"Yeah so my dad saved the world, my birth mom is the queen, and my other moms are as old as the world itself and played major parts in the world's history"
@arminarlelt7471
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Noah : just some random dude with a very (VERY) sharp sword
@stunned_swallow
Жыл бұрын
Noah: "I... Uh... Can play the flute" *plays megalovania*
@ChuckRuck523
Жыл бұрын
@giordanovitale6182 Lanz: Why are you like this Noah?
@nickel7o740
Жыл бұрын
@@stunned_swallowEunie: Hear that Noah? Lanz wants somethin a bit meatier. Proceeds to play One-Winged Angel
@mepzerok
Жыл бұрын
Pyra and Mythra would be her aunts... kind of... I think. Step mom's... actually that goes deeper then I thought. But I wouldn't classify them as her other moms.
@Decubitus
Жыл бұрын
And then it transitions into "A Nopon's Life" as Rex puts his hand on Noah's shoulder and says "Boy, let me tell you about the Salvager's Code."
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
Жыл бұрын
Rex: "Get laid without a condom, and-" Noah: "What the Spark are you talking about...?"
@Lemuel928
10 ай бұрын
And you’ll gonna end up on the bottom.(That’s the rest of the missing code.)
@lukedelameter7961
7 ай бұрын
There’s an entire sidequest about Noah having to learn the Salvager’s Code front to back before earning Papa Rex’s full approval.
@catalyst539
7 ай бұрын
@@lukedelameter7961 And it ends with a dual superboss fight against Rex and Nia as their test to see if Noah is ready to marry Mio. Edit: Boss Fight: Stoutheart Rex & Nia, Queen of Agnus Just like the Shulk and Rex fight in FR, they both open with their Talent Arts, Infinity Blade and Divine Sword. Noah is the only playable character. He is locked to the Swordfighter Class, and is prohibited from using Lucky Seven. Rex has all of his arts available to use. Nia also has all of hers. Rex will only use Double Spinning Edge when all of his other arts are on cooldown. He’s only testing Noah. (or is he?)
@Santisima_Trinidad
6 ай бұрын
@@catalyst539 when Noah dies (immediately, because he's fighting Rex, even without double spinning edge that is ridiculous). Mio jumps in with her Zephyr class, letting you have a dodge tank and Oroborus to try take the parents down. If you lose, Rex thinks Noahs got gumption and accept that he's an acceptable boyfriend for Mio. If you Win Rex is delighted, and asks Rex if he'd like 2 more Wives.
@boredgoddesstori6635
Жыл бұрын
"If you make her cry, that's not going to fly..."
@neopolitan2826
5 ай бұрын
"But if you make her smile, you'll pass the trial."
@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
Ай бұрын
...hypocrite
@CaptainZaimon
Жыл бұрын
Rex simply gets more buff the more people he loves
@angeliquewatson9868
4 ай бұрын
The power of friendship on a new level
@morygon2896
Жыл бұрын
Rule 5 of the Salvager Code :
@gianlucarosengrant3302
Жыл бұрын
“ Always be ready to kill “
@themonkeyman2910
Жыл бұрын
“Boyfriends? No that’s not at all fine. You come near my daughter, and I’ll snap your spine.”
@GRK_2024
Жыл бұрын
"7 aint gonna be lucky anymore" or "such is NOT the off-seers duty"
@marioalbertomoreno3819
Жыл бұрын
"let's get the f**k outta here" xD
@foggy8298
Жыл бұрын
It starts with “always be” Always be what…
@theelementalphoenix5549
Жыл бұрын
I think I understand why N never brought up M in front of Rex
@Miltiades178
Жыл бұрын
Rex would screw him up more than Shulk
@elvinthegengar2.039
Жыл бұрын
If N did Rex would make sure N doesn't get his chapter 5 in the base game
@RealCFZ
Жыл бұрын
Rex: “YOU KILLED MY GRANDSON BUT TRIED TO KILL MY GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER TOO?!?” N: “…fuck.”
@Miltiades178
Жыл бұрын
@@RealCFZ AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER? TITAN'S FOOT YOU'RE GETTING A REAL DRUBBIN'
@ajtriforcegamerofhyrule8538
Жыл бұрын
I would liked to seen N get his ass kicked by papa Rex
@kyallon1213
Жыл бұрын
Nah from the moment noah started talking about smiles, I knew he’d have Rex’s approval
@scarletprime6559
9 ай бұрын
True but this is funny
@mattgibson9337
Жыл бұрын
Rex: weren't you the guy who killed his son while attempting to kill his great granddaughter? Noah: ..................
