"Please fall... I'm trying to win a bet with your mom." I'm DIEING!!! 😂😂😂😂
@blakey.hatton
3 жыл бұрын
*DYING
@lexie.equine7560
3 жыл бұрын
NO BECAUSE THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY
@Raiiiiiiiii528
3 жыл бұрын
You mean dying.?
@warriorcats6477
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH I DIED
@Mar-ft9xu
3 жыл бұрын
*Dying
@polyanthajones8168
3 жыл бұрын
When I was 12, I was riding a horse I could barely sit when doing a sitting trot, so my elbows started flapping. The trainer asked if I wanted to take wing and fly. I laughed so hard, I actually fell off.
@agirlwithhorses1370
2 жыл бұрын
LORD that’s when you know your trainer is gonna help! 😂
@jenmiller5303
2 жыл бұрын
Lol funny!
@taralorraine9814
2 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud, thanks 😆
@lokeycasper5749
2 жыл бұрын
That honestly doesn’t sound like a bad fall unless it hurt lol I’m scared to fall off my horse but I trust him so yeah lol-
@alanac6674
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I bet that hurt
@larissaheather4582
4 жыл бұрын
“...so the gerbils don’t get away but not so tight you squeeze their eyeballs out” LOL
@Thehitbird
3 жыл бұрын
I’m using this one next time
@Desertdweller1965
3 жыл бұрын
@@Thehitbird Me too!
@chadwassemiller3360
3 жыл бұрын
LOL 😆!
@shyanneballantyne3549
3 жыл бұрын
"You look like a frog in a blender" I died😂😂
@saharsandoqa5571
3 жыл бұрын
Happened the same time I read it
@jjohnsengraciesmom
3 жыл бұрын
That's the look I was going for .
@jjohnsengraciesmom
3 жыл бұрын
I meant to do that.
@equinemindsdecoded
4 жыл бұрын
"What do you think you ran over, a small child!!!" #dead 😂😂😂😂😂 Wow this was classic!! So glad I came across this.
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!
@kittypickely9689
3 жыл бұрын
Officer I ran over that orphan child in self defense >:) Man these orphans are getting destroyed.
@minimoonie6431
3 жыл бұрын
@@kittypickely9689 YOOOOO Techno fan hello wtf Orphans absolutely destroyed
@malgosiaklimaszewska7298
2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@hailey.strides
3 жыл бұрын
All I ever hear is : “LOWER LEG STILL!” “Heels down!” “Back to walk, FIX YOUR FEET” “Sitting trotttt!” Change. The. Rein.” There’s soo much more 😂
@everest4654
3 жыл бұрын
I hear- "HEELS DOWN" "GET HER ON THE RAIL!" "GET ON THE CORRECT DIAGONAL" "KEEP YOUR HANDS STILLLLLL!" "COME ON! GO OVER THE JUMP AGAIN!" (No hate to my trainer, they are really nice)
@jjohnsengraciesmom
3 жыл бұрын
Try western pleasure, its a little easier, or better yet just trail riding.
@hailey.strides
3 жыл бұрын
@@jjohnsengraciesmom I don’t have the option for western, plus I prefer English!
@Kitsune1989
2 жыл бұрын
@Everest Mine was always "HANDS OFF THE WHITHERS" "LOOK" "LOOK UP" "SITTING TROT, NOT A CANTER DAMNIT" "KEEP HIS HEAD UP IF YOU DONT WANT TO GO DOWN" (He had this trick where he'd gradually get heavier and heavier in the hand so that you were pulled forward off balance and then suddenly he'd either pretend stumble or pretend spook and suddenly you'd be flying off. All the while he's standing there going wtf human how did you get down there?) I rode a runaway who liked to play tricks for most of my childhood/teenage years. I had and still do have excellent heels and leg aids. But I do have bad habits I had to train out of me like leaning forward on transitions... something my instructor cruelly cured me of. Ponies exist because they were kicked out of hell for being to evil is all I'm going to say about that. Never ever ask your instructor for a bareback lesson, just saying. No matter how... informative... It can be.
