"Most models don't" was the most savage line... and I don't think she got it either.
@richie9878
4 жыл бұрын
He basically called her dumb and she was too dumb to pick that up. Lol
@skiptomylou011
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant retort. So brilliant it flew right past her.
@mr.manes88
4 жыл бұрын
i thought he said "most blondes dont"
@codeblue8922
4 жыл бұрын
He should’ve said, “Yeah, it generally helps if you have a functioning brain”
@kovacs88
4 жыл бұрын
Too bad the video ended there, I wonder if the rest of them caught it, they seemed to be talking over him a bit. Imagine being a comic, and coming out with such a good joke and no one catches, it must happen to them all the time.
@vekinijebitno
4 жыл бұрын
"most models dont"... damn mark, damn... she has a family
@NEXO_JA_The_Emcee
4 жыл бұрын
stop simping.
@RearAdmiralTootToot
4 жыл бұрын
Not anymore she does. Her family was either slayed with her, or disowned her.
@jeffsedam9827
4 жыл бұрын
So?
@evanabbott2737
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Dazedandconfused86
4 жыл бұрын
A+ fucking comment sir.
@prennt57g99
4 жыл бұрын
Mark is at the top of his game all the time man
@elbob17
4 жыл бұрын
Hungover, sober, hungover...always with the zingers and zangers.
@EikottXD
4 жыл бұрын
@@elbob17 You mean hungover and hungover.
@chrisheiner6584
4 жыл бұрын
@@elbob17 and always a little gay!
@slax4884
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely tepid compared to Patrice o'neal 10 years earlier
@acco5038
4 жыл бұрын
Prennt57 G I think it’s the mild autism
@christianschneider6538
3 жыл бұрын
Whoever booked Mark Normand and a supermodel on the same show is a savage. They knew exactly how this would go lol.
@fartloudYT
3 жыл бұрын
'all women are beautiful' sounds like 'everybody is a winner'.
@geraltofnivea1434
2 жыл бұрын
What I hate about this the most is that it comes off as supporting from the girls' side, but in reality this hurts ugly girls more than it helps them. The pretty girl gets to sound modest and respectful while the ugly girls gets an objective harder life and doesn't get any sympathy for their situation. It's like rich people telling poor people money doesn't make you happy, sorry but you are not in a position to say that.
@andrewhood8952
2 жыл бұрын
I agree it's called toxic positivity and it will be the downfall of society.
@Tecolote41
2 жыл бұрын
@@geraltofnivea1434 I concur.
@evangelionl0vr857
Жыл бұрын
@@geraltofnivea1434glad someone gets it. Notice how this message is usually being pushed by the same rich people who say money isn’t everything lol
@robertpowell2680
4 жыл бұрын
That Kevin Hart is a really funny dude.
@Kigoz4Life
4 жыл бұрын
That joke is old now.. zzz
@jarmopaakkonen2045
4 жыл бұрын
@@Kigoz4Life yep, 41.
@sarcasticfather7873
4 жыл бұрын
That girl’s voice.. 🤭🧏🏼♂️🤦🏻♂️
@yugiFTWf666
4 жыл бұрын
I miss dat bit !
@ryanvogel9610
4 жыл бұрын
I wish he was Black Seems like a good name for a Black Man
@ammon260
4 жыл бұрын
“Most models don’t”...I don’t know what’s more painful, her trying to rip into the guys or her missing her own roast :(
@SWIFTzTrigger
3 жыл бұрын
I think her missing what he said at the end further proves his point just as he made it xD
@WoodLard
3 жыл бұрын
@@SWIFTzTrigger That's exactly what the comment you commented on was saying
@drivewaystar6485
3 жыл бұрын
@@WoodLard I'd like to comment that you're correct in your comment on his comment was verified in the original comment
@gillsejusbates6938
3 жыл бұрын
@@drivewaystar6485 id like to comment that i cn fit 12 skittles in my forsk1n
@DannySullivanMusic
2 жыл бұрын
totally. 10000% correct man
@ju908
4 жыл бұрын
"All women are beautiful" Mark the only logical one: That doesnt make sense...
