To be fair he was saying what gamers were thinking at the time.
@monadobo4033
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: heisenberg is not my type! Give me to lady dimitrescu and she will make sure that im ready
@elainazimmerman5105
3 жыл бұрын
You are so kind to me daughters Mark: 😍 hi Now let's take a look at him Mark: just look at me🥰
@TheCommunityFNF
Ай бұрын
Should be she says "OBJECTION"
@waffles658
2 жыл бұрын
He really said “I love a woman who will actually just kill me”
@mariogirl8100
Жыл бұрын
So... He's a guy who likes Yanderes? Or Mayaderes?
@tojienjoyer
Жыл бұрын
he wants the full on watermelon-in-the-thighs carnage
@Shadowcub69
10 ай бұрын
@@tojienjoyer Well that's the way I'd like to go.
@macgyver42563
8 ай бұрын
And he claims he's *not* a masochist.
@lizzie_is_alive9056
8 ай бұрын
I mean… Who doesn’t?
@aksy1430555
3 жыл бұрын
"Yes mother. Yes mother. YES MOTHER."
@spacerabb1t553
3 жыл бұрын
Yes mommy 🤤
@orangelake2268
3 жыл бұрын
@@spacerabb1t553 *wut*
@spacerabb1t553
3 жыл бұрын
@@orangelake2268 👀
@Marzzasrss
3 жыл бұрын
@@spacerabb1t553 down bad
@spacerabb1t553
3 жыл бұрын
@@Marzzasrss im a degenerate ik 😔
@stonysheep4364
2 жыл бұрын
Lady D: "I see you've escaped my brother." Markiplier: "Yeah, he seems like a nice, chill dude." Lady D: "I hate my brother." Markiplier: "He's a dick. I never liked him."
@cantthinkofaname2078
Жыл бұрын
How has no one ever replied to this gem? 😂😂
@Scp3393
Жыл бұрын
Damn he switched up quick didn't he?
@zocoool8161
Жыл бұрын
Daughters in the back: SIMP!
@ILoveAnime10
Жыл бұрын
truly a simping
@fangirl3323
11 ай бұрын
Stamp?
@chargerman440
2 жыл бұрын
Lady D: “The entire blood line of House Dimitrescu undone by the likes of you?!” Mark: “Well, I’d be happy to help you rebuild the bloodline, if you know what I mean.”
@RBLX_Player
Жыл бұрын
AYO
@shadowleaper1479
5 ай бұрын
Mark would happily carry her children
@darlenebuck431
5 ай бұрын
well he's in for disappointment when he finds out she's not into men.
@joshuabachan2406
3 ай бұрын
@@darlenebuck431D:
@itsmikeyplayz27
Ай бұрын
💀@@shadowleaper1479
@kurrrwaboyyt4699
3 жыл бұрын
5:08 "... Because i will hunt you and I WILL BREAK YOU! Mark: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
@victoriabelatti7141
3 жыл бұрын
"Das sum respectable power"
@mohdz7310
3 жыл бұрын
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
@bluebunanimates6590
2 жыл бұрын
That's some ✨bottom energy✨ right there
@gazingth3horizon949
2 жыл бұрын
Mark: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
@VBessence
2 жыл бұрын
That emoticon is spot on...made me spit my tea out
@randomguy1050
3 жыл бұрын
Lady D: *Turns into dragon* Mark: *stills simping*
@hopper6094
3 жыл бұрын
Lmbo
@spinejackel
3 жыл бұрын
a man of fine taste
@ZimothydaAlien
3 жыл бұрын
Dragons are my fav animal.
@Vicioussnakeboy
3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to still simp then and oh boy i was so correct
@ducestat06savage99
3 жыл бұрын
@@spinejackel the crisp kind 🐉
@lamoexxc9130
3 жыл бұрын
Even when she turns into a dragon monster he still simps. He even still puts her (or at least her crystalized body) in every episode even after she dies (or at least on vacation as mark says)
@Shadowcub69
3 жыл бұрын
I have to think vacation or I'd cry about it. DLC come on and fix this!
@serpentenya
3 жыл бұрын
I refused to sell any of her remains and items until the end of the game for max upgrades, she’s with me always 🥺
@WorrizEcko
3 жыл бұрын
Someone’s gonna draw him simping for her like they did to Bonnie in fnaf *shivers*
@shushles
3 жыл бұрын
mark is a monster fucker?!? 😱😭 i'm sorry lmao
@BirdWord03
3 жыл бұрын
@@WorrizEcko I still don’t understand why ppl used to ship Mark with a fucking animatronic
@italucenaz
2 жыл бұрын
I love when you sell her crystal for the Duke and he says "oh, Lady Dimitrescu, beautiful even in death, and that waistline... yes", showing that the player is not the only person that simps for her
@ms.pirate
Жыл бұрын
Bets on that being added dialog after the trailer came out!
@MorriganReads
2 жыл бұрын
You know, Mark’s more respectful about this then I was. In the demo, when she killed me, I just reflexively said “Mommy.”
