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@@maxpayne3332 In europe,on the right side of italy
@valentinvodnik5591
2 жыл бұрын
Enako lol
@Boricua_User
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Me: **wears my most expensive suit to a job interview** The NASA interviewer looking at my space suit: **visible hapines**
@alicetailsxx2434
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Me; Sleeping. My cat at 2 am: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, the situation is often backwards for me, as it was last night. See I have a milk allergy which means that if I eat anything that contains even the tiniest amount of milk or whey protein or anything like that, in a few hours I'll have a nasty respiratory condition much like pneumonia. Doesn't matter how much I consume, a gallon of ice cream won't make it any worse, but the tiniest amount will set it off. And I accidentally ate something containing milk yesterday. So this morning at 2 am, one of my cats was sleeping soundly between my legs and the other cuddled against my right arm, and I was sitting there trying to hold in coughing fits, but I just couldn't do it, I couldn't avoid waking them up and I got up to have a hot shower which is the most effective way to treat the cough. The poor cats get so little sleep because of me. That's kind of dank, the most well behaved well meaning cats on the planet and they have a human who disturbs their sleep at 2 in the morning.
@WazzaTHFC
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Picture of doggo:exists Memellion: it's free real estate
@typicalidiot367
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Me: I swear if I hear another kid say it i'm going to- Kid: "Math should solve its own problems" Me: And I killed that little shit.
@aaronboy5512
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Her: he's thinking about other women Him: is memelion doing okay in these trying times?
@Memellion
2 жыл бұрын
yeah i guess :D
@beary4999
2 жыл бұрын
9:58 those fingers tho💀
@zackr5457
2 жыл бұрын
The doggo at the beginning of the video is absolutely adorable.
@peachykeenvods316
2 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@alicetailsxx2434
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS KZitem in 2030: We have decided to give KZitem to EA.
@Arononymous720
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Evil politicians be like: *Lets solve all problems in the world without causing them in the first place*
@MothaLuva
2 жыл бұрын
15:53 I keep it because I like it when it flies around at night.
@JJunknown15
2 жыл бұрын
8:05 the cups those damn school cups gonna make me cry of nostalgia
@sagemoody751
2 жыл бұрын
8:20 if you don't get it it's a jojo reference and basically there's a joke about that character with the white hair and how every time he's used a toilet in jojo something bad and/or weird happens
@reflexaphid3208
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: why does Memellion never pick me? Meanwhile Memellion: hmm maybe I should this time
@przemeu3775
2 жыл бұрын
WHEN YOU SEE IT WHEN YOU FICKUNG SEE IT
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. I'll allow it.
@przemeu3775
2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 727
@fryderyksadocha8044
2 жыл бұрын
The best part is, that the guy on that WYSI picture reminds me of BTMC
@jamann1610
2 жыл бұрын
8:03 in case anyone else forgot what this is, it is the design that features on solo jazz paper cups - produced by the solo cup company.
@jamann1610
2 жыл бұрын
A quick search says Gina Ekiss is the designer.
@Disabled_X4_Christadelphian
2 жыл бұрын
4:01 this is why I take a crap before I shower
@ComposedSage75
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Wmn when they get depressed: *makes posts about feeling alone that results in hundreds of ppl wishing her well* Men when they’re depressed: *checks phone and gets not one notification* Welp time for some Memellion
@notsub9241
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness The teacher: leaves the room for 0.000000000001 seconds Everyone:Pulls out their phones, play games, and make tik toks
@kainmoe7646
2 жыл бұрын
7:18 broke me.
@donbosiljko1950
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Cats and dogs when their owner dies Dogs: sad Cats: oh ok cool
@WhyAreUsoDamnStupid
2 жыл бұрын
12:53 that is a good one
@keijoichi2842
2 жыл бұрын
My incomplete animes to see: "you took everthing to me" New seasonal romcom anime: "i don't even know who you are" #dankness
@Ashemaru
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, can confirm. This is natural order amongst otakus and weebs
@justmecommentingonothersvi8155
2 жыл бұрын
Must say he really loves Dogs
@xjjeowjfndn
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Nobody: Me at 3am for some reason: I'm gonna clean my room and eat healthy tommorow!