@ilikegames828
Жыл бұрын
Thinking about, Noah gained N's memories. He should've remembered that.
@oscardeleon6868
Жыл бұрын
Noah: umm uh no mister rex that was me from a past live and mio and I defeated him so could brink the worlds back... he he heee. Mio help me
@corruptedteka
Жыл бұрын
@@ilikegames828 Actually probably not because M wasn't there for that, and it's memories that she showed him. I am still trying to figure out what the heck that hooded kid is supposed to be.
@elpoppliogameralons0839
Жыл бұрын
@@corruptedtekaThe hooded kid is metaphorical. I always thought he was M's conscience talking to Noah.
@corruptedteka
Жыл бұрын
@@elpoppliogameralons0839 so I've been told. I'm still thinking about it.
@wargame7209
Жыл бұрын
Rex, the Divine salvager
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
Жыл бұрын
Nikol gets a pass to date Glimmer, but Rex knows what N did. It's just a good thing he's so forgiving, especially knowing why Noah did it
@Lemuel928
10 ай бұрын
Yes,Shulk is a legit grandfather!
@jonathanwest8415
Ай бұрын
@@Lemuel928 It's implied the Kevesi/Agnian reincarnations of Nikol and Glimmer find other partners, as evidenced by the fact that they are the founders of two different houses and have two different surnames, which they couldn't have unless they married into a city member's family. Thus implying that their surnames come from both of their partners, who in turn must be different people. And as such, debunking the belief that Shulk's surname is Ortiz and Rex's surname is Rhodes; we still don't know, and I'm not even sure they know either, considering the fact that they're both orphans.
@andrewowens4421
Жыл бұрын
Knowing Rex he'd probably fuck with Noah to see his reaction but eventually warm up to him. That said Rex would definitely have some bias feelings regarding N.
@ethanator6015
Жыл бұрын
Given that Rex has always looked for the best in people, and the fact that he and N left on better terms, it's possible that Rex could warm up to Noah instantly. I don't mind the idea of Rex acting like a troll, though.
@corrinflakes9659
Жыл бұрын
@@ethanator6015 Yeah, I think he’d warm up instantly but also do a lil bit of trolling.
@OrigoZ
Жыл бұрын
@@ethanator6015 he would 110% troll Noah at first, he already did it with Glimmer, he'd definitely troll Noah.
@shadowclaw7210
Күн бұрын
@@corrinflakes9659 he is grandson (honorary) of Azurda. And that mother fucker pretended to die!!!
@Silent_Fool
Жыл бұрын
N: *Tried to kill his great granddaughter but killed his son instead* Noah: *throws Lucky Seven which also has Pneuma* Edit: Noah: *throws Lucky Seven’s sheath which is the same material as his great grandson’s gauntlet that has Pnuema, but also Lucky Seven itself is Fiora.*
@matfhju
Жыл бұрын
It will be a story quest to retreve Lucky seven.
@lesslighter
9 ай бұрын
its probably not just pneuma he threw with lucky seven.... assuming that the sword of end and sword of origin fused as well making a true compkete blade.... he also threw Malos
@catalyst539
7 ай бұрын
@@lesslighter Don’t forget Nia said Lucky Seven was made from Melia’s heart, so he also threw part of her away too. Rex’s reaction: NO! YOU CAN’T THROW THAT SWORD AWAY NOAH! *Jumps into the ocean to get it* Yer lucky I’m a salvager, kiddo. Otherwise that sword wouldn’t be the only thing in the ocean.
@LoquenderoInazuma
Жыл бұрын
The true final boss of the klaus saga
@lesslighter
9 ай бұрын
meeting the in-laws
@SkitLegoIdeaTheory
5 ай бұрын
“Yeah my parents are all immortals, and the one who isn’t is the strongest”
@TheAstrobiologistOW
2 ай бұрын
Actually after the end of Future Redeemed I'm like 99% sure Rex is immortal now too
@The_saza
Жыл бұрын
Rex: So, what was that about exchanging flutes?
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
11 ай бұрын
Noah: It was her idea, I swear!
