SHE IS EPIC AND AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@filledegypte
10 жыл бұрын
"And by everyone, I mean Portia."
@sierracalvert01love
10 жыл бұрын
How can anyone dislike this or Ellen????
@itslisa_h
10 жыл бұрын
because they're homophobic asses
@tovarls
6 жыл бұрын
Lisa Carina is correct....they are homophobic asses...but i'd like to add....some homophobic asses at least like to laugh....these are dull homophobic asses that wouldn't know funny if it kicked them in the homophobic ass
@tsumtsumshow2976
6 жыл бұрын
Sierra Calvert she’s political
@tired9551
4 жыл бұрын
This comment hits different now
@angelika4803
8 жыл бұрын
How do I stop watching Ellen?
@poonamsaha2782
8 жыл бұрын
+Angelica Love You don't.
@izzylevin7952
8 жыл бұрын
+Poonam Saha but i need to do my home work!!!😫😫😫😫
@ana-sc3ou
5 жыл бұрын
I think scientist are still trying to find a cure
@kittyhudson8877
10 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Now I will forevermore look at lotion and be reminded of this monologue.
@rhtdm4me
10 жыл бұрын
she is pretty, I love u hahaha I died laughing
@woapful
10 жыл бұрын
lol, then i reminded her that we have a door that slides
@allilein
10 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what she wrote in her book "seriously.. I'm kidding". The same joke. And it is remarkable how funny it is in the video but most of all written down! Ellen is hilarious
@TWDCx
10 жыл бұрын
Wow I just realized the Ellen is over 50 years old. Amazing. :)
@eeliz7675
10 жыл бұрын
OMG WAAAATT???
@TWDCx
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@TWDCx
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah.... :P
@TWDCx
10 жыл бұрын
Sweetpea Chickpea No you are. ^-^
@bookkwormmsoccergirl3617
7 жыл бұрын
Shes 59
@noura.mohamed
8 жыл бұрын
"She's pretty :) " hahahahahahahahaha
@laurakrasuckaite
10 жыл бұрын
"She's pretty.." LOL
@Latifa1992
10 жыл бұрын
Well as long as she has millions let her spend them on lotions. They're like dollars to her.
@Gezeehhh
10 жыл бұрын
Ikr why is she even complaning if i had millions i would've bought a shit ton of lotions i mean if you have the money why not
@flowersrockthenight
8 жыл бұрын
Well, money is still money.
@idkhow
7 жыл бұрын
well even though they have more money keep in mind they also have a better life style. they have mansions and chefs and house keepers and expensive cars, etc. they have to pay for all of that still. it's really no different from you going to work and paying off bills, its just you dont earn as much and therefore you don't pay as much for your belongings.
@eeliz7675
10 жыл бұрын
Ellen: If you put on hand lotion before you workout, you're just gonna slip right off of that stripper pole. Audience: *chuckles* (finally gets the joke) *BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER* Yep Ellen does have the best audience
@MsRightnow12
10 жыл бұрын
I love love loooove this monologue 😄 hilarious!
@ingridmaier5864
7 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to watch an hour, now 12 hours later I´m still watching Ellen, I just love her. ❣❣❣❣❣❣
@harrietolive6405
10 жыл бұрын
this is a chapter in her book - word for word
@emanfattani4421
10 жыл бұрын
George Weddell I just started remembering what u and Matt told me and I just couldn't stop laughing!
@georgeweddell9649
10 жыл бұрын
huh
@emanfattani4421
10 жыл бұрын
Watch ahead till it gets to , well you will remember u know about the limousine
@emanfattani4421
10 жыл бұрын
George Weddell
@georgeweddell9649
10 жыл бұрын
Got it
@emanfattani4421
10 жыл бұрын
Ok George Weddell
@andoh97
10 жыл бұрын
Ellen is amazing!
@RedWolfDance
10 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂rant on lotion, love it😂😂😂
@jkd4207
10 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm finally early watching these videos 😀
@tiapearson9384
10 жыл бұрын
You, Miss Ellen Degeneres, are my Queen.
@DoggoInYourWalls
10 жыл бұрын
She is Pretty!
