@@d4rkech0 He's actually right. I go to the Everglades myself almost once a week and the bugs are wayyy worse than what the video shows.
@keeganbanse8625
Жыл бұрын
Bro just sparking a lighter is going to get you a fucking killstreak
@Jetblast01
7 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." Visibility: 10%
@frankgustafson8045
6 ай бұрын
Does no one out of the 700 people who liked this comment have something to reply? I'll be the first I guess
@keyspiderhole
6 ай бұрын
Fr
@lekilla
6 ай бұрын
Static pov
@Jake_Gotthard
6 ай бұрын
Bro turned the brightness to “moody” Bro legit took the “nearly blind” difficulty Bro fr turned on the “hive aura” ☠️ Bro turned his special on 😭 Bro IS the hivemind 💀 Rate them from 1 - 10 (idk why i added this but it’d be fun to see people rate the 5 jokes from 1 - 10)
@The_Conquerer_Darklight_Pyre
5 ай бұрын
@@Jake_GotthardDomain Expansion, Endless Swarm
@ridiculousrandy1401
7 ай бұрын
The croc: "I don't like the way you're looking at me either."
@hseranednish721
7 ай бұрын
Underrated
@ramen_noods_01
6 ай бұрын
He's scared of being *yoinked*
@mjgamingshorts9237
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Subcribe_without_video.
5 ай бұрын
Lol
@moddedinkling4168
5 ай бұрын
He's pissed off at the racist Floridian for calling him a croc
@yourbasicbigurl9354
7 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't to bad tonight ✨just don't breathe ✨"😂😂
@Twisted-YT
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@pants7461
Жыл бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” *steps in literal static*
@ErikPelyukhno
Жыл бұрын
Bitrate 📉 😂
@callmeshark_official
11 ай бұрын
If i walk outside and see moving TV static im going BACK INSIDE
@impirialgaming7341
11 ай бұрын
I need at least a hazmat suit at that point
@favoritemustard3542
11 ай бұрын
@@impirialgaming7341 NASA needs to hook us up lol 👨🚀👍
@cocoacry
10 ай бұрын
“Just don’t breathe”
@insertgoodname6931
Жыл бұрын
Bro is gonna have a final boss fight when he finds that 20 foot long python
@THEPIECRAB
9 ай бұрын
No, he will be the final boss
@FNaFan-tk6pu
8 ай бұрын
When I finished reading you comment @insertgoodname6931, I started to hear Jojo's Bizarre Adventure boss music in my mind
@ILuvAyeAye
7 ай бұрын
I'm a little concerned how he'll pick him up. A 20 footer is what, 250 pounds? And they're crazy strong too.
@Theraindomdude
7 ай бұрын
@@ILuvAyeAye hes just build like that thats finna become his pet burh
@JuanyEdits
7 ай бұрын
@@ILuvAyeAye He wrestled a Python the size of a dog before, and took on a 15 footer before
@aireka11
6 ай бұрын
Him: " He's pretty handsome tho..." Crocodile: " You don't look bad yourself..." 😂
@Cplayz08
4 ай бұрын
Flattery cannot save him from the Florida yoinker though
@ryukiniko
2 ай бұрын
End so was born Godzilla
@xXLT06Xx
4 ай бұрын
That "Yoink" is the most feared sound in Florida
@diegomedina9637
4 ай бұрын
Yeah why do you think we never get to see the Skunk ape in these videos? He's afraid of the "Yoink"
@AvaOrtiz-mq9he
Жыл бұрын
“ the bugs aren’t too bad tonight. Just don’t breathe” great advice
@DublinMeg
Жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was about to comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@jampshop2010
Жыл бұрын
You mean don’t breathe?
@M4R14H_H
Жыл бұрын
That bug part literally scared the life out of me, i looked away for a second and came back to that
@nugassbitch
Жыл бұрын
It’s “breathe”
@AvaOrtiz-mq9he
Жыл бұрын
@@nugassbitch sorry I didn’t pass second grade
@mkiller9764
10 ай бұрын
"Hey guys I'm here in Atlantis searching for the kraken, anyways look at this cute little megalodon"
@victoremisho9432
7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RRedeemed
7 ай бұрын
Cute little sea puppy
@GipsyDanger_loves_kawasaki_h2r
7 ай бұрын
Megalodon be pissin himself after he saw this man that will yoink everything.
