I would a THOUSAND TIMES rather be Hemsworthed or Skarsgarded than Kardashianed.
@seraphotep7544
2 жыл бұрын
...and im a straight guy. Still 100% on this one.
@brandonwei2430
2 жыл бұрын
Hell, i would even have that roadside stuffed hot dog before i ever consider being Kardashianed
@RealLoki
2 жыл бұрын
Yrah that makes sense.
@CaladonianQueen
2 жыл бұрын
Same.😏
@sunnyday237
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@verdatum
2 жыл бұрын
OK, seriously? At whatever time Colbert calls this show quits, Please release a compilation of these Meanwhile introductions. These have become, and have long remained, a breathtaking art form, more than capable of standing all on its own.
@thatswhatisaid8908
2 жыл бұрын
Especially tonight's. Not to forget the quarantinewhiles!
@lovepaws9771
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry not a fan of those, I always skip them.
@bablumenthal9703
2 жыл бұрын
The writers.. love ALL the openings for Meanwhile.
@wagonstation3709
2 жыл бұрын
The reason they're giving away those strange cookie crackers is because they aren't sure if people would really buy them....
@danreyn
2 жыл бұрын
If only that topless lady had been there in Top[less] Gun. She could have saved another Goose
@Yngvarfo
2 жыл бұрын
Who manages to follow Stephen's convoluted (to put it mildly) introductions to this segment?
@mamawray
2 жыл бұрын
Singapore is recycling pee. In Mississippi, we can't even recycle glass.
@greatsayain
2 жыл бұрын
Full metal alchemist dog
@simeonwildman788
2 жыл бұрын
Now, man...you started /super/ dark here. I don't say this often, but the palliative care riff was Too Dark...at least this week.
@MissMoxie
2 жыл бұрын
How is coyote pronounced "Kah-yote"?! It's CoyoTé, methinks. Also hi to fellow BC peep!
@chrisrj9871
2 жыл бұрын
Some old coots used to or still pronounce it "KAH-yoht" in the southern States, and he's just poking non-offensive fun at it.
@sl0thilicious
2 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the breastfeeding mom fighting off an apex predator ❤️✊
@laalaa99stl
2 жыл бұрын
The cavalry comes in many forms. Sometimes it's Gandalf leading the Rohirrim. Other times it's a topless, breastfeeding woman. You! Shall not! Take my goose!
@Omni0404
2 жыл бұрын
So we must not forget that a wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
@ashtonandkylievideos2929
2 жыл бұрын
Freeze her eggs
@Karajorma
2 жыл бұрын
@@Omni0404 There's a joke about when a topless woman comes in there....
@thatswhatisaid8908
2 жыл бұрын
That baby is never gonna out-chill mama!
@globalwarmhugs7741
2 жыл бұрын
We chase bears off that way as well.
@lw3269
2 жыл бұрын
Between the hot dog filler, the beer-urine, and the Ritz-Oreo, I am happy to say I am back on my diet and off food indefinitely.
@db8556
2 жыл бұрын
The 'No Food' diet. Should get the job done.
@heinleinreader
2 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't that be back on food and off junk?
@jessicaolson490
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair I don't think any of those things are actually food. 😂
@mamawray
2 жыл бұрын
That's why I stick to Hebrew National.
@heinousanus9352
2 жыл бұрын
None of those things are food dude.
@snacking5908
2 жыл бұрын
As a viewer of Late Night with Seth Meyers, I can attest that Timmy never fell down the well
@arche2460
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂
@simonederobert1612
2 жыл бұрын
He was pushed.
@stefanhoimes
2 жыл бұрын
Found the Jackals!
@otakuman706
2 жыл бұрын
Jackal spotted outside of containment.
@alumpyhorse
2 жыл бұрын
👏🐾
@gus.smedstad
2 жыл бұрын
I’d gladly take one Helmsworth or Sarsgaard over all the Kardashians that have ever been or will be.
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322
2 жыл бұрын
Or or or... We do away with reality shows altogether. I really don't find humans interesting.
