"I can't feel my gal bladder..." "D-do...do you even have a gal bladder?" "Oh no. It's worse than I thought!" I honestly died during this scene 11/10
@EvanSolomonBerger
4 жыл бұрын
When was this???
@crazypanda9869
4 жыл бұрын
10:07
@amz7828
2 жыл бұрын
@@EvanSolomonBerger In case you're asking where in the game, towards the end when you and your crew enjoy a movie night, Ryder and Callo reenact a scene
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345
7 жыл бұрын
So Shepard is awful at dancing and Ryder is terrible at jokes? Fair enough
@Her_Imperious_Condescension
5 жыл бұрын
SAM's even worse, though.
@allature
5 жыл бұрын
Ryder's dancing is just as bad tho
@bossshun9
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta have something bad.
@siegwardofcatarina100
3 жыл бұрын
I thought ryder was terrible at facial animations
@zelohendricks51
3 жыл бұрын
@@siegwardofcatarina100 yeah...sorry but that's overplayed
@vladimirtchuiev2218
7 жыл бұрын
SAM: "The shape of your face is mathematically comical". Well played SAM, well played.
@masterdude9419
7 жыл бұрын
funniest SAM joke in the game!
@LowenTheSly
7 жыл бұрын
"He was so young, and... Salarian!"
@thefiresworddragon927
7 жыл бұрын
One_More_Wolf If he was more Mordin… Who knows?
@angells81
6 жыл бұрын
One_More_Wolf the funny thing is salarians only live 40 years
@proverbialking3452
6 жыл бұрын
The real question is...does he sing?
@ltdowney
5 жыл бұрын
I can't feel my... gall bladder!
@Enterprise-D666
5 жыл бұрын
Luke Downey Do you even have a gallbladder?
@betogoncalves4426
6 жыл бұрын
Drack: So why you're telling me this? Peebee: ehh You're almost dead anyway Drack: HAHAHAHHHAHH
@spartanq7781
5 жыл бұрын
That is the best banter in the game.
@christopheredwards9904
4 жыл бұрын
@@spartanq7781 what about Liam and Drack? Liam: "So you decided: 'I want some bone on my shit.' who'd you call?" Drack: "Bone guy." Liam:"Boe guy?" Drack: *"Bone guy."*
@LoreleiStClair
6 жыл бұрын
"The rules didn't tell me what to order, so I just waited *forever* " ACTUALLY DIED WHEN I HEARD THAT
@austinbutcher8106
3 жыл бұрын
Thts the turian way
@lkcrpn
7 жыл бұрын
Liam: "Who Pissed in your Cereal?" Jaal: "Your Doctor"
@RyanKing00
7 жыл бұрын
"incoming" drack is kool-aid man
@Sumi_Yoshizawa
7 жыл бұрын
*kool-aid krogan
@josephrubio7903
6 жыл бұрын
Best thing I saw in this game😆
@GrumpyBritishJedi
3 жыл бұрын
*Ahem* Wrex piledriving a shuttle. That is all.
@Gabrielle-zu9oh
Жыл бұрын
I love that SAM, having been created by a dad, can only tell dad jokes.
@nauticalpixel
5 жыл бұрын
Drack: Let me be old and cranky in peace. My favorite line.
@christopheredwards9904
4 жыл бұрын
my favorite was the line before that "I hate you all" but then *After* he says that, he says to Vored: "I'm right here, and no, I don't hate you"
@Nubii0_23
6 жыл бұрын
This game didn’t deserve to die
@marcoboscarol2420
5 жыл бұрын
It didnt it will probably continue. Just speculation at this point thought
@asheer9114
4 жыл бұрын
@@marcoboscarol2420 Nope, its dead as dead game can be dead...
@citus333
4 жыл бұрын
My heart.
@citus333
4 жыл бұрын
@@marcoboscarol2420 Are you joking? You are saying this in a context where EA cancelled Battlefield 5 because its not performing enough. A game with a ginormous community and a hell lot better performance than andromeda in sales. EA kills series that dont make enough money.