@RearAdmiralTootToot
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It's like saying everyone is the best. By definition this can't be true. But women and soy boys aren't concerned about logic.
@jasonpack5105
4 жыл бұрын
This is society
@TheSquareOnes
4 жыл бұрын
ACHTUALLY the definition of beautiful is just that something is pleasing to look at, it doesn't include any clauses requiring uniqueness or even being notably more pleasing than other things. So it's hypothetically possible for every member of a given group to be beautiful, for example if took every star in the universe and gave them all a shot at being our sun for a day they might all produce beautiful sunsets. Obviously he's still right about it not being literally true in this case though, since some people are just unpleasant to look at and thus not beautiful by definition. It's just that the argument for reaching that conclusion wasn't right, so as a person with internet access and a keyboard I was legally obligated to type this.
@Jaylloh
4 жыл бұрын
Cyan Light I think the thing with that though is the reason for something being pleasing to look at is it’s contrast to less pleasing things. If everything was beautiful nothing would be pleasing anymore and therefore nothing would be beautiful.
@royeaston6067
4 жыл бұрын
It's not logical because the definition of beauty is not that theres only a few.
@BobDobalena
Жыл бұрын
Beautiful women love to promote non-threatening women lol.
@KareFreee
2 жыл бұрын
2:28 “beauty by definition means there’s only a few” bro didn’t miss
@its_kumar_babyyy
Ай бұрын
false
@bearrett50kal17
4 жыл бұрын
Funnier off the cuff in 3 minutes than some entire netflix specials.
@williamfoster5150
4 жыл бұрын
Sing it sister
@hugonongbri8100
4 жыл бұрын
funnier tha Brendan Schuab's entire career
@Daniel-ox1sb
4 жыл бұрын
nothing like some good old off the cuff batonage
@evil6564
4 жыл бұрын
@@hugonongbri8100 You sure? That Travis Browne fight was pretty funny.
@DapperCracker512
4 жыл бұрын
Besides Anthony Jeselink or Dave Chapelle almost all the Netflix specials hardly could be called comedy. Seeing a hipster or feminazi telling a story is not comedy.
@kovacs88
4 жыл бұрын
She's like a teenager sitting at the grownups' table.
@ashchaya7676
4 жыл бұрын
And everyone else except Mark were teenaged boys just trying to score points with her and seek approval.
@hectorcabrera8019
4 жыл бұрын
YES, I couldn’t quite figure out what it was but you described it perfectly
@ashchaya7676
4 жыл бұрын
@Asa Harvey She didn't really seem triggered to me.
@Earthad23
4 жыл бұрын
That’s what happens when you’re hot
@30yovegan34
4 жыл бұрын
@@Earthad23 facts. who do you see at the owners box at an nfl game? Owners, billionaires, businessmen and..... some hot chick.
@whataloadofbollox
4 жыл бұрын
"all women are beautiful" slight pause and then "well, come on, that doesn't make sense" LMFAO, truth.
@khashayardelpak1390
3 жыл бұрын
Her: I dont get your jokes Also her: Laughs at all his jokes
@michaelangst6078
3 жыл бұрын
The guys is barely funny. I wouldn't be laughing if I was there and he was arguing against whatever my point is
@khashayardelpak1390
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelangst6078 well that's just your opinion.
@michaelangst6078
3 жыл бұрын
@@khashayardelpak1390 As a person who strictly got women off my personality, I would say it's the right opinion.. Only fucking lames would find what this guy did on this show funny. He might be a lot funnier elsewhere, but I'm not going to do any research on him
@khashayardelpak1390
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelangst6078 Wow good for you little buddy! Want a cookie?
@Eggsecuter
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelangst6078 dude Michael ur so cool bro wow
@usmansaleem9498
Жыл бұрын
You can see the norm in him.
@soccerfreek07
4 жыл бұрын
As a guy who’s 5’4”, thanks for the love, Mark!
@christinechin1909
4 жыл бұрын
Oingo Boingo Longlastnamé - nice one Oingo Boingo Longlastnamé
@mcdonaldsguy8420
3 жыл бұрын
Ayyy, where my 5'2-5'3 gang at?!
