Momoa got a look on his face like hes thinking "I really need to start reading the scripts before i sign on"
@KevinVideo
11 күн бұрын
There's a meme of that face going around right now that says "When you walk into a GameStop and they don't call you 'Ma'am'."
@marqod1437
11 күн бұрын
Maybe he's trying to remember if he got the lump sum or opted for a revenue split.
@ZER0O9
11 күн бұрын
@@KevinVideo I said that earlier, he straight up looks like gamestop ma'am.
@deadnorth8648
11 күн бұрын
Can he even read...🤔
@ricardohoang8452
11 күн бұрын
@@KevinVideo warnerbruh said that it's for kids! 😂
@JackRabbit1234
10 күн бұрын
Im convinced this is a humiliation ritual for Jason Mamoa. The Rock , John Cena , and Kevin Hart all went through the same ritual.
@daisyfaye3630
9 күн бұрын
Right. Like wtf happened to this once piece of prime man meat? He’s must of done something really bad.
@MunKeeButt67
9 күн бұрын
@@JackRabbit1234 they have to appear in drag at least once in the 10 films they are contracted. It's happened to lots of them. That's why there's so many sequels and "verses" now. 🍆🍩/👗=💰 is the Hollywood formula 🙃
@RealParadox85
8 күн бұрын
Kevin Hart's entire career is a humiliation ritual
@MrEzio-i3l
8 күн бұрын
All pathetic masonic rituals
@Austin-eulo
2 күн бұрын
@@RealParadox85he was never entertaining
@TheBaldWonder
11 күн бұрын
“This movie is intended for children, not adults.” Well, I’m the one paying for it and we aren’t going to see it.
@_Irrelevant
11 күн бұрын
And if it's for kids, why do they swear in the first 15 seconds of the trailer?
@alexellis8163
11 күн бұрын
If I were a parent, I'd be offended at the studio aiming this trash towards my kids. That whole argument never sits well with me, it's degrading towards children.
@E4S65
11 күн бұрын
It shouldn't just be for kids. Minecraft has always had broad appeal to many ages and the game is 13 years old now so many of its early fans are now adults if they weren't adults to begin with. So if the game isn't just for kids why should the movie be?
@chaos.corner
11 күн бұрын
@@E4S65 Yup. I'm getting to be an old man and I've played it with two of my kids (one for ~10 years) and staring to think about buying it for a third. This movie just looks bad.
@Milo_hAt3r
11 күн бұрын
@@_IrrelevantKids these days have heard far worse.
@KainaX122
11 күн бұрын
As a Minecraft fan, all I can say is, “No, God! Please no! No! *_NOOOOOOOO!!”_*
@MajinBuuButtercup
9 күн бұрын
This movie is our Toby.
@MrStephanInc
7 күн бұрын
Kind of ironic that you quoted Michael Scott from The Office, considering that Steve Carell was at one point supposed to star in this movie before Jason Momoa and Jack Black did.
@KainaX122
7 күн бұрын
@@MrStephanInc that is ironic. But hey, it was just the perfect expression of my disgust at this trailer 😂
@rickybobby421
11 күн бұрын
Can they not find an actor who isn’t Jack Black?😂
@aquavitae3824
11 күн бұрын
Evil sticks together.
@sup3414
11 күн бұрын
Seperate the art from the artist, snowflake.
@VaTzRaDz
11 күн бұрын
Right like where's all the new up-and-coming Illuminati puppets ? . I'll throw my name in that hat for an upcoming gig.😂
@MaxBraver555
11 күн бұрын
If not, they’ll hire Dwayne Johnson
@jamesb.russell2942
11 күн бұрын
It's cuz Jack is a 👃
@moseszero3281
11 күн бұрын
They put a girl insulting steve in the trailer -- that is ALL you need to know about the people that made this abomination.
@venusstar2963
7 күн бұрын
Jack Black playing Steve in the first place is an insult.
@vanguardRailgun924
11 күн бұрын
The movie should have just been full animation. Why they’re using regular people is beyond me.
@HiddenStr3ngth
11 күн бұрын
Prolly trying to do a jumanji sort of thing.
@inciacci549
11 күн бұрын
Pixels aren't inclusive enough
@CallieFan
10 күн бұрын
@@TheSoCalledZoner1 imagine if you never shut up
@Atomizer74
10 күн бұрын
I was actually thinking the same thing. Sometimes I can appreciate mixed styles, but with this, just make the whole movie animated.
@Raccoon-Formers
10 күн бұрын
If they made the people blocky they’d be nightmare fuel😬
@jenni5104
10 күн бұрын
Also, a friendly reminder that Jason Momoa once said that if you support Trump, he doesn't want you to see his movies.
@dougfisher2060
10 күн бұрын
That's fine. I won't be seeing this.
