You can’t make someone feel ashamed if they’ve been in embarrassment their whole life also rip Toys “R” Us
@darrisreid502
3 жыл бұрын
I was born from embarrassment raised by it molded by it
@feraltalent9639
3 жыл бұрын
F
@queermelancholy1562
3 жыл бұрын
It's in our genes...our DNA. YOLO!
@ImmaWhoopyourCu
3 жыл бұрын
It's weird to see comments about Toys "R" Us' "death" when it's still alive and well in my country.
@cokesavage1424
3 жыл бұрын
rip toys r us
@awphooey2u519
2 жыл бұрын
Millenials " no one can break me emotionally, life has killed me growing up and I'm dead inside. At this point, you're poking a dead horse"
@Broomer52
2 жыл бұрын
so jaded by the world we’re a callus of mental fortitude.
@petitmains
3 ай бұрын
"At this point I get up every morning out of pure spite." Is my millennial motto. Go poke Gen X bb, but watch out they grew up in the age of "ughhh I hate political correctness " and each one possesses the 80's survival skill of being able to zero in on exactly what will hurt you most and shoot dead straight.. Milenneals? You're punching a beanbag chair. We aren't cool, we were barely cool when we were of the age of coolness. What can possibly stop us now? We have no shame.
@MikeT54
3 жыл бұрын
Him: I took a solem vow as a kid Me: he’s gonna recite the toys R Us commercial isn’t he. Him: Does so Me: standing ovation
@CelesteTheeDragonLady
2 жыл бұрын
And he states it with CONVICTION!
@anital.3919
2 жыл бұрын
Omg. I was thinking the same. And was like he did it!!!
@Bd22904
2 жыл бұрын
I knew it was coming
@mariaannalikouris4673
2 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@socahha
2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏🙌🙌
@Chainsnroses
3 жыл бұрын
How many toys r us kids are in the comments? Can't lie it was my favorite store as a kid.
@TomEyeTheSFMguy
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@batsardcat3285
3 жыл бұрын
Zellers
@furiouspusher1756
3 жыл бұрын
TOYS R US WILL NEVER DIE! I REFUSE TO LET IT!
@SkyLimit101
3 жыл бұрын
It still exists in Japan, actually a lot of dead or near dead store brands in the USA are thriving in Japan and later japan just buys the company,
@furiouspusher1756
3 жыл бұрын
@@SkyLimit101 YES! YEeEeEeEeEeS!!!!!!!
@obviously-
3 жыл бұрын
We can't break millennials because they're already broken. Simple as that. Edit: I just explained the problem in our methods, I never said y'all dramatic or something I know u've been though crap.
@RTMonitor
3 жыл бұрын
What about fixing them? They’ll break up mentally
@DaisukeKigurou
3 жыл бұрын
Resolvelution Tension ever try putting a plate, that’s been shattered into a bunch of pieces back together? Yeah me neither, but I’ve heard it’s pretty hard and painful... sorta like my millennial ass.
@RTMonitor
3 жыл бұрын
@@DaisukeKigurou same here from a Gen z
@Bllue
2 жыл бұрын
I had this exact thought lol
@alakani
2 жыл бұрын
Have you tried... not trying to break everything
@ThatGirlJD
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the Nokia 3310 (you could drown that thing, all you needed was some rice and 8 hours and it was good!) and the Toys R Us song!!!
@Logan7281X
2 жыл бұрын
Won a fight because my 3310 was opening and last hit of the fight. *Launched it into a guys face when he ran up. *Clutched it in my fist when I clocked him one last time.
@kelly1827
2 жыл бұрын
My ride or die Nokia was my 5150!
@LifeWithAshaAse
2 жыл бұрын
I still have mine in a drawer somewhere 😂
@adrianeverett903
3 жыл бұрын
The sad part is is I said all the words with him.
@davidthonorr2435
3 жыл бұрын
But will you make peace?
@Indian0Lore
3 жыл бұрын
But we are toys r us kids
@seanmetcalf918
2 жыл бұрын
But he said it wrong.
@SeeE2ps
2 жыл бұрын
I sang the other version
@Transcreations_
2 жыл бұрын
That pinkie and the brain reference though... How's no one talking about it?
@juciypear1983
2 жыл бұрын
Right!?
