Jay: Why do you think so many Mario Kart KZitemrs have such a tough time? Me: *Laughs in Mankalor*
@tony6666
4 жыл бұрын
@@DHVF28 NMeade doesnt have the subs Mankalor does
@chris_ss2
4 жыл бұрын
@@tony6666 what about troy
@tyleraws
3 жыл бұрын
*laughs in TWD98*
@bryanmartinez341
4 жыл бұрын
JayMoji: Have you ever walked up to someone in a mall and greeted them? Me in 2020: What’s greeting?
@agamerslifetorture6274
4 жыл бұрын
when you think 202 is ganna be a great year till this
@alyssa-nx9ch
4 жыл бұрын
@@agamerslifetorture6274 202?
@annagrace2604
4 жыл бұрын
2021 will be the alien apocalypse with the luck we've had this year!
@annagrace2604
4 жыл бұрын
And to think that I would be excited for 2020 when it was still 2019
@polymerwario
4 жыл бұрын
@@agamerslifetorture6274 "ganna"
@otcq
4 жыл бұрын
"When your opponent says good luck it has a sour tone" -Jaymoji, 2020 Me: So wishing good luck is bad, huh
@aalirillazz5558
3 жыл бұрын
Lol knowing humans at this age he's not wrong ya know
@lunarqi
3 жыл бұрын
well if it's from an enemy, it IS passive-aggresive because they're going against you. so really they're wishing you good luck against them
@kristyhunt4410
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much.
@kingdanett4043
4 жыл бұрын
9:12 I've tried that alarm tone idea with the guardian music from breath of the wild and I could only do it for 2 days because I got so heckin scare out of my mind
@GuyThatLikesYohane
4 жыл бұрын
You and Mario kart 8 online are in an abusive relationship the game beats you and makes you sad but you keep coming back.
@tyler6643
4 жыл бұрын
Technically this isn't Mario Kart 8.
@Adam-bz7hi
4 жыл бұрын
@@tyler6643 does it really matter if its the deluxe version or not its still the exact same game with a few changes
@palathaxx
3 жыл бұрын
Good ol’ bad ol’ Stockholm
@Adam-bz7hi
3 жыл бұрын
@Julio Paulino its more like this is the definitive version of the game but whatever
@CYBERR0CKS
4 жыл бұрын
2:18 - 2:43 That me in Private Battles in splatoon where a person's rank is like A+ and they play like an X ranked.
@ryan_0000
4 жыл бұрын
Man, I missed playing with you
@seniorshrek6197
4 жыл бұрын
Your kind isn’t allowed here.
@larryvilla6869
4 жыл бұрын
R u a plussy too
@phantolmao
4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@bobbiegibbs7404
4 жыл бұрын
(Pumpkinsbwith
@ryan_0000
4 жыл бұрын
You guys realize you can’t join a friend like that in Mario kart?
@friendthebarrel154
4 жыл бұрын
Look up "We take those" In the dictionary and this video will come up
@willleal1208
4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ANSKZ_
4 жыл бұрын
5:12 Sorry for inserting logic into what is clearly a joke, but the Switch can actually tell if a capture card is being used. If you boot up Hulu with a capture card it’ll tell you to unplug it. Just something interesting about the Switch.
@ketixo8082
4 жыл бұрын
"No hard feelings but I don't like you and I wanna win" Me @ the random 12 yr old that said I can't beat them at Mario Kart
@srs_bro9855
4 жыл бұрын
"Watch where you're putting that banana dude" the best thing jay ever said
@yoshtotoct
4 жыл бұрын
4:30 So terrible puns result in being terribly pun-ished? ...I shall brace myself for a Blue Shell.
@raliaid3355
4 жыл бұрын
(slow clapping intensifies)
@ocaptainpriss
4 жыл бұрын
I've always thought it was weird when King Boo gets affected by the Boo special haha Like how/why/what???
@JayMoji
4 жыл бұрын
it be ya own blood
@elliegrace4282
4 жыл бұрын
@@JayMoji it's like when your siblings take your midnight snacks
@elliegrace4282
4 жыл бұрын
@@JayMoji it's treason
@babywizard9027
4 жыл бұрын
Or when Inkling gets affected by the blooper.
@ocaptainpriss
4 жыл бұрын
Nodrik Lucero Inklings are affected by other Inkling’s ink so 🤷🏻♀️
@aceofspace5940
4 жыл бұрын
*me peacefully watching the video* *ad pops up* First sentence: "And then we see a sexy demon- I mean Satan." Me: *cough cough* "WHAT?!"
