From Garrus I've learned 2 things: 1. Krogans have 4 testicles 2. Someone is making a killing out there
@aaron75fy
3 жыл бұрын
you never learned that something around here needs to be calibrated?
@SuperNiceteeth
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how rich you could be in the game if it let you loot those from all the krogan you kill.
@devinjason6841
3 жыл бұрын
instaBlaster.
@sanninshima
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperNiceteeth not even that, all the tank grown Krogan. Snip off their balls then send them at the enemy. Ez win and money
@captaina-d7871
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that your guns need calibrating
@BananabroJr
3 жыл бұрын
Shepard while drunk "yes put the thing... In the thing where you put stuff" Tali while drunk "eeeemeegincy induction porrrt"
@kitsunewraith7208
2 жыл бұрын
Thats a straw
@shaddow2022
2 жыл бұрын
@@kitsunewraith7208 eeemergency induction poorrtt
@bluesrike
Жыл бұрын
@@shaddow2022 It's actually getting harder to get it into the slot. I think that means it working...
@Dovahkiin27839
6 ай бұрын
@@shaddow2022Shepard: That's a straw Tali Tali pulls out a shotgun: EMERGANCEEEY INDUKSHON PORT!!!!
@stealthhunter6998
5 жыл бұрын
26:28 is my favourite. “The lizard people evolved? They used to eat flies...”
@BlueShellshock
4 жыл бұрын
"Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey." Garrus: "We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?"
@KritoSkywaker
3 жыл бұрын
Grunt: Not often enough...
@МаксБурый-р2ю
Жыл бұрын
Tali: It's twice a day at least
@operationangel7940
Жыл бұрын
Legion: Shepard Commander orders us to statistically likely death at a rate of 1.7 instances per day, rounded down.
@thevashfan12392
5 жыл бұрын
the salarian's reaction to garrus saying "I hear vorcha prefer it grilled" PRICELESS!!!
@Guppynator25
4 жыл бұрын
13:24 “we can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn’t I told?” “Not often enough”
@MasterHall117
Жыл бұрын
Tali: at least twice a day
@Verdugo_Arulaq
4 жыл бұрын
“Taste like mighty fine ass” A man of culture I see
@jlord5078
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@net343
2 жыл бұрын
10:50
@1597B
2 жыл бұрын
Legion doing the Robot has got to be one of the best things I've seen.
@frenchdoge
5 жыл бұрын
Wrex's relationship with Tali and Liara is funny
@QDSGames
5 жыл бұрын
You're like the head butting uncle I never had.
@DrenobiumOrchid
5 жыл бұрын
@@QDSGames To be totally fair, who wouldn't want an uncle like Wrex? Imagine that kind of guy in your every day life....lol
@hypocritelife8018
4 жыл бұрын
is it here? what min?
@Yetizod1
3 жыл бұрын
Everything about Wrex is funny.
@driftingwolf0
3 жыл бұрын
@@Yetizod1 guns and explosives for your birthday and real live fire combat every visit. What's not to love.
@rystat
3 жыл бұрын
i cant believe only garrus misses the amazing elevator dialogue
@healmyvision5941
3 жыл бұрын
Garrus and every player ever
@captaina-d7871
3 жыл бұрын
Agree
@MandalorianRevan
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I never skip the elevator dialogue in the legendary edition. T If I was in a hurry or not in the mood for elevator banter, I would take the rapid transit.
@S117M4sterChief
5 жыл бұрын
17:20 Oh no...Legion...has been infected...with MEMES!!!
@TheHulk1850
5 жыл бұрын
Huh, I guess us organics and synthetics aren't so different after all!!
@wuftchan8299
4 жыл бұрын
what meme is that?
@JoaoLucas-jt9gi
4 жыл бұрын
Howard the alien. Legion, the Geth
@perryzheng8372
3 жыл бұрын
this isnt a meme but seems like it could be a meme
@valemontgomery9401
3 жыл бұрын
The MEMES, Jack!
@tomselleck4590
3 жыл бұрын
Kal Reager shouting,"You have a Geth, right behind you!" never gets old xD
@mimisezlol
2 жыл бұрын
I love Kal
@bruhgod123
Жыл бұрын
if only they didnt kill kal off screen and made us only know about his death via an email
@RoninGaming6602
Жыл бұрын
@@bruhgod123 he survived in my playthrough, spoke to him during Tali's loyalty mission. You have to kill the colossus pretty quickly for him to live.