@Nubii0_23
4 жыл бұрын
citus333 I highly doubt it’s dead. Mass Effect isn’t Star Wars, it’s not big enough of a galaxy to just scrap Andromeda’s story for a new one
@lkcrpn
7 жыл бұрын
best excuse of 2017 Scott Ryder, "I just didn't like her." XD
@jacobpieters4500
7 жыл бұрын
2l1k2c0rp10n isn't it like 2267 or something though?
@lkcrpn
7 жыл бұрын
actually come to think of it it should have been 2767, thanks m8
@iowaclassbattleship7215
6 жыл бұрын
“Here, I’ll just break this wine glass against the head of a 1000 pound krogan’s armor plated forehead”. Bad move.
@SpicyDeddy
4 жыл бұрын
And then somehow a SALARIAN manages to knock Ryder down. The only explanation I could find for that is that he was hopped up on drugs
@phoenixevo87
7 жыл бұрын
That AI hoping everyone dies got me, actually this whole video was gold. Especially the Drack moments
@_Javik_
7 жыл бұрын
Krogan seem to have an uncanny blunt humor
@swankestcross4541
7 жыл бұрын
optimus prime yeah especially when all Drack could say after he went through a wall- "Ha ha ha, Hi" 😂
@joriandrake
7 жыл бұрын
The alien AI is a lot more nicer if you take custody of it for the Initiative. It does worry me tho what she could do there tho. For its defense, it would make any of us batshit crazy to be imprisoned under ice for centuries, alone.
@res20stupid
7 жыл бұрын
Hey, Kool-Aid!
@danielaghioldi8364
6 жыл бұрын
phoenixevo87 ii
@ransherman1611
7 жыл бұрын
jaal: "fuck over" xDDDDD
@jalincaldwell
7 жыл бұрын
Drack's moments were often my favorite, something about the old dinosaur(literally) is just gut busting to me. Like his interactions with the crew are always enjoyable, or the time he backed you up at a bar fight
@Professor-TripleExtraLarge
7 жыл бұрын
14:10 Ryder, "looks like someone's holding a grudge." Drack, "I'll teach him a thing or two about how to hold it" *Smashes two raiders.* I fucking love Drack
@ezequielmorales4221
6 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Merc They fly after the attack 😂
@Slothgreedenvy
6 жыл бұрын
6:27 'Rotten Scoundrel' "Hey now!" Ryder exclaimed. "The drink. Not you."
@arthurmingo
7 жыл бұрын
Jaal: There is supposedly a store where one can buy "iced cream" Ryder (Being extra basic): What? Where? Jaal, ice cream is the best. It makes the struggle worthwhile. Next Ryder will want a pumpkin spiced latte.
@revdaddy6934
7 жыл бұрын
Arthur Mingo do those taste good if so I can see it
@arthurmingo
7 жыл бұрын
THEREVOLUTIONbruh Gaming a lot of women like them
@revdaddy6934
7 жыл бұрын
Arthur Mingo yeah OK I get it... I think
@fowlfarquad9136
5 жыл бұрын
This comment made me laugh way too much
@olgagerman9216
5 жыл бұрын
I bet there won't be next Ryder
@Chroma710
7 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite moments is when SAM says "calculating the trajectory of the punchline" when you ask SAM to tell a joke. Also alot of Vetra & Drack moments were funny too.
@petargrad2293
7 жыл бұрын
Peebee has done more to destroy the Asari's reputation then every stripper on the Citadel
@ElMarcoHoJ
6 жыл бұрын
Petargrad 2 No, that was every high-ranking official Asari who kept their Prothean beacon secret until the last minute, fucking themselves and everyone else over.
@ちはマダラ
6 жыл бұрын
what do you mean
@hunterskidmore1672
6 жыл бұрын
Darth Revan near the end of mass effect three
@ちはマダラ
6 жыл бұрын
no i mean petargrad 2 comment
@josephhillyard3040
6 жыл бұрын
Petargrad 2 ok dartigan
@megamanx1291
6 жыл бұрын
The dialoge in andromeda is the best part, party members actually talk, non-stop with new dialoge each time. Quite staggering
@fizzplease6742
7 жыл бұрын
Vetra's laugh omg.
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345
7 жыл бұрын
And speaking of her, Turians can whistle?