@ooodt69
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yea i seen those ad
@sauce3996
4 жыл бұрын
Jay: Ok I’m finally first don’t take it for granted. Also Jay: runs into a tree
@JayMoji
4 жыл бұрын
thats how we do things here
@invisiblejay
4 жыл бұрын
Jay: I don't play shyguy much Me and my siblings: Shyguy Clan
@KarsWithKyle
4 жыл бұрын
We ride as black shy guy and black yoshi, and we call it shigga and yigga
@otcq
4 жыл бұрын
@@KarsWithKyle wtf are u on crack
@KarsWithKyle
4 жыл бұрын
No Why? Who told you. Ok maybe I am you want some
@ursulabest8115
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry I’m in the Yoshi squad :/
@ingridsoleil
4 жыл бұрын
"And 2 of them are Billie eilish" lmao that's so correct it's disgusting 🤣
@_lesliemarquez8
4 жыл бұрын
Me: in first place Blue shell: It’s a free real estate. (Btw Jay I got some of your merch and it came in today! I am so happy!!! Keep doing what you are doing Jay!!)
@doiyoboiyo
4 жыл бұрын
6:51 My brain: MaTt FrOm WiI sPoRtS
@wsgshane
4 жыл бұрын
when jay says "have you ever greeted someone?" me in may 2020: how do i greet someone
@spacecat810
4 жыл бұрын
1:18 look at mii on the map
@JaySlosh
4 жыл бұрын
In my experience playing MK8DX, Toad's Harbor is ALWAYS popular. Doesn't matter if we played it two races ago, most people still pick it.
@bagelgod946
4 жыл бұрын
Because it THAT good...
@WillSchofe890
4 жыл бұрын
Well playing Mario Kart made Jay sad. But in this hard time it really made me smile. Thanks Jay.
@friendthebarrel154
4 жыл бұрын
Boomerang Baby Josh is my sleep paralysis demon.
@bigmangeorgie7952
4 жыл бұрын
You should play splatoon 2 but fully zoomed in with the zoom feature
@nutelasaur9453
4 жыл бұрын
And splatterscope
@tay1291
4 жыл бұрын
3:57 This reminds me of a moment from a certain gaming channel......hmmmm "Oh my God I went from 11th to first" "HOW DID YOU FIRST?!" "And you went from first to 11th!!" *screams*
@ursulabest8115
4 жыл бұрын
2:04 me: in this time......The only people I talk to as my blood....
@cringmemes7584
3 жыл бұрын
Mario kart online is total chaos. I usually get first on every race on single player, but online, my best was 2nd on an ultra rare occasion. I mainly get like 6th or 8th place online.
@agamerslifetorture6274
4 жыл бұрын
"Dry Bones and White YOshi are the same thing." -Jaymoji 2020
@ursulabest8115
4 жыл бұрын
He forgot the noise.....
@bernhardv.4012
4 жыл бұрын
Probably you should Play MK8D with Fyrus or the whole TFF. That would be great!
@nutelasaur9453
4 жыл бұрын
Failboat has a video with them, check it out!
@bernhardv.4012
4 жыл бұрын
@@nutelasaur9453 ty for mentioning it
@Dellors-Civic
4 жыл бұрын
0:43 I mean, she no doubt looks like someone who wants to destroy me in competition.
@DaRamnGod
4 жыл бұрын
It's like when there that one person with their name in a weird font in splatoon 2
@Purityszn
4 жыл бұрын
9:34 me watching this at 6:03am I rlly needa sleep soon 🤣
@lukerhoades4707
4 жыл бұрын
"I knew somehow that I was gonna manage to run into that" So relatable.
@porklord5424
4 жыл бұрын
8:35 WHY DIDNT HE PICK MOUNT WARIO!
@tyler6643
4 жыл бұрын
Is Mount Wario a Command or a Racecourse?
