Hello, I am your friendly Karameru English Translator. The title says: MATATABI MOVIE LABO [Episode 6] That spinning Red/White/Blue Store The description says: My grandma told me something about using crab claws as scissors Person who made it: Karameru Person who helped: Gurun Person who made the endcard: Izumi 0:00 IT'S TIME FOR DRILLS! HAVE YOU ALL BROUGHT YOUR DRILLS!? 0:05 AAAAAAAAAA 0:08 MATATABI MOVIE LABO is now beginniIInnnNNNnnnnnNNNNNnnnnnNNNNNnnnNNNNN [Theme song] AAAAHHHHH If you're feeling hungry Why don't you take a swig of the air I could give gold to a cat and pearls to a pig I'm giving it all away AAAAHHHHH Anything thats fun out there I'll forget about it and ruin it in the MATATABI MOVIE I could be doing rock paper scissors with a crab or a footrace with a snail Whether its fact or fiction I don't care So let's get started now Jajajaja 0:49 Hair Salon 0:51 BAAAOHN 0:53 (chuckles) Welcome! Snip snip snip snip... 0:58 Wait what, You were trimming your bonsai? I thought you were cutting hair! 1:03 Yep! 1:04 What's with that!? 1:05 Oh, it's just a hobby. Sorry for confusing you. 1:09 I've recieved this reward points card and I was hoping to use it here. 1:13 Ahh, a reward points card! That'll do!.... wait. What point card is this exactly? 1:18 It says I get half of a bowl for free once I accumulate 5 points. 1:21 That card's for a Ramen store!! It's not like you can use the same reward points card for everything! 1:25 Yeah, that makes sense. Not like I can get ramen from a Hair Salon... 1:28 Of course not. Now what can I do for you today at this _Hair Salon?_ 1:38 A haircut will really do it. My hair has gotten extremely long... 1:40 Ah. Come follow me, I'll seat you in just a moment! 1:45 Here it is. (Sh-pop) 1:47 OH GOD! That's crazy long! How in the world are you keeping this maintained!? 1:51 This style runs in my family. It just grows straight up. 1:58 Well, that's a problem. First time I've seen anything like this. Now that I know what I have to deal with, how should I style your hair? 2:11 It's kind of hard to describe, so I brought this catalog so I can show you. 2:19 Splendid! It really helps to have a catalog... this is a grocery catalog. Do you have the right catalog? 2:26 Nope, that's the right one. 2:28 Really!? 2:30 If you look on that page... That's the style I want. 2:34 Uh, okay... Mango!? Is that the correct page? 2:41 I've already been rejected by several other hair salons, and I was hoping you'd do something. 2:47 You really want to have it styled this way!? I can't cut it around like this, looks like I'm gonna have to work from the ground up. 2:57 But this is the only place left... 3:04 Don't get emotional here. Of course no one will do your hair like that. 3:11 I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT! PLEASE SAVE ME! 3:15 Calm down, you ain't gonna die. I'm sick of this. 3:28 Cup Yakisoba 3:30 Cup Yakisoba 3:31 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3:52 AAAAAAH 3:55 | Hamburg Steak | Curry | Pizza | Ramen | Scrubbing Brush | 3:59 Rotating Sushi (Technically this translates to "Conveyor belt sushi, but you'll see why I translated it this way.) 4:02 Rotating Sushi 4:03 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4:27 I'm not exactly sure if I can turn your hair into a mango, but I'll try my best to do something similar. 4:39 Again with the bonsai! 4:43 Ahh sorry, I just get really worried about it. I was partway through trimming this when you stepped in. Well, here I go. 4:54 YOU'RE REALLY JUST GOING TO USE THE SAME SCISSORS YOU USED TO CUT YOUR BONSAI!? THAT'S NASTY! 4:59 No, don't worry. The blades are multi-purpose. Let me get to cutting... 5:09 Ahh, feels good feels good FEELS GOOD FEELS GOOD FEELS GOOD 5:14 Woah woah, can you be a little quieter? I know it feels good, but please... 5:19 feels good feels good feels good 5:21 Lowering your voice isn't helping anything. 