@shizenkv
2 жыл бұрын
same, my first reaction to the trailer when seeing her claws was "damn, she ever get freaky with those things?" 💀💀
@ponkun1649
2 жыл бұрын
down bad
@Paidnotspaid420
2 жыл бұрын
@@ponkun1649 oh dont act like you didnt
@user.LCW01
Жыл бұрын
Same That scene with her daughters going "yes mother", I just instinctively said "Yes mommy"
@lunathecat4318
Жыл бұрын
@@Paidnotspaid420 I didn't, honestly she was terrifying
@mrskull3478
3 жыл бұрын
What made me laugh tho was when he said "i don't think that was Lady Dimitrescu" and then the game was like "are you sure about that" and brings up Crystal Dimitrescu
@Jelloitsme
3 жыл бұрын
And the sound effect that came with the crystal pop up made it better lmao
@dodobird7274
3 жыл бұрын
That part kills me everytime XD
@tereza1959
Жыл бұрын
The comedic timing was perfect
@invisiblevampire
5 ай бұрын
Me and my little brother watched that scene and just died of laughter
@cara_macchi
3 жыл бұрын
Lady D: dies Mark: I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu Item: *Crystal Dimitrescu* Mark: * dies of laughter *
@minaminastheanimationfan7909
3 жыл бұрын
You’re laughing, Mark, you just killed the love of your life and you’re laughing.
@456rakki
3 жыл бұрын
@@minaminastheanimationfan7909 I think he's in denial
@Slappap
3 жыл бұрын
She respected him so much that before she went on vacation she left him a gift.
@Dustin_MLG
3 жыл бұрын
TimeStamp please Thanks?.
@minaminastheanimationfan7909
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dustin_MLG 8:08
@barbfizzle
3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know why she’s so mad at me. I’ve been nothing but respectful to her.” Probably has something to do with the fact that he killed her daughters...
@finzix15ri83
3 жыл бұрын
A slight possibility
@zucchi6148
3 жыл бұрын
that's a maybe, just a bit of a possibility but most likely not
@CutiePieSweetz
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's all the broken pots too?
@LadyAbsolution
3 жыл бұрын
His step-daughters 😏
@aeontheyearningyouth2934
3 жыл бұрын
But that was out of self-defense.
@Anthonymous
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the creation of Lady Dimistrescu has single handedly changed (or at the very least greatly impacted) the beauty standard and awakened a lot of deep feelings and fetishes into people
@browntownsound
Жыл бұрын
been at the peak of the woman shaped summit for a while now. I didn't need this game to awaken anything 😏
@hanshi3831
Жыл бұрын
@@browntownsound lol 😂
@CAL112100
Жыл бұрын
This has been a standard of beauty since Sir Mixalot.
@potatospeedwagon3994
Жыл бұрын
@@CAL112100 Maybe, but I don't think "tall" was part of it.
@DMp-xp6mj
Жыл бұрын
@@potatospeedwagon3994Nah tall was always a sign of beauty for women. Most of the pageants winners are tall women, models are tall and women use heels to appear taller.
@batnick4998
2 жыл бұрын
4:12 can you imagine you’re in your room and you look out the window and see mark smiling saying “hi”.
@ladymantis
Жыл бұрын
It’s not giving me creepy peeping Tom vibes tho. Because Mark practically has hearts in his eyeballs. Lmao
@hypno9874
18 күн бұрын
HES SO CREEPY LOL (Just saying that cause he’s funny)
@NeverWhorget
3 жыл бұрын
I actually find Mark simping over Lady D really adorable and endearing. A balance of lust, infatuation and innocence
@MyNameisMessenger
3 жыл бұрын
Right? It’s kind of refreshing.
@avacadotoast5571
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly after witnessing the horrifying ways people thirst over Lady D I prefer instances of simping like this
@gatorade5572
2 жыл бұрын
i’m honestly confused on how it’s refreshing
@RemiStarz26
2 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s much more respectful and even shows her crystallized remains her own castle and says “Look babe is your castle! :D”
@rockycuro7737
2 жыл бұрын
He carries her crystalized remains around and calls her babe.
@Weirdgirl213
3 жыл бұрын
Mark carrying around her crystallized remains has the same energy as a widow carrying their spouse’s ashes.
@SamStanell
3 жыл бұрын
Kratos in God of war 4
@daniellebuchanan4864
3 жыл бұрын
Mary Shelly and her husbands heart vibe
@grease839
3 жыл бұрын
best comment.
@neeltjeschmidt
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this 😂😂
@gabrielcosta2986
3 жыл бұрын
@@SamStanell Kratos in all his games actually lol
@nnsrhmdn
3 жыл бұрын
i admire and respect his constant simping even when carries her around as a crystal, calling her remains as "babe" and takes her out whenever he sees dimitrescu castle from far away and says "babe look it's your castle!"
@juleshomevideos6535
3 жыл бұрын
It's almost like she's still here with us
@awildkiru
3 жыл бұрын
@@juleshomevideos6535 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Vivster-
3 жыл бұрын
Now Because of one of the new videos he also showed her a really pretty cave.:)
@beancate
3 жыл бұрын
@@juleshomevideos6535 hWHAHAHSHS
@funkiebutch9690
3 жыл бұрын
You know what, when you put it that way it sounds so romantic. but kinda creepy lol.