@plasmawarper5837
8 күн бұрын
Hes not getting my money
@jhnyjoejoe69
8 күн бұрын
He should have auditioned for the minecraft pig role since he he has the same uneven eyes.
@lilybelden9405
8 күн бұрын
guess i have to see the minecraft movie now.
@jenni5104
8 күн бұрын
@@lilybelden9405 You do you, pumpkin. 👍
@bygonewonders
11 күн бұрын
They're making a movie about a game of nothing but blocks, and they cast the roundest possible actor's
@limol5375
9 күн бұрын
Your comment made my day😂
@leongay3190
9 күн бұрын
just like deadpool 3
@quehunyt
8 күн бұрын
@@leongay3190 huh? You're trying to say Deadpool was supposed to look like blocks?
@plasmawarper5837
8 күн бұрын
Thats what happens when dei is the golden calf to hollywood
@BurritoRoll
8 күн бұрын
@@quehunytthat’s the kind of person you ignore 😂 dude has some grudges in those 100+ comments I bet. And you don’t need to read past the latest comments.
@sygmarvexarion7891
11 күн бұрын
How did Jason Momoa go from being a mega badass in Dune to being in the same movie as Jack Black? I feel like it's a fall from grace.
@Revkor
8 күн бұрын
dude he was a badass in SG Atlantis
@sniggles05
8 күн бұрын
This happens when you live a too expensive life. Then you have to sign for all you can to get more money.
@AnkardTan
8 күн бұрын
they used up the rock so they hired the rock from temu
@redneckranger2144
8 күн бұрын
Never play Aquaman. Not even once.😅
@jb3290
5 күн бұрын
He looks like a trailer park trans person
@dragon509100
11 күн бұрын
This movie would have been better if it were all animation, including the characters minus the realistic look to it
@Speedstreak
11 күн бұрын
I agree.
@SapphireKnight675
11 күн бұрын
ditto, they have the world about right, but seriously, just Green Screen, animate the characters too, probably won't save it, but still
@CommDante
11 күн бұрын
Agreed, pretty much 'anything but this' hehe 😋
@peterbelanger4094
11 күн бұрын
Should it even BE a movie? Well, they already did Battleship. What's next? PONG!...... the movie?
@CommDante
11 күн бұрын
@@peterbelanger4094 Well, the Minesweeper from College humor looked kinda interesting, compared to todays standards. was just a silly joke back then. 😋
@giulizpaviz6381
10 күн бұрын
The moment Jack Black said "I am Steve" I responded "No, you're not..."
@xipheonj
10 күн бұрын
My first thought was actually "well at least they didn't bring Steve into this" "...why is his shirt blue, he had better not say that he's" **ambulance sirens**
@ImTheBestestEver
11 күн бұрын
They really think they can just turn Borderlands and Minecraft into Jamanji and no one is going to notice how cheap and lazy they're being.
@ohsweetmystery
11 күн бұрын
DEI is fully in place in Hollywood. Writing, set design, character design, everything. All garbage now.
@peterrealar2.067
11 күн бұрын
It's called an isekai, and that's not Jumanji. That's the sequel or reboot. The original was a reverse isekai, which is a more fun story.
@eddobh
11 күн бұрын
Nah, you can say this is an isekai, and you can say even that Jumanji is an isekai even before this was considered a genre of its own. Doesn't change the fact that the trailer makes the movie look a Jumanji rip off in the Minecraft world.
@youravghuman5231
11 күн бұрын
@@peterrealar2.067 isekai is anime/jp media genre, what does it have to do with western media? 😂 By your logic all dceu and mcu are all isekai. Jumanji is isekai.
@peterrealar2.067
11 күн бұрын
@@youravghuman5231 No, Jumanji is a REVERSE isekai, Jumanji II is an isekai. It's called a story genre. Isekai literally means "other world", so Jumanji ISN'T an isekai by definition. The sequel is, absolutely, and the sequel after that. There's a thing called a Western Isekai. Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe is a western isekai.
@alexandriajohnson6656
11 күн бұрын
With Momoa looking like he stumbled blindfolded into a Thrift store & put on whatever he touched & Jack Black looking likeJack Black, it's a Hard Pass 🤮
@user-us5dr2qi2r
11 күн бұрын
Jack Black can only ever be Jack Black he is not a actor, and he bloody well is not STEVE. And wtf is Jason Monona even wearing.
@ajanilynx
11 күн бұрын
Ikr
@carlchapman4053
11 күн бұрын
@@ajanilynx JAson Gaymoa
@mr.vargas5648
11 күн бұрын
Body positive Steve.
@Wanten-the-stormtrooper
10 күн бұрын
Unless you have someone with a firm hand breathing down his neck like Miyamoto was with the Mario movie, but there's no one like that in Hollywood anymore.
