Deez nuts! Haha, that’s what we call a meme. Now imagine that, but in Super Mario. Queue the hilarity! watch me live: / cjya edited by: / alliethewump #cjya #smo # meme
I came up with a really bad meme speedrun: small pockets%. You have really small pockets, so you can't carry more than 3 moons at a time and you have to constantly deposit then into the Odyssey. I was originally thinking only 1 moon but then you'd need to make exceptions for multi moons, or do mincap strats to avoid the cascade multi moon.
@want-diversecontent3887
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe 1 moon at a time is very small pockets%, where you are required to do mincap strats
@rubixtheslime
2 жыл бұрын
@@want-diversecontent3887 Now that I think about it that actually would be pretty funny. Though I am just now realizing we'd also need exceptions for ruined and Bowser's kingdom (unless we find ways to skip those multi moons). Or we say that for ruined and bowser, you need two additional moons and pretend those specific multis are singles. (Ruined does have exactly two others before post-game)
@spiko7
2 жыл бұрын
Good idea...
@rubixtheslime
2 жыл бұрын
I was also thinking maybe you have the encumbered thing like from Skyrim, so you also can't fast travel while holding a moon. In case this "category" wasn't already bad enough.
@juliajohnson9491
2 жыл бұрын
Women’s pockets%
@elementballs
2 жыл бұрын
"secret girder moon" "moon inside the iron girder" "girder sandwich" " *BIG GIRDER* "
@Seven-9090
2 жыл бұрын
Mhm so what
@nefariousnektarios
2 жыл бұрын
Catch Gurdurr the Pokémon
@jameschassells858
2 жыл бұрын
@@nefariousnektarios With a metro moon
@Tatianna1143
2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't in the video, but there was a meme run where CJ had to follow all traffic laws in metro and couldn't break any laws. I watched this stream a week after getting y learners and found that extremely funny
@cjya
2 жыл бұрын
That was in the last video, not this one
@stamos1043
2 жыл бұрын
@@cjya HI!!!!!
@notgeorgegervin
Жыл бұрын
@@cjyahi cj I would love to see you Skeleton% which is where you have to get the skeleton skin as fast as you can. Keep in mind, you can only get that after beating the game AND getting 9999 coins.
@litbeyond
2 жыл бұрын
So the editor editing “bonk” now is gonna mean something
Hot take: Meme speedruns are just as legitimate as any other speedrun. The goals set by developers are just as arbitrary as their intended way of getting there.
@francineappleton433
Жыл бұрын
True
@badwithnames2834
2 жыл бұрын
0:32 whoa cjya take me to dinner first at least
@gniff
2 жыл бұрын
fr
@THEGOAT00ga
2 жыл бұрын
Wth?
@CaseyLabAnimations
2 жыл бұрын
in all dino% i was honestly expecting that for the 4th dino in metro you'd just have to take a capture of it with the capture button rather than capture it with cappy. shame that's not the goal
@RGC_animation
2 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@Lolmaker632
2 жыл бұрын
Dinopic%?
@CaseyLabAnimations
2 жыл бұрын
@@Lolmaker632 Sure. I mean, it is technically capturing it.... in a picture
@kessawessanya
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to be yoshi
@r3alt03funkvods
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the last dino was yoshi
@Nat_the_Chicken
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody being like "Yoshi counts as a dinosaur" but remember if the run counted Yoshi then CJ wouldn't have done it in this stream because of the length. You'd have to enter like three sub-areas in Dark Side, it would be a Dark Side run basically. Edit: It's even worse. I forgot Yoshi is in DARKER SIDE.
@akhilmenon3523
2 жыл бұрын
and also because yoshi sucks
@Bloopy
2 жыл бұрын
Darker side too
@RGC_animation
2 жыл бұрын
"Yoshi is not a Power-Up, Yoshi is a Dinosaur." -Ceave Gaming
@benjaminpearlman9067
2 жыл бұрын
He would just have to make it to mushroom kingdom so basically beating the game plus a minute or two
@Nat_the_Chicken
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bloopy Yeah you're right, I forgot he's in Darker Side. That would make it like twice as long lol
@PhoenixFirewastaken
2 жыл бұрын
Love how he has 1.2M in his video, but in reality he unfortunately has 48.9K. We’re close tho
@RGC_animation
2 жыл бұрын
Very close, just have to keep it up a notch.
@absollnk
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah we're almost 1/20th there just keep it up guys
@festry_
2 жыл бұрын
He's growing quite fast honestly, it will be a reality soon enough
@RGC_animation
2 жыл бұрын
@@festry_ Beluga and Steveee did get to 1 Mil in less than a month, so...
