No, yeah, the moment he said "For one family" I knew what was up.
@theunsunggod4574
Жыл бұрын
Yep he is in deeeeeeeep 😂
@lauraroeleveld4053
Жыл бұрын
I’d be like: criminal defense lawyer? One family? Import export? Doesn’t that sound a lot like … Never mind, moving on
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
La familia
@baburao87
Жыл бұрын
@@curdmegeonlawyerCLEEs todo
@codycurnutte9778
Жыл бұрын
That family don’t even pay him per case. They got him on retainer probably clearing 3 mill plus a year.
@EpicGammingCrew
Жыл бұрын
“I’m a criminal defense attorney for one family in the import/export business” raises every red flag possible
@radiantlife22
2 жыл бұрын
When he said for one family, I was wondering how much he made because apparently he makes a living damn.. in my next life I'm going to do that 😂
@frostedlambs
2 жыл бұрын
They keep him on retainer
@anthonygaitan3901
2 жыл бұрын
@EyesToSeeTV neither of those places are real
@RabidDisposition
2 жыл бұрын
You could do it now. All you need is a bachelor's, pass the LSAT, and take 3 years of school. You could do anything you really put your mind too.
@bartard5199
2 жыл бұрын
@@RabidDisposition you mean 7 years of school lol. “just get a bachelors” takes a few years for that too buddy
@RabidDisposition
2 жыл бұрын
@@bartard5199 idk, I guess I'm old. 7 years doesnt seem that long to me 🤷🏽♂️
@shecravesit7072
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if your whole job was to just be an individual family’s attorney
@DeathWish92
2 жыл бұрын
Stuff that idea, imagine being the family needing an attorney solely for them 😂
@ghostbravo7127
2 жыл бұрын
That is in fact a job, and not an uncommon one for high end attorneys. Firms have conflicts of interest sometimes.
@bulldozer8950
2 жыл бұрын
You think that’s bad… there are some families so rich, they have an entire company devoted to investing their money. Like dozens or hundreds of employees, lawyers, everything, just for investing their family fortune.
@thereisonlycis3566
2 жыл бұрын
@@DeathWish92 So being a multimillionaire/billionaire, sounds pretty nice.
@DeathWish92
2 жыл бұрын
@@thereisonlycis3566 sure does
@hellboy30098
2 жыл бұрын
"he's an importer exporter" -George Castanza
@oneyearunder
2 жыл бұрын
"If they ask you what I do, tell them I'm an industrialist"
@musicianist555
2 жыл бұрын
Art vandelay at vandelay industries
@HenryLuna12
Жыл бұрын
Art vandalay - Bones.
@jasperlevien5968
11 ай бұрын
I scrolled till I found this comment
@hippogator
11 ай бұрын
Why can't I be the architect??
@ryanmolina4948
2 жыл бұрын
Tell me you work for the Mafia without telling me you work for the Mafia lol
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
That organization does not exist. Just something made up by the government and Hollywood
@christofferengevik8
9 ай бұрын
He did in fact almost literally say he worked for the mafia 😂
@onnivinpelzel6368
9 ай бұрын
Okay, I work for the Cartel.
@thezone3946
2 жыл бұрын
For one family? Lol import export....gotcha
@panama2468
2 жыл бұрын
Traffic snow, but he's not Canadian
@daltongrieder6177
2 жыл бұрын
This man was found dead the next day 😂
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Never innocents
@nicetas2344
Жыл бұрын
I would've stopped when he said "family" 🤣
@IRanOutOfPhrases
10 ай бұрын
"Criminal defense attorney" is legitimately honorable and 'American' in nature. "For one family" immediately erases all that, lol
@billcosby9999
10 ай бұрын
Nah for on family means da Boi is making BANK
@DrDeuteron
9 ай бұрын
Bad da bingo
@mikl12354
Жыл бұрын
What got me was the “For One Family”
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
LA familia
@haventthoughtofanameyet6364
2 жыл бұрын
That family has a new much quieter lawyer. This lawyer was never seen again.
