7:20 As long as you have a cat, you’ll never be alone when shit goes down
@WhoCares-qe9nk
3 ай бұрын
????????????
@MeIsSpont
3 ай бұрын
Yes. “Friends” as historians would put it.
@phynt4366
3 ай бұрын
1:02 iq score 200 : the world is beautiful but people suck
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
9:29 thats a wish I would make
@zekesilverstone3475
3 ай бұрын
14:02 not a day... but whole fucking years... thx for another comp.
@joewho9508
3 ай бұрын
Yooo doctor loops on thumbnail niceee
@gallantbug6542
3 ай бұрын
AAAAAYYYYYYYY
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
Oh gosh. What is this??? The first one is kinda crazy.
@ABW941
3 ай бұрын
It is a joke about the TV show Xena the warrior princess (a spin off from Hercules), the two maincharacters were half openly lesbian.
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
@@ABW941 oh...
@FireKing667
3 ай бұрын
@@ABW941who is the author?
@ABW941
3 ай бұрын
@@michellebrock9936 It ran from the mid 90s to 2000 something i believe, and it was referenced in popculture like the simpsons. Never heard about it?
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
@@ABW941 I am aware of the show. My cousin used to watch it, but i never paid attention. I just didn't make the connection between the two. Hope that makes sense
@TheLittleNoobThatCould
3 ай бұрын
15:22 Anybody else remember those Deer Avenger games?
@mcrain1283
3 ай бұрын
7:55 commit crimes >>> get 1000 thousand years of experience >>> profit
@TexasTimeLord
3 ай бұрын
7:55 A long prison sentence is to protect the public from criminals for a long time Imagine a child murderer being released the next day, but police say "But it felt like 1000 years to him!" That would not go down well
@nitrocatofficial6939
2 ай бұрын
I thought that way too, but imagine how much tax papers would save not having to feed and pay for inmates over the course of decades. The prisoners just get put into a nightmarish dystopian trance like reprogramming state, come out 8 hours later with a 1000 yard stare and begging to be a valid and productive member of society.
@LAZERAK47V2
2 ай бұрын
@@nitrocatofficial6939 The issue with technology like this is how easily it could be abused. They'll start with inmates and then release it into schools where they'll advertise learning an entire course in less than a day. But that "course" will be rife with indoctrination. Years of brainwashing in less than a day and suddenly you control the whole world without them being the wiser.
@blakehamilton2489
3 ай бұрын
That last one was insane
@jhnshep
3 ай бұрын
@3:51 that dad of the year award image lol
@OGROBLOXPLAYER
3 ай бұрын
1:23 god is giving us a sneak peak for the 4d update
@JohnYhomason
3 ай бұрын
3:11 oh you know it just means that is coming for you
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
15:21 😂
@rdnckgrl30
3 ай бұрын
5:27 joker. He’s a man of the people. A man who knows when to shoot. We(the world) salute(s) you, joker 🫡
@WD40-le1bf6ft8l
3 ай бұрын
2:35 my mom just doesn’t respond when I say what
@ACC50931
3 ай бұрын
what’s the the name of the artist at the start.
@cheesychumchum941
3 ай бұрын
Let's open our bible and return to Christ for he is our savior from all sins 😊😊😊
@markh.6687
3 ай бұрын
Somehow I watched this video earlier and forgot to post a comment. But now my work here is done.
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
Job well done
@coletontewinkel7551
3 ай бұрын
0:28 when you understand the dark truth about shrunken heads it makes it all the more darker.
@GinkgoBalboa142
3 ай бұрын
What dark truth? There are a lot of possibilities there :X
@coletontewinkel7551
3 ай бұрын
@@GinkgoBalboa142 Real shrunken heads are actual human heads with the skull removed along with i think the brain removed. I don't know the full process, it was explained to me several years ago now by a friend who has seen real shrunken heads.
@GinkgoBalboa142
3 ай бұрын
@@coletontewinkel7551 Well, yeah, that's what a shrunken head is. It's a head that's been shrunk. You remove the skin, tan it and stuff it with hot coals to dehydrate it and make it shrink over time, stuff it and sow the orifices shut. I thought you meant how headhunting escalated because tourists wanted them as souvenirs. Tourists kinda suck...
@coletontewinkel7551
3 ай бұрын
@GinkgoBalboa142 ya tourists tend to ruin areas for various reasons. The only good thing they tend to bring is money for the local economy. My town has a lot of tourism and recently a lot of city people have moved in so now we got lots of litter in the forests.
@GinkgoBalboa142
3 ай бұрын
@@coletontewinkel7551 I'm Swedish and here, German and Dutch tourists are the worst. They think that being on vacation with their kids means taking a vacation from being a parent, so if you go to a restaurant their kids will run around yelling and waving their toys in your face (for real). And they drive up the prices on the housing market. Locals can't afford homes anymore because the tourists buy them as vacation homes. It's awful. At least they don't demand shrunken heads...
@dcmbb3
3 ай бұрын
4:40 I might regret my curiosity, but does anyone know the context, or should i remain ignorant?
@heiscute4207
3 ай бұрын
#Dankness Gengar (Pokemon, Gigachad version): *Shows up with big muscles* Me: hey, That's Pretty good
@event-keystrim213
3 ай бұрын
7:11 jokes on you, I don't live in an empire
@blakehamilton2489
3 ай бұрын
What does this have to do with anything about that
@event-keystrim213
3 ай бұрын
@@blakehamilton2489 mu country is not depicted as evil, cuz it was not an empire, and thus has no former colonies
@blakehamilton2489
3 ай бұрын
Ok, thanks.
@garitinos
3 ай бұрын
#dankness If you're from Nigeria, you're Nigerian. If you're from South Africa, you're South African. If you're from Madagascar, your Malagasy. What the Hell?