@mariaf.1732
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the hype for The Lady (powerful and big women) is making me feel so good about myself. It's always made me feel less feminine to be as tall or taller than the men around me. I've always felt like an ogre. The Lady really demonstrates that beauty is subjective and highlights the power in confidence and owning your strength.
@screamindog8772
2 жыл бұрын
okay this is so late, but fellow girl talking, never consider yourself less elegant or beautiful or anything from your height. tall girls are gorgeous af, and guys think so as well. like girl you got that royal elegance and models are often tall for a reason, you’re slaying
@Charharr
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how often it's a case of 'the grass is always greener'. I always wanted to be tall, cursed how I couldn't bear wearing heels, wished I could've had a fraction of the presence I saw tall women have! The real goal is trying to learn how to appreciate ourselves, as is.
@Da1337Man
2 жыл бұрын
I went shopping today and i saw this lady, who i swear to god must have _atleast_ been over 7 ft. tall. Not only was she the tallest woman i have ever seen, i think she was the tallest person i've ever seen in my entire life, period. I never understood the hype for tall women until this day. Seeing it in person has awakened something in me i think. My god, now im imagining her wearing heels. Mark wasn't lying when he said its all about THE POWER.
@Pluvillion
2 жыл бұрын
My mother shares the same sentiment. She’s taller than both me and my brother by a small margin (she’s 6’5, I’m 6’0, my brother’s 5’8) and whenever we walk outside, she always snickers and jokingly kneels down because she hates the fact that she’s towering over us instead of vice-versa. Now Lady Alcina appeared in her newfeed (I shared a post about her one time) and she was wondering why she looked taller than everyone else’s. I told her everything about her lore and she was quite delighted about it. She hasn’t done that joke since then. In fact she’s even more pompous when walking out and would even tease both of us especially when she’s wearing heels. All it needs is that one person, huh?
@shadow1150zz
2 жыл бұрын
Ya know what's weird? I'm like the same height as Kevin Hart and yet, the high shelf is no challenge for me. I may be short but my arms are tall! Be like my arms and be grateful we can reach the high shelves! (I'm talking about confidence btw, but my arms are in fact long)
@delta9685
Жыл бұрын
Markiplier: It's not a sexual thing, it's about power. Also Markiplier: 1:46
@vixzana
10 ай бұрын
What im sayinggg😭
@kabutoyakushi9739
3 ай бұрын
Nobody: My mind reading this comment: "It's about drive, it's about power-"
@apax2901
3 жыл бұрын
2:39 Bela: Yes mother Cassandra: Yes mother Markiplier: Yes mother Fuck I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
@hopper6094
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@riel6639
3 жыл бұрын
Here's ur 1k likes
@hopper6094
3 жыл бұрын
@@riel6639 your mum
@bittercat5086
3 жыл бұрын
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheLemming1337
3 жыл бұрын
Dimitrescu: what Markiplier: what
@cursednapmiuq2571
3 жыл бұрын
Mark's wide a$$ grin everytime Lady Dimitrescu comes in is so infectious I can't- 😭✌
@karlahernandez7607
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@yorzie2872
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao i just noticed that
@xxcringeycookiezxx3441
3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@redwitch12
3 жыл бұрын
His little "hi" gets me every time
@qum3325
2 жыл бұрын
She looks like rose from titanic
@Chaos1336
3 жыл бұрын
His play through is hilarious, he is gonna hang on to Crystal Dimitrescu for the whole game and it is just funny. He really loves her 😄
@b47bobo99
3 жыл бұрын
To quote the Duke. That waistline YES! 🤤
@James42_
3 жыл бұрын
No, it’s to increase his “power”
@jorgeperez3227
3 жыл бұрын
I sold her remains quick as fuck. But Markiplier was fucking hilarious
@emptyricebowl
3 жыл бұрын
He even puts her in every single thumbnail
@wainach9518
3 жыл бұрын
it isnt love. its the POWER
@torakunoichi
2 жыл бұрын
I love the little panicked giggle he does when she starts storming towards him
@ladymantis
Жыл бұрын
Lol. Like, “No…stop…don’t…PUNISH me…”. 😉😏
@Gemini053
7 ай бұрын
@@ladymantis "Oh no! I seem to have tripped, torn off all of my clothes and fell in a very compromising position!" *gasp* "Whatever shall I do?~" XD Like, damn Mark you couldn't be more obvious.
@shadetee234
2 жыл бұрын
Mark is really the embodiment of "Mommy! Sorry, mommy!" and masochism all combined in a tiny package
@kayleehammersley7805
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: kills her daughter "I don't know why she hates me I've been nothing but respectful to her"
@eldritchabomination9726
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he didn't disrespect her, just her daughters
@kayleehammersley7805
3 жыл бұрын
True
@mistress1623
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao r/niceguys (mark edition)
@raelynm3902
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, my husband had a very similar reaction. Only his was along the lines of 'I know she is mad I killed her old daughters, but it's okay. We can have NEW ones. Less crazy ones."
@calmv3587
3 жыл бұрын
why did this comment turned into a serious topic...