@Doze1202
Жыл бұрын
This is the moment where I remember that Ghonder Sr, Matthew, Na’el, Guernica, Monica & Ghondor Jr descended from Noah & Mio & by extension, Nia & Rex
@dustinbragg1921
Жыл бұрын
Rex is no joke the ancestor of half the noble houses of the city. Glimmer, Mathew, and Na'el.
@emberowl3718
Жыл бұрын
Which also means that Rex didn't only get to hang with his daughter in Future Redeemed, but also his great-great-grandchild, and the great-great-grandchild that he didn't get to hang out with was possessed by two of his wives' genderfluid machine sibling. Also also, Glimmer is Matthew and Na'el's half-great great aunt.
@rghennig1
8 ай бұрын
@@emberowl3718You put too many greats for Glimmer It's only great aunt
@metallicsnake.
Жыл бұрын
Rex : so where are the other two?
@MrMetal-xe8lg
Жыл бұрын
🤨🤨🤨
@metallicsnake.
Жыл бұрын
@MrMetal-xe8lg case he has three wifes. He would expect the same for his daughter
@derginadaydream
10 ай бұрын
Lanz and Taion enter the room
@metallicsnake.
10 ай бұрын
@@derginadaydream now remember boys anything you do to my princess I'm going to do to you
@IAmAlpharius20
8 ай бұрын
Dirk:
@skynet0912
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, i would feel SOOO weird if Mio actually got to officially introduce Noah to her mom and dad in a future game... Of course he would know who Nia was, but it might still come as a shock that Mio is directly related to her. The Klaus saga is of course over, but it doesn't mean the characters we know are! So who knows? We might actually get a future series where the casts of both Gears, Saga and Blade gets to interact in some capacity...
@thefinalday5858
Жыл бұрын
Carnival phantasm but with Xenoblade characters
@arminarlelt7471
Жыл бұрын
Xenoblade warriors can happen. So many characters available, from 1 2 3 and some from X too. Just the main casts and main antagonists of each game are enough, to which you can add some blades and heroes, and you can easily get at least 50 characters.
@tylercoon1791
Жыл бұрын
@@arminarlelt7471 I would kill for a Xenoblade Warriors game
@Sojo214
Жыл бұрын
@@tylercoon1791Plus imagine the original characters! They’ve got to make a Conduit boss or character, right? And maybe even a 4th trinity processor type thing, just to make it weird. Cia in Hyrule Warriors went hard, Xenoblade Warriors has a ton to work with.
@tylercoon1791
Жыл бұрын
@@Sojo214 the mechanics would be sick! Xenoblade 1 characters becoming better as the battle goes on, like they’re increasing their tension. Xenoblade 2 characters having multiple weapon possibilities due to having different blades. Xenoblade X characters using Overdrive. You could also have different costumes for the characters. 1 and X characters have the different armor, 2 has the color swaps, KOS-MOS having her Saga and Blade 2 designs. God, I would commit Phase Transition Experiment for a Xeno Warriors game.
@SpicyInk
Жыл бұрын
Rex: "So I heard 2 of my wives were inside a seath of a really powerfull blade!" Noah: "Do you mean lucky seven?" Rex: "Yeah I think that was the name" Noah: "I'm gonna go get some Armu milk"
@LegendaryHeroponRiki
11 ай бұрын
im pretty sure it was only the cast of the first game in the lucky seven
@lesslighter
9 ай бұрын
@@LegendaryHeroponRiki the blade is composed of the Xenoblade 1 cast the sheath however is entirely different if the gloves which contains Pneuma's core crystal is to be believed is passed down eventually to Noah well there's the answer
@Demon_Lord_Josh
6 ай бұрын
@@lesslighter that part about the sheath is only speculation.
@Rascalli
4 ай бұрын
@@Demon_Lord_Joshstill highly likely due to the otherwise unexplained green light emitting from the sheath throughout the game. In unlimited sword the art power raiser has Noah raise up his gantlet hand and it emits a strong green light while giving a random buff or invincibility if using defender. Also unlimited sword is the only source of invincibility in the game and having it tied to the green glowy red gauntlet that looks really similar to Matthew’s gauntlet which had pneuma in it has to have something to do with a higher power. Flora in the sword wouldn’t give invincibility.
@Demon_Lord_Josh
4 ай бұрын
@@Rascalli that doesn't mean its confermed. Your right that its likely but, nothing is set in stone.
@DarkerKnight4262
Жыл бұрын
Noah: Hello, sir, my name is Noah- Rex: How you dare touch my daughter? I'll show you a thing or three!
