1:41 Best line from Robert DeNiro's entire career, you cannot change my mind about this.
@Teopae
3 жыл бұрын
that lined was hilarious!
@ernestpratgarriga9879
3 жыл бұрын
"I heard you get milked"
@zacharysiple629
3 жыл бұрын
That's as much a fact as George Washington being our 1st president! :)
@neovincibeats
3 жыл бұрын
He said it like that was the most logical progression
@oilersridersbluejays
3 жыл бұрын
Well he isn’t repeating the same rhetorical question four or five times so I gotta agree with you there.
@williammccormick2802
6 жыл бұрын
0:49 - 0:54 Jack's reaction is really hilarious. His reaction is clearly like, "Absolutely, I'd love to hear this bullshit. This is going to be fun."
@sctmcg
3 жыл бұрын
Such a good piece of analysis there - fantastic little details
@SpaceMissile
2 жыл бұрын
"dinner _and_ a show!"
@theephraimite
8 жыл бұрын
This scene is freaking hilarious.
@tangledinluv
3 жыл бұрын
fr!
@sasukeuchiha-wr5om
2 жыл бұрын
Im still laugh until now 😅😂
@theephraimite
2 жыл бұрын
Rvstng. Tuesday mrn - April 5, 2022.
@dannyrichards6233
2 жыл бұрын
I agree 💯 lol 🤣🤣🤣
@dannyrichards6233
2 жыл бұрын
My fav. Scene
@R.W.S.
2 жыл бұрын
The writing in this film was incredible, one of the best examples of deadpan comedy, just don't see them like this anymore. And all the actors did a great job at bringing it to life. This will always be Ben Stiller's greatest in my eyes.
@GlennSpitzer-mi4cl
11 ай бұрын
When you say writing remember Hollywood didn't think of this. Mid westerners out of there basement. They bought the right's and took it to the bank.
@yearginclarke
3 ай бұрын
I thought it was really cringey at first but at the end of the movie I started to really like it.
@Locadel2003
3 жыл бұрын
1:41 one of the most hilarious lines in comedy movies ever
@Wolfsbane909
8 жыл бұрын
that expression on her face as the story is being told...hilarious
@MegaLangosta
7 жыл бұрын
When she closes her eyes, then looks down at the plate.
@rustyshackleford2841
5 жыл бұрын
Shes like “just shut the f up, you makings worse.”
@blipperUT
4 жыл бұрын
all four of these actors play the scene hilariously.
@andyappleton3353
3 жыл бұрын
Disbelief and hope at the same time.
@mastercontrolprogram163
3 жыл бұрын
He just kept digging himself into a hole the entire movie. Dug it so deep he couldn’t get out of it.
@devinrobertson5251
2 жыл бұрын
And yet somehow he managed to haha
@dareviewer4265
7 жыл бұрын
I milked a cat once..you wanna hear a story? hahaha
@mikec.5400
7 жыл бұрын
"Must of been 30 of them" 😂😂😂😂😂
@anelisamorgan8590
3 жыл бұрын
😂😆😆😂 l know, right!?
@spiritualempress6691
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao with that line
@jameskaruga6730
Жыл бұрын
Dude couldn't be realistic with the numbers 😂😂.
@SJMJ91
7 жыл бұрын
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" (Hahahahaha!) He deserved that sarcastic comment because of how unrealistic his story was.
@sighbrother
2 жыл бұрын
I doubt it was sarcastic (no offense)
@wolverineiscool7161
2 жыл бұрын
@@sighbrother I don't think you know what sarcasm means (all offense)
@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563
Жыл бұрын
Well...he's got a point 😂
@sai8098
3 жыл бұрын
1:20 IMO this is the funniest part of the scene, her expression and the way his hands are moving is just so hilarious
@CAZADOR7471
5 жыл бұрын
pams face is priceless.....
@inquizition9672
3 жыл бұрын
Greg must have watched 101 Dalmatians and probably thought 30 kittens in a litter was a realistic number.
@domenicomarzolla3045
6 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing in the scene is that, like all liars, Greg forgets about some of the things he said before, specifically that he hates cats. Plus, he's bullshitting about cats (thirty kittens??) to a man that clearly knows much more than him about cats. Priceless!
