So, my name is Bronson, and a friend of mine, who watches this show, decided to nickname me Bron Swanson. I had no idea how much of a compliment this was until now.
@ethanguest3438
3 жыл бұрын
Girl in my class at school said I was like Ron Swanson as well, seems to be high praise.
@michalvalta5231
3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanguest3438 She most likely wants you.
@ethanguest3438
3 жыл бұрын
@@michalvalta5231 I highly doubt that. Whilst yes I am like Ron Swanson in maby ways, there is one fatal flaw I have. I am also one massive nerd.
@Glitchoone
3 жыл бұрын
Bronson Strock have you never seen the movie Bronson?
@bronsonstrock593
3 жыл бұрын
TheMixedPrince as a matter of fact, I’ve never heard of it.
@BmptheMvp
8 жыл бұрын
Can Ron Swanson have a spin off? I feel like his spin off will be more successful than the show
@Mothman1992
7 жыл бұрын
no. he's only able to do his thing because Knope is there to push the plot along.
@Forenzikproductions
7 жыл бұрын
ONLY IF ANDY DWYER AND APRIL ARE IN THE SHOW!!!!!!! :D
@SecondQuantisation
6 жыл бұрын
Ron is a bit like Jack Sparrow in PoC films - he is not a main character, he couldn't carry a show as the main person, but he's a excellent side character who is made all the better by contrasting with others. In fact that kinda describes libertarians in general - excellent as people on the sidelines, throwing in their different point of views and keeping the mainstream in check but we wouldn't want them all the time.
@z-man1938
6 жыл бұрын
SecondQuantisation lol what r u talking about ? jack sparrow IS THE MAIN character in PCb film. He is the magnet who pull everybody from there
@SupermewX300
5 жыл бұрын
He already has one, called "Seasons 3-7 of Parks and Rec"
@tinabatesbalderaprincipale7985
7 жыл бұрын
Fish meat is practically a vegetable' - Rob Swason
@stenbak88
7 жыл бұрын
BoldGamer237 Minecraft,Volgs And etc! Who?
@BigMikeMcBastard
7 жыл бұрын
People who catch fish and don't eat them perplex me.
@Marijn_92
6 жыл бұрын
Tina Baldera and that for a man who considers shrimps his 3rd favorite food
@Snxcc_
6 жыл бұрын
Who is rob Swanson?
@frostymarbles2655
5 жыл бұрын
My highschool quote lol
@craig22ntz
8 жыл бұрын
Boys will turn into men, men will turn into gladiators, gladiadtors to swansons
@z-0-x584
3 жыл бұрын
patrick alvaro the further they go the more they hate bananas.
@Marcinex22
Жыл бұрын
BEHOLD
@mylesschutte6257
8 жыл бұрын
Income tax is illegal!
@TheInsanespecialk
7 жыл бұрын
Myles Schutte it really is though lol
@RockofJazz
7 жыл бұрын
taxation is theft!
@Joesolo13
7 жыл бұрын
It really isn't. Sixteenth amendment. You don't have to like it but saying it IS illegal is either lying or delusion. It once was. Now it's not.
@TheInsanespecialk
7 жыл бұрын
Joesolo13 can't wait to repeal
@MajesticSkywhale
7 жыл бұрын
The whole government has been unconstitutional since the Lincoln administration, but Income tax really is a fucking travesty. Our founders would have taken up arms against the government if it was done just 100 years prior to its passing
@LorenzoDoesntExist
7 жыл бұрын
"First of all, income tax is illegal." -Ron Swanson
@burhanuddinsakarwala5033
3 жыл бұрын
I have used the Ron Swanson pyramid of success myself. It got me through engineering.
@960john
13 күн бұрын
Engineering is for geeks, i guess. Do you own a business? How tall was your biggest building?
@joshbusby47
8 жыл бұрын
It's a hamburger made out of meat on a bun with nothing. :D
@sukritdobhal3177
7 жыл бұрын
joshbusby47 add ketchup if u like..i cudnt care less.
@mikkelnpetersen
7 жыл бұрын
Better than anything a vegan can even think of
@CianMcsweeney
6 жыл бұрын
Nothing can beat a high quality juicy beef burger in a bun
@Nabs-xd2qr
6 жыл бұрын
Should've added cheese and lettuce bruh
@AJayAnswersYou
4 жыл бұрын
Anything who would choose anything vegan over a hamburger, should be executed.
@Jok3er271
8 жыл бұрын
Ron's Face at 3:19 is priceless, I laughed so hard when I saw that.
@daemonvelaryon5617
7 жыл бұрын
He needs his own show
@blairpiercey86
8 жыл бұрын
Ron Sawnson is my spirit animal
@jackwolford6149
8 жыл бұрын
+blairpercy86 same
@morphingtime6520
8 жыл бұрын
+blairpiercey86 Best comment of the year!
