"you don't have to deeper your voice" I screamed huaUhuahuuhahuhua
@crunchevo8974
8 ай бұрын
the way his voice went up 6 octaves later lmfao that took me out
@xAllTimeHighx
8 ай бұрын
i KNeW Matteo was gonna go off after that guy mentioned his ex loves Olive Garden 😂😂😂 i immediately thought of Nick
@fanatou
8 ай бұрын
Love it
@gingerleamcwow435
8 ай бұрын
Matteo lost his ever-loving mind when "Olive Garden" fell outta that guy's mouth and I screamed 😂
@audriie
8 ай бұрын
I could instantly hear the Squidward voice 😂❤
@Ethereal_glamgirl
8 ай бұрын
Omg sammmeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died of laughter
@royalblu6412
8 ай бұрын
😂 but did you see Chris's reaction? He physically cringed at the sound! OLIVE GARDEN!
@DaveSlaz
8 ай бұрын
This pair need to take over Podcasting. The way they're just waiting for the next bounce for the riff is perfect.
@DaveSlaz
8 ай бұрын
@Matteo Lane And Chris elbow signalling for you to jump in. brilliant "rizz"
@nottheone582
8 ай бұрын
their chemistry is so good!! i was rolling on the floor
@undertheumbels
8 ай бұрын
Hard agree
@zzizahacallar
8 ай бұрын
1000% this skit was way too short.
@HighPriestessHealing
8 ай бұрын
absofuckinglutely - tonight we just watched something be born
@JamesNYCGuy3
8 ай бұрын
"I'll teach you about the beez & beez later." I was done! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@walletinspecto
7 ай бұрын
I thought he said B's and T's, as in Bottoms and Tops. But I don't really listen and too lazy to listen back
@rosaakamims
8 ай бұрын
The LinkedIn guy probably has a new partner that checks his socials so that’s how he gets around it
@aliciaspears7847
8 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm positive that's it. How did the guys not think of that ?
@CookieDr007
8 ай бұрын
😮 so I was like wait a minute THIS happened to me too!! like 5 years after college, ex is married and has his first kid and sends this weird amorous message, not happy about his marriage and I'm like wtf so weird and I never responded but this ALL MAKES SENSE NOW 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ thank you!
@buzzlight680
6 ай бұрын
This happened in my country and it went viral! This dude (he's married) texted his mistress via chat on Discord! And other case, a dude (also married) texted his mistress via an online drive app (like Uber in the US). But both got busted by their wives and got divorced.
@musics4me
5 ай бұрын
@@buzzlight680omg this must be that Indo case!!!!
@marcolaich994
5 ай бұрын
Damn I think you're right😅
@DarleneLesmana
7 ай бұрын
straight for 50 years and then gay for 50 is a brand of bisexuality that i was not ready for
@Elmerphant
8 ай бұрын
I love CHris so much. Such chaotic energy in the best possible way. Matteo enjoying the ride lol
@TrixieMatteI
8 ай бұрын
yeah, but ethnicity kink was weird lol every other part of him is great though.
@typhoonf6
8 ай бұрын
@@TrixieMatteI what made it weird?
@chocolatemuffin21
8 ай бұрын
@@TrixieMatteII’m inclined to agree 🤔
@Elmerphant
4 ай бұрын
@@TrixieMatteI Soy Latina so I don't mind him calling us crazy. Girl I am lol
@jtrain5615
3 ай бұрын
@@TrixieMatteI C O M E D Y
@okay_sunshine
8 ай бұрын
"it sounds like you're the problem" 😂😂😂
@idesireahimbo
8 ай бұрын
I wish this was full special length - good lord it was hilarious
@Tinker_LV426
8 ай бұрын
This needs to happen on a regular basis. You both killed it! You didn't step over each other's jokes and you fed off of each other so amazingly. What a treat❤
@EmJob8
8 ай бұрын
I lost it at "Watch episodes of Charmed together" hahah
@loveinthematrix
8 ай бұрын
That’s actually amazing
@commentsforthealgorithm
7 ай бұрын
Got an audible cackle out of me
@TCt83067695
3 ай бұрын
What's wrong with Charmed?