@i2Craftyy
7 ай бұрын
Yoink
@videoloversful
7 ай бұрын
See that a leviathan is just staying still inside gigantic cave..
@unknownunknown5822
7 ай бұрын
"Welcome to Wendy's how can I help you" "Hi I'm in the Florida Everglades and I'm looking for the 20 ft Burmese python"
@ashes2ashley230
23 күн бұрын
I bet he yoinks takeaways at drive thrus
@tyrantula2484
6 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." SIR YOU ARE STEPPING IN LITERAL TV STATIC WITH THE VISION OF A HALF DEAD 80 YEAR OLD WITH DEMENTIA
@shrekhoodieguy5449
Ай бұрын
You stole from two of the top comments and ruined their joke smh. What a shame.
@wvykaine6157
Жыл бұрын
"Bugs aint bad tonight." That was a biblical plague.
@peacedos1
Жыл бұрын
nah man, that's Australia
@Officiallynotarizedverified
Жыл бұрын
Just don’t breath tonight
@isleman2
Жыл бұрын
Naaah, not even the bible has any story like this man. This cant even be god's creation 💀
@Eden_Nine
Жыл бұрын
@@isleman2 there is actually a Bible story that involves a plague of locusts but that’s no where near as bad cause I think those were mosquitoes or nats in the video
@isleman2
Жыл бұрын
@@Eden_Nine Yeah, one of the 3 ( I think there were 3) curses that befell the kingdom of Egypt (the Pharao had imprisoned the people moses would go on to lead to safety) was a huge swarm of locusts that ravaged all the crops and spread famine across the land. However, I think the everglade is outside the jurisdiction of God cause even he wouldn't create so many bugs 💀
@trainingartist7786
Жыл бұрын
Bro's the embodiment of Florida
@kalidjackson
Жыл бұрын
Unless he has grills this comment is invalid
@ZaphnathPanea
Жыл бұрын
@@kalidjackson every ghetto motherfucker in any shit part if an american city has grills. Only florida has crocs gators and pythons all in one giant wetland... With a man walking barefoot through it at night grabbin em
@melelconquistador
Жыл бұрын
What about the clip of the man eating cheescake out in the evergaldes durring the night.
@coryclark5442
Жыл бұрын
But hes not in prison
@bluesapphire2693
Жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmmm has he ever been in a wallfe house at three am
@saishaunakms8028
3 ай бұрын
“Ooh I’ve finally found the rare Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yoink”
@FallenNephilimTeukie
6 ай бұрын
Croc: *aggressively beelines towards you* Garrett: "hey buddy, what're you doin?" 😊😊
@levibarns7576
Жыл бұрын
You know they’re from florida when they call Alligators “swamp puppies”
@that-guy6640
Жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂😂
@IThinkILikeWhenItRains1
Жыл бұрын
this is literally in Florida so it makes sense
@SoggyFrenchfry69
Жыл бұрын
And he’s barefoot💀💀
@NoFatChicks410
Жыл бұрын
He also called them crocodiles…
@alextyy
Жыл бұрын
@@NoFatChicks410The first one IS a crocodile. Florida have both.
@vitoleskur
Жыл бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight" while bro is filming literal TV static
@TimothyMcVeigh69
Жыл бұрын
😅 lmao
@lesleyjorge3795
Жыл бұрын
Too bad tonight there’s just about 500 swarming my feet
@rivenc9394
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@michael2026
Жыл бұрын
“Just don’t breathe”
@laserproductions3748
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@calebryder9206
6 ай бұрын
Definition of "Death doesn't scare me, he does"
@prettyl3oyflow619
7 ай бұрын
The discovery channel need to recruit this guy
@InternetUser9000
10 ай бұрын
Bros the definition of “Everything they fear is you”
@gavinknazavich
9 ай бұрын
🤖
@SilenceUnspoken
8 ай бұрын
Genuine question, I thought the quote was “The only thing they fear is you” from Doom, is this something else or a typo?