@AJsWorld
10 күн бұрын
Right, I have never seen a film where Jack Black isn't playing Jack Black. I think back to School of Rock and I see him here for 2 seconds and he's just exactly the same but with a grey beard.
@SirMeowsAlot89
9 күн бұрын
It may not be a movie for adults. But Minecraft launched in 2011. People are adults now who grew up playing it.. maybe they should have factored that in.
@nonamejellyfish2571
11 күн бұрын
What is with Jack Black looking like he's preparing to play Karl Marx?
@rcrawford42
11 күн бұрын
He wants to be Karl Marx -- paid to write evil nonsense and screw other peoples' wives.
@MajinBuuButtercup
9 күн бұрын
He's playing him in real life.
@ColKlink-pk9yx
8 күн бұрын
Or pedo-Karl-Marx. Sadly he's got the "look".
@AliceInBlunderland666
7 күн бұрын
Yeah I was gonna say he probably identifies as him.
@dannysarco6743
7 күн бұрын
LMAO!!!!! On the nose!
@deviantknight7009
10 күн бұрын
If it's not for adults, then why are there adults as main characters?
@chrisleyhe9039
11 күн бұрын
Trying to "movie-ize" Minecraft is stupid enough as it is. It's like trying to cyber-attack the Amish, or burn down a submarine.
@notsure6915
11 күн бұрын
Cyber attack the Amish 😂 Omfg you just killed me
@Xbalanque84
11 күн бұрын
Or flying a rocket to the sun at night.
@ternodons3090
11 күн бұрын
Or making a ton of sequels nobody asked for. Glad that's not what the world has come to.
@vissermatt1058
11 күн бұрын
You could totally make s minecraft ip movie, im not sure on why they choose this style though. Live action humans in a cgi fest had a niche place in the market, until the star wars prequals and then disney invented the volume... And now its a major sign of low quality everything.
@honkler5974
11 күн бұрын
Funny you say that fires have happened on and destroyed submarines
@MarzolaMagic
11 күн бұрын
Everything the Lego Movie did right, this is going to do wrong.
@zoeledwards6617
11 күн бұрын
When I saw Jack Black in it, I immediately say “passed” on it. Thank goodness Kevin Hart is not in it.
@ajanilynx
11 күн бұрын
😂
@rcrawford42
11 күн бұрын
Kevin Hart will be playing Herobrine.
@LiberalsArePoop
11 күн бұрын
Kevin Hart is the death of entertainment.
@toadynamite8141
11 күн бұрын
But that means he's somewhere loose!
@UKARCADES2015
11 күн бұрын
Mf kevin hart can be a ender man then ! Lol .
@Dante02d12
11 күн бұрын
Kotaku already went with the "This movie is not meant for you" narrative, lmao!
@jacotromp59581
11 күн бұрын
Jack Black and Jason Mamoa can kiss their careers goodbye.
@Mary_Puppins
11 күн бұрын
What did Jason Momoa do?? lol
@foxboy6145
11 күн бұрын
@Mary_Puppins He agreed to this.
@ikecarr5989
11 күн бұрын
@@foxboy6145Momoa is a rather likeable dude who seems like someone you can hang out with. Anymore, Jack Black, looks and acts like the crazy homeless guy you can't legally get rid of. Not too mention his cheering on his Tenacious D bandmate's pro Trump assassination birthday wish.
@foxboy6145
11 күн бұрын
@ikecarr5989 Well, I know Momoa doesn't want Trump supporters to be fans of his. And again, he agreed to be in this, showing he doesn't gave sound judgement. But yeah, Jack seems to have went with a career suicide speedrun, and has lost any and all goodwill he might have had left. I don't even know if I can watch the Mario movie anymore SOLELY because of him.
@Wanten-the-stormtrooper
10 күн бұрын
@@foxboy6145I'd still be happy to watch the Mario movie since Shigeru Miyamoto basically kept the politics out of the movie and as a result IMO Jack plays Bowser pretty well, but I can also understand why you wouldn't want to watch it since yeah, it's pretty horrendous to see how far he's fallen since then.
@johnmichaels4330
11 күн бұрын
After jack blacks comments, we dont watch his crap.
@premiumdude8353
11 күн бұрын
Even without jack black, this would still fail.
@foxboy6145
11 күн бұрын
Or it might fail IN PART due to him.
@leongay3190
9 күн бұрын
@@foxboy6145 it may make a billion dollars
@pierrechateaux1954
9 күн бұрын
In all honesty, i would have watched it (pir8) if not for jack african american
@Yayofangamer16
8 күн бұрын
@@leongay3190 Nope, Nintendo drone
@leonardoa4820
7 күн бұрын
It might fail because of him. Who the fuck wants a hobo Steve
@Tsagia
10 күн бұрын
Do you see now why in the first Matrix movie,Morpheus said that the pinnacle of human civilization was somewhere around 1999?