@centristcommisar7828
5 жыл бұрын
Simple-Commentator-not-really Yes. Their lips are just different from humans, Asari, Quarians, and even Krogan.
@SpicyDeddy
4 жыл бұрын
Centrist Commisar Well I mean the way their mouths are shaped it looks like it’d be pretty easy
@jcksparrowfan
7 жыл бұрын
"Relax, your MAJESTY."
@riannamcintosh9210
7 жыл бұрын
Jaal's laugh at 6:45 is the best
@brandonruiz7588
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like Papi's laugh from Proud Family.
@a_llama
3 жыл бұрын
8:27 assuming the asari lifespan is 1000 years, composed of 365 earth days, a millionth of 1% of their lifespan is approx. 5 minutes
@VIO__
7 жыл бұрын
I love this game. I've noticed how a lot of Ryder's autodialogue is different based on what your primary personality dialogue is.. For instance, this video seems to have a ton of sarcastic/casual autodialogue even when talking to crew members. My first playthrough I primarily used the emotional dialogue and that's the same way he spoke during auto moments. This... is much funnier. I have to try a sarcastic run.
@annlee6102
2 жыл бұрын
I think this feature was directly copied from Dragon Age 2, because the dialogues of Hawke, the protagonist of the game, will change, if you're focusing on the peaceful, sarcastic or aggressive dialogue options.
@ijustlivehere15
7 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic ryder is the only way to play imo.
@Fr0st1989
7 жыл бұрын
That elcor knock knock joke was great :D I love these videos
@thefiresworddragon927
7 жыл бұрын
NO_FUN_ALLOWED Why is it great? I'm like Vaal here.
@123Nightcloud
6 жыл бұрын
David Firesword in case you're seriously asking: while Elcor are expressive (by Elcor standards) by slight twitches and scents, most other species don't notice so they started to explain the mood of their sentence when they say it, e.g. "angrily, leave me alone" or "relieved, thank you human" etc. According to the codex on Elcor, their expressions make "a human smile seem as subtle as a firework" due to their lack of clear/obvious expressiveness. Their voices are also monotone, which doesn't help matters!
@random3857
6 жыл бұрын
I mean, I get it but I don't find it funny. A better one is: An elcor playing Poker, ''Bluff: All in.''
@CuT7yFlaM
6 жыл бұрын
Ok so I finished the game yesterday. I really enjoyed it. While I had most of these lines, I missed so many of these ! They are hilarious! I feel bad that the game went through so much hard time to bomb in the end, but it went better than I expected or heard. It's not the best, but it's definitely not bad. The characters were casual, almost self-aware, and the sarcasm was amazing. The jokes are on point and the tone fits perfectly. Wish they will make another on the same style!
@vidmanandrew09
3 жыл бұрын
1:49 Drack be channeling his inner Kool-Aid Man. I’d also like to add that I’m surprised the Tempest didn’t implode from *everyone’s sass.* The biggest sources have got to be Vetra and Drack.
@Manoto17
7 жыл бұрын
Do you even have a gul bladder? Oh, no it's worst then I thought! I'm buying the game now.
@_Javik_
7 жыл бұрын
Fuck over
@Blackice_blade
7 жыл бұрын
You had too much high grade
@JoeMartinez18
7 жыл бұрын
Optimus prime, is that an atempt to speak in human slang?
@shaynesimmons7487
5 жыл бұрын
Was it worth It?
@saberwaspgg
4 жыл бұрын
I could go for some high grade.
@MikeBenko
6 жыл бұрын
Break a bottle on a Krogan's skull... Yes...Genius move!
@thesho21
6 жыл бұрын
I feel like 13:00 to 13:04 is a dig at the reason reapers exist and the ending of ME3. "Hey Shepard, I don't want organics to be killed by synthetics so I made some synthetics to kill organics."
@christopheredwards9904
4 жыл бұрын
If you bring drack with you to Kadara and he steps in the sulfur water, he'll say it tickles.