@skyserythedope3452
3 жыл бұрын
6:41 Mark casually becomes opera singer
@tashinhasan6869
3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@lemonsandwifi8030
3 жыл бұрын
at 6:28 too haha
@TheRGLDragneelArchives
3 жыл бұрын
More like he becomes Jontron screaming
@LordVader1094
3 жыл бұрын
@@lemonsandwifi8030 6:27*
@lemonsandwifi8030
3 жыл бұрын
@@LordVader1094 oops yeah you're right lol, my bad
@tonkotsuramen8453
3 жыл бұрын
Lady D: Hang him up Daughter: Yes mother. Daughter: Yes mother. Daughter: Yes mother. Mark: *Yes mother.*
@Scottsshow
3 жыл бұрын
Mommy would fit better for Mark
@anothergg2692
2 жыл бұрын
@@Scottsshow I think Mark was thinking that while said so
@o0Avalon0o
2 жыл бұрын
Favorite part 🤣
@Lele_555
2 жыл бұрын
you mean mommy
@minecraftweeeweeweeb8695
2 жыл бұрын
Her: What? Mark: What?
@honeybee8299
2 жыл бұрын
Lady Dimitrescu : *exists* Markiplier : its about drive *its about power* we stay hungry we devour
@angelserenade
3 жыл бұрын
I love that after he realized they had taken his items, including his Crystal Dimitrescu, in House Beneviento, he immediately forgets his mannequin-phobia
@BonesAlexander
3 жыл бұрын
Getting an achievement for carrying her remains to the end would be so funny.
@Scottsshow
3 жыл бұрын
It’s could be the simp achievement or something starting with an s
@jcherrax
2 жыл бұрын
Achievement unlocked the ultimate simp 100g
@namjoonsbitch8943
2 жыл бұрын
What if it said "Achievement Unlocked: Mommy issues" 😂😂 IDK about you but I'd be GONE
@-Panna-
2 жыл бұрын
Achievement Unlocked: "As you wish, Mother." 😂
@thefinalfrontear
2 жыл бұрын
Achievement Unlocked: “Ultimate Respect”
@bellos7149
3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title : *markiplier saying hi for 9 minutes straight*
@Goldenalpaca2001
3 жыл бұрын
@@aguy72674 u think u did something huh?
@PassTheMarmalade1957
3 жыл бұрын
I love how when she's sauntering towards him it genuinely takes him a moment to remember that he has to RUN.
@kaseyh8904
Жыл бұрын
I've, like, read the word 'sauntered' in books before to describe humanoid monster characters. I always wondered to myself '...HOW exactly? How does that LOOK?' Because you can see it in footage of big cats, all graceful and elegant but also strong and dangerous, but I could never use my imagination enough to apply that to two-legged creatures. I thank you for this comment, Stranger. Because of you, I've realized that 'sauntering' is EXACTLY what Lady Dimitrescu does, and now I'll have a much clearer visual image in my head of when I read a character doing this.
@ladymantis
Жыл бұрын
He’s all 🤤 lol
@ladymantis
Жыл бұрын
And 😍😍😍😍
@ILoveAnime10
11 ай бұрын
@@ladymantis hmm🤨🤨
@ILoveAnime10
11 ай бұрын
Another good comment
@nerdywolverine8640
2 жыл бұрын
His smug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) after she threatened to hunt and break him and him saying "i dont think that was really Lady Dimitrescue" and immediately getting her crystal remains will never not be hilarious to me
@Dario_Salvi
2 жыл бұрын
"You don't train the neck muscles to actually look up for you very much, so I'm happy to be able to provide the excercise". That line is great
@Egan-pop
7 ай бұрын
😂 Not the only exercise he's willing to provide
@milkandcookies720
3 жыл бұрын
other guys: simps because of Lady Dimitrescu's large features Mark: simps because of THE POWER
@Dareuseguns
3 жыл бұрын
Strong women are so pretty,,
@zeghuy4082
3 жыл бұрын
Like just mark say: "i like strong women"
@SupBro-ww9go
3 жыл бұрын
With me it's cos she's tall
@harpseal9234
3 жыл бұрын
Of course her assets are important too.. *...* ❤ 👍 *Oh LOVE her assets ...*
@unslaadkrosis9435
3 жыл бұрын
I love her vampireness
@qwer58j
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm not sure if that was Lady Dimitrescu." Capcom slaps him in the face with her crystal corpse.
@ryanm.8720
3 жыл бұрын
Guess they were tired of people thinking that Wesker survived his death scene in RE5 (Wesker's PSA on the pandemic notwithstanding), so they made sure that the new villain had a 0% chance of surviving her demise.
@qwer58j
3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanm.8720 But lets not forget that there is a big plot point in RE Village about the sci-fi whatever having the power to resurrect people. Such as the daughter of the main villain and the protagonist.
@pokemonsonicgirl123
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanm.8720 Wait, hold on, Wesker made a PSA on the pandemic?