@chadgreen2426
Жыл бұрын
17:22 I can still see his fingers behind his head even when he start crying
@anthonyjasper5905
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Her: I bet he’s thinking about other women Me doing a Russian sacrifice
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Is that a type of sacrifice, or is that sacrificing russians?
@Hrithiks
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness My phone has no charge my little cousin : you got games I can play!
@maxnutty9733
2 жыл бұрын
#dankesss *International Men's Day exists* Feminists: No, today is World Toilet Day Me to myself: Murder is still illegal...but tempting...
@mrnoteblock3216
2 жыл бұрын
That one friend: It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught
@woofle_124
2 жыл бұрын
18:33 How I slept in 2008: * crying all night long cause I’m 1 *
@MephiticMiasma
2 жыл бұрын
"Where is Slovenia?" On the west coast of the Adriatic. Seemed like a nice place, from what I saw of it.
@erenjaeger4639
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Her: he’s probably thinking about other women Him: if I’m gay do I still get arrested for hitting a woman?
@raffadamario1917
2 жыл бұрын
Someone finally noticed the 'SIMP' from Phineas and Ferb !!!!!!
@stinbray1120
2 жыл бұрын
12:30 i recently rewatched that phenias and ferb episode and thought "WAIT CANDICE IS A SIMP"
@simonhaas6480
2 жыл бұрын
How did Marc Uwe Kling get in there 😂
@pranjalsharma1665
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness Interviewer: So, what are your strengths? Me: I know what to do when someone sings Happy Birthday to me. Interviewer: Impossible
@momokaps
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff, I'm a cloud.
@troystaunton254
2 жыл бұрын
0:47 I’ve literally been saying that since KZitem became the gestapo with ads.
@nuggetmanpat7191
2 жыл бұрын
V621 more like e62- n o
@cloakdaggercustoms3903
2 жыл бұрын
8:06 is GMC Typhoon side graphics.
@thomasthedoubter6813
2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I ever heard of Men's Day.
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
1:02 and then spacey would be the space shuttle coming right at you. Except one little problem, which is that the space shuttle is not spacex, it's nasa and always has been, and the space shuttle was also decommissioned in 2009.
@jamesslick4790
2 жыл бұрын
6:15 DUMB AS FUCK.....Still made me spit Pepsi! 🤔😂
@Ze_Flammenwerfer
2 жыл бұрын
I'm Hard, Long, Cylindrical And sometimes projectiles go through me. What am I? That's right a Silencer
@CRONCHBOIWATER
2 жыл бұрын
you forgot to add #dankness
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
In that context, it sounds like a silencer is a euphemism for condom.
@isaac9151
2 жыл бұрын
8:05 THEY WERE CUPS (I think lol)
@blitzy9494
2 жыл бұрын
20:46 Allies chat vs Axis chat in Battlefield 5
@EhtanHawke
2 жыл бұрын
14:50 fun fact: yes all plants are alive
@Xurreal
Жыл бұрын
0:25 A true magician! See it.
@mlbrn676
2 жыл бұрын
6:15 me: where did my vincent
@swampcooler8332
2 жыл бұрын
10:59 hol up where avatar, adventure time, gravity falls, Futurama and Phineas and Ferb
@andrewcahill8959
2 жыл бұрын
4 days late but isnt 8:06 the cups that restaurants order until they get they're branded ones?
@Your_one_and_only.
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff im a cloud
@annblu5195
Жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff I'm a cloud (my grandma died Saturday night)
@Bachiramegugu
2 жыл бұрын
5:03 me too
@bendeugron3573
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff Ruff I’m a cloud
@K1N6_
2 жыл бұрын
8:05 its the miami subs restaurant. Damn their seasoned fries were good!
@marlonbuursink4304
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff i have a rough day
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
3:10 is my favorite, now THAT is a dank joke.
@PoshieWoshie
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff I’m a cloud
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff, Ruff, I'm a cloud.
@Xurreal
Жыл бұрын
10:27 Mother Ducker. God...bless you Memellion.
@thajarin
2 жыл бұрын
International men's day is Nov 19th and I forgot the set up my IMD tree....
@Kakashi-jo7de
2 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@jonquilgemstone
2 жыл бұрын
11:20 Canada lost its place there with Justin Bieber.
