Oh good, the time travel worked, I'm back in 2010, I CAN WARN EVERYONE
@mikewood8815
4 ай бұрын
2010 was 3 years from now... im sorry for you abyss
@Logan7281X
4 ай бұрын
Don't spoil the surprise!!
@DS-gc7vg
4 ай бұрын
Please save us all.
@AlokSharma1
4 ай бұрын
Don’t trust Elon
@hhiippiittyy
4 ай бұрын
They won't listen.
@Busto
4 ай бұрын
"Daniel O'Brien may have 2 Emmy's, but I'm back doing videos on Cracked & making references to the early aughts." Well played Mr. Swaim🤣🤣🤣
@tbirdguy1
4 ай бұрын
Five Emmys... five.
@acgeewhiz
4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it was cute to think it was only two. He might not know what to do with more than two (perfect for the ends of a bookshelf), but “Last Week Tonight” can’t seem to stop winning, lol.
@ideasoftheshipwrecked
4 ай бұрын
He's just a shill for the narrative now. Be jealous of Soren over on American Dad. Now THAT'S good cultural content.
@squallloire
4 ай бұрын
@@ideasoftheshipwrecked You seem like you're in the wrong place if you think working for Last Week Tonight (a show that repeatedly criticises the ACTUAL narrative in the world today) is being a "shill for the narrative". Maybe try Newsmax.
@capnjackdaniels3663
4 ай бұрын
@squallloire I'm sure they're already watching that schlock
@ideasoftheshipwrecked
4 ай бұрын
After Hours but it's just Michael moving from seat to seat carrying on a conversation in the voices of the other three while gently weeping.
@Khazhra
4 ай бұрын
Genuinely a great April Fools' Day idea
@tannerdowney2802
4 ай бұрын
I'd watch that.
@ideasoftheshipwrecked
4 ай бұрын
It could be called After Hour
@JerzCe73
4 ай бұрын
Oh I miss After Hours, I swore it was going to tv...damn good show
@WhoIsRaphaelLeraux
4 ай бұрын
I'd watch it
@jeromyesplin5722
4 ай бұрын
Michael, this comment may get buried but I appreciate you and your work on Small Beans. I'm super glad to see you in "the flesh" and look forward to future content from you. Nothing but the best.
@montaine320
4 ай бұрын
I cannot believe in the middle of my CrackedTV/Does Not Compute rewatch/old crack grief session Swaim returns
@jaredlafortune7007
4 ай бұрын
Dude same I was jist rewatching a buttload of afterhours.
@n3rdw0p
4 ай бұрын
I am you, I do the same often
@MeadowPercent
4 ай бұрын
lmao i was doing the same thing, even going years without watching i still often remember some of the old jokes
@AlexanderR-mz6my
4 ай бұрын
Samesies
@adambruer9943
4 ай бұрын
More proof we are all just 1 person.
@JL-gq6tu
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back Swaim! It's worth staying subbed to Cracked after all these years, this was the exact reward I was waiting from the universe!
@Sarah_Warner0017
4 ай бұрын
SAME!!!!🎉
@redheadbandanna1973
4 ай бұрын
Me too
@aaronk8440
4 ай бұрын
Jesus, Swaim is back! Missed ya my dude!
@TestUser-cf4wj
4 ай бұрын
No, no. His name is _Michael_ Swaim. Jesus Swaim is his Mexican cousin.
@AbyssalDrake88
4 ай бұрын
I mean, Small Beans was always there, but... it's fine.
@aaronk8440
4 ай бұрын
@@AbyssalDrake88 Hey, I loved Off Hours. But then Swaim got his new job and understandably couldn’t do it anymore. I kinda fell off after that.
@shawnparkspost
4 ай бұрын
"... I nerd out about classic sci-fi staples and their real-world counterparts." And I'm hooked by the end of the first sentence.
@MackyFermion
4 ай бұрын
Swaim on Cracked, glory what a day! I needed good news after these migraines. 😅
@elcapitan008
4 ай бұрын
2:50 UHM ACKSHULLY: Gates do have a range limit in StarGate though it is relatively rarely brought up (and depends on the type of gate). If you travel to a distant gate you do so by hopping gate to gate across the network and the network has a definitive edge. You can boost the output to get to a far away gate out of network but with the energy required it is generally a one way trip and you need another way back.
