Dara O’Brien once said that Milton is the most edited guy on there as his lines cause the others to laugh so much they have to edit out chunks of time where it’s just the audience and the other comedians giggling like kids.
@malcolmjohnston7873
2 жыл бұрын
That I could well imagine. He has me in stitches!
@angelinecheongyw2352
2 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmjohnston7873 Mnnmbnmmh HD
@ifyoureadthisyoudi
7 ай бұрын
Is there a link to an interview where Dara said this?
@mauricedorreboom5388
2 ай бұрын
I remember those "Lighthouse Keeper" jokes he did ... those had everybody roaring.
@kvn4714
4 жыл бұрын
"How's your lucky pencil case now" 😂
@abbaslegend9214
4 жыл бұрын
7:06 😂😂
@changvasejarik62
10 ай бұрын
To ye more mathetically minded reading this. Was that a legit question/ question fragment?
@ElegantSpud
6 ай бұрын
I about soiled my dungarees the first time I saw that one. Still cracks me up every time I see it. Brilliant.
@maggiemassey5452
8 ай бұрын
He is absolutely brilliant, no need for filth just super comedy.
@davidyoung5114
3 ай бұрын
I would love to see Milton on TASKMASTER! He'd have the Taskmaster, the other contestants, and the audience in stitches all the time!
@adampeckitt2391
8 күн бұрын
He'd be carnage 🤣
@TheUntitled100
2 жыл бұрын
"Look! An ancient African city!" "From the makers of Timbuk One..."
@RitchieLion
2 жыл бұрын
"It looks like a runner bean, only smaller" "From the makers of Mange One..."
@bashirlone624
4 ай бұрын
Is it a part of a trilogy...
@terranceparsons5185
3 ай бұрын
@@bashirlone624the third one was from the makers of Cocka One.
@jimothy1967
8 ай бұрын
The one comedian whose line you can’t wait for! Genius.
@AngelicusImmortus
3 жыл бұрын
He is the current genius of one line, absurd, surreal comedy. It does take a special talent to come up with that stuff and ignore the generic stuff others come out with. No knob gags, no easy lines, just pure “weird” stuff.
@plugh1
3 жыл бұрын
Miltons miind works in strange but hilarious ways. Genius
@3QuaNiMiTyy
4 жыл бұрын
He's certainly unique. Some real absurdist type stuff at points.
@katherinewolfe
2 жыл бұрын
"I am the Messiah - and the Queen is a biscuit!" and then swimming off the stage is the weirdest, funniest thing I've seen since Robin Williams died.
@applejuice5272
2 жыл бұрын
@@katherinewolfe "I think that was a floating voter."
@jeanmichellelaurent
2 жыл бұрын
Like he's not an edgy low brow comedian but I love his goofy British wit
@donmontague4107
Жыл бұрын
Oh my. The fricking LEVEL that he's consistently delivering these lines at! That's superb. And for most/all of them to be clean jokes, that's what the best are made of.
@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg
9 ай бұрын
"Today we'll be finding out how the queen arrived in Australia but first..." That is one funny line, I enjoyed that one the most
@kenmannagh7788
2 жыл бұрын
Clean as a whistle and the best because of it ....genius Milton rave on .
@simonbiggs9102
2 жыл бұрын
Can listen to him day and night.
@dillonjohn8549
22 күн бұрын
People like Milton Jones and Tim Vine are proof that swearing doesn't always equal funny.
@ukdavepianoman
2 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius. I love the train joke...I know a short cut.
@isabella-cg1co
3 жыл бұрын
You missed out. “Anyone can cook this. You can’t Beatrice. Sorry you can’t beat rice” and “Ve in ze german city of cologne haf a fragrance called Birmingham” but the ones you included are AMAZING
@kylestubbs8867
3 жыл бұрын
This is part 1. Check the others.
@johnsupernaw7290
2 жыл бұрын
"You can't beat rice" is one of the absolute best jokes I have ever heard in my entire 54 years. That one isn't gold - its platinum.
@VinnySlouth
Жыл бұрын
@@johnsupernaw7290 According to the latest list I'd say 3 tons of Rhodium, and his befuddled walk off clinches it! Rhodium (Rh) - $15,250/troy ounce. Iridium (Ir) - $4,750/troy ounce. Palladium (Pd) - $2,027/troy ounce. Gold (Au) - $1,723.55/troy ounce. Platinum - $889/troy ounce.
@CatGirlClare
Жыл бұрын
Just love - Baby tennis umpires sitting in their highchairs, shouting Deuce, deuce!!
@eamonquinn5188
2 жыл бұрын
I think the luggagy sushi is maybe my favourite ever joke!
@noeldarby1635
2 жыл бұрын
My fave is stew francis......'when I was a cop I worked undercover as a pimp,a punter wanted a 3some with menstruating woman......so I err pulled a few strings ' belter !!