@TessaxMusic95
7 жыл бұрын
The ice cream part is one of my favorite Funny Parts on ME:A!! 🤣 mainly because I LOVE ice cream and Ryder's reaction would've been EXACTLY mine as well! 😂👏👏❤️🍦
@junehollybell5977
7 жыл бұрын
" do you even have a gall bladder" and people say salarians are smart xD
@Egenix52
7 жыл бұрын
"Why are you telling *me* all this stuff ? Ah, you're almost dead anyway" (Drack heartly laughs) "I'll kill you first and wear your spine as a hat, bitch"
@Over10rDPrime
7 жыл бұрын
Drack = Drax the Destroyer in terms of laughing XD
@andyhaber89
3 жыл бұрын
liam making ice and vetra helping was my favorite.
@Netsaver
7 жыл бұрын
What's a good sci fi series without a space bar fight?
@christopheredwards9904
4 жыл бұрын
no bar fight, then it's not a real sifi series. Period
@markbaltazar6916
5 жыл бұрын
Ryder: Looks like someone's holding a grudge. Drack: I'll teach him a thing or two on how to hold a grudge. *Proceeds to charge at the enemy and slams his weapon on the ground*
@reflectedpower609
7 жыл бұрын
2:49 Maybe having rider be the pathfinder isn't a good idea.
@prestongarvey7203
6 жыл бұрын
*entirity of liam loyalty mission*
@Huron2000
7 жыл бұрын
Your Scott Ryder is really hot
@camprockbrothersrule
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I was thinking the same thing. Gonna have to try the white hair. Definitely doing it for me.
@inkblot314
7 жыл бұрын
that AI just don't gaf 😂😂😂😂😂
@LordAnubisGaming
6 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic Ryder. Freakin killing me man xD. This game and its crew are off the chain too lol.
@emmanuel4989
7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who laughed when drack told the knock knock joke about the elchor? I don't know why I found this so funny.
@phoenixevo87
7 жыл бұрын
Emmanuel Ogundele Drack hates elcore and always finds the time to talk shit about them, his joke was just priceless after knowing that
@emmanuel4989
7 жыл бұрын
I also love how it even makes Ryder chuckle.
@luqmanr
7 жыл бұрын
i love that one lmaoooo
@brynphillips9957
7 жыл бұрын
Part of me would love to see an Elcor warrior though as part of the Quarian Pathfinder's team if/when we get a Quarian ark DLC.
@ahjbyfyfihsdifhsuidh
7 жыл бұрын
maybe even a hanar pathfinder, it would be funny
@Sejuani89
4 жыл бұрын
"I'd say take your best shot but we both know what your best shot looks like" Damn! That burns even in Voeld.. 😂
@DrKnockers05
4 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how much Tom Taylorson (male Ryder's voice actor) sounds JUST like Nolan North?! It's practically uncanny!
@junehollybell5977
7 жыл бұрын
vorn is.... a really colorful krogan like... woah o.o
@Resvain
3 жыл бұрын
Drack is a legend, I remember loving his loyalty mission mostly because of humour.
@23Guille23
7 жыл бұрын
1:46 Simply Drack :D
@josephrubio7903
6 жыл бұрын
Though of the same thing when I saw drack do that😆
@woody72691
9 ай бұрын
I will sya this again. THIS GAME AND CHARATCERS ARE GREAT. the fact a team with no experience built this and made the combat so fun is amazing. i just wish people cause a riot over it before we found out about the Quarian Ark
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja
3 жыл бұрын
6:49 Drack honestly reminds me of Drax the destroyer.
@aidyk85
3 жыл бұрын
22:10 Ryder: “We’re all better off without him” Addison: “Brecka might disagree; his job now includes everything Spender did... Brecka (Sarci Russian Accent) “ THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH!”
@jpagner4067
3 жыл бұрын
Gonna replay Andromeda once I finish Mass Effect Legendary Edition. That game was great.
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
Where do you find this ancient AI?! It's hilarious 😂
@brynphillips9957
7 жыл бұрын
Voeld, after you take out the Kett base the dome that covers a digsite gets removed and there is a quest at one of the settlements to go down into the digsite to look for what the Kett were after.
@zwiebeldogs
7 жыл бұрын
Bryn Phillips Thank you!