@emiranda2491
11 күн бұрын
The fan movie is 1000 times better than what Hollywood just deficated out.
@random__joe
11 күн бұрын
Fan movie? Where can I watch?
@emiranda2491
10 күн бұрын
@@random__joe If you type Minecraft Story mode movie, you will find it. It is under Wazzy channel.
@t.e.d.d7177
10 күн бұрын
@@random__joehe means the animated ones like falling Kingdom,songs of war…etc
@linked2dio26
10 күн бұрын
@random__joe ive seen one from 2014 that was better than this shit. It was a short film of Steve saving his pet wolf that was stolen.
@scottwatson6763
10 күн бұрын
This one?
@DCI_LeoDan_
10 күн бұрын
Why's everyone fat?
@MattGraves01
11 күн бұрын
Minecraft doesn't even work as a film. It has no story to adapt.
@j0hnf_uk
11 күн бұрын
They'll no doubt use the same, tired old plot of having got trapped in the Minecraft world and need to perform certain tasks, (with the help of Steve), in order to escape.
@avalond1193
11 күн бұрын
Wait till you see the trailer to the Tetris movie in development
@xboxemoji4773
11 күн бұрын
@@avalond1193Tetris?!? Next they’ll make a candy crush and bejeweled movie😂
@tusharrajkonwar2378
11 күн бұрын
@@xboxemoji4773We need a Temple Run movie tho.
@rcrawford42
11 күн бұрын
You could make a Minecraft movie, since it's an open world, but it would take creativity. I'd love to have seen it packed full of in-jokes, cameos by Minecraft KZitemrs, and more a celebration of the game than a piece of "modern audience" trash.
@Ravalin
10 күн бұрын
the trailer looks like a generic pharmaceutical ad. Full expect to have someone narrate the side effects as the trailer goes on.
@dougfisher2060
10 күн бұрын
Don't take too much Flintstones vitamins, kids.
@danielsdimension2003
11 күн бұрын
This movie looks like a lazy cash grab.
@ajanilynx
11 күн бұрын
Ikr
@Rebrn-bk5em
11 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly. They know millions of kids will beg to see this
@gerrade71278
11 күн бұрын
It also looks a lot like Warner Brothers Lego movie. Just less funny.
@renderthevoiid9104
10 күн бұрын
Well duh thats the whole point of makimg movies. Is to make money. Its a career
@Raskolnikov70
9 күн бұрын
@@renderthevoiid9104 If they wanted this movie to make money, it wouldn't look like....... well, this.
@CreatingTheEngineer
11 күн бұрын
My kids: "That was cringe!"
@richardstrand2130
11 күн бұрын
Not sure why this wasn’t fully animated. Looks like real people in front of AI.
@j0hnf_uk
11 күн бұрын
That's because it is.
@wam3863
10 күн бұрын
I’ve never liked Jack Black. I will never understand the appeal.
@MisterMick113
6 күн бұрын
He appeals to the losers who relate to him. Went to school with a kid who reminds me of him and he thinks he's great.
@davidcooke8005
2 күн бұрын
The Tenacious D album is actually pretty brilliant. Nothing else he's done has been exceptional.
@younger544
11 күн бұрын
Jack Black is literally the same character in every movie he is in.
@glamrockfoxy6667
10 күн бұрын
Right
@dougfisher2060
10 күн бұрын
Now he's some 55 year old manchild with a midlife crisis.
@Mr_Triscuit
9 күн бұрын
And I don't think that character suits the role of Steve very well at all.
@shokujinki
8 күн бұрын
I was honestly expecting him to say he is Jack Black
@Mr_Triscuit
8 күн бұрын
@@shokujinki Honestly that probably would have made it way less cringe.
@bonniebeauty
9 күн бұрын
My kid loves Minecraft. I'm not paying for this garbage. Minecraft Steve is not over weight and does not have a gray beard. Did they really have to put the word "hell" in a kids movie?
@imacactus2
5 күн бұрын
Profane language right in the trailer. Coupled with Jack Black I won't go anywhere near this, nor will my family.
@MrC0WM00
11 күн бұрын
It looks like one of those toy commercials where the kids are playing in a CGI world and then it transitions to the kids playing with toys the real world.
@ajanilynx
11 күн бұрын
Ikr
@schmittywobberganggermanson
10 күн бұрын
They made the Piglins the villains which doesn't make any sense instead of the Illagers(literal raiders in the game) because it might offend people with GRAY SKIN 😭😭😭
@jaegerbomb269
11 күн бұрын
Jason is like, "god, please may Dune Messiah start filming soon. I need that to save my career."
@ElectricalExistence
11 күн бұрын
i cant stand that guy. i saw a vid of him feeling up an 11yo girl.