@lostinsauce4515
3 жыл бұрын
God man, you gotta work on that
@sauceherpderp
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is out there representing all of us! Comedy!
@theswullnasty3353
3 жыл бұрын
@@mcdonaldsguy8420 May I suggest looking in Hobbiton or Charlie’s Chocolate Factory
@yankkesrule
4 жыл бұрын
She didn’t even fake a response to the short height comment
@brennendehexe7934
3 жыл бұрын
She deserves a king
@homersimpson5964
2 жыл бұрын
they never do and never will.
@tristanh11
2 жыл бұрын
@@brennendehexe7934 lmao okay simp boy
@Khedran
2 жыл бұрын
She knew he was right
@davidgodfrey9780
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not putting up with this" *Proceeds to laugh at all his remarks* "I don't get your jokes" *Proceeds to laugh at all his jokes*
@sarcasm-83
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the virtue signaling must go on!
@fernandohood5657
4 жыл бұрын
Just a bimbo who Cares what She has to say
@jonathanwulfekotter5509
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, she has to go around promoting the magazine with that chub chick for the next 6 weeks. Going to be some awkward flights if she doesn’t at least pretend to not think it’s funny.
@bennyhath1789
4 жыл бұрын
That's how chicks flirt you dummy
@TheCoolerChannel
4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t find that annoying. She was sticking up for her fellow models, comedians stick up for each other all the time if someone is genuinely shitting on them. To me it just shows she’s not a bitch, she didn’t say it in a rude way and actually laughed what the fuck else do you want?
@elliot8069
3 жыл бұрын
They are laughing at him but tell where hes wrong. Women live in double standards land and accountability is their kryptonite.
@thedarwinist672
3 жыл бұрын
She was taking up for the fat women but laughed at the short man
@-TheRealScubasteve-
4 жыл бұрын
As a guy who is 5’4, thank you mark! I went on a tinder date and she freaked out and made fun of me for my height, so I told her she’s a little overweight for me. She didn’t see the humor and freaked out even more. Lol fun time. Weird thing was, she kept calling me after the first date to hang out. 😂
@Mach1Greeble
3 жыл бұрын
Did you trying acting taller?
@jf3130
3 жыл бұрын
Did she not read your height before meeting up, seems weird
@avidadolares
3 жыл бұрын
Funny how you say she "freaked out" when it seems clear she just wasnt into you and your creepy AF innuendo. That is a cringe thing to say on a first date "She a little bit for me". You have a problem reading social cues and saying things a little more smooth. HINT: Unless you are dope male model, you should NOT make unnuendo jokes to people you dont know or they dont know you. You need to work on your game bigtime.
@avidadolares
3 жыл бұрын
@@jf3130 He lied about it most likely. He has short mans disease...overly sensitive and in denial. He even tried to spin it like she wanted to hang with him later. lol!! He cant read social cues to save his life
@steviechampagne
3 жыл бұрын
@@avidadolares hahaha holy shit relax incel
@kalebvera1841
4 жыл бұрын
when she told him she didnt understand his jokes he shouldve told her " oh cmon all comedians are funny"
@joshdunham7167
3 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@darklord220
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant brother
@liananima5990
3 жыл бұрын
The "most models don't " comeback was actually good.
@hscitko
2 жыл бұрын
Fire 🔥
@rileygrill2369
4 жыл бұрын
I would have hit her with the “do you think it’s fair that you have to work hard being a model maintaining your figure and she just gets to show up?” Make her defend that position.😂
@sarcasm-83
4 жыл бұрын
Oof!
@0dious
4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@fatee5069
3 жыл бұрын
Yooooooo! 😂😂😂😂
@Roland_Duson
3 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@waynekerr67
3 жыл бұрын
This guy know wassup
@chancerose2844
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: What are we gonna do next, wheelchair? . . . Sports Illustrated: somebody write that down!
@johnqlaw7695
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not having it" She continues to sit there and have it. She's laughing on the inside and knows it's all true.
@henrygazzola4899
4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't get the jokes but laughed at most of them
@suyashawasthi1
4 жыл бұрын
It's the uncomfortable laugh or the social one.
