I want to say a huge thanks to my patreons for donating 2 crafts for this video! The mini VTOL at the start was built by Onneyon, and the large, long range transport VTOL at the end was made by sandubba. Check out their kerbalx downloads and show them some love! As always, hope you enjoy the content! -S75
@kyle.saikiulee7431
3 жыл бұрын
why is it from 9 hours ago though @Stratzenblitz75
@notfunny3397
3 жыл бұрын
Minmus orbits at 47,000 km? I thought it was in the millions?
@koyamaczech5884
3 жыл бұрын
Next Is gonna be mun ;)
@Stratzenblitz75
3 жыл бұрын
@@notfunny3397 Its 47 million meters, which is 47 thousand Km
@dhirajsaxena1971
3 жыл бұрын
The rcs on the pole thing makes it clickbait but still worth watching
@alexsiemers7898
3 жыл бұрын
You know you’re really hitting some limits when the ship ONLY works with timewarp
@jaypaint4855
2 жыл бұрын
1.1k likes and NO comments???? Wow
@mimzy6067
2 жыл бұрын
2nd
@gsquared8730
2 жыл бұрын
3rd
@njmo9176
Жыл бұрын
4th
@aguywhodoesstuff1116
Жыл бұрын
We can go further
@weisiaunet
3 жыл бұрын
0:55 "less of a rocket and more a piece of heavy artillery" to go to a moon _Jules Verne is watching_
@gavindillon1486
3 жыл бұрын
Ayy a man of culture
@Fred_the_1996
3 жыл бұрын
Ugh, why did you have to bring my memories from 7th grade... UHH
@realtired3670
3 жыл бұрын
haha moon cannon go brr
@TeemoQuinton
3 жыл бұрын
Gerald Bull is in awe
@TheRealFraston
3 жыл бұрын
@@disconneck1363 Awesome book.
@Jonassoe
3 жыл бұрын
Q: What's the most efficient landing strategy? Suicide burn? Constant altitude descent? Gentle orthopedic readjustment? Stratzenblitz: Pogo stick
@fribigy47
3 жыл бұрын
Pogo stick
@XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX
3 жыл бұрын
Pogo sticc*
@img4033
3 жыл бұрын
@@XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX yes
@ShorkyBoi
2 жыл бұрын
@@XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX "um, actually 'stick' is grammatically correct" -🤓
@calluxdoaron1903
Жыл бұрын
I got that "Orthopedic readjustment" from 1.3 ton Minmus land. :)
@randomname7918
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the developers watching this video in a conference room on a video projector. The video ends, lights come back on. Everyone is silent. Then one of them flips the table and storms out of the room. End scene.
@alpha_mach5049
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, this is KSP working exactly as intended.
@aircraftandmore9775
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@knightofsaintjohn9345
3 жыл бұрын
Stratz: *Raises white flag* Minmus: "ah, he's surrendering" *sighs* Stratz: "Flag goes B O I N K"
@minortoterona2947
3 жыл бұрын
BOINK, go to the Kraken jail !
@Liam_The_Great
3 жыл бұрын
A ship has arrived from Malta!
@madsphilipsen7078
3 жыл бұрын
I was the one who suggested that timewarp would decrease the timestep and therefore increase the force on Stratzenblitz video "Engineering a LIGHT-SPEED mass driver". Right now i feel the most smug i have ever felt lol.
@Stratzenblitz75
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it would work, but it turns out it works exactly as you predicted. 4x time warp literally multiplies the impulse by 4, which greatly reduces the number of decouplers you need. That said, it still sucks. Instead of an effective ISP of 10 s, you get 40 s, which is still very low.
@lennartsix6102
3 жыл бұрын
@@Stratzenblitz75 lol thats almost the lsp of sepratrons
@thesilentpearl8575
2 ай бұрын
@@lennartsix6102separations are like 150s or something lol
@airplaneymation5171
3 жыл бұрын
2021: jool 5 with only decouplers
@_colonial_
3 жыл бұрын
2022: Jool 5 on 1 ton w/ the only impulse being provided by one tank of Kerbal EVA fuel
@hamburgerhamburger4064
3 жыл бұрын
2023: every planet and back with 1 kerbal’s EVA pack
@hansschmidt884
3 жыл бұрын
2024: Interstellar travel with only the half on an EVA Pack
@_colonial_
3 жыл бұрын
@@hamburgerhamburger4064 I've actually seen that done except with refueling stations
@marsdriver2501
3 жыл бұрын
@@_colonial_ holy shit can you give a link to it ?