@reblewi30
2 жыл бұрын
The writers who do the intro to Meanwhile, deserve an Emmy.
@jhollybee3946
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely, I’m also impressed with how seamlessly Colbert gets through it each time.
@reblewi30
2 жыл бұрын
@@jhollybee3946 It really is very impressive.
@jamiecorbett3938
2 жыл бұрын
EPIC! This was the best one yet!!!!!
@silentjay01
2 жыл бұрын
What's the point of being the temporary band leader of a Late Night show if you can't bring your friends on to get them some exposure on a national broadcast and an extra paycheck from a network? Good on ya, Louis!
@ruckusrevolution9475
2 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling it's not so temporary.
@silentjay01
2 жыл бұрын
@@ruckusrevolution9475 Well, we do know Jon's gonna be gone for a chunk of the summer filming his part of "The Color Purple".
@ruckusrevolution9475
2 жыл бұрын
@@silentjay01 I love Jon, but I'm starting to love Louis too. Maybe it's his time to shine!
@Omni0404
2 жыл бұрын
He put some freaking EFFORT into those pronunciations. What a man of the world.
@D38AS3R
2 жыл бұрын
What a man of, a shadow of what he once was! Every time I see it, makes me feel bad, not for him, but his family. BUT! I guess they'll get the money once he's compost. So nevermind!
@winxclubstellamusa
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Steven is so cultured and sophisticated. I respect him so much.
@marshamariner7897
2 жыл бұрын
Esp after Two rounds of covid 💖🌹
@theduppykillah
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the second half is a mad lib he does with the audience… ?
@thend4427
2 жыл бұрын
@@D38AS3R he hasn't changed at all idk what ur talking about
@mrs.harper
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Stephen couldn’t get through the MEANWHILE without laughing at it speaks volumes for the writers and explains the awards the show keeps winning! Love love love this show!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@TesserId
2 жыл бұрын
Best laugh of the month.
@treenaedmunds3095
2 жыл бұрын
Really
@treenaedmunds3095
2 жыл бұрын
Read
@jarniwoop
2 жыл бұрын
I think that is a record number of his crackups for one segment.
@szahmad2416
Жыл бұрын
I really want an illustration inset beside him, updated every second.
@seraphotep7544
2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie... I have a deep love for anyone brave enough to run outside naked, holding a baby latched to yer tit, and ready to fight a wild card non-typical adversary that could literally react in any variety of ways for any unknown reason... all in one go. Throwing her own defenseless and exposed flesh forward into the unknown with no real plan of or way to attack without being wounded in order to protect both her friend and, presumably, her child along the way. At a glance this seems like a simple act, but I've seen enough of humanity in times of crisis and trauma to know that her actions were not, by far, a typical response to a threat. That is one brave lady. Respect.
@chia_pet7121
2 жыл бұрын
She wasn't defenseless, she could have easily thrown the baby. I'd be more impressed if she went out there without endangering her kid in favor of saving Christmas dinner.
@imdawolfman2698
2 жыл бұрын
The Bush administration adapted that fighting style and called it, 'shock and awe'. You should meet my ex... sometimes there just isn't enough vodka.
@seraphotep7544
2 жыл бұрын
@@chia_pet7121 what mentalist... funny tho
@seraphotep7544
2 жыл бұрын
@@imdawolfman2698 go take your pills old man
@gustavofigueiredo1798
2 жыл бұрын
That's a mother.
@michaelward3421
2 жыл бұрын
I hereby propose that all Kardashian eggs be pickled, rather than frozen. We need less of that family around, not more.
@lenawagenfuehr53
2 жыл бұрын
You're forgetting the sperm of the one son (and he's beak ready sprogged too)
@kevinbatdorf
2 жыл бұрын
You know Timmy never got stuck in a well. Learned that on Corrections
@kingjamos2422
2 жыл бұрын
A Timmy did. Just not from a show. 😈
@ruckusrevolution9475
2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I watch all three hosts!
@MonsterSound.Bradley
2 жыл бұрын
That woman could teach a few things to the Uvalde police in Texas.
