"I do not tangle with lizards no more. No . Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged. Hell, I would 've let you turn me into Swiss cheese."
@deesnutz42069
5 жыл бұрын
crack me open like a coconut!
@pyrexjones1666
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deebo4271
5 жыл бұрын
Quitter !
@stevesuich1935
5 жыл бұрын
Joe Bailey what do we say in this situation Dennis? We say no. We say no Charlie....
@BruhMakesGlass
5 жыл бұрын
Joe Bailey I’d have let you use me like a mailbox
@joei1382
3 жыл бұрын
As a trucker, I've never wanted to talk with a comedian more than I do right about now. The stories from the truck stops....oh my
@darkandgroovytek
3 жыл бұрын
Please share one !!😆
@Q_QQ_Q
3 жыл бұрын
Lot lizards
@chrisblanchard6413
3 жыл бұрын
i find this shit so fascinating! hahah would love to hear a trucker talk about this one day
@rubenukem624
3 жыл бұрын
Vlog it dude, that's what KZitem is for.
@chrisblanchard6413
3 жыл бұрын
@@BigDraco244 good looking out, dude!
@kevinmalone1919
5 жыл бұрын
A.I self driving vehicles is destroying the lot lizard industry..... really sad to see a American institution to disappear like that.
@13lood13ath
5 жыл бұрын
#YangGang2020
@Nedula007
5 жыл бұрын
Lol OK kevin
@nicholasbyram296
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe we'll see a rise in marriage rates as a positive side effect. !/
@wzrdfrskn832
5 жыл бұрын
Robots do not impede the work of a lot lizard, Rochelle can easily eat a t-1000's scrum.
@borismuller86
5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Bassett she likes em shiny.
@adamlemus7585
4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The lot lizard vision is based on movement. It’s just best to stay still when one is around.
@imarriedabrkfsttaco3737
2 жыл бұрын
Lol kinda like a T-rex!
@Jeterfan906
5 жыл бұрын
Can we take a minute to appreciate that Tom said he gets these guys hotel rooms when he tours? Good guy Tom.
@aarondaane
5 жыл бұрын
What a cool guy.
@patrickmccutcheon8860
4 жыл бұрын
Tom's actually a pretty generous dude. He's spent thousands just trying to make his producer, Josh Potter, cum inside a woman.
@notsure1135
4 жыл бұрын
Nicer than Louie C.K also kinda similar act.
@CallMeBees
4 жыл бұрын
@@patrickmccutcheon8860 christina likes nice purses so
@snapascrew
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been touring for years and never heard of a bus driver staying anywhere other than a hotel… the exception being Europe, where the buses are setup differently and the driver has his own area to live in.
If you put a colon between the minutes and the seconds, it will allow readers to click and see what you are referring to. Thanks!
@DanGonsalves
5 жыл бұрын
Dale Kelly it’s a count. Not a time marker. Thanks
@dalekelly7639
5 жыл бұрын
@@DanGonsalves 233 throat laughs? You have a lot better hearing than I do! She must be laughing thru the entire video!
@DanGonsalves
5 жыл бұрын
Dale Kelly thanks! I prob do have better hearing 😂
@TrustyPumpkin
5 жыл бұрын
Love her laugh lol
@Kasigi03
5 жыл бұрын
No more famous Lot Lizard line than," It's cold outside."
@MrCherryzz
5 жыл бұрын
Haha Patrice ftw
@gstrdms
5 жыл бұрын
niggas know
@TheSands83
4 жыл бұрын
Need sum company sweetie
@DamjanPlamenac
3 жыл бұрын
Brother Wheeezeeeee
@texfarmer567
3 жыл бұрын
Dude has a Christmas Tree on his car.
@thefirebuilds
5 жыл бұрын
Truck stop showers are nice. I was roofing a cabin in the north woods in WI and we didn't have running water. I had great dumps and great showers at the truck stop. Nice and clean. Petro got my back.
