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for her boyfriend she's the definition of the word modest. for every other guy under the sun, she wears the clothes of a lady of the night, and if the boyfriend complains about it, he's called every synonym for toxic (aka having a backbone) ever
@Grabthar191
2 жыл бұрын
The boyfriend should remember, she's never yours, it's just your turn. She's also likely giving some candy to the "best friend" on the sly.
@TheIceCreamWizard
2 жыл бұрын
@@Grabthar191 wonder if it has something to do with her body count 🤔
@alexisruhl2916
2 жыл бұрын
@@Grabthar191 is the same the other way around
@ST1CKBADP3RSON
2 жыл бұрын
Guys this a meme video chill out it’s a joke
@arstotzka6520
2 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is wrong with people
@yourskoolboy
2 жыл бұрын
Me: *trying to catch up on my meme downloads Memellion:*uploads more Me:"I'm tired,boss" #dankness
@LRM_Bear
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I clicked immediately and used every cell of my body to do so.
@JBLGo2Abuser_smileface
2 жыл бұрын
hi
@JBLGo2Abuser_smileface
2 жыл бұрын
@jbl go 2 4bu23r oh hii:)
@lestertheguy1734
2 жыл бұрын
@@JBLGo2Abuser_smileface Forgot to switch to your alt…
@lestertheguy1734
2 жыл бұрын
@@JBLGo2Abuser_smileface didn’t you?
@ninjaxsubzero7438
2 жыл бұрын
@@lestertheguy1734 plot twist: you are their alt account and have Alzheimer’s
@Jester9055
2 жыл бұрын
12:16 Hagrid be like: "I shouldn't have google that. I shouldn't have google that."
@amirhamza621l
2 жыл бұрын
I m to lazy to Google it. What s the answer?
@awfyboy
2 жыл бұрын
It is shaped like that in order to steal the 'nectar' of other males that may linger in the woman.
@BananaColada
2 жыл бұрын
@@amirhamza621l apparantly its to scoop out other mens yogurt from a women
@e-rag1224
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me : casually watching memes and laughing hard af Everyone at the queen's funeral : 😐
@sebswede9005
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Co-workers: "Gary has died. The funeral is on friday". The boss: "That's alright. As long as he's coming back next week". Co-workers: 👀👀👀👀
@Idontknowhowtobehuman
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone: _freaking out because of the 5-10 unskippable ads_ Me, with an ad-blocker: Pathetic
@Tyzskyz17_TYZ917
2 жыл бұрын
2:52 I love that unsuccessful people suffer from gravity while successful people don't (seeing as they can make stairs out of failures with no support underneath)
@MrVirtual_W
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: trying to sleep My brain: What if we could fly but didn’t know it? Me: We can’t fly Brain: but what if we could? Me: checks phone
@trentryan27
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS FACT: Race or sex changing the main character of a story does not make it better
@troystaunton254
2 жыл бұрын
It just makes it worse and it’s only to sell movies to people who think that diversity is skin deep.
@ashleywentzlaff2577
2 жыл бұрын
Yes thank you
@upisntdownsilly
2 жыл бұрын
it also makes it worse for some
@ThiccOunce
2 жыл бұрын
Making it live action in the first place is a bad idea.
@Un0_
2 жыл бұрын
0:14 she got that one piece body 🤣
@djays3232
2 жыл бұрын
Squce
@Atrexiaa
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the thumbnail is about how 4 bestfriends is better than 4 boyfriends
@EverlastingMindsett
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Dad: Makes a that what she said joke Me: Dad stop im only 10 Dad: That what she said
@jhunt7235
2 жыл бұрын
My good man, could you refrain from memes that remind us of our worst doubts and nightmares and mental health issues. I'm not talking about memes like "Me staring at the ceiling for three hours" or "Jumping into a toxic relationship" but memes like "I was such a fool to actually believe someone could like me", because these memes are supposed to make us all feel better about life, and forget about those things that hurt, and memes specifically like this aren't just reminding us if the things we don't wish to think about, but almost feel like they speak to us directly and try to make us hurt. Keep up the good work, otherwise.
@KitsunaireDoesGacha
2 жыл бұрын
My cat: * wants a piece of my food * Me: * gives him some * My cat: * doesn't eat it * Also my cat: *I've been starved for 4 weeks give me your food or die* #dankness
@bye9788
2 жыл бұрын
2:16 Wait! If tomorrow is Sunday that means that today is Saturday so why is he at school.