@gretebremseth1622
2 жыл бұрын
Go away bot! 👆
@MonsterSound.Bradley
2 жыл бұрын
@@gretebremseth1622 Texas Department of Public Safety Col. Steven McCraw: "We believe there should have been an entry as soon as you can," McCraw continued …"Where I'm sitting now, of course it was not the right decision. It was the wrong decision, period. There's no excuse for that."
@tsubadaikhan6332
2 жыл бұрын
She's way too brave for the Ulvalde PD. Although, being Texans, they probably agree with her being home, barefoot, and near Pregnant...
@deanahopkins6988
2 жыл бұрын
@@tsubadaikhan6332 Yep. And now that her child is out of the womb they don’t give a damn what happens to it.
@julioperez1850
2 жыл бұрын
Lewis killed me after he said "oh god" right after Stephen's "salty sweet hog anus!" 🤣
@malavoy1
2 жыл бұрын
Just needs to add some of that sweet crisco calk to it. 😁😁
@hawkeye5955
2 жыл бұрын
"Salty sweet hog anus" is one of the most random quotes I have ever read. 🤣
@Kitty8791
2 жыл бұрын
@@hawkeye5955 How about "hickory smoked horse buttholes" ? Seems someone on Colbert's writing staff must have seen Here Comes Dr. Tran. 😜
@MonkeyJedi99
2 жыл бұрын
Lewis is really doing well rising to the challenge of being band leader and Stephen's comedy straight man.
@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus
2 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 Agree 💯, he's terrific!
@csj2163
2 жыл бұрын
nah you can tell it's in Canada cause she didn't run out with an AR-15
@pauljmorton
2 жыл бұрын
One day the "I sometimes do the monologue, and sometimes I do the 'Meanwhile"" introduction will be ten minutes long and they have no time for the actual news.
@TheMulToyVerse
2 жыл бұрын
Yup… this was kind of an exception. An exception in that usually when the intro tirade is this long, the Meanwhile segment is usually only 3 tales long. This one was pretty well packed with meanwhile’s I genuinely miss the much briefer intro’s when the segment was new/new-ish; now they are so drawn out and intricate that I often lose track of the overall punchline halfway through Meanwhile, this comment of mine is also drawn out 😅😓
@BaconTomatoCheese
2 жыл бұрын
Haters gonna hate…
@zuko8312
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. The video didn't start until 3 minutes into the video.
@BaconTomatoCheese
2 жыл бұрын
@@zuko8312 seriously, you’re missing the whole fucking point… Your life must be so shallow… as David Crosby would say, deep as a bird bath…
@alerhayel
2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who hates Meanwhile introductions?
@markstevens1729
2 жыл бұрын
I never have liked them, and who knew that the writers LOVE them? Thank YT for the double-tap FF.
@geekishgir
2 жыл бұрын
You missed the callback to dip the oreo fusion in the hotdog slurry, then wash it all down with a urine beer!🤢
@yachishairclips2250
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a nightmare!! 🤢
@Surge1077
2 жыл бұрын
LOL......and EWWW!
@rothloaf1980
2 жыл бұрын
Save all that for the holiday barbq. And don't forget to buy a mattress at the sales!
@Shortkingharry
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a memorial day tradition.
@BaconTomatoCheese
2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the road not taken…
@mishko520
2 жыл бұрын
Jon's home with Covid, guys. Prayers to him and his wife. 🙏💕🙏
@JayC2k08
2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering
@jcoopes5604
2 жыл бұрын
He’s working on The Color Purple before he comes back!
@mishko520
2 жыл бұрын
@@jcoopes5604 Wow, that's awesome! The man's a machine, a well oiled one. Thanks for keeping everyone posted.👍
@davewebb9452
2 жыл бұрын
I cried when I heard "sweet Crisco caulk!" I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Then I heard "salty sweet hog anus!" And now I think I have to go to the hospital.
@gpquackenbos
2 жыл бұрын
The best description of Oreo "cream" ever! Sweet Crisco caulk, indeed!