@pkyy9269
4 жыл бұрын
Just say you have a problem with women bro. Looking like a thumb.
@winstonsmith11
4 жыл бұрын
@@pkyy9269 Chill, bro. Dude's comment had no inherently negative connotation towards women, bro.
@0dious
4 жыл бұрын
@@pkyy9269 oh, ye good sir, noble knight in white, show off those mad mind-reading skills and then address this vile man's appearance, for good measure. That'll do the thumb man in. Protect all the pretty lay-deeees.
@chadsmith8146
4 жыл бұрын
@@pkyy9269 bro i'm cryin, don't do my mans like that lmfaoo.
@CrzyLion
4 жыл бұрын
imagine being this pretty girl who's been living on a steady diet of celery, seeds and coke for a decade, telling everyone how big women are pretty.
@1Plebeian
2 жыл бұрын
It's an elaborate ruse
@rockyevans1584
2 жыл бұрын
Ol Billy nailed it on his new special, these dimes love the fat acceptance movement because the fatties aren't a threat to them
@edibiteezy4856
2 жыл бұрын
Only parasitic people who wanna just coast on their looks should be thrown in a gulag
@rockyevans1584
2 жыл бұрын
@@edibiteezy4856 we all earn money by rendering ourselves useful. If you think widely acknowledged physical attractiveness isn't a commodity then you just aren't thinking. It's just weird that more average looking women are being paid to model
@silas6691
2 жыл бұрын
Don't talk about my baby like that
@UwU5437
4 жыл бұрын
"Beautiful means there's few" kinda summarizes the dystopia we are in, Kevin Hart is funny as heck like always, that skinny chick trying to play the "all women are beautiful" card was just stupid and redundant
@tytup6963
4 жыл бұрын
Just doing it so she dosent get cancelled.. she is a swimsuit model ofc she knows what's beautiful or not.. spent her whole life working for it diets and exercise.. Saying as someone who would cancel her lmao... I am just as bad lmao
@mrgalactus7264
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah she's totally white knighting because it's not her and she's not an uggo
@sahirygnobehi6448
4 жыл бұрын
.. How is it redundant. You're not a woman. Yet here you are playing the pig card. Too many of y'all live with the first appearances matters. So of course you'll think and believe not all women are beautiful. Stick to your porn stars.
@sahirygnobehi6448
4 жыл бұрын
SmittyYT1029 .. Naw, he can’t. How about using some common sense. This man appeal does not justify all the other white mens appeal. To say that all women aren’t beautiful. Shows he sees women whom have gone thru cancer. As less than. Women whom have given birth and lose their self esteem they once had as less than. In conclusion. Youth fades. He’s basing his likes on youths. Periodt 🙄
@Scruffie440
4 жыл бұрын
@@sahirygnobehi6448 quite the reach u just made there... did u dislocate your shoulder reaching so far....?
@TheRick8866
3 жыл бұрын
Most models don’t. Lmao. Ten years from now she’ll be like wait a second 🤔
@Mach1Greeble
3 жыл бұрын
"Something said, not good" "Get the hell outta here!"
@seesidesummerhouse6112
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mach1Greeble 😂😂
@ethan-gy2sx
2 жыл бұрын
i like how, for this whole bit, he’s literally just taking what they’re saying and translating it into what they’re all actually thinking
@williamfoster5150
4 жыл бұрын
For a chic claiming not to get the jokes. She's laughing a lot
@noonsa3
4 жыл бұрын
This is why they have laugh tracks in TV shows. She's getting queued by the people in the room. That plus nervous reaction to fit in, I'm sure. At least she was honest about it. I don't think she was trying to be mean either. She was literally not getting his jokes.
@williamfoster5150
4 жыл бұрын
@@noonsa3 disagree because they really weren't jokes. Just gut wrenching facts. Except for the guns and ammo comment which she really probably did not get. So we're both right
@noonsa3
4 жыл бұрын
@@williamfoster5150 they are facts but also his style of joking.
