My grandpa always said that when the recession starts, the cows will be the first to be betrayed.
@TheCaramelCracker
4 ай бұрын
Officer balls
@aratherlargerodent
4 ай бұрын
@@TheCaramelCracker BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@musathelayerr
4 ай бұрын
Hope he is ok
@Revali69420
2 ай бұрын
@@TheCaramelCrackerback to the asylum inmate
@canochickensoup5096
Ай бұрын
@@Revali69420 off he goes
@ur_local_dragon_dealer
4 ай бұрын
"Cows are semi-aquatic i guess-" -Senyai 2024
@GoldenBlue...
4 ай бұрын
Because the cows are under inflation
@ViancaLouise1995
3 ай бұрын
I was gonna like this but it’s 911 so I’m just gonna leave this here instead. 🛩️🏙️💥🌇
@IndependentObserver
2 ай бұрын
I mean... kinda? They swim quite well.
@justahugenerd1278
Ай бұрын
Wait until he finds out that humans are 70% water
@ur_local_dragon_dealer
Ай бұрын
@@justahugenerd1278 LMFAO
@GremlinsUnited
4 ай бұрын
This channel had me high as hell, hungry af, typing "funny vegetarian bean chef guy on KZitem" into google like a senior citizen. Talking to my bro "it's like senpai beans or something." I was subscribed the whole time.
@kenkennedy8719
3 ай бұрын
Honestly same
@juhiazha9600
3 ай бұрын
his name might as well be senpai beans
@MarcoCaprini-do3dq
4 ай бұрын
"I need to justify eating pasta for the fifth time this week" Bro we Italians eat pasta every day.
@jmama8776
4 ай бұрын
But your justification is “I’m Italian”. He can’t use that
@-Jozef
4 ай бұрын
@@jmama8776I f*ckin love pasta, that’s my excuse
@TheCaramelCracker
4 ай бұрын
Officer balls
@mongo617
4 ай бұрын
Justification? I'm fucking cheap
@mufradr
4 ай бұрын
I mean the guy spamming officer balls
@Bella-th3gm
4 ай бұрын
“Thankfully no longer empathetic as the current state of the economy has hardened me” 💀 Though times truly, i applaud you for trying mate 🫡
@L83467
20 күн бұрын
which is weird cause like beans, lentils, tofu, tvp are all cheaper than beef
@imacarguy4065
8 күн бұрын
@@L83467 Exactly what I'm thinking!
@kylaluv8453
4 ай бұрын
Oh gosh, growing up on a farm, my sibling and I would name all the animals and then try and guess who we were eating. I feel so evil now.
@gabrielarrhenius6252
4 ай бұрын
meanwhile my mother who had fun helping her cousins with their cows (including helping the bull impregnate them) as a kid/teen... If they aren't for milk they are for meat
@Reed9277
4 ай бұрын
My sister’s friend growing up had chickens that her dad reared, and the kids would name them… after what dish they wanted made out of them 😂- “that one’s Fried Chicken” “and that one’s Chicken Soup!” and so on 😂
@439801RS
4 ай бұрын
Hilarious 🙄@@Reed9277
@SSStofu008
4 ай бұрын
That’s because it is evil but you aren’t a evil person if you feel bad you don’t need to do it
@SSStofu008
4 ай бұрын
@@gabrielarrhenius6252don’t you think that’s preverted looking back at it It’s no different from z00philes
@2ndRelease
4 ай бұрын
Try adding a full bottle of wine and half a hedge of thyme/rosemary 👌🏽
@Dan-vx7yo
4 ай бұрын
A full bottle ?
@2ndRelease
4 ай бұрын
@@Dan-vx7yo honestly, yes 😅 Let it simmer till thick, up to couple hours, or let it rest over night
@lukasp.8298
4 ай бұрын
yea, and also don't skip the pork i even like to add some pancetta.