@oumarkoume7238
7 ай бұрын
@@SilenceUnspoken"The Only Thing They Fear is You" is a song from Doom Eternal, possibly what the original commenter is referencing
@mr_camillion1955
7 ай бұрын
@@oumarkoume7238I think you just said what he said in a different way lol
@oumarkoume7238
7 ай бұрын
@@mr_camillion1955 idk what I was on. Must've been high
@eyanmehlhoff2338
Жыл бұрын
"Just don't breathe" had me DYING
@munich_fan
Жыл бұрын
Quite literally Haha see what i did there
@Mk_King09
Жыл бұрын
@@munich_fan 😐
@Iron_Soil
Жыл бұрын
George coud do it
@hewi5503
Жыл бұрын
🤖🤖
@StrangeTerror
Жыл бұрын
Mission failed, you breathed
@moagannamanjarri8409
7 ай бұрын
The bird was like "heck not again " when he touched it 😂😂
@BOI28
3 ай бұрын
If this guy was transported into 40k he'd definitely be yoinking the entire ecosystem of the Catachan rainforests.
@sandyfyffe6849
Жыл бұрын
I love how the snakes just don't even bother trying to bite you. They just accept their fate with the mentality of "no one can match Florida man's power." 😂
@BigBingus27
Жыл бұрын
Snakes are dumb, and that they will almost never bite a hand that picks them up because in their brain, since they’re hanging from it, it is a tree. They will however freely go for the face
@lunawense6288
Жыл бұрын
They're surprisingly docile most of them want nothing to do with us
@Caesar--
Жыл бұрын
yeah snakes in general only attack you if you do quick movements and are posturing aggressively. Or if you step on them or something of course. Some are more aggressive but the non venomous ones are basically harmless below certain sizes tho.
@Casanova395
Жыл бұрын
They like his warm hands.
@James-dj4tq
Жыл бұрын
It’s all about the yoink if you yoink them up they don’t bite
@user-pl4nc7oo4e
Жыл бұрын
Bro that type of guy who calls 911 and ask if theres an emergency
@Twilight_vibes
Жыл бұрын
does anyone else not do that?
@Scotland2306
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@eliza_roto
Жыл бұрын
This comment is too underrated
@PratikThisSide
Жыл бұрын
Read something new. Just creative. Woww 😉
@blueaxolotl3855
Жыл бұрын
Brother 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
@ChaoticAlex-
6 ай бұрын
"Yoink" Never gets old!
@FJBBB121
6 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight" me having a malaria while watch this
@user-wx3ml9nr8o
Жыл бұрын
love your videos but i totally understand if you stop updating someday suddenly.
@paganhippie9644
Жыл бұрын
Homie finna become one with nature literally
@MrMadnessHero
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@niksutherland4280
Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh out loud 😂
@Simba______
Жыл бұрын
DSM-5 📚
@cosmicbonzo7559
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Florida life be like…
@aandavaz708
Жыл бұрын
Floridians are the only people who can call alligators "swamp puppies", go up and yoink random snakes, and actively look for 20-foot snakes
@lonekoq4646
Жыл бұрын
my grandmother died of diabetes and other health issues its so cute and funny (she actually died so...)
@punnygod6287
Жыл бұрын
@@lonekoq4646 rip should've ate more fruits and veggies
@Mr_Hockey
Жыл бұрын
@@punnygod6287 how do you know she wasn’t born with it?
@punnygod6287
Жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Hockey because it's incredibly rare for that to happen
@Mr_Hockey
Жыл бұрын
@@punnygod6287 ok but it still could have been nothing to do with diet
@milaburns6396
6 ай бұрын
“Bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ain’t no way breh i would’ve been dead in seconds
@FrogsdoCubes-br1lc
6 ай бұрын
The bugs arent too bad tonight Famous last words
@j6ke432
Жыл бұрын
I love how every time he says “just don’t breathe” he’s being 100% serious 😭
@TyrannosaurusRae.
