I apologize in advance for my terrible voice impressions.
@vaultrant2499
5 жыл бұрын
You owe us atleast 5 shwacked jokes.
@marksavoy7076
5 жыл бұрын
I want money
@rdm0108
5 жыл бұрын
I'm 100% Italian and 25% French and I'm offended that you apologized. Never ever apologize. PAISAN!!!!!!!!
@accountname7425
5 жыл бұрын
Gave me a nais little chuckle
@blackT1E
5 жыл бұрын
That's more accurate than that one JTF guy from the division with the mob boss talk.
@Lord_Deimos
5 жыл бұрын
Came for the 'SHIET', stayed for the American-Italian accent.
@battlion507
5 жыл бұрын
Liked for the DSP laugh.
@T--kq3pj
5 жыл бұрын
CHIEcago enforser
@OfficialDJSoru
5 жыл бұрын
I came for the "SCHWACKED!"
@metalmugen
5 жыл бұрын
@@battlion507 ackackackackackackackack
@滝川洋平-c2z
5 жыл бұрын
Aussie guy impersonating Italian mafioso. Prime time of English language.
@imcharming4808
5 жыл бұрын
滝川洋平 truly a wild time to be alive.
@xmm-cf5eg
5 жыл бұрын
Oi bruv I'm Walkin 'ere!
@beyondbackwater4933
4 жыл бұрын
@@xmm-cf5eg That's a London accent.
@cslantz4020
4 жыл бұрын
Chinese man being able to use KZitem through a VPN. Prime time of China.
@滝川洋平-c2z
4 жыл бұрын
@Viktor Turtle I meant of Australian guy Aussie.
@Larry
5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you should have ended with the review with "hey, forgettabout this game" Total wasted opportunity :D
@rubberchix
4 жыл бұрын
oh shut up
@KnakuanaRka
3 жыл бұрын
😆😂🤣xD
@mikewazowski7024
2 жыл бұрын
tbh the ending he had was pretty good,
@geemcspankinson
5 жыл бұрын
Next: The Stalin Subway
@nickd3631
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@flippedoutkyrii
5 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck yes. That game has such janky bunnyhopping.
@OlujaDoTokija
5 жыл бұрын
Stalin Subway is nothing. He should review Modern Warrior Special Tactics aka Specnaz 2
@midge_gender_solek3314
5 жыл бұрын
I like how it has ballistics for frag grenades, and it has bullet curves, but for whatever reason they're inversed (if you're far away you need to shoot below the target to hit it). It's lots of fun, when it's not crashing.
@demizson576
5 жыл бұрын
Make that 'Stalin Subway 2' ! :)
@Ogryska
5 жыл бұрын
Sees default No one lives forever UI YEAAA this one is gonna be good
@khorkhi7107
5 жыл бұрын
I saw you 2 years ago on some comment lol
@LaFemme6345
4 жыл бұрын
Khorkhi how the fuck do you remember
@pippo17173
5 жыл бұрын
Video game logic. Police: *Gun fire being aim at a defenseless person* Eh nothing to see here. Police: *Seeing the person arming himself* wait that is illegal.
@king0vitrial
4 жыл бұрын
It's literally the antithesis of U.S. law
@PedroYippeekayaye
2 жыл бұрын
You did an impression of an Aussie gangster, an Italian American gangster, then just a straight ethnically Italian gangster. Day made.
@kg_canuck
3 жыл бұрын
I love how your videos just... end. No frills, just a final line and a fade to black. Good shit
@voislavjankovic8732
5 жыл бұрын
I would "recommend" WW2 Combat: Road to Berlin/Iwo Jima. A pair of low budget ww2 fps games on a similar level of jank.
@SpecShadow
5 жыл бұрын
now that gave me some flashbacks!
@TRIIGGAVELLI
5 жыл бұрын
Ok I'll make a deal with you, NEVER do a Chicago accent again and I'll never do an Aussie accent. Deal?
@Fawltykog
5 жыл бұрын
DSP's laugh should be in every game when you snuff it.
@blackflame4506
5 жыл бұрын
Damn after watching this review, I kinda want to pop in Mafia 2 for some reason. Has anyone play Mafia 2? such a good game and very underrated. Oh btw thanks for the video GMan
@yuvalcohen356
5 жыл бұрын
Mafia 2 is good but after playing the original mafia you wont want to play 2 again
@ggthtrhr
5 жыл бұрын
It's a good game but the first half of the game si more like a walking/driving simulator and it lacks action, dont get me wrong i liked the game only i expected more action from it.