@Tulinx
2 жыл бұрын
Bc he had a million but he lost a race with smallant so he had to give them away i think
@RoseGuyCrazy
2 жыл бұрын
"I can do a Toad impression, Are you guys ready?" Nobody ever wants to hear a Toad impression, my dude haha
@LilacMonarch
2 жыл бұрын
(sonic voice) "speak for yourself, motherf-"
@Cloneofdog
7 ай бұрын
I guess im nobody then… Although i wonder can CJ do a donald duck
@rsyvbh
Ай бұрын
MMmAAAAaaARiOooOoOO
@archiecanno
2 жыл бұрын
All Dinos was a missed opportunity, imagine if it was called "Barney%"
@yeledcenter3906
2 жыл бұрын
I just thought about a way to make the run even faster. By killing Hariet in Sand Kingdom and then open the painting to morning metro, then doing the CRC glitch to the metro.
@tipsle1
2 жыл бұрын
p
@NathanRhysGeorge
2 жыл бұрын
@@yeledcenter3906 is 2 player mode allowed?
@yeledcenter3906
2 жыл бұрын
@@NathanRhysGeorge I don't know
@minwater4946
2 жыл бұрын
@@NathanRhysGeorge its not
@FlareToga76
2 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone kept wondering where the last Dino was and I just kept doing !dino (which says where all the dinos are) and kept spoiling it lmao
@artisticotter2238
2 жыл бұрын
Are you subbed to like everyone on yt how have u commented on every single video lol
@boredspeedrunner1710
2 жыл бұрын
@@artisticotter2238 It’s a different person.
@PrisonerFlake
Жыл бұрын
I was falling asleep slowly and that toad impression at 14:24 made me jump lol
@sagacious03
2 жыл бұрын
Talk-A-Too is kinda neat, but often feels very vanilla, since the goals tend to be the same, just differently ordered. Makes me wonder if a "Trap Randomizer"(?) would be doable: Where everything LOOKS normal, but Moons, Coins & Purple Coins are Randomized, & enemies behave normally, but what enemy is what capture is Randomized. (With some exceptions for Story Mode.) Anyway, decent video! Thanks for uploading!
@FlareToga76
2 жыл бұрын
Yo, I didn't know CJ voiced Toad.
@stamos1043
2 жыл бұрын
Me neither that's alot of toads to voice but he did it
@justalexpr2685
Жыл бұрын
idk rank
@mangoman_007
2 жыл бұрын
That subscribe message actually killed me
@AdrianCosman
2 жыл бұрын
Rip
@MrBassemann97
2 жыл бұрын
F
@zogito
2 жыл бұрын
When's the funeral?
@Memer9456
2 жыл бұрын
fun fact that not enough people know: when the dino timer is about to run out, you can just quickly uncapture and recapture to reset it
@tournikit
2 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep with this video on and your Toad impression very rapidly woke me up
@actias8615
2 жыл бұрын
I thought this said bank% and I was like Oh man must be a bank in Darker Side I didn't know about I can read I swear My knowledge of SMO is also not totally based on watching speedruns nope
@Blancodraws
2 жыл бұрын
Why there would ever be a bank specifically on the darker side of the moon
@furballisticfinn6881
2 жыл бұрын
@@Blancodraws why not
@invisible10191
2 жыл бұрын
I love the *bonk* edits
@Zora412
2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@rileysymonette4029
2 жыл бұрын
“MARIO!!” Keegan Michael-Key: dang he’s better than me
@emeraldhiddenfates2113
2 жыл бұрын
cjya: " I can do an impression of Toad" Also cjya: earape toad voice : " M A R I O "
@Alex64AS
2 жыл бұрын
Quick theory. Perhaps you can save time by doing the Morning Metro CRC to knock out the Metro dino earlier, then go to wooded before lake and finish the run off there.
@mickystam521
2 жыл бұрын
Talkatoo% Luncheon Kingdom : Am I a joke to you?
@bathtoy7562
2 жыл бұрын
CJ: It’s all about having fun. CJ 15 seconds later: NOOOOOOO
@fsfuh
2 жыл бұрын
"We're playing for fun" "NOOO IM OFF PB PACE"
@dogiam2935
2 жыл бұрын
Hey cj I thought of another speedrun for the category extensions, it’s called broodal percent and the rules are beat topper, Harriet, rango, and spewert’s first battle as fast as you can so cap, sand, lake and wooded
@scrmblguy
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he edited in "1.2 million subscribers" on his profile in the video, dw cjya you gonna get there soon
@taytsay1
2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you did hide and seek with Poo. I’m really liking your style of streaming and this was a really fun video.