@raelynharris661
2 жыл бұрын
@@hailey.strides I agree I use to ride western without chaps or whatever but when I started english I have fell off so many times it is crazy like yesterday I fell of a pony trying to canter bareback
@madisontheidel6748
3 жыл бұрын
"If you talked with your body and legs like you did with your mouth you'd be alright." Damn, that hit hard for me
@applesauce9473
3 жыл бұрын
LOLLL!!!! THIS IS SO MY TRAINER!!!! I love her so much tho and she teaches me so much 💕 But when i see her not at the barn she is the complete opposite and she's really funny too. Great vid! 😂
@sunflowerequestrian3116
3 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn’t know you rode
@0kmadelynbackinbusiness884
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my trainer Carm, XD
@commonlyknownasaly
3 жыл бұрын
“Tuck those chicken wings!” “I said sitting trot not jackhammering trot!” “ Try that again, Try that again, try that again, try that again, try that ag- Just do it this time!” “You look like a frog in a blender!” Like wtf XD
@Isabelle-fs8jv
3 жыл бұрын
OMG😂 I REMEMBER A COUPLE YEARS AGO ME AND MY FRIENDS WOULD EACH HAVE OUR OWN WOLF THING LIKE UR PROFILE PICCCCCCCCCCCCC 😂
@commonlyknownasaly
3 жыл бұрын
@@Isabelle-fs8jv Nice! ❤️❤️ I have a yt am I’m not proud TwT
@finleyc8752
3 жыл бұрын
“Please fall I’m trying to win a bet with your mom”haha so funny🤣
@sarawillcox9612
2 жыл бұрын
The "Please fall, I'm trying to win a bet with your mom" got me😂
@Obviously_Horses
Жыл бұрын
“Heels down toes up. I said sitting trot not jack hammering trot are you trying to find a oil well in his spine?” 😂😂😂❤❤
@car.b24
4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying! 😂 My favorite was you look like a frog in a blender 🐸
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I'm so rude I can't handle it 😂
@amelia.and.murphy7358
3 жыл бұрын
@@GypsyEquestrian your really pretty
@jjohnsengraciesmom
3 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@yourpersonalfrenchfryoffical
Жыл бұрын
My instructor’s like “ hey guys want to try a horse treat?” “ wanna do some barrel racing, even though we ride English here”
@kenzeywenzey
2 жыл бұрын
i have the most patient and nice trainer, lovin it here
@carolingelderman7947
3 жыл бұрын
It's a little scary how you are so good at acting like a mean trainer.
@GypsyEquestrian
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. I’m not acting... 😂
@amelia.and.murphy7358
3 жыл бұрын
@@GypsyEquestrian wait what?? 😂
@harrypottertwist1673
3 жыл бұрын
Box alllll that up and take it to your therapist. We’re working now.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pughat5233
3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the memories of crying on a horse because i was being yelled at because the trainer decided names werent needed and kept yelling things without explaining or saying who they were for so i didnt realize she wanted ME to trot and not my friend
@ashleyjohanson3548
Жыл бұрын
This is similar to my trainer it is so frustrating
@shanepeters1738
3 жыл бұрын
The “Are you trying to hitch a ride with those thumbs?” Killed me. 😂 lol
@Spitfire-Acid
Жыл бұрын
*’You look like a frog in a blender!’* (Dying)
@eqsharps
4 жыл бұрын
This was great! Your skits are always so funny! I have actually experienced this sadly, but I don't train under that trainer anymore, the trainer I have now is very nice!
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I haven't personally but I have heard of stories 🙀Glad you found a kinder trainer! I learn better when I'm being encouraged not when someone is rude!
