Lmfao “No you don’t, fuck you” at a work conference. Classic Lou
@rossmanngroup
28 күн бұрын
It's the truth, they're worse than the _"uhm, akshually"_ people. Awful.
@Nthsey
28 күн бұрын
This really reminded me of the Steve Carell character from the Big Short. Said with enough authority and yet still a chuckle to come across as dead serious.
@kurtvanluven9351
27 күн бұрын
@@rossmanngroup I always assume I can learn from others. (I can always ask a question afterwards, to prevent embarrassment)
@Ryu_R.
27 күн бұрын
@@rossmanngroup 🤓🖕 Whell, acktually
@gernhartreinholzen3992
27 күн бұрын
Louis has that honest, straight to the point, ZERO bullshit mentality, that I adore! We need more people like him!
@DimitriRytsk
28 күн бұрын
‘Deleting history’ removes your access to it, not the data.
@ventilate4267
28 күн бұрын
this
@Cetega
28 күн бұрын
Indeed. I've deleted videos I didn't like from my KZitem history using Android to keep it from affecting recommendations. Recently got a cheap used iPad just to use for videos around home, and clicking one of those videos caused it to resume playback from where I stopped previously, despite it not being in my history. Because they still have everything, all I did was hide it from myself.
@The_Divergent
28 күн бұрын
@@CetegaDid you delete it from your google account? Reply if you need my help You need to delete it from your search, activity history, and youtube history. All of it can be accessed in google account Dont judge me I just want to help
@The_Divergent
28 күн бұрын
And btw Yeah, google track your activity What your typing, what you copy and screenshot, how long you opened it, and several other *my other comment get deleted
@SteamCrane
28 күн бұрын
You mean wipe it with a cloth?
@friendlybane
28 күн бұрын
The hardest part for Louis was choosing which of his many rants to repurpose for this speech, since there's many classic ones. But he did well. The only thing missing in this speech was cats interrupting him.
@PhatPazzo
27 күн бұрын
And a footnote about LG TVs spying on you.
@cherrypepsi2815
28 күн бұрын
The traits of a leader, right here. Able to make a clear, concise, and powerful speech on the spot
@vecto8695
27 күн бұрын
“No you don’t, fuck you" Strong leader shit right there
@ghfjfghjasdfasdf
21 күн бұрын
I keep screaming at him that he needs to do us all a solid and run for Congress and get term limits installed. He would fuck everyone up at the Fed… it would be glorious.
@none-ml2fv
20 күн бұрын
This speech sucked, if this is your model for "leader" please shop around.
@davidchapman3042
6 күн бұрын
Ross,youre a supercalifragilisticthisbesuchadopekid.
@ventilate4267
28 күн бұрын
Accurate title, probably how most of them are made.
@Kane0123
28 күн бұрын
If it ain’t broke. Don’t fix it. But still fight for the ability to repair if it you wanted to try.
@Hithere-dc2qx
25 күн бұрын
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
@jasonshere
25 күн бұрын
Yep; and if they do actually end up deleting any of your data, they'll make sure to keep a backup for themselves just in case.
@Hithere-dc2qx
25 күн бұрын
@@jasonshere why can't I have backed up my pride? For I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
@rcagoon1969
28 күн бұрын
Louis consistently calls it out. This channel should have 100 million subs. People need to wake up. Still miss the NY bike rides tho.
@John-du2mq
28 күн бұрын
Eulas should be illegal how they are written. They should be a 1 page, plain English, easy to understand terms. If you cannot get it in 1 page, you shouldn't be able to use it.
@MegaPintPlays
28 күн бұрын
That's how the EU is trying to approach it! It's not perfect but it's better. Law says that the binding legality of these ToS is limited by its own nature of how it's presented to the user, and unilaterally imposed by the provider.
@Splarkszter
28 күн бұрын
"If the terms of the EULA violate the law, the EULA is unenforsable" You know, we should fight for consumer rights laws and we would be able to solve the problem.
@paper_gem
28 күн бұрын
You have to put a limit on characters. If you say one page only, they'll make the font size 1.
@wmameer
28 күн бұрын
Should be easy understandable by an average 10 year old
@VertegrezNox
28 күн бұрын
They also should not be giving themselves permission to alter an alleged contract at any time their whims sway. It's not a valid contract.
@Gameboygenius
28 күн бұрын
Local speech to text that gets the two most important things right. 1) doesn't permanently store arguments with girlfriend in the cloud. 2) two s's and two n's.
@Alice_Fumo
28 күн бұрын
I'm not getting 2). None of the permutations make sense to me. snns, snsn, nssn, ssnn, nsns, nnss None of those are an abbreviation I've seen before. I can't think of anything else which could be meant by this, either.
