I like the idea that Doom guy and Samus are a married couple and Master Chief is their son
@Unknown-dm2ge
3 жыл бұрын
@@onemariobro Samus definitely wears the pants in that relationship.
@doctorpringles12
2 жыл бұрын
@@Unknown-dm2ge I like the idea of them arguing on who gets to wear the pants when they’re in bed.
@francodiazsoriano9817
2 жыл бұрын
Or three brothers Samus the big sister Doomguy the middle brother And master chief the third brother Or a father with his two sons Doomguy the father Samus the big sister And master chief the second son
@bobmcguffin5706
2 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: "Dirty fingernails" Samus: *is wearing gauntlets* Doomguy: "Cricked back" Samus: *Can roll her entire body into a little ball*
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
2 жыл бұрын
I think he's mocking her
@trainershade1937
2 жыл бұрын
Little does Doomguy know, Samus pulling out that singular plant has just triggered a countdown towards a cataclysmic end to the planet. They have minutes to escape.
@Anonymous-73
Жыл бұрын
@@trainershade1937 that sounds like something a Metroid game would do. They *loooove* blowing up planets
@etherealbladerx8153
11 ай бұрын
😂 he’s talking about them not her 🤣
@Lousy2Gs
3 жыл бұрын
they have CEASED to exist
@alfredforbessealy524
3 жыл бұрын
they hve ceased to exist
@1ztype343
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what more do you want
@thedukeofchutney468
2 жыл бұрын
I could actually see these guys as a pretty good team. Master Chief would be the leader, Samus would be the tactician and Doomguy would be the muscle.
@datdankdj8264
2 жыл бұрын
DOOMGUY WOULD BE THE MUSCLE IS SUCH A LARGE UNDERSTATEMENT AND ITS HYSTERICAL AS IF HED BE ANYTHING ELSE 🤣 Edit: just to clarify, I agree with your comment 100% and idk why I just found you saying doomguy is the muscle to be so blatantly true that I laughed a lot louder than I should’ve 😂
@juj9305
2 жыл бұрын
ja
@dominikdejanovicc3473
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, pretty sure Chief and Samus would play second fiddle to Doomguy no matter what.
@kck-kck879
2 жыл бұрын
@@dominikdejanovicc3473 In terms of sheer power and destructive potential, sure. But you have to take into account that Doom Guy is always on the verge of a psychotic break and is mentally unstable. He would not make a good leader or tactician.
@-cheerio-
2 жыл бұрын
They need a space marine
@TheCosmicViewer
3 жыл бұрын
Doomguy after using the BFG on a hoard of demons: 0:45
@jamesverner9132
2 жыл бұрын
Otherwise known as cutting the grass
@anxiousearth680
2 жыл бұрын
Big Fucking Gardener
@Anonymous-73
Жыл бұрын
THEY HAVE CEASED TO EXIST
@themerchantof1175
2 жыл бұрын
Master chief having no idea what things are because he was raised from childhood to be a soldier. Samus being the rational one, using her head rather than her fist and arm cannon And Doom Slayer being…well Doom Slayer. This is canon and you can’t tell me otherwise
@liamdalemon1525
2 жыл бұрын
also i think Samus would have better knowledge of ecosystems due to exploring lots of natural areas
@UPM_Herobrine
2 жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that they gave Doomslayer this eccentric uppity gentleman voice. Its perfect
@MeltyDonut
Жыл бұрын
They all lost someone in there backstory
@Casandraelf
5 ай бұрын
samus holds the one singular brain cell they all share hostage most of the time. chief has his 'spartan brain go brrr' moments and doom guy...well, he's a shitstorm and a half all on his own
@epicty3607
3 жыл бұрын
Doomslayer and chief are having some trouble adjusting to normal life it seems
@guardian6788
2 жыл бұрын
Samus has gotten friendlier from her time in Smash Bros. tournaments
@bobmcguffin5706
2 жыл бұрын
Villager taught Samus how to use a trowel
@Woopor
2 жыл бұрын
@@guardian6788 and Chief is still sour he hasn’t gotten in smash yet.
@zachboyd4749
Жыл бұрын
John’s been a soldier since he was six, I don’t think civilian life will work for him. And Doom Slayer is, well, Doom Slayer. Nuff said
@Unknown-dm2ge
3 жыл бұрын
I love when these three or any combo of them are portrayed as best buds. Samus is taller than Slayer, though.
@Bullboy_Adventures
2 жыл бұрын
I think the slayers height is an error cause he looks a lot taller in the games. I'd say he's more like 6'8
@poofsplix2003
2 жыл бұрын
@MrZomBIE16 think so yea
@wasbaddoog9849
2 жыл бұрын
@@poofsplix2003 man you got balls.