@Ho6s0n
3 жыл бұрын
"You look like a frog in a blender" Oml Iaughed so hard
@aleksa-eq
Жыл бұрын
"if the horse's head fell off you'd know" .... "the ground will always catch you" I'm dying 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
@peanutbutter557
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh I think I had the meanest riding teacher on the planet. I was 6 when I started at the stable. Left at 13. I put up with it for quite a few years. She caused me to have mental scars and trauma to this day. One day I left my gloves to the barn, and when the lesson was beginning, I asked her if I could go and grab them. She went ''No. You left them there. You can go without them.'' She assigned me a pony that had a well known habit of stealing the reins and pulling her head out to make your grip slip. Thanks to her my palms were BLEEDING AND CUT UP by the end of the class. One day she assigned me A SHETLAND PONY for the class. Just out of spite. She knew I would have to ask for a trade since I was too heavy for it and had selfesteem issues. But she didnt give a shit. She would publicly loudly call out any fault I had and mistake I made and instead of helping me or correcting me, she'd scream at me like ''HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS? ARE YOU STUPID?'' She was also well known for abusing the lesson-ponies if they misbehaved. Lets just say that every horse sold forward or sold to another stable, was reported to have been absolutely crazy and insane and misbehaving. She would take the whip and beat the shit out of the horses in the class if the horse misbehaved. Worst day so far was when she blamed me for making one of the horses almost choke and die? And it was NOT my fault. Some new kids went to the tackroom and got soft bread for the ponies without permission.They cave it all to their favorite. Poor thing almost chocked and died. But because I was outside sitting on a swing and vibing with the barncat, I was appearantly to blame? Oh and she let an ex-racehorse die out of neglect. She put it in an old un-used outside pen and the poor thing stepped on a bunch of rusty nails. Ended up dying a painful death because she wasn't vaccinated or checked by a vet etc. But yeah. To be honest to this day I cant go to the stables, cant talk to equestrians, cant even consider starting riding again because of the anxiety and fear of failure.Every time I see a cute horse and go ''Oh thats cute'' I get kinda mad at myself in order to protect myself from the painful memories and hurting? Idk probaply sounds stupid. Oh and another thing. Stable regulars. Those 14-17 yearold girls who think they know everything and if you're new or still a bit rough around the edges, they refuse to help you and just make fun of you and bully you f2f and on social media? Does this happen in other places too or just in my country? I've heard multiple people here quit riding because of stable cliques. So just.. If you have a stable-clique, don't be an ass. It can ruin riding and horses for some ppl. ANYWAY. Worst hobby I ever started. Best day of my life was when I quit. Sorry for any mistakes, english isn't my first language so a ton of terminology might be lost in translation.
@Philippians4.6to8
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh... what is wrong with people? I promise you there are the kindest and most gentle people in the horse world who truly care. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
@Rem.Esm1
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry to hear that!! As comments above me stated, not all barns are like that and if you ever get the chance I would highly recommend trying again at a highly reviewed barn. ❤️ I wish you could get the chance to come to mine! Everyone is wonderful at my barn- I couldn’t ask for more 🥰
@ccappa2001
3 жыл бұрын
It was the trainer's fault riding was painful. It can be fun with a supportive trainer by your side. Maybe one day, you'll try again, and it will go well. I feel so bad that equestrian was painful for you, I personally love it . God bless you :)
@jjohnsengraciesmom
3 жыл бұрын
Yikes that's terrible. I hope you go back to horses, it's better now.
@bshaw2221
3 жыл бұрын
@Fogburg Edits no just that
@JVEshadow
4 жыл бұрын
i just love these humor video's xD i can watch them all day. amazing work!!
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! 🙏🏻 means a lot!!!