@llamatar
28 күн бұрын
@@Alice_FumoRoSSmaNN
@Alice_Fumo
28 күн бұрын
@@llamatar Oh.. Well, I feel stupid now. Anyways, thanks for clearing this up.
@divyanshbhutra5071
27 күн бұрын
@@Alice_Fumo Bro iterated like it's TOC 😂😂😂
@31redorange08
26 күн бұрын
And it wouldn't have used apostrophes for plurals because it's not stupid.
@Flysimware
28 күн бұрын
Louis, If you were a cartoon character, you'd be the one that gets bluebirds to sing on your shoulders.
@zaxon09
28 күн бұрын
😂 I really enjoyed reading this
@kevinerbs2778
28 күн бұрын
I spent 4 hours reading "Steam's terms of service". 4 HOURS!
@dupdrop
28 күн бұрын
Did you agree?
@kevinerbs2778
28 күн бұрын
@@dupdrop no I did not agree to it. & went spend 2 hours reading the G.O.G terms of service which was much better.
@person_with_opinions
28 күн бұрын
@@dupdrop no
@Jakef100f
28 күн бұрын
@@kevinerbs2778 hopefully for you GOG doesn't shut down lmao
@DeezNuggz
28 күн бұрын
@@kevinerbs2778what were some red flags for you?
@acalthu
26 күн бұрын
One thing I've noticed about Louis is how eloquent he is. Your train of thought is always right there, so many of us can't do this without some sort of training.
@regrox
23 күн бұрын
Studies have shown its correlated with your working memory, which determines your ability to juggle different concepts. This also helps with focus because you're able to orient your thoughts better. It's largely a genetic trait but can be improved. I often struggle with speeches and focus since I've found my working memory to be on the lower end.
@changein3d
20 күн бұрын
This concept sounds interesting. Do you have some training recommendations?
@noahfrederick2515
27 күн бұрын
9/10 didn't end speech with "that's all for today and as always I hope you learned something".
@蝦羅地会ハコボ
28 күн бұрын
I mean, after so many years screaming at a camera in your living room, you've probably gotten good at this.
@Rig
28 күн бұрын
Currently, using voice to text with the FUTO keyboard, I currently have a box fan directly on me and I've been using this keyboard for about a week now since you first made the video about it. I'm very impressed with this keyboard. It has been wonderful. It is very accurate and fast with the voice to text.
@damian9303
26 күн бұрын
I can see some grammatical errors but it still tries more with the punctuation than any other voice to text I’ve seen
@25566
22 күн бұрын
The only thing that it's missing is automatic language switching which Gboard does.
@anomishfish
28 күн бұрын
For a speech made up on the spot, I’m impressed at how Louis set up, expanded upon, and tied together all of his points so perfectly. I am now scrubbing my Takeout for creepy junk that doesn’t belong there.
@maremike2691
27 күн бұрын
He either does presentations regularly, or this channel benefits him gibing the skill to talk on the spot
@alazarbisrat1978
27 күн бұрын
the data won't ACTUALLY be deleted if you do, just makes you not see them, sure it may stop hackers on your account, but won't stop Google from using it against you
@hx5525
27 күн бұрын
@@maremike2691It’s also his area of expertise and he is passionate about it. But on god, would I love the ability to talk coherently and concisely like that on the spot.
@NickDrinksWater
26 күн бұрын
This guy is a great speaker, no teleprompter, no rehearsal, just speaks on the spot
@juanmacias5922
28 күн бұрын
I love how passionate you are about this! Your ability to get straight to the poignant points during an impromptu speech is truly impressive HAHA :D
@georgebooth2005
28 күн бұрын
Way to think on your feet... Louis! I enjoyed your impromptu speech! 👍👍❤️😃 george 😎🤿🦈🦑🇺🇸 S. TEXAS
@Robert-yc9ql
26 күн бұрын
Thank you again for your honesty. 😊
@corebite
4 күн бұрын
"You will own nothing and be happy" is probably the most defining statement of the world we live in.
@2pape
28 күн бұрын
Hi Louis! I am new to your channel, it was recommended to me by a friend. Your speech enunciation is perfect and you have a very confident, intelligent tone in your voice. Thank you for sharing this amazing inspiration! I look forward to many more amazing, insightful, educational and helpful lessons you share!
@literailly
28 күн бұрын
Da*n, this keyboard is slick! Much better than open source variant I was using. And, speech to text is fast!