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Sense of humor
@justinwiechmann1035
2 жыл бұрын
And next thing you know this comedian never appears on stage anywhere again
@kylepomeroy73
2 жыл бұрын
Saul out there doing the lords work
@jadenclark8588
2 жыл бұрын
that second "okay" sent me💀
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Standard reaction
@mpnaguilar
2 жыл бұрын
I bet he regrets asking him that question but then proceeded to ask for what family!🙈🙉🙊
@Hereforthecomments1
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s like the last thing I would ask🤣
@JokeWRLD
10 ай бұрын
He represents Art Vandelay
@ashleydowney482
2 жыл бұрын
Actual Saul Goodman
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Hollywood fiction
@Worldconc
Жыл бұрын
One family??? This family out 6 there committing crime on a daily or what???
@lancermaza6726
2 жыл бұрын
Family? Import/ export business? ... way too sketchy for me
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Governmental regulations
@Chrisarequipa80
2 жыл бұрын
This combo can go wrong in about 5 secs
@FireStar-gz2ry
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he is smiling and laughing means that if he gets up, you you wont make it far 😂😂
@brickman3641
2 жыл бұрын
Criminal defense attorney does not mean defends criminals, it means defends people accused of being criminals by our bipolar psychotic mentally ill government law enforcement. Now the whole part about just being a lawyer for one particular family, does raise the odds that he's just defending criminals... Very successful criminals.
@adamtellier997
2 жыл бұрын
See how defense laywers are portrayed on tv and tell me theres not a problem in this country.
@Awen_newA
2 жыл бұрын
Of course it is not 100% how the comedian rephrases it. However, he's a comedian at work. That was instant material for his stand-up. Good improv!
@trinidaddy
2 жыл бұрын
@@adamtellier997 I don't think television is evidence or indicative of anything in the real world. Get a grip.
@beishtkione24
2 жыл бұрын
@@trinidaddy actually it does. The same with the 2020 BLM riots that murdered dozens of people, caused tens of thousands of assaults, billions of dollars in damages all over a junkie that overdosed and the media and people like you, labeled it "mostly peaceful".
@adamtellier997
2 жыл бұрын
@@trinidaddy defense lawyers are portrayed horribly and people think horribly of them. Look at what's happening with how many plea deals people are almost forced to take in real life bc it's better than detained, pre-trial and serving longer than might have actually been the sentence carried out. I'm not getting anything from tv. I'm saying that people have terrible impressions of these people when all they try to do is defend someone who may or may not be guilty. Meanwhile half of those attorneys couldn't afford their own services if they needed it. But just by your comment, I wouldn't expect you to understand the nuance in what i'm trying to say. Just a sad, low information, internet opinion that you have. Yikes.
@thetruth9405
2 жыл бұрын
To bad he won't be around for long. He's gonna be imported then exported. 😆
@KumeTheWolf
2 жыл бұрын
Great joke and he probably got it, but if he's admitting what he does, he actually probably does work for an insanely rich family that keeps getting accused of tax fraud or something lol. Imagine being able to make a living defending one family.
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
You generally don't need a criminal defense attorney for text fraud. It sounds like it's more than that😣
@donacianoquarnstrom966
2 жыл бұрын
Criminal attorney’s don’t “defend criminals” all the time. Sometimes those “criminals” in court are wrongfully accused of the crime.
@Bhutchin09
2 жыл бұрын
What?
@donacianoquarnstrom966
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bhutchin09 a criminal attorney isn’t always defending criminals. Sometimes criminal attorneys defend people who’re wrongfully accused of the crime
@Bhutchin09
2 жыл бұрын
@xXGaugedXx no jackass, he edited his comment. Before it was worded in a completely nonsensical way.
@Bhutchin09
2 жыл бұрын
@@donacianoquarnstrom966 obviously. Don’t try to edit your comment then respond to me as if what I asked made no sense.
@donacianoquarnstrom966
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bhutchin09 it still should’ve made sensed to you lol,
@MapleNewf
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I always thought as a youngster that it immediately meant they would lose in court “I’m a criminal defence attorney” - So you defend criminals? “Correct” - Alright, I hereby sentence your client to __ years “But why?” - You just said he’s a criminal, if he was innocent you wouldn’t be here *Instant Loss*
@ShlerpCat
2 жыл бұрын
This guy don’t like the fifth amendment
@AudunWangen
2 жыл бұрын
Nor the 6th
@markbeeley3282
2 жыл бұрын
He defends people accused of crimes.