@darthestvader2395
3 жыл бұрын
So you went to Minmus with an artillery gun, landed with a pogo stick, reentered in a glorified tarp. Nice
@GewelReal
3 жыл бұрын
- Mom, can we get an Orion project? - We got Orion project at home. Orion project at home:
@ananttiwari1337
2 жыл бұрын
i found you
@charadremur333
3 ай бұрын
I'm just imagining nuclear bombs as decouplers now.
@GewelReal
3 ай бұрын
@@ananttiwari1337 hello
@the_HoDeok
3 жыл бұрын
3:33 Thank you for using the Flag Lithobraking method I found!
@hamburgerhamburger4064
3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@dzplayer0149
3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@randomkerbal
3 жыл бұрын
So you found it first? Good job!
@ihaveapsr7
3 жыл бұрын
this guy broke the world record of uhh what was it oh for going to eeloo with the lowest mass
@siriusk1453
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Tylo ORB lander
@starwall8755
3 жыл бұрын
"A kind of crazy encounter with Kerbin" is a funny way to say direct collision course. 5:37
@jonnypista52
3 жыл бұрын
and "allows it to slow down safely" *accelerometer instantly goes +15G*
@Ethan-ui2rn
2 жыл бұрын
I'm currently trying to get a heavily modded KSP to start while watching this, and the KSP crash jumpscare at 3:53 had me terrified
@KineticKey2006
Жыл бұрын
"The airlock has high heat tolerance and drag that can make us come down safely." Proceeds to pull 15+ G.
@williamnixon3994
3 ай бұрын
Solid State Kerbals go *Brrrr*
@OrangeKnight
3 жыл бұрын
Artemis program on a budget, lol, it's already on budget
@monandlon1
3 жыл бұрын
@TotallyOriginalName well its nasa so
@OrangeKnight
3 жыл бұрын
@@monandlon1 it's not nasa the problem, it's congress and the entire american goverment system
@virgilio6349
3 жыл бұрын
@@OrangeKnight No, well, yes, congress is made up of retards with double citizenships, but NASA is not innocent either. If private companies like Space X can achieve more in less than a decade with less budget, then NASA has no excuses. Billions invested on long range satelites (which I don't complain about) instead of developement of a manned mission to...anywhere. Add to that a general lack of main objective and you have NASA. The SLS has no reason to exist if space X manage to build their heavy variant with similar payload and being beyond less expensive.
@OrangeKnight
3 жыл бұрын
@@virgilio6349 it's true that nasa invests a ton of money into science and spacex is only focusing on infrastructure. Spacex also have a ton of money thanks to the falcon 9 and now thanks to crew dragon
@reidhulshof3645
3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume Boeing has cared about the budget
@sixstringedthing
3 жыл бұрын
My large vessels in phys-timewarp: "Well yes, but actually NO." Stratz: HAR HAR, KRAKEN SAYS HI
@CollinsMoses1138
3 жыл бұрын
Okay, you have to admit this one requires ALL of the physics tricks.
@technikchaot
3 жыл бұрын
No it doesn't use the heatshilds with high lift to drag ratio.
@Stratzenblitz75
3 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to minimize my use of exploits when I can. Obviously, the lithobraking and decoupler physics are exploits, but I did not use any aero exploits for this mission. If I were using say the heat sheild offsetting trick, I wouldn't need 2 stages to get to Minmus: I could reach escape velocity from the launchpad without overheating. Also, didn't use part clipping for once!
@Enderia2
3 жыл бұрын
@@Stratzenblitz75 its not an exploit, just call it Rapid Scheduled Disassembly
@brumby92
3 жыл бұрын
Just a casual 80g impact. You'll be right Val.
@zibingotaeam3716
3 жыл бұрын
if the starting procedure hasnt turned her in to a pancake, nothing will.
