dawkinsfan41 Well, he probably doesn’t watch Tom or Matt because he would’ve recognised them if he did.
@suzannep
6 жыл бұрын
They need to put up posters all over the area.. "James did you get the part? Sincerely the KZitem guys from the park bench."
@waabuje
4 жыл бұрын
Test
@James27Simko
3 жыл бұрын
Poorly
@yorktown99
6 жыл бұрын
Matt Gray: a Large man with Large pockets.
@andrewmcilveen4917
6 жыл бұрын
Tom realizing "photoshop" won't work while Matt is still talking is the best moment of this video.
@desia.brimou
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James!!
@faronsmith7035
5 жыл бұрын
Same from me
@James27Simko
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@michaelkeogh7722
6 жыл бұрын
I love that you slowed down the footage to highlight the robin, but did not mute the audio of you coordinating your moves for the slow-mo fight. The “magic” of KZitem, ruined forever...
@technyst
6 жыл бұрын
pssst, i think they slowed it down to show the 'subtle' coordination on purpose
@Abby_Liu
6 жыл бұрын
I liked it
@frankharr9466
6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that fun?
@darlenebloxham8240
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James
@spider5600
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if when a Star Wars trailer is released a few years from now it will just pop up in massive text. 'Starring James'. He is so big a star he doesn't need a surname.
@ICTman
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James
@panda4247
6 жыл бұрын
spider: James is so big a star that he is starring in STAR wars... was that intended, or was it just a random movie that popped into your mind? :D
@_Dawson_
6 жыл бұрын
In the short time he was in this video I grew a great affection for James and a genuine hope for his audition to go well.
@_Dawson_
3 жыл бұрын
I was rewatching this video and would just like to say my affection and hope for James has been rekindled.
@JJRicks
Жыл бұрын
@@_Dawson_ This is possibly the best follow-up comment I've seen
@_Dawson_
Жыл бұрын
@@JJRicks Thank you. Your reply has prompted me to watch this a third time. I can confirm once more that my affection lives on.
@tommyrichards1589
6 жыл бұрын
Just imagining Tom jamming to mans not hot made my day
@hotelmario510
6 жыл бұрын
Two plus two is...eh... Minus one it's...probably more than two. Vague maths.
@tommyrichards1589
6 жыл бұрын
hotelmario510 😂😂😂
@techkid6gaming
6 жыл бұрын
I feel like Tom and Matt Parker doing a Vague Maths parody video could have a genuine viewership...
@hotelmario510
6 жыл бұрын
I tell him Matt's not wrong Matt's not wrong Brady said "That magic square is invalid" I said Brades - MATT'S NOT WRONG
@iriscandy6377
4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@rubiks5659
6 жыл бұрын
These vlogs are so nice. Seeing you two just talking on a park bench has comforting feeling that life won't change too much when I get older (18yo college student). I'll still have friends and we'll hang out just as casually as this and seeing new purchases as time stamps. Also I love how Tom jams to Manz not Hot and how Matt said "I..am and 'adult' now so I can buy things!". This is like grown up version of Mister Rogers Neighborhood to me. Have fun with the camera Matt!
@otherssingpuree1779
3 жыл бұрын
It will be the same until everyone is married. After they have kids, no one will have time.
@xmlthegreat
6 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be dark but the final selfie of the both of you looks like a photo a news channel would use in a special segment when talking about victims of an accident or bombing or something: "Matt and Tom were young men, carefree and with bright futures ahead, but little did they know, they were heading for tragedy in the Park Robin incident of 2018. I'm Jill Newslady, for Non-Existent News."
@desia.brimou
6 жыл бұрын
Akshay Anand That was... Incredibly dark. But like, I can see it.
@desia.brimou
6 жыл бұрын
Actually, they would say either "Gray and Scott" or "Matthew and Thomas" and I don't know which one is weirder.
@pluto8404
6 жыл бұрын
Matthew and thomas were murdered by james the ripper after being lured to a fake audition.
@desia.brimou
6 жыл бұрын
Pluto : *_plot twist_*
@Jakewake52
6 жыл бұрын
“Little did they know- that James was Daft And Danger *or name of show*”
@nitehawk86
6 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest missed opportunity of all time. You could have had James audition for something... and then he could become moderately internet famous.
@MrFredro7
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck james you sounded really polite
@Stetofire
6 жыл бұрын
Man, we need to get this video to James! He deserves the support!