Жыл бұрын
THE MOSQUITOES 💀
@charcoal5495
Жыл бұрын
REAL
@prosi1337
Жыл бұрын
in dry places they’ll go for your eyes for H2o
@GlorifiedGremlin
Жыл бұрын
Dude that got a VISCERAL reaction out of me
@noname-xo5mp
Жыл бұрын
@@prosi1337 just don't see
@glitchxero4687
Жыл бұрын
That's the state bird of Florida you're talking about there. 😂
@HuHuHaH3
2 ай бұрын
Bro is like playing Pokémon Florida ver irl
@user-uy5mx9we5d
Ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't to bad tonight" That is a code to live by
@CyanideCold
Жыл бұрын
my man out here in hardcore mode vibing like a mofo
@shivanet5583
11 ай бұрын
He is in creative mode
@FassihVlogs
10 ай бұрын
He forgot to activate fear 💀
@archimedes_espinosa
9 ай бұрын
Lame comment
@inarikuu7299
8 ай бұрын
Shoeless 😮
@jessicaangle5649
8 ай бұрын
858 what is a skunk ape
@PatheticSookery
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I am making you an honorary citizen of our country. You deserve it.
@venomous2die4
Жыл бұрын
I do not think theres much yoinking of of some of your species of snakes. I hear they can counter yoink.!
@kaylamarie8309
Жыл бұрын
@@venomous2die4they are pretty yoinkless in Oz from what I understand.
@markgutierez9922
Жыл бұрын
Every single thing in Australia could and will kill you if you touch it.
@machylala
Жыл бұрын
@@kaylamarie8309 ok
@nicholasholden8139
Жыл бұрын
That's just a normal day in the south.
@Alittlerocketship
2 ай бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” It looks like the static on my TV
@Sup_Im_Smoffie
4 ай бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ten seconds later choking
@soham6784
9 ай бұрын
Average Florida man be like : "Look i found a croc first "
@Nerdnumberone
7 ай бұрын
I don't know how to tell crocodiles and alligators apart, but you don't mess with the former. People wrestle alligators. Even nut-jobs avoid wrestling crocs one-on-one.
@soham6784
7 ай бұрын
@@Nerdnumberone Bro, like no offense, you don't know when and how to take a joke
@kingk7613
7 ай бұрын
It's an American Croc, which is less aggressive than the American Alligator@@Nerdnumberone
@allydr90
7 ай бұрын
@@kingk7613 it's the reverse, buddy.
@kingk7613
7 ай бұрын
@@allydr90Nile Crocs, Saltwater Crocs & Cuban Crocs I would agree are far more aggressive than the American Alligator..But from my 44 years growing up in Homestead fl & the surrounding everglades my experience says otherwise..The American Crocodiles prefer to be left alone vs the Alligators here are almost always likely to approach you..If you ever visit Flamingo National Park their are plenty of American Crocs that will go out there way to avoid you vs Alligators that are a nuisance if you are trying to fish in their vicinity. They will practically not leave you alone & they are very persistent buddy😉
@HarshDeep-rh2lx
Жыл бұрын
the fact that he is barefoot makes it even more impressive
@corbinoiscool
Жыл бұрын
in louisiana, we folks go barefoot everywhere 😂😂😂 even when we go huntin for swamp puppies and bull frogs. we go out in the swamps just for fun most of the time. me and my cousins out there all tha time lmao.
@yaboyfrresh
Жыл бұрын
@@corbinoiscool sounds like a great time weirdo
@corbinoiscool
Жыл бұрын
@@yaboyfrresh city boy alert! 🚨 its actually a really fun time. yk i had a friend just like u. complete city boy. wouldnt do nothing at all. then a showed him the ropes to everything i do. catching gators, huntin for bull frogs, makin fish and crawfish traps. now hes just like me. maybe go out side “Ya Boy Frresh” more like “Ya Boy stays inside his house for frreakishly long”
@yaboyfrresh
Жыл бұрын
@@corbinoiscool ctfuuu I laughed out loud u really just pulled my card... Touche my brother lol you got that
@corbinoiscool
Жыл бұрын
@@yaboyfrresh did u just have a stroke? what does ctfuuuuuuuu mean?
