Mathematics Paradise Song by Miss Cartmell & her Period 2 Grade 9 Applied Math class
(To the tune of "Gangster's Paradise" by COOLIO)
Production Team: Curtis, Henry and Ryan (a BIG thank you!!)
V1 :
As I walk through my classroom while my kids write their test
I take a look at the students and realize I'm very blessed
Cuz' they've been tryin' and studyin' so long that
Even I am sure that their answers aren't wrong
I taught them all I could and I think they believed
That if they finished all their homework they could pull an 80
They're all about scatter plottin, in different quadrants
Miss C's class is the cream of the crop
Line of best fit, throw it down yo
Now estimate new values given what you know, fool
I'm the kinda teacher all the grade 9's wanna see like
In my class day and night, Making graphs for their delight
CHORUS:
I've been teaching my grade 9's, about my mathematics paradise
We do graphing all day long, learn about quadrants and plotting points
They love graphs, they never whine, gonna pass this test cuz they studied last night
And now they will spend their lives, in a mathematics paradise
V2:
Now let's talk about linear relations
Need to find the slope to get the equation
First differences all equal the same
And if the line is straight, then linear is the name
I'm an educated student with graphing on my mind
Rise over run, finding slopes all the time
Slope is the rate of change, tells the units to move
Up or down, right or left, we're graphing lines, FOOL
The slope is the measure of the pitch of a roof
Slopes are everywhere, open your eyes and look
Positive, negative, zero and undefined
Find the rise and the run of the segment of a line
BRIDGE:
Peer tutors help me, make these graphs easy
I'm still feeling stuck, Then just ask Miss C!
CHORUS:
Miss C is teaching us grade 9's, about her mathematics paradise
Linear relations all the time, and then calculate the slope of the line
We love graphs we never whine, gonna pass this test cuz we studied last night
And now we will spend our lives, in a mathematics paradise
V3:
Talking variation, using math power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
An initial cost makes it partial variation
But if it's through the origin, that's a direct relation
And all this is important for finding the equation
If you're in Miss C's class, you aren't feeling frustration
Oh no, two relations, what do I do?
Stay calm, plot both lines, and try your best, fool
CHORUS:
Miss C is teaching us grade 9's, about her mathematics paradise
Finding equations of the line, talking variation all the time
We love graphs we never whine, gonna pass this test cuz we studied last night
And now we will spend our lives, in a mathematics paradise
BRIDGE:
Peer tutors help me making graphs easy
And when I am stuck, I just ask Miss C
Peer tutors help me making graphs easy
And when I am stuck, I just ask Miss C
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