бұрын
@@lxtte__7357 hehe thats what i thought thats why i still love his channel after a lot of years
@horseoperamarker
2 жыл бұрын
what more than a decade on the internet does to someone
@Yuki_Chan._.
2 жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate how he still posts even though he is a father and takes care of him and his family at the same time as well as posting and giving us great content? 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@1ksubsnocontentchallenge
2 жыл бұрын
It's literally his job
@kurtis_swagger6703
2 жыл бұрын
@@1ksubsnocontentchallenge fr
@Yuki_Chan._.
2 жыл бұрын
@@1ksubsnocontentchallenge yeah I know but I just said it because I appreciate him and because I was panicking to being early (in my country)
@KeegaMations
2 жыл бұрын
I will follow what that title said in the beginning I love all of your videos Dan I thought that it was cool that on your last vid you did a father and son bond time with Asher that was amazing love ya!
@spunkerman
2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Dan for like as long as I can remember and he makes me smile every day like for example, one minute I'm crying my eyes out and I start watching one of his vids and I'm just instantly happy again and everytime I watch him he just makes me smile. So dan, ur pog :>
@FunDog21
2 жыл бұрын
No one cares if your first
@Drag0nmaster
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@rohantheboss342
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@FunDog21
2 жыл бұрын
@@Drag0nmaster says the person who was trying to be first
@Drag0nmaster
2 жыл бұрын
E
@FunDog21
2 жыл бұрын
No one cares if your first
@pL3h
2 жыл бұрын
@@FunDog21 wha-
@itsglby
2 жыл бұрын
@@FunDog21 he didnt say that he was first
@FunDog21
2 жыл бұрын
@@itsglby He was trying to be first because he only commented one letter
@FunDog21
2 жыл бұрын
@@itsglby and in another comment he said he was first
@lunareeee2597
2 жыл бұрын
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
@inspectorpug7234
2 жыл бұрын
Please can you do more of this? It looks amazing
@Pingu_boi19
10 ай бұрын
Dan never lets down been here for 9 years and all ways entertains me and my siblings
@wolfie3567
2 жыл бұрын
Please do more of this game! I really liked this video
@ProBro_
10 ай бұрын
I honestly thought he brought back the dab police from a few years ago
@LocseryuOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
Please make this a series
@Snoopz_alphateambravo
2 жыл бұрын
Dannnnn the legend is back!!! Dan plz do more gaming n minecraft vids plzzz
@mjBOI21
2 жыл бұрын
Please post this again. Surprisingly entertaining
@oliviarodriguez3141
2 жыл бұрын
Dan: don’t look at me like that, I’m not shady. Title: looking for the d-word
@Fallout846
Жыл бұрын
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me and i an't the sharpest tool in the shed.....
@bigman5729
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's gotten sick with the only thing people say in his comments being "you bring a smile to my face everyday".
@isabellariddle4872
2 жыл бұрын
Only OGs remember the dab police
@wrathxdpython6370
2 жыл бұрын
please play this again. but even if you don`t anything you play is always great :)
@harshtadpole2225
2 жыл бұрын
When dan says i ain’t shady my mind “ya ain’t too slim either”
@rmadewell50
Жыл бұрын
More of this please!
@Leviathan2981
2 жыл бұрын
I have a game suggestion. It's called Satisfactory and Satisfactory is a first-person open-world factory building game with a dash of exploration and combat. Play alone or with friends, explore an alien planet, create multi-story factories, and enter conveyor belt heaven! Or in short words you pretty much build your own factory's and produce your own things :)
@Moga4life
2 жыл бұрын
Love your videos Dan
@12yearmindlegostopmotion
Жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a caravan park and some security guy goes cutting up your seats
@Osirisnuhuh
2 жыл бұрын
So exited to see videos that have so much energy now covid kinda killed dans energy but this is fresh
@cheez-its374
2 жыл бұрын
Somebody once told me the world was macoroni so i took the sharpest tool out of my shed
@EthanWithoutTheK
2 жыл бұрын
Such a good video and it came out on my birthday! :D
@DemoneyesYUM
Жыл бұрын
Person coming up in car: I'm just gonna put this tobacco in the tires and hope that he won't find it! Dan:*Finds tobacco*
@pixiebitss4163
2 жыл бұрын
dan: im not shaddy also dan: ive been to amsterdam twice
@ghostcraft8385
2 жыл бұрын
Oh this ain’t DanTDM this is matureTDM now
@xtremeblazer3468
2 жыл бұрын
Okay why did I think the d-word was DAB lmaoo
@squidhgf9997
2 жыл бұрын
"I am not shady" - Dan "(or I will lock you up)" - Dan
@XOTIIC9
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of times you didn’t see the broken windows lolll..
@MrNeterix
2 жыл бұрын
Please keep playing this, we love you dan❤️
@Dixons_Domain
2 жыл бұрын
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold 😂
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