@jamesb.russell2942
11 күн бұрын
@@ElectricalExistence 🤯🤯🤯
@timothywong7280
11 күн бұрын
I don't think he had any idea how many movies he signed on when he agreed to be Duncan Idaho … I don't think his agent told him that …
@Lucifer.Z.
11 күн бұрын
link?
@mrdeckard1076
11 күн бұрын
Didn’t his character die in the first Dune?
@southboundguitar
10 күн бұрын
Jason M. playing a transformer is the equivalent to Martin Lawrence in a dress. Matt Williams was right.
@ProtoNecron
11 күн бұрын
Truly the most "modern audience" movie ever made.
@sup3414
11 күн бұрын
How?
@jamesb.russell2942
11 күн бұрын
@sup3414 the characters are: muscle man in pink, fatbla, zoomerbait, jewfro kid and Jack Black
@theoriginalman9426
11 күн бұрын
@@jamesb.russell2942 Are you serious? THAT'S the reason why you guys are hating on it? not because its real life put in minecraft? not because its hyper-realistic and weird looking? not because its live action and not animated? but because of THESE reasons? wtf what a load of baloney, you're complaining about a guy wearing pink in a movie about fucking cubes lmao.
@damigamermx-us8291
11 күн бұрын
@@theoriginalman9426cry about it
@buffsniper
11 күн бұрын
@@jamesb.russell2942don't forget The Borderlands ahh jokes
@iakatat2
10 күн бұрын
Why do they keep casting jack in movies? He’s like a death touch at this point.
@phungo8606
11 күн бұрын
Jack Black seems to be the harbinger of death for movies lately.
@wolfzend5964
11 күн бұрын
Super Mario Bros was probably his final successful movie. After everything that happened, I doubt anyone cares about him anymore,
@foxboy6145
11 күн бұрын
@wolfzend5964 Or you have people like me actively hoping for his downfall, and wanting him to be blacklisted from the industry. But yeah, wishing death upon a presidential candidate is NOT a good look. Bet Australia might ban it.
@info0
10 күн бұрын
@@wolfzend5964 he was the voice of Bowser. No-one saw him on screen. He has good voice, but as an actor he is lacking so much.
@xipheonj
10 күн бұрын
@@foxboy6145 Jack Black didn't wish that, Kyle Gas did, and it basically broke up the band when he retracted his apology. He was clearly against it, hence the forced apology Kyle had to make in the first place. There's plenty to hate him for without this witch hunt crap.
@dougfisher2060
10 күн бұрын
@@xipheonjJust because he didn't say it doesn't mean he's against it. And he would've said it if it was his birthday.
@alienfac32
10 күн бұрын
looks like they asked chatgpt for a script.. a Modern script..
@terminator6950
11 күн бұрын
Why is it so impossible to make a movie for fans of a franchise nowadays?
@tylere.8436
11 күн бұрын
Because Hollywood cares about the dollar and attention
@VornaTruth
8 күн бұрын
The woke message
@Beldhan
7 күн бұрын
because they don't make movie for the fan anymore, they make it for twitter!
@Power5
6 күн бұрын
@@tylere.8436 not many dollars rolling in from garbage like this. Maybe the movie will be better than the trailer but not going to be holding my breath. Maybe they will see how hated the live characters are and just CGI the entire movie. I mean why not? 99% of the movie is CGI so just make an animated minecraft movie. You know, like Lego movie which was a huge success. Sorry, that movie had 2 people in it for about 5 minutes of screen time.
@utrock5067
4 күн бұрын
Especially when it's fans that actually do this better.
@Dark_Kommissar
10 күн бұрын
Jason Mamoa looks like he’s playing a flamboyant hairdresser from the 1970s.
@Onering80
11 күн бұрын
Minecraft: Your only limitation is your imagination. Writers for a Modern Audience: Their greatest detriment is their imagination. So they are making a movie based on a game which excels due to boundless imagination being written by writers that have no imagination. Where is the Blizzcon red-shirt guy when you need him? Cause if this isn't an April fools joke.................
@monkeydmaverick
10 күн бұрын
lol. The irony
@alexander1274
10 күн бұрын
Is nobody going to mention how the human rendering into the Minecraft world looks AWFUL?
@TWIXTIMA0
11 күн бұрын
Never tought I'd live to see transgender Jason mamoa in a minecraft movie .
@ExpertAssass1n
11 күн бұрын
Humiliation ritual
@herkload
11 күн бұрын
The fact that he accepted the role is embarrassing. I used to really admire him when he played aqua man back in the day, but damn he really sold out.
@gsleo2396
11 күн бұрын
Looks more like a drag queen.
@Jacy-dx6dx
11 күн бұрын
Pink is a nice color for characters like Mcfly but... Not Mamoa
@cardinmalone4974
11 күн бұрын
Supergay Jason Mamoa
@24framedavinci39
11 күн бұрын
The NES version of Tetris sold 100m. Across all platforms, it's 500m. Nothing will outsell Tetris.