5:25 feels good feels good feels good 5:29 Look, that's not what I meant by quiet. 5:30 I'm so sorry. 5:35 Oh yeah, since there's so much up there, why don't you cut from the bottom? 5:49 Got it, I'll take care of that. HYAAAAAAA 5:53 WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH A FREAKING KATANA!?!?!?! 6:48 Wow, now I feel so much lighter. 6:51 I'm gonna finish it off with the scissors here. Snip snip snip snip... 7:00 I'm done now. What do you think? 7:03 WOAH! THAT'S REALLY MANGO! 7:09 So that's good? 7:10 That's AMAZING! You somehow even made the mango orange! 7:17 Glad I did good! 7:20 It really does look like there is a mango on top of my head. (Thanks eachother for 10 seconds straight) 7:33 Theres some tiny hairs left so I'm going to have to suck it up. INHALES INHALES 7:39 With your mouth!? Really!? Are you secretly Kirby!? I thought you'd use a vaccum. 7:47 I can get the tiny little pieces better with my mouth. INHALES INHALES 7:57 Now let me finish off this expirience with a nice round of shampoo. 8:03 Lay down here please. 8:08 BBBBBBUBURBURUUBURBUR 8:09 No, not like that! The other way! You sounded like you're about to drown! 8:16 Yeah, I thought I was suffocating. 8:19 Yes, the other way. If you stayed like that, you would have died. Sorry. Now I better get to washing. 8:31 feels good feels good feels good 8:33 Is that something you just say automatically? Please be quiet! 8:42 BEYYAH 8:44 Oh, you scared me! Well, that's it for the shampoo. Ill dry off your hair next. HUFFFF PUFFFF 9:02 Wow, you're puffing like you weren't able to blow out all of the candles on your birthday cake! 9:08 I just have a very talented mouth. 9:10 Talented mouth? Please stop... 9:17 Oh my god, it's actually dry! 9:20 Well, that's all I can do for today. How does it feel 9:24 My mango feels wonderful. 9:27 Now, here's a reward points card that you can use next time you come here. 9:33 What do I get when I gain 5 points? 9:36 You get half of a bowl of ramen. 9:37 ALL THIS TIME YOU HAD RAMEN!? (Outtro song) Even that one moment in your dreams There will be an end to it someday But you see I wished I will be able to see them again And so I softly waved to the setting sun Even though I said some very good things to them I am now at my limits 10:08 MATATABI QUIZ!!! In this section of the show, you'll be answering a QUIZ! 10:15 QUIZ 10:16 Which is stronger? The scissors or the razor! Click to vote! Also subscribe! Comment posted 1 Hour after upload. Account run by ItsDaDoc
@KarameruEnglishTranslator
3 жыл бұрын
Time taken to translate: 1 Hour and 53 Minutes Finally, I translated a 10 minute video in under 2 hours for the first time lol
"So why do you wanna learn Japanese? " Me: "Oh well, this this guy on KZitem, and I really love his content...but its all Japanese. Some English but there's this series he made and its looks really funny but they speak Japanese. BUT if I learn, I get to understand it easily and don't have to read the subtitles that a person translates in the comments. I mean, I do admire their work but it is tiring of reading. So, that's why." "Wow. But is that the only reason?" Me: "Hmm. Oh! I really want to vist Japan, so if I learn the language, I can ask for directions just in case!" "Good reason, but let me guess. You want to show off aswell? " Me: "...yep :|" "Knew it"
@FoxMarcello
3 жыл бұрын
I love how they do nothing to hide how much they’re laughing
@user-ge8gw2cw8q
3 жыл бұрын
おかわりいただけただろうか 4:53ハサミの持ち手がしまっているのに刃先は開いていることに
@user-bj3es4og9h
3 жыл бұрын
🍚どうぞ
@Looks_and_Brook
3 жыл бұрын
4:53 もう一度ごはんいただこう……🍚
@user-cg5vm1pp9h
3 жыл бұрын
7:04 ごめんなさい。メロンパンかと一瞬思いました笑
@halex1348
2 жыл бұрын
i had no idea what they were saying but the interactions felt genuine and i think they had fun making it and im glad they did
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