@frostytheiceberg1127
7 ай бұрын
That yellow rat noodle was just PARTYING before you grabbed him bro lil dude was vibing unbelievably hard
@smartduck904
5 ай бұрын
That swamp puppy probably recognized and was like hey it's you what's up
@arturincdh4095
Жыл бұрын
"Try not to scare ya, buddy" Alligator: the feeling is mutual
@vortex4705
Жыл бұрын
Florida man is basically the long lost twin of Australian man
@bigsweatyboy1
Жыл бұрын
Australia man is arguably more dangerous by a long shot. Speaking from experience.
@carlosorozcogarcia6394
Жыл бұрын
100%
@crimsonszero
Жыл бұрын
@@bigsweatyboy1 no florida man cooks australia man anyday
@bigsweatyboy1
Жыл бұрын
@@crimsonszero My G I can take a 5 minute drive to the park and have 6'2 kangaroos just lying around 3 feet away from me
@crimsonszero
Жыл бұрын
@@bigsweatyboy1 and florida dudes can go outside and find a 500 pound gator in their backyard. nobody gives a flying fuck about australia, little man. 6'2 is nothing
@StreamerChair
2 ай бұрын
Therapist: "Modern druids don't exist" Modern druid: "The bugs aren't so bad tonight."
@EwanTeo08
4 ай бұрын
"hey buddy what are you doing" swamp puppy: "bro i litteraly live here"
@quentin6669
Жыл бұрын
Bro has no fear in him whatsoever. He’s walking around like he’s in god mode or something
@angelmitchell3302
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo no cap
@themaskedman8668
Жыл бұрын
I'm not scared of snakes or Crocs I actually like them the only thing thig I would be scared of is the bugs
@themaskedman8668
Жыл бұрын
And when he said the bugs aren't too bad tonight hee being legit they aren't actually they bad tonight
@dwsinclair5282
Жыл бұрын
@@themaskedman8668the only thing that scares me is the wasp nest or giant ant hills.
@scottthesmartape9151
Жыл бұрын
Nah he’s in blessing mod
@chungcho1546
Жыл бұрын
"Oh a rattle snake" *fucking dies*
@EndMaster0
Жыл бұрын
I mean he already grabbed a cotton mouth. I think he'd be fine
@humanoidbeing6480
Жыл бұрын
You forgot the yoink
@damntae6540
Жыл бұрын
I thought he said rat snake
@Definitelyjosh
Жыл бұрын
funniest comment ever.
@matricxs3271
Жыл бұрын
Oh no, not the poor snake :(
@janelaclaire8971
21 күн бұрын
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A FishingGarret."
@Crystella
19 күн бұрын
Him:hes pretty handsome tho Crocodile:you to 😁
@thelastfelineyes4237
Жыл бұрын
Bro has balls of titanium
@wh112978
Жыл бұрын
And caveman feet!😂
@wilsonharper8268
Жыл бұрын
This nigga got balls like krillin tryna to hit perfect cell 😂😂😂😂
@adamklump9949
Жыл бұрын
He's a Florida man.
@Disciple_of_God.
Жыл бұрын
🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘
@Texasmule
Жыл бұрын
@@wh112978 those are what our feet are supposed to look...with muscle and wide, not skinny and boney
@lemonringo566
Жыл бұрын
I don't care how non-venomous or friendly they are, I'm not yoinking a snake. But still thank you for showing us how to yoink a snake
@nskdhekahgfd
Жыл бұрын
I will definitely be yoinking the first snake i see
@aidenlakata7662
Жыл бұрын
Them snake yoinks were the last thing you shoulda been worried abt in this😂
@kfiscal01
Жыл бұрын
You can yoink my snake if you like.😂
@bacdafucup777
Жыл бұрын
I bet you yoink your snake on a daily basis 😂
@metalpunk1234
Жыл бұрын
You gotta yoink the snake, can't leave the man hanging like that. Lol
@kuwkuw7483
Ай бұрын
"He his pretty handsome tho" Croc:He is pretty tasty tho
@Dr_Doofenshmirts
Жыл бұрын
Brooooo imagine having an electric fly swatter when walking towards thousands of mosquitoes, that would sound so satisfying
@SeanSchwifty
Жыл бұрын
That thing would probably short out 😮😅
@psylynt
Жыл бұрын
i imagine it would be the closest to wielding a lightsaber
@crispywaffle7864
Жыл бұрын
Mass genocide equivalent of bubble wrap lmao
@liamcolotti6824
Жыл бұрын
Until it gives up.