@Schnipps
Жыл бұрын
It was such perfect timing on that
@mellennia9
7 ай бұрын
DC douglas did as wesker. Shit was funny @@pokemonsonicgirl123
@sedlyholmes3722
3 жыл бұрын
If you guys don't know, he's not selling the dimitrescu crystal lol
@Yelloowwwwreddd
3 жыл бұрын
Really? Throughout the game?
@kiitokurosaki8473
3 жыл бұрын
@@Yelloowwwwreddd yupp lol
@zhonglis5699
3 жыл бұрын
@@Yelloowwwwreddd its always in his thumbnail ever since he got it lmao
@YourIngrownToenail
3 жыл бұрын
@@zhonglis5699 PLS YOU'RE RIGHT!! 😭😭 I watch Jack's game play so I didn't know
@boop9430
3 жыл бұрын
@@zhonglis5699 lmao I didn’t even notice it until I saw your comment and went back and looked 😂 oh my, it is in every thumbnail
@KamiMalzahn
2 жыл бұрын
7:03 Mark coming face to face with her ass was funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Egan-pop
7 ай бұрын
He respects the power of the butt!
@theodorito1478
Жыл бұрын
1:42 Miranda: "Remember from whence you came" Mark: "I'll remember from whence i come- came"
@sinnabon1
3 жыл бұрын
"that's some power i can respect" TRANSLATION: *im so turned on rn punish me big lady*
@bluebunanimates6590
3 жыл бұрын
Dimitrescu: ...because I will find you, *AND I WILL BREAK YOU!!* Mark: °v° don't threaten me with a good time
@sinnabon1
3 жыл бұрын
@@bluebunanimates6590 🤣🤣👌👌
@Hesitant_Weevil
3 жыл бұрын
Mark is all like *“Mmmm yes step on me Lady Dimitrescu”*
@sinnabon1
3 жыл бұрын
7:30 "bones, flesh, i will devour all of you!" Mark: *literally swoons*
@jameswent48
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile.. Mark looks at Amy: *wishes he can leave her for a real woman*
@anothergg2692
2 жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 Thats extreme
@Trigger__Happy
Жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 Yea you wish you could get any woman that you don’t have to pay hourly
@kuntjo5592
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm sure that's not the last time we see Lady Dimitrescu" Narrator voice: *That was the last time we see of Lady Dimitrescu*
@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712
2 жыл бұрын
I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
@NfamousKayeGames
2 жыл бұрын
He looked genuinely heartbroken for a split second then tried to convince himself she wasn’t dead 😭 🤣
@vilmavenla
Жыл бұрын
@@NfamousKayeGames "c-come on,she's gotta come back at some point,more sexy than ever,right?.....right?....RIGHT?!"
@jettthewolf887
Жыл бұрын
I read this in Ron Howard's voice like from Arrested Development.
@codex8074
2 жыл бұрын
5:53 caveman discovers fire
@NafizGames22
14 күн бұрын
OOGA!BOOGA!OOGA!BOOGA!
@EliteY33t2
3 жыл бұрын
"you like mushrooms, im pretty much mostly fungus" 3:07 little did mark know how right he actually would be
@hilariously_dum
3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll remember whence I come- *came* “ Nice save, but next time do it before you say the full word.
@izzymypickle663
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO😭
@Bunnybunny5656
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I don’t get it. All he did was say it in past tense after realising he said it wrong 🤣
@louvju
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bunnybunny5656 . . . nobody tell them
@mashedpotato8070
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bunnybunny5656 LOL poor innocent child
@vienandreitenorio1130
3 жыл бұрын
Oh sweetie
@stxrstruck6755
3 жыл бұрын
Lady D: “AND I WILL BREAK YOU.” Mark: “😏” Us: “😳😏”
@theshape3318
2 жыл бұрын
Me: “🤨😳😏🥴”
@jonathanjackson4136
2 жыл бұрын
5:15
@Xenorvya
Жыл бұрын
For me specifically, it's 😐
@Xenorvya
9 ай бұрын
@@goti4no820 Apply that to yourself, no one asked you either. Specially after 7 months.
@andrewwilliams1857
3 жыл бұрын
5:13 Lady Dimitrescu: "I will break you!" Markiplier:😍🙃🤪
@laurinha2892
3 жыл бұрын
"Please do"
@anothergg2692
2 жыл бұрын
@@laurinha2892 "mommy🤤"
@robertcortez4956
2 жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t mind!”
@batgvtss
2 жыл бұрын
His lil grin at 5:15 is golden
@shapeshiftinghorsejisung3335
2 жыл бұрын
Lady D: clearly wants to beat the shit out of Ethan for killing her daughters and property Mark: *IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER*
@Rainbow61610
2 ай бұрын
WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR
@WolfQueenLydia
3 жыл бұрын
"You like mushrooms? I'm mostly fungus." People who know the ending: "Wait, how did you know?"
@BossMr51
3 жыл бұрын
Mark is equal parts insane equal parts lovable genius Im honestly scared a5 some of the things hes just..kinda guessed onto. Its insane
@Khann_2102
3 жыл бұрын
Hasn't it been implied since RE7?
@megsmacgregs320
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it was pretty obvious. We knew he got infected in 7 and we never saw him get cured.
