As a retail worker, I never ever once assumed someone buying underwear/toilet paper shit their pants, but now this bit is the ONLY thing I think about
@shawnaeatscats
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@strongbongus
3 жыл бұрын
used to work retail. all i thought about.
@BadWolfSilence
3 жыл бұрын
@@strongbongus Which one? XD
@laurenyork6095
4 жыл бұрын
I know anxiety can be a helluva drug, but you just have to keep in mind that literally no retail worker gets paid enough to give any shits about what you're buying, as long as you pay for it. And sometimes not even then.
@warren_waters
4 жыл бұрын
You know, I wouldn't think anything of someone buying one pair of underwear, but if i saw someone head for the checkout, think for a second, then double back for a second pair, i would absolutely assume you pooped yourself and were trying to cloak it
@buffypython
4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate power move would be to bring a colostomy bag & make it look like you've got that set up going on. Can't shit your pants if it all just goes into your fanny pack.
@lid2966
Жыл бұрын
One of my all time faves
@oliverdyer9155
4 жыл бұрын
2:07 The sugar free gummy bears are the things making him shit. real ones know
@AceAttorny
2 жыл бұрын
Real ones have intimate knowledge of the youngest McElroy brother's bowel problems.
@Oli_and_Oli
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes this is one of my favorite bits, thank you
@shawnaeatscats
4 жыл бұрын
Not only did I work st TJ Maxx for 3 years, but I am also a female. People (mainly only men) would come in and buy either only boxers or only socks. N o b o d y thinks you've shit your pants. Jesus christ. The only reason I mention in a female is because periods. WORST case scenario, I'd have thought youd bleed yourself. But you're a dude so "Am I good???" You're good.
@shawnaeatscats
Жыл бұрын
Wow coming back to my own comment 3 years later I went way overboard. Now upon listening to this all I can think is "retail workers are so dead inside that they literally won't even think about it nor care" lmao
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