@tylerv9174
3 жыл бұрын
Kerbols are quite durable
@MalakaiBowman
3 жыл бұрын
John Stapp would be jealous
@the_kraken6549
3 жыл бұрын
The VTOL crafts at the beginning and especially the end were super slick.
@Cherrrlyte
3 жыл бұрын
0:42 - Valentina: Woosh, i'm gone
@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
2 жыл бұрын
This is like the ship concept where nuked are dropped behind the ship to provide thrust.
@cacopoggers677
3 жыл бұрын
You built an interplanetary pogo stick you absolute madman
@SlacksOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Loving the new mic
@MattGilmourMusic
3 жыл бұрын
What mic did you get? It is crisp! :)
@SlacksOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
@@MattGilmourMusic if I remember correctly he has an AT2020
@karii2145
3 жыл бұрын
This is the Kerbal equivalent of the Artillery only challenge.
@squirrelrobotics
3 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize all "burns" take just a literal moment.
@manvslife271
3 жыл бұрын
A mission where Stratz doesn't land back on the VAB? *I M P O S S I B L E*
@zhuolixie5922
3 жыл бұрын
Well, he did with the larger vtol craft
@jamesmnguyen
3 жыл бұрын
@@zhuolixie5922 Sort of landed. It's subjective.
@namewarvergeben
3 жыл бұрын
Stratz: Precisely lands a scarcely guided artillery shell on the smallest and most distant moon of Kerbin Also Stratz: 6:55 Awesome video, and really well edited with some gorgeous shots!
@yastreb.
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmnguyen Hey, if you can walk away it is a good landing.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
2 жыл бұрын
@@yastreb. and if you can use the vehicle again the next day, it's an outstanding landing.
@peter-klausnikolaus4823
3 жыл бұрын
That very last scene is so beautiful.
@kazako749
3 жыл бұрын
i just want you to know that your videos of badassery and feats of amazingness within this game motivated me to keep trying ever more risky things in this game. i was hesitant to try launching a rover to Duna or to set up a space station in orbit around Kerbin but seeing your videos with you sending a low-kerbol orbit artificial gravity station out to orbit the sun and then you sending a HELICARRIER TO LAYTHE helped motivate me to try, and by trying i managed to do it, and now i've got even more ambitious ideas. thank you for being such an absolute god at this game and for motivating me to try and do cooler things
@Katniss218
3 жыл бұрын
Stratzenblitz's videos got 2x better with narration.
@Stratzenblitz75
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@aabrightlove
Жыл бұрын
I love that this is essentially the KSP equivalent of D&D's peasant railgun
@lordwelldown
3 жыл бұрын
amazing :D poor valentina tho, 142 G-s must have hurt a bit
@kurumi394
3 жыл бұрын
5:42 That visual glitch is amazingly beautiful
@nickolashogg259
3 жыл бұрын
Stratzenblitz75:giant piece of artillery Me: 90s balklins songs intensify.
@apollo875
3 жыл бұрын
"Drain valves to orbit"
@mrcheese5476
3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@arendellecitizen208
3 жыл бұрын
It's not that crazy, actually, just wastefull, they've got more twr then ion engines.
@zLobsterRus
3 жыл бұрын
04:27 Man... You already placed enough flags just by landing!
@spike48853
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, i just wanted to say watching your videos during online calc gives me life. Also your videos are so amazingly paced that i can watch it in 2x speed and nothing feels off, like the timing wasn't right because it was 2x speed
@murilocorrea9357
3 жыл бұрын
Next week in Stratzenblitz75: JOOL 5 WITH DECOPLERS ONLY
@Zomboinie
9 ай бұрын
Litho-breaking is a very funny concept. "What are we going to use to slow our descent?" "Rocks."
@alexandreyu6165
3 жыл бұрын
you gotta love how he bled 400 m/s with... flags. ILU
@fribigy47
3 жыл бұрын
Flags
@SeoDeadeHenn
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Stratzenblitz on Munmus: *B O I N G*
@ooflespoofle3691
3 жыл бұрын
the man is crazy. what can i say.
@RealEmerald
2 жыл бұрын
Stratzenblitz : “-and more a piece of heavy artillery.” Val : So this is, uh, safe right? R-right?