@Mad_Madison
2 жыл бұрын
👀
@FallenShadow990
2 жыл бұрын
I believe that in Japan, Sunday is the only day students get off each week. Someone please verify this.
@mono_akumu
2 жыл бұрын
4:05 got us in the first half not gonna lie
@aspielm759
2 жыл бұрын
10:57 that is actually something I decided to actively do. I thought having a bit more of a starting ground on everything would help me later on in live where I'd need to start picking on something that I could and also want to master. What I also realized is that my expectations, my character and mood changes a lot when there is only one thing that I focus on. I become more competitive and toxic and everything needs to have a minimal standard (which I often raise to almost perfection) and worst of all I become pessimistic and unapprochable where I constantly insult myself or the abilities of other in one way or another.
@rachel.0352
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem be getting way too comfortable with ads fr
@tobymax10
2 жыл бұрын
You knocked the nail on the head
@alexrojas9390
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah o get 6 ads on a 4 minute video it’s ridiculous
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
I run Adblock Plus, and Privacy Badger; very, very, very few ads.
@redsoldier9154
2 жыл бұрын
Mom: why did you click the video? Me: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
@michaelanammah
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness My Granddad kissing me goodnight Everyone else in the funeral
@DatDumass0928
Жыл бұрын
"you attract the thing you are most afraid of" normal people:AHHH WEALTH me:AHHH BITCHES AND HOT ANIME GIRLS AHHHH
@bharatjoshi789
2 жыл бұрын
0:13 she will rock the Tsunade cosplay
@djays3232
2 жыл бұрын
Sauce
@ithoughtso.7016
2 жыл бұрын
Never thought i'd see someone so good looking
@NeonTheNoble
2 жыл бұрын
"Huh? What's a baby? A small man?"
@maxnutty9733
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness The U.N.: We need to work together for a better world Also the U.N.: Ignores genocide
@matthewmarchetti5395
2 жыл бұрын
My super-power is the ability to shape-shift.
@BananaColada
2 жыл бұрын
But only for an hour a week
@matthewmarchetti5395
2 жыл бұрын
@@BananaColada Whatever..... that's all the time that I need. (:
@StaticSwordsman
2 жыл бұрын
14:10 Should have put something better like Hades from Hercules, or maybe one of the far cry villains
@MrDarks-uc9he
2 жыл бұрын
Power: To make any youtuber be able to use a clone double of themselves, so they can simultaneously make content for us, while the original enjoys their own life
@BananaColada
2 жыл бұрын
They only have the clone for 2 days, it recharges every 3 day.
@jimothythebest
2 жыл бұрын
4:01 *they almost had us in thr first half ngl
@CorsiHusky
2 жыл бұрын
FYI ... My super power is the ability to fart in any flavor.
@GEBSOS
2 жыл бұрын
You can only fart really loud
@CorsiHusky
2 жыл бұрын
I am okay with this.
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
Everytime you do it you must eat some food you hate
@BananaColada
2 жыл бұрын
@@eminemoful too late
@ugliestmanalive3116
2 жыл бұрын
0:15 right? I'm not a girl but I always try to look handsome around the boiz
@josikie
2 жыл бұрын
My ex-boyfriend only uses two in one, it can be everything to clean his body, and his face smoother than anything else in the world, his hair fluffy, smell nice like that two in one soap
@djocharablaikan8601
2 жыл бұрын
No simping, stay strong brothers, i believe in you 💪
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
It's easy to stay strong when you have no simping prospects. Modern problems require modern solutions.
@Calebfrrr
2 жыл бұрын
10:49 was my fav part
@wRemifr
Жыл бұрын
Choose a magic power, first reply chooses side effect Power : You can summon Chicken nuggies however you want wenever you want, and you can chose the size
@Yuki_edlt
Жыл бұрын
6:12 i remember in elementary school i would play that with my friends all the time
@AbyssalCat69
Жыл бұрын
0:21 fr i once got a banana helmet with 50+ defense
@flygon3804
Жыл бұрын
Anyone gonna talk about the fact that those two are in school and Sunday is tomorrow?
@frustationoverloaded5976
2 жыл бұрын
1:28 jokes apart, if ur college is more than an hour away by any means of transport (don't say jet planes , u can't afford that), then prefer taking rent somewhere nearby. U have to stay there for 2-4 years , apart from expenditure in transport and eating outside, it would be very much tiring, don't do it.
@abhainnxv1554
2 жыл бұрын
The only characters that wouldn't make sense to turn into minorities are characters like Calvin J. Candie from Django Unchained.