@williamfoster5150
4 жыл бұрын
@@noonsa3 i personally think he's a brilliant comedian and find him to be hilarious. So it will be hard to see your angle maybe
@neuvisean1739
4 жыл бұрын
funny is funny
@jackbauer4101
4 жыл бұрын
Thank god for mark normand. Comedic integrity vs. going irrationally woke and getting a Netlfix special. Never change mark.
@buffywasright
2 жыл бұрын
He just got a 30 mn Netflix special 🤣
@SexyBulletBill
2 жыл бұрын
@@buffywasright that was hilarious as fuck, Brian Simpson is also in that event Netflix did and oh god did he go absolutely all the way. Recommend both!
@jackbauer4101
2 жыл бұрын
@@buffywasright 1- It's not really a "mark normand" netflix special.It's an episode of as show. 2- It's 4 years too late
@mack4691
2 жыл бұрын
Mark says that he hates himself all the time but he has more integrity in his speech than the "ethical and upstanding people on the right side of history"
@mattaudette9550
2 жыл бұрын
So sad that we live in a time where saying 'not all women are beautiful' makes you a stand-out.
@RandomCentral707
4 жыл бұрын
“Most models don’t” Kevin Hart wasn’t playing games on this show lmaoo
@avidadolares
3 жыл бұрын
Stupid comment. The old lame "Kevin Hart" line. Dude, check comments on Normand videos and see how many other hacks keep using this over-used lame line. You just one of those idiots who repeats what other wrote....try something original, you hack.
@pizzatime7167
3 жыл бұрын
@@avidadolares are you okay dude? You seem to have caught a bad case of omega fucking cringe
@apatterson619
3 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gonna comment” Good, shut up and let Mark do the talking
@leehillaby1706
2 жыл бұрын
Mark really reminds me of Norm Macdonald with this level of savage.
@AM-257
4 жыл бұрын
Normand owns every radio show/podcast he's on. Feels like the next coming of Patrice event though are complete opposites in every other way.
@randoH3000
4 жыл бұрын
It's like Mark is a longtime Patrice listener actually trying to implement his strategies
@michaelpipkin9942
4 жыл бұрын
Whatever comes close to Patrice, I'll take it. What's great is Patrice was a mentor to Kevin Hart....
@joshdunham7167
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpipkin9942 damn I miss that dude.
@HD-uh7nj
4 жыл бұрын
@@joshdunham7167 there are others who learned from him. Corey Holcombe, Mark normand, many.
@kgthoughts
2 жыл бұрын
very few people have quick witty bold commentary even if they are intelligent or funny.....so people will listen
@toyfabrik2993
4 жыл бұрын
"The definition of beautiful is: It's only a few". Mark Normand. So true.
@Earthad23
4 жыл бұрын
Not the definition but sure
@geraltofnivea1434
2 жыл бұрын
"All people have an IQ above 100"
@rubenp4298
2 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is hands down my favorite comedian right now
@AFartingGoat
2 жыл бұрын
she actually handled it reallywell and didnt act outrageous. good for both of you. Thanks, praise allah, I'm gay- Kevin Hart
@Oceanfreak6
4 жыл бұрын
Discovered Mark a few months back and he quickly became one of my favorite comedians. His method of delivery is so singular and precise but with a veneer of slightly awkward guy so you don’t see it coming 😂😂
@a.k.4o
4 жыл бұрын
Normands the best
@a.c.stewart4780
4 жыл бұрын
People like Mark Normand and Tim Dillon will go down as timeless while people like this walking hair extension will be remembered for everything that held real conversation back
@sanjithp2255
4 жыл бұрын
What do u mean her hair not completely real ?
@CodyHeredia
4 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't you be writing a manifesto somewhere?
@Mach1Greeble
3 жыл бұрын
@@CodyHeredia hahaha, dude he's on draft four already.
@Psilocybin77
3 жыл бұрын
You mean these morning radio style antics that you can find on ten thousand channels? Real timeless
@KR11111
2 жыл бұрын
Alright calm down. It's just comedy lol
@miltymadeit9815
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone was being so sensitive and Mark is coming in with the truth bombs and still crushed. What a beast 😂
@Ryan_11990
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Logan has seen this?😂
@Theiwillsee
4 жыл бұрын
They left you out to dry!!