@bruhgod123
Жыл бұрын
@@RoninGaming6602 no in mass effect 3 he dies off screen
@RoninGaming6602
Жыл бұрын
@@bruhgod123 Ahhh okay my bad
@fellowtemplar5679
5 жыл бұрын
Trolling Salarians never gets old.
@perryzheng8372
4 жыл бұрын
*sad mordin noises
@MiGujack3
3 жыл бұрын
@@perryzheng8372 Mordin be like: Not suprising. Salarian flesh very nutritious due to fast metabolism.
@aaron75fy
3 жыл бұрын
@@MiGujack3 Wrex: I knew there was something I liked about you
@QDSGames
3 жыл бұрын
@@aaron75fy ... you little smartass pyjack.
@whenthemusicsover6028
4 жыл бұрын
"Geth do not infiltrate." Rather ironic, coming from someone whose class is literally 'Geth Infiltrator'. :P
@TheDriver458
4 жыл бұрын
"Geth do not *intentionally* infiltrate."
@austinbutcher8106
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDriver458 *uses tactical cloak*
@allykayalltheway6631
3 жыл бұрын
"I am Prothean, I never feel okay." Me: Maybe I am Prothean.
@PrettyPinkPersephone
4 жыл бұрын
The salarian falling for the asari stripper is possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@jlord5078
3 жыл бұрын
How has no one mentioned that Kasumi was more than willing to film Jack and Miranda doing it!?
@Shiverwar
2 жыл бұрын
She knows what sells well.
@82dorrin
3 жыл бұрын
Drunk Tali: And you like me too! Javik: This conversation is over That's not a denial, Javik...
@MasterHall117
Жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him, she crazy
@FrizzleLamb
5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you active. LONG LIVE THE MASS EFFECT FANDOM!
@aidencampbell9120
5 жыл бұрын
Will miss this series for ever
@Gooberwares
3 жыл бұрын
Hells yeah
@MasterHall117
Жыл бұрын
Long live the fandom!
@plasticchairguy6471
Жыл бұрын
This franchise is either a series of games with the best stories, gameplay and lore......or is a massive comedy
@justincummings8557
3 ай бұрын
Why not both? You’re also forgetting the nightmare fuel monsters and the utter trauma of saving the universe three times in a row. At least
@skinheed5001
3 жыл бұрын
The amount of sexual tension between Shepard and Garrus is astonishing
@Gooberwares
3 жыл бұрын
The bisexual lines are blurring !!
@Cdubya
3 жыл бұрын
Nah you just different
@keandregreen5628
3 жыл бұрын
The amount is 0
@skinheed5001
3 жыл бұрын
@@keandregreen5628 lies
@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
3 жыл бұрын
@@skinheed5001 shep and garrus are bromosexual
@TheOtherLPer203
3 жыл бұрын
"you're stuck here until this quarantine is over. that could take weeks." god i wish it was only a few weeks, shepard.
@KopperNeoman
Жыл бұрын
Aria wasn't quarantining the flu to fuck Omega's economy over.
@rookiedrifter4273
5 жыл бұрын
Javik sounds so defeated when he says "It was no dream." He REALLY wanted it to be a dream.
@captaina-d7871
3 жыл бұрын
I mean how would you feel if you where the last human alive in a world full of rat people or I dont know what.
@gormauslander
2 жыл бұрын
Javik was almost uncomfortably racist all the time
@b4byj3susm4n
Жыл бұрын
@@gormauslander He’s like if a Roman centurion suddenly found himself in today’s times. Not fond of all the “barbarians” now running things.
@superking-nicolaslucau7252
Жыл бұрын
@@gormauslanderThis is as stupid as saying people who dont like dogs are racist
@MasterHall117
Жыл бұрын
@@gormauslander I like him tho, equal opportunistic racist at your service
@AmerikanSkull
3 жыл бұрын
17:20 *Commander Shepard* "Legion, mind telling me what you are doing?" *Legion* "Shepard-Commander, we are gathering consensus. "
@jlord5078
2 жыл бұрын
"- And the consensus is telling us to quote 'get funky'."
@brendankelly2653
2 жыл бұрын
@@jlord5078 they probably uploaded "Boney M - Rasputin" to their network.
@operationangel7940
Жыл бұрын
@@jlord5078There was a music file…..no data available.
@onewingedguy
3 жыл бұрын
"Go for the optics, Chatika" ... GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!
@vinny_a350
5 жыл бұрын
You're a legend Jaguar550 for making these amazing Mass Effect videos!
@roboticgalaxy5658
5 жыл бұрын
When Tali started shooting at Legion I died...