@Vandal_Savage
2 жыл бұрын
Or Nelson Mandela
@troystaunton254
2 жыл бұрын
Nah if people wanna whinge about cultural appropriation then you don’t get to turn a German character black. Play by the rules you create.
@abhainnxv1554
2 жыл бұрын
@@troystaunton254 Is Ariel German?
@mkaaihue1342
2 жыл бұрын
1:38 NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST LEAVE HIM LIKE THAT 😭😭😭
@oblivious651
Жыл бұрын
2:14 if tomorrow is sunday then why are you at school
@josephvissarionvichstalin9798
2 жыл бұрын
me tryna forget the fact that my country is a mess of politics and shootings:
@spaghettijeff8920
2 жыл бұрын
2:26 God blees you, man.
@TheAbyssalBasin
Жыл бұрын
0:11 Why are you starting NNN like this
@zachhuff8169
2 жыл бұрын
1:55 Relationships with engineers
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
The two with the schoolgirls at their desk....ouch. Feels. Sigh.
@Mad_Madison
2 жыл бұрын
0:53-1:00 I'm a girl and this is actually ture 😂
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
Жыл бұрын
10:57 jack of all trades, master of none is often times better than master of one
@InaanB
2 жыл бұрын
11:26 Speaking of which, at my school, there is a big mac salad. They turned salads into burgers.
@aetherian5596
Жыл бұрын
4:24 where the hell was "motivated and hopeful" for me!? I just got young and stupid along with hate everything
@angeltheweirdo
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh i was doing a question on global warming and the global warming post surprised me
@pacoloco883
2 жыл бұрын
9:32 when you watch a little mermaid reboot and she’s black It’s stills sucks no matter what skin color she was because the original Disney version will always be the classic
@theguywiththeoldds3896
2 жыл бұрын
3:30 the time is 5;39
@sambenham1945
2 жыл бұрын
14:11 where tf is Doofensmirtz
@fuzzy_lumkins0018
2 жыл бұрын
There is oil in space
@Wolfbat1993
2 жыл бұрын
At 16:42 does anyone know what movie that wolf is from?
@SheepG
2 жыл бұрын
0:48 Me watching 11 unskippable ads on yt to learn the heimlich maneuver in order to save my grandma. yt : Why you so upset when you value your grandma life less than our premium subscribe ?
@adriannavarrete9332
2 жыл бұрын
My magic power is to summon anime waifus
@AtomicSpeetz
2 жыл бұрын
but when you do you become one too
@AtomicSpeetz
2 жыл бұрын
shit, that's actualy a win win situation
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
You have to watch your waifu in love and married to another guy
@adriannavarrete9332
2 жыл бұрын
@@eminemoful I couldn't care less what happens to me as long as everyone else is happy I'm fine and plus if I really wanted to I could go "hotline miami" on them
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
They are all very angry lesbian Muscle Tomboys and are NOT happy you summoned them.
@sinstory.8867
Жыл бұрын
14:11 what about Glados
@alienhomosapien
2 жыл бұрын
i play with my neighbor's kid. cuz she is my bestfriend and also my cousin •>•
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Alabama Noises Intensify!
@aluminumfalcon552
2 жыл бұрын
4:12 Kevin Hart with most women
@derekshow532
2 жыл бұрын
Powah of the Thumbnail
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
The Power of the Thumbnail Compels You!!
@troystaunton254
2 жыл бұрын
6:51 or maybe it’s a German fable and the characters should be of Germanic heritage if you’re really against cultural appropriation. Tell an African fable if you want a black character.
@leegoddard2618
2 жыл бұрын
Hmm, so the ring finger Is useless.
@P1gglz
2 жыл бұрын
Playing the game! My power is to get a girlfriend whenever and whoever I want and they instantly love me until I dont want them to
@noahlooney6849
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness yo you ok your video kinda got a depressed feeling about relationships. If are going through one then I hope you get better
@endermastaren
2 жыл бұрын
BRO 2:16 if tomorrow is Sunday, that means it's Saturday, why are the in school at Saturday
@the_real_kel
2 жыл бұрын
It's a dream lmao
@JokerP5R872
2 жыл бұрын
Well In Japan school goes from Monday to Saturday, so kids are only off Sunday. That's my guess based on the art style
@serjstrother476
2 жыл бұрын
17:27 God of War 2018 reference
@josephhurst4902
2 жыл бұрын
15:00, I would agree that is a Smart kid also. He would need to be in order to focus more on his Studies rather then Dat A**.