@literailly
27 күн бұрын
This FUTO keyboard is fantastic. It finally makes voice to text fast and usable. Far better than the stock voice to text from Google and Apple. THANK YOU *Sent by FUTO keyboard.
@meeponinthbit3466
28 күн бұрын
Whos Aaron??? You talkin about A A Ron?
@MrDoneboy
28 күн бұрын
Eron Wolf...Louis's boss!
@simoSLJ89
28 күн бұрын
D-Nice
@seth8858
28 күн бұрын
Pre-sent o/
@Maleko48
28 күн бұрын
Every time I see Eron I think "EE" "RON" like some racist boomer or Scooby Doo trying to say "EE" "Lawn" . xD
@singaporeghostclub
28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 De Nice?! Where is the De Nice??
@adhillA97
28 күн бұрын
I mean I read any agreements to do with housing, insurance or anything where I'm supposed to be making/earning money rather than spending it, but _even I_ didn't read the Google TOS.
@addison1024
28 күн бұрын
I've read them for banks. I'm only 18 though, so I haven't had a lot of chances to read them other places that actually matter
@adhillA97
28 күн бұрын
@@addison1024 Yeah, that makes sense, too. Especially if you're in the US where banks are less regulated than here (UK) and sometimes you get things like low deposit fees. I do actually tend to read them for banks as well, but I don't open up bank accounts that often, and usually the majority of the terms are about general overdraft interest and fees, which aren't relevant for any of the accounts I have anyway. Also credit cards. Definitely read the terms on those. Don't want to get caught out and actually have to pay the extortionate interest rates.
@InderJalli
28 күн бұрын
Louis, did you forget to ask Clinton to set your calendar? Louis you need to do that, Clinton is very good at it.
@R3_dacted0
28 күн бұрын
Little do they know that Louis has 11 years experience doing exactly this
@NotYours-bp5fx
28 күн бұрын
I downloaded this as soon as I seen your last video on it and I will say it works fantastic. Im using the voice to talk future as we speak.
@irusu.
28 күн бұрын
Protect this man
@eltsennestle998
28 күн бұрын
Great speech. No cat vids lately. Yeah, I went there.
@KN-592
28 күн бұрын
Professor Bossmann
@suzakukururugi6613
28 күн бұрын
Downloaded and bought, thank you!!
@User_40172a
27 күн бұрын
Bought and no download
@Dodgyasdf
27 күн бұрын
If futo made a phone, I'd buy it today.
@THEGOOD360
28 күн бұрын
I didn't even know Google Takeout was a thing 🤯
@Gizapowerplant
28 күн бұрын
Thanks!
@Hithere-dc2qx
25 күн бұрын
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
@alexandra_sav
22 күн бұрын
=)) Love how your titles are self-deprecating yet so funny
@grumbotron4597
22 күн бұрын
Getting that keyboard now. Thanks so much for mentioning that.
@Slavolko
27 күн бұрын
Sometimes the best speeches are the ones that are impromptu. You did a great job.
@Hithere-dc2qx
25 күн бұрын
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
@pranjal3727
19 күн бұрын
I was called cold with no prior info on University stage on Independance day celebration infront of 2000+ audience because i got a significant RnD grant. My ass was torn but that was the best thing ever happend for my confidence in public speaking. I avoided everything in school but had i took the chance to speak publically then...
@joinkusbelinkiusthethird
28 күн бұрын
I already have it and I'm using it to type this right now! Works great!
@sebastiann9279
22 күн бұрын
Louis is a gem!
@RustyCyler
28 күн бұрын
I like how you just immediately walked off at the end like Napoleon Dynamite. Am kiddin with ya. It was a good speech. Also "speech" is a funny word.
@Hi-HK
27 күн бұрын
2:04. This guy couldn't handle the "F You" From Louis.
@saitodosan9377
27 күн бұрын
Came back at 3:10
@kballs94
27 күн бұрын
Wow Epic Lolz
@macethorns1168
27 күн бұрын
He came back.
@opraiderman904
28 күн бұрын
Great audio capture on this one!
@MBisFrenchy
28 күн бұрын
Agreed
@Hithere-dc2qx
25 күн бұрын
I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
@blackfang441
28 күн бұрын
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
@konnorj6442
28 күн бұрын
Well :p I say Antidisestablishmentarianism and if that dosnt get you trying to say it 3 times fast then try floccinaucinihilipilification three times fast and see if your text to voice pukes or not lmao
@dkxtro2562
27 күн бұрын
Keyword on "try" I'm not gonna say that correctly three times in a row, let alone two
@Hithere-dc2qx
25 күн бұрын
This is a bit off topic,, but... I gave my love to Erin. She promised to be true. I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers, had their way with her. It was consensual......