@yuvalcohen356
5 жыл бұрын
@@ggthtrhr you are right about the first part but i think the slow starts helps to create a better expiriance
@teh_supar_hackr
5 жыл бұрын
This game felt like it was trying to be the next Mafia game, but failing hard. It makes me want to try Mafia.
@ggthtrhr
5 жыл бұрын
@@yuvalcohen356 i agree, it helps with the story and all but the game was short and from what i know they scraped so many good ideas out of the game. They included some missions in the DLC's
@danielthomas7193
5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Needles, have some of my homemade alfredo sauce straight from the tap!"
@sharksavage
5 жыл бұрын
"Drinking food colouring then marvelling that your piss is a different shade of yellow" Am in hysterics
@sebastianfransson8133
5 жыл бұрын
DarksydePhil's laugh in the beginning LMAO
@BagofMilk
5 жыл бұрын
Trying to think of FPS games from my childhood to recommend but you've reviewed literally all of them...
@sleepalaska
5 жыл бұрын
die hard vendetta
@gregormcscrungus9727
5 жыл бұрын
Even those “Slenderman Must Die” games are better.
@Equus21
4 жыл бұрын
"Fart flavored air freshener." - Gman Lives
@TeslaChad
5 жыл бұрын
When you said “Chicago Enforcer” it sounded like “Shit Cargo Enforcer”
@RsKnDR0991
3 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he did that on purpose lol
@wadmodderschalton5763
Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact, Touchdown Entertainment was the subsidiary of Monolith Productions that handled the development and licensing of the LithTech Engine until they closed down in the early-2010s, a couple of years after Monolith was bought out by Warner Bros. Mob Enforcer was also the only game that they developed.
@DSPsWifesBF
Ай бұрын
Rip Monolith :/
@pieminator6969
5 жыл бұрын
1:21 *_Bugged laughter mechanics_*
@wishiwascooler
5 жыл бұрын
I remember reading a review for this in (I think) game informer back in high school (around 2004). It was memorable to me because it was the first time I really saw someone write a game review in a magazine that thoroughly trashed the game. The guy called it a steaming pile of shit. It was glorious.
@masterneme
5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah another video from my favourite world class voice actor! 😆
@totara3463
5 жыл бұрын
I love the comedy in your videos, they're getting better after each upload
@tylerdeskins7715
5 жыл бұрын
Lol, "look at how they massacred my boy." That shit cracked me up.
@father042
5 жыл бұрын
This makes Contract JACK look like a masterpiece
@pchtommy1268
3 жыл бұрын
except contract jack wasnt all that bad it was even my childhood
@ReiKaz
5 жыл бұрын
Nice to see go deeper and deeper into FPS shooters. As a fan i digged and tried soo many of them. Most really bad, still trying enjoy somehow, but not completing most of them. But you mate, finishing and making awesome reviews! Keep up with a good work, there is many old less known, even almost unknown shooters to shoot!
@ggthtrhr
5 жыл бұрын
Next: Scarface The World Is Yours ! (keep up the mafia-themed content)
@MidnightMedium
4 жыл бұрын
You should review the Godfather!
@justinl8791
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Needles, it's-a muh balls in ya mouth." I died.😂
@UVtec
5 жыл бұрын
Damn, now I want to hear a full review with that great voice impression of yours.
@madisonbailey2564
5 жыл бұрын
Who else got the DSP cameo?
@xthe_nojx5820
5 жыл бұрын
Does DSP mean Darkside Phil?
@madisonbailey2564
5 жыл бұрын
@@xthe_nojx5820 yup
@xthe_nojx5820
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, kindly.
@JorgeMartinez-dp3im
Жыл бұрын
Clearing my Gman backlog lol.
@cpttetris5645
5 жыл бұрын
Pro NOLF when Gmanlives?!
@ChrisLeoThomas
5 жыл бұрын
How suitable, both this and "The Irishman" teaser were released at around the same time 😂
@thicccrompton1976
5 жыл бұрын
was that a dsp laugh sample
@dertazamane8765
5 жыл бұрын
Enemies spawning from nowhere? You should try Wolfschanze 1944 Remastered, it is a #badgame
@aames1089
5 жыл бұрын
Hearing gman say Chicago made me cheer. So you lookin for a good time gman hehe
@tzeentchanarchitect809
5 жыл бұрын
LoL I remember starting this game in some internet gaming cafe back in the day. Quit on the first level, I don't think I even killed somebody.
@beegdonkey5750
5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best reviews you've ever done, I laughed so many times
@SayakMajumder
5 жыл бұрын
Goddamn, never thought anybody will review this one. Had lolz playing this one.
@theytkjaper9668
5 жыл бұрын
So just keep being this great in your videos and I'll be here watching
@CrizzyEyes
5 жыл бұрын
I died at the DSP laugh. Thank you, sir.