@christopheredwards9904
4 жыл бұрын
in the angaran ruined city the kett desperatly were trying to get into on Voeld
@nazeemaizad
3 жыл бұрын
"Archon dont blame your people. This clusterfuck is all you". 🤣🤣🤣
@liblib898
Жыл бұрын
Andromeda was basically a frat house and I'm here for it
@Bacxaber
5 жыл бұрын
"Not rehashing everything old and ending up the same." -- PB Take note, Bioware.
@optimaltt6070
2 жыл бұрын
They did. Not that you have the faculties to notice.
@peterparker7293
7 жыл бұрын
can you please show how you created your Ryder?I can't find it in the archives!
@maciejromaniuk3014
7 жыл бұрын
yeah that face is gold. fits a jackass ryder
@TessaxMusic95
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I was just about to ask that!
@UltimateDoomSoldier
6 жыл бұрын
TessaMxdory95, a Wattpad Author that doesn't explain. How though 😂
@Tohofan122
7 жыл бұрын
Peebee has such a cute laugh!!!!
@a.s.raiyan2003-4
Жыл бұрын
Turians like Garrus and Vetra nail those Asari voices.
@comradethegreat3599
3 жыл бұрын
"Is that a prediction, or a promise?" "A hope." That part had me dying. Too bad I killed the Voeld AI.
@prosackmetheus5409
7 жыл бұрын
lmao Tann roasted Ryder.
@christopheredwards9904
4 жыл бұрын
Ryder's roast was better. S/he just got the Pathfinder job, while Tann has had his job for a little under a year now and still everything's shit on the Nexus, at least when Ryder does his job, he/she's pretty damn good at it.
@clothar23
3 жыл бұрын
@@christopheredwards9904 To be fair a lot of that was due to Daddy hedging his bets.
@irukajzaweit4197
7 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could make puns on Voeld.
@MonsterMode2011
3 жыл бұрын
0:49 “How toxic can it be....ah SHIT! Okay don’t touch that.” 🤣🤣🤣
@kyletracht8276
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tann doesn't even deny he's just pretending that he knows what he's doing.
@H240909
7 жыл бұрын
Anyone calling this game a 5/10 has clearly never played it
@Siberian.
5 жыл бұрын
Absoluetly. In any case, this is a 4/10 max
@missmist97
5 жыл бұрын
They can fuck over
@austhiralif3468
5 жыл бұрын
People are being too harsh about this game..this game is not that bad it's actually really fun..Those who are saying shit about this can Go F yourself
@medusawitchful
5 жыл бұрын
@@austhiralif3468 animation is bad but joke is gold
@TheZero696
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple guy they purposely make ugly female companions so why should I buy ahaha
@TheLastBabyMan
7 жыл бұрын
tweak the animations and faces, fix some bugs with a couple patches and we may have a goty contender.
@mjaazzyy
7 жыл бұрын
Didn't they patch the glitches and half the animations ?
@TheLastBabyMan
7 жыл бұрын
A lot actually, but there's still a bit of cleaning up to do.
@_Javik_
7 жыл бұрын
Jaal should tell them to fuck over
@02091992able
7 жыл бұрын
Yes they did fix some of the animations I believe more will come.
@naufaldirahmatullah187
7 жыл бұрын
nope
@TheHufflepuffSaint
3 жыл бұрын
Andromeda is so underrated, sure its launch wasn't great but its still good and funny. Awesome looking Ryder by the way dude.
@styxxrivier673
7 жыл бұрын
"Hey! I know how not to get exalted - get exalted! You idiot."
@InugamiTheHound
7 жыл бұрын
OMG I love these videos. I've played andromeda and i found some of these funny moments. But man hearing Jaal say "fuck over" and talking about ice cream is hilarious and awesome. Also I think two most polar opposite teammates in Vetra and Liam. Not many funny moments in the car but they did have some funny moments during missions. Both our Ryder are male and have grey/white hair(I have undercut and I made my ryder Asian) and we have same tattoo.
@kaptainkoffee9074
3 жыл бұрын
Yep I'm saying it again, Mass Effect Andromeda is essentially Stargate SG1 and Jaal is Teal'c. I couldn't put my finger on why I liked it so much.
@sarahhayes1138
3 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! IT IS!