@Pyxis10
Жыл бұрын
A couple seconds later: _Val gets turned into kerbal mush by the tens of thousands of g's of acceleration_
@jasonlast7091
3 жыл бұрын
I love that the solution to slowing down is just a giant poko stick
@kerbodynamicx472
3 жыл бұрын
While everyone tries to get to Minmus and back without decouples, This talented engineer tries to get there with nothing but decouples...
@randomguy0047
3 жыл бұрын
_and i thought the 1.56t Eve SSTO was already very crazy-_
@perry1134
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey viewers, today I'm going to try something new. I'm going to walk to the sun!" -Stratz probably
@ДмитрийКовальчук-р9и
Жыл бұрын
Pure insanity, just as I like it. Thank you for the video!
@Lüscha_EXO
3 жыл бұрын
Your Videos are just always this smooth and polished, keep it up, really great work! 👍
@ikemanreed
2 жыл бұрын
i love how he picks them up
@humbletrack5448
3 жыл бұрын
I miss the Cinematic Videos Like the( Duna and back using ONLY electric power and Xenon!) , For real That was one of the Best Videos I ve ever seen!! , The Editing, 80s SOundtrack, Cinematic Just BreathTaking , U rock Bro!
@Stratzenblitz75
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I love to make cinematics, but they haven't done well on the channel recently and so I can't justify the large time investment for the time being. That said, I still want to make more!
@humbletrack5448
3 жыл бұрын
@@Stratzenblitz75 i feel u mate, its a Shame the majority doesnt appreciate so much . It was really Nice watching It back then. Thanks for the reply ! keep up the awesome work!
@sjh199
3 жыл бұрын
1:10 that FPS though
@linecraftman3907
3 жыл бұрын
spf you mean
@ossian882
3 жыл бұрын
Nah it is at least 5 fps
@valentinaaugustina
3 жыл бұрын
Recently every time you post a new video I watch it shaking my head in disbelief lol keep it up
@sebastianochoa5385
3 жыл бұрын
the new flag parts are OP. I've used them as wings due to the lift they create, and they have infinite heat tolerance. Might want to try them out. Even used them as a heatshield.
@rafaellima6383
3 жыл бұрын
6:17 you madlad you recreated the clickbait plane and turned it into a box wing VTOL
@happygimp0
3 жыл бұрын
Go to Minmus challenge levels: Easy: Do not use solid fuel Normal: Do not use liquid fuel Hard: Do not use any fuel
@TheWorstBridger
2 жыл бұрын
Impossible: Do not use a rocket
@granienasniadanie8322
9 ай бұрын
Spaceplanes goes brrr@@TheWorstBridger
@mas3675
3 жыл бұрын
very good So I finally made it to duna, how are you doing? Stratzenblitz75: Oh you know i'm just traveling through worm holes using my big brain math.
@Balmung60
3 жыл бұрын
"Less a rocket and more a piece of heavy artillery" You now have the attention of the ghost of Gerald Bull
@AndresBras
3 жыл бұрын
Look how much the space program in kerbin has evolved, thats is astonishing!!
@comicsansgreenkirby
3 жыл бұрын
0:55 *_FIRE ME BOY_* Also, that explains why in most of my severe crashes, just the flag is left.
@superliogaming
Жыл бұрын
That Kerbal survived several billions of G-force lol
@sxndwich3395
2 жыл бұрын
What a badass. Just does the impossible, lands in the dessert and a drone just shows up to pick lil homie up.
@nerfjanetreal
3 жыл бұрын
The ultimate "kraken tower"
@tokamak6066
3 жыл бұрын
That last landing on the KSC was... artistic :D
@rak6437
2 жыл бұрын
Dang.. I'm impressed. You got yourself a well deserved sub!
@JonahsEpicYT
Жыл бұрын
Stratzenblitz in 2030: Eeloo with EVA pack
@gabrielbonfim3077
3 жыл бұрын
WOW Stratz, you are simply amazing! You surprise us more after each video, after seeing this, the eve's 1.5 tons SSTO, and the Jool's land video, I don't doubt that any that you can post a video with the title: "Landing on the sun and coming back with only 10 tons and decouplers" haha, you're awesome!!