@yudithcaron8053
2 жыл бұрын
However, Stephen should have prevented the size issue by suggesting we use mini-Oreos with the Ritz bits. Or regular-sized peanut-butter Ritz with the regular-sized Oreos.
@leavingitblank9363
2 жыл бұрын
Considering he had to blur a plant shaped like a penis, I'm surprised he was allowed to say "caulk" without getting bleeped.
@marthaguerra.1451
2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you spelled that out
@Zerolink30
2 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think the writers have a vendetta against Stephen and they will not be satisfied until he breaks
@ryanm4319
2 жыл бұрын
So, “hotdog filler” is now transported by warm truck to the intestine factory? Wow just when I thought they couldn’t get any scarier lol
@indrinita
2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian: Of course that last story happened in Canada!
@billfoster5257
2 жыл бұрын
Why would Canadians watch this show?
@gretebremseth1622
2 жыл бұрын
@@billfoster5257 Same reason I watch it in Norway! 😆
@mrg0th1er83
2 жыл бұрын
@@billfoster5257 The whole world loves to laugh at the US mess.
@barryward8177
2 жыл бұрын
Because Alberta is our Texas without the numerous guns, our infant formula is breastfeeding when possible and we support our mothers so they have time to save the goose while breastfeeding. We haven’t yet talked about building a wall to keep your gangs and guns out because good neighbours don’t erect tall walls and they include u in neighbours. We laugh with u too at the funny things and cry at the loss of life and hope the availability of guns particularly assault guns stay south.
@traceythompson1092
2 жыл бұрын
Such a Canadian goose...."sorry, sorry, sorry Tim Hortons" indeed 😅
@SE-gs6gd
2 жыл бұрын
Haven't had a hot dog in years and now I remember why
@chriscohlmeyer4735
2 жыл бұрын
And or___ and or___ and or___ and or___ and on and on and on... yeah, reading the ingredients can turn one off.
@knittylane3016
2 жыл бұрын
Yea. I quit after reading The Jungle in high school.
@tomacalin86
2 жыл бұрын
Now I want a full compilation of these Meanwhile intros :))))
@Plantbliss
2 жыл бұрын
Are we sure the hot dog filler couldn’t have moved off the road all on its own? 😳
@GPGOLDENTEE
2 жыл бұрын
Sad. Between Stephen saying the ritz-oreos wouldnt be sold & the undiagnosed depression joke I was thinking I should get a pack of both & try it. I'm currently depressed & technically undiagnosed.
@katekramer7679
2 жыл бұрын
Please consider seeking out help. If cost is a concern, you might be able to find counseling that charges on a sliding scale by income. Also, after I heard about this promotion I indeed went to the store and purchased regular Oreos, regular Ritz, and....peanut butter Oreos. The combination of all 3 was a challenge. I'm actually enjoying the pb Oreos on their own the most.
@turdfurgeson1643
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem knows all, and it has officially diagnosed you as funny and depressed. It's what's left of the American dream I think.
@francesfellows7717
2 жыл бұрын
I want the tee shirt that say " Sweet Crisco Caulk" on the front and " Salty Sweet Hog Anus" on the back. When do they go on sale?
@mattpowell2140
2 жыл бұрын
Too be fair… I’m Canadian and I call them gooses “cobra chickens” (also I didn’t make that up) I can hear them honking over my head now. They are not nice nor Majestic 🇨🇦
@christinebenson518
2 жыл бұрын
Back in elementary school when we were learning our plural forms of animals we concluded that moose should be infact meese. We're in Minnesota.
@DuchessofEarlGrey
2 жыл бұрын
And a snake is a "nope-rope." And a racoon is a "trash panda."
@ericthompson3982
2 жыл бұрын
I love how involved in the culture of the show the band is.
@ebybeehoney
2 жыл бұрын
I would willingly trade our Kardashians for just about anything.
@mikeximenez5285
2 жыл бұрын
That’s called slavery
@zenmastermtl
2 жыл бұрын
I'd even trade them for some salty sweet hog anus :P
@kenbrown2808
2 жыл бұрын
@@mikeximenez5285 no, it's called good taste.
@dianelengyel568
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely !! The whole family needs to just fade away.