@jackiefranzia
3 жыл бұрын
Your roasts are funny. This is so random. LOL
@josephined3052
4 жыл бұрын
If it's head falls off you'll know! Omg this is so me 😂😂😂😂 I reaaalllyyy need to learn to keep my head up 🙈
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe I can train you, I'm really good at yelling insults.. either it'll make you better or make you quit (or depressed) 😂
@josephined3052
4 жыл бұрын
@@GypsyEquestrian please don't make me depressed, that won't lift my head up 😂😂😂 But yesss please train me! Just come live in the Netherlands and we will make trail rides everyday 😍🤩
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
@@josephined3052 Hahaha I know it doesn't help being yelled at! SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST
@Bailey_28
3 жыл бұрын
My teacher actually says this “ when you aren’t teaching him and correcting him, your un-teaching
@-MansBestFriend
2 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I have a wonderful trainer. She’s good with kids, she’s patient, and I always feel really unbalanced and tense when trotting with no stirrups so she lets me go slower and keep my rains when the other girls are doing trot with no stirrups and both hands out to the side.
@equestrian.life.
Жыл бұрын
-Ok, time to stop rehearsing for your school play and focus on your riding! -Huh? -Oh wait... you didn't get a jell-o role for your school play? I thought I just saw you rehearsing it. That was a few years back when I was first learning how to sit the trot 🤦♀️😂
@russianhorsegirlandahorse1865
3 жыл бұрын
Literally my old trainer “Did you die?” “No, but I got a minor concussion:)”
@luv4casp.x
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that 1 mean trainer that hates you XD I kinda liked the bit “What do you think you ran over a small child” 😂😂😂✨
@wisterias8408
3 жыл бұрын
One of many things we call the flapping arms at my barn are chicken wings (of course), the cowboy, the flappy bird, and best of all: the John Wayne.
@tinky2914
3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you're not my instructor in a person suit? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fastbluelion6481
Жыл бұрын
“Please fall…I’m tryna win a bet with your mom” lol that part had me dying of laughter
@littlerascaleventing
3 жыл бұрын
This is way too good... I love the sarcasm. I think my trainer would say some of these things if she thought of them XD. My last lesson she said to the girl I was riding with, "I will kick you out of this lesson if you don't quit pulling on the inside rein," and she sounded like she meant it 😳 But I'm improved so much under her.
@annahedstrom661
Жыл бұрын
Oh. Brings back the memories. Ok group. Everybody looks at Anna. Thats exactly not how to do it. I was 11 maybe. Shy and quiet. First canter.
@CallaLily69
2 жыл бұрын
"Box all that up and bring it to your therapist. We're working now" 🤣
@keelyevans7692
3 жыл бұрын
I can't stand that type of passive-aggressive speech, it is abuse. Thank you for sharing so people can see what not to say to each other.
@Isabelle-fs8jv
3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I laugh when my horse runs off with me and my trainer yells 😂 lol I literally can’t stop laughing when he runs off and when I bounce up and down and almost fall off 😂 😂
@lsarts7772
3 жыл бұрын
My training says "if you do it more than once, your doing it on purpose". 😂😭
@addy.miller8435
3 жыл бұрын
Is it keeping the cross ties from misbehaving 😂😭
@wolfiegirl3667
3 жыл бұрын
Could thing my trainer is super nice because I would’ve been crying at this point lmao
@avi_barrelracer7476
3 жыл бұрын
Omg same pic
@amelia.and.murphy7358
3 жыл бұрын
Your not the only one 😂
@catbatrat1760
Ай бұрын
Yeah, same. :(
@maci4541
3 жыл бұрын
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING IM TERRIFIED OF MY COACHH LIKE HE ALWAYS SCREAMS EVERYONES TERRIFIED AND HE SAYS MOST OF THIS -
@sarahseegers4655
3 жыл бұрын
“Please fall I’m trying to win a bet with your mom” Omg that was hilarious 😂
@craftyschleichcreater3505
3 жыл бұрын
The gerbil hand reference... yah, my coach does the same with birds...😝
@henrysmith180
Жыл бұрын
I heard to hold reins like ice cream cones
@Luna_and_bo
7 ай бұрын
My trainer described in 3 minutes😂
@abieq2574
2 жыл бұрын
this is literally my trainer😂 but I love her so much and she teaches me so much I don't know what I would do without her!!