@MagiTailWelkin
4 жыл бұрын
1:35 I am almost certain, that was a floating voter.
@OldGravy2005
3 жыл бұрын
They shouldn’t have cut that out!
@rustkarl
2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh Milton. The strangest source of laughs I have had the pleasure of being immensely amused by.
@invaderzim7890
4 жыл бұрын
Would have been better if you put the topic up before Milton's bit.
@markt1387
5 ай бұрын
Milton's a genius and love the occasional really dark jokes that really catches you off guard.
@RIXRADvidz
2 жыл бұрын
He really brings out my Roaring Laughter
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434
4 ай бұрын
Simple one liners but yet funny. Milton is so quick whitted.
@HarryNicNicholas
2 жыл бұрын
"they taste luggagey" lolol.
@jeanniehelliwell1599
3 жыл бұрын
Oy Milton leave Aussies alone! 🤣🤣🇦🇺🥰
@donmontague4107
Жыл бұрын
Isn't it the Aussies who should leave us alone... the point is there are bloody masses of them - most of whom compete with the natives in the service industry.
@user-vy8ff8cl2i
2 ай бұрын
Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy!!!
@kennyhagan5781
2 жыл бұрын
This guy does it without using a lot of cursing and innuendos. He is brilliant.... and those shirts, the British should consider his wardrobe a national treasure. 🏆
@paulcrombie9623
2 жыл бұрын
I love Milton, he is the best, so funny!
@dez3540
4 жыл бұрын
The Dalmations one was absolute savage lmao
@iim4xii129
2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin chav
@aaroncurtis8768
4 жыл бұрын
Watching this guy made me laugh so hard i nearly peed myself.absolute genius he is with his one limer jokes
@FaceInTheCrowd
2 жыл бұрын
2:54 🤣 I really shouldn't watch Mock The Week while eating breakfast!
@nedim_guitar
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this man in a star role in a movie!
@nedim_guitar
2 жыл бұрын
@Ross Hall Thanks!
@georgelamb1236
2 жыл бұрын
He's a bloody genius!
@maccajft96ynwa97
3 жыл бұрын
Hi my names sue barker, you may remember my dad, chew barker what a joke what a comedian.
@j-simmo1881
3 жыл бұрын
Him and Gary Delaney are the best
@crazyman8472
2 жыл бұрын
4:52 “This is Fox News…” Oh, if only it was. 😜
@jackevans1318
2 жыл бұрын
I love the joke about how he lost control of a bus 🤣
@ElegantSpud
6 ай бұрын
No one does surreal humor like Milton. The guy is a comic genius. I wonder what his dreams are like.
@nostalgiaof98
Жыл бұрын
His style is very old school like Marty Feldman or such. Very witty and unique. I wonder what the show would've been like if Eric Morcambe or John Cleese was on
@noir-214
4 ай бұрын
"Look an ancient African city from the makers of Timbuk one...."😂😂😂
@barrywallace2744
4 жыл бұрын
I really think you should of left in Hugh's retort to Milton's The queen is a biscuit joke.
@toucheturtle...6547
2 жыл бұрын
Floating voter
@crazyman8472
2 жыл бұрын
@@toucheturtle...6547 Even Milton laughed at that one! 😜
@erinobrien8408
3 жыл бұрын
Milton's 🎶 destiny is to be the King of Pun! 🎶
@bcowan1943
Ай бұрын
Love him🤣🖖
@flavoredchin
4 жыл бұрын
4:52 An age old question, finally put to rest.
@kylestubbs8867
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@spudwesth
6 күн бұрын
Milton went to the store to buy some Beyond Meat. He found out that the cows were from Alpha Centauri.
@lgba384
4 жыл бұрын
A biscuit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ALostExplorer
Жыл бұрын
The moment I heard that ‘they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime’ joke, I knew we were off to the races. Easily one my favorite contestants on MTW
@davidjohnmcclements7455
3 жыл бұрын
I used to drink strongbow with my mate dave and he was killed by an arrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@steven9562
5 ай бұрын
Psml every time I watch milton
@jestermoon
2 жыл бұрын
A genius who got me where I am today. Does anybody know where I am?
@Spitfyre1011
4 ай бұрын
4:50 i love how it abruptly cuts off Andy Parsons
@daruddock
3 ай бұрын
Should be the standard for every show
@Shmiguelly
3 жыл бұрын
11:33 Hi Josh
@KevinNerfs
8 ай бұрын
1:38 It’s too bad you cut out Hugh’s response because it was the perfect complement to Milton’s joke.
@emporioalnino4670
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the bakery
@Master_Petes_Theater
2 жыл бұрын
One of his funniest lines! 👍🏻😂
@IamKlaus007
2 ай бұрын
Tricky, isn't it, when you're the captain of a ship and a moth. You see a lighthouse. You know you shouldn't, BUT.....
@BigBoris
2 жыл бұрын
Weird humour, I love it.