@ianshaan
3 ай бұрын
@@TCt83067695They’re just saying its relatable 🏳️🌈 lol
@HankHodges
8 ай бұрын
Of course Mateo is always a hoot, but Chris is a riot as well. Thanks guys !!!
@ojeda5577
8 ай бұрын
The Hoot and a Riot podcast lol I'd watch
@gingerleamcwow435
8 ай бұрын
@@ojeda5577yass!!
@raynor1493
8 ай бұрын
This needs to be 3 hours long 😂😂
@Th3Gr3mlinz
8 ай бұрын
Imagine Chris, Nick, and Mateo together just riffing and talking shit. I need it.
@flowrinse9671
8 ай бұрын
Their friend group is a really funny…add Bob and Monet to that…
@grabberblue12
8 ай бұрын
Holy shit, I didn’t want this to end. I imagine the people that caught this live are STILL laughing!
@nanivogel4453
8 ай бұрын
Haha they're so perfect on stage together
@mrxman581
8 ай бұрын
Chris is great. Loved the way he closed the set by bringing it back to the LinkedIn woman. Hilarious. Well done.
@matthew_hilliard
8 ай бұрын
“Are they also on Xenga & LiveJournal” took me out. 😂😂😂
@alamedadanceparty
3 ай бұрын
😂☠️😂☠️😅
@ChristintaAguilerta
8 ай бұрын
Love seeing these two together, they play off each other's comedy so well. I'd watch a pod! Shoutout Chrissy and Matteo's new cellular service: Gay Tea & Tea.
@funcats1999
7 ай бұрын
is this a real podcast or name suggestion, because gay tea and tea is genuis!!!
@ChristintaAguilerta
7 ай бұрын
@@funcats1999 I wish it was! Hahaha.
@jennifertehanisarreal
8 ай бұрын
Best combo ever 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Love them separately. Great to see them “give advice” together. Soooo funny . Thanks for this!
@forallthestupidshit3550
5 ай бұрын
The chemistry is amazing!
@TeppiaxD
8 ай бұрын
That linked in girl caught the wildest stray 😂😂😂.
@deannad9105
8 ай бұрын
But she was being needlessly vague😂
@ericdwhitmorec
8 ай бұрын
7:41 the moment violence was chosen Nick is Every Wherrrreeee
@salumbre365
8 ай бұрын
Goodness, these two have off-the-charts chemistry! I love how relaxed they are with each other, and how fast on the draw Chris is. They should work more together! Add Nick to this mix, and they're EXPLOSIVE.
@markchitwood3415
8 ай бұрын
Did you see how angry matteo got when he said Olive Garden? Lol
@funnyusername8635
8 ай бұрын
7:42 I paused and I am freaking dying at the reactions! Chris' face! Oh my god! 🤣
@jscES44AC
8 ай бұрын
'Sounds like YOU'RE the problem.' Hilarious. 2 of my favorite comics on stage together. Thank you!
@squeedum4893
7 ай бұрын
These two separately on any podcast = pure gold. These two together = legendary.
@kseni_vely
8 ай бұрын
How did I get to my old age without knowing who Chris is? 😂 These two are amazing together! This needs to be an advice podcast & Nick would criticise everyone and everything 🖤
@PersonWithStupid37
7 ай бұрын
Check out his 9/11 story
@RebeccaO619
8 ай бұрын
Effortlessly hilarious. I could watch you two do this for hours 😂
@simonfea2
8 ай бұрын
Chris and Mateo need to have a movie, a documentary, a sitcom, a podcast... They are so hilarious ❤
@angelgilreath
7 ай бұрын
"I got the perfect girl for him on LinkedIn" 😂😂😂😂
@braggarmybrat
8 ай бұрын
I wish I could have seen the LinkedIn lady's face when they suggested she date the guy. Two of my favorite comedians.
@ahsans5350
8 ай бұрын
I love Mateo and his collabs. Feel like he’s cool with everyone!!!!! Love this dynamic. More of this!
