That's what STAX is for, baby! Can't get off a cast trigger if you CAN'T CAST IT!!!!
@BloodyMistGeneral
Ай бұрын
As an Eldrazi player, I hate that I'm agreeing with you.
@alexanderficken9354
Ай бұрын
void mirror funny
@crazasta5290
Ай бұрын
@@alexanderficken9354 void mirror sadly can just basically be ignored by any colorless player that brought multiple colored mana sources anyway because they knew it exists. Against all the colorless players that didn't plan for it, still hilarious. lol
@emoteen011
Ай бұрын
stax BAYBEEE
@bradsimpson8724
Ай бұрын
When I swing my lead pipe at the Eldrazi player, I make sure to get the STAX player with the backswing.
@johnsmith-dn8kv
Ай бұрын
My local pods have all just calmly decided Eldrazi 'players' no longer have rights. The slivers have been granted a brief reprieve.
@bradsimpson8724
Ай бұрын
I have a WUBRG Sliver Overlord deck that sees a fair amount of play, but even I'm not degenerate enough to build Eldrazi.
@echochildus2441
Ай бұрын
@@bradsimpson8724 I will be once mh3 comes out. I regret nothing.
@rammyrump2251
Ай бұрын
@@bradsimpson8724 i wanted to play one back in the day but i genuinely fear the hate that it'll swing my way. most eldrazi seem so goddamn strong (tbh lore wise makes sense but still though?)
@kiraxbara456blitz6
Ай бұрын
@@bradsimpson8724slivers get too much flak when other tribes are much better now
@johnsmith-dn8kv
Ай бұрын
@@kiraxbara456blitz6 Most people got their first truly unstoppable tribal asskickings from sliver, myself included. Hence, trauma.
I support the monsterfucker alliance, they're weird but they're chill
@thewaterguy5741
Ай бұрын
Jeremy is allowed to be correct this one time
@kartenkaterkp2076
Ай бұрын
At least the first ability will target the green player most of the time
@nickolas8890
Ай бұрын
Not me. I fully plan to look the combo player dead in the eye, and ask if they feel lucky
@dontmisunderstand6041
Ай бұрын
Functionally, what's the difference between annihilator 7 on a 14/14 and annihilator 15 on a 22/22? Nothing, that's what. You still won't kill it with damage and you still don't get to own things when it swings at you either way.
@TheGodofbadideas
Ай бұрын
@dontmisunderstand6041 As a goosmother player, I laugh at this. The Honkening can reliably take a 14/14 in combat and shit out enough food to feed that sacrifice 7 trigger without having to lose an important permanent.
@Fabiundso
Ай бұрын
Or the red player for blasphemous act. :s
@dontmisunderstand6041
Ай бұрын
@@TheGodofbadideas And in that scenario, you also don't care about the 22/22 with annihilator 15. They're functionally the same. A deck that can handle one handles the other too.
@simplegarak
Ай бұрын
**Looks at dragon deck with earthquake dragon** Heh. We're all in danger.
@justinbowman1342
Ай бұрын
Me, the Ur-Dragon player: I'm sorry
@Master26Productions
Ай бұрын
Me playing my Sea Serpent tribal deck and dooming us all...
@simplegarak
Ай бұрын
"Gentlemen, it's been an honor serving with you all." **Pulls out Chello.**
@Blackcatgamer90
Ай бұрын
Me the the degenerate enough to play it : I am in danger
@devonfernandez9638
Ай бұрын
“Go ahead! Clear my whole board, I want it nice and empty for when I climb over this table and…” Sides current status report: circling Jupiter…
@Ki113r210
Ай бұрын
"or worse Nebraska" brother we just trying to live here 😭
@beware3586
Ай бұрын
Stationed at Offutt here. Ya why though? The weather is awful. Constantly going back and forth between soup and a deep freezer even during months it shouldn't be. This place has me in a perpetual state of getting a free sex change every time it gets cold and having a lovely river going my ass crack when its not. I seriously never knew that "sticky" was a state of being the day after dodging mother natures golf game and an angry wind mommy stealing my neighbors roof. And to top it off the entire state is private property so I couldn't go outside even if I wanted too.
@lashedsuns4529
Ай бұрын
@@beware3586 Sure, but it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the humidity/wind 😬 In all seriousness, though, some of us like it here. I personally love it! Though, I've never claimed to be the brightest crayon in the box.
@jeremyfoote2592
Ай бұрын
You can hate on my Earthquake Dragon all you like… but those wings are damn *majestic*.