@quincyhampton3243
Жыл бұрын
That mf gone be more of a lightshow than nikola tesla's tesla tower produced💀💀💀
@julianburgos533
Жыл бұрын
As a Florida man, I can confirm those bugs weren't that bad
@TheRealMisterJ
Жыл бұрын
Also a Florida man, they are and screw that lol
@totower9597
Жыл бұрын
As a Manitoba man I now see the one benefit of -40 winters.
@ptsdgopedsnbikes8156
Жыл бұрын
@@totower9597 😂😂
@Evolcun
Жыл бұрын
As a former Florida man, I can confirm that the bugs were bad.
@Chestwolf
7 ай бұрын
"Check out these baby Killdeer!" The mother: "I see you've chosen death and endless screeching..."
@tundaradundundundun5632
Ай бұрын
"the bugs arent too bad tonight..." "just don't breath"💀
@theathleticgamer3645
Жыл бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” Bro I’m dying rn☠️
@FatGoat6558
7 ай бұрын
How does this have 536 likes but no replies?
@AutismFermented
Жыл бұрын
Proof the cameraman never dies
@akarabu1228
Жыл бұрын
They just yoink out if life sometimes, hehehehehe😂
@mipofficial5562
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@wazirtan6801
Жыл бұрын
yes all reactment nothing real
@lookatmypfpbbg
Жыл бұрын
as a american if i see 1 more camera man joke i will grab a fucking snake and ask people on the street if they like the cameraman joke
@AutismFermented
Жыл бұрын
@@lookatmypfpbbg based on your username I can tell you’re an American
@ShiftingEcho
2 ай бұрын
“Swamp puppy” being a crocodile has me dying
@the_canadian_goose6033
2 ай бұрын
He calls gators swamp puppies, not crocs
@aaroncabrera8949
6 ай бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” while in the middle of a bug hurricane
@AUWRECKU
Жыл бұрын
*i like how he picks up Snakes and compliments* *them when they're in the Fight or Flight Mode*
@DinoNuggs-hq9le
11 ай бұрын
I like how he is completely calm around those swamp puppies
@kilthy7832
Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad there are people who are able to walk barefoot through swamps at midnight.
@PixelyDino
Жыл бұрын
the fact that he can do this and still be alive is scary
@itsalphoenixyt
Жыл бұрын
@@PixelyDino nah you get used to it
@Twilight_vibes
Жыл бұрын
@@itsalphoenixyt yeah this is a tradition for me
@brucekentnyc
Жыл бұрын
im beside myself. My foot fetish is in over drive. LOL
@MagicCouch9
Ай бұрын
The bug thing was already funny, then he said “just don’t breathe” and it got me so hard.
@atharwani
6 ай бұрын
What do you do for living He: Yoink💀
@greysigma8805
Жыл бұрын
"The bugs aren't bad tonight. Just don't breathe..." I can't...
@Toothless_editz
Жыл бұрын
Fr u will be eating bugs for the next yr
@jdetres01
Жыл бұрын
"Florida Protein" ?