@thegreastestgamer679
7 жыл бұрын
blairpiercey86 If he's your hero spell his last name right.
@Snxcc_
6 жыл бұрын
No he isn't cause that's imaginary and stupid and your and adult -Ron Swanson
@LokiOwl
8 жыл бұрын
I worry that what you just heard was "Give me a lot of Bacon and Eggs." What I said was "Give me ALL of the Bacon and Eggs you have." Do you understand?
@beamerball666
8 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to go to a diner and say you've got bacon, you've got eggs fill up a plate with those two things now I have a new goal
@AlimonyCheck
8 жыл бұрын
Oh. You watched the video, too?
@kennyscott1569
8 жыл бұрын
You missed the tearing up and look of utter desolation when the "steak" was taken away. You can practically see his disgust and grief that he was betrayed like that.
@duderyandude9515
2 жыл бұрын
Bacon and eggs: products of gas chambers and industrial blenders.
@Kenazzle
8 жыл бұрын
"What exactly will you be cutting and how much of it and can I watch you do it while eating pork cracklings?"
@space_dus7
3 жыл бұрын
Genius fucking line
@joshuabeckerdite8598
3 жыл бұрын
"Frozen Yogurt is the Celery of dessert, be Ice Cream or be nothing." -Ron
@dvthemaster
8 жыл бұрын
I'm not Gay but Ron Swanson is Beautiful
@cbb3480
8 жыл бұрын
Why would you mention your sexuality
@MikeConnellComedy
8 жыл бұрын
+Twenty One Chauffeurs awww did he trigger you?
@jabberwockydraco4913
7 жыл бұрын
A man crush, you aspire to someday match his manliness
@MajesticSkywhale
7 жыл бұрын
the real nick offerman is a leftist pussy though
@somefuckstolemynick
6 жыл бұрын
"Everything before 'but' is bullshit". ;)
@dcs2690
8 жыл бұрын
"Nature is amazing" LMAO
@adibabdullah6633
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@somebodyoncetoldme6860
8 жыл бұрын
3:20 Ron's face xD
@robbiemintz1460
7 жыл бұрын
i have the pyramid in my dorm room
@lanielannister
7 жыл бұрын
Robbie Mintz Can I date you?
@robbiemintz1460
7 жыл бұрын
yes
@tubaraofeio1053
4 жыл бұрын
Soooo...hows the relationship?
@mirzaiscandle
3 жыл бұрын
@@tubaraofeio1053 seems like they found heaven together
@dimaknopf
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😭😆
@jonathancampbell7798
7 жыл бұрын
I love how they actual put stuff on the chart, even if you never were intended to read it.
@berataysen9402
8 жыл бұрын
WHY GOVERNMENT MATTERS it doesn't...
@YggdrasilAudio
3 жыл бұрын
Someone's sad about the age of consent I see.
@mr.glabalabadubeestuthemex3845
7 жыл бұрын
Ron's face in 3:20 is just priceless lol
@c.i.a.2269
3 жыл бұрын
When Ron was told the government was shut down his face was halarious
@mrself5824
3 жыл бұрын
Ron, we need you in these desperate times
@sarahpursley1090
7 жыл бұрын
This is gold right here.
@borderlandsforlife7068
3 жыл бұрын
i have never seen this show before but this guy makes me consider watching it
@gabrielacruz1293
7 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal!
@nathanschubert3048
7 жыл бұрын
real meat, on a bun. Add ketchup if you want. Yep, clear winner. XD
@FedorManiac90
7 жыл бұрын
Gotta have dijon mustard on it with onions, pickles, a tomato and ketchup.
@nathanschubert3048
7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Siegel Hi Nathan! And I personally don't like: onions,mustard or tomatoes , (but I like ketchup), and Pickles taste fine, but I don't like them combined with burgers. A dash of barbecue sauce and some melted in cheese however, taste absolutely delicious. ;)
@triggerhappy19832007
7 жыл бұрын
I'd never watched this show until my girlfriend said Ron Swanson must be based off of me. I now know what a compliment that is.
@KHOiloveromeo
3 жыл бұрын
I hope you wifed her
@morallypanickedindividual3833
8 жыл бұрын
this guy is the most badass creature in the history of planet earth
@shanecampbell2057
3 жыл бұрын
Dad: what do you want fro breakfast Me hungry af: 4:02
@naitsirk32
3 жыл бұрын
That nod aftert the burger bite is everything 😀
@kelvintan4809
3 жыл бұрын
My fav character in the series
@OneRandomVictory
8 жыл бұрын
3:17 *Dead*
@Red-qx9io
7 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal
@timedGuano
3 жыл бұрын
"That's who I am: meat and capitalism guy."