@Transcreations_
2 жыл бұрын
@@juciypear1983 such an amazing show :) I loved watching it with my older sibling when I was younger
@pinkyjones7398
3 ай бұрын
I'm here for it. My time has come
@JBAGrim
3 ай бұрын
Toys r us takes priority.
@MichaelJohnsonIII
Ай бұрын
I love pinkie and the brain
@zocario9955
3 жыл бұрын
Toys'R'Us was the SHIT
@somekid6273
3 жыл бұрын
PRAISE SISTER
@Polyglot_English
3 жыл бұрын
Determinism is Freedom 🤙
@joemamaairsoft7049
2 жыл бұрын
Amen preach
@genericgamertag253
2 жыл бұрын
I’m gen z, I agree, I once got a air hockey table for 20 bucks
@pickedceasar1216
2 жыл бұрын
Deadass I have fond memories of playing the game demos and looking at the exclusive toys I loved going over to the desk where they get the games out and you can see where their storage area is. I always imagined so many cringey Rugrats-esque adventures in that store 😭😢
@TheSimpleThief
3 жыл бұрын
Such a moving speech. Truly monumental words to start the year off!
@katkandel8825
3 жыл бұрын
Riiiiiighhht!!
@dkdieall6005
2 жыл бұрын
That’s not a speech it’s a song from that EvanTubeHD
@ralphreneau1337
3 жыл бұрын
As a "millennial" by definition, I found this one to be the most hilarious by far! These are rad! 😂🤘
@wavemaster4891
2 жыл бұрын
I literally was saying the "I don't want to grow up, I wanna be a toys r us kid." Lmao I also made that same vow.
@Cortexsaga
3 жыл бұрын
I found my spirit animal in the millennial.
@UrielElOsO
3 жыл бұрын
Spirit Animal, Drinking Buddy, and Life Coach all roll into one for me.
@wickedamoeba8719
3 жыл бұрын
That’s the millennial super power; We just keep going. Even when it’s cringe, we just keep going. We looked inward and saw the horrendous dumpster fire raging within our hearts and embraced it! What is a crate’s worth of “Why Millennials are Trash” articles compared to the insurmountable heap of self hatred, spite, and raw delight? Oh, you think we’re trash? So? We already know this!We have bills to pay and questionable coping mechanisms to fund. Move it, football head!
@Joe-xp8rb
3 жыл бұрын
I was born in 1994. I can't tell the difference between millennial and gen z.
@christenford3864
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers my Millennial friend 🍻🥂🍾🍷🍺🥃
@wickedamoeba8719
3 жыл бұрын
@Hamster Pile I was hoping someone would get it! Well done! It’s what Helga said to Arnold all the time!
@Joe-xp8rb
3 жыл бұрын
@Hamster Pile i didn't mean the difference in years I meant the difference in people people older than me and younger than me act the same.
@mrhappy4426
3 жыл бұрын
@Hamster Pile the cut off for millennials varies a lot, some articles state it ended at 1990 while others go as late as 2005, it's a highly disputed topic.
@tamico5753
2 жыл бұрын
I Love the Toys r Us bit. Only those who grew up during that era would understand and appreciate that jingle. I love and still remember those Toy's R Us commercials.🤗
@nickwolfe6684
2 жыл бұрын
Omg the Nokia brought back soooooo many got damn memories 😭
@kevinb158
3 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey would be proud Now you've got me thinking of KB toys and radio shack. Johnny 5
@sanitytbd3455
3 жыл бұрын
In our hearts, Johnny 5 is still alive.
@MrKago1
2 жыл бұрын
@@sanitytbd3455 and anyone who says otherwise is a laser lips.
@MrKago1
2 жыл бұрын
KB always had the best Halloween stuff anywhere.
@ryanweible9090
2 жыл бұрын
as a gen x, i feel for the younger generations, we had all kinds of toy stores, then they all consolidated/got bought up and only tru was left, and now its gone, you have my condolences. game stores are the same way, only gamestop? depravity.we had elbo, and babbages, and even department stores and toy stores used to have radically overpriced gaming sections.
@derekeuchner1800
2 жыл бұрын
Imiss radio shack. Still have some transistors from them.