@blue123111
5 жыл бұрын
Flying J's Utah south bound Salt lake city just coming in.👍
@briangarrow448
3 жыл бұрын
I worked construction as a boomer, traveling all over the West and I used those truck stops several times.
@jackrichards1987
2 жыл бұрын
What a weird thing to lie about
@Lukas-qf2uh
3 жыл бұрын
Tom: Describes fantasy of taking advantage of hitchhiker and running a train on her Christina: "yeah that will teach you to hitchhike you stupid bitch" Tom: "Oh that's too far" ????
@houseofhas9355
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SaraLovesUbb
Жыл бұрын
I hitchhiked in 2011 from Baltimore, MD to Klamath Falls, Oregon. I only fucked one time but yeah if I wasn’t afraid of std’s or murderers I would have loved to give that a spin.
@Lukas-qf2uh
Жыл бұрын
@@SaraLovesUbb incredible. please tell me more??
@SaraLovesUbb
Жыл бұрын
@@Lukas-qf2uh I cheated when I got scared. Like I would get a greyhound bus ticket through Chicago St Louis Utah. My boyfriend of two months died & I had an identity crisis so I ran away from home & ended up selling cherries with a bunch of Cubans on the side of the road in Oregon. Everyone was actually sweet & kind. I cleaned houses for this Indian lady for a bit to save up money. I came home safely & all. Spent like 6 or 7 years as a prostitute addicted to heroin but I’m 32, engaged, & 7 months pregnant right now. It was fun I’m lucky I wasn’t robbed or something
@pedrothevenard
5 жыл бұрын
I'm not American so I was expecting a cool story about a lizard and shit, not expecting that lol, you live and learn.
@tre6316
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@euphegeniadoubtfire5825
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 feck!
@scurus11scurus
5 жыл бұрын
You don’t have thumbnails on foreign KZitem?
@pedrothevenard
5 жыл бұрын
@@scurus11scurus Yes we have, and there's a fucking lizard in the thumbnail, there's also a girl in it, but the title says nothing about girls, only lizards and lots, after I watched the video I get it, but it's a bit of a stretch to guess what a lot lizard is without any prior context.
@df4291
5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahaha
@THECASHVAN
3 жыл бұрын
So the driver has tricked tom into thinking you cant shit on the bus, so he dosent have to empty the septic. classic
@xCreepyKidsx
2 жыл бұрын
More of an unspoken rule on any tour bus or travel coach. Unless it's an emergency and you're about to unleash Niagara Falls from your ass you use a public restroom or your hotel room toilet. If you absolutely have to use the bus people shit in a bag and throw it out in the trash or out the window. Any touring band or act has that rule.
@Kevs442
2 жыл бұрын
Do people really not understand that RV's & busses have toilets & holding tanks for reasons, like so people can actually use them?? Crack the window or roof vent & turn on the fan, that's all it takes. Yes, use public restrooms when they are available, but when you gotta go, you gotta go... it takes weeks to fill up a black water tank.
@SiloSoundStudios
Жыл бұрын
Nobody shits on the bus. Facts
@brockalbert5111
5 жыл бұрын
Truck stop showers aren't like gym showers. They have individual showers you have to yourself and a locking door. They're actually pretty good.
@dannymckenzie8329
5 жыл бұрын
Just keep your flip flops on, don't wanna get fungus
@judet2006
5 жыл бұрын
Good for fuckin
@klauseba
3 жыл бұрын
@@dannymckenzie8329 I think I got fungus once from a football locker shower even though I always wore flip flops.
@mikekoenig6467
3 жыл бұрын
@@dannymckenzie8329 MRSA too.....nasty
@IMKINDOFABIGDEAL13
3 жыл бұрын
Number 27, Your shower is ready
@QMan1234red
4 жыл бұрын
I prefer the term “Friends of the road”
@WarmBusch
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, sleeper leaper was always my favorite.