@horabfibslager8762
Ай бұрын
"i don't know who's sacrificing two permanents just to look at this" golgari players: please allow us to introduce ourselves
@williamdrum9899
Ай бұрын
Well it's either sac 2 now or sac a lot more to annihilator
@bealtaine2373
Ай бұрын
*joins you in Orzhov*
@7darkshadow
19 күн бұрын
Joins in abzan
@Azrage
Ай бұрын
He's called the Defiler for a reason.
@pketr5
Ай бұрын
If you are wondering which part of the video this person is talking about, the answer is all of it, but especially the last part. Also you weren't wondering. You already knew that.
@RoxyGotMoxy.
Ай бұрын
Ulamog the "Yamete Kudasai Tentacle-san!"
@byronsmothers8064
Ай бұрын
The sad part, that effect that checks the exiled cards, there's a land printed that can temporarily put an eldrazi into exile, sometimes long enough for them to have Ulamog enter, in case they don't trust you to boost their spaghetti horror monster big enough to curb stomp you.
@MusicoftheDamned
Ай бұрын
It's even worse really. Given that for some dumb reason it counts *all* cards in exile no matter how they got there when it enters, any deck with this Ulamog as its Commander gets a stupidly big boost from just playing any of the hyper-efficient and very inexpensive colorless graveyard hate that exiles entire graveyards that it was likely already going to play by virtue of being colorless. Hope you like to be in a position where getting hit by Tormod's Crypt loses you the game despite not even being a graveyard-based deck and despite managing to block the stupid cast trigger. The situation where the +1/+1 counters are tied directly to its Annihilator value even if it gets them later is just as bad.
@byronsmothers8064
Ай бұрын
@@MusicoftheDamned the regret when you bajuka bog the reanimator player, and the colorless player drops this from hand. Is graveyard hate becoming a liability?
@MusicoftheDamned
Ай бұрын
@@byronsmothers8064 Given all the power sprint--it's hardly "creep" at this point even with "F.I.R.E." supposedly dead--with the game, I can unfortunately see more and more designs being made where graveyard hate either becomes easier and easier to get around, just outright doesn't matter, or even backfires like with this card.
@Heroism4499
Ай бұрын
As someone who's been in Nebraska: checks out
@Zeckenschwarm
Ай бұрын
The worst thing about this card is the counting you gotta do if you're hit with the "exile half of their deck" ability. Honestly, I'd ask the table if I can just eyeball it.
@bradsimpson8724
Ай бұрын
If someone were to roll up to our table with this sumbitch, we'd make them count out half the deck.
@MonsterMasher137
Ай бұрын
My Eldrazi playing friend would make me count to add insult to injury
@josephkehler5241
Ай бұрын
Split it into two piles and try and slide one card Over from one pile to the next When you can't, they're equal That's What I do whenever I need to half a deck. Usually simple and fast when you get the hang of it
@violethevile1256
Ай бұрын
It’s pretty quick to subtract the number of cards in play (including your commander) from 100 then divide what you get honestly, but being singled out to do it feels bigoted still
@camthehorrorfan
Ай бұрын
I already know I'll be the biggest threat at the table playing Eldrazi, so if I can get the chance to drop this onto my board and booger flick half of someone's library into the aether, I'll gladly do so. Anything for the Ulamussy 👀
@GasperV0
Ай бұрын
It takes a naive soul to look at that and not immediately assume they're being topped, those tentacles are coming for (and in) you brother
@CassandraHearts
Ай бұрын
@@GasperV0 Watch and learn, coward.
@CassandraHearts
Ай бұрын
I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING LEGS
@bealtaine2373
Ай бұрын
oh... oh no
@hunterjoverstreet
Ай бұрын
Stifle effects have never been more important
@onewholeegg
Ай бұрын
I felt attacked by the Earthquake Dragon bit, and then immediately vindicated. A rollercoaster of emotion 10/10 baldmound moment
@FFKonoko
Ай бұрын
It IS cool. It's just also going to be everyone's problem.
@wintras6664
Ай бұрын
I live in Nebraska and I keep needing to direct big creatures to where they can buy farming equipment
@samuelpage5409
Ай бұрын
Oh my God, look! It's a Swords to Plowshares!
@Ganurath
Ай бұрын
Nebraska mentioned! For valid reasons, too.
@zackkelley2940
Ай бұрын
I don't get it... Nebraska is nice enough. Why not send them to something like Detroit or New York?
@RyanMahurin
Ай бұрын
Honestly, Detroit makes more sense, cause you can’t have shit in Detroit, like how your library will end up.
@Ganurath
Ай бұрын
@@zackkelley2940 Nebraska is the state with the most hate groups per capita in the United States. It's not nice; it's *quiet* in the way that Roose "Our Blades Are Sharp" Bolton prefers his realm.