@hispanico9037
5 жыл бұрын
I agree! Concordo..
@grandoldsoul4691
5 жыл бұрын
he doesn't hate cats. he just happens to be more of a dog person
@luislizard2626
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious how is kind saying 30 kittens on purpose because he knows that not matter what he says Jack is not having it .... so he lies just to say something trying at least to win his girlfriend’s mother over lmao
@andyappleton3353
3 жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa whoa Domenico. I think you're being a little harsh here. I don't think of Greg as a, "liar." He's a man whose been being judged and attacked unfairly by someone who he desperately wants to impress. He's a man on the defensive and he knows the heat is on him. So he's misrepresented some things about himself to seem more likeable to the aggressor. Your statement makes him out to be something far more malicious than he deserves. I don't like that.
@arkay238
3 жыл бұрын
He invented a sister too. You’d think Pam would have picked up on that.
@Locadel2003
3 жыл бұрын
De Niro and ben Stiller wife faces are hilarious in this scene😂😂😂 1:02 her face “wtf are you saying”
@66Polarbear
4 жыл бұрын
his girlfriend's face as he's doing the milking motion!!! LOL
@dunmegatate7478
9 жыл бұрын
Milking a cat explaination: priceless.
@jonamuk7
4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie but when anxiety kicks in. I'd say anything to get people to shut up but only to cause more curiosity. Like the cat....the milky cat.
@johndonohue4153
3 жыл бұрын
The way greg is trying to act nice and normal to them is hilarious
@CAZADOR7471
2 жыл бұрын
The more he tries...the more akward it gets
@amitsidhar
Жыл бұрын
This scene is an absolute train crash, you want to turn away but you can’t help but watch. Absolute Genius
@demonlover4110
3 жыл бұрын
1:08 they way pam is looking at greg 👀🙄😂💀
@montecarlo4294
Жыл бұрын
De Niro has played a psycho so many times and it never gets old! Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The King of Comedy, The Untouchables, Goodfellas, Cape Fear, This Boy's Life, Heat, The Fan. You can probably add The Deer Hunter and Mean Streets because he was deranged. He also played Frankenstein's Monster! One of the greatest actors!
@davidcentocomedy
Жыл бұрын
1:21 that shot is pure comedy gold
@AlexanderMichelson
Жыл бұрын
She is hot though.
@javieraldape4242
3 жыл бұрын
Teri Polo absolutely nailed this scene with her facial expressions.
@explosiveaddict6939
3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this scene when I was a kid and it was pretty funny. Now that I watch it again, it is fucking hilarious.
@scarlettadkins9311
5 жыл бұрын
Jack: “I have nipples, can you milk me?” AGHHHHH HELP
@manifestgtr
2 жыл бұрын
This is “here be dragons” on the map of social discomfort
@hotsauce0606
Жыл бұрын
And in the following scene, Greg milked Jack.
@billyfisher1539
2 жыл бұрын
Pam’s face when Greg says the killer line is just the best 😂😂😂
@charlesking6584
Жыл бұрын
Quite possibly the greatest line in the history of cinema
@arkay238
3 жыл бұрын
Greg’s the only one eating with his fingers.
@oscar7032
3 жыл бұрын
I love watching this movie. Came out when I was growing up. Good old days.
@megarooster99
3 ай бұрын
Teri Polo’s acting in this scene is so underrated. Her facial expressions are hilarious, she’s absolutely dying inside.
@richardsiciliano7117
Жыл бұрын
This whole film is funny, but this scene had me in tears the first time I watched it.
@joshmartin5196
9 жыл бұрын
The thing that I think Is the funniest is teri polos facial expression it looks like she thinking.really??? As he is telling this ridiculous story
@chumbawumba7175
6 жыл бұрын
Best scene of the movie hands down haha
@alexhope3734
Жыл бұрын
"She had a litter of kittens there must have been 30 of them" 🤣🤣🤣
@nahedkhairy9804
Жыл бұрын
The grace by which Dina interacts in the scene is outstanding.
@ElectricWarior
6 жыл бұрын
This is the most cringy scene i've ever seen
@TacoCrisma
5 жыл бұрын
That's the whole point of the movie lol
@oilersridersbluejays
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s what they were going for in this scene...