@kilagarrett7696
Жыл бұрын
The actual definition of a Florida man Edit: Don’t be offended by this if ur from Florida, it’s just a joke! I just mean to make people laugh, and this is how some of the people act when I return to Florida, and they are always great people. Have an amazing day 😊 Edit 2: Dang, if likes were a currency, I would have stoinks! Tysm guys ur all the best
@yourboycj6316
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@BenSmith-br8xk
Жыл бұрын
Not drinking enough also his clear voice indicates he doesn't smoke either
@CleverJulio
Жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that bruhh
@lethaltrees55
Жыл бұрын
Go to Australia and you will question your existance
@BenSmith-br8xk
Жыл бұрын
Australia don't got shit go get own by a kangaroo
@AndrevusWhitetail
Ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." The bugs : *No signal*
@Mr.J.M.V.P
7 ай бұрын
bros immune system/body is invincible
@MelloMinion
Жыл бұрын
That first crocodile gave a "What the fuck bro" look 💀
@FishyTomato-
9 ай бұрын
he was plotting how he wanted to grab his prey and rip it to shreds
@popsiclecheese4256
Жыл бұрын
“I don’t like the way he’s looking at me” I don’t know why I thought you were gonna punch it 😂
@dlmalley8639
Жыл бұрын
Clint Eastwood.... Make my Day 😅
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
Жыл бұрын
I mean he is a Florida Man.
@MarkJohnson-NorGA
7 ай бұрын
"What do we have here?!" Yoink! LOL
@tutorialoplenty2927
2 ай бұрын
I love how this guy can just “yoink” (all puns intended) literally any animal with fear
@commanderbeepo8066
Жыл бұрын
Crocodiles and alligators are very curious animals, they love to swim up to boats and kayaks to investigate them. All reptiles and Crocodilians are very intelligent
@waaahhhl2614
Жыл бұрын
They seem a bit nosey lol
@commanderbeepo8066
Жыл бұрын
@Waaahhh l they can seem that way hehe, they love to hang out. Their soooo cute, just floating in the water like that
@HM4Hill
Жыл бұрын
Their sense of touch is super sensitive so if it disturbs the water they wanna know if it's snack time or not
@charliemiles6722
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know crocs are in Florida, only knew of alligators
@aarongonzalez4458
Жыл бұрын
@@charliemiles6722some parts of florida there are american crocodiles. But mostly there are alligator
@gorgeousnoxy481
Жыл бұрын
This man's gonna forever look for 20 foot pythons.
@StateOfTheMind11225
10 ай бұрын
Technically a size of that python would meant apex predator and real invasive species.
@InimeKai
9 ай бұрын
Perhaps the true 20 foot burmese python was the friends we made along the way
@frownyclowny6955
7 ай бұрын
He is the skunk ape
@bigdawgrocky8667
7 ай бұрын
They paying cash for them damn snakes to be killed on sight lol I don’t have the balls to do what they do but shit 1700 for snakes over 10 ft and 3K for a sack of eggs yeah I’m going 🤣
@user-hh1gy7nj1n
7 ай бұрын
Just get this man his 20ft bermuse python
@Wolfie-op6km
29 күн бұрын
"On this way this swamp puppy just comes bee lining right at me" *Jumps in water* "Yoink"
@artificialascension
Ай бұрын
Baby killdeer!!! Some of my favorite birds!!! Love everything they do, amazing creatures!!
@Banana_Banshee
Жыл бұрын
alligators always look like they’re smiling and crocodiles always look like they JUST took meth
@420JackG
Жыл бұрын
Never smile at a crocodile
@drunk_by_noon9231
Жыл бұрын
dey got all dem teeth but no toothbrush
@dwsinclair5282
Жыл бұрын
A crocodile reminds me of an alligator on meth also 🤣
@DylansPen
Жыл бұрын
"What are you looking at?" Croc "Bare feet, good choice"
@ifathossain2775
7 ай бұрын
The 1st crock was like : bro wtf is that light I can hear you in the dark too,oh noo I think he is putting it in my eyeballs now
@unlimitedrabbit
5 ай бұрын
John Cleese: I hear you're looking for a twenty foot Python. Well, look no bleeding further, mate! * unzips his pants *
@thealphazodiacs
Жыл бұрын
If you see someone that grabs anything with his bare hands and says "yoink", he knows what he is doing. Trust him with your life.
@Pumkin932
Жыл бұрын
Swamp puppy: Yoink, I gotta human. A bit stringy, though.
