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Mark Bartlett The question mark goes before the quotation mark dumbass
@ottavari746
6 жыл бұрын
Mark Bartlett And there should be a space between the period and LOL
@keviniiiiii4750
6 жыл бұрын
Omid Tavakoli RUNNNN ITS A GRAMMAR NAZIIIIII
@MrRabidKiwi
9 жыл бұрын
Son.... I'm sorry... your father was 360 quickscoped
@Cheapshot420420
9 жыл бұрын
but.. what if dad is not kill?
@MythicMk.V
9 жыл бұрын
By Faze. :(
@TheSpidersider
9 жыл бұрын
And his body got tea bagged by Faze terrorists multiple times.
@oliverdefusco6313
9 жыл бұрын
how about 360 ballshot quick scoped with screen inverted while eating dinner and doing your homework
@fizze3831
9 жыл бұрын
Then they made a montage with so many lens flares
@tgillies101
9 жыл бұрын
Gaming ....... gaming never changes.
@estebanvelazquez353
9 жыл бұрын
+tgillies101 are you ready to exit vault 111?
@spooky8491
9 жыл бұрын
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes ANNNNND Yes.
@tavajava
9 жыл бұрын
+tgillies101 Gaming... Gaming has changed
@fursuits
9 жыл бұрын
+tgillies101 * whispers * your father is a hero...
@fadedember9869
8 жыл бұрын
Can everyone stop quoting fallout for everything
@pyromaniac000000
6 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part pf this, is as soon as he sits down he's already in a match and dies. It takes at minimum 10 minutes to get into a match!
@GeneralSturnn
4 жыл бұрын
He was playing a modded match against bots
@TheAcademik
4 жыл бұрын
It was 2012, so no. MW3 was hot at that time. You couldn't go pee in between matches queue times were so fast
@Modest661
4 жыл бұрын
Yea man this video was supposed to be realistic those actors for this skit were his real family and we even witnessed an affair also ur so right he should’ve have made this video 18 minutes long as we watch him load into a Match to watch him die to make it more real...
@socomply5963
6 ай бұрын
Actually it was the first MW3 mission dude got RPGd not even 5 mknutes into the campaign😂@GeneralSturnn
@thestonergamer420
2 ай бұрын
He said the internet went out
@TheCrazyman5291
7 жыл бұрын
He should've said at the end: "I'm sorry... but duty calls."
@alynfrank6746
4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting
@someonewhoexsists
4 жыл бұрын
"Im sorry but...I have a Call of Duty to attend to..."
@batcout8787
4 жыл бұрын
@@someonewhoexsists This would be way more funny haha
@someonewhoexsists
4 жыл бұрын
@@batcout8787 agreed
@pocobull
3 жыл бұрын
Tee hee, you said doody.
@EdgyToastie
7 жыл бұрын
i died when he said they died like 50 times
@jonassamaniego9771
7 жыл бұрын
Gaming Gazza123 yeah 50 times....each...those were some tough ass soldiers
@EdgyToastie
7 жыл бұрын
Jonas Samaniego dang it was a honour playing with all the 7 year olds but then black ops 2 and 3 came out 😂😂🤣🤣
@jonasleslie8828
7 жыл бұрын
Gaming Gazza123 if you died, then how did you make this comment.
@user-jq2hr4ep7v
7 жыл бұрын
Jonas Leslie its an expression
@EdgyToastie
7 жыл бұрын
Jonas Leslie i respawned
@CasuallyClutching
7 жыл бұрын
As soon as I spotted the controller I was dying.
@robertogurrola7465
7 жыл бұрын
Casually Clutching why?
@CasuallyClutching
7 жыл бұрын
roberto gurrola Of laughter
@robertogurrola7465
7 жыл бұрын
Casually Clutching but whats up with the controller, why is it funny?
@CasuallyClutching
7 жыл бұрын
roberto gurrola Because once I saw it I realised what this was all about
@robertogurrola7465
7 жыл бұрын
Casually Clutching oh ok
@kai_the_noble3774
4 жыл бұрын
My dad was dishonourably discharged for cheating and aimbot.