@alonsoperez3547
4 ай бұрын
classic
@bakedwithrealchez
4 жыл бұрын
I shit in a ziplock bag once and put it in the middle of the street, rode by on my bike the next day and it got ran over and was all over the place. As a 13 year old I was laughing uncontrollabley.
@wcm5636
2 жыл бұрын
As a 45 year old man I’m laughing my ass off!
@waltford2800
2 жыл бұрын
When she said, "Keep the change you filthy animal." I was rolling!
@kealanc123
4 жыл бұрын
"I shit in a bag in Afganistan..." **Toms voice gets immediately higher**
@shawntailor5485
2 жыл бұрын
They got some outstanding marine composting toilets now that will go right in a rv or truck .
@SSVEGETA96
5 жыл бұрын
"you goto pay the troll toll to get into the boys hole"
@alexcollins8722
4 жыл бұрын
DAYMAN ! oOoooOOOHHH
@coryczerwinski4456
4 жыл бұрын
I am up to here right now with you!
@Selrahcthewise
4 жыл бұрын
@SSVEGETA96 logical journey of the zoombinis am i right?
@ajww1329
3 жыл бұрын
TROLL TOLL WHAT YOU SAY TROLL TOLL
@Aloysius2113
3 жыл бұрын
boy's soul*
@liamengram6326
3 жыл бұрын
Never heard of "Lot Lizards" but where I am from we have "Bargoyles". Bargoyles are women who are usually older and less attractive that hang around until last call every night hoping they catch some guy drunk enough to sleep with them.
@Forenzikproductions
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm interesting, might have to drive by the bars later at night and go have a drink xD
@travisfender8851
3 жыл бұрын
Those are just "Women" in central MO.
@Abreu.Ashley
2 жыл бұрын
@@travisfender8851 OMG, yes!!!! I'm from KC, and definitely "can confirm"!
@Abreu.Ashley
2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the best adjective I have ever heard
@juice6199
2 жыл бұрын
@@Abreu.Ashley Is that something you do!? 😅
@Person-uz5lw
3 жыл бұрын
I was a touring musician for a few years and no lie, truck stop showers are fuckin legit!!
@raffcom2
5 жыл бұрын
like if you’re a lot lizard puttin in work
@SEEYAIAYE
5 жыл бұрын
Done in 4 strokes or your money back.
@amistry605
5 жыл бұрын
Reach for the stars.....
@Jacobeeze
5 жыл бұрын
Gettin' lucrative
@Blind_Side94
5 жыл бұрын
Try it out man
@lollic307
4 жыл бұрын
Retired
@GrungeRockGod
5 жыл бұрын
way of the road bubs
@dtigert233
5 жыл бұрын
Way she goes
@JackReacheround
5 жыл бұрын
Ladies of the evening
@Kchevy
5 жыл бұрын
They're friends of the road
@keithfreeman4015
5 жыл бұрын
$30!!! I don’t have that kinda money Rick.
@shawnbaker3245
4 жыл бұрын
"Hot Hamburger sandwiches= pull the fuck over!!!
@Guitarist166
4 жыл бұрын
I really like the way Christina said "Keep the change ya filthy animal." I don't know why. 😂
@rjbenson9621
4 жыл бұрын
Did you watch Home Alone when you were a kid? That might be why!
@radenwolfsburg
5 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw Jeffry star, several words came to mind: Lot lizard was the first Meth raver soon followed
@jnetttt
5 жыл бұрын
Ricky Barnes 😂😂😂
@dannymckenzie8329
5 жыл бұрын
"wow, what is that"
@atravelerofbothtimespace4172
4 жыл бұрын
Terrifying
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111
4 жыл бұрын
I was at warped tour 2010 I think. Never heard of jeff star. Was walking past one of the stages and noticed 5 or 6 chicks in bikinis on stage asses to the crowd. The one in the middle had a red bikini on and I thought "damn they got a nice ass". Then he turned around...
@tre6316
5 жыл бұрын
Love blueban crackin up in the background 😅
@Abreu.Ashley
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! He has the best laugh!