@chantsup5114
4 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who is bothered by the fact this chick couldn't pronounce Graham??? Called her grey ham lol.
@athmaid
3 жыл бұрын
Wait how do you say it properly? Grey'am?
@bunklypeppz
3 жыл бұрын
@@athmaid "gram"
@bunklypeppz
3 жыл бұрын
@@athmaid Kind of like how "Bill Maher" is pronounced "Bill Marr".
@sapien377
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't get your jokes..." We know, sweetheart. That's why you get to be beautiful. It's a trade off.
@erickreyes9707
4 жыл бұрын
You're pathetic. I imagine an intelligent sexy woman strikes fear in your heart.
@erickreyes9707
4 жыл бұрын
@Thanos Mighty Op's comment sounds pretentious and arrogant. It's a bit irritating, yes.
@LegendaryManSlayer93
4 жыл бұрын
Thanos Mighty exactly women expect men to accept all types of women as beautiful. Short guys like me 5’7 get mocked for something we can’t control. Double standard bs...
@frankdramli2151
4 жыл бұрын
I really hate people who generalize to this extent! And your condescending tone isn't exactly making me horny either.
@Pegasus_p12
3 жыл бұрын
@@erickreyes9707 🤦♂️
@americanfirst913
2 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is one of the most authentic people that has ever walked the earth. He is the definition of no shame lmao and I love it
@GypsyEncounters
2 жыл бұрын
First of all.... The Up speak ⬆️ is yuck
@homersimpson5964
4 жыл бұрын
01:14 I've brought up that argument several times to women who try to say all women are beautiful and they give the same exact blank response.
@redonk1740
4 жыл бұрын
You left out the part where they call ya an asshole. Because you know, acknowledging reality is mean.
@soundtracktothefuture226
4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t really get your jokes, to be honest.” And we’re all shocked, Nina! It is really the highest compliment.
@anthonysteen56
4 жыл бұрын
Mark I noticed the lack of eye contact...I’m sure she didn’t 🙄 Keep killin brotha
@yo-yoweizer1578
4 жыл бұрын
have you ever seen mark make eye contact for more than 2 seconds? lol
@danjwalker
4 жыл бұрын
That's kind of an OCD thing he has. He talks about it all the time. He can't stand to look in other people's eyes.
@jonw3462
4 жыл бұрын
He's working on it.
@Susyownsyou
3 жыл бұрын
@@danjwalker thats actually a symptom of autism.
@Pabloesc571
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonw3462 haha
@chessandmathguy
3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think that physically beautiful means better looking than most people. We can't all be better looking than most people. That's just logically not possible.
@seams4186
8 ай бұрын
Wait, isn't that Logan Paul's girl?
@brianjordan3063
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about Mark Normand is he has the ability to say whatever immediately comes to his mind. He reminds me of a chaotic neutral.
@nodnarbregztem8546
3 жыл бұрын
Mark has bardic knowledge +40
@Chuck_Blaze
4 жыл бұрын
She handled it better than I expected honestly. She struck me not as someone who is a phony but more as a company girl toeing the company line. She can’t say another model in the magazine isn’t hot. Mark would never come out on stage and say another person performing on the show with him isn’t funny.
@buktomsin
2 жыл бұрын
He has outted plenty already what are you on about?
@jeffbenzos6344
2 жыл бұрын
He told Joe Rogan to his face, on his own podcast, that his comedy sucks
@rockyevans1584
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffbenzos6344 got a clip or time/ episode reference? Love Kevin Hart but i won't try to watch a whole jre. Can't see mark saying it, he holds toes nuts in his clenched fist
@gamerGUY3013
2 жыл бұрын
A comedian saying another comedian isn't funny before they go on?? Yea that never happens
@mesmith2526
4 жыл бұрын
You’ll notice that she backed off after he brought in the argument about women being height supremacists lol. To anyone wondering, I’m a male over 6 feet
@holierthan
4 жыл бұрын
" Height supremacists" lolz
@mesmith2526
4 жыл бұрын
DW DW if you have aesthetics on your side, you can make up for height with confidence. My younger brother is about the same height as you, and he got married before me...when he was 19 😂 poor sucker lol!