@heinleinreader
2 жыл бұрын
I would trade all the Kardashians for a single pack of peanuts.
@zacharywimer6708
2 жыл бұрын
This has been my favorite of all meanwhiles. I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
@nickwallette6201
2 жыл бұрын
This whole segment makes me stop and say: Dear lord, what are we _eating?_ Also: I could please go the rest of my life without hearing any more about the Jen/Kars. Don't care. Never did care. Never will care.
@DB-sm6eu
2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather be from a country that is known for saying sorry than a country that is known for school shootings 🇨🇦
@devlinmorin7615
2 жыл бұрын
Once gun control goes through, the US will become known for school bombings instead.
@DB-sm6eu
2 жыл бұрын
@@devlinmorin7615 lol... because every country in the world that doesn't just hand out guns like it's candy has bombs everywhere right?
@devlinmorin7615
2 жыл бұрын
@@DB-sm6eu America will. Other countries lack the American thirst for death and destruction.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
2 жыл бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the second part of the Meanwhile intro often sounds unnervingly like a series of lyrics from a Tom Waits song. Thoughts?
@Rwededyet
2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching the 'Meanwhile' segments, but I always fast-forward till I see the title so I don't have to hear the intro
@rickdagrexican7351
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I laughed so hard at this piece that as I type this I am still catching my breath! Haven't laughed this hard in quite a while. THANK YOU! It has left me feeling so good right now. Spot on delivery by Stephen Colbert and top notch writing by his team! Exactly why I keep coming back for more. Keep it up and keep going deeper when you can. ALWAYS spot on the point. Respect to Kimmel and Fallon but your team hits harder. We need more of that!
@rickdagrexican7351
2 жыл бұрын
AND... Like number 444. LOL
@portellajuliana
2 жыл бұрын
This sketch (my favorite the show) is very similar to Weekend Update from SNL. I don't know if you've already seen it, but if not you will probably like it!
@Surge1077
2 жыл бұрын
I now have so many new phrases to yell when I next get upset! 🤣
@dianagreene4257
2 жыл бұрын
Just tried Stephen's cookie recipe. You can't taste the Ritz AT ALL. If you eat it Ritz-side-down, there's a hint of salt. That's it.
@leavingitblank9363
2 жыл бұрын
You obviously aren't depressed enough.
@danreyn
2 жыл бұрын
I am seriously concerned about your mental health. Are you okay? There is help you can get. Please don't be afraid to get in touch with a therapist. You are loved. You don't need to be destroying yourself in such a gruesome manner
@leavingitblank9363
2 жыл бұрын
@@danreyn 😆
@lauramartin7883
2 жыл бұрын
"Sweet crisco caulk" Best description of the filling in an Oreo I've ever heard.
@navandozer
2 жыл бұрын
A Hemsworth-Skarsgard spitroast does not sound like a threat, more like a reward if people's celebrity opinions are to be believed.
@666t
2 жыл бұрын
It's OK for some
@bobfg3130
2 жыл бұрын
For women? Yes.
@lynnstlaurent6789
2 жыл бұрын
Something, something sweet Oreo caulk
@emmgeevideo
2 жыл бұрын
PSA: The real Meanwhile starts at 3:10
@soulretriever5680
2 жыл бұрын
unbalanced manic sock puppet tone poems are my jam.
@KealohaHarrison
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that Meanwhile preamble, builds up the tension lol
@tinkerstrade3553
2 жыл бұрын
@@donofon101 As a once upon a time auctioneer, I find his mental dexterity in avoiding stumbling on hard to smoothly transition unfamiliar sounds more than entertaining. With a bit of work on his breathing techniques so he doesn't falsetto float his words, and he can have something to fall back on if this gig as a comic falls through. 😉
@tinkerstrade3553
2 жыл бұрын
@@donofon101 "Relax. Want some nitrous oxide?" It was tongue - in - cheek. I really doubt he'll have to fall back on anything, ever. It wasn't a rant to anyone who hasn't had their funny bone removed.