@austinpage1782
8 ай бұрын
I didn't want that to end! Please do more of this together
@dianallamas7135
8 ай бұрын
THIS needs to be a thing!!! That was way too short. Oh and the ending where Mateo goes off once he heard "Olive Garden" 🤣MORE of these two please!!!
@melsyoutube
8 ай бұрын
y’all bounced off eachother so well, i loved this!
@alexloopdesign
8 ай бұрын
OMG I am still laughing! More collabs like this! I could watch you together for hours!
@douglasmijangos3327
8 ай бұрын
2 of my favorite comedians on the same stage and at the same time 🤯 I wish I were there 😢 😂 love both of you … thank you for the hilarious laughs always ❤😂
@archangel115
8 ай бұрын
Nick says hello and is waiting for you with an axe after that shade on Olive Garden Matteo 🤣🤣
@sea_manny
3 ай бұрын
The way Matteo got mad when he heard Olive garden! 😂😂😂😂
@mark99k
8 ай бұрын
More of this please! You can feel the chemistry.
@andeurastar
8 ай бұрын
The change in Matteos face after the olive garden comment was so pure lmaooo
@loveinthematrix
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@carollollol
6 ай бұрын
The way she said he does science made me think of the scene where Ken 'does beach'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@heckee97
8 ай бұрын
this is just perfect! I need more of them together! :D
@yvettebennett6170
8 ай бұрын
"Olive Garden!" LOL 😂
@SLAMSwan
7 ай бұрын
Chris's Puerto Rican impression has me ☠️
@calisongbird
8 ай бұрын
omg I’ve been following each of them separately for ages, I had no idea they were friends! This is such a great pairing!! 😂
@chillith926
8 ай бұрын
what a power duo!
@chiiimo
8 ай бұрын
OMG please do more things together you're the perfect combination of shit talking kings...i mean queens hehe 😂
@iloveapiano6542
8 ай бұрын
I teach at a Catholic elementary school and this was just the perfect amount of gay shit to get me through my day. Thank you for the work you do.
@ikkrijgnoggeldvanje
8 ай бұрын
Omg these two are 🔥
@Linknla
8 ай бұрын
Omg Matteo is Hilarious! That Olive Garden rant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@montanasuede
3 ай бұрын
Chris’s awkward circular snap is complete verification of his heterosexuality.
@suckerlunch4528
8 ай бұрын
this is the pair I’ve been dying for!! They’re both so different yet so similar in how funny they are, it’s hilarious.
@Howlncalcifer
7 ай бұрын
I didn't know i needed Matteo and Chris in my life. Best duo ever 😂
@BcBaxley
8 ай бұрын
My boys riffing hard together 😂🤣🍻🤘
@Omariiso
8 ай бұрын
this duo is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. more please 🙌🏽
@donbsea
7 ай бұрын
Lane & Distefano working together is brilliant. They each have their timing down properly. Thanks for the laughs.
@wade_powell
8 ай бұрын
Chris looks fantastic
@rscotthartsfield6217
8 ай бұрын
totally my fav - these two are just the funniest ever - just pure natural talent - love these guys....
@gnlilu6972
3 ай бұрын
PLEASE ANOTHER EPISODE OF MATTEO AND CHRISSY!!! Hilarious 🤣 ❤❤ ❤
@XtalMath
8 ай бұрын
These advice specials are so great! Please keep doing this!
@anneboostrom2810
8 ай бұрын
I love them both so much and together they are even funnier!
@mcm2366
8 ай бұрын
Zara t-shirt comment was a surgical burn, lmao! These two are great together.
@anbklc
2 ай бұрын
The duo I didn't know I needed 🤣🤣 love y'all.
@app77
8 ай бұрын
oh dang i laughed so hard i had tears coming out of my eyes...y'all need to do a total advice special together.