@MrKrossix
5 жыл бұрын
I'm just surprised to see the community so alive… I mean, it isn't really that weird with the characters in this franchise, but still… It's also kind of good timing, I just hopped out of Mass Effect 2
@SPACEHARICE
5 жыл бұрын
the recent ea pass has pushed alot of people towards this series again
@Nudel-nc1cp
3 жыл бұрын
@@SPACEHARICE Yep and we have remaster coming out soon. Oh boi. Can't wait to play it again.
@gormauslander
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nudel-nc1cp did you play it again?
@morganv.9325
5 жыл бұрын
When legion started dancing i cackled
@EastlakeRasta7
3 жыл бұрын
he could've busted out the Michael Jackson missed opportunity sadly lol
@anthonyclark9591
3 жыл бұрын
@@EastlakeRasta7 He should of done that at the Citadel when they brought him to the club instead of bitching about organics. 16:34
@dudeitssalt4249
5 жыл бұрын
The Prothean sounds like he'll say "Wakanda Forever"any minute now
@thesupremegentlemanatheist7382
5 жыл бұрын
The voice actor is Jaimacan.
@sonictj3
5 жыл бұрын
I feel they might joke that if the series does come back.
@examination4088
3 жыл бұрын
Why can I hear this in my head now??
@hesusdanu170
3 жыл бұрын
@@sonictj3 there will be a mass effect 4
@sarcasticsatan7335
3 жыл бұрын
@@hesusdanu170 there is a remaster coming in May not a new game tho
@dmaxcustom
5 жыл бұрын
I am replaying the trilogy for the nth time again. Totally worth it.
@kspayton
5 жыл бұрын
45:32 tali's tattoo sounds epic I wanna see some fan art.
@CheomaNozomi
4 жыл бұрын
I think, there is actually an official Artwork sonewhere 🤔
@LostCauseRT
3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah there is
@MisterJax
Жыл бұрын
“This one feels like a flower” 😂 Garrus is hilarious
@jaguar550
5 жыл бұрын
Working on Part 3 coming soon! Stay N7:D
@RSNTM3NT
5 жыл бұрын
YES! Thank you! Been waiting for this!!
@wboughyman
5 жыл бұрын
Watching these takes me back; I miss these characters; Andromeda isn't a terrible game but it can't hold a flame to these 3 games
@talizorahvasnormandy6932
5 жыл бұрын
"I think you're just a big stupid jellyfish" 😂😂
@Sabouma28
5 жыл бұрын
Damn.... you can play these games so many times, and everytime you'll see or hear something new
@Doc_Aspy
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I can't take this series seriously. Also, I never realized how much of a dad/uncle friend Wrex could be
@alexandrojavierpinto2501
5 жыл бұрын
17:18 Everyone hates Legion. 49:33 Javik.. Do you really..
@connarkent282
3 жыл бұрын
You can end up sleeping with him on the citadel dlc
@alexandrojavierpinto2501
3 жыл бұрын
@@connarkent282 I know "Not a word!"
@bruhgod123
Жыл бұрын
theres a chance he simps for quarians
@missboo5342
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gawd ,the turian and quarian conversation on illium... the turian is a "nice guy " :D
@jinxedly823
5 жыл бұрын
He is a nice friend.
@ForsakenDreamer7
5 жыл бұрын
And also a "white knight".
@mrwyatt1456
4 жыл бұрын
warystatue33 honestly I think he’s that good friend she’s trusted for a while and never saw as a love interest which is kinda rough for boyo there
@mrreaper6615
4 жыл бұрын
Brother got friendzoned :(
@anthonyclark9591
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrreaper6615 the man was str8 simping, smdh
@Anonie324
4 жыл бұрын
41:30 Shepard is possessed by the ghost of a Canadian
@samparsons5867
5 жыл бұрын
2:32 I don't what was worst, the cold or the corporations. Onr will freeze your balls off and the other will sell them out from under you. That line from Joker will never get old! Also 10:15 about Rupert being a janitor and cook was beyond funny. "Rupert, something different with tonight's meal. It seems you put in more food and less ass."
@JJsiN84
3 жыл бұрын
I am a "sexual" rival unlike anything you have faced before! 😎 Damn Liara, you won me over with that burn 🔥
@tylertheultimatebadass87
3 жыл бұрын
>"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate... except those designated as Geth infiltrators"
@aaron75fy
3 жыл бұрын
*quarian and turian have a conversation in public, quarian complains when someone can hear them*
@Saward420
4 жыл бұрын
I always missed “Geth do not intentionally infiltrate” as a kid
@SideComment24
2 жыл бұрын
That sass from Javik, I really wasn't expecting that. Caught me off guard. 36:40
@nullhazard7569
Жыл бұрын
His accent makes it even better.