@__-nd5qi
Ай бұрын
Finally my sliver deck is reasonable :)
@Set666Abominae
Ай бұрын
As a Sliver player, no it isn’t.
@zackkelley2940
Ай бұрын
Slivers aren't UN-reasonable. The problem is slivers only have TWO modes. 1. Get repeatedly choke-slammed before they can do anything. 2. Steamroll the table There is no third mode.
@Garwinium
Ай бұрын
@zackkelley2940 real, if your table is actually running removal and counterspells in healthy amounts all of it is going at your first sliver until it costs 19.3 mana to cast from the command zone
@ERBanmech
Ай бұрын
@@zackkelley2940well yeah they’re usually stuck in an “enemy of the table” scenario either they fly and no one can stop them or they flop and are the first one to die. Because everyone knows slivers are deadly when they pop off. No one cares if the beamtown bullies guy is sitting on “you lose buttons” for the whole table, slivers are a huge threat that have to be dealt with in the eyes of most.
@cassweatherwax9559
Ай бұрын
hot take, allow the silver players sometimes but they are contractually obligated to kill the eldrazi player first
@boredmagala5701
Ай бұрын
Nebraska really is just the blind eternities huh
@TheBloodswordsman
Ай бұрын
Mans really just said "Yes, I will sacrifice two of my friends to get at the Ulamussy".
@angelovanderstad2264
Ай бұрын
with MH3 comeing out my table has declared there will be no eldrazi decks at our table
@Blackcatgamer90
Ай бұрын
Can I join with my hentai noodles deck mister
@Hayao0569
Ай бұрын
Was not expecting to get called out with that Omaha comment 😂
@HeraldOfOpera
Ай бұрын
Who's sacrificing two permanents? The Aristocrats!
@kellyhoesing2573
Ай бұрын
Can confirm, will be using this card in Nebraska
@dagdamor1
Ай бұрын
Alien scholars are going to consider MaldHound videos the final boss of Earthology exams because of how many references are unleashed upon them within the space of a few minutes.
@DragonMan5643
Ай бұрын
As a Nebraskan, yes, I will take every one of those cards and squirrel them away in the Sandhills.
@rammyrump2251
Ай бұрын
Getting Ulamogged would certainly be an experience that you could write down in the books
@michaelmarsh1723
Ай бұрын
As a 'Mogger, I approve
@Discollama217
Ай бұрын
This man will bang unspeakable horrors beyond existence as we know it, but he won't touch Nethroi. Sir, that tongue is capable of reaching your blind eternities, how can you say no?!
@hellraak356
Ай бұрын
I like that he’s standing there like the guy in gladiator ‘’ are you not entertained ‘’
@Starman_Dx
Ай бұрын
The wisdom of Jeremy can not be question. There is no fault to be found in his words.
@Mythda
Ай бұрын
hello again. once more i have returned to ask for Jaxis, The Troublemaker. i'll see you in the next roast.
@CrunchBar-qe5fw
13 күн бұрын
"Nothing is stopping this person from stancing up..." Adric, Disallow, Whirlwind Denial, etc.
@redhunter9669
Ай бұрын
I told them. I told them that eldrazi support would grant me unimaginable power. They didn’t believe me, but now I’ll show them all!!
@charlieawerbuch5352
Ай бұрын
"Because a cast trigger means no counter spell" Stifle exists for a reason.
@dontmisunderstand6041
Ай бұрын
Tishana's Tidebinder is also genuinely one of the best spells featuring the word "counter". You're genuinely making a mistake running counterspells in a deck without including it.
@RevRott
Ай бұрын
Love spaghetti dad's pose in this art, too, he knows what he is.
@theundergrad5994
Ай бұрын
“Lance Armstrong yourself just to look at this” 😂😂 too freaking clever
@jcstaff1007
Ай бұрын
We all gonna switch from counter spells to stifles. Dockside? Stifle. Eternal Witness loops? Stifle. This? Stifle. There’s a few flexible two mana ones.
@FanOfMostEverything
Ай бұрын
And crap like this is why they printed Consign to Memory in the same set to eat the Eldrazi and the trigger in one convenient package. There's just the small matter of drawing it...
@hawkticus_history_corner
9 күн бұрын
And needing to play Blue. You would think they had learned their lesson about idiotically overturned Eldrazi with the first Emrakul but no.
@xMareZx
Ай бұрын
Best card ever deserved his best short ever
@Lyth13
Ай бұрын
Video one of asking for Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm
@DragonMan5643
Ай бұрын
He's got a video already, it's still om his TikTok but hasn't been uploaded to KZitem yet.