@muhammadzaki4840
3 жыл бұрын
You are not ben stiller fans?
@Locadel2003
2 жыл бұрын
Ben Stiller career is actually like that but he is also really hilarious
"Geppetto. That's what I named him, Geppetto." lol he didn't even realise what he did there.
@luislizard2626
4 жыл бұрын
Gen the Master it’s Geppetto ... sorry I’m Italian and correcting you for Collodi sake
@GenMaster
4 жыл бұрын
@@luislizard2626 Thank you.
@devinrobertson5251
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it. The Pinocchio dude?
@GenMaster
2 жыл бұрын
@@devinrobertson5251 yeah, Greg is practically Pinocchio in this scene, with the incessant lying. He was probably thinking of that himself.
@dannyrichards6233
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@andrewakerlegions
17 күн бұрын
my family still recites this scene every holiday 😂😂😂
@derekmtheriault
7 жыл бұрын
Teet? Dad. What have you :D
@eechaze12
5 ай бұрын
Come back to this scene when I need to laugh
@jdubya7
4 жыл бұрын
In Greg's defense.. her family was the worst
@RogerDiotte
7 жыл бұрын
Took my otherwise doomy gloomy day and made me alive again!
@jd0879
Жыл бұрын
0:58 is always hilarious lol 30. The average litter is 4-8 and the world record is 19 haha
@TheKhalidfamily_
Жыл бұрын
1:41 hilarious 😂🤣
@angelicarobertson6619
2 жыл бұрын
The dad looking for holes in his story 🤣
@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563
Жыл бұрын
The story was full of more holes than Swiss cheese to be fair 🤣
@MrSyed909
5 жыл бұрын
great movie
@TRD57
2 жыл бұрын
OMG! This scene, the scene from Bruce almighty when he takes over Baxters voice, and pretty much all of Black Dynamite. Kills me! It's so funny!
@PredMatic
2 жыл бұрын
Ben Stiller eats like a fkn weirdo in every movie he is in. Im pretty convinced that's just how he does it.
@axmercado
9 жыл бұрын
To the teet??
@desisarod
9 жыл бұрын
Tit
@yh2059376
7 жыл бұрын
Chepado
@Chrisbajs
4 жыл бұрын
@@desisarod Teat
@Chrisbajs
4 жыл бұрын
@@yh2059376 Gepetto
@Leo1239150
3 жыл бұрын
@@desisarod teta
@adv-senzthegoat3750
2 жыл бұрын
Look at Dinero.... he's like wtf
@gogalevus
5 жыл бұрын
into the saucer
@garethhook9972
3 жыл бұрын
Have to say that is so funny had to watch this 10 times,his face when he says l.have nipples can u milk me,was too funny
@Breakdown1744
Жыл бұрын
This face is gold 1:38 😂
@MegaMrJIN
7 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooooooooh Lord , he's DOOMED
@magellanmerk5078
5 жыл бұрын
Actually he got the puss and fucked over Hansel who can derre-lick his balls
@hispanico9037
5 жыл бұрын
If I told such a ridiculous nonsense to my future parents in law, embarassing my gf so much, I woukd die of shame.
@lalithaprasadsistla3604
2 жыл бұрын
Where can I get this movie?
@thelegendaryakez7620
5 жыл бұрын
this movie would have been way worse if Ben Stiller didnt have the name ''Greg''
@MrSyed909
5 жыл бұрын
awesome acting
@yowsers6475
2 жыл бұрын
1:41 🤣
@mccarthy5825
2 жыл бұрын
I never milked a cat... But my cat Lula and the daddy, Sailor (from David Lynchs Wild At Heart) had a litter of 3 kittens....two boys and a girl (I kept the girl, Chowder) well it was amusing to see them fighting for a... Teet... But Lula only had a few sort of working... 4 but they kept going to 2...so one day when they were like 3-4 days old and it was lockdown so I moved to my bedroom and kept an eye... One kitten is just unable to get to the ones that work...i tried putting it there after the other was done but wouldnt work... So eventually I found the problem... Two of them were sort of stopped up... So I carefully removed the blockages and massaged the sort of swollen boob under the... Teet... And Lula was purring, probably in relief or pain, and a TINY drip of milk came out... Really tiny... But i put Gepetto... I mean Chowder straight up and she was NOISY! She was so so hungry! 😂 I'd to clear the... Teet... Several times but they all grew up healthy and happy.