@shawngill9286
4 ай бұрын
um actually not true the gate technology it self dose not really have a limit its the power that increases fast that limits how far they can go but there have multiple time were seveal gallexiys away have happened at at the peek billions of light years away have happed tho that took the destruction of a planet.
@ThenameisNiels
4 ай бұрын
I love people with Ackshully-glasses (no matter how they are spelled :D )!!
@aprokhozhy
4 ай бұрын
Swaim on cracked. Never thought I’d see the day. Welcome back, sir edit: it finally happened... i have the top comment... ok, time to go mad with power. Micheal, as the law of the internet dictates, i have a request for the next vid. please do a deep dive on the scifi dangers of artificial intelligence. i need a fresh compendium to be both scared and well-informed. thanks!
@Artradz1
4 ай бұрын
#wining
@lootwijk
4 ай бұрын
I am… what is this? There are no words!
@LarryHow
4 ай бұрын
I’m so scared and confused.
@tanin34
4 ай бұрын
This is the way
@TheVincentKyle
4 ай бұрын
LISAN AL SWAIM!
@NhilNinja
4 ай бұрын
Wild to see Swaim again! Love the shoutout to O'Brien
@blackamaterasuflame
4 ай бұрын
Michael Swain appearance AND confirmation that DOB is still riding for LWT? This is an excellent day.
@TimJenningsVideo
4 ай бұрын
It always makes me happy when I see his name in the credits. He's one of the senior writers now.
@e7ebr0w
4 ай бұрын
These are the only videos I will watch from cracked now.
@mzmendy
4 ай бұрын
And my bimonthly rewatch of after hours.
@e7ebr0w
4 ай бұрын
@@mzmendy I can't get my fix without OPCD and does not compute
@the_prehistoric
4 ай бұрын
I haven't been paying much attention to Cracked content since they let everyone from this era go, but I'll definitely tune in for new Swaim videos!
@AdamantiumJelo
4 ай бұрын
WHAT! Swaim is back on Cracked!?
@dietsoda1093
4 ай бұрын
Yessssss swaim is backkkk my love i missed u so much
@Cenyon
4 ай бұрын
Millennials can finally feel safe watching Cracked again. Good to see Swaim back!
@tyler1234321
4 ай бұрын
Thank you for making this into a neatly packaged video for me. Im sick of needing to go on a 2 hour rant whenever the subject comes up.
@modernrelic7092
4 ай бұрын
Swain returns! This...pleases me. 😊
@colterlemons233
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back Swaim!!! So stoked
@Erictime4fun
4 ай бұрын
I always had cracked videos playing, even though the website and the videos stopped years ago. It’s good to see some familiar faces. Come back and talk about our love of the sci-fi comic book, superhero detective movie genre.
@hayvenb
4 ай бұрын
It warms my heart you are back. D' Oh B may have a couple shiny metals but you have my sword.
@NibblahFrog
4 ай бұрын
It makes me very happy to see Mr. Swaim has returned! Seriously...this made my day.
@bebepastiche9105
4 ай бұрын
I missed this channel. Specifically after hours and that animated show they did. I think it’s time for an after hours rewatch
@Daniel-rp7nb
4 ай бұрын
0:12 Daniel has 5 Emmys - thats very sad Michael still has trouble with math.
@LungsOutJem
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Halflife2-y2m
4 ай бұрын
I have missed you, Sir Swaim.
@ryanmerrill2273
2 ай бұрын
Imagine my delight being rewarded on a random whim to just plug your name in and get rewarded with piles of content featuring your sweet face. Glad you're back, Michael, thanks for turning a dreadful afternoon into Christmas morning with fireworks 🎆🎆
@RebecaAlexandre
Ай бұрын
This represents me more than coffee and the bi pride flag.
@joshuagordon7354
4 ай бұрын
God damn. How is Michael Swaim back on Cracked! Has Hell frozen over!
@Aratak711
3 ай бұрын
Congrats to Cracked for luring Michael Swaim back into the fold. Well done first episode, Michael!
@Sasquatch1987
4 ай бұрын
Swim is back! I love the idea of crushing through some big time "what ifs" Mike drop
@preacherjohn
4 ай бұрын
OG Cracked Gang: assemble! .. Just Mike Swaim? Y'know what, that's still awesome! Good to have you back man! :)
@jonathanzimmer8143
4 ай бұрын
Yaaaaaas! So good to see you, buddy. We missed you.