@nickg5089
3 жыл бұрын
I made the same vow. Holds true to this day. Now leave me alone I need to play some Sega game gear. Unrelated note anyone have some AA batteries I can have...
@flovonnejohnson707
2 жыл бұрын
Sega commercials lol
@nickg5089
2 жыл бұрын
@@flovonnejohnson707 Sega does what nintendont haha
@medpackpapi_ymg4556
2 жыл бұрын
What kind you want we got durasonic and panacell 😭😭
@aaasht2606
3 жыл бұрын
"I dont wanna grow up.....cuz we grew up as kids to fast"
@fleurgymcheurgy9267
2 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm aiming to make the world a better place for my kids, and not for me. Not because selflessness, but because of realistic expectations
@snowangell9100
3 жыл бұрын
Everytime i see your content i feel attacked. In a way that makes me laugh and question my whole existence even more. Ty.
@johnnycrutsinger3692
3 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilarious 🤣 I love them all keep up the good work
@neffariouspanda
2 жыл бұрын
"Uuuhh, Wrong. Everything I AM is embarrassing." ... I felt that.
@ahavalava5777
3 жыл бұрын
Do one with zillennials please! The rejects of millennials and gen-z would be super funny
@MCWaffles2003-1
3 жыл бұрын
he already did kzitem.info/news/bejne/wK1vvZd3sF9lmmk
@josharmstrong8813
3 жыл бұрын
Truly beautiful speech I remember those days of old where I would run through the Halls of that great place with excitement and wonder wondering what new great things might be there just waiting for me to lay my eyes upon them But alas those days are gone and that great place is nothing but a memory now and the ruins of places once full of excitement and joy still litter the land to this day But there are a few who still remember when was halls will lit and the shelves where stocked full everything you're childlike wonder could think of so maybe of a time gone by but we shall never forget the joys the wonderful place called "toys R Us"
@fuckel98
2 жыл бұрын
To this day I remember that solemn vow. I will forever be a Toys 'R' Us Kid....I miss that damn giraffe...
@cartooncottage2024
3 жыл бұрын
He has such a way with words.🤣
@risitascositas1699
2 жыл бұрын
😅😂 Thanks for the nostalgia feels for the Pinky & the Brain and the Toys R Us jingle 😍
@terrifictomm
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he was raised by a strong, independent, single mother who didn't need no man! You go, bro!
@destiney270
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Shut up!!!!! I can't with yall this Morning!!!
@rysibert4065
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it said “new year same shirt” I’m so dumb TvT
@derekeuchner1800
2 жыл бұрын
I mean...I grow back into them when I diet. Same shirts though.
@absent.x.minded
2 жыл бұрын
Damn that call back Really made me feel something
@potatojam9791
3 жыл бұрын
This guy makes my day with his funny content 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@hawkofthereborn43
3 жыл бұрын
Why'd you have to touch a sore spot like that?
@angelshot9264
3 жыл бұрын
well damn that was deep
@OgaTasumi
2 жыл бұрын
That sounded much more solemn to me than I think was intended. Right in the feels.
@jessicacochran2927
3 жыл бұрын
No taht one part “yes help us take over the world and accually make it so we can ...” (to many things to fix I can’t list them all)
@TheyBearRainbow
3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. The Times Square Toys”R”Us. You will be in our hours, forever.
@lunakitty1990
2 жыл бұрын
I lucky to go there back in 2002 and 2004 it was amazing also got to ride the ferris wheel 😀
@jessstalker547
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao My 12 yo sent me this while quoting me “Don’t grow up kid, it’s a trick.” I’m so grateful to have back up. 😆😅😂
@IonIsFalling7217
2 жыл бұрын
I was ten when I watched the Twin Towers come down on TV. I lived through the Great Recession. Now we’re stuck in the hell that is the 2020s. You can’t break me because I’m already broken.
@peytn3700
3 жыл бұрын
GenZ: *walks into a room* So are you gonna finally get out of my house? *genuinely annoyed* Millennial: *Clearly annoyed by the OBVIOUS stupid question* You gonna get out of my life?