@Capcut_490
7 жыл бұрын
The Engine that couldn't run
@arkay238
3 жыл бұрын
“‘Little Engine That Could’ runt,” in reference to the story about an underdog locomotive struggling to get its haul over a mountain.
@bigdogmcguffy3209
2 жыл бұрын
The awkwardness in this scene made it hard to watch.
@violentbryan21
2 жыл бұрын
1:40 🤣😂🤣😂
@anelisamorgan8590
3 жыл бұрын
A cat having 30 kittens! Damn! No wonder there's so many in shelters! Stiller's so cringey in this part, all the lie's I'd be like, "No Waaay this marriage will work!"😶
@kokedail7215
3 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT YOU HATE CATS, GREG!
@yasirakbar453
4 жыл бұрын
Honey he said i pumped milkkk
@shaheenalam8893
2 жыл бұрын
This is so hilarious
@paradiso4562
2 жыл бұрын
Ben is making some disgusting fucking eating nosies in this scene.
@williamblake7386
Жыл бұрын
Both girls played great
@johnmalone7913
2 жыл бұрын
How did they keep a straight face????
@gonzalezgonzalez631
Жыл бұрын
You can actually see De Niros face laugh or smirk for a slight second LOL
@IAmThe_RA
Жыл бұрын
@@gonzalezgonzalez631 That's not out of character as he knew the story was fake and he was trying to expose him with his sarcastic remarks and question.
@kurtttttttt
4 жыл бұрын
I could see Nick Offerman in DeNiro's role
@BungieStudios
2 жыл бұрын
As I look back on my career, I’m realizing how incredibly fortunate I am to have worked on so many wonderful films and taken on such a rich diversity of roles. There is one film I reserve a special fondness for: 2000’s Meet The Parents, and in particular, the scene in which my character turns to his son-in-law and says, “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” I want to be in another movie where I get to say this. In my 51-year career, I’ve been in comedies, dramas, thrillers, biopics, you name it. Through it all, my only regret is not doing more films where I get to ask someone if they could milk my nipples. I really enjoyed when I got to say that line on camera, and I would very much like to do it again. To my great disappointment, I did not get to say “I have nipples. Could you milk me?” in either sequel to Meet The Parents. I don’t know if a fourth film is planned, but let it be known that I’d gladly reprise my role as Jack Byrnes as long as there’s a scene where I call Greg Focker on the phone to ask if he could milk my nipples. It does not have to be that exact scenario. I could also say it to an entirely different character in a church, a zoo, or a taxi. It doesn’t have to happen in a Meet The Parents movie, either. For example, if I were in a movie where I played a robot, I could ask my creator if it’d be possible for me to become human one day. My creator would then explain the differences between how my metal body and a real human body work. When the topic of lactation inevitably comes up, I’d point to my chrome nipples and say, “I have nipples. Could you milk me?” My creator would answer no. At this moment, I’d become the first robot capable of feeling overwhelming sadness. This is a good example of how asking someone if they could milk me could be as thought-provoking as it was the first time I said it. I could even say “I have nipples. Could you milk me?” in a foreign-language film. “Ho i capezzoli. Mi puoi mungere?”-as you can see, I am already prepared to say this in Italian. All I mean to prove here is that a line where I get to ask someone to milk my nipples could easily be worked into any kind of script. The possibilities for stories where I could say this are endless. Imagine a movie set in a world where people born with nipples are considered lesser and enslaved for their milk. My character, a nippled slave hellbent on revenge, leads a rebellion. The rebels ultimately get surrounded and doomed to die at their masters’ hands. The leader of the ruling army would call for the man responsible for the uprising to step forward and be milked to death in front of their fellow slaves as an example to all considering rebellion. My character would rise, ready to sacrifice himself for his cause and his people, only to be interrupted by a fellow rebel shouting, “I have nipples! Could you milk me?” Hundreds of nippled slaves would follow, displaying one final act of pride and solidarity in the face of brutal injustice. This’d be both a big crowd-pleaser and a De Niro pleaser. Honestly, I’d drop out of any and all projects I’m committed to