Excellent viewing, especially if you're a Fall fan who supports a lower league English team and want a unique ringtone... MES - RIP Instagram: @rippedinglasgow
MES could read a phone book and it still would've sounded like a Fall song. Legend.
@michaelroberts7374
2 жыл бұрын
This is very true
@jasmineblack9778
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelroberts7374 haha it would be very entertaining
@lunarubyjon594
3 жыл бұрын
I have to re-watch this at least once a year. Never fails to cheer me up. What a legend he was.
@Lambretta1969
16 жыл бұрын
This is the best clip I have ever seen on You Tube. A triumph of random, surreal casting by the BBC. Mark E Smith is a legend
@steveolson1669
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Mark E. Smith (1957 - 2018).
@gomey70
16 жыл бұрын
whoever thought of this deserves a raise
@fionnsterr
4 жыл бұрын
love how he refused to say "coco-cola"
@bluestate69
6 жыл бұрын
i don't really care for football, but i could listen to Mark E. Smith announce the scores forever.
@GeorgeDillon1
6 жыл бұрын
Nice to hear a true football fan who refuses to use the stolen nickname for the Franchise @ 3:08 #RIPMarkESmith
@vollsticks
Жыл бұрын
"Coca-Cola"? Yeah I noticed that--and I am not a fan of football (or any sports, now that I think of it). But that was a pretty based move
@filled_soda
Жыл бұрын
@@vollsticksWhat did he refuse to use/say? I'm clueless.
@fiddygd8304
9 ай бұрын
@@filled_sodarefused to say the 'dons' after Milton Keynes. MK originally didn't have a football team, so some businessman 'relocated' wimbledon's team to MK, that's where the 'dons' come from. It was and still is a pretty controversial move, and alienated a lot of fans. But as someone who lives in MK, they really have no fans in the area, a big empty stadium and are usually towards the arse end of the league. Justice in a mysterious way.
@Timmeh551
5 ай бұрын
Yep 👊
@stefanzine
9 жыл бұрын
"West Ham United...1h"
@edwinjamespope8118
7 жыл бұрын
Totally floored me..
@dermot51
4 жыл бұрын
I Fucking love that
@succytash
4 жыл бұрын
Truly, one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've no idea if it was intentional or a mistake!
@apathyintheuk265
3 жыл бұрын
They'd fucking kill for a '1h' result right now.
@apathyintheuk265
3 жыл бұрын
@@succytash Drug and alcoholically spurred.
@JamesBentley1981
15 жыл бұрын
I had a pint with him a couple of months ago. It was an ambition fulfilled.
@T800System
10 жыл бұрын
there is something deeply satisfying about hearing MES say the name of my hometown.
@jeff91266
2 жыл бұрын
I just had to listen to this again on the 4th anniversary of MES's death. What a legend. He should have been reading the results every week :-)
@cribbe6547
Жыл бұрын
'West Ham United 1H' will never get old, I miss Mark. And it's funny, if he knew how missed he was, he'd probably be pissed off about it haha
@MrCitizenSmith
14 жыл бұрын
Tottenham Hotspur postponed West Ham Utd1H Southampton Town Chesterfield Town Bourne-ne-ne-mouth Gillingham Town Bristol Mark E Smith is a top Manc Citizen.
@harlotgainsbourg8988
3 жыл бұрын
after all this time, this is is still my all time favorite video on KZitem. cheers to Mark E. Smith forever!
@davidlean1060
6 жыл бұрын
The way he announces the 0-0 games cracks me up for some reason! Bless the cranky old codger. I would say rest in peace, but I imagine he's living as large as he ever did in whatever after life he managed to find ;) Rest any way you damn well please Mark, you wouldn't want it any other way!
@michaelroberts7374
2 жыл бұрын
Spot on. Raisin chopped but powerful cult hero.
@gailal
4 жыл бұрын
“I hope you dont mind us using your song every week” Mark E “Not at all. i dont get a penny anyway !”
@PsychedelicGoo
5 күн бұрын
I'm sure he must have got a couple of hundred every time they played it
@fabianwood5646
2 жыл бұрын
He know exactly what he's doing when he says "Milton Keynes" two... #droptheDons
@storydujour
4 жыл бұрын
3:09 "Milton Keynes-" definite disdain, slight pause... rightfully MES does not voice the 'D' word. Unspoken respect to Wimbledon. "He was not appreciated."
@charliechutney
15 жыл бұрын
Southampton Town, Gillingham Town, West Ham 1h, bangs headphones on head, Ray Stubbs escaped from Strangeways.... Comic genius.
@richardwalker5845
3 жыл бұрын
Lance Hardy, RIP. Thank you for this gem...."West Ham United 1H!"