@nickwallette6201
2 жыл бұрын
@@tinkerstrade3553 Perhaps he meant, the content of the Meanwhile intro rant? Which I find pretty tedious, and so always skip, as well.
@mrs.harper
2 жыл бұрын
I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣 about Stephen getting so tickled about the Crisco Caulk 🤣🤣🤣
@tomduckworth6430
2 жыл бұрын
5:06 diagnosed depression works just as well in that recipe
@NewMessage
2 жыл бұрын
".. and the driver just jumps out! Hopefully." And that's why I check every hotdog I eat for rings.
@thatswhatisaid8908
2 жыл бұрын
It's partly why i only eat vegetarian frankfurts. Or better still, none at all.
@leannimuramura4164
2 жыл бұрын
"Sweet Crisco caulk!"😳🤣🤣 I'm dying
@theodenmannix4362
2 жыл бұрын
Newbie furry: furry art Casual furry: animal pronouns Competitive furry: fursuits Master League furry: 5:30
@guywithasoulpatch9365
2 жыл бұрын
Is that a new Pez dispenser? Nah, it’s new Oreo-Ritz dispenser. Just lift the tail.
@CAP198462
2 жыл бұрын
Does Budweiser plan to file suit against the brewing company for stealing company secrets? 😆
@stefanhoimes
2 жыл бұрын
Damn this one was kinky. First drinking piss beer (watersports are quite fun!)... then the Japanese furry who just out-furried all other furries. Good on him!
@Ayeshteni
2 жыл бұрын
Bird chasing, breast feeding moms, for the win!
@nathanhipple1555
2 жыл бұрын
You wrong as hell. But funny as hell in all the right ways, Stephen. Diabolical genius! This has flow.
@saramulry
2 жыл бұрын
I was eating a snack until he mentioned dipping the Ritz-Oreo into the hot dog ooze.
@eaglebeakv5
2 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the PI YING reference in the beginning, the intros to meanwhile has not boundaries, well done writers and Stephen!
@winxclubstellamusa
2 жыл бұрын
I love how cultured Steven is, and how he puts effort into learning how to pronounce foreign names and words. I respect him so much.
@SpeckleKen
2 жыл бұрын
...while tripping over up the pronunciation of the English word gradation in the same sentence :-)
@thatswhatisaid8908
2 жыл бұрын
@@SpeckleKen welp, that was fair enough!
@blackeyedsusan727
2 жыл бұрын
That's new. Seems like someone on his staff reads comments and is counseling him: he usually butchers Spanish and Portuguese words, sometimes Italian. He's learning though. In a recent meanwhile his Spanish pronunciation was spot on.
@lorenzwinterhoff8049
2 жыл бұрын
Imposter, everyone knows a TRUE Canadian Bald Eagle cry goes "Sorry, sorry, sorry Eh! Tim Hortons!" That one's an illegal bird immigrant!
@seraphotep7544
2 жыл бұрын
I have been watching way too much Trailer Park Boys for this shit lol. Dyin rn.... all I can think of is the shit eagles taking Lahey off into the sky 🤣🤣🤣
@Gojuninja
2 жыл бұрын
Sweet Crisco Calk!!! That was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@NicoleAZ145
2 жыл бұрын
That breastfeeding mama was not playing!! 😂
@idowanna837
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you have to pee so much when you're drinking beer? Cuz it doesn't have to stop and change color! 😆
@o.c.kiddkidd5163
2 жыл бұрын
C-A-U-L-K!!!! "Crisco...caulk!"
@davidclmack
2 жыл бұрын
Dude went oriental on the meanwhile!! 10 out of 10
@dropelaves
2 жыл бұрын
I finally found out what's happening to John Baptiste. I'm SO glad he didn't leave the show, as seeing new band members made my think he REALLY had left. I wish him all the best in his recovery, I'm currently also recovering from covid, it fucking sucks. Much love and positive energy going your way, Sir! We do miss you
@stefanhoimes
2 жыл бұрын
I had tickets to his symphony premiere at Carnegie Hall a few weeks ago and it was postponed the night before. Several of the musicians in his orchestra also got sick during tech rehearsals leading up to it.