@stellehonig1541
2 жыл бұрын
The way Matt says "we're being approached" gives off major Skyrim NPC vibes
@Jigatree
6 жыл бұрын
What kind of auditions do you get in a park? Sounds dubious
@donaloflynn
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds really dubious. I hope "audition" isn't a euphemism! It reminds me of this quote from Stephen Fry from an episode of the BBC Radio 4 panel game Just A Minute: "There's a very sweet story of Alan Bennett who was walking in the Heath, taking notes, thinking, you know, composing his plays and so on. And someone came up to him and said 'have you got a light?' And he said 'no I don't smoke'. And the fellow went 'oh okay' and looked at him and walked away. And then Alan suddenly realised he'd been propositioned so he called after him 'but thank you!'"
@kiddo6393
4 жыл бұрын
Well, he was in a park, it obviously has something to do with a camera, could it perchance be photography?
@RIPToot
4 жыл бұрын
@@donaloflynn Dont get any of the references. Please help.
@donaloflynn
4 жыл бұрын
@@RIPToot What references? My comment is self-explanatory.
@RIPToot
4 жыл бұрын
@@donaloflynn Who is Alan Bennett. What is heath. What do you mean composing his plays.
@MicroBlogganism
6 жыл бұрын
I hope James found his audition
@WillDeutsch
6 жыл бұрын
I walked past Matt in a tube station this morning. I almost said hi before remembering he has no idea who I am.
@redcitadel8354
6 жыл бұрын
Will Deutsch I'm sure he wouldn't mind or be surprised about a random person saying hello.
@WillDeutsch
6 жыл бұрын
You were carrying a display or monitor and I was with my family... I was just amused by my brain knowing who you were before the context of only ever having seen you on KZitem. For a split second my brain was like - there is your friend Matt go say hi!
@andymcl92
6 жыл бұрын
They've said in a previous episode of park bench that that's fine as long as you mention where you know them from. Simply walking up to them and taking like you've known them for years...not so good!
@jlco
4 жыл бұрын
@@andymcl92 a bit late to ask, but mind linking that? (I'll edit this with the link if I find it)
@ciaranreed91
6 жыл бұрын
My mate found a floppy disk in a bag he was using the other day. The worrying thing is that he was born after floppy disks were obsolete. I think that bag must have had a more interesting life then me!
@gameroom4859
5 жыл бұрын
i like the "no really dont shake it - if anything it makes it worse" in the tags
@elhasmusic
3 жыл бұрын
How did you see the tags?
@PrinceOfDarkness2k7
6 жыл бұрын
unexpected slo-mo fight scene was brilliant
@cheaterman49
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck for the audition, James! Or as we say in France (because we don't wanna jinx it), "break a leg" ! :-) (to be honest I believe that works in English too? I think I've heard it used at some point...)
@PandoraSystem
6 жыл бұрын
The Cheaterman that is in fact the correct phrase in English too
@desia.brimou
6 жыл бұрын
and serbian
@AshArAis
6 жыл бұрын
Yup, it comes from the curtain being opened each time for continued applause, operated by a leg sidestage. The idea is that the audience will be clapping for so long, they'll have to open the curtains for an extra bow so many times that you'll break the leg. I heard a french way to say break a leg is 'merde', because horses and carriages used to wait for theatre patrons to leave. If they were clapping for a long time, the horses would be waiting for longer, and there would be more merde on the street when it's all over :)
@witchychlo
6 жыл бұрын
Especially in theatre
@desia.brimou
6 жыл бұрын
Ashley Feawen wait, really?
@RainaRamsay
6 жыл бұрын
I would also watch a KZitem Channel called "Vague Maths". Maybe park bench with Matt Parker?
@suzannep
6 жыл бұрын
I like that idea!
@GrothBrooks
6 жыл бұрын
"Actual Instant Photo Camera." Versus a proverbial instant photo camera?
@JayfeatherFan1000
6 жыл бұрын
No, versus a theoretical instant photo camera, duh.
@W0Ndr3y
6 жыл бұрын
I was a "instant photo camera" that was digital, and you could apply filters before it printed
@igofuzzjacobs973
6 жыл бұрын
The literal ones didn't sell well.
@JoelHudson
6 жыл бұрын
Sure it wasn't an imaginary instant camera?
@historymysteries4134
5 жыл бұрын
versus an App?