@dhruvchampaneri5670
3 жыл бұрын
46:49. In the background you can hear someone say " what the fuck are you doing?!"
@AvengerBB1
4 жыл бұрын
Legion doing the robot....... I died. This is what the world needs right now. Legion doing the frickin robot!
@holdencross5904
3 жыл бұрын
I love mass effect and need to hear more of these elevator chats
@healmyvision5941
3 жыл бұрын
All of them
@super_vitaminko
5 жыл бұрын
i'm garrus vakarian and THIS IS MY RECTUM.
@xerobys1965
4 жыл бұрын
I love when Tali is drunk ^u^
@healmyvision5941
3 жыл бұрын
Wuuuuuuhmm
@CrimsonRegalia
3 жыл бұрын
(22:45)... My theory on the Asari is when the Protheans edited their genes to give them enhanced biotic abilities, they also made them sexually attractive to most species in the galactic community to make them better ambassadors and give them an edge in leading the next cycle.
@thesixthkid7689
3 жыл бұрын
29:37 Does this mean Shepard is alive?! Is he gonna be in Heleus or is the war on the Reapers still in action?
@nou8257
5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I found him in the freezer behind the varren roast"
@biggusdickus4952
5 жыл бұрын
I'M A BIOTIC GOD, I THINK THINGS AND THEY HAPPEN.
@KlavierMenn
4 жыл бұрын
Thing is, in multiplayer mass effect 3, one of the best units IS Volus Vanguard. Sucker turns itself in a cannonball while doing Charge, and their Biotic Orbs just make them FASTER.
@Aunty_Krauser
4 жыл бұрын
@@KlavierMenn Not to mention it is super fun to yeet with them using only a Talon pistol. 😎
@RadiantNova159
3 жыл бұрын
Charge
@bruhgod123
Жыл бұрын
"i dont know what drugs your on but stay back and i wont shoot you"
@operationangel7940
Жыл бұрын
Legion: The first thing a God masters is itself.
@britishskeleton777
2 жыл бұрын
*I'm pissed off and when I'm pissed off I shoot thing find me more bugs" 😆 new favourite line
@ottovonweaboo6355
4 жыл бұрын
23:29 LADIES AND GENTS WE GOT A SPACE SIMP/NICE GUY!!!
@parabellum8065
3 жыл бұрын
“I am the BIOTIC GOD.” Best Volus in Mass Effect Trilogy.
@TheDriver458
4 жыл бұрын
44:10 y'all that's a track from NFS ProStreet, brought me back to a decade of nostalgia. EA may be shitty, but they choose great music.
@strawberry9714
5 жыл бұрын
12 years after playing and completing the first Mass Effect. I have played the first one god knows how many times. And still to this day there is still something new that i have not yet discovered. Most noticeably with Wrex and his epic comments and this was one that i never found before. #7:33
@normanred9212
Жыл бұрын
He went from just weak legs to entire broken body
@martijnvanweele6204
5 жыл бұрын
I forget that Tali isn't voiced by Laura Bailey sometimes...
@karlsmith2570
4 жыл бұрын
Nope, she's voiced by Ash Soroka (also credited as Liz Saroka)
@Motoruven
5 жыл бұрын
Spiders, spiders, spiders, SPIDERS!!!
@kytrensol9777
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please?
@Arphalia
5 жыл бұрын
You should add the one where Wrex talks about his run in with an Asari mercenary back in ME1
@ThePastaBolognese
4 ай бұрын
I didn't know I needed to see Legion beatboxing and dancing.
@Foreststrike
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Tali would be a heavy drinker. Good lord.
@apocalyptic5752
2 жыл бұрын
Geth Do not infiltrate I'm sorry sir but you're gonna have to leave your personal VI off the shuttles they're not allowed Geth do not intentionally infiltrate
@osianharries2771
2 жыл бұрын
The next shadow broker joke caught me so off guard when I was playing, just happened to have garrus and liara in my party
@khm8910
5 жыл бұрын
It's pretty nice. You're not only selecting every renegade option in the game. It's pretty refreshing.
@PHILMKD95
5 жыл бұрын
6:43 Oh Liara XD
@RSNTM3NT
5 жыл бұрын
Niftu Cal and Male Shepard, is basically voiced by the same actor. And it just made it more hilarious.