@Andy78L
Жыл бұрын
The concept of the pools panel was sadly lost
@dee74raz
8 жыл бұрын
Oh that was funny when Mark E Smith said to the presenter that his no.1 short haircut looks like he escaped from Strangeways !!
@emdiar6588
6 жыл бұрын
Has nobody ever sampled this and stuck it over some Fall-esque bass line?
@iancrist8431
5 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine used to periodicity lay this over his do sets- laced throughout
@angharaddenby3389
4 ай бұрын
Released as a 6" lathe-cut single by Feral Child on 2 April 2024. !00 copies made. Just as it is here (up Mark's reply on being asked where he come up with the tune.)
@grasshoppersunny688
6 жыл бұрын
THE WIT & HONESTY OF MARK E SMITH TOP OF THE LEAGUE FOR ME ANOTHER CLASS (WORKING) R.E.S.P.E.C.T 👍✌
@jacob7207
12 жыл бұрын
1:33, he doesn't read "Coca Cola." He's like in his mind "fuck dat I aint reading that Corporate bullocks." I wouldn't read that either.
@michaelroberts7374
2 жыл бұрын
Loving it to bits and pieces!! Southampton Town Chesterfield Town Bristol Nil Grrrrimzby one Bohohorrrnemouth!! I'll never forget this-ah
@daveated
13 жыл бұрын
Would make a good Fall song , just add bass n drums.
@bobinbud
4 жыл бұрын
workin on it not an easy job.
@bobinbud
4 жыл бұрын
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@mrdubcek6824
3 жыл бұрын
There's a few now kzitem.info/news/bejne/uW-ltGh5aYuHmWU kzitem.info/news/bejne/o4iOnqB-hmKVqHo
@MatthewCyUK
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated reply!!
@styxcreek
8 жыл бұрын
Not much of a soccer fan but I love The Fall.
@klaasjantempel1118
5 жыл бұрын
It's not soccer! It football! ;-)
@TheIkaraCult
Жыл бұрын
Good on Ray, he took it in good spirit
@Angelina1east
15 жыл бұрын
havent laughed so much for a long time. it just got better and better.
@flashtheoriginal
6 жыл бұрын
So sad to hear of MES’s passing. RIP, Mark-ah
@TheIkaraCult
Жыл бұрын
"Its mythological, its Greek" Instantly the most highbrow thing said on the BBC in that era. MES elevated everything.
@TheVimtoMoustache
12 жыл бұрын
Surely that should be Bury Athletic P-Rushden And Diamonds Town 2 ? Marks comedy is second only to his musical genius. Legend.
@orchidtender
10 жыл бұрын
Every second-third word, NIL! NIL!
@funwithphobias
10 жыл бұрын
It pays, to talk, to SOMEON- I mean NO ONE!
@MsObsidian1
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Fella :(
@CIVILISATIONVIDEO
6 жыл бұрын
rest in peace, boss
@Talentedtadpole
Жыл бұрын
He pronounces Shrewsbury correctly. So grateful that he waa formative part of my youth. Much missed.
@Bro-Star3000
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Mark :(
@theworldvideos1
14 жыл бұрын
A classic from Mark E Smith !!!!
@TheIkaraCult
4 жыл бұрын
A Number 1 haircut has never seemed as sinister
@gazowl142
2 жыл бұрын
Even the great MES knows that Chesterfield are called 'Town' ... Legend!
@jasmineblack9778
Жыл бұрын
The Fall 10 Oasis 0
@ScrotusXL
4 жыл бұрын
Hit the North!
@scherzomortale
11 жыл бұрын
Mark e smith would make the shipping forecast BRILLIANT. the guy is a genius.
He kinda laughed when he said Bournemouth, I wonder if he was thinking of 'The Bournemouth Runner' ha
@yools9511
15 жыл бұрын
funniest...video...ever. Nothing like sheer enthusiasm.
@UncommittedAddict
15 жыл бұрын
Greatest video on youtube, hands down.
@sullys6088
6 жыл бұрын
"Southampton...... Town? 3"
@stevenuuu1212
16 жыл бұрын
southhampton...town 3 leeds 4, i'm on the floor in stitches!!!!!!!!!!
@RadioNul
4 жыл бұрын
Refused to say the "Dons" in Milton Keynes Dons. Good stuff.
@stevehotspur
6 жыл бұрын
RIP Mark E Smith
@chasb4515
6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P mark e smith
@ealaspada
14 жыл бұрын
Never in my life had I expected this kind of combination...
@tomdissonance
14 жыл бұрын
impossibly and undyingly funny.