@BoHorn
4 ай бұрын
@@Dan-vx7yowine is crucial but like 2 cups to simmer really, a full bottle is nonsense lol. Full bottle is crazy talk unless you working a kitchen pot and even then.
@BoHorn
4 ай бұрын
@@2ndReleaseyou dont have to reduce a full bottle of wine holy shit, thats a waste of wine cooking wine or not
@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275
4 ай бұрын
I’m so glad that this comment section isn’t toxic unlike other comment sections from vegan youtubers who made videos about quitting veganism.
@Randomly_Browsing
4 ай бұрын
That Vegan Teacher reference?
@travelator3035
4 ай бұрын
They all wanted those bean dishes. They didn’t care if he was vegan/vegetarian/carnivore.
@melika4853
4 ай бұрын
"I need to justify eating pasta for eating pasta for the fifth time this week" Felt so real😭🤚🏻
@eyetrollin710
4 ай бұрын
I'm currently living on Vancouver Island and about 7 years ago I was doing a survey along the waterfront for a Rancher who had cows,, and I can confirm that cows love frolicking in the sea...... it was shocking
@tefnutofhoney2832
14 күн бұрын
As a non vegan, ive managed to compartmentalize it. Food animals are different to companion animals, though the distinction is little more than a title. At the same time, i do think food animals deserve better, more ethical treatment. Even if their fate is being slaughtered for consumption, they deserve a happy life until then.
@shadow_gamer_5110
4 ай бұрын
I love this guy, he is so chill
@nav24648
4 ай бұрын
It is always a day when my lean mean green bean machine uploads
@ORte_
4 ай бұрын
bro's learning how to cook meat for the first time for a year now 😭
@really_redwing
4 ай бұрын
you should make pancakes. idk why, but I feel like you’d make hella good pancakes.
@phantion8857
4 ай бұрын
PLEASE DO A RECIPE BOOK OF THESE !!
@tuntalia
4 ай бұрын
Cows are a freshwater species, therefore there is no salt to shrivel them up
@Azamiko
4 ай бұрын
Your cooking looks so good I could never (I somehow burnt rice)
@Lukas-rt3do
4 ай бұрын
if your ground beef releases a lot of water at the start just dont crush it instantly just let the block sit and get seared on this side then you can macke big chunks wait chop and then it should not water at all
@SillyWinnetka
4 ай бұрын
how tf did your cinematography get so good
@Mochiii26
Ай бұрын
my mom said the same thing as you about eating an animal that you take care of. When she arrived to the U.S she lived with her family including my great gma, and she had chickens. My mom helped raised the chickens and the mama hens. One day my grandma killed and cooked the hen, and then presented it on the dinner table. No one that day wanted to eat dinner, they were all so upset. Mind you this was normal for my grandma killing and eating what you raised she used to live on a farm. Not normal to anyone else though since they didn’t live on a farm and weren’t brought up the same way she was. She just thought animals like livestock not as pets. I couldn’t possibly eat an animal i raised or take care to either it’s so sad 😢
@LiterallyTheRealBatman
4 ай бұрын
Bolognese is an S teir meal Change my mind
@Kanu03
4 ай бұрын
i can't argue with facts
@Tacotruckman0099
4 ай бұрын
Fax
@ivorycxxxx
4 ай бұрын
F Tier, easily one of the worst foods to be created.
@MarcoCaprini-do3dq
4 ай бұрын
Why do you think that?@@ivorycxxxx
@tomatoo2486
4 ай бұрын
Not good, I prefer spaghetti Napoli, it’s the safer option. If you get a bad Napoli it will most likely be just bland, but bolognese can get nasty 🤢 if it’s bad it is truly foul
@lemonbat1971
4 ай бұрын
bolognese, my favourite meal. thank you senyai!
@cinderblocktreehouse
4 ай бұрын
Him: quitting being vegan Me: YES YES YES
@SSStofu008
4 ай бұрын
Why?