@johnleonard9102
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bullboy_Adventures I think the official source says that he's 6'5 naked and 6'8 in the armor, just a simple Google search will show that. But when it comes to Samus, all that we really have to go off of is a Super Metroid manga from 1994 that isn't considered canon anymore. She's 6'3 and 198 lb naked, so when it comes to how tall she is with the suit I don't know I guess you could give her two to four more inches. And then there's Chief who is just a beastly tall man standing over 7 ft in his armor
@Bullboy_Adventures
2 жыл бұрын
@MrZomBIE16 are you saying that game developers can't be wrong?
@imperialservitor6612
2 жыл бұрын
Halo, Top gear, metroid, and DOOM. So much ICONIC in one video.
@GATO1176
2 жыл бұрын
Damn right
@bobmcguffin5706
2 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: We don't need a hoe Samus: Right, you heard the man, Bayonetta, we won't be needing your assistance, clear off
@lawindacera7219
2 жыл бұрын
Oof, burn
@Oden41785
Жыл бұрын
*Apply some water for that burn*
@pedrourbano501
Жыл бұрын
Bayonetta: *Proceeds to make a beautiful garden grow with her magic.* Try me bitch.
@MrImastinker
Жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOHHH
@RandomCarGuy17
2 жыл бұрын
Great, now I'm imagining the rest of the actual episode with these 3. The idea of Samus getting stuck in a digger makes me chuckle. and then she & Doom Guy destroy Master Chief's shed.
@giloguy101
2 жыл бұрын
Oh God imagine these 3 in some of the Top Gear specials they did, like the one where they were driving lorrys in Buma "OK just reverse back into th- SAMUS YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!"
@marcovargas6205
2 жыл бұрын
@@giloguy101 I didn't realize I need that in my life
@7maGic094
2 жыл бұрын
@@marcovargas6205 same here
@brandenhauser1635
2 жыл бұрын
Very important question: Who would be Stig?
@giloguy101
2 жыл бұрын
@@brandenhauser1635 now its time to hand it over, to our tame scientist Some say his beard is so powerful it has its own gravitational pull And others say the only thing that scares him, is the number 3 All we know is, he's called the "Freeman"
@spectralknightgaming8364
2 жыл бұрын
Fans: The three will we fight each other and one has to win What they will actually do if they met:
@espartanica4398
2 жыл бұрын
Slayer would win. No contest.
@spectralknightgaming8364
2 жыл бұрын
@@espartanica4398 here's the thing I don't care
@genericgoon3748
2 жыл бұрын
@@spectralknightgaming8364 clearly you cared enough to reply
@massgunner4152
2 жыл бұрын
@@espartanica4398 That's your idol worshipping ego speaking, in a three way Samus has the upper because she has the most destructive weaponry and the most agility.
@espartanica4398
2 жыл бұрын
@@massgunner4152 No, it's my actually understanding the characters. Why do you guys have to be little pricks about it?
@awkwardsilence5134
3 жыл бұрын
Just a family having quality time together.
@brodyratliff7441
2 жыл бұрын
Okay. Who's who?
@proghostzgamecreed6555
2 жыл бұрын
@@brodyratliff7441 Slayer: The Father Samus: The Mother Chief: The Son
@@proghostzgamecreed6555 Chief has the best qualities from the both of them
@proghostzgamecreed6555
Жыл бұрын
@@syrienangel4137 Genetics.
@teuchi9469
2 жыл бұрын
Why does this feel way too accurate if these three actually did start talking about gardening
@arthurbarros5189
2 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer invited them to help on his animal crossing island.
@Casandraelf
Жыл бұрын
@@arthurbarros5189 tom nook and Isabelle are driven crazy by how doom slayer insists on weeding
@arthurbarros5189
Жыл бұрын
@@Casandraelf it is deadly efficient, but also leaves the garden smelling like gunpowder. No one dared to complain yet.
@maxlad97
2 жыл бұрын
I like to think that Gordon freeman and Issac Clarke are also here, but instead of arguing, there just weeding with a crowbar and a laser cutter
@chasetoyama8184
2 жыл бұрын
I read Gordon Freeman, and I imagined Gordon Ramsay shooting weeds with a fucking M249 SAW.
@dylanatkinson9605
2 жыл бұрын
They’re operating the camera and boom mic
@andersondraper6107
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasetoyama8184 That gave me an idea, Mick gordon using a chainsaw to both play music and cut the weeds.