@porklord5424
4 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke, chill
@RhythmicWaluigi
4 жыл бұрын
Jay:I FINALLY GOT 4000 Failboat in the top right corner:Yeah you did it
@gabbylemii3884
4 жыл бұрын
8:39 along with two Mii’s as Billie Eilish, I see a Nezuko Kamada from Demon Slayer. Anyone else? Btw ur vids r funny and I luv it
@mangoshroom7572
4 жыл бұрын
Ey remember kiwi from ur twitch stream? (The squidbagger XD) well she's one of my best friends and I wanna say thank u so much for noticing her she was spamming me so hard about that and u made her day keep up the good work 👌🏼
@strangerluvrr
4 жыл бұрын
7:20 who else said go go go go... YES! at the same time as jaymoji?
@gabrielmoravargas4728
4 жыл бұрын
People: No! King Boo is suposed to be scary! He is the main villain of Luigi's Mansion! Jay: haha King Boo holding a tiny boo, so cute!
@bagelgod946
4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the 100k sliver play button! I watched the vod and it made me so happy to see you get something you wanted for so long and how much it means to you.
@chamab.6800
3 жыл бұрын
The clock tower race at about 8:15. Omg! I’m crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@svantelundgren395
4 жыл бұрын
I really love your channel and you are my favorite KZitemr keep up the good work Jay
@dontmindme9514
4 жыл бұрын
3:54 JayMoji:"I can do this, I can do this..." Also him:"I SCREWED MYSELF" (Btw how many times he says "Screw" in his videos...? 🤔)
@lv-ag6129
4 жыл бұрын
What Makes Me SO Sad The Fact That we Need Nintendo Switch Online To Play MK8D’s Online
@DrP3pperIsLife
4 жыл бұрын
Jay: **runs into clock** Also Jay: for some reason i thought could go through it Me: Man physics suck
@gabrieldurao9227
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing this guy play mario kart 8 online reminds me of desbug playing smm2 online
@Aqalad2781
2 жыл бұрын
6:38 "Watch where you're putting that banana dude."
@devotedtodreams
Жыл бұрын
Online play has taught me humility - I always play to win, but even if it's not a win, as long as my character is happy, I'm (sorta) happy. Also, while online play can be exciting, it's more boring for me now, simply because it feels like the same handful of courses gets played over and over again ad nauseum. Like, Bangkok Rush can get selected 4-5 times within 45 minutes! I wish they'd let us choose from more courses instead of just three + random...
@veggietablz
3 жыл бұрын
2:03 There communicating through there emotions and talking about how they are going to break free from there chains and live a good life and 1 is talking about there secret cult to get the gods to free them
@dumbun6660
4 жыл бұрын
5:44 Booception
@mrunktarian5283
4 жыл бұрын
I love your enthusiasm
@loryoshidragon870
3 жыл бұрын
One time, I was playing one of the table minigames in New Super Mario Bros. DS and I got salty on Luigi. So he got me from 25 points (not coins) to 5 points. I did apologize to him.
@shuggielicious3459
4 жыл бұрын
I just subscribed to you earlier today and I’m already glad to see you posting
@Solstice2820
3 жыл бұрын
“This is so intense racing” Me: *laughs in 200cc World Cup*
@nathanpixelkid
4 жыл бұрын
The mad lad, Minecraft Dungeons is out today and he over here playin Mario Kart. What a mad lad.
@LuigiMarioOfficialOldAcc
3 жыл бұрын
10:50 does anyone see Failboat’s switch profile pop up saying Animal crossing new horizons
@taylorveldhuis8269
4 жыл бұрын
Okay damn jay makin those cars Riding for its shell
@marvthememeboi4034
4 жыл бұрын
Let the Bad luck Bless your Mario Kart gameplay 😂🙏🏿
@rubdascrub3706
4 жыл бұрын
Jay, here's a tip. Use waluigi with the biddybuggy, the azure roller and the paper glider. Always drift on the inside and try to cut across large amounts of grass when you can. You can tap B to slow down when you drift to far away from the inside to give you more control and to allow you to drive/drift more efficiently.
@bluej3667
4 жыл бұрын
5:45 Wholesome moment.
@ursulabest8115
4 жыл бұрын
At the last Conner this what happens 1:blue shell 2:red shell 3: hit by star of bullet 4:FRICKIN IN THE TOP 3 LAST PEOPLE
@jonathanwilkins8119
4 жыл бұрын
Here's some tips to avoid the blue shell. 1. Probably everyone knows you can use the horn box to pop it when it's close to you. 2. If you are next to a ledge when it's coming, jump off the ledge at the right time and the blue shell will miss and lakitu will pick you up!