@Commander_Raveth
2 жыл бұрын
Guys, i have the solution to the Ariel bs going around. One word, technically a place: Caribbeans...
@jonathancaja5342
2 жыл бұрын
Superpower: no u (every damage i get if it was made by someone and i choose it the damage will be directed to him, this also applies to some texts)
@GlishSUB
2 жыл бұрын
its your mum
@pkmmaster52
2 жыл бұрын
But they have an anti no u card
@thebuilderkj4745
Жыл бұрын
Where did get the first meme
@stopmotionharry8989
2 жыл бұрын
8:00 it’s just good business
@BoredBro455
2 жыл бұрын
i have the power to force people and animals to do whatever i want
@jaysonloulier6252
2 жыл бұрын
But everytime you control someone you lose a year off your life.
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
You will end up like Lulush in CodeGeass
@user-hh3oi3yh4y
2 жыл бұрын
12:54 ayo who?
@mono_akumu
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness simply flight and perfect flight were I can put it on auto pilot... i would finally get to see my long distance friends
@Yuki_edlt
Жыл бұрын
Lightning
@Chazder.MP3
2 жыл бұрын
at least GTA6 is announced
@DH-tn7fo
2 жыл бұрын
Thank u 😌😁
@gavinbissell8847
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone got the sauce for that lady? For research purposes...
@thedawg7394
2 жыл бұрын
Kiko baka
@thedawg7394
2 жыл бұрын
Quite the research you will find
@fiyingspide2247
2 жыл бұрын
cole macgrath's powers from infamous
@pkmmaster52
2 жыл бұрын
You can’t use them because your not Cole McGrath
@pkmmaster52
2 жыл бұрын
I mean MacGraph
@pkmmaster52
2 жыл бұрын
I give up
@JBLGo2Abuser_smileface
2 жыл бұрын
I'm playing this vid in 2 phones
@marcuslee7581
Жыл бұрын
Who's the girl in the thumbnail asking 4 a friend
@bigMandessy1756
2 жыл бұрын
Either way she isn't wearing pants🧐🫳📷
@i_eat_short_people_with_cancer
2 жыл бұрын
14:03 finding negro
@trentryan27
2 жыл бұрын
You won the internet
@i_eat_short_people_with_cancer
2 жыл бұрын
@@trentryan27 lol
@diremiralis1998
2 жыл бұрын
Invisibility
@pkmmaster52
2 жыл бұрын
You turn blind
@Henry-yx2rd
2 жыл бұрын
I would have the power of super strength
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
Lex Luthr wants you dead
@pkmmaster52
2 жыл бұрын
You can’t control how strong you are
@SoloJazzMan
2 жыл бұрын
all I can say is just don't Google it
@user-im69hribmc
2 жыл бұрын
Magic? I can create me and everyone's dream waifu
@jack-dc2eh
2 жыл бұрын
but they are always futinari
@user-im69hribmc
2 жыл бұрын
Even better! Do u think we could make a fck train?
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
No side effect just do it already
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
They all hate us.
@huskydaylight8847
2 жыл бұрын
For the power thing I wanna be able to turn invisible
@jaysonloulier6252
2 жыл бұрын
only when nobody is looking
@gahdam3951
2 жыл бұрын
I'm choosing a superpower and that is: I can create chess 2
@dolphinwalrus5787
2 жыл бұрын
you have 5 IQ
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
It exists . It is japanese Shugi
@gahdam3951
2 жыл бұрын
:|
@GlishSUB
2 жыл бұрын
Superpower: (I am the best at making potato chips in the world)
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes your potato chips.
@gianlucaavella4139
Жыл бұрын
You're allergic to potatoes…
@rachel.0352
2 жыл бұрын
I have never in my life been this early for a video, I can actually say I was first for the first time ever
@minceraftfornite4334
2 жыл бұрын
6:12 what is this from
@yeetman1344
2 жыл бұрын
if you wondering Kiko Baka and she thicc underneath you know the soft looking bit not chubby kind
@jahvin5353
2 жыл бұрын
I can teleport
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
Your cloth don't
@angeltheweirdo
2 жыл бұрын
Yoo there are so many ads this time
@Mr_JoJoRed
2 жыл бұрын
I would like the power to control computers like hacking them but more effectively
@RaechelBaker608
2 жыл бұрын
But every time you hack one birds fly out of your eyes
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