@heejunglee9685
Ай бұрын
When I first played this game, I was 8 years old. When I accidentally fell into Deep Woods, I was so scared of the place, darkness, and the stomping that I tried to warp away, but it wouldn't warp. So I turned my game off and went back in to get out of Deep Woods.😂😂😂
@ghost_ship_supreme
2 жыл бұрын
I love “all Dinos”! It even ends with an action sequence!
@limeade1438
2 жыл бұрын
"Now I'm going to do DSS, because that's what fun is all about"
@tam2237
2 жыл бұрын
14:25 I immediately burst out laughing because that was the last thing I expected to hear while listening to the video in the background 😂
@Mkitty888
2 жыл бұрын
Try the “No bonk challenge”
@blibman
2 жыл бұрын
the whole video is bonk%
@thisisasupersayin376
2 жыл бұрын
Bonk% but you have to bonk in Darker Side
@darkspedicey1418
2 жыл бұрын
Why are these so satisfying to watch
@bradendaniell9375
2 жыл бұрын
Dino % should totally include Yoshi. Although that would make the speed run go from fun to literally just any% with a few extra steps.
@cjya
2 жыл бұрын
There’s a Yoshi in darker side. That would ruin the speedrun.
@stamos1043
2 жыл бұрын
@@cjya fair point
@datsuzei1669
2 жыл бұрын
Cjya: It's all about having fun. SMO: *bonk*
@SuperScienceWithGeorge8
6 күн бұрын
4:10 Thats dinosaur abuse!!!
@SuperScienceWithGeorge8
6 күн бұрын
That call to action at the beginning was weird…
@campfire9760
2 жыл бұрын
Meme speedruns% ? Complete all meme speedruns as fast as possible
@xsynclaire_8291
2 жыл бұрын
There are only 2 types of people in this world. People who can do a perfect Toad impression, and dirty filthy liars.
@Chungyboi-jk1wm
2 жыл бұрын
Now we know why cj bonks so much He was practicing for bonk%
@Ashplays3999
Жыл бұрын
Yease
@tnw47caz
2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be faster to sequence break metro to skip lake, most of wooded and night metro in Dino%?
@benjaminpearlman9067
2 жыл бұрын
He was playing in one player
@thisisasupersayin376
2 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminpearlman9067 he shouldn't of been
@nubplaisgaims8250
2 жыл бұрын
2P is disallowed for most categorys, as long as it isn't 100% necessary (or 2P any%)
@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
2 жыл бұрын
Then he would get the dino on wooded kingdom
@littleartkid8587
9 ай бұрын
The plot twist with all dino% will always get me...
@tigerxdplays8368
2 жыл бұрын
that toad impression was great
@fynnsternis6432
2 жыл бұрын
This was a very nice bonk compilation, thanks you :)
@splooncraft
Жыл бұрын
here me out: short term memory loss%. basically it’s talkatoo% but you have to do them one at a time. aside from story moons ofc. also long and hard clips or glitches are banned bc they’re too long to remember.
@tannerguthrie7155
2 жыл бұрын
He forgot Yoshi on the Dino speedrun
@sarahchu6091
2 жыл бұрын
I was drifting off to sleep, then you screamed a Toad impression. I’m awake now….
@tylerhelt755
Жыл бұрын
3:19 Squidward: OH NO HE’S HOTTTT
@easysnakeoven9052
2 жыл бұрын
BONK! Next time eat a salad%
@GR-ci9mh
2 жыл бұрын
Hav u seen his Salmon% WR?
@stamos1043
2 жыл бұрын
Omg now I just realised cjya said this:slide to the left take it back now y'all... CHA CHA WITH US
@cammi8766
2 жыл бұрын
Cjya you should do a Smo speedrun but you act like its your first time playing and talk about how good you are
@GR-ci9mh
2 жыл бұрын
He basically did that in his longest speedrun ever thing
@varunkarra5890
2 жыл бұрын
meme speedruns are the best speedruns
@firebirdsweet
2 жыл бұрын
The laugh team at the talk a too joke was a good one
@perseusgaming365
2 жыл бұрын
Someone should do a bonk counter for this vid.
@greebothegator
2 жыл бұрын
i really love your content and i think you are underrated
@officialSimontetsuo
2 жыл бұрын
Actually Yoshi is a Dino
@Failed_
2 жыл бұрын
WARNING! This video contains high level of bonks!
@Pikachu0071000CS
2 жыл бұрын
Just had a thought: would the early metro crc help with all dinos? Since it means you could skip all of lake and lost and cloud and most of wooded, right?