@amorembalming
6 жыл бұрын
Especially enjoyed the subtle "put your arm down", touch on the arm there. Well played.
@Raua12
3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly so cute Both the picture of them just being happy friends, and how excited Matt is about his camera
@safflower_s
6 жыл бұрын
...the robin stole my heart very aesthetically pleasing video
@maishi
6 жыл бұрын
I hope james found his audition
@VivienneGucwa
6 жыл бұрын
Aw James. Hope he found the audition spot eventually
@breadwarandcircus
4 жыл бұрын
11:30 "...Prices will f*cktuate..."
@elbowsbuns1896
3 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 years and we still don't know how james' audition went
@sophiew757
6 жыл бұрын
James! How did the audition go?
@minimalgrammar1276
3 жыл бұрын
"2+2 is ehh..." -Tom Scott
@natheniel
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James!!
@RobBulmahn
6 жыл бұрын
I could swear at the end there that Matt asked Tom "Would you like a hand job?"
@emilcarr7190
6 жыл бұрын
One thing that helps for image quality with these types of photos is that you should avoid exposure to sun until the picture has finished developing. Makes colours more vibrant.
@daved2352
Жыл бұрын
I got my teenage daughter one of those brightly coloured instax cameras for her birthday a few years ago and she really learned the value of setting up to take a good photo. Every photo she takes now looks great, it was really educational for her. She has a great eye cos she grew up often going out with her mom to take photos on walks.
@MexieMex
6 жыл бұрын
WE ***NEED*** to track down James and find out how the audition went (or even if he ever found them)
@rthoulouze
6 жыл бұрын
Matt looks so happy about his instax camera, that's sweet! :)
@rowansmith422
3 жыл бұрын
i appreciate tom's tight-fisted, scared grip on the mic
@mojosbigsticks
6 жыл бұрын
That speeded up end made me laugh out loud! Love your robin.
@spcxplrr
3 жыл бұрын
you can see in the timelapse as matt and tom slowly turn their heads, in several directions.
@TheExplodingBacon
5 жыл бұрын
"I did some vague maths" -Matt Gray
@xzonia1
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James!
@zach7482
5 жыл бұрын
The photos are aesthetic as hell.
@jhfdhgvnbjm75
6 жыл бұрын
When they said 'Good luck james' all I thought to say was' for England James' :D
@kira_15_R3D
6 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching these two talking about stuff in general, wholesome vibes :)
@pete3767
4 жыл бұрын
I hope the audition went well, James!
@theguyinthefunnyhat
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James!
@blueburger4
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck to James, 2+2= something - vague maths, and blurry lighty bits.....this is why i love this channel XD
@reubensmart1757
6 жыл бұрын
I went to Alexandra Palace today because of the Park Bench episode you filmed there; I had a lovely time; thank you, Matt and Tom.
@RealLuckless
6 жыл бұрын
We need to get Matt into shooting 8x10's, then he won't feel like those little instant film things are all that expensive.
@user-le8ul4nr5t
2 жыл бұрын
It won't seem bulky either. I haven't had the chance to use large format camera's, but the handful of medium format ones I've used aren't particularly small and the film isn't particularly cheap.
@kated442
Жыл бұрын
I never had a Polaroid but I do remember getting disposable Kodak cameras and then having the film developed at the shop. And then using the film canisters to keep things in!
@theprinceofnone
6 жыл бұрын
Hope James got the part.
@Epinardscaramel
4 жыл бұрын
I like that the ending features the jogger AND the robin :D
@ceilingfan7030
3 жыл бұрын
7:10 a nice, coordinated thank you
@frankharr9466
6 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Rochester, New York, the home of Kodak (and the birthplace of the dearly-departed Xerox and the more-or-less O.K. Bausch and Lomb) and currently live in Cambridge, Ma. the birthplace of the dearly departed as well as mostly-O.K. Polaroid. Weird.
@svlmain
2 жыл бұрын
_Good luck James!_
@redstarfire4037
6 жыл бұрын
i hope James got his Audition ;)
@Teddypimm
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for highlighting the robin during the fast forward bit.
@zackdotcomputer
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James!
@jamesl8640
4 жыл бұрын
You explain disposable cameras, but not floppy disks. 😂
@TheCheesyNachos
2 жыл бұрын
What really messed with me is Tom making a reference to Big Shaq, then realising the video is posted four years ago
@JaytleBee
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James!