@tr4shp4nd45
Жыл бұрын
*He deserved it dawg*
@cannedgoose3259
8 жыл бұрын
Wow... this is really accurate...
@ohnoitsthatguy09
8 жыл бұрын
booooooo! guilty. lol
@moe583
7 жыл бұрын
l will gut you
@dreaugustus4658
6 жыл бұрын
this is too accurate 😂😂😂
@cluttter482
6 жыл бұрын
BLM 22012 yep
@legitblackguycalledjameswi6226
6 жыл бұрын
BLM 22012 Lol
@ReaIHuman
7 жыл бұрын
This is how parents think there kids will turn out 😂😂😂
@cloroxbleachs5757
7 жыл бұрын
Lucifer so true
@thomashartill1299
7 жыл бұрын
Lucifer *their
@ReaIHuman
7 жыл бұрын
Tommy Gun20 I have a feeling you've corrected my grammer before
@NATEDAWG977
7 жыл бұрын
Lucifer this is how my dad is now
@johngreene8988
7 жыл бұрын
But they're right
@miikkakiprusoff5974
7 жыл бұрын
Mission failed! We'll get em next time.
@ethanjordan4464
7 жыл бұрын
Funny
@littlebeantheboss423
7 жыл бұрын
Keith Nelton I was about to comment on that, love AWOL
@WristFreeze97
7 жыл бұрын
Miikka Kiprusoff Legendary name
@v.567
7 жыл бұрын
dat memez
@beastieman4207
6 жыл бұрын
dead meme now
@ArowStone
4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how these guys are keeping a straight face while filming this.
@crystxlzx6442
4 жыл бұрын
I understand what you mean but i can bet you this isn't the first footage we're seeing
@residualwaste5038
4 жыл бұрын
Multiple takes
@Fifthcell
7 жыл бұрын
Only 3 Mountain Dews? Not a real COD player
@nostalgicuniverse9747
7 жыл бұрын
Fifthcell Ikr 😂 you need at least 50 of those littering the room.
@jjjj-x9g
7 жыл бұрын
Theres 4.
@TheIndogamer
7 жыл бұрын
Fifthcell I had like 4 mugs of coffee
@falconx8719
7 жыл бұрын
Random Bean._. Bloody unhygienic hoarder
@nostalgicuniverse9747
7 жыл бұрын
Falcon X Ha yeah thats me. :3
@Crispy
10 жыл бұрын
"Sorry honey, my clan needs me" LMAO
@ATypeOfShadow
10 жыл бұрын
every video!!! crispy..... we should just become best friends now
@jackboys3420
6 жыл бұрын
Clicked on a random video and I see a comment from the one and only crispy concords
@GagoGamesYT
6 жыл бұрын
Hi crispy ❤️😂😂😂😂
@maxthekillerzombie6726
6 жыл бұрын
I subed to you crispy concords
@maxthekillerzombie6726
6 жыл бұрын
No need to be mean thoe
@hugheser9402
9 жыл бұрын
Next vid: civ 5 father never returns home
@InSanic13
9 жыл бұрын
+I hugheser I Just...one...more...turn...
@powerblo5019
9 жыл бұрын
India just nuked New Jersey, The Shoshone is taking my land, Brazil is stealing my workers and Korea is bringing 50 battleships! 50 fucking battleships!
@ArtoriusRex
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@bhotann7984
8 жыл бұрын
It was a massacre, Ghandi just wouldn't stop.
@bhotann7984
8 жыл бұрын
+Taco Pizza If they're taking me out, I'm going full Samson.
@alphaq83
4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people think this is funny, I lost 5 of my friends in this game 28 times. You guys are messed up for thinking death is funny.
@aidilnizar377
4 жыл бұрын
Fr tho the ptdmsd from lag is tramautize me
@bonehead5000
4 жыл бұрын
* Hancock rip
@legitjj6577
4 жыл бұрын
** this is the best comment I’ve ever read
@joshwood7204
4 жыл бұрын
I hear you. I lost my leg over there from someone shooting me with the FAL through the wall and then throwing a molotov to make sure I was dead.
@TheAwesome45
3 жыл бұрын
The things I saw man…
@kesbreth
7 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to play modern warfare but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
@michaelschelonka7175
7 жыл бұрын
DaKezzFletch is it TheLegend27?
