"Affecting morale" is such a classy way of saying "pissing me off."
@shinigamimiroku3723
2 жыл бұрын
And the funny thing is, if you've heard his voice enough times, you can definitely tell when he's starting to get angry. That was one of them. XD
@sebastijanglozinic8630
Ай бұрын
@@shinigamimiroku3723 He always does that deep breathing in to calm himself when he is pissed off.
@omegagilgamesh
8 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, from a Shadow Broker network communiqué in ME3, the Illusive Man apparent took the occular flash-bang comment as a suggestion.
@phantommangagirl
8 жыл бұрын
+omegagilgamesh I laughed so hard when I read that message.
@fionnbarrcasey5247
3 жыл бұрын
@@phantommangagirl you’ve a dark sense of humor 😅
@CyberLink70
Жыл бұрын
I didn't see that!
@NicoTheCinderace
2 жыл бұрын
"Unless it's very intelligent." Probably my favorite line of all of his excuses.
@Ozzman6662
2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm.....tests!
@Forkontheleft
7 жыл бұрын
Unless its _very_ intelligent!
@raf7550
7 жыл бұрын
Hmmm. Tests...
@CaptainDemo779
4 жыл бұрын
And toying with me...!
@lukedelameter7961
3 жыл бұрын
“Have you got a minute to talk?”
@DirtyBatard
4 жыл бұрын
I love that, among the various research projects Mordin had going, curing Joker, a guy he met not too long ago, was one of them. Part because Mordin is just curiosity personified but also I think a peek at his inherent goodness.
@mattstorm360
3 жыл бұрын
Solving problems is a game to Mordin. The clinic on Omega during a plague was a fun challenge for him. The mercs made it more challenging... Also, helping the helpless greater good. That sort of thing... Curing genetic bone disease is quite the challenge. Turning hollow bones solid.
@watcherofmemelords7967
3 жыл бұрын
And to think he does all this and sings as well.
@TheRaptorJesus
3 жыл бұрын
Mordin is chaotic good, especially at the end.
@anonymoususer638
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRaptorJesus Neutral good, Mordin is always practical
@SioxerNikita
Жыл бұрын
He isn't good. In this case good requires good intentions, and Mordin doesn't really have that. He is simply having fun
@000mjd
3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing its in ME3 after Mordin death Joker tell that he woke him in the middle of the night to ask him how many livers humans have
@Immagonko
7 жыл бұрын
His voice actor is perfect
@borek92
7 жыл бұрын
dat sniff tho
@andrewwatts1997
2 жыл бұрын
I love mordin as a character. His entire personality and speech is based on strict nessecity. Being as efficient as possible in as short a time possible while stil being personal. Trustworthy, no ill intent.
@BatailleRapTishort
2 ай бұрын
It's just based on the way scientists note observations
@aenigmatrices
4 жыл бұрын
With Mordin being so free to do other projects like this at the time, Javik might just find himself on the operating table if he's there.
@mattstorm360
3 жыл бұрын
Javik did approve only if Mordin could kill him in combat. Problematic...
@Banana_boat
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattstorm360 I think it was only problematic because he wanted an intact body to study.
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Mordin! Such a well-written character.
@TheSuitness
6 жыл бұрын
I think it would've been cool if Mordin actually was able to cure Joker lol
@rebel1717
4 жыл бұрын
He definitely needed it when the Collectors invaded the Normandy
@bubbajoe117
3 жыл бұрын
Joker cracked his fingers in Mass effect 3 without any problems so he might have gotten started.
@MilanTehVillain
3 жыл бұрын
You'd think the Synthesis ending would've changed that, but nope.
@RichyArg
3 жыл бұрын
@@bubbajoe117 as far as I understand it, his condition particularly affected his legs and hips, not so much the rest of his bones, and even with the condition, i think it's manageable with Leg Braces.
@thedroid4681
3 жыл бұрын
It what should have happened if mordin was the only survivor after escorting the crew
@Smithburg01
7 жыл бұрын
Ocular nerve flashbangs would be fucking horrific lol
@mattstorm360
7 жыл бұрын
You hear about it in mass effect 3. In the shadow broker's office you can find a report on a Cerberus solder being interrogated. The interrogators ask a question and the solder's face blew off. I guess Mordin missed a bug seeing as the Illusive man took his advice.
