Hearing Chief say "fag" and "noob" was just too funny
@dominiking69
10 ай бұрын
"Noble six could probably kick your ass" idk why that line fking killed me
@tdvfirefury7995
9 ай бұрын
Noble 6 would kick locke's ass
@dominiking69
9 ай бұрын
@@tdvfirefury7995agreed, also your comment brought me back to this gem, thank you for that lol
@1lovesvideos
9 ай бұрын
I think it's the fact that Noble Six was the only other Spartan besides John that was classified as hyper lethal. People debate if he's even still alive
@ZayAvengeR
6 ай бұрын
Was that an actual line in the game or was it AI?
@Pardo748
6 ай бұрын
@@1lovesvideos Six is very much dead
@kevinfanning8027
5 ай бұрын
"ONI might send Agent Locke to mildly inconvenience you." Oof, I think that might've done more damage than that punch
@mister_needles
3 ай бұрын
FUCKING. DESTROYED. THAT MAN
@babapambazuka2845
Ай бұрын
🤣JFC that WAS the cherry on top.
@justinhall6671
10 ай бұрын
This is officially canon.
@karthiksubramanian2279
3 ай бұрын
UNSC should add the rank "Master Motherf**king Chief petty officer of the navy"
@isaacediger4742
25 күн бұрын
Yes
@isaacgoeth5158
10 ай бұрын
*Chief's bodycout is probably large enough to fill up a wall memorial about half a mile long.*
@117nightslasher
10 ай бұрын
No a kilometer long
@davidshillaker7578
9 ай бұрын
nah. several miles
@dakotalange2858
9 ай бұрын
He’s killed billions 😂
@theseekerofancienttruth3873
6 ай бұрын
Installation 00 Estimates his Kill-count, if counting Only the In-Game Kills, is in the Low Billions.
@rufousthefox9766
5 ай бұрын
It would span multiple state lines
@thenexus8384
2 ай бұрын
"Noble Six could probably kick your ass" Chief: "yeah, because he was fucking hyper lethal like me, he fought the covenant single-handedly in a last stand that lasted hours after Reach had already fallen, he was a true Spartan unlike you"
@EON314
3 ай бұрын
Him: Noble Six could probably kick your ass Fred: Noble Six would probably kick your ass for spiting out his name
@notalamename
2 ай бұрын
I have a feeling Buck might say something similar, after all he got his ass saved by six on reach
@Nicolia-ov1rt
10 ай бұрын
"Your tactics frighten and confuses me, sir".
@BusterSUB
2 ай бұрын
That's Scorch from Republic Commando right?
@Ibeathaloreach
23 күн бұрын
@@BusterSUBI Believe So.
@tylerbryanhead
8 ай бұрын
"Like and subscribe or ONI might send Spartan Locke to mildly inconvenience you"
@user-sr7sv2km8h
5 ай бұрын
1:23 “Iron deficiency man” 😂
@xbleepxbloopx3411
10 ай бұрын
This whole thing is fucking hilarious, but it's the end that got me. Just lays him out real quick with "Get bent you fucking noob" ahhh that brings back memories lmfao
@Pokeydope
5 ай бұрын
“I’m more deadly than the AIDS virus in the 1980s” 😂
@matthewhalo1799
9 ай бұрын
I mean tbh I think Nobel 6 is the only spartan who could actually consistently land solid blows on chief in a fist fight
@Peter_Turbo4
7 ай бұрын
Fred can actually beat Chief in a fistfight. But then again Fred is a Crackhead.
@matthewhalo1799
6 ай бұрын
@@Peter_Turbo4he’s also a spartan II like John It also means noble 6, while very powerful, still is at a big disadvantage. It would be a close fight, but ultimately John would win because of his superior **literally everything combat related**
@STGMORRISON
3 ай бұрын
Kelly cough cough
@matthewhalo1799
3 ай бұрын
@@STGMORRISON does she have the same level of plot armor though? I won’t accept Linda either because she has fücking brain damage
@christianwalser888
3 ай бұрын
Literally any spartan 2 can stand to chief of they wanted too. They just never do because they revere him as their leader. The cat 2 spartan 3s might be able to play with the big dogs on a good day buy othwr than that yhe rest fo ths spartans cant hang
@Peter_Turbo4
7 ай бұрын
Buck is just in the background laughing his ass off, knowing exactly what’s about to happen to Locke.
@furiouskaiser9914
3 ай бұрын
I love how everyone is in agreement that Buck gets a free pass whenever Chief vs Locke videos/discussions happen 🤣. "F you, F you, you're cool, and F YOU!" 😅
@justfassy1176
5 ай бұрын
“Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?” Chief: 0:19
@thenexus8384
2 ай бұрын
"uh right this way"
@maxwelldaly5845
6 ай бұрын
Iron deficiency man I literally died of laughter😂
@DFC27GAMING-ix4ie
9 ай бұрын
This is 10 times better than the actual fight
@RuthlessSpartanB320
6 ай бұрын
"Master cheeks, mind telling me what you're doing editing halo 5?"