@Malfunct1onM1ke
3 жыл бұрын
Loved the Landing at the end :D
@kj-zx1zp
2 жыл бұрын
alternate title: valentina gets to minmus with a super charged pogo stick
@Dark0neone
2 жыл бұрын
That thing was too big to be called a rocket. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron
@tobyj762
3 жыл бұрын
this is stupid, absurd, and I absolutely fucking love it.
@StealthTheUnknown
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that little vehicle at the beginning was the highlight of the video for me
@StealthTheUnknown
3 жыл бұрын
I kinda tried to copy it, sans the rocket at the bottom, to see if I could make it. I sort of got it, but it’s not the easiest to fly. Throttle response is slow, so one has to be professional with it
@gannon291
2 жыл бұрын
"Lithobreak" ok, I lost it at that.
@JKTCGMV13
Жыл бұрын
I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone send a vehicle to recover their kerbal after landing
@andrewmorris483
3 жыл бұрын
Should I say "May the Kraken be with you" or "May the Kraken be ever in your favor"?
@goofybricks6966
3 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: Make a HUGE space station and send it into Kerbin orbit with only decouplers. Great video!
@justdylan5730
3 жыл бұрын
Stratzenblitz: 'can get to minmus with decouplers' Also Stratzenblitz: 'Can't land a vtol on the vab properly
@Honey_Bot_833
Жыл бұрын
Now Docking Ports in SFS (Also Side Separators)
@PeterZivZakor
3 жыл бұрын
Hi Stratzenblitz75! This is Ziv, the founder of the JOOL-5 Challenge. I saw some of your videos lately and I really enjoy the totally unique, ingenious, and fun videos you come up with! :D
@froo5667
3 жыл бұрын
Why you gotta lie like that
@Notllamalord
2 жыл бұрын
3:50 advanced lithobraking
@liamrogers9905
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else like really creeped out and idk how to describe it other than just off by the music he played when he landed on mommy’s?
@akinatronic8946
3 жыл бұрын
good players go to orbit by progressive gravity turn legends go to orbit straight to space
@B0aws
2 жыл бұрын
And thank you for the great videos
@fluffyvixen4219
2 жыл бұрын
I liked the pogo stick landing.
@sidwirb3629
3 жыл бұрын
Me: there’s no way stratzenblitz gets out of this one Stratzenblitz about to talk about flags: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
@ooflespoofle3691
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, I can't even attach decouplers the right way around.
@anunayy
3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter as long as they separated the two crafts.
@yastreb.
3 жыл бұрын
@@anunayy Does matter when the decoupler stays attached to you and blocks a docking port or just lowers your delta-V too much.
@wChris_
3 жыл бұрын
Eve landing and back! No Fuel! only Decouplers! and maybe some wings and parachutes
@realtired3670
3 жыл бұрын
TIL that a single airlock is the best escape pod
@Kids_Scissors
3 жыл бұрын
Ok but the way you took off with that last little earth ship was really cool looking
@nameiwanttaken5682
2 жыл бұрын
4:17 Kerbin is having a solar eclipse!
@Adam_32
3 жыл бұрын
KSP developers when they see this vid: No NO! Thats now how you're supposed to play the game !!(while crying and screaming in insanity)
@mrcheese5476
3 жыл бұрын
6:12 What VTOL Is that?! I want that!
@jaredwatts6223
3 жыл бұрын
Me recreating this craft My mom walking in:what are you building Me: MINMUS WILL BURN
@Pyth_Gamig1324
2 жыл бұрын
ah yes. Stratzenblitz75 and his weird shenanigans.
@Star-ww7dm
3 жыл бұрын
Top10 best ways to defend earth against aliens
@louispowers3736
3 жыл бұрын
Me can barely get an mun orbit This guy:
@PhileasLiebmann
3 жыл бұрын
So… it's a pogo stick spaceship.
@helelemamayku6302
3 жыл бұрын
Failed to land at KSC, what a shame... Just kidding... This is amazing.
@cate01a
3 жыл бұрын
those are some beautiful crafts! And I love the first one: A lovely, compact glider that only has upwards thrust
@mr.admr1016
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is the most Ottoman way to have a space program: Get the beeg artillery(or cannon) to do it for you.
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