@Lyth13
Ай бұрын
@@DragonMan5643 ah, gotcha
@voidmaster6353
Ай бұрын
TENTACLES~
@RoxyGotMoxy.
Ай бұрын
MMMMFFFFPGGHHH
@brianblank9921
Ай бұрын
Just absolutely fantastic as usual brother. You're the best! Great video as usual!
@TaosoftheVoid
Ай бұрын
So, I recently acquired a collection someone had of cards and have been absent mindedly setting aside every discard spell in black for a deck dedicated to sitting in my messenger bag until the local Eldrazi player sits down with that Eldrazi deck again. *I will make sure if that card is ever in hand, it's getting discarded. Same as the other titans.*
@NaokiKurogra
Ай бұрын
I assume this isn't Commander, since otherwise your discard only postpones the arrival of the lovecraftian horrors while hoping someone in the pod beats him down before then.
@TaosoftheVoid
Ай бұрын
@@NaokiKurogra Wrong! It is commander and I'll be beating them to death! Tourach gains counters when an opponent discards a card. It ain't even about winning really, just stopping Eldrazi shenanigans
@paulcurran302
Ай бұрын
Imagine the Mimeoplasm player hitting this and a Ghalta, even without the cast trigger it’ll get annihilator 24 😵💫 then equip a lightning greaves and destroy a person’s entire board state
@1krani
Ай бұрын
Can we get a roast of Lazav, the Multifarious? After all, he's the EDH equivalent of slowly building a shiv out of whatever materials you can find near your cell.
@MaximumOvercricket
Ай бұрын
I got snuck upon by a Lazav the other day. Taught me to always check before playing dredge the mire. Here I am, excited to see what stupid shenanigans I can pull off with everyone else's cards. I wasn't expecting anyone to be running Phage the Untouchable. Honestly, kind of on me, but only in a Lazav deck, fr.
@MitchT97
Ай бұрын
I may or may not be making a commander deck with this lil guy as my commander. And it has ways to boost his counters, copy him as non legendary, and double up on annihilator. It’s beautiful
@anorkweirdboy
Ай бұрын
Ulamog be praised! Hail the mighty Eldrazi gods! Long live the holy union of Kozilek and Ulamog!
@Rascus75
Ай бұрын
I was iffy about running stifle effects in my sultai deck; now I am certain. Turning that thing into a vanilla 7/7 sounds like living the dream.
@derekpowersblight
Ай бұрын
Nebraskamog the Omaha
@CarterCat60
Ай бұрын
Putting this in my exile matters deck
@Hiromesho
Ай бұрын
Earthquake dragon has great art ^^
@YoungProfessorUtonium
Ай бұрын
Straight into my Rocco, Street Chef deck, my friend.
@learntoplaymagic5202
Ай бұрын
Stifle wants to talk to you about that first line
@giovannirocket9954
Ай бұрын
Eldrazi are the modded Mario Kart track with Oops All Blue Shells in the item boxes. Ulamog is just Dokapon Kingdom.
@gatherer818
Ай бұрын
Gonna put this in my Skullbriar deck with every "if you would put counters, put more" effect printed in green and white
@arancourt5623
Ай бұрын
Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper! My first MTG deck was the Sek'Kuar precon. Show the Orc some love!
@JosekTheNecromancer
Ай бұрын
As a Nebraskan I can confirm
@RhysticTutor1
Ай бұрын
So who remembers that Ulalek and Echoes of Eternity are also in this set?
@VolanWark
Ай бұрын
I feel very called out by you flashing up a map of Omaha
@leozmaxwelljilliumz3360
Ай бұрын
" theres an entire category devoted to it for a reason" 😂 pretty much lost count at this point asking for galadriel, light of valinor but im thinking its 20 times
@MattCorrales
Ай бұрын
I’m stoked to have pulled one this morning. 😂 pure evil and I love it
@deusexmachina3047
Ай бұрын
I'd love if you could cover Ulalek. Ulalek is the tiktok influencer of Eldrazi, giving a good offer and having a bunch of underpaid shmucks who double it and pass it to the next Eldrazi.
@aablanco48
Ай бұрын
he alredy covered Ulalek
@b_rant_gaming8835
Ай бұрын
Fun fact: Ulalek would double the triggered ability of ulamog and exile someone’s entire library
@Xonides
Ай бұрын
Summary Dismissal has entered the chat
@siderthedoor6798
Ай бұрын
It gets worse when you realize the last line specifies just ulamog so it applies to the other version as well
@syrelian
Ай бұрын
Tishana's Tide Binder and Stifle laughing like "We can stop this shit" and then remembering you still gotta deal with the actual big fucker coming down
@LibertyMonk
Ай бұрын
Cast triggers *can* be stifled, but then the creature still resolves.