@kiritoxyronie2841
2 жыл бұрын
Its in the bathroom at the beginning of the game at release ...It was somehow removed soon after
@uyeah1234
Жыл бұрын
Literally anyone with common sense knew he was infected in the first hour of re 7. Mark guessed this way back in re 7 too also.
@Choshako
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *It's not a sexual thing, it's about power.* Me: Sure, just like you're not a masochist, you just want to "test your limits." Sure thing, Mark. 😏
@hopper6094
3 жыл бұрын
😏
@bluebunanimates6590
3 жыл бұрын
Dimitrescu: ..because I will find you, and I'll break you!! Mark: 😏
@hopper6094
3 жыл бұрын
@@bluebunanimates6590 lol
@Hesitant_Weevil
3 жыл бұрын
Yuuuup there it isssss The truth
@anoushkasingh2080
3 жыл бұрын
*I am your 1000th like*
@prettyspectrum6371
3 жыл бұрын
Lady Demitrescu: manhandles Ethan aggressively, smacks him on the ground three times, threatens to hunt and break him Mark : owo *happy masochist noises* "That's some respectful power right there"
@eldritchabomination9726
3 жыл бұрын
"I just wanna see how much my body can take"
@violetmagic13
3 жыл бұрын
happy masochist noises 😭😭
@ifeeldeadinsideD2
3 жыл бұрын
Me when heisenberg forces me to sit hurt me make me feel all the pain
@janavkumar9808
2 жыл бұрын
Pain and lady DOMitresque, Mark's two favourite things
@billyconnolli8224
2 жыл бұрын
*respectable, not respectful.
@acecorazón
2 жыл бұрын
"this is not a sexual thing, it's about power." mark, you are clowning yourself😭😂
@Some_Shmuck
2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier is the ONLY person who can make simping look cool
@Egan-pop
7 ай бұрын
Mark drinks his respect women juice daily
@bayporwave5328
3 жыл бұрын
I love how right after defeating her Mark went straight into denial that she was completely dead.
@hellopumpkin86
3 жыл бұрын
Acceptance is the first stage to healing. Mark never got there.
@willmiester4051
2 жыл бұрын
@@hellopumpkin86 I thought denial was the first stage and acceptance was the last.
@hellopumpkin86
2 жыл бұрын
@@willmiester4051 Well, techinically, yes, but acknowledging the problem and accepting it is the only way a person can begin being willing to do something about it! lol
@youthisreadwrong2274
3 жыл бұрын
He’s the only one that I’ve seen so far that was still simping when she became that dragon, man’s got my respect ✊🏼 Edit: I guess i was wrong 😏
@minaminastheanimationfan7909
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him, that’s an awesome and creepy looking dragon.
@theinquisitorisamage1653
3 жыл бұрын
There's also Nikki from Girls Play - she went nuts when Lady D turned into that dragon.
@forturet4115
3 жыл бұрын
Pewds said "ngl im still into it"
@haruokinawa4965
3 жыл бұрын
Yassss tho I simp for her even when she turned into a dragon I love momma 😀🤠
@Slappap
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen one other haha
@TriqqyTones
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: idk why she's mad with me Also Mark: -murders her 3 children, steals her childrens remains and sells it to a fat guy with no shoes, steals her wine and other properties- " no clue why she's upset at all, i've been respectful"
@shakespeareangentleman
2 жыл бұрын
"fat guy with no shoes" TOOK ME OUT 💀
@user.LCW01
Жыл бұрын
Please it's 3 am and I am dying laughing over the "fat guy with no shoes" bit 😭
@TheKnifeRaven
Жыл бұрын
This has no right being so funny.
@friskflowerfell9689
6 ай бұрын
HELP THE "fat guy with no shoes" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, I’M SORRY
@leefelix0325
2 жыл бұрын
Mark is really sending us masochist and submissive energy while playing this. What a legend.
@The_Republic_of_Ireland
3 жыл бұрын
6:41 Mark turning his respect session for Lady D into a romantic tragedy opera
@2l84me8
3 жыл бұрын
Vampires women are supposed to turn mortal men into vampires as well, not simps.
@@sup7499 I’m gay to. Happy pride month dear Soup.
@raylopez9217
3 жыл бұрын
You missed when he's walking on the forest before getting to the village and he's saying he hopes to find a huge castle that feels like a big hug, with tall hallways, big door and huge knockers...on them lol
@humanperson6495
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think the scariest monster is Ethan, imagine being an all powerful vampire, and no matter how many zombie thing attack him, no matter how many times his left hand is mangled, he keeps coming for you.
