“Is it okay if I glass that guy’s house?” “Officially? Absolutely not. Unofficially? He’s got a gas leak… and he’s been negligent in fixing it.” - Lord Hood
@fardausshams5807
Ай бұрын
I literally laughed my ass off, that my headphones got disconnected, when Jimmy Rings mentioned the interspecies orgy.
@nathanoutdoors7981
Ай бұрын
I’m so glad the HALO TV show is canceled 😁
@mkultra2456
Ай бұрын
Halo is not an acronym. No need to capitalize the whole word.
@bearb1asting
Ай бұрын
Me too
@TabathaTMartin
Ай бұрын
Thank-fucking-god
@nathanoutdoors7981
Ай бұрын
@@TabathaTMartin amen 🙏
@TabathaTMartin
Ай бұрын
@@mkultra2456 OK
@Rebelnutt
Ай бұрын
If the fans are at fault I'll gladly raise my hand.
@omareliskandra4048
Ай бұрын
All Halo fans raise both hands up
@Rebelnutt
Ай бұрын
@@omareliskandra4048 🙌
@Rebelnutt
Ай бұрын
@@omareliskandra4048🙌
@halothere6995
Ай бұрын
I second that
@sirhenrysimmerson9385
29 күн бұрын
I third this
@enclavehardin586
Ай бұрын
Yes arbiter you can glass that guy’s house
@masterzombie161
Ай бұрын
I’m so happy Arbiter and Chief bonded over their hatred of the tv show.
@hosseinhatamnia5509
Ай бұрын
This is the best podcast on the internet. I'm in tears . Fantastic writing. Better than the Halo TV show.
@thundereagle4130
Ай бұрын
We need Chips Dubbo in the next podcast! Can we get the legend himself?
@SpartanB137
Ай бұрын
The prophet of regret!! Nah, that's crazy even for me.
@andreiaromanesei9270
2 күн бұрын
I fear no man,but THAT THING? It scares me
@Frost59
Ай бұрын
Wouldn't even be surprised if everything he'd said was real and just copy/pasted from some interview somewhere "can I glass that guys house?" is just golden though
@furiousgeorge7727
Ай бұрын
Is that ai voice for jimmy rings? It sounds so real
@mkultra2456
Ай бұрын
Needs his accent from The Wire.
@leemo1439
Ай бұрын
God bless you for making these. Please keep them coming
@MasterCheeksOfficial
Ай бұрын
Appreciate it soldier. More on the way soon
@Gojirfan2004
Ай бұрын
3:38 - 3:40 would that be an illegal glassing against the treaty? Actually, scratching that after hearing that, I think it’s legal to glass that guy’s house and the writers as well.
@nslater1388
Ай бұрын
Never stop making these. NEVER STOP making these!!
@berserkerbright2558
Ай бұрын
Honestly, the only thing that could’ve made that TV show interesting is if the covenant chick was actually a female elite, and chief still falls in love with her
@masterofawesome1221
7 күн бұрын
Real
@The-big-cheese645
Ай бұрын
Im pretty sure if this podcast replaced the TV show it would have gotten millions of more dollars 💀
@m1lkb0n3z
Ай бұрын
Ordinarily I'm against glassing. Glassing is wrong. But in this case, yes, Arbiter, you can glass that guy's house. And anyone else who was involved in this abomination of a show.
@Belligerent_Herald
Ай бұрын
It’s a mark of how bad that show was, that I didn’t think any of that was implausible until we got to the orgy part of the pitch. At least it’s over now.
@TheDramaGoblins
Ай бұрын
The fucking prophet of Regret brick joke XD
@Biggiesmegs
Ай бұрын
I think Jimmy Rings and Yan would get along very well
@JordanDavis-l8f
Ай бұрын
Contract terminaated.
@JordanDavis-l8f
Ай бұрын
Clause 343 of your employment agreement has come into effect. Subject terminated.
@JordanDavis-l8f
Ай бұрын
For reference the actual line is clause 88c, and uh if your wondering it's a reference to being shot by an android.
@Mike__S
Ай бұрын
I'm dying 😂 This interview was one of a kind
@user-nt8dq9se2e
Ай бұрын
Atriox in the next podcast
@CupcakeM3
Ай бұрын
I was about to comment that
@3mpt7
Ай бұрын
"Master Cheeks, if you don't want to end up like Carmine, keep your helmet, and the rest of the armour on at all times." "No, sir!" "Is this a cultural thing? Or do you get paid more for the sex?" Honestly, though, "Respect for the source material" and "Respect for slash fiction" are two different things. If you copy/pasted the Master Cheeks storyline from Season One, it's not going to be the Prophet of Regret that has a dalliance with The Arbiter--it's going to be some female Sangheili kidnapped and brainwashed by humanity. No interspecies romance involved. But I'm sure the Paramount producers think that all aliens are the same species, and are having far too much fun with Greg Bear's and Karen Traviss' train-wrecks over sanity. After reading the Wikipedia summary again, now I know where the producers got the idea for the emotional suppressing pellet--it's from the Spartan-III program under Ackerson and Kurt.
@armorist_8712
Ай бұрын
These are actually really funny, please keep this up.