@PhoenixT70
3 ай бұрын
“Sir, fixing this story.”
@maxwilson5622
10 ай бұрын
This is the best minute long video of chief just absolutely fucking wreaking Locke by simply showing off his greatest achievements while making Locke seem like a complete embarrassment to the Spartan name and title
@jacobmarkley6943
10 ай бұрын
Don't forget that halo 1-3 happened in less than 2 months
@RobGcraft
9 ай бұрын
Wait, can you explain?
@Rayload
9 ай бұрын
wasnt there a 1year period between halo ce and 2?
@jacobmarkley6943
9 ай бұрын
@@RobGcraft spartan 117 was on the first halo for about a week, but ended up going through some sort of time distortion that turned it into a bit over 24 hours. Halo 2 begins about 28 days after halo ce.
@jacobmarkley6943
9 ай бұрын
@@Rayload halo 2 starts only 28 days after CE
@Ripa-Moramee
6 ай бұрын
No it didn't lmfao the trip to the Ark itself took over a month. Halo: Combat Evolved: September 19 - 22, 2552. Halo 2: October 20 - November 17, 2552 Halo 3: November 17, 2552 - March 3, 2553 So overall the events went on for around 4-5 months.
@dankdaze42069
10 ай бұрын
Let's face it if Chief had the same quality level armor with the same durability as the version he has he would be an unstoppable killing machine especially if Cortana was still there😂
@BobNinjaCat
9 ай бұрын
He's already an unstoppable killing machine. Disregarding the fact that Infinite has a past-his-prime Chief getting bodied by a Brute chieftain when chieftains were basically afternoon tea for him in his prime because that in itself was stupid. Oh, and the Spartan-killers are a supposed threat, yet Chief ONCE AGAIN walks through them. Hell, the Sanghelli had an entire elite class dedicated to the type of threats that Chief embodies. Yes, the same race that effectively kicked the Brute's back to the stone age had an elite ARMY designed to handle the kind of threat that Chief was, and guess what? He beat them, too. He didn't just beat them, though. He damaged their reputation by proxy of being so efficient and capable that the Prophets replaced them with a lesser race out of a misguided belief that the Sanghelli had grown too complacent. They only realized too late that it wasn't because the Sanghelli were complacent, but because Chief is such a significant threat on his own that even an elite ARMY of soldiers trained to handle those kinds of threats were simply outclassed. Even the Gravemind saw Chief as such a significant threat that he tried to lure him into a trap, failed, attempted it a second time, teamed up with Chief to eliminate the Covenant as a distraction, and then sent ALL ITS FORCES at Chief and STILL FAILED. If the primordial body-jacking hive-mind alien dust particles can't stop one super-soldier, there is literally no chance that a crappy, under-equipped army of Covenant rejects are going to harm him. And Infinite is basically Chief's comeback tour after taking a 6 month space nap. Locke and the IV's are so incompetent that Chief woke up and spent a week cleaning up their mess. A WEEK. Chief did in a freaking week what it took a handful of IV's SIX MONTHS to fail at. ON HIS OWN.
@dakotalange2858
9 ай бұрын
Had the rest of Chiefs team stayed to fight with him It’d be even more one sided 😂
@Ballmaxxer
10 ай бұрын
Bloody brilliant as always
@kyleslavik6324
9 ай бұрын
Master Cheeks telling Spartan Locke facts you go Master Cheeks. Or Master Chief.
@AsianEyes007
Ай бұрын
*Biblically accurate Master Chief*
@sweetrolldealer
9 ай бұрын
1:05 Seems like Atriox beat that battle out of his memory
@dah500
9 ай бұрын
“I’ve bested a member of about every warrior alien race” he didn’t say every battle ever
@dimitrikusnetsov8731
5 ай бұрын
@@dah500 Atriox to be fair, is like if a brute had spartan armor and a backstory of constant warfare. His inclusion into the lore makes Truth look incredibly stupid to replace elites with brutes in retrospect (since the brutes being blindly loyal clearly isn't the case at all, they're a power culture and magnetize the most powerful leader. A sickly prophet in a chair was NEVER going to have their respect in the long term...)
@MrJakeros
3 ай бұрын
He hadn't even fought Atriox by this point.
@karthiksubramanian2279
3 ай бұрын
Iron Deficiency man.. My face muscles are cramped 🤣🤣
@dataracer1172
3 ай бұрын
Omg, bro i cant stop laughing. The retelling of exploits is pire gold dude.😂 Send this to Kiki Wolfkill & Paramount learn about Halo. 😂
@dakotalange2858
9 ай бұрын
Master Chief “like and” Me *SMASHING LIKE BUTTON REPEATEDLY* “DO IT AGAIN!!!!”