@ATBarrelRacing
2 жыл бұрын
“YOU LOOK LIKE A FROG IN A BLENDER” I can’t I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂
@halle4715
2 жыл бұрын
I love “try that again x5” then “no, just do it this time!”
@swordsharkssso1694
2 жыл бұрын
My Coach is like this but honestly I love her. She keeps me on my toes and always aiming to do my very best.
@theothegreygelding
3 жыл бұрын
"like you're holding a dead cat" eeeww how do you think of these
@grey_pony2314
2 жыл бұрын
Stop worrying about falling the ground will always catch you lol my favorite part
@kristenbroady644
4 жыл бұрын
Chicken wings! “Bock bock BAAAACK”
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@larisaducharme1115
2 жыл бұрын
“When your not teaching your unteaching” why is that SO funny
@shuck_face0385
2 жыл бұрын
“Please fall…im trying to win a bet with your mom.” 🤣🤣 Oh my gosh that’s funny
@PrazLeo
3 жыл бұрын
“Please fall….I’m trying to win a bet with your mom.” Wow, lol.
@abdulqaadir6510
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Box allllllllll that up and bring it to your therapist." A little harsh I'd say
@sonias-k4050
4 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated 😂👏🏻
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
Hahah thank you! Hope it’ll get around at some point 😂😂😂
@hunglejewel
2 жыл бұрын
"Did you like that canter?" "I think-" "The answer is no." Lol
@kojikakoifish2862
2 жыл бұрын
"Is it keeping the cross ties from misbehaving?" I AM WEAK.
@jinx962
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this reminds me of my old trainer, she said ALL of this but even worse. She’s been sued several times and just recently (thank god) got her barn and horses taken away from her. This video reminds me of the traumatic experiences I’ve had, but it’s so funny! Thank you so much for making me smile
@onyxth3ripper
3 жыл бұрын
"What did we learn from this experience?" That I need a new trainer 😂
@happyrider4343
3 жыл бұрын
"pull your arms out like your holding a dead cat." My god what the heck lol
@joyanders3968
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. I love what she said about the ground always catching you when you fall.
@Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
3 жыл бұрын
"but did you die?" Me: Not yet!
@MysteriousUser1
2 жыл бұрын
"Well thats a good place for it! 😁 Is it keeping the cross-ties from misbehaving?😒🙄" - Gypsy Equestrian 2020.
@ashmaple5439
3 жыл бұрын
"Please fall. I'm tryna win a bet with your mom." Priceless, love it.
@LeahEquestrian12
Жыл бұрын
Omg! This is literally my riding instructor in every lesson!! 😂 but after the lesson she is nice! But when I ride she yells like this 😂😂
@addy.miller8435
3 жыл бұрын
I was told I look like a frog when I cantered for the 2nd time, my friend goes "I love frogs" in the video it's really funny! I rode a different horse after that and cantered and fell off
@katiethehorseperson
3 жыл бұрын
XD AM LAUGHING SO MUCH THAT IT HURTS 🤣
@defnot_kyliee
2 жыл бұрын
samee i cantered one time for my first time and i fell off LOL
@jackiebraun5479
2 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, now I know how to teach my students!! Thank you 🤣🤣🤣
@Schleichlover-gq1ew
3 жыл бұрын
My trainer always says more leg and I’m like “ MY LEGS BASICALLY INSIDE THE HORSEEE!”
@SüpernäturalDRǍGÖNSSSSSS
4 ай бұрын
“Please fall in trying to win a bet with your mom”😂
@piggiesadventure1365
3 жыл бұрын
“But did you die?” Haha I can’t 😂😂😂😂 “Hold the gerbils firm enough to keep them here but soft enough to not squeeze their instestins through their eyeballs!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Charlie-nx9cl
3 жыл бұрын
The ”But did you die?” UGH MY TRAINER SAYS THAT ALL THE TIMEEEEEEE
@chanamartineau546
2 жыл бұрын
The gut though the eye ball thing cracked me up so hard😂😂🤣
@_.Hey.Two._
3 жыл бұрын
Why is this actually how my old trainer acts-
@oliviakingsley867
3 жыл бұрын
When you realize all the trainers you ever had said these things to you no matter how hard you tried. But if they gave you a compliment, it made your whole day..oh wait, kidding it made your whole week
@elizabethsakurai4253
2 жыл бұрын
This is hystetical!!! Love the mind reading..What am I thinking?? I often wanted to answer... FU..! WHAT AM I THINKING!?