if offered the chance to say “I have nipples, Mr. Bond. Could you milk me?” in a James Bond movie. Wow, I’d really like that. Even a simple voiceover would suffice. Say it’s an animated kids movie about a cow that refuses to let the farmer milk her until she’s given as much hay as the male cattle are receiving. This is a metaphor for gender inequality I believe children can understand. The farmer, unable to sell milk due to his stubborn cow, would be desperate for a solution. Here, I’d cameo as a CGI version of myself, appearing upside down in a window next to the farmer, unbuttoning two chest flaps on my shirt to expose my nipples, and saying, “I have nipples. Could you milk me?” This would give the farmer an idea for a brilliant scheme to sell De Niro milk to people instead of cow milk. The milk would be a massive success until people discovered it came from my nipples instead of a cow’s. The farmer would then have no choice but to give all cows equal amounts of hay. All I mean to prove here is that a line where I get to ask someone to milk my nipples could easily be worked into any kind of script. Since lactation has always been a normal human function, asking someone about milking my nipples would not be an anachronism in a period drama set in feudal Japan, or a documentary about the gold rush. It works in everything, really. If you have ideas for another film where I could say this, please send them to IHaveNipplesMilkMeMovieIdeas @ gmail. Depending on how loudly or how many times I’d get to ask someone to milk my nipples, I’d be willing to accept a significantly lower salary than my standard rate to be in your movie. It’s also possible that I’d do it for free. To sum things up: When I die, I’d like there to be at least two clips of me saying it in the Academy Awards’ In Memoriam reel instead of just the one from Meet The Parents. All I need to make this happen is to be in another movie where I get to say “I have nipples. Could you milk me?” I think audiences are ready for me to say the line once more, too. Personally, I can imagine no more fitting capstone to my acting career. _- Robert De Niro_
@cheshire147
2 жыл бұрын
Her face lol
@ericnjoroge5813
3 жыл бұрын
This is sooo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@Clever738
4 жыл бұрын
Why is Greg eating with his hands?
@sapphirelee7995
3 жыл бұрын
Cause he awkward
@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563
Жыл бұрын
I've said weirder shit in front of my father in law difference is he's weird and dysfunctional himself so he don't care what I say lol
@eliasmusonda8842
6 жыл бұрын
"You could milk anything with nipples" 😂😂
@emil2321
3 жыл бұрын
"teet"
@vanguardgaming1779
Жыл бұрын
I don’t have anything to say to that😂😂😂
@AntonioSaucedo22
2 жыл бұрын
the... teat...
@yourlocalflatiron6124
2 жыл бұрын
My mom just told me to search this up- PLEASE 😭😭
@stephaniehorner8602
2 жыл бұрын
She's like....what?
@lintonmccloud4497
11 ай бұрын
Jack should’ve asked how many nipples does a cat have (they have 4-10)
@vinolabikunda7418
3 жыл бұрын
This scene is too funny 😂😂😂he tries to be soo serious and technical in what he is saying.
@jonazo7188
3 жыл бұрын
"Teat"?
@stephaniehorner8602
2 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard lol 😂😂
@jesusjcpazm.p852cmcpsl7
Жыл бұрын
😃😃😃😃
@stephaniehorner8602
2 жыл бұрын
Mah trees lol
@stephaniehorner8602
2 жыл бұрын
Letting the Greg's outside lol
@ishpico
9 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@chrisbarrett2117
2 жыл бұрын
I still don’t know if he’s making this up or not
@gulyaswift1503
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ncwordman
Жыл бұрын
This movie is so filled with cringe-inducing hilarity.
@unofficialgamer209
Жыл бұрын
You can milk men. It’s just harder and takes a lot longer. But men do produce milk. I think Greg meant any FEMALE animal with nipples though.
@sourabhkarmakar8040
7 ай бұрын
Ouch....
@arielg7000
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@periesicsd
9 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't laugh! I've done it! And i gave the milk back to the cat, so the circle stayed round. Now i don't have to buy cat milk anymore, which saves some ca$h. Even works with ferrets! But that's a bit harder to do, because they got really short legs, you know. So it's harder to catch the milk. Give it a try if you want to.
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