@InThisEssayIWill...
2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who feels bad for the endangered bald eagle not getting a quick bite of, let's be honest, the worst tempered waterfowl in the world?
@lenawagenfuehr53
2 жыл бұрын
Swans are the worst tempered waterfowl
@leavingitblank9363
2 жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 That ☝
@g_art395
2 жыл бұрын
Bald Eagles are not exactly endangered here. In fact they’re more of a nuisance than anything. They carry off pets, crap all over the place and hang out at the dump. It is kind of funny to watch them be chased by flocks of Starlings though.
@claybeezy4356
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think big S gets enough credit for the dedication he puts into his monologue before meanwhile, such a tongue twisted
@pgknippel
2 жыл бұрын
The intros alone are an entire university of comedy-writing. The man is a lunatic! Genius.
@xenon54
2 жыл бұрын
Gag......that pink slime on the highway reminded me of whale guts that I saw on some old documentary of a whale being butchered on a whale boat. But I keep buying hotdogs. Psychologically it must be summed up as "out of sight, out of mind".
@clbowie
2 жыл бұрын
I REALLY like the actual segment, "Meanwhile", but for some strange reason I can't quite put a finger on...the long intro always makes me feel...well, unsettled. Maybe they are trying too hard...? Anyway, other than that Stephen Colbert rocks!!!
@leavingitblank9363
2 жыл бұрын
I skip it entirely. Not a fan.
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322
2 жыл бұрын
I skip them too
@mattpowell2140
2 жыл бұрын
With no John with the band right now, what a collection of wicked awesome musicians 🎉 loving the guests
@SpaceForceCommander
2 жыл бұрын
The British do have a term for it: To get on the piss, or getting on the piss, refers to the act of drinking alcoholic beverages, most typically with friends, and getting heavily intoxicated. (Urban Dictionary)
@winxclubstellamusa
2 жыл бұрын
Is that because beer makes people pee more?
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
2 жыл бұрын
Aussies have that too.
@SpaceForceCommander
2 жыл бұрын
@@winxclubstellamusa Don’t know. Perhaps because they look similar.
@chrisrj9871
2 жыл бұрын
'Meanwhile', American "pissed" is much different than UK "pissed". I have no idea, it's a few generations old before my grand-father was even born. It's all a big maybe and I have no degrees in that stuff, but maybe it's from how whiskey is said to make people mad. Just guessing.
@LindaC616
2 жыл бұрын
Now explain why "take the piss" doesn't correlate
@tedcoop4392
2 жыл бұрын
@ 4:27 and ensuing repetitions: Is he actually trying to say "cock" or "caulk?" I ask because, to the best of my knowledge, the latter does have a letter "L" which could, in fact, be enunciated.
@firockfinion3326
2 жыл бұрын
I can believe that someone who would willingly keep a goose as a pet would run out nearly naked, barefoot, and holding a baby to fight off an eagle.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
2 жыл бұрын
The protective instinct is strong with this one, and covers many.
@emmamemma4162
2 жыл бұрын
This woman is my spirit animal.
@chrisrj9871
2 жыл бұрын
Pets are family, too.
@LindaC616
2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisrj9871 And the goose knew it, too. Look how he knew it was OK to run back into the house to safety while she was after the eagle
@chrisrj9871
2 жыл бұрын
@@LindaC616 - I never thought I'd find a grown-ass goose adorable! LOL
@xanatax1844
2 жыл бұрын
woman chases eagles, while breastfeeding. - yeah, that’s how we roll around here. 😁👍
@melissat3907
2 жыл бұрын
I have had the newBrew beer in Singapore, it’s actually delicious. Singapore is a world leader in water treatment technology. I hope more people pay attention to what they’re accomplishing.
@nickwallette6201
2 жыл бұрын
It's an amusing story, but yeah, we shouldn't downplay the significance of the underlying technology. Improvements in efficiency and purity of water treatment aren't trivial.
@theseveredheadofjohnthebap7322
2 жыл бұрын
I don't trust the humans on their jobs of keeping things running in optimal conditions.