@collig62pg3d5
2 жыл бұрын
@Bunbunfam He is filled with DETERMINATION
@shakespeareangentleman
2 жыл бұрын
Fr he has killed things twice his size in their full form
@chupirusi
Жыл бұрын
Dude I wanna upvote this so bad but we’re on youtube
@GengUpinIpin
Жыл бұрын
De ol' reliable *_C H E M J U I C E_*
@Cr1msnF4dger
Жыл бұрын
That was until that bitch Miranda ripped his heart out and his body started to fall apart
@melissamonsivais6707
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "so special" "yes, mother" I die every time 🤣🤣🤣
@justyoureverydaymysophobe8840
2 жыл бұрын
I love how, in most of the games he plays, Mark is always yelling at the people chasing him and being generally disrespectful, but when it comes to Lady Dimitrescu, he's even polite as she tries to kill him. Example: 6:39
@johncarlofernandez2698
3 жыл бұрын
Lady D: turns into a dragon Jacksepticeye: *visible disgust* Mark: 😍
@thearcanamodernau8130
Жыл бұрын
Monsterfucker Mark 100% canon
@falconeshield
11 ай бұрын
It's about the POWER
@SUNF4LL
3 жыл бұрын
Lady D: *tries to kill Markiplier * Markiplier: *opera singer skills activated * Edit: how did this get so many likes-
@idothehustletoomuch9431
3 жыл бұрын
OMGSHSJSJHSHSJS
@eveelee4152
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂this comment
@FrankKitteh
3 жыл бұрын
After having the song from cs_italy stuck in my head all night, yes, that sounds like a good tenor.
@jasmine0exe24
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@hasna2012
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta impress her
@dimitristsekeris1821
3 жыл бұрын
Lady: Cuts his hand Mark: Wow!
@zhefaloosia7953
3 жыл бұрын
8:08 Mark: **in denial** Game: hah!! You thought
@ImAPotato-
2 жыл бұрын
She was supposed to be a villain but instead everyone fell in love *everyone*
@Soldierofdoom444
3 жыл бұрын
RE8 True Ending: Mia: "Ethan, why did you bring that weird statue home?" Ethan: "You wouldn't understand, Mia...you wouldn't understand..."
@ThatDudeWithBoobs
3 жыл бұрын
For a minute there, I forgot the in game character was named Ethan, and I thought you meant Ethan Nestor 🤣
@jeannataliesantiago8828
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh u forgot ethan is dead eh but i laugh tho😂😂😂
@Khann_2102
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeannataliesantiago8828well there's a chance that he's still around but... It's not likely
@flying_Night_slasher
3 жыл бұрын
@@Khann_2102 what about Ethan's model found in the end cutscene with grown up Rose?
@italucenaz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Khann_2102 no, because of the weakening of the fungus, he was about to die, and also lost all abilities of regeneration, his arn just fell off after that
@cringegamerbeep436
3 жыл бұрын
Can we address how mark seemingly knew ethan was made of mold when he said "you like mushrooms im mostly fungus" like excuse me mark what how did you at this current point know thst information
@Spartain14
3 жыл бұрын
It's been a popular theory for a while now. Implied even in 7 how Ethan takes so much damage.
@lazydog223
3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly surprised that was the twist in this game, my brain was like “but I thought everyone knew he was mold in 7” guess it made that conclusion on its own
@nocap20
3 жыл бұрын
Its actually not a conclussion at all, we clearly see ethan getting infected in RE7 and never get cured or Something, its pure logic
@lazydog223
3 жыл бұрын
@@nocap20 I agree with you
@Scarlettt343
2 жыл бұрын
He did that with FNAF too lol
@mellooii
3 жыл бұрын
LD: literally cuts hand Mark: mmm yea thats my wound hand
@laurinha2892
3 жыл бұрын
She's testing his limits, just the way he likes it lmao
@mellooii
3 жыл бұрын
@@laurinha2892 plsss this reply is funnier than my comment 😭😭😭
@Kwipper
3 жыл бұрын
That look Mark does at 5:14 is perfect.
@coriweaver4343
2 жыл бұрын
I love that Mark can just respect the crap out of even monster Demistrescu. Such a gentleman
@moslappa
3 жыл бұрын
His little “hi’s” 😭
@Game_ON_RS
3 жыл бұрын
CRAZY MEME REVIEW >> Resident Evil Village MEMEtrescu
@10-nova
2 жыл бұрын
"Hi....hello..."💀💀
@quieteyes307
3 жыл бұрын
His face when she said “and I will break youuuu!” Was so priceless 😂😂😂
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
3 жыл бұрын
Something was hard and I’m not just talking game difficulty
@CaLypSO4456
2 жыл бұрын
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin NOOOOOO
@markjustinbultron7371
Жыл бұрын
Something is rising, and it ain't the Shield Hero
@nurseaylla
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s simping hard, it’s so funny to watch
@amarikristopher8409
Жыл бұрын
I made the same face at the time he did it 😭
@aaastooges
3 жыл бұрын
I cant at mark giggling like a girl when being chased by her. Its like the scene in the dramas when the couple is chasing each other on the beach.
@ariesarchdemon
2 жыл бұрын
Mark going “That’s not Lady Dimitrescu” followed by collecting the Crystal Dimitrescu is the exact same energy as Arin Hanson in BOTW going “That’s not Ganon” followed immediately by the Calamity Ganon title card appearing on screen
@distortedquantity4669
Жыл бұрын
Lady Demitrescu: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.
@STR4WBERRY_GUTZ
3 жыл бұрын
His simp meeter went from 10 to 10,0000
@osirisjojo6876
3 жыл бұрын
My god. It's over 9000?
@liz8986
3 жыл бұрын
Respectable.