@kevinle8477
3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, your Ryder avatar looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@thefiresworddragon927
7 жыл бұрын
9:06 And after the 1millionth time you watch this, you will get this Pompeii reference.
@dredgentow6996
3 жыл бұрын
as a new player (a week and half), Drack make me laugh everytime he does something
@thefiresworddragon927
7 жыл бұрын
Whoever smashed a glass on Drack's head just made my day. Another day well spent.
@TrojanGamer10
3 жыл бұрын
1:58 "Why all the bones? Trying to be some kind of supervillain?" "Yes." "Cooool."
@Tvdiet
3 жыл бұрын
Every time I finish this game I see these videos and I Immediately want to replay the.
@Lemontarts01
3 жыл бұрын
"Hearts* - Krogan have 4 and I ain't saying shit" Godamn that made me miss wrexes attitude
@AliceValentine
7 жыл бұрын
I just can't imagine Cait's voice actor NOT swearing lol
@ampjr99
7 жыл бұрын
peebee= peanut butter got it lol
@christopheredwards9904
4 жыл бұрын
Pelesari butter and jelly sandwich
@SadLasagne67432
5 жыл бұрын
Crazed squadmates laughing while jumping through the air part 2
@nateyolo9827
7 жыл бұрын
0:49 no drack no
@ThiccBirdBoi
7 жыл бұрын
this game is actually not that bad... if u can ignore the weird ass facial animation
@voidwalkerthedragon5300
7 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect really doesnt do all that good when it comes to facial emotions and all hat crap.
@Lagatrus
6 жыл бұрын
Honestly... I actually like the weird facia animations. Quite funny. But the best part is the banter... Jesus that humor
@RopeDrink
6 жыл бұрын
It's only for humans - the aliens look great, particularly Krogans. You can mod the main cast to look more palatable, but yes, there are stiff animation moments -- doesn't change the fact the game is fun/entertaining. Even just my second playthrough (first was at release, I'm playing a year later) and that's hundreds of hours burned each time. It's not a bad game at all - it's just not a 'great Mass Effect'.
@ColonelBragg
6 жыл бұрын
I think the Witcher just raised the bar then again i really think mass effect should become a first person game
@venomrulesall
6 жыл бұрын
Cato Sicarius I have to disagree on that. We don't need another first person shooter. It's getting old. We already have Halo and Doom
@meep6188
7 жыл бұрын
The trend here is a lot of the funny banter was with Peebee, hence why she is the best character
@Redstarthehunter
5 жыл бұрын
Men, we have a tie. I myself suffer to choose between Vetra and Peebee
@Slacker28
4 жыл бұрын
4:52 did I just respect Tann?
@ezequielmorales4221
6 жыл бұрын
7:36 I love that old krogan
@thehistorydoc9775
4 жыл бұрын
Peebee: Ryder never let’s anybody else drive this thing Vetra: *whistles* Peebee: YOU DRIVED THIS THING!?
@who.lou_lou
4 жыл бұрын
I actually love this game.
@logosmaxima2775
6 жыл бұрын
All this funny stuff make me cry. So much potential
@mmubin
7 жыл бұрын
Drack and Jaal is the best combo for funny moment
@TaggerungJuska
Жыл бұрын
Umi backing up Ryder and Drack when they got into a bar fight always cracks me up
@Cloofinder
7 жыл бұрын
That A.I on Agara makes me think of HK-47 from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. Synical and abrasive.
@ChloePricesNumberOneSimp
5 жыл бұрын
My most to least favorite companions 1.Drack (He's like the Garrus of Andromeda and I love his character) 2.Jaal 3.Vetra 4.Peebee 5.Cora 6.Liam Romanced Suvi with fem Ryder
@speedscampi5217
2 жыл бұрын
Ik I'm 2 years late but mine is 1. Peebee 2. Drack 3. Ja'al 4. Cora 5. Vetra 6. Liam
@doyley2502
6 жыл бұрын
they way jaal said fuck over is funny every time
@maksymilianziele28
Жыл бұрын
20:29 " [...], you can't just kill someone cause of the way they looked at you!"
@GrimmDraco
5 жыл бұрын
jaal: it's suddenly very hot in here me: you are on an ice planet
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