@event-keystrim213
3 ай бұрын
13:55 bro, that's like the easiest shit ever
@blademaster2390
3 ай бұрын
3:47 Look….if you dont want that, there’s something wrong tbh.
@JediSSJ1
3 ай бұрын
First part's fine, but if you want the second part of that list, you're probably going to be taken by surprise about as badly as the guy in the image.
@ZeusAmun-pt9dc
3 ай бұрын
Believe it or not your hobbies are actually important to you from God
@aifinka9227
3 ай бұрын
5:03 I mean its a valid question lol
@ashotofwhiskey219
3 ай бұрын
#dankness America: Second Amendment exists Rest of the world: We're scared of boomsticks, please stop having them Weak Americans: Okay Real Americans: Come get some My boomstick: You don't have enough ammo Me: ...yet.
@alabamaman1372
3 ай бұрын
Dank memes while I poop. 😊
@markh.6687
3 ай бұрын
Dank memes while I watch you poop.
@ARealItalian
3 ай бұрын
7:10 AH! TO BAD, MY COUNTRY IS HOMELANDER IN BOTH.
@LordTKII
Ай бұрын
7:12 Germany in every history book -> Homelander
@coletontewinkel7551
3 ай бұрын
24:18 plot twist the older looking man is 21.
@WhoCares-qe9nk
3 ай бұрын
at this point 6 more likes would make 666 likes... edit: ONE MORE
@justaboringvegetarian449
3 ай бұрын
#Dankness Media: The average adult spends $255 per year on their hobbies. Me: 😀 (Happy I'm finally above average) My bank account: 💀 🔪 (Standing right behind me)
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
Dang. Ig I'm above average then
@adityagupta4914
3 ай бұрын
@@michellebrock9936 i ain't even adult yet, let alone spending and hobbies.
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
@@adityagupta4914 uh congratulations?
@Godzilla20191
2 ай бұрын
0:39 yep my watch is the best I say so myself
@adityagupta4914
3 ай бұрын
24:55 they did NOT do her like that im crying (from laughter) 🤕
@hannoii
3 ай бұрын
11:56 buralgoods
@ultimate_pleb
3 ай бұрын
2:50 this is some 189iq copium right now. Also going by that logic everyone had insest with their mother the day they were born (accept dr doofenshmirtz who is the only one of us lucky enough to have not done that, too bad he's a fictional character in an animated kids show from like 2012)
@joshk8312
3 ай бұрын
Two girls, one cup. Jesus, I never should have been on the internet that day. At first, i thought that ice cream sure has some finely chopped nuts in it........ realization dawns as all I can do is watch the train wreck unfold before my eyes, and I remark to myself "its impressive how enthusiastic they are to be there"
@alexnicklay8626
3 ай бұрын
The face on the sun at 1:45 looks like Colin Mochrie and i have no idea what it means😅😅
@SharkyBoyNOM
3 ай бұрын
The first one reminds me of the newer she-ra Personally my fav bc the character designs and the gays
@thinglet2478
23 күн бұрын
1:45 Millenials:Ha! Skibidi Toilet. Lol, back in my dad we had real memes. Kid:I am known as the BEFF BASTARD. Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master. Millenials:There is still hope.
@ultimate_pleb
3 ай бұрын
19:12 oh it's 2 girls 1 cup took me a second but i got it
@vickybatan9028
2 ай бұрын
i don't understand help
@ultimate_pleb
2 ай бұрын
@@vickybatan9028 look it up
@ultimate_pleb
3 ай бұрын
12:19 he should have said: i am autistic and you are my hyper-observation i ain't going anywhere
@kevincrowder4144
23 күн бұрын
7:50 some black mirror shit right there
@ravenpro415
3 ай бұрын
7:13 wrong im Canadian
@sert1197
2 ай бұрын
Haha canada in its own history books...
@Tornadoblue947
3 ай бұрын
0:47 It never was a funny meme, it will never be a funny meme
@Skilled_slayer007
3 ай бұрын
i dunno what that skibii toilet is and at this point im too afraid to ask
@GinkgoBalboa142
3 ай бұрын
I don't know either but I say it all the time to annoy kids. I'm old enough to think that's funny :/
@crusaderLEIB-jh9yw
3 ай бұрын
nice
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
14:08 accurate
@markh.6687
3 ай бұрын
Wait a second....no....on second thought.....I'll just let that one go by.
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
@@markh.6687 :)
@michellebrock9936
3 ай бұрын
@@markh.6687This could be understood one of two ways: 1) they are both expressing physical attraction 2) dudes girl is a trap. I meant #1. XD
@apscog1
3 ай бұрын
W fit
@alicewilloughby4318
9 күн бұрын
What the Hell is "Skibidy Toilet"???
@bug5654
3 ай бұрын
There is no new Star Wars, only thinly veiled religious propaganda. Except for you, rogue one, you can stay.
@techlion4349
16 күн бұрын
Gen Z makes fun of Gen Alpha for Skibidi toilet. 😂😂 Millennials are too busy managing multiple jobs.
@justblue974
3 ай бұрын
Nice
@jaykofett6210
3 ай бұрын
10:14 ima need the source
@Tedy419
3 ай бұрын
Got u homie Ochi mono rpg seikishi luvilias
@jaykofett6210
3 ай бұрын
@@Tedy419 thanks king
@Tedy419
3 ай бұрын
@@jaykofett6210 just doing my duty
@mihimiho2515
3 ай бұрын
Thumbnail sauce?
@pixelmoai9310
3 ай бұрын
Doctorloops 🗿👍
@nitrocatofficial6939
2 ай бұрын
23:08 I'm going to the gym so I can transform into femboi
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