@NARATO0
5 жыл бұрын
I love how everytime he dies he adds DSP audio in his editing.
@iAnimeDude
5 жыл бұрын
You know the game sucks ass when you hear Snort Ranklin acking @ 1:21
@alanfike
2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't make sense that a mob organization would be willing to throw so many men at one mob enforcer who is killing them off, one by one.
@MaxOrange
5 жыл бұрын
the enemies can bribe the officers. it's a legit game feature and not an oversight by an incompetent dev team who steal assets
@LuxuriousInterior
5 жыл бұрын
Picked up an sealed copy a few days ago for 50 cents, it's going right next to my copy of The Guy Game
@Tattootin
2 жыл бұрын
Bro! Good Chicago accent! (The first accent attempt. The rest were all premixh New York) I live in north Chicago. You totally got it. We are that annoying, and if you are “nasally” speaking the accent, you’re golden. And ya did. If it felt corny and wrong that’s just the accent. I hate it. I sound ridiculous to any other accent in the US….
@Reizorblei
5 жыл бұрын
Are this guys using some sound effects from Shogo, they never bothered to remove the blip sounds of the notifications
@likeclockwork64butbetter58
3 жыл бұрын
I remember this was in bloatware game store from the mid 2000s that came with a Dell prebuilt. I played the demo back then and this is as bad as I remember.
@archivedaccount5990
5 жыл бұрын
Last time I heard about this game, it was called Chicago Enforcer on the Xbox.
@akinjones8642
5 жыл бұрын
I always smile when Gman put Dsp laugh in his videos.
@bniy
4 жыл бұрын
Was that DSPs laugh?
@lillbrorsan
5 жыл бұрын
I found this game when trying to find something similar to the old NOLF and NOLF2 feeling for FPS games and did several speedruns of it. I do enjoy going fast in this game as it is actually harder than one think, mostly due to the amount of enemies and the damage they deal.
@MrPwner911
5 жыл бұрын
Gman tries to be a Guido, turns into a Kraut instead.
@ProjectFlashlight612
4 жыл бұрын
Oh God, I remember this game. By no means the worst game ever, but it is certainly bad.
@Banjo3440
5 жыл бұрын
That ADC impression was actually....not bad.
@serenedoge9920
5 жыл бұрын
That’s a Browning? Looks like a BAR.
@jaypeterman9721
5 жыл бұрын
Excellent use of Turrets Guy
@Cr1msnF4dger
Жыл бұрын
Its funny how the sniper rifle one shots the enemies, but the BAR takes a few shots to kill them, despite using the same ammo type
@alanp3334
5 жыл бұрын
You need to play _Mafia_ by Illusion Softworks :)
@ArmaBiologica35
5 жыл бұрын
Never thought I´d ever see GmanLives make a Waluigi impersonation. 6:04
@pro-teen1804
4 жыл бұрын
Here's the time stamp where he made the Andrew dice clay impression 3:46
@RetroRanter
5 жыл бұрын
Fk me, I don't remember this very fondly 😂 thanks for the flashbacks. 👌
@R34kicksarse
5 жыл бұрын
Please make the clip of you shooting Needles a running joke
@inack9220
2 жыл бұрын
It might be bad but this is the game i played most during my childhood. I have completed it more than a dozen time. But i will probably have a different opinion if i play it again.
@ghostoflaurapalmer
5 жыл бұрын
You can always identify Litech/Jupiter game from this 0:35 falling from stairs feature.
@alangeorge5592
5 жыл бұрын
Please review Severance Blades of Darkness!!!
@DezuKiwami
4 жыл бұрын
LOL @ that DSP laugh at 1:20
@telsanoderente7522
5 жыл бұрын
I heard of this game before but forgot. Been looking for it for a while now.
@cuppajoesugar
4 жыл бұрын
This game uses the Lithtech Engine FPS game template first used by No One Lives Forever 2 (a vastly better series that's sadly in copyright legal limbo at the moment)
@arthurbarros5189
4 жыл бұрын
This seems like it would be a reasonable game, but ended unfinished. Seems like it needed some months on the oven before selling. Something happened during development?
@reinhart.sieger
4 жыл бұрын
First thought it was that new mafia themed game by Romero xD
@nukedukem614
5 жыл бұрын
4:46 broke me
@DominationTeacher
4 жыл бұрын
I used to own this game can't recall how I lost it or did I give it away?
@JosephAdcock.