@AudunWangen
2 жыл бұрын
...which is actually an admirable job, unless one thinks that we DON'T have a 6th amendment right to counsel.
@tjsbbi
2 жыл бұрын
@@AudunWangen Yeah but it's definitely sus if a family has one on permanent retainer.
@AudunWangen
2 жыл бұрын
@@tjsbbi I agree, unless you have a family of activists/1st amendment auditors. Then it would make perfect sense.
@trinidaddy
2 жыл бұрын
@@AudunWangen I don't know many 1st amendment auditors or activists in the "import/export business" rich enough to keep a lawyer.
@AudunWangen
2 жыл бұрын
@@trinidaddy I know of quite a few 1st amendment auditors with over 100 000 subscribers and millions of views. Most of them actually have web shops where you can buy swag, and they ship internationally. Some are also family, like San Joaquin Valley Transparency and San Joaquin Junior or Amaganset Press and Watching the Watchmen. I get what you mean, though 😁
@paulbrower1812
Жыл бұрын
Import/export is crazy haha textbook mob cover story
@MorbidKat
2 жыл бұрын
That's a quick way to find out your bf has served time 🤣💀
@BilltheFifth
Жыл бұрын
It's like he went to the barber shop and asked for them to give him the most horrific haircut possible.
@wazega3610
2 жыл бұрын
literally el chapos lawyer
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
El chapo's lawyer has relocated, permanently
@mattwilliams5368
2 жыл бұрын
Without defense attorneys innocent people be put in jail.If you don't like legal loopholes close them,if not then shut up
@derekwagstaff9279
2 жыл бұрын
You must be great at parties
@mattwilliams5368
2 жыл бұрын
@@derekwagstaff9279 depends on who I am partying with.People with a sense of humor with laughter in there hearts are a blast!Those who cannot tell the difference between a light good natured jab and a full on hook are zero fun.
@derekwagstaff9279
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattwilliams5368 went right over your head
@grimtheRD
2 жыл бұрын
Asks what family and he just vaguely states what category of business they're in yeah that's definitely some Mafia shit
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
That organization does not exist. Just something Hollywood and the government has made up
@alexanderg9265
Жыл бұрын
The amount of people who don’t realize what stand up comedy is and are treating what this guy says as a sermon or a political speech actually baffles me 🤣💀
@nickpurdy69
2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this guy even said all that out loud in front of that many people. It's either untrue, or very...very stupid of him
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
Seriously right
@MrNH718
11 ай бұрын
Lots of wealthy families have attorneys exclusive to them but its the fact he's specifically criminal defense. Like how many crimes can one family commit for real. 😂😂 And "import/export"? Dude is definitely the personal attorney for a cartel family
@David-it9ls
2 жыл бұрын
I'm curious if he ran off the stage after
@choppatool
Жыл бұрын
criminals have constitutional rights guys. criminal defense attorneys are not evil, they wnsire due process and make sure inoccent people don't fucking rot in jail
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
You mean the innocent have constitutional rights. Once you're proven guilty as a criminal you lose most your constitutional rights
@kanishkmair2920
11 ай бұрын
Wow, Jeff found Marty Byrde
@francisphillipeck4272
2 жыл бұрын
He said for one family. Meaning the mafia.
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
That organization does not exist. Something made up by the government and Hollywood
@BeyondEcho95
10 ай бұрын
"For one family," Yeah I'm picking on someone else
@amandaking6653
10 ай бұрын
Seriously thought he missed the "for one family" for a second 😮
@SSSNNNNAAAAKKEEE
2 жыл бұрын
Rumor says he (the comedian), was never found after this day. RIP
@kstar1489
2 жыл бұрын
People didn’t hear what he said fully and started clapping
@gropadooper8903
2 жыл бұрын
This attorney is dumb. But the comedian I think put too much shade on this guy. Criminal defense attorneys are crucial for our law system to work, they have saved many innocent people from being put in jail for false accusations. They also have a bad rep cause you know…. They have to defend obviously guilty people
@treychastain4686
2 жыл бұрын
They also protect the criminals from the government stepping all over their rights
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
These are jokes. You must be a lot of fun at a party
@BurpleBrink
2 жыл бұрын
That type of audience member is a gift to a stand up actor. Wish I saw more
@yuan2563
2 жыл бұрын
This is so funny 😂
@AudunWangen
2 жыл бұрын
He suggests that some people shouldn't have a 6th amendment right to counsel, which is preposterous. I don't find that funny at all.