@miarlol
10 жыл бұрын
When I subbed to this channel, she was at 5,000,000 subscribers. SHE IS ALMOST AT 10,000,000!!!!
@ALYOFYAWE
10 жыл бұрын
I read that in the book
@jacquelinevital-herne9046
7 жыл бұрын
Fahad7877 which book?
@0811mikayla
10 жыл бұрын
"i love youuuuuuuuuuuuu" oh ellen i love you!
@HugsFromMaya
10 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious XD
@chewwenmin4760
5 жыл бұрын
If you replay 2:09 it sounds sooo adorable
@vikkicollins4663
10 жыл бұрын
She is the most funniest kindest helpfulest person ever I would love to meet her im 13 and my name is alyssa I love to dance and me and my family are struggling and meeting her would change and turn my life around.
@girlsstuff7698
10 жыл бұрын
Love you more than words can say..!❤️❤️ My mom to she loves her lotions😂😂❤️
WHYYYYYYYY TO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN EARTH LESBIAN ??
@NydiaDepp
10 жыл бұрын
because both of them are super lucky~
@bethanycockell9186
10 жыл бұрын
Well it makes sense, they're two of the most beautiful women in the world so why be with anyone else? haha
@memosos005
10 жыл бұрын
i mean why are we men not lucky and why the are not married to a man and have children
@evamckinney617
10 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen Ellen without her makeup?!
@memosos005
10 жыл бұрын
no
@TheNiceguy600
10 жыл бұрын
you know Ellen, when you posted that video about the world's most talented kids... i am one of them... i know that you don't think so and i understand that you guys get a TONS of mail requesting things and i respect that... my video i posted to you was the real truth... i have had been through everything, through tough roads, challenges, and difficulties and i still am going through that... i know that it does not take talent to go through what i have had been and still am going through. for me, it takes guts, strength, wisdom, respect, honestly, loyalty, a good heart, determination, and a great positive attitude... everything i have had and still am dealing with i am going fourth with a good positive attitude, strength, good aspect on life, determination, honest, and respect.. if any of you guys want to watch my video, my video is called "A Desperate Cry for Help: Ellen Degeneres's Dream"... to help you guys find my video i am going to describe what i was wearing. a Mileywood sweatshirt, a cap, a chain necklace.. i have glasses so if that helps. also my best friend, Jess Flores is reading my letter that i typed myself to Ellen....she has a shirt and i don't remember what was on the shirt.... she has black hair, her hair is a ponytail, and has tanned skin... THANK-YOU, ALL
@abdullahal-bohiri1739
10 жыл бұрын
Full of hope , keep up boy
@karlamosquera8709
10 жыл бұрын
Best ever!!
@karingcooking6344
10 жыл бұрын
I love ellen
@natalieloves13
10 жыл бұрын
Sooo funny. Love this OMG
@hanna3617
10 жыл бұрын
Yes number 6
@fR33toZ92
10 жыл бұрын
lol Portia sounds just like me! i LOVE lotions and have them EVERYWHERE
@meganbateman1501
10 жыл бұрын
is this like just me but this is literally exactly what she says in her book seriously I'm kidding this is like word for word
@tomahawkbeast1679
10 жыл бұрын
You are helarious Ellen love u
@MermaidFan111
10 жыл бұрын
first comment on Ellen video! :)
@L9210L
10 жыл бұрын
freaken Ellen! I love you!
@jiyapatel8381
10 жыл бұрын
Élan said first day of spring but it's the first day of summer
@5cinthya05
10 жыл бұрын
It's because this was not filmed this week it was during season 8
@HaylieCooler
10 жыл бұрын
Ellen doesn't have shows during Summer.... Season 11 has been off for 2 months now. And, when a season is over they re-upload videos from other seasons so people with Ellen fever can still watch her. Season 12 is about to start soon though
@doglover738
10 жыл бұрын
"She's pretty" omfg xD
@Dermatillomaniac
10 жыл бұрын
I hoard shampoo...because it is always a good deal and I'll need it eventually!
@Sp33dgum
10 жыл бұрын
Hahaha my god so funny.