@cinderblocktreehouse
4 ай бұрын
@@SSStofu008 well uh I’m happy for him because meat is such a good food
@SSStofu008
4 ай бұрын
@@cinderblocktreehouse but why do you care so much I get that you like how meat taste but why do you care what others eat as a meat eater
@cinderblocktreehouse
4 ай бұрын
@@SSStofu008 should I not care?
@SSStofu008
4 ай бұрын
@@cinderblocktreehouse yea it doesn’t make sense for a meat eater to care if someone eats meat in the vegans case it makes more sense since they believe they are affecting the animals but why do you care
@asheeandmonkey9855
3 ай бұрын
You never need to justify pasta, for it already has a reason to be eaten...it's _pasta_ . I eat plenty of other things, but pasta is a big staple in my kitchen...along with cheese. 😂
@HellsCowBoy666
Ай бұрын
Pro tip: cook the veggies in tallow instead of oil for a more meaty flavor.
@The_Devourer_Of_Gods
4 ай бұрын
Wow hes so calm now, hes matured
@Thebelieverinmagic
4 ай бұрын
Never be ashamed of your voice mate never listen to them opinions always listen to your mind and heart only in that direction otherwise you're going to end up in a completely wrong state like me Idk if it's going to reach you or not but take care anyways you're great at what you're doing mate thank you for being yourself
@Behold_I_am_Egg
4 ай бұрын
But Bean King... You do know that it can be much cheaper to eat vegetarian than to buy meat, right? 😂 Still glad to see you cooking and enjoying food though. :) I grew up often visiting my grandparents house in the countryside and they would let their neighbor's cows graze in their field, so I got to see many mother cows and their calves be sweet and frolic and play together like oversized puppies over the years, and that made me no longer want to eat beef either. Sorry you're feeling hardened, Hubey. Maybe you should try some great depression era recipes or some hard time/struggle meal recipes, to see if any of those are good? :) I hear that slug burgers are supposed to be pretty tasty, and there's no actual slug in them, to be clear. 😅🙂👍🏻 If you're still in a pasta mood though, chili or chili with cheese over spaghetti is a cheap staple meal that I was raised on for a few years a kid. You can make up a big batch of it and eat leftovers for days. If you get tired of the same texture after a couple of days, have it between pieces of garlic toast or cheese toast as a sandwich for some crunch and/or gooey cheesiness. ✨🥪✨ If you make up a big batch of chili, you can have those plus chili dogs, chili and cheese over baked potato,or even freeze some of the chili so you can pop it into a slowcooker to heat it back up and not have to worry about dinner later. Poverty meals are sometimes bomb, especially if you're hungry, but if you make chili over noodles too often you might end up completely hating chili for a while. 😂 It's better as a meal on rotation.
@turkcandenizu
2 ай бұрын
Duolingo once said "learn Portuguese or will turn you into a bolognese"
@bthtea6879
4 ай бұрын
Delicious
@icarusstones5911
2 ай бұрын
Store bought ground meat is actually ground meat and ice cubes. I’m sure there is a legal limit to the added ice.
@vpaul4374
4 ай бұрын
Yo, that one recipe was pretty. good and easy too. 10/10
@tempestroadside
4 ай бұрын
literally got the heebie jeebie shivers up my spine not hearing you talk daddy im scared please talk to us
@SG-be5rq
4 ай бұрын
Why is carrot in you sufrido 3x the size of your celery and onions?