@athalosgallant
4 ай бұрын
Wow. Forget teleporting, I've traveled back in time. Good to see you, Swain!
@robo460
3 ай бұрын
Welcome back Michael! I've missed you.
@JoeIPA
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back 👏👏👏 long live CRACKED!!
@JeoshuaCollins
3 ай бұрын
I literally yelled out "SWAAAAAAAIM!" when I saw this. Holy crap Mike good to see you back!
@ewabbott
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back! So happy to see you.
@lightning1403
4 ай бұрын
Love to see you back dude
@nitr0smash
4 ай бұрын
Seeing new Swaim things is always a shot in the arm.
@MyHouseOnTheMoon
4 ай бұрын
We love you Michael! Welcome back!
@Airik2112
4 ай бұрын
This is something I didn't know I needed in my life.. and now I never want it to go away. ❤️
@bancroft87
4 ай бұрын
Good to see you back again, Michael. Also, a very accessible explanation of quantum entanglement. I always struggle to explain it in simple terms that people can understand.
@richardgraves6656
4 ай бұрын
Glad to see you back on cracked I swear since all you guys and girls left I haven't watched
@odoylerules360
4 ай бұрын
SWAIM!!! I missed you!
@derp-construction3341
4 ай бұрын
I love that you mentioned Logan's Run!
@scuttlefield
4 ай бұрын
So good! Funny and entertaining. Nice to have you back on Cracked.
@kylejohnson6557
4 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT!!! WELCOME BACK SENOR!!!
@kylejohnson6557
4 ай бұрын
I’d like you to tackle the sci-fi biology of the Zerg from StarCraft!!! Specifically how feasible it is for a system like the “Survival of the Fittest on a cellular level” nonsense(?) they put into the game Wings of Liberty to actually work.
@Pazuzu4All
4 ай бұрын
The king of late 2000s, early 2010s comedy returns.
@wingflanagan
4 ай бұрын
So good to see you back!
@mygodsnameiskyle
4 ай бұрын
Glad you're back sir! You were always my favorite
@MrTroxel
4 ай бұрын
Honestly, subscribed just for the return of Swaim
@madskillz808
4 ай бұрын
Swaim? Cracked? WHAT YEAR IS THIS!? (Very happy, btw)
@TimmyT1234
4 ай бұрын
It makes me so happy to see Swaim back! That said, where's my manic, unhinged, deranged best friend? He's concerningly coherent
@dreaminginnoother
4 ай бұрын
It's been years. Resubbed for the Swaim.
@saulgallagher5668
4 ай бұрын
Swaim is back?!?!? A hole in my heart has been healed
@DirtyDancer_DB
4 ай бұрын
Great to see you again Michael! If it means anything, you win the Emmy of my heart... 🤗 I would like know your take on how sci-movies explain what happens to the human body when it's traveling at an incredible speed. Sometimes there's seats and harnesses or even a special space-juice that is injected directly into the body, like in The Expanse, and of course sometimes they are just kinda standing around. Thanks! btw.. do think you can get me Dan's autograph?
@skiaphrene
4 ай бұрын
Glad to hear you again! I enjoyed this format. If I might voice a sci-fi staple I'd like to hear you tackle next, it would be: human consciousness: copied/transferred/uploaded/simulated. If that makes any sense. Thanks!
@thefollowingisatest4579
4 ай бұрын
Seeing Swaim on cracked....reminds me of a time before Empire...
@Spearfighter1138
4 ай бұрын
Great to see Swaim back!
@krazoroth
4 ай бұрын
I’m happy you’re back, Michael! That was a fun video :) I learned things 😃
@bodkie
4 ай бұрын
Wild that A: somehow KZitem knew that while I haven't read or watched anything from Cracked in a long time, Swaim's return would interest me, and B. Judging by the comment section, I'm not alone.
@raoulduke344
4 ай бұрын
I thought I was tripping when I saw this. So glad Michael is back at Cracked.
@nyxnotnicks
4 ай бұрын
I'm learning quantum physics from KZitem, one simplified concept at a time. Great video!