@isak2453
7 жыл бұрын
The legend27? Stories tell that the legend27 once won a 100v1 match with his bare hands!
@edgarsjuskevics6628
7 жыл бұрын
And Its The Mom 27
@austin5801
7 жыл бұрын
I heard TheLegend27 doesn't even need to use a SCUF controller.
@hitlercartmen5458
7 жыл бұрын
DaKezzFletch i heard thelegend27 killed 30 peaple with 1 grenade
@TonicElement
8 жыл бұрын
Lmao he was playing campaign
@madafaqin_boss7731
8 жыл бұрын
IKR
@animeisgay1729
8 жыл бұрын
Well the internet went out...
@somebitch9713
7 жыл бұрын
TonicElement no he wasn't "internet went out" "nearly got a nuke" stfu
@whoamarcelus
7 жыл бұрын
Some British guy at the end of the video he was playing campaign
@elfojo6785
7 жыл бұрын
Some British guy l
@cydanite89
8 жыл бұрын
this is sad, funny and hilarious at the same time
@Mdewar7
8 жыл бұрын
dip mistry 69th like
@jord19100
8 жыл бұрын
a bit cringy too, but in the good way
@jediel4321
7 жыл бұрын
l
@simonzimmerman166
7 жыл бұрын
Funny and hilarious is the same thing
@cydanite89
7 жыл бұрын
IQ's Shoes lol u 69thed my comment
@carsoncomplains
7 жыл бұрын
Back when College Humor wasn't Buzzfeed
@ravendeafening192
4 жыл бұрын
It’s nothing like buzzfeed....
@kirin1230
4 жыл бұрын
It's still better than BuzzFeed
@gentai5676
4 жыл бұрын
@@kirin1230 no its not
@aidandudley8746
4 жыл бұрын
Gentai wait how?
@Beefboi1997
4 жыл бұрын
Cookie it’s a single rung above buzzfeed on the ladder of shit
@bobbirdsong6825
8 жыл бұрын
*This* is how we should fight wars.
@froyothebro7334
8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@alejandroliceaga5974
8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Birdsong Actually, this is somewhat close to controlling unmanned drones in the military. They even make you wear a uniform while you're controlling it from a safer location.
@bobbirdsong6825
8 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Liceaga I know. Robotic warfare.
@davids4206
8 жыл бұрын
The Halo championships are actually for US Army recruiting
@alexarean2183
8 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of insignia it's a great book technically wat u said
@dumpsterbabynumber134
8 жыл бұрын
oh my fuck that killed me when I noticed the controller
@ER04040
7 жыл бұрын
goulish gaming YAAASSSSS TOKYO GHOUL
@gusgleich
7 жыл бұрын
Eyepatch1357 weeaboo
@antomy5900
7 жыл бұрын
+goulish gaming ikr
@cowboygloopglop218
7 жыл бұрын
goulish gaming fuckn weeb
@ryukidragonheart9232
7 жыл бұрын
the annoying _1 ***** Weaboo Definition : A non japanese person who basically denounces their own culture and calls themselves japanese. They try to learn japanese through the anime they watch and usually end up pronouncing it wrong and looking like a complete idiot. KEEP IN MIND: that a non-japanese person can like the culture, watch anime, speak the language and RESPECT THE CULTURE, while still keeping in touch with there own. Which keeps them from being a Weeaboo, japanophile, ect.
@raulromero8365
8 жыл бұрын
Mom: I'm sorry sweetie. Daughter: What? Mom: Daddy's gone. Daughter: No! Mom: He was 360 noscoped by xXPussySlayer6969Xx.
@timrthoward7007
8 жыл бұрын
that was so fucking unfunny
@gootube2452
8 жыл бұрын
XD I'm dying right now
@bobiscool447
8 жыл бұрын
+derek7717 Very different opinions... It's unfunny.
@supercoolnata
8 жыл бұрын
The dad is sitting there next to her and she dies in the first game then he kicks her out.
@yasukeg4202
7 жыл бұрын
TimRT Howard 😂
@jesselopez9127
7 жыл бұрын
Me after I play a lot of modern warfare remastered.
