Vamp: now one last time, who sent you? me: my depression
@Revolvers-and-Roses
Жыл бұрын
Damn lmao
@calebsauter7674
Жыл бұрын
Him: Lets talk over tea Me: DAMN IT I CAME TO DIE NOT TO GET THERAPY
@GreysonAuctor
10 ай бұрын
😂 me
@Vixenschuuring
11 ай бұрын
"Let's chat over some tea" My first thought: "Please put poison in it"
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
Why would a vampire poison their own food? 🥲
@Vixenschuuring
11 ай бұрын
@@TheGuyNotHigh for the extra 🌌spice🌌
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
I thought that was what the adrenaline and cortisol were for 🤔
@Vixenschuuring
11 ай бұрын
@@TheGuyNotHigh nahh poison is better, trust me😂😂
@o..Moon_lover..o
Жыл бұрын
I told him to k¡ll me and and he wanna give me tea and therapy 💀
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Less messy. Smells better. Everyone's in a better mood too 😁
@anime.geek330
11 ай бұрын
Ikr, like bro this isn’t what I came here for😂😂
@rigure
11 ай бұрын
@@anime.geek330 I mean, I'll take it. Someone values my life? I have use to someone? I guess,I can give life another shot
@anime.geek330
11 ай бұрын
@@rigure nah. It’s been going on too long 😃 and I no longer trust people bc the person I trusted with all my trauma and issues called me pathetic and a bunch of other stuff
@rigure
11 ай бұрын
@@anime.geek330 Oh goodness, that's awful. Honestly though, in fantasy you KNOW they won't hurt you, cause they're not real. It's nice to at least imagine someone's there for you. Do you need me to send you a list of reasons to live by the way? I know it's stupid, but there's some really nice little things on there, that you can atleast enjoy from time to time. Like he said, I still have a goal. I haven't traveled yet and I need to go to Japan before anything, so I'm fine. But,I'm ofc worried for some people here. I don't know how old you are but I'd guess you're young enough to still have hope. They say that 30 is a year where lots of things change and usually if you're happy I think you get sadder but if you're not well life's supposed to get better, so I also have my hope on that... point is, I know life's a bitch and I'm not sure if I should really exist because I have no actual use, but I'm not ready to make an irreversible decision, so I really hope you won't either. I know they keep saying "it gets better" and it sounds like a load of BS but.. maybe just a little longer, the sun still shines and rain still calms me... so a little longer
@akirananimoto5843
11 ай бұрын
Him: "Collecting verious luxuries from around the world." Me: "You wouldn't happen to have the luxury of the will to live among all those, would you?"
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
"Hm, I may have just what you're looking for" 🧛♂️
@deaththekid6820
11 ай бұрын
"it would be wise to obey my orders when you're in my presence" and what are you gonna do? Kill me?
@LaonOfTheValley
Жыл бұрын
"My thralls have over 100 songs memorized..." - my guy sounds like he's advertising an mp3 player from the early 2000s 😔 also great work as usual!
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! Maybe, but the sound quality is significantly better 🎹
@ObeyMeF.MCOfficial
Жыл бұрын
The dead magicy people only have over 100 memorised? Pathetic. My brain is basically Spotify Premium.
@BunnyPonja
Жыл бұрын
I get food, shelter and a reason to live for my blood. Where i can sigh in ? 😂😂😂😂
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Try your luck at your local vampire manor 😂
@MysticGroveAudio
Жыл бұрын
I like to think the Count, in reality, is really sweet with his Thralls
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
I mean, they're not hunters anymore, right? I could see it. Thank you for listening!
@MysticGroveAudio
Жыл бұрын
@@TheGuyNotHigh I can see him acting mean towards them when other Vampires around, but once they leave he probably turns around and is like "I am so sorry!! 🥺 You guys know I don't mean any of it!!" And thank you for making the audio :3
@llaurenhholmes1162
Жыл бұрын
I think you should make this into a series and have the vampire fall in love with the human and he becomes very protective of her in and at the end of the series he should have to turn her into a vampire after she tried to kill her self.
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
If I was the one with a talent for writing, I may have written it already 😆. As it is, the writer has only written this scene for these characters and I don't know if they plan on writing more. I'll keep my eye out, though! Thank you for the comment!
@4amstorm
11 ай бұрын
NO BC I NEED THIS EXACT PLOT LINE TO BE WRITTEN AND EXECUTED
@microwavedmetal
11 ай бұрын
@@TheGuyNotHighnot chat gbt being able write a whole script 😂
@CereDulce37
8 ай бұрын
Her??? Gurl this is a M4A Yall want all of these for yourself
@Vera-ew1fj
7 ай бұрын
@@CereDulce37WRRDDDD FR HAHAHA
@ladysternchan
Жыл бұрын
This is not Evil... He is so nice❤ Again a great work❤❤
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! He really is probably a tsundere, even if he doesn't fit the typical trope.