@RipeTimes
Жыл бұрын
5:12 T: "I think a fun fantasy would be like a stranded girl." C: "Uh huh... okay moving along."
@letsgetit2029
5 жыл бұрын
I haven’t heard the term lot lizard in 15yrs. Thanks YMH 🙌🏾😂
@rustyschackelford9645
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the pickle parks ether.
@wipesassgood3184
5 жыл бұрын
The way Tom talks about his driver makes me think he really respects people.
@gooeystuff6726
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao ya right
@phanties
4 жыл бұрын
Until they talk about the sex trafficked women.
@TheElatedDwarf
4 жыл бұрын
Travis Forde she needs to tidy up, unprompted.
@IamPowerAbsolute
4 жыл бұрын
I’m
@samanthab1923
3 жыл бұрын
A lot of comics are like that. Listen to Chris Rock & CK talk about limousine drivers & big rig guys park those things.
@5thHouse
4 жыл бұрын
Real couple right there. "Uhhg. How stinky were your nuts?" Love it. Rarely do you see women nonchalantly ask men this question.
@austinsmith2808
5 жыл бұрын
Then we drop her off no where close to Dallas hahahahahaha
@richardsmith-nm1gl
3 жыл бұрын
I love the way Christina smiles when talking about Toms poops
@evanabbott2737
5 жыл бұрын
“Giggle Gash” is still my new favorite....thanks, Josh!😁👍
@omind1
2 жыл бұрын
" chuckle sluts"......lot Lizards , good thighs climbing in out ....
@willard39
5 жыл бұрын
"Hi, you've reached Lot Lizard Limo. We'll deliver your lizard to any lot."
@TheRealMrMustache
3 жыл бұрын
“Lot lizards”, “you gotta pay the toll”? Sounds like someone’s been watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia
@TheCynicalDude_
5 жыл бұрын
I used to move furniture with my step dad for Mayflower.. we'd travel from coast to coast. When I was about 16 or so maybe.... a "lot lizard" offered to "date" me for 9 dollars. I'm not kidding. She just said she needed the 9 dollars for her kid to get food or something... I thought it was a stupid number. Why not just round up to 10? Anyway, after we were finished .....
@pythgoreansassistant2789
5 жыл бұрын
5:11 Christina's reaction
@audiolab303
2 жыл бұрын
I used to work near a truck stop and had a few "No lot lizard stickers on my car". I can't tell you how many times people used to ask me what they meant. The look on their face when I would explain what a lot lizard is was priceless.
@xRANZIDx
5 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a gas station with showers and I can confirm they’re insane
@johnthompson1978
4 жыл бұрын
Lot Lizard - Hey, do you want some company? Driver - I don't know. Can you take a 10" C$%K? LOT Lizard - Oh yeah baby. No problem. Driver - I'm going to have to pass.
@makerstudios5456
5 жыл бұрын
My uncle owns a trucking company and I’ve ridden with some of the truckers from Dallas to Houston. The lot lizard struggle is real.
@uriel4274
Жыл бұрын
How's the struggle?
@TheDukeOfDallas
2 жыл бұрын
They're both such questionable human beings but it's obvious they belong together.
@yoram7836
4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone get upset when he didn’t talk about the shower, I was actually genuinely interested in how it was...
@emmetskiver1836
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, they are fantastic. Love’s travel centers have spectacular showers, hot water in a second flat. Hes not lying when he said they are better than 5 star hotels
@harveyweinstein8937
3 жыл бұрын
I have taken thousands of truck stop showers. Pressure and heat is good. Cleanliness is up to par most of the time. Shower shoes goes without saying. I spray them off when I'm done and have a plastic bag to separate them in my bag from other stuff.
@JustinWarembourg
3 жыл бұрын
My hot water heater went to shit on me so I went to a Truck Stop to shower, and they are great. No lie. I've also showered at the YMCA. The YMCA has a Sauna too! Double win.