@chasetoyama8184
2 жыл бұрын
@@andersondraper6107 I honestly would not be opposed to that, let’s just have all 3
@oscarlucio5342
3 жыл бұрын
And that learning with doom slayer
@litiangparra6799
3 жыл бұрын
Best trio ever in gaming
@pcturtlehdmi9037
3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson is the Doom Slayer confirmed
@Rhino-Prime
3 жыл бұрын
If they were talking about extermination it would be easier
@daseal1479
2 жыл бұрын
The Holy Trinity of badass space heroes in power armor, strong enough to take on whole armies and wipe out species single-handedly. I would love a crossover game.
@robertogomez8027
2 жыл бұрын
Heh, good luck convincing Nintendo to let it happen. Since Microsoft acquired Bethesda, it's easier to make a Halo Doom Crossover; HELL, a Halo Doom AND Gears of War crossover would be sick.
@silkenemperor
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Gordon Freeman and Isaac Clarke would also fit in.
@NCRVeteranRanger
2 жыл бұрын
@@silkenemperor I’d choose Corporal Shepard over Gordon Freeman, seeing as Shepard is the more militaristic of the HL protagonists.
@silkenemperor
2 жыл бұрын
@@NCRVeteranRanger sure but he didn't kick as much a$$ as Gordon Freeman.
@NCRVeteranRanger
2 жыл бұрын
@@silkenemperor True.
@smileyshy3d
2 жыл бұрын
this feels like a russian badger moment and i love it
@andersondraper6107
2 жыл бұрын
heh
@theguardiancustode3962
3 жыл бұрын
The doom guy reminds me of gordon ramsey for some reason
@funniman9985
3 жыл бұрын
He just sees a demon and screams “YOU FUCKING DONKEY”
@theguardiancustode3962
3 жыл бұрын
@@funniman9985 Lmao
@doom_fan7574
2 жыл бұрын
DOOMGuy: "What are you?!" *While holding two slices of bread against a demons head* Demon: "An idiot sandwich." *DOOMGuy crushes the demons skull*
@zachtowny3857
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile on the halo ring
@TotalyNotSatan
2 жыл бұрын
Chief is just like ''what am i doing here''
@thelegoman1176
2 жыл бұрын
The thing is Jeremy Clarkson actually used a double barrel shotgun in that episode
@stevenescobar3247
3 жыл бұрын
He makes a good point.
@pjcc2419
2 жыл бұрын
These 3 are the best of friends. Meanwhile; -The dead space mc is some ptsd'd uncle. -starcraft space marine jim ray is the one who acts cool in the front of his friends but is crying and dying from his lost love. -the emperor from warhammer 40k is rumored to be a legend in some neighborhood and the fact that it is a right rumor
@thelosercorner7381
3 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s not wrong
@Alex-UM7GTE
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I was thinking, a top gear episode but with samus,doom slayer and master chief. I just watched this top gear clip this evening and didn't expect it to get an SFM this night.
@Casandraelf
Жыл бұрын
I feel like that'd be pure chaos...I would love to see it
@Alex-UM7GTE
Жыл бұрын
@@Casandraelf especially the laughs and controversial topics.
@datdankdj8264
2 жыл бұрын
It will forever be my headcanon that doom slayer sounds like Jeremy clarkson
@bodenking
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like these three could go on some grand tour doing stupid shit along the way. Course to do that they would need some top gear to get it done
@linked2dio26
9 ай бұрын
In my headcannon Cheif is the adopted son of Doom Guy and Samus. Samus is tha materinal figure whom uses logic to handle situations while Doom Guy just says "ehhh fuck it" and just does things in the most simple and brutally efficient way. For example, theres a road block in the road. Samus: finds a quick alternate route around it. Doom Guy: clears the road by destroying the roadblock.
@pokesonav
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Samus is the most reasonable, despite being raised by the Magic Space Birds.
@ShinigamiSamaH
2 жыл бұрын
"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of the garden." -Chief, probably.
@syrienangel4137
Жыл бұрын
Samus and Doomguy teaching their son how to garden
@hawkeyenextgen7117
Жыл бұрын
I did NOT expect these three to be voices by the Top Gear trio
@Chickenbro69
2 жыл бұрын
Just realized how big samus’ armor is
@centuriondominicus7871
2 жыл бұрын
What you sir, have created here, is art.
@DipseyDex
2 жыл бұрын
Doomslayer: anything and everything can be solved with a shotgun.
@g1shockwave1984
2 жыл бұрын
The doom slayer has a point
@johnleonard9102
2 жыл бұрын
I like how you got a somewhat accurate portrayal of their heights
@AmaticXLII
3 жыл бұрын
If Microsoft succeeded in buying Nintendo.