@epicureanbard
2 ай бұрын
Vampire Lord: "Empty your pockets" Me: My liege, I am a female wearing skinny jeans. I don't *have* pockets. It's partly why I'm here.
@kaedatiger
11 ай бұрын
Suicide hotline is way more triggering for me than suicide content
@kimsmeltzer6083
11 ай бұрын
this is...unexpectedly therapeutic.
@user-vk7jl6hi7v
Жыл бұрын
"who sent you here" ...the rain.
@FaithMidnight
Жыл бұрын
A depressed human offers herself to you as food and you make her mental and physical health your priority? Are you really an evil vampire or just kill in self defense? (Just playing along with the audio here.) Can we get a part two?
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
*gasp* You say that I have..... Empathy?!? How dare you! Lol, thank you for the comment! As for part 2, the writer hasn't yet written a second part, nor do I know if they will yet. I'll be keeping an eye out myself as I, too, would like to see where this story may go.
@trystannwright4586
11 ай бұрын
As somebody who deals with depression quite a bit I Really like this audio it's been very helpful thank you
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the feedback 😊 It's good to know I've been able to make your day a little better, thank you ❤
@AnGerBomB
9 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that even though he's known as evil, he's usually just an asshole at worst.
@TheGuyNotHigh
9 ай бұрын
I'd say that's accurate, though I'd be pretty pissy if pretty much everyone who came to visit was trying to kill me 😅
@LarsonElle
11 ай бұрын
“Open your pockets. Neow 😡”
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
😾
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
I thought that emoji was gonna look more angry than it does after I posted it 😆
@stormywolfhowls
2 ай бұрын
I've been playing too much slay the spire... (Neow is a character)
@magnificoabsol
Жыл бұрын
This feels... nice, we came hoping for death and end up with at least a new purpose, even if it's only for company and feeding it feels hopeful.
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
It's one of the tropes of vampires I happen to really like. There's room for more in the story and time will tell if a part 2 comes out. Thank you for the comment!
@rigure
11 ай бұрын
He feels bad for taking our blood, but the main reason I love vampires is because I feel useless and the ONE thing I can't mess up is blood donations... Like, seriously, this is my ideal existence. Serving as a food source. Sad, maybe, but a human needs purpose and that's the only I can think of. If I weren't more of a burden I'd happily serve as his food until the day I die, so long as I have a job, so long as I'm useful.. And, well, the company and occasional words of encouragement do help...
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
And that vampire is also quite lonely. Probably would appreciate a hug every once in a while 🥰❤
@turt1esharkasmr
11 ай бұрын
I promise you're not useless, my friend. We're all special in our own ways and you being here right now is all the reason you need to keep going.
@turt1esharkasmr
Жыл бұрын
Yusssss! This is EXACTLY the vibe I had in mind when writing this script. You nailed it! Thanks so much for the fill! PS: I see a lot of requests for a part 2 in the comments. I can't make any promises, but I'll definately keep it in mind.
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Again, thank you so much for sharing your script! I'm so happy you enjoyed it!
@elizabethcanfield852
Жыл бұрын
Turtle, I’ve seen a couple of your scripts now and they’re so good!! I get excited when I see your name on them now :D
@turt1esharkasmr
Жыл бұрын
@@elizabethcanfield852 Awww, thank you! That means a lot ^_^
@Anton_the_Vampire
10 ай бұрын
"no purpose" sounds about right actually.
@hlajudhr
Жыл бұрын
This... actually helps a lot. Thank you for this
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Happy to help 😊 thank you for listening!
@Lt.SEC6248
11 ай бұрын
I myself personally do not have any 'You know what thoughts' But this has to arguably be one of the most interesting vampire ASMRs I have listened to in a while, what I really liked was how this Vampire is not truly evil in my mind because: 1. The only people that he kills and enslaves are people trying to kill him so it's Untimately self-defense on his end 2. He has unflinching empathy for the listener and wants nothing more than the listener to be happy and well! (Yes you can argue that ultimately it's a form of manipulation because they are being used as a food source but it's done in a way that it makes sense and not necessarily any form of malice in my opinion)
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
He definitely is only 'Evil' by reputation. He's got some selfish pragmatism from all the years of being hunted and shunned, but that flicker of empathy and compassion really ices the cake. I'm honestly a little surprised I haven't seen another fill for this yet.