@spikysmoothness
Ай бұрын
It's true the Earthquake dragon does look sick as hell
@7upac
Ай бұрын
Consign to memory and void rend are your new best friends!
@Dovahninja
Ай бұрын
Yup, this is going right in Animar and I am casting it for free every time. And then, i'm going to bounce it back to my hand AND EXILE HALF YOUR LIBRARY AGAIN!
@LapanNaxela
Ай бұрын
remember that the commander of the new eldrazi deck can double triggers, so for just two more mana this will exile an entire library
@toddpacker1015
Ай бұрын
No, you would exile half their library twice
@The_Nerd_King
Ай бұрын
Cast triggers are what stifle is for!
@jaceg810
Ай бұрын
"Fuck blue players, since nothing is stopping them" This is why stifle and effects that read "exile all spells and abilities" exist
@Dekaar
Ай бұрын
I am still majorly surprised that nobody sees him as a prime target for reanimator decks. Fill your yard with him and big stuff, deathrite shaman says hi, then put him on the battlefield... turn. three.
@GM_Diesel
Ай бұрын
Just getting into Pauper EDH and was hoping for a General Marhault Elsdragon roast 🙏🏼🔥
@canolathra6865
Ай бұрын
Combine it with a ton of colorless cost reduction, the new card that doubles eldrazi triggers, and one of the cheap counterspells that return the countered spell to owner's hand, and you can eliminate two whole libraries in one turn for the low low cost of just a few colorless and probably a blue or two.
@Ulluroo
Ай бұрын
Not my Earthquake Dragon!
@itachiuchiha329
Ай бұрын
The more interesting part about this card is if you flicker it it’ll see itself in exile and come in with 10 +1/+1 counters, assuming it’s the biggest thing in exile.
@jameskimbro4533
Ай бұрын
I’m just gonna keep a summary dismissal in my sleeve for now on.
@Darnokin
Ай бұрын
I intend on running this in my vorinclex, monstrous raider deck
@ketchumall8243
Ай бұрын
"Cast trigger means no counterspells" Whirlwind Denial would like a word with you. I'll counter your spell and all triggers that came from it in one blow.
@XYGamingRemedyG
Ай бұрын
👀 this guy looks DANGEROUS buddy
@Dietchapstick
Ай бұрын
If the annihilator was equal to the greatest cmc in exile that would already be nuts but brother proliferate exists
@Smokin_Choochang
21 күн бұрын
Someone plopped down an ulamog while I was playing gruul stompy. Let’s just say, they found my ghalta, got 12 counters, gave em haste, next upkeep I had zero permanents. It means war.
@jakeszig
Ай бұрын
Umbris fear manifest would love this card in the 99
@grantmurdock7385
Ай бұрын
Blue players: stifle effects looking better all the time.
@9imtheking
Ай бұрын
Man seeing two eldrazi players play would be wild
@NarwhalAssassin
Ай бұрын
That Lance Armstrong comment made me spit out my drink
@trevorfaber1694
Ай бұрын
As someone from Nebraska...how dare he diss exile like that!
@prestontrammell9907
Ай бұрын
Nothing named “the Defiler” is ever not getting it.
@Linosek279
Ай бұрын
I like that Jimmy is a Timmy here
@valerius88
Ай бұрын
That's it, I'm bringing Discontinuity into every deck I make from now on.
@jeremyklotz5803
Ай бұрын
Earthquake dragon looks sick
@sable-eyesonixdragon8642
Ай бұрын
that mofo will be a centerpiece in my Animar +1/+1 counters deck.
@ragnar3434
Ай бұрын
This card is so rude man. I love it. It even forces you to look at all the cards they made you exile and pick out the coolest one, the memory of which they will use to beat you to death. You get to marinate in that shit. Don't like it? Sac two permanents. Amazing work.
@DigitalPorygon2Kanto1998
Ай бұрын
My Villian arc has already begun i triggered this mans cast ability x3 with Echoes of enternity and the new eldrazi commander. Im no longer to play with my pod until i get a new deck
@Tonz_of_Fun
Ай бұрын
I could use this in green but, I will use it in my Umbris deck because I want a big, spooky horror.
@TheAdaoo7
Ай бұрын
Im just gonna assume any of my friends that cop this are gonna be so unga bunga about it they're not gonna think to put coloured lands in their mana base so im just gonna keep that void mirror on me at all times
@fenris2210
Ай бұрын
I am just going to stand over here quietly with my Animar, Soul of Elements deck…
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