@emily45798
10 жыл бұрын
Love this haha also don't combine lotions.....just don't....lol
@abdullahal-bohiri1739
10 жыл бұрын
Luv ya ellen ❤
@TheNiceguy600
10 жыл бұрын
i don't know where to go to write a message to you but may i ask you a favor if it isn't too much trouble. could you search for my video please. "A Desperate Cry for Help: Ellen Degeneres's Dream" please... to identify my video much easier... i am with my friend, Jess Flores. she has black hair put into a ponytail... i am wearing a MILEYWOOD sweatshirt, a cap, and a chain.... i have glasses on.... thank you so much, my friend.
@SmurfiestSmurf
10 жыл бұрын
This monologue can also be found in her book. I just read.
@williamweimian
10 жыл бұрын
I love lotions too!
@haleybenjamin9549
10 жыл бұрын
Ellen, please check out Carson Lueders ! He is a 12 year old singer/guitarist/dancer he is so talented! He met & sang live with Keith urban on the view & so many more awesome possibilities! He will be famous like Justin Bieber I can totally tell!
@lxdykxt7769
7 жыл бұрын
"She's pretty" lol died
@lastrivy
10 жыл бұрын
2:08 hahahaha ♡
@topgurl9313
6 жыл бұрын
Ellen seems to have the same view as my dad, he was so confused about the different lotions I use
@isabelcu2675
10 жыл бұрын
Same
@mywaterfountain
6 жыл бұрын
I was about 3/4 of the way through this video when I realized that I had been busy the entire time applying many lotions to my face and hands for the past several minutes. (Literally 4 different kinds.) Hahaha oh the irony!
@snowflazecheeze4694
10 жыл бұрын
First day of spring....?
@daphni465
10 жыл бұрын
This is also in her book seriously I'm kidding.
@nataliechan755
6 жыл бұрын
I swear this is all from her book( I bought her book and she's almost reading one of the chapters word by word lol ) 😂
@helenmahari8364
10 жыл бұрын
why is ellen not posting alot of videos like b4 :(
@eeliz7675
10 жыл бұрын
Because it's the end of this season. Every season starts around October and ends in June
@yourmidnights13
10 жыл бұрын
she's on vacation... taking a tour of Europe with Portia? I think? They'll be back at like september or something
@helenmahari8364
10 жыл бұрын
oww , i didnt know that .. thnx u guys :*
@Lukynoable
10 жыл бұрын
NJAY8/16/08 aaah I wish I knew where exactly she is in Europe. I would come to say hello :))
@kiizzgiirl06
10 жыл бұрын
I love you ! xD
@Roes797
10 жыл бұрын
HAhahaha I have the same problem!
@carriebradley1641
10 жыл бұрын
Ellen should have pewdiepie come on the show!
@itshalliefool
10 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice her buttons don't line up?
@alessandranoqui5945
10 жыл бұрын
I love you ellen how don't you see her buying them and putting them in the bathroom ik u probably have a big house but still
@MrNikkimaxine
5 жыл бұрын
Do what what for you
@dalalq333
10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that doesn't use lotions omg I hate them
@janeliuliu
10 жыл бұрын
Why I never ever could see Ellen dance in the video?
@idkhow
8 жыл бұрын
the music is copyrighted aka they'd have to pay for it
@BlightedSnky
10 жыл бұрын
wait is theellenshow ending?
@notnatwhothat
10 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a serious problem.
@MrNikkimaxine
5 жыл бұрын
I will do for you she mad at me am thanking she say that get me had time
@Oo2k10
10 жыл бұрын
Was expecting lesbian joke.
@parkermarie277
10 жыл бұрын
Ellen🙅😂😂😂😂
@mynameisnotnot
10 жыл бұрын
10th comment :)
@rifdironaldo8579
10 жыл бұрын
30Th like
@mariasarah9591
10 жыл бұрын
57th comment! Yes!
@yutxhereu8954
10 жыл бұрын
889
@DoodleGirls100
10 жыл бұрын
18th comment
@odiliagramajo3024
10 жыл бұрын
My sister is also a lotion hotter. She can spend hours in a bath n body work shop
@eeliz7675
10 жыл бұрын
Ellen: If you put on hand lotion before you workout, you're just gonna slip right off of that stripper pole. Audience: *chuckles* (finally gets the joke) *BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER* Yep Ellen does have the best audience
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