@mronedaful907
4 жыл бұрын
7:41 I can't lie neither have i
@CLOWNTOOTH__COM
4 жыл бұрын
no views but 2 likes- well, KZitem is drunk as always
@fz_tge8865
4 жыл бұрын
6:31 Good choice!
@kindasus899
4 жыл бұрын
6:39 “watch where you put that banana i see it behind you”
@samuelalsharif4126
3 жыл бұрын
This Motorcycle with this Character with those Tires. My Eyes.
@gothBFexe
4 жыл бұрын
My alarm is the guardian theme from botw because it envokes my fight or flight response
@fudlafishingadventures8689
3 жыл бұрын
i love the music at the end
@imcrying4006
4 жыл бұрын
Man you make me happy
@imcrying4006
4 жыл бұрын
K9
@caitlinlao6112
4 жыл бұрын
Jay: Look at my score! 3000! Me, who just got 2000 today: oh yeah that's low-
@ronishastroud8891
4 жыл бұрын
When he said he went from 1st to 11th. I thought of that tiktok meme. Lol
@RonaldTheG63
4 жыл бұрын
Great video sir. How many times have I laughed?
@JayMoji
4 жыл бұрын
5
@therealthatcatstabe360
4 жыл бұрын
10
@plainore1257
4 жыл бұрын
10:45 failboat is on animal crossing
@AshleyIsArtsy
4 жыл бұрын
Mario Kart Online can be so fun but so so brutal. People are savages lol.
@starfire003
4 жыл бұрын
Once again, all of the Nintendo group games exist to cause rage.
@MsFunlover1
4 жыл бұрын
If my switch was working, I would play with you
@tyler6643
4 жыл бұрын
Theres one on your wall so just use that one. All jokes aside, I hope you get your switch working :) Do you know why it isn't working?
@pharaohra8025
4 жыл бұрын
You should do another q and a video, and if you do, what is a new weapon class you'd like to see in Splatoon 3?
@pugizzy14
4 жыл бұрын
Mario kart 8 deluxe is a fun game
@Brandorium
4 жыл бұрын
Jay, and the snooze button would be the Super Horn
@DADDIO_-di8mn
4 жыл бұрын
2:11 cracked me up so much
@charleyeinstein13
4 жыл бұрын
jaymoji: plays as king boo rosalina: am i a joke to you?
@elifriedegg8335
4 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel and ngl I've been really enjoying it
@muniiiii14
4 жыл бұрын
"if you say a bad word, it will PUN-ish you immediately"
@willcassetta3806
4 жыл бұрын
Jay is such a pog champ mad lad
@knucklesEchidna0
Жыл бұрын
8:00 killed me and Is my favorite part
@egg4552
3 жыл бұрын
9:30 it's even worse if you having a dream about playing Mario kart
@annagrace2604
4 жыл бұрын
I have a Mario Kart challenge for you. You have to race like you would, but you have to drive in reverse the whole time
@colingznetworkplus4618
4 жыл бұрын
At least Mario kart tour doesn’t have scores or worry about! And it works 95 percent of the time!
@adamdragontamer
4 жыл бұрын
Idk why but KJ's mii reminded me of Elton John...
@michaelbaker5501
4 жыл бұрын
That Billie Eilish joke made me cry from laughing too much.
@kato.4004
4 жыл бұрын
I was online while he was playing Mario kart
@brookemundell7273
4 жыл бұрын
jaymoji: watch were your putting that banana dude
@emmaflint9736
4 жыл бұрын
this is your first video since i subscribed!!! first notification i ever got for you 😊
@jorgielebron7058
4 жыл бұрын
I just found out your channel gotta say I love it I plan on getting Splatoon 2 today and Mario kart is fun but keep up the vids hopefully play with yah sometime or agheast 😅
@Saki-nk5hx
4 жыл бұрын
You should try cat simulator, it has so many glitches in it
@aquintis7628
4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever sat in the mud upside down and pretended to be a carrot in the garden
@elliegrace4282
4 жыл бұрын
Every Tuesday
@beadybean4234
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes on Monday with toast
@injxstice
4 жыл бұрын
Jay just a suggestion can you do a collab with Desbug because you're both my favourite splattoon 2 youtubers.
@smashbroplayz5132
4 жыл бұрын
YAY A MARIO KART VIDEO
@tomato3903
4 жыл бұрын
Jay, I have dom. i heard he is one of your dream villagers. I can put him in boxes, if you see this just let me know when you want him in boxes
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