@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074
9 күн бұрын
Ironically, Tetris is Russian. 😂
@Yayofangamer16
8 күн бұрын
@@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074Wrong. Not anymore
@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074
8 күн бұрын
@@Yayofangamer16 How am I wrong? It absolutely was created by a Russian. WTF?
@dylan-reece
11 күн бұрын
Jason's got that lunch lady in drag look down perfect!
@DoomBowser64
11 күн бұрын
The big chick also looks like a lunch lady😂
@kurotenshi8100
11 күн бұрын
@@DoomBowser64 ngl I thought the original comment was referring to her xD
@gerrade71278
11 күн бұрын
Lol
@JamorrisTyson
10 күн бұрын
Oh no a man in pink it's funny how pink used to be a boy color and blue a girl's but we changed it and now we follow modern color gender like it the law
@Satans_Legion_of_Evil
10 күн бұрын
@@JamorrisTyson The use of blue for boys and pink for girls originated in the 1950's, and there was no switch. Before the 1950's, women wore both blue and pink dresses (along with other colored dresses), while men often wore blue suits. Pink was sometimes associated with boys when red was associated with men, but that was an age-related color system, not a sex-related one. Also, blue and pink are not exclusively used for sex labeling; no one thinks of girls liking blue as "gay", but many modern people seem to think that boys liking pink are gay or even trans (maybe because of Barbie or princesses). Because Jason Mamoa is wearing both a pink jacket and a wig, people that are used to most movies being woke think that the movie might make him gay (maybe they will, but I'm not expecting anything), but maybe they'll turn him into some weird 1980's hipster (despite Minecraft not even existing until 2009). Jason Mamoa in pink isn't the biggest problem that people have with the movie, and neither is the random black fat woman; it's either the horrible CGI, or Jack Black as Minecraft Steve. A middle-aged fat guy with a black and gray beard playing a slim and muscular adult with brown hair and a beard stubble (and also wearing light-blue V-neck sweater, with another light-blue shirt underneath, instead of a light-blue jacket) sounds very Borderland-ish.
@dread9030
9 күн бұрын
Piglins wouldn't be in the overworld. They would turn into zombie piglins.
@Hollyclown
11 күн бұрын
It’s incredible that you got these videogame movies who learn NOTHING from the successes of other franchises.
@foxboy6145
11 күн бұрын
Or they learn the wrong lesson.
@tylere.8436
11 күн бұрын
Or they just don't care and need an easy paycheck somehow.
@xipheonj
10 күн бұрын
To be fair we're still in the tail end of movies that were well into post production when the successes finally happened like Mario. It'll still be another few years before the movies and shows that were created with these lessons finally come out.
@Eidako
9 күн бұрын
They might be banking on the negative backlash. Like the HeadOn or Liberty Mutual commercials. "Any publicity is good publicity."
@Mr_Triscuit
9 күн бұрын
@@tylere.8436 That's kinda the point. They're gonna have to do a lot better than this and others if they want a paycheck.
@swordmonkey5932
11 күн бұрын
It doesn't help that a lot of people dont like Jack Black because of his political soap boxing
@Themasktrooper
11 күн бұрын
They said they want it to avoid a Ugly Sonic situation now Ugly Sonic got the last laugh
@Gumbatron01
9 күн бұрын
Minecraft the movie, starting Jack Black as Karl Marx.
@user-ws3ce5bn6f
11 күн бұрын
This trailer is god awful.
@liamphibia
11 күн бұрын
We went from getting excited from a Sonic Movie trailer to THIS?!
@techpriest4787
10 күн бұрын
It already starts with the music... The same generic "bam bam bam" nonsense. As if Minecraft OST did not have its own identity. It is perfect for wonder moments. And then they show a pink sheep... Punkcraft.
@taterpun6211
10 күн бұрын
Way to ruin the good video game movies streak
@renderthevoiid9104
10 күн бұрын
What exactly is bad about it? Looks funny
@user-ws3ce5bn6f
10 күн бұрын
@@renderthevoiid9104 guess my biggest issues is why it wasn’t all animated like the Lego movie. Using real people looks awful. The people themselves look like dimwits with how they look and dress. And Jack Black as Steve? Like talk about a major missed casting. Dude looks like a hobo.
@funzario144
11 күн бұрын
0:17 I feel Concord vibes. The character creator obviously found a new job in Hollywood.
@The_Desert_Hero
11 күн бұрын
Being pegged by Gina Carano would be a better experience than watching modern Hollywood movies.
@IstariAzul777
11 күн бұрын
U know if Gina was liberal I bet KK woulda found a way to do this. Stunning and brave!
@vanguardRailgun924
11 күн бұрын
At least she’d use lube and she’s attractive.