@Miltiades178
Жыл бұрын
Double Spinning Edge
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
11 ай бұрын
I don't like your attitude!
@Miltiades178
11 ай бұрын
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit I'll show you a thing of three... DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE
@defender2523
9 ай бұрын
Rex: Listen up, you treat her with the most respect you've ever treated anyone or I swear on World Trees roots I'll show you more than a thing or three about giving an ass whooping.
@judepatrickcarangan1659
Жыл бұрын
Noah: "why do I hear boss music?" 😐
@Joshua.670
Жыл бұрын
Rex: I saw the text you sent my daughter last night about having meat Noah: I thought she like some tuna
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
11 ай бұрын
Noah: I'm a flutist, you think I know anything about meat?
@PoPo-qp8zq
Жыл бұрын
Chadosaurus Rex Superboss
@Hi-Im-Gib
Жыл бұрын
I feel like Rex would deffo get along SUPER well with Noah, probs gonna start treating him like his own kid. Along with Pyra. MYTHRA is the one I think Noah needs to watch out for. Nia would probably be the type to go "Yo, ye got me any grandkids yet?"
@perrygrimwood4901
Жыл бұрын
No, I think Mythra would be that embarrassing mom who tries too hard to be one of the cool kids.
@PJDAltamirus0425
Жыл бұрын
...XD Well, she expressed the idea of loving the idea of being a parent all the way back in XBC2 in sidequest. So.... Nia wanting to be grandmother kinda makes sense.
@foggy8298
Жыл бұрын
I think Pyra would be the most overprotective one honestly Mythra would probably be chill with Mio (and Glimmer and whoever her bio kid is) doing their own thing since her entire personality was originally formed from Adam’s expectations of what his child could’ve been like as a rebellious teen
@TheAstrobiologistOW
2 ай бұрын
@@foggy8298I'd be far more scared of Pyra than I would be of Nia, Mythra, or Rex ngl
@lyretxx134
Жыл бұрын
Rex would be a kind, friendly father. Not one to try and intimidate
@di-gun5791
5 ай бұрын
He would probably has high standard when it comes to dating his daughter but is also chill all the time, he wouldn't mind you retrying over and over
@peytonreed937
8 ай бұрын
Rex: Why is there a clone of brighid in front of me?
@catalyst539
7 ай бұрын
Noah: Who’s Brighid? If you’re talking about Sena, she’s not a clone of anyone. Rex: Right, right.. Sena. (Hmm, that name sounds familiar. Brighid and Aegaeon had a kid and called her something like that, but titan’s foot, I forgot)
@anghainguyen9951
5 ай бұрын
Wait but Sena belong in rex world ? If teưy also friend like Noah gang then he should already know her
@TheAstrobiologistOW
2 ай бұрын
Alright crackpot theory: Sena is the daughter of Brighid and Niall
@Iz_zy2099
Жыл бұрын
Rex: weren’t you the guy we fought on Prison Island? Noah: Ah you must mean my great great great grandpa N who is also me for some weird reason, sorry bout that I’m Noah, the good version of him
@GRK_2024
Жыл бұрын
rex will have a drink with him later cause salvager code
@thegeneralmitch
6 ай бұрын
Rex: "I have finally found you... mood kindred." Mio: O_o
@baironcardenas4742
4 ай бұрын
TTS?
@thegeneralmitch
4 ай бұрын
@@baironcardenas4742 👍😂
@Nightmarefoxy30000
Жыл бұрын
Rex, The Devistating End
@IAmAlpharius20
11 ай бұрын
Of Noah's life
@JackDout
Жыл бұрын
I miss that freakin Territorial Rotbart version of this meme, but with Acting God playing in the bg, it had a killer image of a bunch of astronauts, it was called newb- something can't remember.
@failure4452
Жыл бұрын
So this is how that one challenge battle happened
@DrizztCoage
6 ай бұрын
Double Spinning Edge!
@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
Жыл бұрын
...then we have M and N introducing their kid and grandkids to noah and mio
@LemonChanh
8 ай бұрын
Noah, the musician boyfriend you bring along
@Zek3nator
Жыл бұрын
I see people joking about Noah throwing away Pneuma, but technically can Noah even do that? Aionios is a pocket dimension created by origin. Technically it’s all still in origin, since Origin records everything that happens inside it. Unless origin can’t record a trinity processor, which is a weird oversight.
