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Luke falling in love with a computer was an idea so f*cked in the ass, I gagged as soon as I heard it.
The vomit went all over the floor, and I had to order a slave I bought on the dark web to clean it up, but threw up after me when I had to explain where the vomit came from, so I sent him down to the basement to be tortured for making a bigger mess.
So I went online and sent death threats to both the authors who wrote it. I then went through on the threats and hired a hitman off the dark web to take out both the authors so they could never insult people's intelligence again with their poor writing skills.
Anyways, a few days passed, and the hitman turned out to be a scam, and I had wasted twenty-thousand dollars on the service, so now I'm about to force my slave who was still in the basement to assassinate them instead.
But as soon as I gave him a loaded gun, he shot me and escaped, and now I'm bleeding on the floor, and dying slowly as I'm writing this. This all could've been prevented if George Lucas wasn't dumb enough to let two incompetent buffoons write a story for his franchise.
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