@freedomhq4075
Ай бұрын
For a sec I thought this was real
@csvigneshwar3390
Ай бұрын
I thought it was real until the Romance part with Regret LoL😅
@ShockwaveFPSStudios
Ай бұрын
If there’s one good thing about the live action Halo series, it’s that the Paramount+ ads featuring Master Cheeks was a better Halo series, then the actual live action Halo series.
@alwaystired75
Ай бұрын
At least theres still some halo content that can bring me joy
@eliaskenenske1930
Ай бұрын
"Is it ok if I glass that guy's house?" Lol
@undergoddess
Ай бұрын
this is classy sassy of halo land 😂
@RebelDoughnut
Ай бұрын
These videos are gold
@bravewater5737
26 күн бұрын
0:52 Master Chief truly DESPISED that show. 3:38 Absolutely.
@robertshepard3894
Ай бұрын
I am one of those fans that is at fault and i am very proud of that
@omareliskandra4048
Ай бұрын
I wanna hear about in the next episode
@clockehvac1240
Ай бұрын
This is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 A.i. voice
@CupcakeM3
Ай бұрын
Hello Master Chief and Arbiter. I am a Jiralhanae looking for a Job after the covenant fell. my human roommate suggested me to join the banished. And I myself wanted to know how you and everyone else feel about Atriox. Also P.S Cortana did you ever know that your name is spelt incorrectly. Curtana is spelt with a U. did you know you were named after the sword? Thank you for your time. And I hope all of you have a great day
@DeltaProductions776
Ай бұрын
This is the best episode yet
@Rageousss
Ай бұрын
Never stop making these! This is literally the most enjoyable Halo content that I’ve experienced since the series ended with Halo 3. I’ve watched one of the Greatest Video Game franchises ever created that once sat on Mount Olympus become utterly tore down, violated, ripped to pieces, turned into a meme, and basically a pile of rocks that keeps being ground into dust with each additional failure 343 puts out. I appreciate you making these because I haven’t smiled or enjoyed anything Halo related due to the state it’s been in for 12+ years. I hope you can keep growing and are fortunate to make some money of it that way you can create more stuff like this and more often.
@mynamesnotdan
Ай бұрын
glass all of their houses arbiter
@MT-oj2ls
Ай бұрын
This is freaking good i love it!
@keithgoh123
Ай бұрын
The Arbiter and a prophet. Oh god, no, noooooooooo. I cannot rub that out from my brain now.
@shadowninja1275
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is Gold!
@girthquake2390
Ай бұрын
This podcast episode was excellent 👌 Looking forward to whatever is next Mr Cheeks 💪
@SleepyBus-en7zu
Ай бұрын
Dude that was cold man.
@yoitscleavlandjr5109
Ай бұрын
Holy shit I was not ready for that lmao
@MasterChiefSpartanJohn117
Ай бұрын
Thank you for going with my idea. 😆😄😇
@b1gbreezzzy718
Ай бұрын
I agree with Arby also can i press the button that activates glassing beams
@jackcausey1449
Ай бұрын
real halo sequel
@theplayer1997
Ай бұрын
Man they should've hired deviantart.
@Randy-yf2sv
Ай бұрын
Yes...yes please glass his house lol
@heiselblock
Ай бұрын
Thank you
@richardrobinson7566
Ай бұрын
Thanks!
@brandonsmith4096
Ай бұрын
So, hear me out if they do another Halo live action it should be red vs blue live action.
@SithfruitWatermelon
18 күн бұрын
I’m not even a Halo guy. Why do I keep watching these?
@xxsickmo7lonzxx524
Ай бұрын
Never let them cook again that cancelation was well deserved 💀💀💀💀
@rossleader2055
Ай бұрын
I can see them doing that copy and paste the script from Season 1 thing. Hollywood is that out of ideas.
@SomeRamenDude
Ай бұрын
A question for arbiter What was your opinion with the jackles with energy swords in the show PS did the prophets called you daddy arbiter for short lol
@prayerdoeswork1018
Ай бұрын
I loved the show But this was funny 😂
@omareliskandra4048
Ай бұрын
Arbiter! Glass that tucker's house
@karthiksubramanian2279
Ай бұрын
Please tell master cheeks that his jimmy rings character sucked ass and also we didn't like him mocking the OG fans. Lol, Arby and Chief tag teamed against Jimmy rings...😂. And i am totally in for glassing the entire paramount studios.
@ai3467BlackIce
Ай бұрын
Hope you do Gravemind eventually.
@badluck9749
Ай бұрын
I don't believe in what you wrote in description.
@Z-Romello
Ай бұрын
Okay, I'm missing a lot from this whole Jimmy Rings thingy. Can someone tell how that name happened? 😂
@GSCSTRYDER
Ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@julianirwin1173
Ай бұрын
I only watched 1 episode 😅
@sgtaveryjohnson3803
Ай бұрын
Factually, the show was bad, there were some good parts but they should been less few and far and more constant and close
@Finzyz-Hooves
Ай бұрын
So they're blaming the fans womp womp those are the choice of words are not the greatest
@user-fq1it8dy5g
Ай бұрын
yipee
@navb0tactual
6 күн бұрын
The gooncast
@Mr.Spanky
Ай бұрын
Are you using text-to-speech
@recluse9978
Ай бұрын
Yes
@D00MMAST3R
Ай бұрын
E!!!
@NomadicJurassic
Ай бұрын
bwhahahahahahahahah. Thankyou
@robmccamily7984
Ай бұрын
Love this channel and videos but the the show was so bad
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