A woke man tries to ban some popular children's books at the British Library.
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Librarian: Welcome to the British Library
Kaiden: I’m looking for a list of children’s books for a research project for my PhD
L: Oh, that sounds intriguing
K: Well would you possibly be able to find the following books: Thomas The Tank Engine by Wilbert Awdry, The Little Prince by that French Dude, The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle and The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
L: No problem. We have them all They’re all alphabeticised so you should easily find them.
K: I’m sorry, would you be able to find them for me? I urgently need the bathroom
L: Er, OK. I’ll get them
K: I’ll be back in a few minutes It’s urgent
L: OK Thanks for that information
L: Oh you’re back. I thought you’d fallen in
K: OK. Did you get them for me?
L: Yes. What’s your thesis about? if you don’t mind me asking
K: Thanks. I’m writing a thesis on how everything was unethical and shit in the past through the medium of children’s literature. Ah? "Thomas the Tank Engine". Nothing but glorification of rigid hierarchies, promoting unsustainable + exploitative economic systems. That’s some fucked up shit
L: Ah, possibly. But you know, the stories also emphasize teamwork and friendship, regardless of gender. Plus, they’re even working on newer adaptations to address those concerns
K: Hmm, Interesting. I’m keen to see how Howard Pyle represents the African-American played by Morgan Freeman in the novel because I see him as being every bit as important to the story as the eponymous Angry White Male, Robin Hood
L: I think you’ll find that particular character was created for the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves film. Many people have criticized Warner Brothers for what some call the Noble Savage racist concept, where the uncivilized tribesman shows the innate goodness in humanity through his loyalty to the white savior
K: OMG. You’re like so right! Awesome! But I tell you what I want to know Why did that Sheriff dude have to be a CIS-male? It’s just a boys club
L: What about Maid Marian? She’s been lauded by feminists as being one of the first strong-female role models in English literature
K: Tokenism. Nothing but sheer tokenism or gender misrepresentation. She could've been a trans woman
L: I think when you look at literature, you need to look at the historical context of the day. You can’t write a book predicting how people will think several centuries later or drugs that may be there to change levels of testosterone
K: Nonsense. This vile shit needs to be canceled. It’s abject repression of minorities and just spreads ignorance
L: It could be argued that it’s the opposite. Literature documents the social changes in human evolution and
K: It’s sheer misogynistic ignorance. These books should be burned.
L: I’m afraid, you won’t be allowed to take any books out if you intend to burn them.
K: I’m gonna do that. I’m gonna write this paper and then tell everyone on Twitter to reject this vile pulp fiction. Now what’s this? The Little Prince. Colonial undertones, with the portrayal of different planets and their inhabitants as simplistic and somewhat condescending, reflecting the colonial mindset of the time.
L: The Little Prince explores universal themes of love, loss, the search for meaning, emphasizing the importance of seeing with the heart + valuing the intangible. It’s a good book!
K: Yeah! Yeah! That’s just offensive! It’s very fucking Daily Mail! The Very Hungry Caterpillar? Excessive eating normalizes gluttony + unsustainable consumption patterns. Making white privileged middle class morons like you body-shame the obese community. It’s disgusting! You know, you’re just another slave to the patriarchy. You’re so full of shit I’m gonna video this + put it on Twitter and show the world that sexism, climate change denial, racism + colonialism're still celebrated in this library. I’m gonna tweet about it now
L: Please don’t use your phone in here, sir! There are rules in here
K: No, you’ve forced me to react this way. I didn’t want to be forced to do this to you, lady but you need to be exposed. I’m going to get my phone out right now!
L: Sir I do have to
VO: Shoot Your Muck With Chugg Vision - Best girls on the net!’
K: Oh shit! I forgot to switch it off
L: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave You're disturbing the other patrons and violating library rules
Kaiden: Ok Right Yeah
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