@beefcakesmchunkerson9079
3 жыл бұрын
I feel soo bad for that Turian in love with that Quarian
@outlaw0987654321
3 жыл бұрын
Forgot just how chalk full of humor mass effect is
@floricel_112
3 жыл бұрын
24:20 f in the chat for the friendzoned turian
@bruhgod123
Жыл бұрын
he then drank rynchol and died
@GentlemanKane
Жыл бұрын
Mass effect was the right kinda inclusive. It wasn't forced down your throat and was realistic.
@nullhazard7569
Жыл бұрын
Amen
@lanestewart7836
5 жыл бұрын
God what happened to these games just want to say thank you for this content
@thelistener365
3 жыл бұрын
Seth Green was perfect as Joker. So underrated lol
@dubbzy92
4 жыл бұрын
2:10 Alistair would like a word with you Ashley
@Foreststrike
4 жыл бұрын
Mordin, Best Man. At weddings. Tops.
@talhamehmetalioglu6223
5 жыл бұрын
9:36 I see!
@danielbabcock7004
3 жыл бұрын
The amount of time ive sunk into this series and theres so many funny moments ive missed out on😂😭
@mr.rufasi2729
5 жыл бұрын
Still holding out hope for mass effect 4 😢😢😢😢
@trujilojilo4887
5 жыл бұрын
me too
@realhumanbean21
4 жыл бұрын
Well, I would be happier to see remake of me3, the game was terrible
@perryzheng8372
4 жыл бұрын
@@realhumanbean21 it wasnt the game it was the ending.
@mickeyj5922
3 жыл бұрын
@@realhumanbean21 I agree, the characters and set pieces hold a lot of respect in the fandom in 3, but the actual plot and story are weak, about as weak as 2. Difference is 2 wasn't the climax of the series, and was still building up the world and the characters-excellently if I might add- in addition to adding to the main threat of the series. For what it had, except for some minor nitpicky issues, 2 was outstanding. 3 was streamlined and rushed, which I think has been Bioware's biggest problem in their recent projects, Direction.
@krepler
3 жыл бұрын
@@mickeyj5922 they said it would continue tonight at the gaming awards 😊
@TaliZVasTyria
3 жыл бұрын
24:10 that fem quarian is oblivious the male turian wanna be with her
@ostaruempire
3 жыл бұрын
23:06 Wow I would've never thought I'd see the day a Turian would *simp* for a Quarian, and I thought I was a simp!
@FLohPiano
4 жыл бұрын
I love every moment about Rupert.
@shiddy.
2 жыл бұрын
11:33 I fondly remember the YOU SIR, YOU ARE A BLIGHT! ... and you .. and you ... and you .. guy
@rooramblingon895
Жыл бұрын
Of course the cringe thingy thing is the pretend Scot doing a Shrek impression, and not being able to pronounce Islay....🤦♂🙄, which is of course a "whisky" and not a "whiskey".
@ReinQuest
3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how these are in no particular order. Just random moments of fun. 😃
@MasterHall117
Жыл бұрын
Funny how before Javik says what they eat, Garrus called it long before then with boiled Asari and fried Turians
@GrimlyYours
3 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT BLASTO FILM 😭😭😭
@nonnadolina944
2 жыл бұрын
I was wheezing through the whole vid... Oh dear God, let me rest in peace after I finish it XD The drunk-stated crewmates are the best)
@shinigamimiroku3723
2 жыл бұрын
I kinda feel bad for that one turian who is trying to get with his quarian co-worker... He's so friendzoned that he can't make any sort of headway.
@quanganh3251
3 жыл бұрын
For me funniest moments are the big boy krogan complaining about presidium fish and every talk with my homie Kasumi
@biggusdickus4952
5 жыл бұрын
43:47 I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rektum
@PHILMKD95
5 жыл бұрын
I'm Garrus Vakarian and i can shoot better than can't dance for shit Shepard.
@saberwaspgg
4 жыл бұрын
Garrus: Shepard, are you ready to be a woman?
@elijahjarman2837
2 ай бұрын
@@saberwaspggOH SHI
@pyropotassium4076
2 жыл бұрын
27:27 😆Is that his literal age, or the span of the Prothean cycle?
@BlueBoxRevan
5 жыл бұрын
"Can it wait for a bit, I'm in middle of calibrations."
@devnotes00
Жыл бұрын
Tali is a happy drunk. Good to know 😊
@scottiesippen5102
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a straw tali
@joshuaking7470
4 жыл бұрын
10:45 Mighty fine ass, you say? Also Javik sounds so much like Ugandan Knuckles haha
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