@toomanyaccounts
3 жыл бұрын
@@mattstorm360 Mordin said he got the ones that were easy to find.
@mattstorm360
3 жыл бұрын
@@toomanyaccounts and gave the expensive ones back to Miranda.
@julietsmith5925
3 жыл бұрын
EDI probably told TIM.
@nobodycares3333
Жыл бұрын
He literally said - someone in your ship is f..cking with the space dogs
@marcusc9931
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully not Kelly.
@snappycenter7863
4 жыл бұрын
Scale itch? Damnit, Kelly!
@thesenate5291
3 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooof
@aiosquadron
3 жыл бұрын
What did she do?
@scrapkingkeita3825
3 жыл бұрын
@@aiosquadron the joke is that Kelly, known alien fucker without any known limit, fucked a varren, which is basically a dog
@Powerhaus88
2 жыл бұрын
@@scrapkingkeita3825 joke from where?
@madcap3450
Жыл бұрын
@@aiosquadron The "scale itch" as Mordin stated has found it's way onto the Normandy. He also says its and STD only carried by Varren (which are basically space dogs) the insinuation is that somebody aboard the ship has been having sex with varren. The consensus (or possibly just a joke) among the fanbase is that it must be Kelly since she goes off at length about how she is pansexual and has a thing for aliens
@rob11007
11 жыл бұрын
Dang he is fast at making those excuses up.
@mattstorm360
5 жыл бұрын
They aren't excuses. This is what he is working on. Stop bugging him.
@madhatter8167
3 жыл бұрын
@@mattstorm360 the Illusive Man wont
@mattstorm360
3 жыл бұрын
@@madhatter8167 That's why he destroyed the bugs. But he did return the most expensive ones to Miranda.
@madhatter8167
3 жыл бұрын
@@mattstorm360 never thought id get a reply from a comment made a year ago
@mattstorm360
3 жыл бұрын
@@madhatter8167 It's mad i tell you, but you already know that.
@thesenate5291
3 жыл бұрын
"Ocular nerve flashbangs more effective."- Mordin why did you have to say that on a ship with listening devices, they used this in ME3! (Broker terminal, Cerberus interrogation Audio transcript)
@shaun5809
3 жыл бұрын
Do you got a minute to talk?
@thesenate5291
3 жыл бұрын
@@shaun5809 I do.
@Nexsusthepro
4 жыл бұрын
Ocular nerve flashbangs was what they used in one of the shadowbroker files in mass effect 3!
@stevenstice6683
2 ай бұрын
He removed the surveilance equipment from his lab and returned the most expensive thing to Miranda. Someone must have put it back.
@SilentShadow07
6 жыл бұрын
The one at 1:03 with the Cerberus dental thing really had me like “WTF”.. when I first heard it! Creepy...
@PaiSAMSEN
5 жыл бұрын
It's turn into hillarious when Mordin suggest a more disturbing alternative (basically a mini granade behind your eyes).... ...which Cerberus apparently adopted it in ME3.
@tobe1207
3 жыл бұрын
It's a common spy thing irl, even since WW2, so if you get captured,instead of being tortured and imprisoned, you simply bite into it and die
@Riku-zv5dk
3 жыл бұрын
@@tobe1207 really, in some places it would be a mercy to use one rather than be captured
@toomanyaccounts
3 жыл бұрын
@@tobe1207 it requires some selection of agent to do it. don't want to pick the guy for the implant that likes to eat ice cubes or various hard candies
@KobaltKnight
3 жыл бұрын
@Danielle Jones One of the messages in the Shadow Broker terminal details an Alliance interrogation of a Cerberus operative. The operative's face explodes and one of the interrogators mentions that the operative appeared to have some sort of ocular flash-bang.
@jonathanvamos8636
4 жыл бұрын
"Joker got nervous" the big baby.
@StarshadowMelody
3 жыл бұрын
"... unless virus very intelligent. And Toying with me!"
@pearidolia
9 жыл бұрын
I love Mordin ❤️
@Twilitparadox
7 жыл бұрын
We all do :) He is the very model of a scientist Salarian
@izzatijam901
4 жыл бұрын
Mordin is awesomeness
@Milu0000000
11 жыл бұрын
Mordin is the best mad scientist ever. It's such a shame he couldn't be a squardmate in ME3. PS - Your Shepard is so pretty, care to share face codes? :)
@jamiemiller1482
2 жыл бұрын
What’s funny is if you look at Liara‘s terminal in mass effect three it seems the illusive man took Mordins advice to heart
@loqutor
7 жыл бұрын
The last one was gold.