@misuzu437
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who caught that Pinky and the Brain reference?! Animaniacs? Yes? Ok, I'll be over here...🥲
@MsMookalate
2 жыл бұрын
Once you spoke our pledge I felt the patriotic spirit in my heart. They’ll never understand, but it’s ok. We understand.🦒
@cloverassassinscreed
3 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken....bless you brothah! 🍀♥️🤣🤣
@JK808
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh kids dont even know blackberry let alone nokia
@Farfalla2728
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I know Nokia
@Farfalla2728
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I only know about the Nokia brick, but still.
@Berryations
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they do the next gen won’t tho
@hades3966
3 жыл бұрын
i literally owned a blackberry at some point in my childhood and i'm gen z
@katerkarlo159
3 жыл бұрын
@@hades3966 really? Literally?
@mannering333
3 жыл бұрын
You know this is totally Off the Mark but not only are you a fantastic voice actor I find myself skirting a line between wow this is funny he's very clever 2 damn does he even have the slightest awareness of how sexy he is? That being said your attention to detail is staggering I know for a fact that at least 2 of these generational representatives could (nay should) be in their underwear or jockstrap ... and you may have skipped over generation stripper! Shameless I know butt these suggestions grow from a holesome place.
@addie_is_me
Жыл бұрын
A pinky and the brain reference? I love you.
@sarcasticfangrl
2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that still remembers all the words to the toys r us jingle.
@seanmetcalf918
2 жыл бұрын
He said it wrong though.
@sarcasticfangrl
2 жыл бұрын
@@seanmetcalf918 no ones perfect
@seanmetcalf918
2 жыл бұрын
@@sarcasticfangrl nope
@JesusIsLord644
2 жыл бұрын
"Words of wisdom Lloyd, words of wisdom...."
@ieshawithani8339
2 жыл бұрын
This one, this one! Is the best!! I still sing that Toys "R" Us commercial song and I'm 43 years old!! My husband does too, all while doing the Kid n Play..... and our kids think we're crazy!! Gen X, we out here!!
@nbriez-c5914
3 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best video you made 👏 and i love all your videos
@autumnrain1892
Ай бұрын
I knew, before you said it, what was coming... 😂😂😂😂 I sang it with you
@lazarus9004
2 жыл бұрын
I knew exactly where he was going at "Are you ever going to grow up?". Love it!
@valkyrie5948
3 жыл бұрын
Dude is comic genius 😂😂😂
@alexricky87
2 жыл бұрын
I like the pinky and the brain reference and also the Toys 'R' Us ref
@sikanda8914
3 жыл бұрын
Oh God,this is my sister and I everyday conversations it is beautiful
@kmarlyd6169
3 жыл бұрын
I felt that on a spiritual level
@sonny1174
2 жыл бұрын
“To do what pinky? Try to take over the world?” Fucking…🤣🤣🤣
@tayloredwards1675
2 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@AmandaDixson
2 жыл бұрын
That Nokia 3310 is so tough, a semitruck could run over it, and it will still work.
@Waterpassion
2 жыл бұрын
I almost said you missed the toys r us kids line until I waited a minute and ta da! Perfect 🤣🤣
@Ayasmommy
2 жыл бұрын
The 3310 NOKIA WAS NO JOKE OMG THAT PHONE COULD WITHSTAND ANYTHING AND STILL COME ON!!! You just took me back with that one!!
@yayahermosa8310
2 жыл бұрын
He is amazing 🤣🤣🤣. He knows us so well.
@jamesdemorest6441
3 жыл бұрын
That hit differently
@eilliepadilla2029
3 ай бұрын
😂 lol The minute you said "I'll never grow up" I Immediately started singing the Toys R Us theme song
@katieswanhamilton3743
2 жыл бұрын
I sang it!! Haven’t thought of that jingle in a long time. What a fun moment that was😁 thanks!
@earcher
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely broke me when you started reciting that damn Toys 'R' Us crap. Lmfao.
@suzq2744
2 жыл бұрын
When you are so drunk vodka becomes tequila🤣
@Rose-yx6jq
3 ай бұрын
I still remember the building where the Toys R Us used to be.
@jackroyaltea5034
2 жыл бұрын
I love this dude That “Nah”. I felt it in my soul. I don’t feel any different than I did when I was 20. Except I’m far more confident and care far less what people think of me. I do me. Even if… No. Especially if it pisses people off.
@ryanweible9090
2 жыл бұрын
my take is that a 40 year old is a 20 year old whos knees hurt more. thats about it.