@sophie.6924
4 ай бұрын
I appreciate the warnings and the hotline (even for my country!) I'm not gonna listen due to that, but I will look around your other audios. I got this in my recommends and was curious, and I guess some others might too. So thank you for putting trigger warnings 💕
@Womp_womp.to.you_
8 ай бұрын
All my attempts have failed lmao, and now ive made a promise w my friend if he doesnt die i wont either.
@otters.n.potstickers9631
Жыл бұрын
I honestly haven’t been having the best day, and this actually helped me feel better (at like 1 in the morning but shhhhh) Thanks, my dude :>
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Glad to be of service 😊 Thank you for listening!
@summershawley5052
Жыл бұрын
This was good. Loved it even. Maybe a part 2?
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the kind words! The writer hasn't written a part 2 at this point. I honestly am not sure if they will write a part 2, but I'll be checking their page in case it gets released
@summershawley5052
Жыл бұрын
@@TheGuyNotHigh even so. Can't wait for what audio will be next
@gabidagabida
Жыл бұрын
This was REALLY good, I couldn’t help but smile at the end. Made me really really happy. Have a wonderful day. Maybe a part 2?
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I'm glad it made you smile! The writer has only written this scene so far and I haven't heard anything alluding to a part 2. The script is only a week old at this point, so who knows?
@gabidagabida
Жыл бұрын
@@TheGuyNotHigh all cool! Either way it was quite nice and you did a good job ☺️
@2005hadeel
Жыл бұрын
I love evil vampires
@YueAki
3 ай бұрын
I really like this one. Makes me feel safe
@PrincessLydia
11 ай бұрын
I just stumbled upon this video, and I absolutely love the change of mood! Keep up the incredible work!
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! 🥰 I enjoy making this content, so there's plenty more to come 😊
@koogi5284
11 ай бұрын
THE HOTLINE CAME UP
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
👀
@gingerdude
Ай бұрын
This was very comforting
@anime.geek330
11 ай бұрын
FINALLY ONE FOR ME
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
Happy to be of service 😁
@puglife658
3 ай бұрын
If he’s not gonna kill me then no I can’t give him my blood. I can’t do blood. Not in that way at least. I mean maybe if he does it while I sleep and there are no wounds in the morning I could do it but anything other than that and no I can’t do it.
@jelly-cat-
11 ай бұрын
8:53 thats just a more often period 😂
@LilThreat88
7 ай бұрын
0:49 my answer: "Don't threaten me with a good time!" 😂 Excited for this! Just found your channel and subbed already!
@Ben4Life792
Жыл бұрын
alright. why did i cry? What kind of cursed magic is this?🤔🤔🤔
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, just reading off the spe- I mean script 🙄👀😶😁
@FaithMidnight
20 күн бұрын
I want a part two. I like this story.
@sejlina9140
11 ай бұрын
I love this audio really Part 2 pretty please😍❤️🥺
@TheGuyNotHigh
11 ай бұрын
The writer has said they'll keep it in mind, but I haven't seen anything yet. I try keep an eye out for any sequels for any of the scripts I fill 👁
@duhasharaf6442
Жыл бұрын
I needddd a parttt 2!!!
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
The writer has mentioned that they may consider writing a second part to this story. I'll be keeping an eye out if that happens 😀
@duhasharaf6442
Жыл бұрын
@@TheGuyNotHigh thank youu!!
@user-bm3cb6mv7m
10 ай бұрын
Part 2 pleasee
@TheGuyNotHigh
10 ай бұрын
The writer has said they may keep it in mind, so we will see 👀 Fingers crossed!
@ValerynValentine
Жыл бұрын
I LOVE HIM WHAT 🥹😭🥺
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Hehe, vampires do tend to have some *charm* to them
@GabrielMicheal77710
11 ай бұрын
I wish I were dead.
@turt1esharkasmr
11 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry you feel that way. I've been in your position before, and it's never easy. But I promise it does get better. I know it doesn't feel like it. I didn't think it would get better. But it did for me, so I know it will for you to. Trust me.
@GabrielMicheal77710
6 ай бұрын
@turt1esharkasmr Thank you. 😢
@ellisynpupx
Жыл бұрын
4:55 😳....... 🥲 this was oddly nice n comforting thanks for this ❤ btw what do we call you? (ive been calling u 'the guy' to friends LOL)
@TheGuyNotHigh
Жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you! Honestly, I realize I might not have thought that one all the way through.... If a script asks me to use my VA name, the plan is to stick with Guy or the long form, Guido
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