Jesus christ these fucking insurance rates are through the roof, a thousand c-bills A MONTH?! Fuck! Might as well just sell the damn mech along with my organs. Wait...why do I here comstar lady?
@irateastartes1206
Жыл бұрын
All hail Tex!
@LarsBlitzer
2 жыл бұрын
Ha, joke's on them. I already signed on with "Discount Dan's Battlemech Insurance and BBQ Pit." Just the other day I had to put in my Wolverine for servicing and they gave me an Urbanmech as a loaner! I don't know when I'm getting it back, but I couldn't beat their service and responsiveness. Thanks Discount Dan!
@PeferG17
2 жыл бұрын
Batchall = voided warrant! Just wait until Star Colonel Malthus hears about this one... he's not gonna be happy.
@Dazzxp
2 жыл бұрын
It says "IF" you accept, nothing about issuing it 🤣
@r30413
2 жыл бұрын
one might say he will be murderous...
@Irondrone4
2 жыл бұрын
A Red Star-affiliated merchant that recently visited our system showed us a copy of this ad. We all had a good laugh about it, since we thought it was a joke. Turns out he wasn't joking and thought he was still in Inner Sphere space, so we impounded his dropship and exiled him off of the city steppe so that he could appreciate the local mega-fauna.
@weldonwin
2 жыл бұрын
They then tried it in the Taurian Concordat... They politely told him to fuck off and that he had five seconds to start running before he found out what an LB-10X Autocannon does to a human body
@cliffcampbell8827
2 жыл бұрын
"Oxide Encrusted Mech parts"...HAHAHAHA! Love it.
@aragos32727
2 жыл бұрын
Only 42 C-bills for that transmission? That's a steal.
@boxtank5288
2 жыл бұрын
Do that enough times and that ensures constant flow of C-Bills as I'd imagine all calls made and recieved take C-Bills ftom the account (never a huge amount but consider how many people are in the Inner Sphere and how many calls will end up made per month? It adds up quickly)
@thekkidd3d
Жыл бұрын
Sure was!
@tomasavendanozacarias5205
Жыл бұрын
420 USD
@silverhawk7324
2 жыл бұрын
I've been wondering how insurance companies in the Battletech universe operate.
@David_Fellner
2 жыл бұрын
I replaced my Firestarter's flamers with fluid guns that spray Brawndo. I use it to fertilize crops for my village. Does that void the warranty? P.S. This video was funny and well-written. I'd like to see more stuff like it, if you feel inclined to make it. P.P.S If that does void the warranty, then fuck your warranty and I'm putting the flamers back on and paying your office a visit!
@mq5731
2 жыл бұрын
Give them electrolytes!
@nickfulton8173
2 жыл бұрын
No unless you take it into battle, or you franken-meched it to do that
@Starman_Dx
2 жыл бұрын
Damnit, why did I swipe up!? Damn robocalls, I'm on Comstar's do not call list!
@Qardo
2 жыл бұрын
You know that just means they will call you more and steal more of your C-Bills. For. Each. Phone. Call. Even if you don't answer. Best to disconnect. Rip it right out of the wall.
@SirPlocks
2 жыл бұрын
I want to see an Atlas just throwing lotus mechs like rocks at the enemies
@CaptainRasmot
2 жыл бұрын
Insurance unclear, ended up working for one of the Clans
@jameskish4044
2 жыл бұрын
The WHM-6R got me, just yesterday the model one on my PC desk fell over, and I had to put the arm back on!...Lol
@Thalanox
2 жыл бұрын
This is terrible. I love it. I still have to learn a lot more about exactly how deep the Comstar nonsense goes in Battletech.
@jamesperkins191
2 жыл бұрын
They were the old Star League Ministry of Communication, merged with Star broadcasting at the fall of the League, and then they became a corrupt religious organisation.
@Nyuuguy
2 жыл бұрын
love how in the end there you till have to pay em to just be told you need to pay em
@bruced648
2 жыл бұрын
love how I am charged 42 c-bills for viewing their advertisement.
@fix0the0spade
2 жыл бұрын
Things like this are why Clan Wolf came to file a service complaint in person, all of them, at the same time.