@jebcekkek9448
2 жыл бұрын
0:33 Alabama family meme
@eliking2942
Жыл бұрын
Huh
@Idontknowhowtobehuman
2 жыл бұрын
ruff ruff im a cloud
@Chocolatemilkshake786
2 жыл бұрын
1:01 wouldn’t it be Space Y?
@RenatoJunio
2 жыл бұрын
0.45s - Nebula
@Scovile
2 жыл бұрын
the guy on the thumbnail is a madlad
@raymondmorrow7926
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff, ruff I am a cloud.
@mikmik9034
2 жыл бұрын
Removing the DOUNT on the Dislike YT button means we have no idea how many agree with you. Does not help. Silences the options. I remember the sayint, "After the reveloution, the college kids will be the first up against the wall!"
@SausageConvention2009
Жыл бұрын
11:00 Phineas & Ferb
@thatoneperson69
Жыл бұрын
This shouldn't have been Version 621, but rather Episode 621...
@peachykeenvods316
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Me: I need money Also me: Not wanting to interact with other humans :)
@Cataclave
2 жыл бұрын
3:07 tbh it depends on what your species is, like if someone knows then it’s meh but if it’s cool is cool -Basically Potat.
@agniswarmukherjee8983
2 жыл бұрын
Even this video has a jojo reference
@HeresNegan16
2 жыл бұрын
#darkness Me: im go hang out with friends Mom: WAIT, what friends?
@WhyAreUsoDamnStupid
2 жыл бұрын
''Ruff ruff I'm a cloud''
@ThatOneSerb
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff I'm a cloud"
@kingdomminecraftgaming6637
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness me: Why don't I ever get picked? also me:*barely makes any #dankness posts*
@MephiticMiasma
2 жыл бұрын
by the way, has anyone noticed how it gets dark around 1700?
@coolsongs5057
2 жыл бұрын
00:17 what's the name of the anime guys pls ?
@Loredavv
2 жыл бұрын
Me elli in be like: RUFF RUFF I’M A DOG I SAID RUFF RUFF I’MA DOG!!!,
@yukitai9063
Жыл бұрын
11:50 Where is this meme from? I've seen it quite a few times.
@mrnoteblock3216
2 жыл бұрын
0:21 what show now
@grim_m4935
2 жыл бұрын
A jojo refference is in 8:17
@mamuka-414euashvili9
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness my pp:we gotta pee *my brain whos interesed in memellion memes* : i said we stain *me whos going to the bathroom with my phone* : im 4 parralel universes ahead of you
@PixalTheIdiot
2 жыл бұрын
Since google only gives INTERnational men's day. When is national men's day? (preferably in the UK)
@ThatOneSerb
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Dad: get a cool job Me:okay Me:watches memes Dad: thats not a job Me: its 'cool Dad: I rasied a smart child
@alicetailsxx2434
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS You wear leggings because it's cold. I wear leggings because I hate the way my legs look We are not the same
@affliction101
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Nobody: what? The internet: *wait! that’s not how it works!?*
@laurenceboi2k790
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff ruff I'm a cloud :>
@cantstopthemotion
2 жыл бұрын
# dankness Ford: Our company was started by Henry Ford and revolutionized the industry. Volkswagen: We know our Fuhrer gave him an award for that. Ford: um
@MothaLuva
2 жыл бұрын
16:15 So, 390 km/h is 11 points.
@woofle_124
2 жыл бұрын
17:07 why is it banned if the teacher allows .gov sites?
@thatoneguy5884
2 жыл бұрын
8:01 isn't that a style on one of those paper cups?
@Bendigo1
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the little ones that people use for samples or the onse they give you at the doctor.
@vister8795
2 жыл бұрын
For anyone who didn’t notice the title thing she did not have legs
@ranjanbiswas3233
Жыл бұрын
15:03 So does that mean Cat lovers/owners are dumb?
@canadianradiochemist4465
2 жыл бұрын
4:06 70% of the surface area, not the 6Mm below it, as if you compare the earth's water volume to everything else volume (excluding air), you get the answer that the earth is 0.12% water, so the joke is kind of incorrect. (edit: the oceans contain around 38 Terratons of carbon, and I'd say that's enough to say it's carbonated.)
@tytumlebg
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness filet-o-fish
@lilith5798
2 жыл бұрын
i dont get the memes with "removing the dislike button". I never saw it changing
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