@AntoninoParino
2 ай бұрын
You say that, but you’ve not been with me after a plane crash in the Himalayas. You’re not you when you’re hungry 😂
@grimble4564
4 ай бұрын
Spaghetti Bolognese is one of God's great gifts to humanity and don't you forget it
@ndlringsayeed7458
4 ай бұрын
“Im cooking meat for the first time” 8th video cooking meat
@mrflopa3684
4 ай бұрын
Whatever pays the bill bro🙏
@DownbeatNova
2 ай бұрын
As a vegetarian, beef bolognese sounds damn good right now
@ardenalexa94
16 күн бұрын
I feel like impossible beef would be a good substitute. I haven’t tried beyond beef yet but I have tried the impossible burger and impossible sausage at Starbucks. Both are good. It’s just the after taste you have to get used to. Crumbled tofu, since tofu is cheaper would probably be a good substitute too. Tofu is cheaper at Aldi if you have one near you. I’m a vegetarian too.
@racinreese1467
4 ай бұрын
Please answer the man or bear debate while making bear confit sliders.
@Sl33pyfuck113
4 ай бұрын
KZitem really shafted the og video huh
4 ай бұрын
“i’m no longer empathetic, as the current state of the economy has hardened me” 😭
@firemarioproductions2003
Ай бұрын
Insert angry vegan teacher video.
@TheStopShort
3 ай бұрын
There was so much water in the beef because you crowded the pan. Having too much food in one place while cooking, meat or veggies or whatever, will create steam and cause them to sweat. Use less if you want less moisture and that nice browning effect.
@aaliyahsmith9723
4 ай бұрын
Dude needs to work out whether he was vegetarian or vegan
@Teeftlis
4 ай бұрын
pretty sure he was vegan for a few years, vegetarian for a few years after that, and now he is neither
@IjeomaThePlantMama
4 ай бұрын
He's an avid runner. Worry about your own physique weirdo
@evankuhn2590
19 сағат бұрын
I don’t think he was ever either in the first place.
@Sneckybushpotato
4 ай бұрын
I show cows it takes so much water to wash them
@frytura
4 ай бұрын
Pasta is all about that sauce. Meat or vegetable doesnt really matter, but i'm a sucker for a sweet sligthly peppered bolognese.
@KatieWYT
4 ай бұрын
Thought you used to be vegetarian?
@ethanconnolly4328
4 ай бұрын
You should use tomato concentrate from tomato puree, and beef stock to make a real ragu ✌🏻
@topazmaymemory2982
4 ай бұрын
Buy your mince/ground beef from a butcher. Commercial beef is filled with water to inflate the price
@Reed9277
4 ай бұрын
Seconding this! There’s a legally allowed amount of water that they can inject into various meats and fish and such.
@epic7224
4 ай бұрын
American food is wild 😅
@gammelboy15
4 ай бұрын
@@epic7224sadly thats not an american thing, I'm literally eating bolognese right now, and I'm german, and I had the same thing.
@DarshanSubramoniam
4 ай бұрын
Bro quit being vegan at least 10 times
@ZavHustles
4 ай бұрын
He wasn’t even vegan, he’s just desperate for views so he keeps saying he quit veganism
@adelineboswell6791
4 ай бұрын
@@ZavHustles I was wondering about that. Our man sure uses a lot of (real) cheese for a vegan 🤔
@JoJosBizarreAdventureAddict
4 ай бұрын
@@adelineboswell6791There’s something called a pescatarian.
@IHL2005
4 ай бұрын
@@ZavHustles i just discovery this man like a week ago and dude its so blatand that It has to be a gag or something because its just to in the face, that or the brain rot is worst than i thought
@Unvaccinated69
3 ай бұрын
@JoJosBizarreAdventureAddict that's a fish based diet. What does that have to do with vegans and cheese?
@GrayMatter337
3 ай бұрын
i feel theres a spaghetti and meatballs vid somewhere on the horizon thats gonna be a culinary darkhorse in this cooking meat group of vids youre doin
@artistbervucci1716
4 ай бұрын
Before you said you were vegetarian, not vegan - make up your own mind!
@phil09181
4 ай бұрын
THE YAPPING IS BACK YEAHHHHH
@squezary
4 ай бұрын
Gotta get some red wine in there too, highly recommend
@fazeunderscore-zj3ik
4 ай бұрын
I'm here to remind you that you got a B- in chemistry that one time in college
@Goggerbog
3 ай бұрын
I recommend adding some heavy cream and graded Parmesan
@robertamckeon5082
4 ай бұрын
I'm glad the yapping is back.