@Raccoon12008
13 күн бұрын
I love how coming from anyone else you would be like "yeah ok bro" But cheif is not bluffing lol
@FMM12100
8 ай бұрын
Master Chief has the ultimate Curriculum Vitae
@travelingspartan2035
3 ай бұрын
Reminder: Chief didnt just win that fist fight. If I remember right, he killed and/or disabled all of them for life. On accident. He was still getting used to the augmentations and didnt know his own strength.
@alvinmairov786
2 ай бұрын
Summary of this video Chief: You are not that guy pal, you are not that guy
@kyleslavik6324
9 ай бұрын
Way to spit facts.
@Ibeathaloreach
23 күн бұрын
“I Know It’s Not The Avengers Rejects And Their Leader Fucking Iron Deficiency Man.” -Master Chief Nine Months Ago
@martindelira5014
10 ай бұрын
"Bested every alien hand to hand combat." Also master chief getting yoinked by Atriox.
@longiusaescius2537
10 ай бұрын
@martindelira5014 343 moment
@RE-45.
9 ай бұрын
@@longiusaescius2537 to be fair, Atriox did beat Red Team in a 3v1 CQC fight. it's not unthinkable that he'd body chief like that. (even if it did feel wrong to see.)
@rorschach1848
9 ай бұрын
@@RE-45. If that cutscene was lore accurate, Red Team would've easily killed Atriox. Spartans can see in the dark (no flashlights needed) so they would've immediately seen him standing in the middle of the room and blown his brains out.
@RE-45.
9 ай бұрын
@@rorschach1848 not to mention Atriox didn't wear a helmet, only a fuckton of armour. Yet Red Team only aimed center mass instead of the obvious headshots.
@MrJakeros
3 ай бұрын
This was before his fight with Atriox. Did any of y'all play the games??
@OGbando5
Ай бұрын
Ngl Locke got pimp slapped wit that rifle bro fr really said this hands are rated E for everyone
@markwinslow8591
2 ай бұрын
Chief versus six is a tie you can’t change my mind
@tylerlawson5923
3 ай бұрын
This is fucking perfect
@DamianCoeurOfficial
5 ай бұрын
When Spartan Looke says that Noble Six could probably kick Master Chief's ass, He fucked up BIG time for messing with the wrong Spartan. When you mess with the master chief, he will definitely gonna kick your ass. Luckily, i'm a fan of Halo, and I would not even mess with him.
@InstiGator805
Ай бұрын
This is the entire story of halo 5 for me.
@ShahudAkbar
Ай бұрын
"to mildly inconvenience you" hahaha
@minimachomestead
10 ай бұрын
This is beautiful
@biggeek2256
Ай бұрын
Chief should have said: “I have a kill count so high that Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger piss themselves at the mere mentioning of my name”
@suckit0007
9 ай бұрын
Damn this had me on my knees lmao 🤣 😂 😅 😭
@Techmaster7032Official
6 ай бұрын
Seeing the rifle BROKE I think Locke really should have tumbled like that in the actual game
@H4L0GUY117
6 ай бұрын
its in the millions chief took part in the destruction of a covenant fleet over a thousand strong including a space station 30km in diameter
@dominodoggy1
3 ай бұрын
I expected more from Spartan Luke Cage
@oaky76
2 ай бұрын
Crying in laughter at this, absolute slaughter and it totally canon
@ElijahNichols-hh6yd
3 күн бұрын
Iron deficiency man😂😂
@Snellythedog
3 ай бұрын
Or oni might send spartan locke to mildly inconvenience you is probably the best and most insulting of the entire video
@alieheadley7238
5 ай бұрын
Tbh this deserves more views
@selfconfessedcynic
Ай бұрын
This deserves WAY more views, haha. Well done.
@nasis18
3 ай бұрын
That was epic, lol.
@ij1376
3 ай бұрын
Iron Deficiency Man. I had to pause the video to recover that was so fuckin funny!
@dylanlarson4658
12 күн бұрын
*IRON DEFICIENCY MAN* XD LMAO
@SithLord_69
3 ай бұрын
This honestly would be better than what 343 did for 5
@ScottDickson-wv9yi
2 ай бұрын
This is 100% canon
@MacCalloom
3 ай бұрын
Understandable but Locke as actually a pretty cool character 😢
@isaacediger4742
25 күн бұрын
"Noble 6 could jick your ass" bro I love the Spartan 3s and especially Noble 6 but Spartan 2s are a different breed all together, that's like comparing a Ford f150 to a Ford f350, the first one is good and has potential and is overall very reliable and can do great things but the other is like the first one only 10 times better
@laurihippi2152
10 ай бұрын
1:15 why little guy so little?