@shila_naidu
2 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited that singapore made it to Meanwhile! We've been recycling and purifing sewer water for years (New Water) to supplement our water supply as we don't have natural resources 😀 They just decided to use it to make beer recently 🤷♀️
@NewMessage
2 жыл бұрын
CauLk... There's an l in there, folks... Caulk.
@LindaC616
2 жыл бұрын
I thought when he said at the 2nd time he would stress that harder. But he didn't lol
@stefanhoimes
2 жыл бұрын
@@LindaC616 I love that he doubled down after realizing his slip. 😂
@LindaC616
2 жыл бұрын
@@stefanhoimes 😆
@rachelcarson7119
2 жыл бұрын
-Thurgood Marshall (1908-1993, Planet Earth) “The process of democracy is one of change. Our laws are not frozen into immutable form, they are constantly in the process of revision in response to the needs of a changing society.” “El proceso de la democracia es uno de cambio. Nuestras leyes no están congeladas en forma inmutable, están constantemente en proceso de revisión en respuesta a las necesidades de una sociedad cambiante”.
@blackeyedsusan727
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you and muchas gracias. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone skipping the introductory preamble to "Meanwhile" has no soul and lacks joy in their life.
@Cathowl
2 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint: Once it's nearly (and sometimes more than) half the video, it's no longer "introductory preamble".
@thatswhatisaid8908
2 жыл бұрын
It was the most astonishing one I've ever heard. Imma listen again, but this time WITHOUT KZitem's ridiculous captions!
I volunteer as tribute for being Hemsworthed at one end while Skarsgarded from the other!
@generalnawaki
2 жыл бұрын
BC person here, man that eagle is so lucky that lady showed up. that devil snake is Canada's one true apex predator. Neigh Immortal they are!
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean... "Nay"? Unless it makes a sound like a horse, in which case I've got nothing ;-)
@markstyles1246
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nigh. As in, The Tick is mighty and nigh-invulnerable.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
2 жыл бұрын
@@markstyles1246 Ah, yes. I see it now.
@wilfordshiell9367
2 жыл бұрын
Canadians always have to say sorry to Americans because they have guns.
@speedhump231
2 жыл бұрын
When is John coming back?
@sirtheodorefranciswindsor
2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully never.
@drink_4_nikolai
2 жыл бұрын
When he's negative for covid
@LindaC616
2 жыл бұрын
When he's done working on the Color Purple
@speedhump231
2 жыл бұрын
@@LindaC616 huh? Is there a remake?
@LindaC616
2 жыл бұрын
@@speedhump231 isn't it a Broadway musical?
@thesoundsmith
2 жыл бұрын
I'm SURE that's "Sweet Crisco Caulk," get your mind out of the gutter and into the salt...😎
@marylhere
2 жыл бұрын
Try asking for “black caulk” at Home Depot.
@seraphotep7544
2 жыл бұрын
...either way you get something to fill yer crack. what? Okay, fine... I'll leave on my own accord, no need to get handsy.
@TheOriginalJayhawk
2 жыл бұрын
Stephen will be remembered well into the future. Amazing combination of intellect, humanity and religious belief. Genius
@mikeximenez5285
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao. You can’t put genius and religion into the same sentence. Those aren’t in the same space.
@charlescrosswhite4845
2 жыл бұрын
Holy sweet Crisco caulk! For a moment I thought he was dead. What a relief.😁
@traildoggy
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm pretty sure I would watch an Unbalanced Manic Sock Puppet read the nightly news. It seems like it might actually be the best way to present it.
@gailmackinnon7328
2 жыл бұрын
We've got a snack called Ritz Crackers Choc Flavoured Sandwich here in Australia but no mention of Oreos. They come in Vanilla too. Not bad... sweet and salty.
@curtvona4891
2 жыл бұрын
G'day M8
@thatswhatisaid8908
2 жыл бұрын
Eww, have we? I mustn't check that out!
@dbone3356
2 жыл бұрын
I saw some "Fudge covered Ritz" on the shelves here in Canada a few months back. Didn't try them though.
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