@evesyoutube3020
4 ай бұрын
the vidan teacher punching the air
@phone_gal
4 ай бұрын
i am actually curious what is the reason you quit veganism? or is it genuinely the economy
@No_Pyro
4 ай бұрын
Have you ever considered longer videos that are not shorts? You have not posted one in a while
@MFCSteele
4 ай бұрын
Had a cow named Scooter. Scooterburgers were delicious
@mruno_j
4 ай бұрын
not bro making his full personality about quitting veganism
@samandmikikhardian1117
3 ай бұрын
BUTCHER STORE MEAT OVER STORE BOUGHT. The store bought meats will usually have dye and water added.
@Gooseknox
4 ай бұрын
So where's that 1 hour chewing asmr vid you promised?
@mercenarygundam1487
4 ай бұрын
If the animals can talk, they'd be cursing my name
@Ian-nl9yd
23 күн бұрын
Cheaper meat tends to have more water in it. Of course, all meat will have some water that needs to cook off. But, really, if you're buying like $4/lbs beef, you're cheating yourself, because you're really paying $4 for half a pound of beef and half a pound of water. That $4/lbs is really $8/lbs. The $6/lbs organic shit is actually probably a better deal.
@agent8playz889
4 ай бұрын
You should try it with ground lamb
@toastedMcguire
4 ай бұрын
We love you man, even though your face takes up 97% of the worlds grease 🫡
@papayadoodlez9994
4 ай бұрын
Cows drink 3 bathtubs of water a day.
@lancesrr4124
4 ай бұрын
Meat is always better when cooked right just need the right seasoning or preparation method and it’ll be delicious.
@Aarygon
4 ай бұрын
I used to help raise chickens in my town. My favourite day when I got to eat Blue, this giant rooster was a giant dickhead. I have scars from him kicking me, I'm so glad we got to eat him. He was delicious enchiladas
@Trainskitsetc
4 ай бұрын
Parsley? Not basil? Are you okay?
@missanthropy6174
4 ай бұрын
Dude you were never vegan. You never stopped eating animal products.
@Eezer_77
4 ай бұрын
Vegetarian* Vegan gets more views
@missanthropy6174
4 ай бұрын
@@Eezer_77 first of all, fish is not a part of a vegetarian diet, but more importantly, words have meaning and the misuse of them warps society’s understanding. It’s shit like this that is the reason the vast majority of the people I encounter still try to give me cheese even though I’ve made it perfectly clear that I’m vegan. It’s because bozos on the internet will call themselves vegan while still scarfing dairy, eggs, and fish for 7 years 😑
@NokiaTheReuploader
4 ай бұрын
@@missanthropy6174im vegetarian and i dont understand why people think eating fish is okay even tho its the same as eating others, where did this even come from?
@missanthropy6174
3 ай бұрын
@@NokiaTheReuploaderI don’t know. I was vegetarian for a while before becoming educated about the egg and dairy industry and going vegan and people constantly thought fish was fine for me. I’ve been vegan for 13 years now and if I had a nickel for every time someone thought being vegan meant I didn’t eat gluten, I’d be able to fill a tub with nickels. The word “vegan” actually has a meaning and it’s people like this that misuse and abuse the meaning of the world to their big and otherwise ignorant audiences that contribute to the confusion. He claims to be an ex vegan, but he never boycotted animal products with the goal of ending animal exploitation (which is what a vegan actually is). He was never even a vegetarian because he never stopped eating fish. It’s BS.