@VinnySlouth
Жыл бұрын
DNA is in his humor because, Humor is in his DNA, which isn't easy with letters like ACGT.
@robertrickwood8896
Жыл бұрын
The dna joke is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JB-vq6xv
Жыл бұрын
3:56
@lloydgriffiths1847
10 ай бұрын
the umpire high chair joke was the biggest brain joke I’ve heard
@user-db2uk8iq9r
5 ай бұрын
"Women divers" 😆😆😆
@weebrianful
5 ай бұрын
Genius
@nedlongdon8607
4 жыл бұрын
MEN 3:55
@pauldockree9915
Жыл бұрын
(Lighthouse in the tempest question mark) DNA!
@camerondempster4147
3 жыл бұрын
I pity the other comedians. Not matter how good their jokes are It's tough keeping up with the Jones's.
@toucheturtle...6547
2 жыл бұрын
Ed Byrne said exactly that....
@RighteousPursuitMinistries
4 ай бұрын
Well the Kiev joke sure hasn't aged well
@blindsightedkill
Жыл бұрын
1:35 wait didn't Hugh Dennis say "I think that was a floating voter!"
@JB-vq6xv
Жыл бұрын
13:00
@mrbenoit5018
10 ай бұрын
8:20 why’s he so fast
@wonderwend1
2 жыл бұрын
I want to see his shirt collection
@atifmanzoor63
9 ай бұрын
Milton reminds of of Lionel Messi
@javeedsultan8484
2 жыл бұрын
The man is genius, on par with Steven Wright and Emo Philips
@Laudon1228
2 жыл бұрын
Is that a terrible flan or a really good quiche?
@mistyj9578
2 жыл бұрын
pml lol omg ... x hahaha
@michaelangus5602
2 жыл бұрын
WeLcOmE To ThE BaKeRy
@Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex
2 жыл бұрын
turn the lights out she said.. what about the boats said the lighthouse keeper
@ElegantSpud
6 ай бұрын
That whole run of lighthouse jokes was utterly brilliant. His delivery is so perfect.
@JB-vq6xv
Жыл бұрын
12:22
@paperchain1239
2 жыл бұрын
Milton would be a really cool guy to be married to.....
@janel342
2 жыл бұрын
Only if you wear shades at breakfast
@bip3937
3 жыл бұрын
Pencil case joke?
@heli-crewhgs5285
Жыл бұрын
It was so good to see Russell Howard….. say nothing!
@davesmith9325
8 ай бұрын
Even better we didnt see nish kumar at all
@amanekabbaj
4 жыл бұрын
What was the sushi one? It was a bit muffled
@jamessteers4214
4 жыл бұрын
Sushi is served on a moving conveyor belt in sushi restaurants. The luggage reclaim at airports also has moving conveyor belts. The guy mistook the baggage reclaim for the sushi conveyor belt.
@ChallengeCommander
4 жыл бұрын
It certainly was a slow burner for Dara
@paulshubsachs4977
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChallengeCommander .....but, if you knew sushi like I know sushi....
@changvasejarik62
10 ай бұрын
Frankie may have been the best, but Milton got just as many if not more laughs out of me with his absurd humor. I nominate him to be next cyberman king.
@tomharrison1849
2 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain the sausage joke?
@changvasejarik62
10 ай бұрын
10:13 it involves a sausage mascot from Lincolnshire used in the Olympics that looks like Dara.
@crashingdown6924
4 жыл бұрын
Waiting for first jenny joke...
@pauldockree9915
Жыл бұрын
What's the bleedin' time? 11 minutes 40 Seconds was booked. This s light wee Kari never goes out.
@tweedlio2763
10 ай бұрын
8:13 yhey do taste like a??
@highdownmartin
4 ай бұрын
Not bad at accents either
@xSyresi
4 жыл бұрын
H
@ZATennisFan
Жыл бұрын
Only one objection. Steffi Graf didn’t have huge biceps🤣🤣In fact she had one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen especially the legs….
@malcolmdale9607
22 күн бұрын
Other "comedians" should learn that you don't have to be obscene to be funny.
@edwardkinsey5680
4 жыл бұрын
First
@ebola1974
9 ай бұрын
I loved him on MTW, so went to see him live. Awful. Worst stand up I’ve seen
@ElegantSpud
6 ай бұрын
What was bad about it?
@ebola1974
6 ай бұрын
@@ElegantSpud A lot of the jokes were ones he had said before on MTW, so obviously his jokes on that were not thought up on the spot and the standup routine just didn't seem to flow. I was really disappointed and so was the wife as we found him to be really funny on MTW
@beeble2003
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that New Orleans joke was in spectacularly bad taste. But the rest was amazing, as always.
@rootpotato
3 жыл бұрын
Milton Jones gives me the creeps . . . It's only a matter of time before everyone finds out what he's done!
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