@grantcantgame
Жыл бұрын
The blade probably get unsummoned which it reaches a certain range. Noah has the ability to call it back to him, but him throwing it away represents that he finally doesn’t have to fight anymore
@goatslayer3160
Жыл бұрын
I watched a video that says it kind of depends on what happens with the logos core. If origin puts everything back the way they were before colliding, then Pyra and Mythra would likely be safe at home somewhere. But the logos core would be gone. But if origin works in a way that would keep the cores where they are, then logos would still exist when the world's fused, and Pyra and Mythra would be in desperate need of a salvager. Or something. Xenoblade 3 lore is pretty confusing for me.
@ssctiyo4735
2 ай бұрын
A full crit build Double Spinning Edge coming right up
@Deltabolster
6 ай бұрын
Imagine rex telling him about their alternate great grandchildren
@gamashito3771
11 ай бұрын
You have chosen death sacred arrow!!!!
@haydenbennett3547
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully in the new game the complete cast will unite
@naxionkryelight951
8 ай бұрын
Man i think they are saving Mythra Kid for Xenoblade 4
@TheAstrobiologistOW
2 ай бұрын
I genuinely agree
@theotherjared9824
8 ай бұрын
I lawk yer attityude, Kiddo.
@warrockenjoyer2170
6 ай бұрын
That man is fed only high protein, water and carbon.
@TheAstrobiologistOW
2 ай бұрын
Who do you think is cooking for him? Mythra?
@CommentOfficerNeo
Ай бұрын
Consul N could have been destroyed by Rex.
@masterxl97
4 ай бұрын
Better hope he likes your attitude, Noah.
@aegis____
Жыл бұрын
rex would be fine if noah had kids with mio just look at rex he has 3 wives and 3 kids from each of those wives
@Iz_zy2099
Жыл бұрын
N: uuuuuuuuuuh, about that
@mrgamerfloppa5898
Ай бұрын
Noah wouldn't be Xenobladin anymore He'd be in dark souls instead
@king-lao2964
Ай бұрын
Since the link is being funny, here's the original artist: www.reddit.com/r/Xenoblade_Chronicles/s/SdEY0qmr85
@andrea-yu4fn
9 ай бұрын
Uè ti Noah, non è che c'hai lì una cadrega?
@tylerdelvalle4937
4 ай бұрын
RULE 69 OF THE SALVAGER CODE
@robinthedragonhunter64
6 ай бұрын
Mio:pulls Noah into her parents house ”Noah,this is my father Rex,the king of Agnus,you’ve already met my mother Nia,Queen of Agnus and these are my half siblings,Glimmer and Adam.” Rex:grabs Noah’s shoulder tightly and looks serious ”If you hurt her there’s no force in the universe that will save you from your punishment this time” Mio:super embarrassed”dad could you not try to scare him off he wouldn’t hurt me he’s to kind” Noah:”why would I want to hurt the one I love”he whispered to Rex Rex:smiles letting go of Noah”kiddo all I want is the best for you now go have your fun” Glimmer:looks at the image of a science project Nikol and Shulk were working on and she smiles knowing that she’s lucky to have a cute nerd of a best friend then she looks at Noah”so sis finally brought you over here flute heads I swear you take forever to ask her out then she takes nearly as long to introduce you to our parents Pyra:”Calm down Glimmer”she says as she brushes Glimmers hair”at least Mio brought back a nice boy from the sounds of things” Mythra:looks Noah over”huh I thought from how Mio described you, you would be a bit bulkier” Adam:”as long as you are good to her we won’t hunt you down”he jokes as he sits next to Glimmer”just ask the genius out already” Glimmer:”shut up”she slaps Adam in the face with her free hand Rex:”Glimmer,You and Nikol together would be perfect as a couple you 2 have been best friends since you met each other”he says laughing Mio:”so that’s my family”she holds Noah’s hand”dad can get overprotective” Noah:”I’m not surprised with how you are around others”he smiles
@angeliquewatson9868
4 ай бұрын
Honestly doesnt matter which game came first Rex is the best xenoblade protagonist
@bakuraryu7773
Жыл бұрын
Is that a remix of zanza the divine ?
@BlackRover18
Жыл бұрын
Mini spoiler Is the final Boss theme of the xenoblade 3 DLC
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
11 ай бұрын
Track name is Alpha, the Divine End
@BlackRover18
11 ай бұрын
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit nop, Its redeem the future
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