4 жыл бұрын
What was the name of the game where he was throwing banana at police ? Getting childhood flash backs of playing it
@Frank-x1g
Жыл бұрын
Sheesh.....just finished this on Xbox. It just ended all of a sudden and dang. Eat it player. After dealing with the nonsense like rooftop rocket launchers in the 1920's. It just stops.😂😂😂😂😂
@V9incent
5 жыл бұрын
Great. You should do "Pathologic". It's an... interesting expirience ;) Kinda curious, how would you react to it :)
@domonicsdaniel4497
5 жыл бұрын
Gman, if you wanna play a hilariously bad game, try "A Mesterlövész". That's a Hungarian game, which uterly thrash to the point of becoming part of the Hungarian video game meme culture. I think it's available in HUN only, but nevertheless, it might be worth a look! ;)
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms
5 жыл бұрын
A bad games makes one of the best videos
@topgozer5613
4 жыл бұрын
i had this and the ps2 indiana Jones game given to me for my birthday i never forgave my uncle for one of the worst thing i ever gotten lol
@astraldragon01
5 жыл бұрын
I marvel at the idea that anyone finished working on this game and said "That was the best work I have ever done". Thank you for submitting yourself to that torture
@nolimitxpGaming
5 жыл бұрын
Have you played Disruptor?
@ostegonation
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to be a character from the Reboot TV series and being stuck in this... Just... Take a moment to imagine that.
@McSquiddington
5 жыл бұрын
Don't apologize for the voice impressions - I thought they were great. Anything to lighten up an obviously shitty game.
@mihirlavande
5 жыл бұрын
I'd really love to know your opinion on this obscure game called 'Great Qin Warriors' Sonny Jim.
@dylan8736
5 жыл бұрын
Loved the Mario impressions.
@BaBboonking
5 жыл бұрын
Is that game Guns and canolli any good
@GudMarty
5 жыл бұрын
His analogies make this video “Wonky as a shopping cart with 3 wheels” lol
@Stuart267
4 жыл бұрын
I was sure he said the publishers name was Touch Of Downs
@Just4Fun-Zocker
5 жыл бұрын
It's a me, Gman.
@mrrixel28
3 жыл бұрын
2:06 what is that game ?
@someguy8951
3 жыл бұрын
no one lives forever 2
@shitforbrains6376
3 жыл бұрын
Yooo Vinneeeyyy... Getta loadda dis!
@salokin3087
5 жыл бұрын
I'm always impressed how many janky, charming and terrible FPS' still out there, hidden among the filth
@lucaspereirahmj
5 жыл бұрын
I'm making a marathon playing all FPS that i can get that launched for PC from 2000 until now (some games is impossible to get because they just vanish from the face of the earth), and i know exaclty what ou saying, actually, the world of low budget fps is the deepweb of the FPS
@Gruntvc
5 жыл бұрын
Plus no microtransactions, loot boxes (I mean "Surprise Mechanics"), season passes, cut content for dlc or pre order bonuses, and no political baloney.
@Crankiebox99
5 жыл бұрын
Genome Soldat it’s not an invasion it’s surprise democracy
@alexl2475
5 жыл бұрын
I played through Nitro Family off the back of his review. It was awful.
@Gruntvc
5 жыл бұрын
@Lucas-Enigma, Civvie11 recently covered a Russian made jank FPS called 'Kreed.' Makes Chicago Enforcer look like an 8/10 game by comparison.
@hauntedheathen2732
5 жыл бұрын
I know youre a decently popular reviewer, but I didn't know you had the budget to star the real Robert DeNiro in your review
@ChocolatePancakeMan
5 жыл бұрын
When Gman of all people, a man who plays some of the worst games of all time just to torture himself, calls this game the worst of the worst, you know he's right.
@sanjaykrishnannair8153
4 жыл бұрын
I first played this game when I was like 10 years old, and it was a mind blowing experience. It was actually quite frustrating sometimes, but I got through the game. I still don't understand what the icepick was used for in the game....melee? It didnt even happen...not even once!
@nikky8000
5 жыл бұрын
"Let me just subtly place this giant bag with dollar bills hanging out of it on the police chief's desk, I'm sure no one will say anything."
@skankyassmarty220
5 жыл бұрын
"Then I'm going downstairs to the cells and gun down a prisoner. No one will ever connect the two."
@SS-Sovereign
5 жыл бұрын
You've just got to love those jabs at DSP you keep throwing in every so often.
@spicymeatpaul307
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing he could do dood
@AgniFirePunch
5 жыл бұрын
Why am I toxic?
@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
5 жыл бұрын
DSP is so gout ridden he doesn't even feel it
@AgniFirePunch
5 жыл бұрын
@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 his diabetes killed all feeling in his foot or he would be writhing in pain from super gout
@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
5 жыл бұрын
@@AgniFirePunch god, super gout. Couldn't even imagine. He probably doesn't even know he has super gout, poor bastard
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