@alameachan
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James!
@chrisofnottingham
6 жыл бұрын
The image quality of this video is insane, it makes my laptop screen seem like a window.
@割
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@PhiNickGaming
6 жыл бұрын
I told ya Matt's not hot. She said "take off your jacket." I tell her Matt's not hot, never hot.
@VitrumFilms
6 жыл бұрын
Before I went to Japan, I upgraded my phone exclusively to have a good camera, albeit second hand, and bought an Instax 300 Wide instant camera (also second hand) so I could generate little mementos as I went along. It's a nice little combo to have when traveling.
@Jsfun
6 жыл бұрын
I hope James had a successful audition
@alice3468
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@michaelsommers2356
6 жыл бұрын
When figuring out the cost per shot, don't forget to count the cost of the camera and lens. You'll have to take 30,000 pictures on your $30,000 Hasselblad to get the cost per shot down to $1.
@elisam.r.9960
Жыл бұрын
Now I'm compelled to try to calculate how many photos I've taken since I splurged on my midrange Nikon five years ago. I suspect I got the cost down to $1 per shot two years ago.
@NeatoDorito
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck, James.
@aidanburke8316
6 жыл бұрын
good luck James !
@JustOneAsbesto
6 жыл бұрын
Matt Grey's Large Pockets.
@misssarahashplant31
6 жыл бұрын
Give your lighty blurs a fancy name and take them to the Tate.
@GeorgeFarren
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@HiddenWindshield
6 жыл бұрын
I had a Polaroid Instamatic camera that sounds very similar to the one Tom described, also given to me for my birthday, back when digital cameras weren't a thing. I used mine more than he did, though, because I became the official photographer for family events, so I could get my parents to pay for the film. I discovered fairly early on that the shutter button is actually two buttons in one: One enables the flash, and one actually triggers the shutter. So, you *can* take a picture without the flash by just using the back half of the button.
@cedarbobedar7223
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@john_michael97
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@williamheayn3760
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@pontifexcellence6648
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@snarf9455
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@casualonion
6 жыл бұрын
James has a heck of a story to tell at his audition.
@jayashrishobna
6 жыл бұрын
I got this camera recently too! It's so much fun :-) fyi there are actually two models below this one, but the middle model uses weird batteries. The biggest plus for me was that this model has a rechargeable battery.
@Corran109
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck James!
@TomOConnor-BlobOpera
6 жыл бұрын
I had a Polaroid 600 too. Still have it, still works, film is far too expensive really to ever use it again.
@jmck
6 жыл бұрын
You should upload all your failed videos to a separate channel
@Abby_Liu
6 жыл бұрын
Joseph McKenna thought this was the failed videos channel
@PKMartin
6 жыл бұрын
I hope when James found his audition, he... hit it out of the park
@607
6 жыл бұрын
Whoops, I'm behind! Cute picture! The downside of instant photo cameras is that you can easily lose the photos after you've taken them. >.>
@binomial0
6 жыл бұрын
"They are artistic lighty blurs, don't get me wrong, but I'm not entirely sure which way up that photo should be." Thanks, made my day! (PS: Good luck, James!)
@Hdtjdjbszh
6 жыл бұрын
I got a really nice ink-free instant camera. I thought "amazing, it'll save me money" then I realised it uses thermal paper. Thermal paper is expensive!
It's not really an instant camera, isn't it? It takes a picture with a digital camera and then prints it on the paper IF you want.
@Rylee_G
2 жыл бұрын
I want a Polaroid knock off so bad
@possiblynova
4 жыл бұрын
Good luck James
@najeyrifai1134
6 жыл бұрын
You shouldn't have kept James in. Now I'm worried about if he found the audition, or if he succeeded! I can't sleep :(
@tommykarrick9130
5 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to find James
@merlinmediagroup
6 жыл бұрын
I study photography at UAL, so I get to use the darkroom for free, so shooting on film is wonderful. Instant cameras are great for a while but they do soon get boring.
@derkeksinator17
6 жыл бұрын
It's great, but all you really need to develop film is a changing bag. Now if you want to make prints that's another story.
@cinematicvisual
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t but there something about those print photos that give you nostalgia that a smartphone simply can’t. The older phones had that some but the newer one not so much.
@kenknerr7226
6 жыл бұрын
Matt Gray's camera on ebay? Put it on auction and you would get significantly more due to celebrity value.
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