@rajeshkoothrapali3489
2 жыл бұрын
holy fucking hell, i simply cannot comprehend this.
@alexgaeckle1540
10 ай бұрын
Criminal defense lawyers are in all actuality one of the hardest jobs to do. Praise them. Not every person who needs defending in court are guilty. Please keep that in mind. Not everyone who appears in a criminal court are criminals.
@jessicadoner8407
10 ай бұрын
No one will acknowledge that, because people are brainless sheep nowadays. No discernment. I saw a meme last week that said “can we please stop humanizing criminals”…like what in the actual F. They are humans.
@1508djg
10 ай бұрын
Why would he admit the one-family thing?!!
@10RRASK
10 ай бұрын
Import/export you say? Must be Art Vandelay’s lawyer.
@omarei
10 ай бұрын
Beat me to it.
@TheNINDLE
2 жыл бұрын
Mr Goodman
@michaeltoney2277
2 жыл бұрын
For ONE family
@lucas02389
2 жыл бұрын
Saul Goodman
@chrisu1809
2 жыл бұрын
family more like mob
@hodgecs
Жыл бұрын
This guy needs a Netflix special.
@ryb1654
10 ай бұрын
? He sucks
@HugoSanchez-eb2pz
2 жыл бұрын
Cartels aren’t 1 organization, there’s thousands of cartels
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
No not really there's only a handful of main cartels in the world
@ctoleson
2 жыл бұрын
Big fan so far. Saw you on Reddit and I look forward to full shows!
@kellynolen498
Жыл бұрын
come on guy criminal defence is admirable the protect the innocent and give the guilty a fair shake now i dont exactly expect the richest ones to be inocent but the fact hes for one family is the funny/scetchy part your family gets into trouble alot huh
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
Most of the time they don't bring charges against somebody unless they're guilty because it's very expensive to do so
@13strong
Жыл бұрын
@@77Avadon77 Well, that's not fucking true at all.
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
@@13strong No it's mostly true. If you look at most criminal cases there is overwhelming evidence against the defendent, even if sometimes the defendent doesn't do time or charges are dropped.
@Ali-ws3xo
Жыл бұрын
لا إله إلا اللّه محمد رسول اللّه
@chuckhunter77
2 жыл бұрын
Found you on Reddit, but it took forever to find your name. I really had to dig through comments to find it. Good stuff, man. I subscribed.
@Ak-xq6gb
2 жыл бұрын
He is op on the Reddit, so you could just click on his profile
@SmashPortal
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ak-xq6gb old.reddit doesn't show bio/social links on profile, so anyone using old.reddit would have to know to switch to new.reddit to find that stuff. I only knew he had a KZitem channel because someone in the thread I saw mentioned his social links.
@greatestflames9199
Жыл бұрын
rip this man.
@spectre9340
2 жыл бұрын
When he said "import/export business", my mind immediately went to drug smuggling lmao
@KSealedvsK
2 жыл бұрын
Human trafficking....
@baron6797
2 жыл бұрын
That attorney is their attorney till the day he dies, regardless of the how...
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Correct
@velcro-is-a-rip-off
2 жыл бұрын
You aren't smart enough to do this
@mikepayne1851
2 жыл бұрын
FOR ONE FAMILY?!?!?! LOL
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
La familia
@theart9163
2 жыл бұрын
...for one family.
@drron5608
Жыл бұрын
This was the last show jeff was ever seen at
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Never the innocents
@thehorizontries4759
10 ай бұрын
Just remember he doesn’t just work for one family, but he defends one family in their CRIMINAL TRIALS. what one family has that many criminal accusations against them?
@dugw15
11 ай бұрын
Criminal defense law is valuable work. The accused are not criminals until they're convicted, and many people accused are NOT guilty. And some who are guilty don't deserve the maximum sentence. A good criminal defense attorney makes sure their client's case is well-argued. Let the jury decide.
@buzza2077
2 жыл бұрын
Hillary has three. What does that tell you.