@MrDanSpank
3 жыл бұрын
Nah you ain't
@mesmith2526
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDanSpank ok bruh
@jf3130
3 жыл бұрын
No one's wondering
@Hoorayforjk
3 жыл бұрын
“Most models don’t.” ☠️ My uglyass gets all the jokes! 😍😍
@TLMHaru
3 жыл бұрын
Better to be ugly and clever!
@huliohuliohamijo
2 жыл бұрын
3:05 I can understand not finding the jokes funny if you have a different sense of humor, but how do you not understand his jokes? His comedy is pretty straightforward.
@Hypedhitman
4 жыл бұрын
Say it like it is Mark. This is why we love you.
@williamfoster5150
4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of , when Patrice would clown attractive women on O&A when everyone else was acting fake, because she was very F able
@josephtedros2089
3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the bearded host here is opie.
@mattieskemoevie
4 жыл бұрын
“Most models don’t” , preach it Mark 😂
@josephvega3763
3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like tom seguras impression of what a hot chick sounds like
@withnail-and-i
3 жыл бұрын
"when you meet a hot and smart woman, and then you realize you're in Canada"
@nickmatthews7600
4 жыл бұрын
Room went dead when he mentioned love for the 5 ft 4 males xd But lets keep pretending this is about caring for people
@g194g
4 жыл бұрын
Mark makes a good point about standards for men’s appearances, but it’s kind of hard to generalize and say if women are expecting men to see a wider range of women as beautiful, then women should see a wider range of men as attractive. Most women i know that are passionate about not body shaming do try to do the same for men. Not saying there aren’t hypocrites though
@banyakakal4299
3 жыл бұрын
Liar
@g194g
3 жыл бұрын
@@banyakakal4299 Thank you for your insight
@g194g
2 жыл бұрын
@Russell Phelan Yeah I know.
@mrpeacemaker9462
4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart just earned my respect. Dude speaks the truth.
@macberry4048
3 жыл бұрын
I think Mark could have held his own at the table back in the day
@DisplacedDreams
3 жыл бұрын
... they get all sticky..PEW PEW PEW... (shots fired) that’s how I am with Guns & Ammo..... .... .. . I DON’T REALLY GET YOUR JOKES. This is a great example of how your anger/frustration cloud your judgement.
@freddymeisner
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Mark and Chris Distefano are the only two people to ever get me to watch Opie clips
@negativeindustrial
4 жыл бұрын
This is my first watch and it’s just as lame as I expected.
@EthanATL
4 жыл бұрын
"...Most models don't." Normand is brilliant.
@michaelangst6078
3 жыл бұрын
really? Literally anybody could have thought of that
@lmc3468
3 жыл бұрын
When is sport illustrated going to do a “balding, dad bod, short men” swimsuit edition? Keep it equal right?
@KetoknaiP
2 жыл бұрын
Mark is fucking lethal all the time, everywhere. Out of nowhere he’s spitting facts and the smartest jokes. Fucking love this dude
@benji3900
3 жыл бұрын
Those guys suck. Mark makes some great points there and because there's a gorgeous girl, who they have zero shot at, they are dead quiet when they should have supported him. And the funniest part is that the points Mark was making are the exact reasons those guts have no shot with that girl. But if it was reversed and it was women with say, Brad Pitt, they'd all be supporting the girl and trashing Brad Pitt.
@Brosky1998
4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on Mark for even being able formulate sentences in front of a girl that hot
@devenscience8894
4 жыл бұрын
You can see the method is to never look over her way.
@EikottXD
4 жыл бұрын
She's not hot at all. At least not to me. Bug eyes, banana chin, 5 head, flat chested, no ass. I mean she's not ugly, I've seen ugly. But not hot. Honestly don't know how she is a model. Must have slept her way up the ladder.
@papa_pt
4 жыл бұрын
when u realize they're that dumb and your jokes are going over their head it's easy
@Brosky1998
4 жыл бұрын
Adam J Smith Have you told your parents yet?