@joemassie1213
4 ай бұрын
glad your back
@parkerkills621
4 ай бұрын
Missed both you and Daniel. Welcome back. Maybe Cracked won't suck as much as it has since it stopped the late night dinner bit.
@beatstarr88
4 ай бұрын
Ok this just made my day! Love to see more Michael Swaim!!
@jeffsmith1818
4 ай бұрын
As commanded, I am here - liking and commenting - in demands for more Swaim!
@brknglasses2734
4 ай бұрын
SWAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always good to see ya, man!
@litterbox2010
4 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you're back
@kylemurray8100
4 ай бұрын
S.W.A.I.M. Suddenly Watching An Impish Man. Well done, Cracked, he's been missed. Now make him pump out hundreds of videos and feed my HUNGER
@dash16dn
4 ай бұрын
OMFG YES I NEED THIS VIDEO SO BAD RIGHT NOW! Love you Swaim. Love you so, so much.
@georgefranklin8513
4 ай бұрын
Yesssssss!!!!! Small Beans fans know what's up. We've been waiting.
@dylanhughes572
4 ай бұрын
Man... I have missed that voice. Hope you're doing well brother. Keen to see more.
@buckysrevenge
4 ай бұрын
Upcoming suggestions: long term space voyages, especially regarding simulating gravity, radiation issues, generational ships, fuel requirements for near speed of light travel, etc. would make a good episodes
@ilshaguides
4 ай бұрын
I am only engaging to show support specifically for Mr. Swaim.
@jmtcowboy3534
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back! More more more!
@kevinm7370
4 ай бұрын
It's aboot fukn time ffs!!! Hurry up and pump out Dat awesome cracked goodness!!! Glad ir back
@jakestatefarm3477
4 ай бұрын
Id like to see you tackle bringing back After Hours with the original cast. Please and Thank You. Im still rewatching that stuff. P.s. Glad you're back.
@shamblingheat
4 ай бұрын
glad to have you back! How bout for a Sci Fi topic; true Artificial Intelligence or planet destroying tech
@Mario_Angel_Medina
4 ай бұрын
My favorite depiction of teleportation is in the film _Doom_ starring The Rock. There people are compressed into a ball and shoot throught space at near lightspeed... its so dumb its beautiful
@DavisCentis
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back Michael! How about you cover "in the near future" technologies. Some can be hilarious things that look high tech but we already have (cell phones), others can be things that should've been just around the corner but are no where (fusion power).
@tomburress4928
4 ай бұрын
Hey, Daniel might have two Emmy’s but I have appreciated your content on Small Beans. Also as Agents of Cracked showed we know who the top dog is.
@David_Last_Name
4 ай бұрын
SWWWAAAAAAIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!! GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK!!
@ginger0215
4 ай бұрын
Great work! Looking forward to your next Behind the Bastards guest spot.
@hamblance5938
4 ай бұрын
He’s back! Insane. Maddening. Cracked if you will.
@erincollins9761
4 ай бұрын
I would love to see you tackle cloning. In particular how we distinguish between clones and originals, assuming that is possible in the fictional universe
@user-dd9is6iy9m
4 ай бұрын
MICHAEL SWAIM IS BACK, BABY! I better put on a hat.
@Dream0Asylum
4 ай бұрын
I ... I missed you, Swaim.
@amphitheatre
4 ай бұрын
i still watch the old videos. escort mission and after hours are always on point.
@kennethdennis7624
4 ай бұрын
We love you Swaim!!
@llostGD
4 ай бұрын
Loving the ne Swaim, theoritical physics nerd!! Looking forward to more of this
@siegeofdarkness8212
4 ай бұрын
Good to hear from you ol dad
@megamaggotdeath
4 ай бұрын
Swaim is back!!!
@christiangilligan9186
4 ай бұрын
Im not surprised. 'Oh shit we died' is a powerful motivator.
@lizardkyng
4 ай бұрын
welcome back you suave robot! Do an episode on cloning where they make exact copy's.
@TheRealDSword
4 ай бұрын
Welcome back!!
@tara-faepeckham4199
4 ай бұрын
I can’t believe we got Michael Swaim back on Cracked before we got GTA 6
@willhennessy864
4 ай бұрын
This video is a metaphor for Cracked's desire to "teleport" itself back to 2017 and not make the sale that fired all the talent and canceled everything that was working about the channel. Complete with some of that fired talent!
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