@jtkilll5400
3 жыл бұрын
It’s been 40+ yrs. I had no clue truck stops had showers an if I did know even w gun to my head I wld of guessed they were disgusting.
@jimminyjemimah
3 жыл бұрын
If you're ever in Wyoming, try the Little America showers, they're crazy nice, marble walls and shit.
@whiteru55ian33
4 жыл бұрын
The moment he said nowhere near Dallas. I immediately thought of the Bratislava scene in Eurotrip “Nowhere near Berlin.” But as Tom Segura nowhere near Dallas.
@agentflush388
Жыл бұрын
1st & only time I've heard lot lizards was on Always Sunny. When you said "Gotta pay that toll" my brain was screaming "THE TROLL TOLL"
@JairoMorales92
5 жыл бұрын
I love that you can hear blueban laughing hysterically in the background
@businessbuilder92
5 жыл бұрын
Don't you run a risk of getting stabbed 😂😂😂
@SEEYAIAYE
5 жыл бұрын
I said the exact same thing on an earlier vid, Love how you can hear him in the new studio, guy obviously has his dream job.
@markdaly818
2 жыл бұрын
These two together are hilarious. So much fun to listen to.
@johnv6261
5 жыл бұрын
Truck stop showers are cleaner than most peoples showers at home
@overweightactor
5 жыл бұрын
I've seen a few truck stop showers, and some of them even have less semen on the floor than my own shower.
@nathanhensn8717
5 жыл бұрын
Some truck stop showers are AMAZING though. Super hot and high pressure. Also if you're on the road and all nasty then the showers mean more.
@tardkitty
5 жыл бұрын
Close relatives of lot lizards include buckle bunnies and mud crickets
@TheCynicalDude_
5 жыл бұрын
Mud crickets?
@r6685
5 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a mud cricket? 2 minutes later. Looked it up.
@r6685
5 жыл бұрын
TheCynicalDouche found a group called boondock Kingz- mud cricket song
@ricksundberg5659
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny to hear them talk about things I've known forever....especially with regards to making brown in an RV.
@mcr5645
3 жыл бұрын
YMH needs to invest in a humidifier lol, everyone always sniffling and sinus shit going on
@denisemarie7991
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! They both always sound sick as hell...
@Nick-sz6xb
3 жыл бұрын
I love these 2 . Tom's genuinely a nice guy and so funny , Christina couldn't be more cute and such a funny person. Keep it up guys.
@LZ-ky6ty
5 жыл бұрын
My first band was called Lot Lizard lol
@michaelpipkin9942
5 жыл бұрын
What was your handle?
@subgrappling805
5 жыл бұрын
Great band name
@seanclements6206
5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpipkin9942 the pigtails he put in his hair were the handle
@Mystycfyre1973
5 жыл бұрын
sean clements 🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤘🤘
@mmaeda05
4 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of content we all want! Give your fans what we want !😂😂😂😂
@hrmIwonder
4 жыл бұрын
Jeez, what kind of janky ass bus you got? My folks have a motorhome and you can make chocolate in there no problem, it doesn't stick up the rest of the motorhome.
@grayson0916
4 жыл бұрын
Just open the window and spray Febreze. No way I’m shitting on a public toilet with a perfectly good bathroom available lol
@SANITIZEDINC
4 жыл бұрын
There's actually a documentary called "Lot Lizards" -- it's good but but it's also depressing AF. Not comedic. Worth watching.