@liamdalemon1525
2 жыл бұрын
if only
@jesusvera7941
2 жыл бұрын
the 3 most macho video game characters in the shoter industry... and I know, and I mean it.
@toasterthedoge
2 ай бұрын
Aww a nice family bonding activity! Doomguy: Father of Master Chief and Husband of Samus Samus: Mother of Master Chief and Wife of Doomguy Master Chief: Doomguy and Samus’ Son
@Xenobork
2 жыл бұрын
I love the RvB style animation. Very charming
@jacobbaumgardner3406
2 жыл бұрын
The best part is that there was no audio editing. Jeremy actually took a shotgun to thistles and erased them from existence.
@godzillacc5
Жыл бұрын
The three of them share a single brain cell and currently nobody is using it
@Just-vibin-51
5 ай бұрын
This perfectly describes me and my friends doing anything
@Mabra51
2 жыл бұрын
Gardening in america be like:
@dawsonmoore9219
2 жыл бұрын
Haha that me (Doom Slayer) u see 3 here boom they're gone they have ceased to exist
@webjet2000
2 жыл бұрын
this vid sounds like as if Nintendo, PS, and Xbox’s famous soldier characters meet because, Samus is made by Nintendo, Doom is totally first is PS, and Halo is the iconic game of Xbox.
@leafy126.5
2 жыл бұрын
Doom is owned by microsoft and came out on microsoft computers a while before PS
@Ignis_beas
2 жыл бұрын
I never knew Samus has guy's voice
@DOOMPREDATORMAUS
11 ай бұрын
I like Slayer's way of gardening 😂😂😂
@SpartanOli
2 жыл бұрын
3 super humans trying to do regular chores be like:
@commanderpootis3300
3 жыл бұрын
wElL gRaNtEd A guN
@seandarvis4724
Жыл бұрын
As an American, this is exactly how we do gardening. Except the kids would use pistols and lets just say that. It takes them longer to get rid of weeds
@574guy
2 жыл бұрын
Master Chief just staying silent, letting things play out
@andersondraper6107
2 жыл бұрын
0:03 He starts the entire conversation, and guesses a hammer, other than that he is more silent than the doomslayer on most days
@Yara-pp3bl
2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think they're all buds.
@lopertyl6534
2 жыл бұрын
Chief gardens with the grav hammer then
@sannicfann3338
3 жыл бұрын
dirty finger nails gee if only we were wearing gauntlets right now
@zekiro2644
3 жыл бұрын
There sholve also been the guy from crysis
@Knight_Igris
2 жыл бұрын
he's there hes just using cloaking to be invisible
@reapergamingcentral4238
4 ай бұрын
That's... pretty much how doom slayer would tend to weeds.😅
@leafy126.5
2 жыл бұрын
Its funny that all three of them are at insanely different power levels
@foulerport1693
2 жыл бұрын
Something I never knew I needed
@shauryarawat3187
3 жыл бұрын
Presenting BBC Game gear
@hoobar5331
2 жыл бұрын
Chief: I would have used a Gravity Hammer
@proghostzgamecreed6555
2 жыл бұрын
Doomguy[Pulls out sentinel hammer]: Here you go, son.
@kitetenjogalladeknighttosh8863
Жыл бұрын
Samus:Slayer! When I said we're gardening, I mean actually gardening. Not using weapons. Slayer:Honey, using hoes and stuff is out of date. Weapons are the future. Samus:Not everything can be solved by using a- *Chief slams the hammer down, killing all of the plants* Chief:They ceased to exist. Slayer:Good job son Samus (sighs):Next time, we're going to a water park.
@Ironfrenzy217
2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect these three with those three. Hammond is Samus! lol.
@AdventureRuben
3 жыл бұрын
lol, Samus is a girl though
@NichtIchSage
3 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking.
@Unknown-dm2ge
3 жыл бұрын
That's John Metroid, you're thinking of his girlfriend.
@commitfelonyfeline
3 жыл бұрын
sAmUs Is a GiRL ThOuGH
@Miestwin
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and the DOOMSLAYER is not an overweight brit.
@amicableenmity9820
2 жыл бұрын
Think of it as her suit changing her voice if you must.
@juliobrian4757
2 жыл бұрын
Top Gear with these 3 was the Platinum Age of Top Gear!
@Just-vibin-51
5 ай бұрын
Me and my friends talking be like:
@Angelo_The_Conqueror
2 жыл бұрын
They sound so calm but inside the game they are like angry dads
@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
3 жыл бұрын
You cannot argue with results.