@bryang9290
21 күн бұрын
One man can make a difference
@ALLOFTHEBOOST
27 күн бұрын
Louis doesn't need a speech written, he is literally a hard drive.
@ralexttm4368
28 күн бұрын
I have been using the Futo keyboard now since this video came out and I will say it is very nice but I do wish that it had the ability to type the words that I am saying while I am using text-to-speech, This way, if I am speaking a very long sentence, then I can look back at what I've said to ensure that it is correct without having to wait. Other than that, the text to speech is rather fantastic and actually better than the Google keyboard I was using at the time. So this is a big thumbs up for me and I really enjoy the product.
@nabsterishiy6914
28 күн бұрын
Been using this keyboard for a few hours and it's great! Just needs to be trained
@cpk9999
28 күн бұрын
holy i don't think I've ever seen you walk before lmfao at the end you walk around! instead of sitting in your chair besides blackberry lol
@don8659
21 күн бұрын
They even put user agreements in a lot of these tech products that you don't agree to till AFTER your purchase and you can't use what you ALREADY "bought" till you agree to it.
@user-pw8qj2gt1p
27 күн бұрын
Louis you legend you.
@wkgmathguy218
28 күн бұрын
I'd love to see your old pal charile brown try to give a talk off the top of his head. Keep up the good work Louis.
@katesisco
27 күн бұрын
You find our future talent in the most unexpected places.
@MBisFrenchy
28 күн бұрын
Well done Louis!
@faded9581
26 күн бұрын
Now that is a master of his craft.
@gerunkwon2598
22 күн бұрын
Those years of experience of off-the-cuff conversations, with a stadium-sized amount of viewers, really came in handy.
@KyDarknight
28 күн бұрын
Yeah!
@macethorns1168
27 күн бұрын
That was one hell of a sales pitch.
@supermarble94
22 күн бұрын
Just chiming in here to say that I was skeptical at first about this keyboard. I made the change because I was starting to get a little frustrated with the features of the Android system keyboard. So I figured why not try it out? It took a little bit of getting used to, but for the most part, the change was relatively smooth. Then I decided to try out the speech-to-text feature, and I gotta say, I am blown away at the performance of it. Right out of the box, it recognized exactly what I was trying to say with very few, if any, errors at all. What's more is it is lightning fast. It takes maybe one second at absolute maximum to determine exactly what you say during a single voice input. In fact, it actually figures out what I'm trying to say faster than I can even say it. It can even detect errors in what you say, like if you stutter or say a single word multiple times in a row, sometimes it actually picks up on that and does not include the errors in what you speak. Just to drive the point home, this entire comment was formed entirely with the speech-to-text input, no other user input. This truly is an amazing keyboard.
@happyvocal
28 күн бұрын
I DEFINITELY quickly eyeball-skim everything that I'm agreeing to (EULA/ToS/whatever) and scroll all the way to the bottom, no more than 10 or 12 seconds, because devs sometimes hide optional bloatware in there with check boxes or just other questionable things that I'd have to uncheck. It hasn't happened to me in a long while thankfully AND YET I still quickly skim through every single thing being installed or agreed to just to make sure there is no hidden BS because I have trust issues now lol.
@macethorns1168
27 күн бұрын
Yes, exactly. It's painful watching someone just click through Next Next Next Yes Next Okay ugh
@mtndewprettygud6416
23 күн бұрын
He just like me fr. Awesome job Louis
@inappropriatejohnson
28 күн бұрын
Thanks.........when "Google Transplant" harvests my organs, at least I can rest easy that I never used their voice-2-text.
@macethorns1168
27 күн бұрын
Yes, not even once.
@LordSandwichII
28 күн бұрын
I could NEVER! 😨
@whbjr2528
27 күн бұрын
Louis is an authority on the topic of fixing computers. I would love if he started smoking cigars. I would love his analysis of flavors!
@mikkeljensen1603
25 күн бұрын
This confirms my perception on social media and security
@T0ffik1
25 күн бұрын
downloaded it, just because i believe in you Louis.
@voidtransmits
28 күн бұрын
That was impressive
@Onlison
28 күн бұрын
The White House press secretary just released footage confirming Louis’ ties to elephants and the Mafia. We’re still unclear on the details but all we know is that when any man or woman goes toe to toe with this behemoth; you’re gonna be limpin home. That’s the PG-13 version ✌️ 8 year subscriber, Onlison
@irishguy200007
20 күн бұрын
Maybe he should run for president.