@PKV-wl3ec
4 жыл бұрын
So refreshing in this climate
@richardandrade9418
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but It's refreshing in all climates
@jorgenegrete77
3 жыл бұрын
Patrice would've destroyed her
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
2 жыл бұрын
Heaviness in women = shortness in men Sexiness in women = wealth in men Facial beauty in women = charm in men Charm in women = facial beauty in men
@robertjensen1048
3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never ever understand this idiotic modern-day refusal by younger women to be truthful about what their own eyes are seeing. Fat is fat. Thin is thin. Ugly is ugly. And so on. Just be honest.
@iwatchyoutube9610
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for bringing the conversation back to earth Mark. Hilarious.
@rolloutthebarrel
2 жыл бұрын
it’s hilarious how enormous the distance is between Normand and Opie’s comedy ability to draw laughs.. and that constant over laughing he does, trying to pull everyone into a laughing session but literally no one ever followed him, including his audience.
@gmikes5184
2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of lines i use to be catty back "youre a man you should know this stuff" "thank god for gender equality so im allowed not to just like you dont have to be quiet or pretty" *walks off*
@dylans2088
4 жыл бұрын
Mark is so on! Dude is a damn joke machine
@WuhSuhDood
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about kevin hart is he tries to get canceled everyday
@tayloranderson7017
4 жыл бұрын
No one noticed her miring and pulling at her hair towards Mark?
@LRBeforeTheInternet
4 жыл бұрын
It's funny how so many of these guys in the comment section don't get it. LOL :)
@sarcasm-83
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah just replied on another comment that I think he was likely the most interesting dude in the room for her
@aidans4588
4 жыл бұрын
Because he was the only one not looking at her every 2 seconds
@DarkWandererAU
4 жыл бұрын
The way the host said sorry to her made me cringe so hard
@shaunmonaghan1743
3 жыл бұрын
If all women were beautiful, that woman sitting next to Mark wouldn't be there, because her job wouldn't exist.
@rahulshetty9335
Жыл бұрын
5'4 and Bald guy...? I wonder who Kevin Hart is talking about.
@jakemac1396
2 жыл бұрын
“Where does it end? We gonna go wheelchair?” 😂. Mark is the realest comic man! Dude is a savage!
@SameBasicRiff
4 жыл бұрын
They needed to keep that reaction to the ending in there!! "Most models don't" Savage!!!
@sipsimies1588
3 жыл бұрын
Thank god for people fighting against political correctness, she is not even close to hot she does no work for her body appearance, how can she expect compliments
@AlexOfCR
2 жыл бұрын
i don't know where Mark's game is at but it would be such a shame if he didn't realize at some point that she was crushing on him hard. That dig at the end she tried to give him was a clear indication that she liked him, not the opposite.
@MewcePewpz
2 жыл бұрын
i love you mark! more of this type of content, i want to watch you politely argue against women on shit like this while making a sum total of 0.2 seconds of eye contact with them lmao
@GAB-vq7re
3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is low key one of the funniest human beings on the planet.
@originalSiiiN
3 жыл бұрын
the sexual tension between Nina and Mark was insurmountable
@danieldelanoche2015
3 жыл бұрын
Nah he doesn't like to make eye contact lol and good sexual tension generally requires a bit of that
@originalSiiiN
3 жыл бұрын
@@danieldelanoche2015 Nah, it's not that. it's what i said before
@MeanBeanComedy
3 жыл бұрын
He's complaining about 5'4" guys not getting any love?? ...maybe he is Kevin Hart!!!
@ericshuty2564
2 жыл бұрын
This gals voice tells you everything you need to know about her...
@naniv
4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys its comedy. Lets not be mean to the young lady. They were all having a good laugh and as a result we laughed. Love ya mark youre awesome!
@Nebulaoblivion
2 жыл бұрын
holy shit, a positive comment on youtube?!
@0ldrasput1n
4 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the man or woman that has to put up with her domestically. Woooh she was annoying.
@THETRIVIALTHINGS
2 жыл бұрын
I hope someone called the emergency services after that burn. The only chad among simps.
@dandrechesterfield5411
3 жыл бұрын
Marks comments about beautiful women is the most Norm joke I've ever heard
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