@YodaOnABender
10 ай бұрын
It’s called perspective
@animo9050
10 ай бұрын
perspective editing
@mrosskne
3 ай бұрын
me when far away things appear smaller
@we-were-here-
5 ай бұрын
0:30 backed up and true by the book the fall of reach
@bengel23
3 ай бұрын
The truest words Ive ever heard. Honestly whoever wrote the original scene is stupid bc you just cant compare a lion to a sheep
@SchradeNation
Ай бұрын
This was so dumb. But HOLY CRAP was it accurate. 10/10
@robertgallo4508
3 ай бұрын
I cracked up so hard. I’m the mfing master chief bitch.!!! I’m dead!
@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856
7 ай бұрын
Just in case you didn't get the message, he is indeed, the motherf'n mac n cheese.
@itsDESTINY810
3 ай бұрын
This is probably you’re best work ❤ fucking COMEDY GOLD
@EbrybodyLuvTony
9 ай бұрын
Lmao noble 6 😂😂😂
@alexsantiago3181
3 ай бұрын
I Am The MFing Master Chief...
@MetalActual
3 ай бұрын
😂 that was fantastic
@Ripa-Moramee
6 ай бұрын
This is why the first infinite cutscene annoyed the hell out of me, yeah atriox is an absolute badass and has an insanely powerful armor suit but it's the god damn fucking master chief and if you have read the books you know that uppercut should have shattered his fucking skull, and yet they made chief look like a child, again. Shame on you, 343.
@MasterCheeksOfficial
6 ай бұрын
I don’t mind it too bad. We’ve seen chief get beaten in combat before. Not to mention we’ve already seen Atriox body 3 (albeit relatively weak) Spartan 2s single-handedly, so it’s safe to say he could probably defeat someone like Chief, who canonically isn’t actually the strongest/fastest/smartest Spartan and is basically just the luckiest. Not to mention it’s a good way to show how intimidating our new villain is. Still fucking dumb how they followed that scene up with “atriox is DEAD!” though lol
@Ripa-Moramee
6 ай бұрын
@@MasterCheeksOfficialThe thing is though it isn't canonically accurate at all. The chief by this point is so experienced he is easily by far the best spartan II, not the strongest or fastest or not his feats speak for themselves. He literally teleported into high charity, the capital of the covenant and fought his way through it killing countless brutes. Atriox might be an extremely strong and tough brute, but he is just that. Another brute. Spartan II's could literally smash in skulls with a single melee attack and the master chiefs upper cut didn't even faze atriox. It isn't that he got beat that annoys me, he was compeltely taken off guard by one of the most powerful brutes there are (again like the arbiter atriox is honestly the equal to the master chief in a way, he isn't the fastest or strongest among the brutes but he has something the rest don't) it's how badly he got beat.
@mrosskne
3 ай бұрын
MC has died millions upon millions of times in games around the world, sometimes to a random grenade thrown from an explosion
@MrJakeros
3 ай бұрын
@@Ripa-Moramee Atriox isn't just some brute. He rallied a significant following of Covenant, fought against his former masters and managed to hold them off for decades. He had the stones to go against the Chief, which, I know is not the point. He definitely got done dirty by 343 because they didn't know wtf they were doing.
@Ripa-Moramee
3 ай бұрын
@@MrJakeros He didn't rally a significant following of the covenant, not even close. Like a grain of sand in comparison to the side of the covenant. Also I said in comparison to what the chief has done, yes he is just another brute.
@SLAVKINGRED
Ай бұрын
1:00 he has a helmet under his helmet
@shotgun6125
9 ай бұрын
6 could probably go against chief about as well as Locke did…. And it would be lore accurate Hell he might even make it a closer match
@Byzant1453
7 ай бұрын
The fight everybody expect will be and not that almust Locke win him for some reason.
@joshuaamado559
25 күн бұрын
This reads like the SEAL copypasta haha
@rexjrd963
5 ай бұрын
CANNON!
@bldontmatter5319
17 күн бұрын
Truth
@ShadowDragon-cw7wb
6 ай бұрын
ROFLMAO!!!
@lastofchristianbyzantineem4935
2 ай бұрын
Virus on 1980s ?
@wt1664
20 күн бұрын
Get bent 😂😂😂
@PARAMOUNTPHLOPYNATOR
10 ай бұрын
AY YO LOL
@robertogonzalez1907
5 ай бұрын
🤓
@thoang6110
9 ай бұрын
Y does chief swear
@DefnotHex.
7 ай бұрын
You do know that it's an AI Voice?
@jacobc874
9 ай бұрын
I want to love this, but Ive met Mike Colter personally, and he loved his role as Locke and really did his homework on the lore, so I feel bad, even as a life-long halo fan, shitting on his character too hard. I liked locke a lot, and what he and osiris brought to the story was awesome in my opinion. My take anyway.
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