@Shanothian
2 жыл бұрын
You sir drink alot of big brain juice
@diggitydavid
2 жыл бұрын
20:18 "Found wiht snow kingdom art"
@ugandianos_
Жыл бұрын
All Dino% can be made very much faster. You go through sand, get the deep woods Dino, then go back to sand and do the crc to get the metro early. Removing lake, cloud, lost and night metro
@myralyra2404
2 жыл бұрын
9:38 chat be like “talkatoo? More like *vibing cat*
@phunkluvapotamus
Жыл бұрын
that toad voice was loud and good
@InternetUser3157
2 жыл бұрын
We go here..beautiful. we turn our heads to the side..beautiful. we go back to menu...beautiful. we see mario in shorts...beautiful
@Random_user274
2 жыл бұрын
Meme Speedruns City% Get to New Donk City fastest Jump% Jump fast as possible Maximum captures Capture most things possible All coin% Get all the coins fastest Captain hat% Have Mario get his Captain hat fastest Multi moon% Get a Multi moon fastest
@cjya
2 жыл бұрын
Almost all of these are just things you do in any speedrun
I feel like somewhere there’s a cheese percent where you have to break every piece of cheese in luncheon including the sub areas
@koyok6235
2 жыл бұрын
“A recently partnered streamer named Bite-Sized made a new category named DEAR REESES”
@mcmario4810
2 жыл бұрын
6:05 *sniff* *sniff*... he's right...
@Luigiman-rc9fi
2 жыл бұрын
6:06 Disappointingly somewhat accurate.
@fabisschmorn3498
2 жыл бұрын
The all dinos run is faster when you do a cappy return cancel to metro because you don't have to do night metro and lost kingdom
@RGC_animation
2 жыл бұрын
Deep Wood?
@ruben._._34577
2 жыл бұрын
Or wooded or lake or the end of sand
@GR-ci9mh
2 жыл бұрын
@@ruben._._34577 Or Cloud
@MineKynoMine
Жыл бұрын
Technically you gotta get all the birds for dino% too
@jakevalverde1409
2 жыл бұрын
cjya:i was to scared to go down there because when i played this game I was 14 me: oh ya? I WAS 7
@ehmjeyy7814
2 жыл бұрын
The Toad impression sounded a bit New York to me, which I can really see happening in Metro XD
@maternater3334
Жыл бұрын
Woman percent talk to peach in all kingdoms as fast as possible
@danielslack9114
2 жыл бұрын
Yoshi isn't a powerup, Yoshi is a dinosaur.
@jackshepherd1872
Жыл бұрын
you da goat in speed running ther most random things in the universe
@kooltuber9579
2 жыл бұрын
All Dino’s is honestly the best category
@Samherobrain
2 жыл бұрын
Bonk%, more like cjya%
@pinkpigstorms
2 жыл бұрын
20:22 “Found wiht snow kingdom art”
@RetroBean
2 жыл бұрын
4:29: when the streamer has to use words instead of a split
@Shadow.881
2 жыл бұрын
Toad can do speedrunns too I guess XD
@Soggyfishstick
Жыл бұрын
You taking a picture of the last Dino technically means you “captured” it
@pearcyjackson280
2 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank twitch chat for letting me know that XD skip was in fact performed
@aymanaboufarise4346
2 жыл бұрын
0:34 ayo bro ggs for the 1M subs
@Scratch64
2 жыл бұрын
in all dino you forget the most important one... yoshi!!
@PaciifistKJC
2 жыл бұрын
20:16 Cj MaDe SpElLiNg ErRoR
@a.j.wasowski1143
2 жыл бұрын
his toad impression tho
@YOUR_NARRATOR975
2 жыл бұрын
I was scared of deep woods for that exact reason
@owens1
Жыл бұрын
Do a no bonking 100% speed run and if you bonk you reset. Just kidding that would be brutal. every time you bonk you eat a spicy snack like takis, spicy wings or even a one chip challenge
@takoyaki6697
2 жыл бұрын
wouldn’t the morning metro crc faster for all dinos%?
@ruben._._34577
2 жыл бұрын
Impossible in one player but maybe another category
@GR-ci9mh
2 жыл бұрын
The 2P version would do everything until Sand where they beat Harriet and finish Sand, then go to Wooded First, get the Dino and go back to Sand, go through the painting and CRC to Metro and go kill the dino
@theoviken6046
2 жыл бұрын
That toad voice woke me up
@ssakcaj_the-plasmanoid
2 жыл бұрын
bonk in every kingdom
@gloomy_gal
2 жыл бұрын
Cj seems like he grew up playing with dinosaur toys
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