@pasalasaga
11 күн бұрын
I think I wouldn't mind...
@jamesb.russell2942
11 күн бұрын
^ gay
@Volyren
11 күн бұрын
@@jamesb.russell2942 it's gayer to let your doctor give you a prostate exam. I wouldn't care for either, just keeping it 💯
@steveaustin4013
10 күн бұрын
At what point does Jason momoa discover dignity?
@ryanmiller-nh4cl
11 күн бұрын
This is unacceptable everyone knows Minecraft and it should have been easy for them instead of making Jumanji slop type of movie.
@Raximus3000
11 күн бұрын
It is not even Jumanji slop! Getting into a game as a character is a good idea, but they are obviously not there as characters.
@ryanmiller-nh4cl
11 күн бұрын
@@Raximus3000I know but my point is that they could have easy fully animated just like what universal did with super Mario bros.
@Raximus3000
11 күн бұрын
@@ryanmiller-nh4cl Yep!
@frank_4408
10 күн бұрын
And suddenly the video game adaptations by Uwe Boll are not the worst anymore.
@frittsbitts
11 күн бұрын
My son is 13 and asked if I saw the trailer. He mentioned how dumb it was BEFORE I had any input, this movie will be super sanitized and made for everyone and no-one at the same time.
@peterson8570
10 күн бұрын
It also shows that Jason only cares about money and no Dignity
@smbd1234
11 күн бұрын
When Jack Black appeared I scream saying that F%&# isn't Steve
@indalecio539
10 күн бұрын
Don't even have to click play to know that's a sassy black independent woman who don't need no man. Mmmmhmm.
@dougfisher2060
10 күн бұрын
Oh nein he didn't.
@justinperez2057
11 күн бұрын
If only it was animated like The Super Mario Bros film. All these video game franchises require animation to really bring them to life.
@eclipsehorse8693
10 күн бұрын
"What's a Minecraft?" - Harrison Ford, probably
@poohbair88able
11 күн бұрын
Showed this to my kids and told them I would take them to see this if they didn't clean their rooms. Needless to say, the rooms are spotless
@z-rex6068
10 күн бұрын
😂
@yxmichaelxyyxmichaelxy3074
9 күн бұрын
This is how discipline is taught.
@Franetzky
4 күн бұрын
LOL
@baska-
9 күн бұрын
I love watching Hollywood lose money.
@jbourbon3734
11 күн бұрын
Up until now, I didn't think it was possible to screw up with something as simple as Minecraft.
@HeyCraze
10 күн бұрын
As a person that's played Minecraft for well over 15 years; I was going like "WTF Is this! This Makes No Sense!!" I'm still going on like that!
@ninjabearpress2574
11 күн бұрын
Once again the trailer itself convinced me to save my money, thanks.
@Worldfire_Interactive
11 күн бұрын
Yeah remember when cleverly cut trailers used to trick us into watching garbage? Now they can’t even find 2 minutes of footage in an entire film to spin into a convincing lie 😂
@ninjabearpress2574
10 күн бұрын
@@Worldfire_Interactive Agreed.
@renderthevoiid9104
10 күн бұрын
Mimecraft is a garbage game. This looks funny atleast
@ninjabearpress2574
10 күн бұрын
@@renderthevoiid9104 Hey a lot of people might enjoy this movie, it's not for me to say.
@SuperSky9
8 күн бұрын
How is an annoyed black women saying "Wut da heyll" not racist caricature?
@KendrickEdits
11 күн бұрын
This is basically going to be The Borderlands The movie 2.0. IT’S TIME TO STOP!!!
@Reversion1970
10 күн бұрын
The cast has DIE all over it, sickening to look at. WTF is up with Jason Samosa.. is this supposed to be an Illuminati humiliation ritual?
@Yayofangamer16
8 күн бұрын
Yes
@fierwether
11 күн бұрын
"It's Aqua-MA'AM!"
@garyroachsanderson7012
Күн бұрын
😭
@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
11 күн бұрын
Holy shit, Hollywood just keeps going from L to L.
@weebamf
11 күн бұрын
"What the hell" lady looking at sheep. Thats what I said looking at her.
@sup3414
11 күн бұрын
A black woman triggered you? Good lord, kid🤦
@theoriginalman9426
11 күн бұрын
What? why? is this some kind of joke?
@rogerborg
10 күн бұрын
"Well, _that_ just happened!"
@pegeta
10 күн бұрын
She looks completely out of place on so many levels.
@generalcheese6783
10 күн бұрын
@@theoriginalman9426 there's no joke it's just racism
@argenthellion
10 күн бұрын
I'm honestly getting sick and tired of having the same seven fucking actors being cast in absolutely everything. GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A SHOT !!!