@bluebunanimates6590
3 жыл бұрын
"Male voices get deeper when they're attracted to someone" Mark's voice when he sees her: 📉
@meunomeegama4105
3 жыл бұрын
mark: ya like mushrooms? because I'm pretty much just fungus
@cringegamerbeep436
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@lumiauroras6741
3 жыл бұрын
What a fungi
@callmejohn5595
3 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as he said it
@kassgilbert3922
3 жыл бұрын
He called it.
@dabdabthethird2410
3 жыл бұрын
I just realised that when hisenburg says “lycans and gentlemen” that’s actually... right
@cx.ohnokiiii7501
3 жыл бұрын
?
@dabdabthethird2410
3 жыл бұрын
@@cx.ohnokiiii7501 if you read the lore you see that vampire lady (can’t spell her name sorry) turns women into the lycans that you see. The men have their blood drained and made into wine
@donflamingo5685
3 жыл бұрын
@@dabdabthethird2410 her women are made into the ghouls. It's the women's blood that's made into the wine. As she uses her own castle maidens as a form of punishment.
@donflamingo5685
3 жыл бұрын
@@dabdabthethird2410 tho she still does use men of course. But it's called maiden's blood for a reason.
@dabdabthethird2410
3 жыл бұрын
@@donflamingo5685 true but it also mentions that the women turn into lycans too (also my bad on the wine thing got confused)
@juscallmeollie
2 жыл бұрын
The "you like mushrooms? I'm pretty much mostly fungus" just got me lmaooo
@alialkhafaji6149
2 жыл бұрын
can't believe it's already been a whole year since he played that game. time flys
@ASSASSIN19923
2 жыл бұрын
this is best parody ever kzitem.info/news/bejne/zH9tsXydinSVpJg 🤣🤣
@DRJY-fe5hs
3 жыл бұрын
8:10 He just laughed to forget the pain...
@cjbaker520
3 жыл бұрын
"Everything in life is about sex, except for sex. Sex is all about power."
@Scottsshow
3 жыл бұрын
And making tiny humans
@beafbuger
2 жыл бұрын
i see that reference
@ΙωάνναΛ-κ8ο
2 жыл бұрын
That's Called rape...
@cjbaker520
2 жыл бұрын
@@ΙωάνναΛ-κ8ο i was thinking power as in S&M... S&M is completely consensual (yes, someone can rape someone in all sexual situations) but I want to point out something. Sex is always consensual. There is no such thing as non consensual sex. That is just called rape. If I say sex, I mean fully consensual sex. If I say rape, it means rape. Power in sex is not rape, it is just kinky.
@MineKurtMininer
2 жыл бұрын
THE POWER
@j-j8984
3 жыл бұрын
I think we should start a petition for the developers to have a gamemode were your lady D and you just have to endure Mark rambling for like two hours while you're stuck as a crystal
@KrakenSea13
Жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY YES
@zeearts9484
Жыл бұрын
That would be amazing
@fl1bbert1g1bbet
2 ай бұрын
3:41 i genuinely cannot get over how he gets all giddy, trying to get lady d’s attention and his disappointment when she doesnt notice him😭😭🙏🙏🙏
@sudharsanrj4165
3 жыл бұрын
6:26 the way Mark actually sang orchestra in his mouth symbolizes the true to Lady D's POWER
@sudharsanrj4165
3 жыл бұрын
even at 6:40 lol
@jonnoob1707
3 жыл бұрын
The bow tie was a nice touch
@ayushsbhatt6145
3 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah ROSE... Rose my daughter. Almost forgot about her" got me😂😂
@MaxineInYourWifi
3 жыл бұрын
The daughters of dimitrescu: “yes mother” Markiplier: “yes mother”
@boppop8703
2 жыл бұрын
8:08 THE TIMING 😭 this got me rolling
@lilguykian
2 жыл бұрын
i get a different joy out of seeing that he now has a Dimitrescu “cushion” mousepad that Amy got him for Christmas. ultimate simp
@Takejiro24
2 жыл бұрын
Wait.....Amy actually got Mark a Dimitrescu mousepad??!!!!
@lilguykian
2 жыл бұрын
@@Takejiro24 yea he talks about it in a distractible episode
@sleepdeprivedfox9086
3 жыл бұрын
The disappointment on his eyes on 8:02 while seeing Lady D die. Lmao
@laurinha2892
3 жыл бұрын
And then the denial lmao
@DoctorTex
3 жыл бұрын
Ethan Winters: *Gets brutally smashed to the ground and falls through multiple stories** Mark: YOU GO GIRL!
@15Anime4Ever15
3 жыл бұрын
lol mark's face during the scene where she's smashing ethan thru the floor is one of a man who's decidedly trying NOT to reveal how turned on he is in that moment
@concept5631
Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@loserlmao6800
11 ай бұрын
@@concept56314:45
@concept5631
11 ай бұрын
@@loserlmao6800 thanks
@TheSameGoobyGuy
Жыл бұрын
1:00 WALTER!?
@galuna3027
11 ай бұрын
Mark: I don't think that was Dimitrescu Game: here's proof that you're wrong Mark: nuh uh
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