@egonkl3in212
8 ай бұрын
We need more of this, pls⚠️❤️
@fitting9132
8 ай бұрын
I ❤ you, Matteo! You are so wonderful by yourself on stage but also paired with any comedian🤗
@stiofaininnichlerigh8168
8 ай бұрын
I just bought your tickets to see you in IRELAND 🇮🇪 I'm sooooo excited to see you can't wait Steph 🇮🇪 Ireland
@hedonisticallyhealthy8577
8 ай бұрын
Two of my faves together!! It's a dream come true!
@alexismcaloon8269
8 ай бұрын
That XANGA drop did it for me
@marybethedwards5207
8 ай бұрын
I NEED a whole special or podcast with just you guys!
@BRBX777
8 ай бұрын
Omg you guys need your own special, you’re hilarious together, I’ve already watched this a few times and still laugh my ass off. What’s verse that’s hilarious !!!!
@bonnienedza55
7 ай бұрын
O.M.G. that was absolutely hysterical. You guys need to do an hour special. Two of my most favorite comedians❤❤
@factsknowledge5228
8 ай бұрын
The way Matteo looks at Chris, now that's love!
@jedigandhi
7 ай бұрын
More of these teamups, please! Y’all are the perfect duo for this 😂😂😂
@MissCKBabe
8 ай бұрын
2 of my favorites together!!!!!!!!!! This made my day ♥️♥️
@925209
8 ай бұрын
Wow , what chemistry you guys have. I love this. I need more for my seratonin. I cackled through the whole house.
@arkadashi
7 ай бұрын
These two together are bloody hilarious!!!!! The russian puertorican dolls bit, just killed me!!!! 😂 😂
@sufyanlowel4631
6 ай бұрын
NOW THAT'S A DUET. Chris is the worst type of hetero. He's open, he's acting, he's smiling, he's cooperates and responds, he's funny, he's alive, he looks way muuuuuuch younger and he has face of a god. Ancient god like Greek or Roman with this insane blue eyes. Let me know when he turns 50. He is NORTH Italian, am I right?
@user-bi3wk5rx6w
8 ай бұрын
The duo i never knew i needed!!❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
@ikkrijgnoggeldvanje
8 ай бұрын
Verse is when you top and bottom. Chris: "okay, I like that"
@HazelwithaZ
8 ай бұрын
Chrisy D with Matteo? My worlds collide!
@michellepaleafico5259
8 ай бұрын
This just made my whole year!!! Love these 2!!!!❤
@dudeudontknow341
4 ай бұрын
These guys just need to travel around doing this. They’re a perfect combo. The Puerto Rican joke is ACCURATE AF they’re nuts but Jesus 🥵🥵🥵
@annaconda78
8 күн бұрын
Ok SATAN 😂 best line EVER….. and then Matteo laugh after
@leightonolsson4846
3 күн бұрын
They are such a great pairing
@Altonahh10
8 ай бұрын
Chris should wear a very tight shirt next time 😆
@orielwiggins2225
7 ай бұрын
Hilarious, we need more of this with both of you.
@dvillegaspro
8 ай бұрын
"I got the perfect girl for him on LinkedIn" was PERFECT LMAO
@Sadaf2304
8 ай бұрын
OMG your advice video is back soo excited ❤❤❤😊😊😊
@gina8546
2 ай бұрын
I swear to God I absolutely love Matteo.
@ChrisJohnLikesStuff
8 ай бұрын
Matteo with the Xanga shout took me allllllll the way back to 8th grade. I've got whiplash from that core memory being unlocked.
@AbsoluteGoldenY
8 ай бұрын
Loving this! Hope to see more on stage chemistry like this soon
@Cvzar07
3 ай бұрын
I need more of this duo they're literally like peanut butter and jelly
@kayleighgroenendal8473
8 ай бұрын
I need someone who looks at me the way Matteo looks at Chris 😂
@hanna.9650.
8 ай бұрын
Omg yessss two of my favs! Do more togetherrrr pleease!!!
@Britt-r3r
7 ай бұрын
Matteo brings out the best in Chris
@ProducerJoe
8 ай бұрын
LOVE Chris!! I’ll call when he turns 50 😂😂😂 Great Collab 💕
@Noodlyk18
7 ай бұрын
This duo makes so much sense, for the love of god MORE!
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