@ercansisman745
5 жыл бұрын
No calibrations? Garrus wouldn't approve of his work.
5 жыл бұрын
Objection noted. Now, please release the krogan.
@shaun5809
3 жыл бұрын
Mordin burns you on that last one
@fictionarch
3 жыл бұрын
0:50 probably my favorite.
@DeathMessenger1988
10 жыл бұрын
Humans have only one heart But Krogan have two. So do Time Lords, Do you worry about a Time Lord-made Reaper too?
@charadreemurr5290
6 жыл бұрын
That would mean it would be immortal for 12 regeneration
@xandan1668
5 жыл бұрын
Time lords are extinct
@GreaterGrievobeast55
3 жыл бұрын
As if a timelord would ever be indoctrinated! Their far too advanced for even cy..*glares at timelord cybermen* well shit
@DeathMessenger1988
3 жыл бұрын
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 How about we consider everything about the 13th Doctor run (save the Davos-Master, who was epic) non-canon? For the sake of our sanity?
@GreaterGrievobeast55
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeathMessenger1988 _good idea!_
@PeoplecallmeLucifer
3 жыл бұрын
Who screwed a varren? ...really WHO SCREWED!? A VARREN?!
@557deadpool
3 жыл бұрын
>.>
@thegreyeyedcat9142
3 жыл бұрын
My money’s on Kelly
@stevenstice6683
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's Jacob.
@NicoTheCinderace
2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenstice6683 But the priiiiiiize
@deegahdo2.098
2 жыл бұрын
i think kelly did it considering her very lustful xenophilic mindset... oh fuck i took her on a date
@Cinemarkerz96
5 жыл бұрын
LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB SHEPARD
@cringemeat9430
7 ай бұрын
Since organ cloning is a thing in mass effect, couldn’t he just give joker his “cure” and then immediately swap his liver out
@stevenstice6683
2 ай бұрын
Might have been aware of Dr Heart's experiments and hated it.
@MolotovWithLux
5 жыл бұрын
*Perhaps later* *Some other time* *Later better*
@yoji0
10 жыл бұрын
Liver damage? Do I really wanna know?
@beanie4121
7 жыл бұрын
Alcoholism is an effective treatment for Vrolik syndrome!
@mattstorm360
5 жыл бұрын
@@beanie4121 But it would cause liver failure. Start from scratch.
@ladyselin35
2 жыл бұрын
Scale itch; why not Jack? Approaching sex casually and has a varren pet.
@Mis7erSeven
2 жыл бұрын
It's either her or Grunt.
@TheKefkah
3 жыл бұрын
Hmm. Tests...
@kceresmatias
3 жыл бұрын
0:08 Jack? -_-
@Agustin_Leal
3 жыл бұрын
Or Kelly.
@kinorris1709
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, you can get this after just recruiting Mordin. It's probably Kelly.
@Kanerudo
4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered who had sex with that varren. There are three, who could have done it: Kelly, Miranda or Jack Not sure if any of the guys would have done it.
@stevenstice6683
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Jacob. Sucks so bad. No, nonono. Too boring even for varren. Start from scratch.
@gigadoggo8197
3 жыл бұрын
Chad multiple excuses vs Virgin CaLiBrAtIoNs
@martijnvanweele6204
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't Mordin at another time ask Joker how many livers he has?
@Aileil
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Joker mentions that in the third game, after Mordin dies.
@LastZeel
3 жыл бұрын
Wait don't the krogan have 8 hearts?
@MilanTehVillain
3 жыл бұрын
Four.
@toomanyaccounts
3 жыл бұрын
@@MilanTehVillain that is their testicles that they have four of. they have two hearts
@gdttdeggegdh5471
8 жыл бұрын
So. Much. Bullshit.
@gdttdeggegdh5471
6 жыл бұрын
After rewatching this 2 years later, I have analyzed every single response he gives. All of them are perfectly valid, even though the unpleasant implications shouldn't be too bad considering he's a database of interspecies sex advices.
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