@NokiaTheReuploader
3 ай бұрын
@@missanthropy6174 yeah, I hate people who say they are vegetarian and eat fish, Just be honest, they aint vegetarian
@thepeach1825
4 ай бұрын
We named out cow hamburger, you can imagine what happened to him
@jacywilson
4 ай бұрын
They add water the the meat to increase the weight as well
@sunshineandrei2569
Ай бұрын
Btw Bolognese literally just is meat sauce, thats it
@Hydra_Quartz
2 ай бұрын
keep it up, Hubert 🔥
@Nick-cp4td
4 ай бұрын
Naaah man,i grew up on a farm, u get to kill your favorite animal at like 8 years old 💀
@queenscylla90
3 ай бұрын
So is it really hard to uh... Eat these kinds of animals once you've taken care of them? I don't know. I come from farm people and poor people in general. So anything that moves isn't safe from the pot.
@imacarguy4065
8 күн бұрын
Obviously he's semi-trolling but the idea that its cheaper to eat meat than legumes is blatantly false. Im saying this as an omnivore btw. The amount of food an animal like a cow needs to eat PER DAY, to produce about 400K calories of food is insane. Which is why they make them eat corn and soy meal/ soya chunks.
@braydenmcgill3573
4 ай бұрын
Imagine getting a B minus in a college chemistry class
@NcowAloverZI
Ай бұрын
One cow will last you a year!
@Idkwhyimheredude
4 ай бұрын
Bro the vegan teacher gonna come for you I wish you luck dude 😭✋
@SathyStudios
4 ай бұрын
L- I have been Vegetarian for my whole life
@SSStofu008
4 ай бұрын
Exactly imagine stabbing animals in the back literally But you should look into dairy eggs and honey too
@NokiaTheReuploader
4 ай бұрын
@@SSStofu008im vegetarian because not im gluten and lactose intolerant
@starlamytruelove
2 ай бұрын
ok
@SathyStudios
2 ай бұрын
@SSStofu008 I can have eggs and honey. I typically don't have eggs if I don't have to, and I always have wither almond or oat milk.
@SSStofu008
2 ай бұрын
@@SathyStudios you never have to and you don’t need hoeny either
@maikebaier8004
4 ай бұрын
Bowl and Hase 💀😂
@TTVEnzym3046
2 ай бұрын
Make it again but with more of the meat sauce and put bbq sauce in it
@Luxkywalk3r
4 ай бұрын
Where's the wine. Also, can you please do the revolution over there, it makes no sense how much US veg's cost
@lucamorcy6354
4 ай бұрын
don't wanna offend or anything, i also eat meat, just wanted to ask why did you quit being a vegeterian, was it for health issues or something like that?
@holycarp9805
4 ай бұрын
He said, and I quote, "he was curious"
@lucamorcy6354
4 ай бұрын
@@holycarp9805 got it, thank you
@Phyco_TH
4 ай бұрын
Well now you are not vegan you should make a French dinner, in English it is called Steak with green sauce and fries
@abi3683
4 ай бұрын
Hey what’s the name of that knife you use?
@Nyan4Eon
16 күн бұрын
Ngl I kind of want to go vegetarian
@emhooaryou698
2 күн бұрын
Try it! Even if you don't fully commit, it never hurts to learn some meat-less meals.
@Nyan4Eon
2 күн бұрын
@@emhooaryou698 I have been trying it actually! It's been going quite well!
@BasedCroatia
3 ай бұрын
You should’ve added some Wine and added Pork
@WolfBetter
4 ай бұрын
as an Italian, that's some nasty sauce.
@mormacil
4 ай бұрын
Okay so two things on the meat part. First please brown the meat prior to simmering, get that Maillard reaction going. Secondly, there's a reason they do both pork (a fatty meat) and beef (a lean meat) together. They compliment each other. So you need both for the full experience. Anyway on a personal note add some fennel seeds to the whole thing, really add a nice note to the sauce.
@krestonwright8642
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back brother 🥩
@bogiberson2558
4 ай бұрын
I name every pork tenderloin I carve up, just so that I can taste the personality
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