@OldSchool82
4 жыл бұрын
tried watching that,started getting depressing like you said so i opted for somethin else,just couldnt do it
@Q_QQ_Q
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@katrinaolsen2444
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there is nothing funny about women having to work in the absolute lowest rung of prostitution. On top of that, hundreds of them are murdered. I heard a girl who was a truck stop sex worker talk about how she was kidnapped by a trucker and she spent 3 weeks in his basement. A friend of his found her and let her go. An imprisoned serial killer/former truck driver said there are definitely a subset of truckers who are serial killers. He was part of a group of 5-6 truck driving serial killers who kept in touch and traded girls. He said two of the drivers who were part of the group were women. Most law enforcement agencies have no clue that so many women are being kidnapped and murdered; because they pick up a woman in one state and dump their body in another state. The term “Lot Lizard” is pretty much only known in popular culture these days because of author JT LeRoy. She faked her identity and said she was male. She said her mom was a “Lot Lizard”. She claimed that her mom dressed “him” up as a girl and that she was forced into prostitution. As it turned out, JT LeRoy was a married woman, with a child who called Suicide Hotlines and told the councilors this lie. Oh and that “he” also had AIDS. Asia Argento directed and starred in an alleged biopic based on JT LeRoy’s book “Sarah”. The movie title was lifted from another JT LeRoy book, “The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things.” Anyway, laughing at “Lot Lizards” is pretty much like thinking laughing at Cancer patients is hilarious. 😑
@lilypoon1175
5 жыл бұрын
These conversations are so interesting.
@michaelsaxonson251
4 жыл бұрын
Hearing blueban cackling in the back is hilarious to me
@ballconei4879
5 жыл бұрын
Lot lizards are slowly disappearing a change of the times or a very active serial killer
@buddyboy1103
3 жыл бұрын
I am a truck driver and my company is in Memphis and they are all over east memphis, a lot of "questionable places" hire security now and have cut down on lot lizards!!
@mwhitelaw8569
5 жыл бұрын
Yep Some of these truck stops Are nice But wear shower shoes Cause you sure as hell don't want that crap on your feet. And the internet killed lot lizards y'all
@johnmellyn2700
3 жыл бұрын
30 years ago when girls used to actually hitchhike ( or thumb as we called it in the northeast ) my friend had a pickup truck with a bench seat and he was with his brother and they saw a girl thumbing , so he pulled over and told her to “hop in the middle and pretend your cross country skiing”
@thecrow3975
5 жыл бұрын
Gammey, swampy!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣
@deno2649
2 жыл бұрын
You can buy No lot lizard stickers to put on your drivers side window at any truck stop. It’s a picture of a humanoid lizard with a cigarette and a baggy dress in a circle with a line through it. It actually kept most of them from bothering me.
@shoelesblondlady
5 жыл бұрын
It must be hard being the tour bus champ while simultaneously being the water champ. #butts
@LetsBeClear87
5 жыл бұрын
shoelesblondlady ... your comment gave me Elvis lip. #eww
@shoelesblondlady
5 жыл бұрын
That might be herpies #casadepepe #sharknado #grandmasburritos
@LetsBeClear87
5 жыл бұрын
shoelesblondlady 🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂 nice
@SEEYAIAYE
5 жыл бұрын
Water champ shmawter champ, Christine is still the Personality Champ.
@Anonymouscommentor99
2 жыл бұрын
I love this couple. Great work. Got me through some tough times. Much love ❤️
@rustyschackelford9645
5 жыл бұрын
The most lot lizards I have ever seen was in D.C. They were so thick when the cops rolled through it looked like cockroaches scattering under the trailers. Also a funny "hot bag" was working for Mayflower, We would shit in a small moving box tape it up and mark FRAGILE ELECTRONICS leave it in truck a stop parking lot.
@circularpizzabox2134
3 жыл бұрын
As a trucker I can confirm al of this. I was writing my essay one night for my Writing class, decided to run inside to use the bathroom. Walked into the Loves and there’s a man doing lines off the bathroom counter with a sleeper leaper. I quickly piss and walk out. As I’m getting back to my tractor there’s the same two people jumping into the cab of a P4. Never a full moment at the Loves TS in Utah.
@devinwolf3340
2 жыл бұрын
As a former trucker. . . Can confirm. Love’s, TA’s, and Flying Vs are the strangest congregations of weirdos in the entire country.