@I_am_Diogenes
2 жыл бұрын
I see the more things change the more they stay the same . I think I saw this ad on TV today but they were talking about my car . lol
@alexfranz817
2 жыл бұрын
If I had stupid money I would higher a merc company to find the people that make these spam calls and and make them go away.
@darkjackl999
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "a few c-bills by steiner standards"
@Daveonimus
2 жыл бұрын
Aw dammit, they got me again.
@azureprophet
Жыл бұрын
The Monty Python reference is legendary.
@blackops555
2 жыл бұрын
Damnit...third time this week these fuckos got me. Gotta stop answering those HPG messages.
@theproblemwithkidsthesedays
2 жыл бұрын
We've been trying to reach you about your mechs extended warranty
@awildcanadianappears9885
2 жыл бұрын
Damnit that message used up my food c-bills
@onerimeuse
2 жыл бұрын
That tech is basically the guy who taught boat mechanics when I was one of those for the army. Direct quote "always use the right too for the job *proceeds to use wrong tool for job* and if it works, it's the right tool"
@SMAXZO
2 жыл бұрын
"But I'm using a Catapult...this thing survived 3 nuclear explosion PLUS fallout. And still runs like a dream!"
@NodDisciple1
2 жыл бұрын
Does the Cataphract and Caesar count as Frankenmechs? Are you not allowed to get a warranty extension for them?
@nukedog3000
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they'll take your C-Bills... and give you nothing!
@robrib2682
2 жыл бұрын
If you're driving a Caesar you probably are going to be bored of your mind because nothing is happening (no insurance required) or in all likelihood you are not going to survive whatever glory you can scrounge up
@thekkidd3d
Жыл бұрын
How about Blood Asp?
@travisvowell3610
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome work man! Great video and pretty clever!
@terryforsdyke306
Жыл бұрын
In the Atlas/Locust shot, I think there was a minor scaling issue, as if had someone forgot that the Locust was 20 tons, and scaled it as if it was 2 tons.
@Valdorel
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely fantastic!
@sadlerbw9
2 жыл бұрын
For once, the algorithm does something right! I did, indeed, enjoy this video.
@driftpirate7234
2 жыл бұрын
Did I catch a Monty Python refference. Nice vid, very funny.
@Demolitiondude
2 жыл бұрын
Good thing I got trubill.
@GhostBear3067
2 жыл бұрын
THESE DAMN [redacted] WILL NOT STOP BLOWING UP MY MESSAGES TERMINAL!!! No I do not need your damned [redacted] warranty, I have never had a mech still under warranty!
@Tea_Sea69420
Жыл бұрын
Stellar stuff man.
@thepbg8453
2 жыл бұрын
And you get a subscriber!!!! Well done.
@therealbahamut
2 жыл бұрын
"10-9-8, too late."
@dathore
2 жыл бұрын
well, guess those C-bill will be well spent, if my Centurion keeps loosing it's god damned autocannon arm, seriously! I've bought like a dozen replacements already!
That was really good. Have a comment for the algorithm
@madcat789
2 жыл бұрын
Oh crap, I need to extend my Warhammer Warranty!
@egoalter1276
2 жыл бұрын
to be fair, those are some very good rates. They will even cover active battle damage for only 1k a month as long as you are outside an active warzone.
@lc7581
2 жыл бұрын
It's fantastic!
@abzalamangos2049
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@CrimsonKerberosGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Very funny video excellent work
@G0thCrayon
2 жыл бұрын
You know, if you had someone named "Andy" who spoke with a CLEARLY Dari or Hindi accent, I would have experienced a very misguided and haunting sense of Deja Vu -followed swiftly by a shudder of realization and and an idea which might be the ultimate solution for scam calls...
@bloodwraith5
2 жыл бұрын
Though this is Battletech, I recognize the mech as a Destroid Tomahawk from Robotech and it makes me wonder which one copied the design from the other. Edit: Looked it up and it seems like the Warhammer came first and the Tomahawk is the copy.
@rdubayoo
2 жыл бұрын
Contrary to what Harmony Gold will tell you, FASA did buy the rights to that design fair and square.