@GrimSoulBanisher
11 күн бұрын
I think the Concord character designers had a hand in this film
@Lucifer-hq5pe
11 күн бұрын
Has to be it for sure. What is going on with 2024? The year of worst movies, year of worst video games, what's next? 😂
@GrimSoulBanisher
11 күн бұрын
@Lucifer-hq5pe But also we have had some bangers. Deadpool and Wolverine. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice seems like it's going to be at least a decent sequel. Then for games we got Helldivers 2 (pre-PC debacle), Stellar Blade, Shadow of the Erdtree, FF7 Rebirth, Black Myth Wukong. Zenless Zone Zero is a fantastic free to play game and Enotria The Last Song is shaping up to potentially be a competent Souls like.
@Eidako
9 күн бұрын
Satisfactory 1.0 and Factorio: Space Age. It's not all bad.
@retroarcadefan
9 күн бұрын
FJB. The movie should be all animation.
@teejaynumber13
11 күн бұрын
Why they decided to put the leftover "magical creatures" from the Snow White live action movie as the main cast for this film is beyond me. It's such a brain-dead decision.
@JohnDavidSullivan
10 күн бұрын
Minecraft Story Mode was the better way to go.
@KevinVideo
11 күн бұрын
Kotaku is all over the whole "this movie isn't made for you" headlines, but then that begs the question then who IS it for? Kids might go see it, but kids movies have entertain parents too, and some of those parents probably played Minecraft when the game first came out.
@taterpun6211
10 күн бұрын
Made for kids, but the first line we hear from the movie is cursing
@happydays4176
8 күн бұрын
Trailers are typically supposed to include the best moments of the movie... In any case, I'd give it a benefit of a doubt. I haven't seen anything terrible in the trailer.
@micahmann2417
11 күн бұрын
This almost makes The Emoji Movie look like a masterpiece, but not quite.
@ParkerCS2
11 күн бұрын
Emoji movie in my top 5 worst movies of all time. But this definitely looks bad too
@elmergloo3259
8 күн бұрын
If they animated the Minecraft movie like with the same care as The Super Mario movie, they could have made so much money. Even with Jack Black as the main character voice it would have done okay, but how many of the millions of Minecraft gamers want to see live actors in the Minecraft universe?
@Reifirup
5 күн бұрын
The modern audience, all 50 of them.
@Kylorin235
11 күн бұрын
Warner Bros and its library of DC comics could have used jason mamoa for a stand alone Lobo movie where he just beats up space guys and has a rad bike. But no, they made him the gamestop ma’am
@Doc13rain
11 күн бұрын
If it was fully animated, it should make 1.5 billions but with that idk anyone above 8 that would be interested.
@HardRockMiner
11 күн бұрын
So Aquaman isn't his biggest failure? I didn't see that coming.
@foxboy6145
11 күн бұрын
Unless they mean the second one?
@dburgd99
10 күн бұрын
@@mablesfatalfable6021 A success for the studios doesnt make a movie good. There are many examples of that for sure.
@xipheonj
10 күн бұрын
I'm actually worried that this movie won't fail because of how many kids and ignorant young adults love minecraft. They're going to see this anyway and the kids might still like Jack Black being Jack Black.
@WatchMeWatchStuff
14 сағат бұрын
Hollywood is terrified of casting new actors. And they ritually humiliate the ones they control
@JustTooDamnHonest
11 күн бұрын
The video game live action curse is very much alive here.
@dragonforever7834
10 күн бұрын
Why does every single video game movie look like it's making fun of the video game? They never take them serious at all.
@Uppearance
11 күн бұрын
I thought if there was ever going to be a Minecraft, it would have the approach similar to The Lego Movie. It was a movie that appealed to everyone with jokes sophisticated enough that adults got. I don't think many adults will find this entertaining. It looks obnoxious.
@thebridesons5516
9 күн бұрын
The Lego Movie and Lego Batman are proof that the "this is for kids, not adults" line is complete crap.
@LilDiabloRob
8 күн бұрын
As Cartman would say, “TF IS THIS?! Why is Jason M and Jack Black in this??? And what he got on???😅😅😅😅
@the6ig6adwolf
11 күн бұрын
It's a video game movie. There is absolutely no reason for Jack Black or Jason Mamoa to be in it. Cast unknowns for these types of films 🤦
@rcrawford42
11 күн бұрын
Minecraft KZitemrs, with the skins they use in their videos.
@erroneous6947
8 күн бұрын
Or go full animated. My personal choice.
@ArnieS1947
10 күн бұрын
"What da heeewll?" Truly an iconic line. Almost Swiftian in its rapier-like subtlety.
@365ral
11 күн бұрын
This also represents what Hollywood thinks of animation: something "just for kids," and a replacement for live actors, sets, and practical effects.
@malachicook3116
11 күн бұрын
Literally just got the Minecraft movie trailer as an ad when this video ended😂
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