@billybob-hv5hl
5 жыл бұрын
The best kind of reptiles
@CCCP1968
3 жыл бұрын
Truck stop showers actually are super nice. And they’re free if you fill up 50+ gallons
@MRswisharillo
5 жыл бұрын
Truck stops do have good showers I had to stay in my car a few nights when I moved back to the northwest from Texas parked outside of a nice truck stop wasn’t bothered once and I used the showers they had inside and no joke clean as can be smelled good the body wash they had smelled amazing like a high end cologne the pressure was on point and the cleanliness and space was amazing I ended up chilling after my shower and scrolled through KZitem and IG for a bit while charging my phone the road life doesn’t seem to be tbh you travel you get to see the country and make a living seriously thinking on getting my CDL and I can send Ted and mom videos of my lot lizard adventures
@carsheaven
2 жыл бұрын
I cleaned those truck stop showers. The cleaner they give us to use is like nothing I’ve ever used before. I would spray down the entire shower with it and rinse it off after 5-10 minutes.
@marcuss673
5 жыл бұрын
I have lot lizard stories. Where do you want me to send them?
@DungBeetleSisyphus
5 жыл бұрын
Send one here and we go from there
@No-wayjose0
5 жыл бұрын
marcus s here nigga
@marcuss673
5 жыл бұрын
I work for a company called Shamrock moving trailers for Kraft. They're known for hiring some real cool guys. Few years back they got two cool guys who would show up and do heroin together and not get any work done. One of their girlfriends would also show up and wait in the car. Turns out he would ask the drivers waiting to get loaded if they wanted to go full trottle with her while they wait. This way they were getting the paycheck and going home with money everyday. Eventually the day I'm unknowingly training the person who's taking my job I find a needle full of what looks like diarrhea. I call up the bosses explain the situation and end up getting a raise to avoid having to pay out unemployment. One blames the other for the needle and so on and we haven't seen them since. Thanx for the podcast
@codymathes4450
5 жыл бұрын
Marcus you are hereby indoctrinated into the Cool Guy Club 😎
@Nagnullat
5 жыл бұрын
Comedy lot lizards should be called "Giggle Pigs".
@cl3826
4 жыл бұрын
Can we get a quiet version of the intro? I keep forgetting I’m about to get in the middle of a yelling match
@Chiller1967
4 жыл бұрын
This has been a few decades ago but they used to solicit over the CB radio when you pulled in.
@steventraschetti3516
5 жыл бұрын
Their production assistant laughing in the background is so funny. I turn up the volume just to hear him.
@beekay9607
2 жыл бұрын
My dad was a truck driver and I used to go with him in the summers. The showers are nice, lol. Bring your own flip flops. My dad taught me the saying “Here lizard, lizard, lizard”🦎 when I was about 9. Good times, lol.
@Diesel257
4 жыл бұрын
Christina: "What's it like being a comedian?"
@YouDontTellMeITellU
2 жыл бұрын
"Now you gotta pay the toll" fuckin hilarious
@torshops
5 жыл бұрын
*Brendan Schoub just joined the chat
@nicholasnixon1311
4 жыл бұрын
Brenden schaub doesn't even know who he is
@billdoetree4313
2 жыл бұрын
Christina suspects Tom goes to the Lot Lizards by the way shes bringing it up and looking at him as he speaks. LOL.
@alexmilheim9767
5 жыл бұрын
The way she snorts all the time😂
@RavensAgenda1
4 жыл бұрын
Hot Baggin yeah, but did you make Lemonade Grenades? If not then you need a new road Sensei
@roberttrevino8960
5 жыл бұрын
"You can't well sleep, without a Cantwell Mattress" E.R. Cantwell--------------1920
@binx2smooth
5 ай бұрын
Hey, some of those truck stop showers are excellent!