@EmiliaEve44
2 жыл бұрын
It's him talking to the tequila for me🤣😂🤣
@shawtyizanadult
3 ай бұрын
This is the best one yet!
@georgestefanou4250
Ай бұрын
Spitting straight fire right now😎😎😎😎😎🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
@metalmagerin3
3 ай бұрын
Toys "R" Us may be dead and gone But the memories of Geoffrey and the R Zone live on in all of us.
@rw28ks2012
2 жыл бұрын
"Bikes to TRAINS to video games" the pain was so bad I almost bled.
@dragonmaster613
2 жыл бұрын
Preach, brother, PREACH!
@soldatdaniels8738
2 жыл бұрын
Well, ya gotta respect someone like this, especially when you have seen how nearly everything associated with work and documents could suck the life out of you slowly.
@MsAubrey
2 жыл бұрын
Not the Nokia 3310! 🤣
@zeroxexe111
Ай бұрын
It's scribed onto my soul 😂😂😂
@bethannfeng5062
3 ай бұрын
😢 and now we're all that's left of that illusion 😢... that and our huge pike of toys in the closet, the garage, the storage unit... 🎉YAY!!!🎉 😄😄 Who's ready to go to the beach/boardwalk for the day!? 🎠🎡⛱️🌊🎢👋👋👋🙋♂️🙋🏼♀️🙋🙋🏽♀️🙋🏾🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️ Love your content!
@tuesdayjohnson3890
2 жыл бұрын
Born in 76 and been singing the jingle since the early 80's. Where's Gen X , this our Jam
@ryanweible9090
2 жыл бұрын
right here, our jam indeed.
@CelesteTheeDragonLady
2 жыл бұрын
And DO WHAT, Pinky!? Try to take over the world?!.
@dee2862
3 ай бұрын
Singing right along with you😂😂😂
@ThomasGantt92
2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Toys ''R'' Us 🙌🏽 My Guy Quote The Commercial (Word For Word)
@doodleguy5936
2 жыл бұрын
"toys r us" My inner voice: "hoorah"
@Biblioholic1993
2 жыл бұрын
Man I've never been sad about Toys R Us before this guy kicked me in my childhood with this solemn reading.
@afa13829
2 жыл бұрын
Ive felt this in my SOUL!!!!
@nastynate534
2 жыл бұрын
This whole time I really identified as a GenX... you make that living right on the cusp with Millennial seem like the perfect thing.
@Queen.Lady.Jocelyn
2 жыл бұрын
"From bikes to trains to video games I want to be a Toy's R Us kid. I don't want to grow up I don't wanna grow up, I don't wanna grow up!!!" I apologize now😭
@mistakencrown4858
2 жыл бұрын
Omg, you are my spirit animal. 😂🍻
@Castor586
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought he was going to start singing the Pokemon Theme Song "I wanna be, the very best...."
@pedrovillalta5342
2 жыл бұрын
Not the dramatic monologue, literally me.
@nix2747
3 ай бұрын
I did make that vow too. I have not been living up to my end of the deal...that changes today
@Nxt6
2 жыл бұрын
Everything I am is embarrassing 😂 That hit my heart lol
@Strickalator
2 жыл бұрын
Gen X also a Toys R US kid.
@oneleghendo5239
2 жыл бұрын
I saw the Toy’s’R’Us bit coming and i still laughed…
@omnikingzeno5520
2 жыл бұрын
Toys R us being closed feels wierd for me when I was little I always loved the place
@ryanweible9090
2 жыл бұрын
its crazy that outside of the usually messed up toy section in wal mart and the slightly nicer on in target, kids these days dont have real toy stores. yeah you can shop online, but going to a toy store was a feeling. im gen x so we had a bunch of them, and its crazy what young kids are missing.
@noducksgivenandthensome2547
2 жыл бұрын
That toys r us monologue makes me wish i was still a toys r us kid instead of a bill paying adult
@LokiFreestyle
2 жыл бұрын
That last part made me cry
@Jeff-ur2jv
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 he is fukin hilarious. I miss toys r us n pinky n the brain
@andidreyes5323
2 жыл бұрын
GEOFFREY! COME BACK!?! I love their Easter comnercial. Ya'll know it: Here comes...Peter Cotton...tail...~as the bunnies multiply~
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