@weldonwin
2 жыл бұрын
Battletech shares a number of mech designs with Macross/Robotech, since the designer who created them sold said designs to both FASA and the creators of Macross. The others I know of being The Marauder and the Rifleman
@Mrwednesday84
2 жыл бұрын
Alot of Unseen mechs like the war hammer are originally from a Japanese series called Macross.
@MajorAce_usedtobeMechchad
2 жыл бұрын
Wasen't it the other way around? Am not sure tho.
@jamescranley933
2 жыл бұрын
My understanding is that the people behind battletech bought the rights to use the macrose mechs but the people who sold them the rights didnt have the rights in the first place.
@wrayday7149
2 жыл бұрын
I would never tell Comstar I broke the mech I'm on payment to them for.... they might fine me for damaging their property!
@gossipmime7648
Жыл бұрын
Do you cover Armored Cores for Ravens? I hear part six will be coming soon and I just can not handle the bills right now.
@porkchop4401
2 жыл бұрын
Why does this feel so real...
@dnomyarnostaw
2 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaat did I just watch ? Quick, give this guy a job with "The Very Big Corporation of America"
@Xenobears
2 жыл бұрын
Even in the 3200’s, MFs will still be trying to reach you about your extended warranty…
@SNIPERTHATSUCKS
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@ajac009
2 жыл бұрын
God wonder how much my Phoenix Hawk Lam insurance will cost.
@DefiantSix
2 жыл бұрын
How much you got? [/Red Star Scammer]
@WayoftheFerret
2 жыл бұрын
Insurance? In THIS economy?
@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462
2 жыл бұрын
Weren't Donal PPCs recalled for overheating?
@michaelwatson7364
2 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Clan
@DefiantSix
2 жыл бұрын
May 20th is just around the corner, bucko...
@themechbuilder6171
2 жыл бұрын
has the whm-6 appeared on any of the computer games?
@Nieveria
2 жыл бұрын
oh sweet! debt!
@madcat789
2 жыл бұрын
Do you guys cover Shadow Hawks?
@ShineyFace1337
2 жыл бұрын
Nice add, real nice
@nigelsmith7366
2 жыл бұрын
Total crack up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@1Blastarr
2 жыл бұрын
No "Frankenmechs"?!
@aquarius5719
Жыл бұрын
I replaced my standee cardboard mech with plastic parts. I wonder if the new plastic will tolerate PPC temperature like cardboard did. Do you have coverage for that?
@michaelkimberling7307
2 жыл бұрын
Glorious
@NicholasMarshall
Жыл бұрын
Didn't the Wolf's Dragoons hunt these guys down in 3024?
@canis2020
Жыл бұрын
The warranty is already over!
@stormbreaker415
2 жыл бұрын
10-9-8- too late had me cracking up xD
@DocDelray
2 жыл бұрын
Freaking spam transmissions...
@r30413
2 жыл бұрын
this kind of sh1t is wy people go clan...
@Ahsieh2
2 жыл бұрын
This is going places, I'm calling it. 3802 views, 72 subs right now.
@ashtiboy
2 жыл бұрын
this HPG spam is going to be obliterated from orbit from my ashlab A-2 M1 N-3 drop ship with nuclear tipped killer whales missiles and SCL-1 lasers
@sirderik
2 жыл бұрын
deducted 42 c bill,s oh that's a nasty sneaky joke, as that's 420 ish dollars today.
@jamesperkins191
2 жыл бұрын
A C-Bill is 1/1000th of a second of HPG time
@UFONINJA7
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I was wondering how you have a credit score of 289 but you was divorced 3 times . So that explains a lot
@tntengineer2330
2 жыл бұрын
Noice!
@thekkidd3d
Жыл бұрын
Fucking. Priceless!
@thekkidd3d
Жыл бұрын
Great Birthday present...the mail delays in receiving it were brutal though! lol
@mattmattigan5036
2 жыл бұрын
Comment, like, and subscribed.
@louiscypher4186
Жыл бұрын
42C bills that's some bullshit i'm going to lodge a .................. [Transmission terminated]
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