@somethingsomethingusername802
4 жыл бұрын
Truck Stop Showers are legit depending on the Stop you're at. I had the same thoughts until I went into one. Fucking water pressure had my bare ass pinned against the wall like the Police turned the Hoses on me. Swear I felt cleaner leaving that shower than any Hotel room I've stayed in. The entire time I never felt a drop in water temperature or pressure. It was amazing. (Key Points: They're individual Showers. Like little bathrooms but for a Shower. You pay, and then wait for a Shower to open up which can sometimes be a little bit. Wear Flip Flops, seriously. They're clean showers but....we've all seen some crusty looking truckers so why risk it.)
@andrrru9
3 жыл бұрын
"what Alice Found" a very good indie movie about a girl tricked into lot lizarding while trying to hitchhike to florida.
@Q_QQ_Q
3 жыл бұрын
Link
@burtmiller3652
5 жыл бұрын
I managed a truck stop for a huge national chain and an extremely nice one. The quality “working “ girls would work it out with employees, not me...lol, to where they would give you money so they could safely conduct business and use the facilities with no worries of law enforcement or being hurt. This happens all across the country.
@burtmiller3652
4 жыл бұрын
Hey they were mostly young girls but they needed someone looking out for them. Weve even as Went as far as putting them up in hotel. Truth is if we didn’t lo ok out for them then I’ll be ok. But born and raised in Jacksonville for a while defitley was stressful . But i take care of anyone around me 😊whatever it is people can hate me or love me I don’t care. Those that hate me I know because Their too what intrruored short bu your poy
@iHaveTheDocuments
5 жыл бұрын
Tom's rocking the Shure SE215's . Nice.
@TheSunshineGroup
5 жыл бұрын
Those are RE-20s
@TheSunshineGroup
5 жыл бұрын
Shit you're talking about headphones nvm
@AdamSmith-sp5cf
5 жыл бұрын
Why am I always seeing Christina in a coat lately?? Turn the damn heat on Tom! 😂
@blairness1
3 жыл бұрын
Nah man, he's got her in check. You can always put on a coat but you can only take so much off.
@dandy3082
5 жыл бұрын
Friends of the road, Bubbles
@heydenleekley4757
5 жыл бұрын
Just explained to my 1970's feminist mom what lot lizards are and even she said "Gross"
@crunch9876
5 жыл бұрын
Heyden Leekley you think she’s a feminist? Lol 1970’s feminist where reasonable especially compared to today’s
@justinperlow9104
3 жыл бұрын
I love everyone laughing off in the background
@Vichedges
5 жыл бұрын
My cousin went to school to be a mechanic and one of the guys he went to school with worked at a truck stop while he went to school. They made this kid clean up the lot, he had to pick up all the bags of shit and bottles of piss the truck drivers threw out of their trucks. He also used to talk about the lot lizards. Truckers lead a very gross life.
@WarmBusch
2 жыл бұрын
I drove over the road for about 5 years. Showered daily for the most part and never once shit into a bag. There is a lot of scumbags out there but not all truck drivers are nasty like that.
@Vichedges
2 жыл бұрын
@@WarmBusch I know, my uncle was a truck driver, he’s a good guy. But truck stops are nasty places.
@adamtaylor9270
5 жыл бұрын
I tour with metal bands, the chicks that "arrange" to meet with the guys in the band, I call them "dip-ins" because the guys are just dipping in
@siliconechef4970
5 жыл бұрын
Interesting, Who's Dirty John ??????? >;-P
@branon6565
5 жыл бұрын
Silicone Chef...she was probably referring to Theo Von is some obscure way.....
@lordmoldybutt6361
3 жыл бұрын
My dad was a cross country truck driver, he told me plenty of stories.
@HeliNomadic
2 жыл бұрын
Well, then share one of them...
@6ford9
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta pay the troll toll on the bang bus for the lot lizzard
@summocommentaction3273
4 жыл бұрын
Wanna know how truck drivers manage such long stretches without sleep? Meth
@laylaluann9541
3 жыл бұрын
Geez if I'm ever lost I'm never getting in Tom's bus. Sick
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