@classicpcgaming4194
27 күн бұрын
"you may want to delete" Simply cannot help going off and sharing your personal life advice xD
@jasonshere
25 күн бұрын
Just downloaded Futo Keyboard and Futo Voice. Very nice.
@PhatPazzo
27 күн бұрын
We exist. I do sometimes(!) read the EULA. Haven't read the Windows one, though…
@Pupp3tM4st3r
25 күн бұрын
No you don't, fuck you -Louis
@ora2j251
28 күн бұрын
Another banger product from FUTO. You guys should make bundles. Like Voice + Keyboard, for 8$ instead of 10$. Or just plain general licences for all your products (maybe even future ones). I've bought Voice and to say I'm impressed would be an understatement (im french, so it doesn't work as well unfortunately, but even with my thick accent, it picks up my english very well)
@SaltyVest
22 күн бұрын
I tried to read the end user lisence agreement just to be the one guy who's read it. It was impossible lmaooo
@killerwill
28 күн бұрын
I hate Googles voice text to speech infuriates me most premium devices had it and half the time it worked. Thank you will be trying futo
@cymeriandesigns
28 күн бұрын
Just from all the videos, I had the sense that he was pretty much doing everything ex tempore.
@pepelaugh4091
25 күн бұрын
lmao that walk off at the end
@Shadepariah
27 күн бұрын
I was also once told I am "surprising good" at impromptu speeches
@ghostjason401
26 күн бұрын
Great job louis
@user-ql9wk6kj7t
28 күн бұрын
💚🙏🏾
@Nebthtet
27 күн бұрын
I wish this would be also ported for iOS - in EU we can sideload stuff so even if Apple won't allow for such an option this could be a viable alternative of an ai keyboard for people with older phone models
@kevboard
26 күн бұрын
I'll definitely download it on my Phone, but in its current state it's sadly unusable for me on my Tablet, as it seems like there is no split keyboard setting yet, which is vital on a big tablet. so hopefully that will be implemented soon 😅
@shawdou3327
28 күн бұрын
I am not saying that what google is doing here is a good thing, it should clearly at least be screaming in BOLD TEXT when you first use it so user knows. But from programmer point of view kind of understand it. You want your SW to be good in translating your style of talking. Best way to do that is to store all your translations and when you make changes in the SW just run them thru again to see if it made same results. The offline feature works now, but in 2009 i dont think it was really possible to do that. Also Czech language is not supported, so cant use it even if i wanted to. I know we are small country, but it sucks.
@opcode114
26 күн бұрын
Louis, in case you weren’t aware, you’re quite capable of being a world class orator. This was obvious from your first video when you spoke in a Public forum. Hopefully you and your benefactor have identified this and have plans on taking advantage of it. Your cats however, couldn’t care less. Texas looks good on you. Later dude!
@jordanreed5866
27 күн бұрын
I’d be really curious if it would be possible to bring their keyboard to iOS or if Apple’s ToS wouldn’t allow it.
@j100j
28 күн бұрын
I've always felt like I was typing drunk when using my phone's keyboard though.
@kurtvanluven9351
27 күн бұрын
I used to do my college math homework in class. If the professor asked for me to do a problem on the board, I would just copy my own work!
@johnsmith8981
27 күн бұрын
More like " Louis pulls a speech out of his memory" almost everything you said her has been said word for word in your prior videos. I Love the idea that he essentially improvised a speech on the spot and it was just one of his past videos coming up from his memory 😂
@Bassotronics
27 күн бұрын
The DMV .. Luis Rossman
@chrisleon27
28 күн бұрын
OK I downloaded it
@AdamBorseti
27 күн бұрын
Time to investigate myself on Google takeout! Hurray team Orwell! No secrets! No privacy! Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!
@BronzedTube
28 күн бұрын
Who better than you. Every single person who uses smart phones and home assistants need to see your video. It was actually because of your original video I went to check mine, and deleted them all.
@ZenMasterT
27 күн бұрын
Meanwhile LG TV's "No Signal" screensaver running in the background 😅
@wizarrc
25 күн бұрын
I would argue that those that DO read the EULA don't actually troll the comment section.
@ThisIsNotADrell
28 күн бұрын
hahaa, this man is a Legend
@SosumiInc
27 күн бұрын
Most important Tidbit of Info: Louis Rossmann Has his legal residence (Driver's license) set to New Hampshire.
@CorvusABray
28 күн бұрын
I do skim it for certain words and phrases.
@JTD472
25 күн бұрын
He was 19 in 2009? Jeez.. would not have guessed that
@theplasmawolf
26 күн бұрын
The biggest take I get from this is that we're of the same age. I don't know if that is a comforting or distressing thought for me...
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