@B-Smalls
Жыл бұрын
Someone just got wacked.....
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Never the Innocents
@tylerandsandiescott2893
2 жыл бұрын
Funny shit
@h3ck774
2 жыл бұрын
Those are literally the only Cool lawyers god imagine if he said DA office prosecutor
@robboss1839
2 жыл бұрын
Tell me your a piece of shit without telling me your a piece of shit. The only layer type you like is the scummiest one. Respect some elder-law and personal injury
@mrstatestheobvious
2 жыл бұрын
He thinks its a bad thing being the person who gives proper representation to those “ACCUSED”?
@artemchubarov3421
2 жыл бұрын
And the next thing you know he dissapears and there is no next show
@chrisryan3918
11 ай бұрын
What’s douche. He had to throw in the one family part. He couldn’t just leave it as criminal defense attorney. He obviously doesn’t feel his own self worth if he has to shoot for clout
@Tyler-jd3ex
Жыл бұрын
Criminals deserve to be represented too! 😂 Well, those charged with crimes - they’re not always guilty as charged.
@shit_tiger
11 ай бұрын
That whole crowd started clapping waaaayyy too early 💀
@LiveFreeCODHard
10 ай бұрын
He technically is doing the lords work. I mean who did Jesus surround himself and defend more than anyone. The degenerates of that day.
@illuminatedzach4206
10 ай бұрын
The downside of the job is pretty much every case, He’s also the defendant. Except he wishes goes to jail when he loses.
@KandyGRL2U
8 ай бұрын
And just casually at a comedy show??? I call 🧢. Somebody been rehearsing lines at home
@yestheycan
2 жыл бұрын
Insane applause break lmao
@bronsonrodriguez3310
10 ай бұрын
If you really work for one family, you don’t advertise it like that… you just say… attorney.
@mr.t6097
9 ай бұрын
I call BS.. guys pretty loose lips for someone involved in a field that values discretion
@Mikeoxlong1007
2 жыл бұрын
The look of.. I’m not sure you know what you’re calling for…
@monkeytoes1155
2 жыл бұрын
Dude definitely dosnt have his job now
@curdmegeonlawyerCLE
Жыл бұрын
Lifetime job
@ethanporto1745
8 ай бұрын
That’s a shitty lawyer to disclose even that much. I’m sure the family he protects is far worse than he is tho
@indigox2119
9 ай бұрын
Any criminal defense attourney is entirely more moralful than those pressing charges
@mike3963
2 жыл бұрын
Because you don’t necessarily know if they’re a criminal yet? Average people need someone to represent them because they went to school to understand the law.
@andrepalomaro353
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah don’t worry I’m pretty sure, most people get that. However there are a lot more guilty people than innocent lmao.
@vijaypanthayi4040
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe because it’s a freakin comedy show and he’s making jokes?…
@HuLiiiii
2 жыл бұрын
mb waste management in nj?
@MidnightV6
9 ай бұрын
Yeah cartel family lawyers tell people what they do on comedy shows all the time, nothing fake here
@adammiller8096
Жыл бұрын
When you find out your boyfriend is Tom Hagen attorney for the Corleone crime family.
@PartTimeIowa
10 ай бұрын
Headline: Criminal defense attorney murdered in bathroom of comedy club
@nonst8
2 жыл бұрын
For one family
@MrRmmk1
10 ай бұрын
Import export business lmaoo i know thats a refernce but i forget from where
@susansmith493
Жыл бұрын
This guy never hearing the words "criminal defense attorney" is strange. He's a defense attorney in the criminal court.
@Kefka2010
Жыл бұрын
Apparently this comedian believes you're guilty until proven innocent.
@tuckerhardie4154
Жыл бұрын
I think its less the fact that hes a defense attorney and more so that hes one for 1 family. Hes on retainer for criminal defense cases of 1 family. His initial comedic reaction, though ignorant in practice was for laughs. The 1 family is sus lol
@Kefka2010
Жыл бұрын
@@tuckerhardie4154 I agree that 1 family is a little sus but homie got upset the moment he found out he was a defense attorney.
@77Avadon77
Жыл бұрын
@@tuckerhardie4154 Exactly how could you make a Living doing it for one family unless you know that they are doing something very wrong most of the time
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