@riot768
8 жыл бұрын
Ha the banana scene he like gags hahahaha
@halholloway9827
2 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed a Ron Swanson spin off of this show would be awsome
@pckrfan93
8 жыл бұрын
HONOR. If you need it defined, you don't have it.
@ponraul1221
3 жыл бұрын
This was beautiful…
@noahesmail3966
3 жыл бұрын
Oh rip u my dude ur stuck in the 15 yo libertarian phase :(
@ponraul1221
3 жыл бұрын
Noah Esmail yeah i’m stuck loving liberty :( halp
@wesleystults592
7 жыл бұрын
ron swanson reminds me of a cross between dwight and creed from the office
@ErwinSchrodinger64
8 жыл бұрын
All I can is for my entire life existence I thought my life was full of vigor and wonderful experience. You know the clichés in life that you're told that lead to "true" happiness: positive attitude, working hard, loving others, accepting help... the list goes on. However, recently, I've been watching a lot of Ron Swanson and have realized I've been feed a complete lie. Life is about being just like this man. To hell with going to the gym and eating healthy. To hell with institutional moral codes and spirituality and "insert any & all religions". What I need is to be just like Ron Swanson and follow the ethics of the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. That's it!Tomorrow I'm going to the gym and giving everyone my piece of mind. To think I thought I was elevating my life by being in there. I was the loser. Nothing green will ever go into my mouth. Red meat, turkey legs wrapped in bacon... hell anything wrapped in bacon and scotch here I come... finally, real life...
@chrisfloyd9224
8 жыл бұрын
Swanson for President
@bcvetkov8534
Жыл бұрын
In my podcast studio/work area in my basement I have the pyramid of greatness hung up. I freaking love Ron so much. I look at it to have a good laugh sometimes.
@FungIsSquish
3 жыл бұрын
God I love Ron Swanson
@chrispile3878
Жыл бұрын
Ron - hero for the ages.
@athenarosecorleone7240
7 жыл бұрын
My spirit animal.
@gilbertotabares8196
7 жыл бұрын
"fish meat is practically a vegetable" greatest. quote. EVER!!
@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS
3 жыл бұрын
3:25 Giving theaters a bailout
@itzyaboiaj4829
2 жыл бұрын
Ron is a role model for real men😎
@jlocke62
7 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is more me than I am. Most impressive.
@jljf2f
6 жыл бұрын
That face he makes when Ben says the government would be shut down. LMAO
@cisco680
8 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is the man!
@alextorres5886
8 жыл бұрын
I wonder what a Ron Swanson burger tastes like?
@freetobe3
8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Torres Ron Swanson couldn't care less.
@alextorres5886
7 жыл бұрын
Well said
@evanwonsey
7 жыл бұрын
Alex Torres america
@ponraul1221
3 жыл бұрын
Liberty.
@SubcribetoTin
8 жыл бұрын
omg i really wanted to see april throw it in the trash after ron.
@jkm7983
7 жыл бұрын
Tin Juanita Nguyen she does
@totoroid
3 жыл бұрын
They know. They wanted to see it
@owenkaufman6793
8 жыл бұрын
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
@VB-qk7cd
7 жыл бұрын
They should do a show with just ron swanson
@blader45bc
7 жыл бұрын
You had me at 'Meat Tornado'
@darthmon26
8 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson approves Rand Paul #StandWithRand
@king_big_pp
8 жыл бұрын
+darthmon26 He dropped out. Maybe next election.
@darthmon26
8 жыл бұрын
Commander_Ninja I know its unfortunate, but you can still put his name on the ballot.
@king_big_pp
8 жыл бұрын
darthmon26 Then you're just wasting a vote.
@brianbarnes5170
8 жыл бұрын
not a waste at all your making your own decision like a man
@ponraul1221
3 жыл бұрын
Commander_Ninja Voting for either of the other two clowns was a waste lol. Sad that having principles is considered a waste.
@aaronwilliams8728
7 жыл бұрын
3:23 - If Ron Swanson were to run for president, this would be the picture you would HAVE to use for campaign posters.
@erickruckenberg8716
3 жыл бұрын
3:06 Ron... I like your style
@RoachMcToast
7 жыл бұрын
I feel him on the banana thing. I have to force them down too. They ruin smoothies.
@tenderloingood159
7 жыл бұрын
you know you have a fancy food when it takes you longer than 10 seconds to explain whats in ti
@michaelmilano2684
7 жыл бұрын
The laugh at 3:04 omg
@leannabarnard8194
6 жыл бұрын
I'm not watching the England game,Ron Swanson is much more entertaining. x
@nathanschubert3048
7 жыл бұрын
3:20 is the best.