@kalopsiaa..
3 жыл бұрын
The "but did you die?" is so accurate 😂😭
@ココアシガレッツ-z2e
3 жыл бұрын
My trainer says same thing too. Also recently he said ''You suck at riding. You're getting bad at it'' then I was like, Yeah because I had crack on my finger for about a month? How could I bing back my abilities in 2 days! NEED A REHAB TO RIDE BETTER. It has been about 2month now and my abilities are getting better than before. Thanks to my guts.
@TheKingT17
3 жыл бұрын
"Please fall off I'm trying to loose a bet with your mom." I can't!
@ShinLeeChan
3 жыл бұрын
Dunno why but this role for some reasons fits her perfectly! I guess you have a future as meanie trainer hahaha :) Good Video as always!
@DreamAddic
3 жыл бұрын
I had a few horse trainers and some just really kill your passion. I went into a lesson with one that was so detail oriented I was stressed the entire lesson. At the end of the lesson I was like 'Did I dream ever loving horse riding?'. there was another lady, oh my god...I was riding with classical boots. She was like 'If you don't buy western riding boots, you will die. Girl one day, you're going to fall and break both your legs. Your feet is going to stick in the styrrup when you fall and the horse is going to drag you all over the place. You're going to die' She was crazy dramatic.
@tylereubanks8976
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣😆 when she said put your arm foword like your holding a dead cat
@keelyevans7692
3 жыл бұрын
😂 some of the quotes do make sense lol you guys!
@amywalton2202
3 жыл бұрын
love this channel you crack me up best thing ever
@paintinghorse2141
3 жыл бұрын
You need your own show, so funny
@firethefurry5279
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that your acting is good...that it made me hate the trainer...IS JUST...AMAZING
@kyliemetzger4960
Жыл бұрын
“Put your arm OUT like your holding a dead cat”( puts arms up) “ no not like that” I was dying 😂
@wizbit88
3 жыл бұрын
This brings back old memories
@laurenw1168
2 жыл бұрын
"if his head falls off you'll know" 😂😂😂😂😂
@miaorla5009
3 жыл бұрын
Every British instructor. Hands down. Accurate. 😂😂
@billiemonroe8029
3 жыл бұрын
My last trainer traumatised me so much with her cruel insults. Sometimes no matter how hard you try or how well you do, it’s just not good enough for them 🤷🏻♀️
@MysteriousUser1
Жыл бұрын
"Please fall off." "I'm made a bet with your mom." #1 Best Line
@enejazorc3877
3 жыл бұрын
My trainer IS so nice if i do somethings wrong she says its okay and gives me a break she is the best!😂
@sophiesteinbach9660
3 жыл бұрын
"Hold your hands out from your body like you're holding a dead cat." Time Stamp: 1:36
@charlottephillips7723
4 жыл бұрын
Why do I relate to this one on a personal level? 😂
@GypsyEquestrian
4 жыл бұрын
Dude you would be a good Mean Trainer Character.. such SASS! 😂
@charlottephillips7723
4 жыл бұрын
Gypsy Equestrian I mean you’re not wrong! wHo woUlD wAnNa go tO a sTupID waTeR spLasH paRk! 😂 geez... looking back on that I was such a turd. (Anyone who reads this it’s an inside joke.) Hope you’re staying healthy!
@magdalenajehowa9522
3 жыл бұрын
"Now do it again, so I know it wasn´t mistake." yup, that I have heard lots of times
@jadesmanning2682
3 жыл бұрын
This is my trainer 100% glad she's off for pregnancy break
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