@HardbassSoviet
Жыл бұрын
I want to see them with Issac from dead space and that guy from war hammer space marine
@TheScarletShadowYT
2 жыл бұрын
Name a more iconic trio, I'll wait
@andersondraper6107
2 жыл бұрын
Doomsllayer Doomguy Doommarine Wait, you wanted DIFFERENT people that weren't just from different times? I got nothing in that case
@proghostzgamecreed6555
2 жыл бұрын
Mick Gordon, Andrew Hulshult, David Levy
@TheScarletShadowYT
2 жыл бұрын
I-am-defeated... L
@SpideyStopmotions
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you people commenting on this again who reuploaded it this time Edit: okay this was sitting on about 40k views last week and has now just randomly hit 100k. What the fuck I dunno if I should be thankful or tell you all to go away and watch better videos.
@meowlen
2 жыл бұрын
@wertbe1718
2 жыл бұрын
:)
@nathanmartinez4718
2 жыл бұрын
The KZitem algorithm has chosen you
@SpideyStopmotions
2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanmartinez4718 ugh
@espartanica4398
2 жыл бұрын
Me
@EN4_BBQ
2 жыл бұрын
The only thing this needs is Issac from dead space
@GigaSeadramon
3 жыл бұрын
Nice job
@themangomanjuice
Жыл бұрын
This is great.
@thebeetleblast5106
2 жыл бұрын
I hope that one day we can finally see the holy trinity be in smash bros, but until then I will wait and hope.
@andersondraper6107
2 жыл бұрын
We just need chief
@alexcristian2003
Жыл бұрын
Is this a teaser for the Helo Rich Saturday am cartoon. I liked the part when John said Its John time and Joihned all over the place with Chef and Rich!
@brannonhedden
2 жыл бұрын
I love this trio.
@TheRealQuenny
3 жыл бұрын
gold
@TheGroog
2 жыл бұрын
This is kinda accurate to their personalities Slayer uses brute strength and POWER like clarkson Chief is more methodical and smart about his decisions/actions like may And Samus is more flamboyant and stylish like Hammond
@a-10warthog72
2 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer laughing caught me so off guard, lol
@Jacket_eyes
2 жыл бұрын
Two are on switch let’s wait for halo next
@jasperwilkinson4701
Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling there family
@GrOuNdZeRo7777
Жыл бұрын
I think Hammond and May should be switched around but I guess he is Captain Slow... Prayers for him to have a speedy recovery since he vibe checked a wall at 75mph.
@polskifastener867
3 жыл бұрын
That was funny
@zaelheimricht4978
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, Prime Varia Suit, best version ever.
@chapo1052
Жыл бұрын
Does anyone realize that halo infinite master Chief's armor is just a remastered version of the halo 2 and 3 master Chief armor (Like if you realized)
@Dan330i
2 жыл бұрын
The grand tour meets space marines
@WaveOfDestiny
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo i knew it was Clarkson from just the title
@anthonyuchiha6507
2 жыл бұрын
Doom Guy chose the American way to get a plant out lolololololol
@redstonecasey4713
2 жыл бұрын
The flame belch would be better for weeding.
@humha7613
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@shellyhd5497
2 жыл бұрын
Algorithm never fails.
@wj07247
2 жыл бұрын
Video Games's farm
@loganroman6546
2 жыл бұрын
they hath ceased to exist 🤣
@Anonymous-73
2 жыл бұрын
It makes sense that Chief wouldn’t know what hoeing is since he lives so far in the future that farming is probably obsolete
@chasetoyama8184
2 жыл бұрын
Manual farming, at least. Most likely, humanity has more efficient automatic farming systems.
@Anonymous-73
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasetoyama8184 I mean maybe by the future farming is completely obsolete as a practice. In a world of Needlers and Power Armor, a replacement for farming isn’t far-fetched. But I could be wrong, it’s been a while since I’ve touched Halo
@combativeThinker
2 жыл бұрын
The entire world of Harvest: “Bruh.”
@chasetoyama8184
2 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-73 For meats, ranching is definitely outdated; although inhumane, Humanity has shown that they can clone humans and body parts, so what’s to say they can’t just literally clone slabs of meat out of a cow?
@Anonymous-73
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasetoyama8184 well it’s very early technology that has risks
@Casandraelf
Жыл бұрын
master chief has no goddamn idea what gardening is doomguy had a garden for his wife, kid and bunny that the demons wrecked when they destroyed his family samus has probably gardened in the past because the animals she's rescued from time to time need a place to live and the place she picked out didn't have the right plants tl;dr, samus would know how to garden, doomguy barely remembers how to garden and master chief is utterly clueless
@Just-vibin-51
5 ай бұрын
Everyone else: *doing stuff* Chief: “what the hell are you guys doing?”
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