@Thesolo2
Жыл бұрын
What do we have here? *YOINKS AGGRESSIVELY*
@NeverCazi
9 ай бұрын
As a floridian, I can confirm that is my route to school.
@kokodjamba6657
7 ай бұрын
Would you kindly not younk any species on the way?
@dechatdepain1869
7 ай бұрын
@@kokodjamba6657what if there invasive
@amjadv.e7465
6 ай бұрын
😂
@kristycollison367
7 ай бұрын
That first “swam puppy” was like “this is the last time you pull one of our tails”
@the_canadian_goose6033
7 ай бұрын
The first clip is a croc
@witchdoctorteepo
4 ай бұрын
Dude, these snakes look at him like :" SIR I HAVE NEVER!@#!!"
@anon-lz8xv
Жыл бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight. Just don't breathe."💀
@Reeltucker
Жыл бұрын
How does this guy have 195 likes and no comments till now?
@cheifexhuman5332
Жыл бұрын
When the sawmp puppies are more civil than the people in Florida
@KoltStevens-es7vn
Жыл бұрын
Lol what do you know about us Floridians..but one thing you should know we don't play nice so stay away we don't invite or like Yankees
@dariuswoods6393
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@dietmilk2676
Жыл бұрын
@@KoltStevens-es7vn its a joke
@jwhbos
Жыл бұрын
@@KoltStevens-es7vn Half of our population are yankees homeslice.
@combativeThinker
Жыл бұрын
@@jwhbos You mean the snow birds? They ain’t native. They’re a highly destructive invasive species and the natives hate them.
@user-wd1cz5eg6c
6 ай бұрын
aww look at that swamp puppy
@user-wn8zn8eb8m
11 күн бұрын
"oh its a swap puppy, I'm trying not to scare you buddy" bro
@CrniWuk
Жыл бұрын
He's like the guy every Florida Man looks up to.
@targettoad691
Жыл бұрын
As a proud Florida Man myself, this man is my hero
@CrniWuk
Жыл бұрын
@@targettoad691 The Patron Saint of all Florida Men! May he keep you save on all your barefoot journeys.
@andiederenthal4895
Жыл бұрын
he is THE florida man
@kylehenline3245
Жыл бұрын
Yes a master scammer lol. Dudes running a reptile and wildlife center with mostly domesticated animals in the yard and editing it with real boat trips into the everglades.
@theeldritchtroll5373
Жыл бұрын
Bro is a literally a Disney princess with these animals
@Evolutiunn
Жыл бұрын
I’m dead😂
@321gates
Жыл бұрын
Please don't bring that chitpark up again.
@IwasabletoDisappearafterlitsen
Жыл бұрын
A pretty Handsy one at that
@Mikey_2122ggs
7 ай бұрын
"the bugs aren't too bad tonight" Bro is getting ingupled in bugs 😭😭
@dominicford2891
6 ай бұрын
Those last 3 snakes were running for their lives. They were like "HELP! HELP! shit he got me. HELP!"
@justaneedlessboi6710
Жыл бұрын
Ok this man needs a tv show right now
@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
Жыл бұрын
But jackass already exists.
@user-BadUsername
Жыл бұрын
Florida Steve Irwin?
@th1cc_pineapple237
Жыл бұрын
How is this guy still alive wtf
@Smachfest
Жыл бұрын
Maybe there are no Stingrays in the Everglades.
@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374
Жыл бұрын
@@Smachfest there are
@Lp-army1
Жыл бұрын
He's flordian
@HM4Hill
Жыл бұрын
Most of these animals won't bother you if you maintain your distance. Notice how he didn't try to touch the Crocs, Gators, or Venomous snakes
@SpyGuy13
Жыл бұрын
He gained immunity from living in the Florida Everglades for so long
@Axolotl_Xolo
6 ай бұрын
"He is pretty handsome though" *Lunges at his head*
@chaoscoyotex
18 күн бұрын
The snakes in the Florida Everglades: DONT YOINK ME BRO!
@bugglesbear07
11 ай бұрын
*Swamp puppy* THAT IS THE GREATEST NAME FOR A CROC IVE EVER HEARD
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