@emiliocamachoerice6380
6 жыл бұрын
Young Ron Swanson
@chihirofujisaki6807
7 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you something "I'm Ron Swanson "
@ct0760
7 жыл бұрын
Would ron swanson add an addendum to the crying box? That final scene in field of dreams, okay, any guy can't help but cry after seeing that movie
@EddiePedalo
Жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of Nick Offerman. In reality, every libertarian I've ever met has been a terrible person, but Ron Swanson is my hero.
@Chanellllllllll232
7 жыл бұрын
I'm a communist vegetarian turkey and I think this is hilarious
@caledfwltch
7 жыл бұрын
Joshua19 If you live in America do what Rob Swanson would desire, and sacrifice yourself towards Thanksgiving dinner
@nick120899
3 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked definitely don't shop at food & stuff
@jimbojones8208
3 жыл бұрын
You had me at meat tornado
@MrGunsnrosesfan100
5 жыл бұрын
0:40 why would you cut out the best part?
@edwingroff3618
8 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the ep where tom says rontanamo bay
@draxthedestroyer6323
7 жыл бұрын
What's this show called it is amazing
@Frickencutegirl22
7 жыл бұрын
Senka Okami parks and recreation its on Netflix
@emrekurubas3732
3 жыл бұрын
True American legend
@nicholasmaclean3295
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he has to take out a picture of Diane and the kids for motivation to eat a banana 😂
@user-zz4vf9gi8v
7 жыл бұрын
?what is the name of the show
@halneufmille
4 жыл бұрын
Fish for sport only. It's practically a vegetable.
@redeye4516
7 жыл бұрын
I'm now tempted to try banana on a burger.
@gladeglades6388
7 жыл бұрын
Oh man. 1:52-2:04. He made something so sweet as a banana look like as though he was being forced to eat a bitter gourd. He had to swallow it down with a burger. Hahahaha
@renirules
7 жыл бұрын
I'm vegetarian and this is hilarious.
@dudebro2191
7 жыл бұрын
Veganism is a result of a morally corrupt mind, reconsider your life.
@renirules
7 жыл бұрын
Meat eating is horrific on both the planet and other animals who we share the planet with. Can you even hear yourself?
@Chanellllllllll232
7 жыл бұрын
Oh I have a friend who's homosexual as well
@Javetts
7 жыл бұрын
it's amazing that you have a thick skin considering how little protein you ingest.
@owenlewis7928
7 жыл бұрын
+Russel Whasyourface Why the hell are you watching this?
@TheRomanticDarkness
7 жыл бұрын
I am an anarcho capitalist and while I realize this character is a serious jab on me and mine I still love it and fully embrace it. Even the jokes that liberals make about us makes more sense than they do...
@assassin4rent
6 жыл бұрын
Rob Kirby your an anarcho capitalist your existence is a jab on you
@cheers6043
2 жыл бұрын
@@assassin4rent it’s actually funny these people seriously exist I always thought it was a joke
@faustosar6151
11 ай бұрын
Ancap! 💪⚫️🟡
@Wanabechef
3 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson couldn’t eat a glizzy. What a true american
@wariouncapped
3 жыл бұрын
I see you slowed it down and lowered the pitch. Nice
@SniperKingz
7 жыл бұрын
I know Ron is supposed to be a sort of comic relief for some of the political views he spouts, but I find myself agreeing with him most of the time.
@lil.squirt123
7 жыл бұрын
I think this is true of both Ron and Leslie, and is a huge reason why the show was so clever. They both represent the more extreme side of their political parties, but are generally very reasonable people that balanced each other out when one side needed it. Goes to show people have more common ground than they think when they're not focusing on the idiotic labels they give each other.
@SensationalBanana
3 жыл бұрын
"Vegan bacon"... them's fightin' words.
@jedimaster833
3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Ron didn’t add bacon to his burger cook off
@Cryptomaniac626
7 жыл бұрын
1:32 Me when I'm trying to eat a banana without thinking about dirty stuff.
@AtnaRecords1
6 жыл бұрын
“First of all income tax is illegal”
@Geppetto24
8 жыл бұрын
what does ron answers "where is waste"?
@olivier9782
8 жыл бұрын
"Where do i start"
@phillipgraham1422
7 жыл бұрын
If you want to eat healthy make your own food. If you don't have time too make your food reconsider your life choices.
@Mrmoonman64
3 жыл бұрын
When your hand have a tv show:
@jeffreyulmer7754
7 жыл бұрын
Fish meat is practically a vegetable - Ron Swanson
@DesertRat500
7 жыл бұрын
I wish he was my dad
@aryakarani3635
3 жыл бұрын
So this is where america gets it's inspiration..
@metta9743
3 жыл бұрын
Based
@mikethered4864
3 жыл бұрын
based
@RTYB
5 жыл бұрын
They tried to make a caricature of the average person and make fun of all of us non socialists and non commies.. instead, they made a legend.
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