@gilwood7530
Жыл бұрын
"IF its me an yer NAN on bongos ...ITS THE FALL" Favorite MES quote...Its like a bonus track from one a my bloody LPS !!!! YOU ARE SADLY MISSED , MARK !!!
@jazzygeofferz
6 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought of when I heard he'd passed away today, Manchester will be grieving in the morning.
@grasshoppersunny688
6 жыл бұрын
RIP MARK E SMITH SALFORD'S FINEST R.E.S.P.E.C.T 2 YOU 🎼 🍺 👍 ✌ 💖
@stephenwalker850
2 жыл бұрын
He once walked by me wi ah plastic bag
@amnesiacradar
13 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant, a great upload!
@ravensmead
16 жыл бұрын
if only the BBC was like this......
@dafteverton7218
6 жыл бұрын
English Chelsea fan this is your last game.
@QuoMinBongoes
5 жыл бұрын
Hahah, ive been a Chelsea fan for 50 yrs but Sparta FC is great...he hated Chelsea i think!!
@FlintSL
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's getting more and more pissed the further along he goes
@yatesy117
8 жыл бұрын
"West Ham Utd...1H" 😆
@f1quiz720
6 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant. RIP Mark E Smith
@goodtaste101
16 жыл бұрын
The future's (mark) bright, the future's Kurious. Absolute bliss.
@ewignichjesehn
6 жыл бұрын
r.i.p. mark. ;-(
@presumingeduk
13 жыл бұрын
Southampton Town and Bristol... love it
@glazinghost5951
6 жыл бұрын
FLAWLESS EXECUTION RIP MARK
@Smamf1973
6 жыл бұрын
"There are already all these rumours circulating around. I think you should remember whose side your are on-ah" Rest easy, MES.
@thetempsband
14 жыл бұрын
Discounted tickets for The Fall in the Liverpool 02 Academy 2 on the 19th of May. They're normally £17 but we have them for £10. Send us a message on this if you'd like one!
@madcatterman
15 жыл бұрын
this is prolly the best thing i've ever seen
@duncanmiller1288
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't waiting to see how my fucking pools had gone that weekend 😂
@michaellucas6466
3 жыл бұрын
Absolute quality😂😂😂 R.I.P MARK E SMITH
@jend80
6 жыл бұрын
.R.I.P Mark. E. Smith. Missing Peely a bit too.
@AllyLamont
4 жыл бұрын
Southampton....Town
@Evemeister12
Жыл бұрын
Should've had the band playing a tune while he read out the results.
@dinoramone6761
6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@ParchedPinemarten
7 жыл бұрын
fucking hell... the postponed 1h part made me wake up my parents. oh, mark.
@GranulatedStuff
8 жыл бұрын
the very famous sports reporter is shouting....there !
@nord1486
12 жыл бұрын
"Tottenham Hotspur postponed, West Ham United 1 haitch" - love it!
@dermot51
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking class
@racefaceec90
4 жыл бұрын
i don't watch football at all but i liked this 👍
@AndreNaumann
14 жыл бұрын
@asuatorhan It's "Theme from Sparta F.C." as said in the beginning of the video :)
@MegaFurno
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mark, even Argyle won that day !
@GNeuman
4 жыл бұрын
Absolute Legend..
@sduddy
14 жыл бұрын
thats pretty cool well done mr smith
@filled_soda
Жыл бұрын
I bloody love Mark E Smith
@succytash
6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS AWESOME.
@Jodamu
16 жыл бұрын
Gillingham Town as well!
@asubjectiveopinion
15 жыл бұрын
4:40 He looks genuinely chuffed.
@MrKashmire123
4 жыл бұрын
Just for curiosty, 1h is a Home Win, as judged by the Football Pools Panel. Final Score should bring this segment back!
@Jarowdowsky2
6 жыл бұрын
Never rest mate
@Cunobelinus54
13 жыл бұрын
If you turn on Google Audio transcribe you basically get the lyrics to a Fall song.
@christopherbutche5047
11 жыл бұрын
sublime.
@babidaboopy
14 жыл бұрын
it's a number one!!!
@user-kl4bh4lq6r
3 ай бұрын
Remember watching this live the strangeways hair cut comment was classic😆🚬🌋
@nizzla12
10 жыл бұрын
Southampton Town!
@lcfclover7342
10 жыл бұрын
Gillingham town :'D
@yossarianlives4003
6 жыл бұрын
Chesterfield Town. Most teams in league two with Town as a suffix no longer have it (Macclesfield, Shrewsbury, Mansfield etc).
@thisisridiculousman
13 жыл бұрын
I hate football but this is the best thing I have seen in all my life. AHHHHHHH
@ScrotusXL
4 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaat?????!!!! This really happened 🙀🦴😻💩😅😯😘😕😕😂👍
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