@kesardogra5529
6 жыл бұрын
Jesse Lopez you must be really free
@Captianmarshmallow
6 жыл бұрын
Jesse Lopez tell me about it. I have almost 1300 hours.
@hunterlee3353
6 жыл бұрын
Captianmarshmallow get a fucking life
@godzilladude1231
9 жыл бұрын
This is how Call of Duty destroys families...
@joshuapemberton5017
8 жыл бұрын
And what 2 year olds see as a good game
@godzilladude1231
8 жыл бұрын
Gordon Freeman Yeah! You know your game sucks when Gordon Frigging Freeman says so!
@zousssnotzeus5341
8 жыл бұрын
+John Constantine wait...what do you mean by "Gordon Frigging Freeman says so"...are you implying what i think your implying
@alysapalmer7056
8 жыл бұрын
your right my dad didn't come out for hours 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😵
@SirMcWinkle
8 жыл бұрын
+John Constantine actually people who play the game alot have no life
@Daredevil4421
8 жыл бұрын
I wanna make a Counter-strike joke, but it will be Global offensive.
@thegreengoblin9517
8 жыл бұрын
+Ray Netto Is this the Source of those?
@radomu1
8 жыл бұрын
+Ray Netto Hahahahaha :D nice
@mildr7
8 жыл бұрын
+Ray Netto Hue hue hue hueeee.... Wait, am I doing it wrong?
I remember watching this when it came out. 4 years later it's still hilarious
@deenanthekemoni9821
6 жыл бұрын
MyNameIsNidos agreed. 😅, 2 years in the future(nearly 3) !
@Dmacthegoat
4 жыл бұрын
This year sucks
@phanerrenahp5154
4 жыл бұрын
The MilkMan u said it bröther
@aungchanoo6465
4 жыл бұрын
And it funny after 8 years
@mazadancoseben4818
3 жыл бұрын
Always
@nathanstein8572
6 жыл бұрын
Instead of saying “my clan needs me” he should have said “duty calls” lol
@DanielDiaz-wl8hy
2 ай бұрын
I thought that too
@JuanLopez-pw7em
7 жыл бұрын
the way he runs back to the Xbox I'm dead✌😂😂😂
@Zincmentomint
2 жыл бұрын
And plays the campaign lol
@jim191185
9 жыл бұрын
Had it been Battlefield, he would've been a complete wreck.
@maahkee9630
9 жыл бұрын
So many dog tags lol
@TheStarkman123
9 жыл бұрын
;)
@OneRedRoad
9 жыл бұрын
"A whole building fell on top of my friends while they were in a boat. I C4'd a sniper and put my balls on his face."
@jim191185
9 жыл бұрын
John Miller lol ..."Gather round kids, grandpas going to tell you all a story about the war"....
@Ampwich
9 жыл бұрын
Everyone keeps mentioning Battlefield as if it's this amazing game series......
@FlyingWolfWings
8 жыл бұрын
The acting in this video is amazing.
@soujaunlimited
Жыл бұрын
7 years later & still hilarious🤣
@mr.k4311
7 жыл бұрын
My favorite black ops 2 spawn themes are Remember, speed and aggression gentlemen. Keep you head up and your ass down. It's go time. Shut up, clock in, and load up.
@doughy_
7 жыл бұрын
Vexed Knight Those are all of them
@xXViper-9Xx
6 жыл бұрын
Mr.Gaming exactly
@gideon4942
6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget favorites such as: "Lock em' and load em' ladies it's go time."
@bresukks
6 жыл бұрын
Remember when ghost got snoop dogg to do that
@MattChansler
9 жыл бұрын
How in the world did they keep straight faces that whole time?
@bigcat3450
9 жыл бұрын
Matt Chansler I'm gonna tell you something top secret that you can't tell no one else. Its called...acting
@MattChansler
9 жыл бұрын
Big Cat EVERYBODY, THEY'RE ACTORS! ...oops. Sorry :(
@bigcat3450
9 жыл бұрын
Matt Chansler Sorry for what? Answering your own question?
@MattChansler
9 жыл бұрын
Big Cat You specifically said that it was a secret and then I went and blabbed :/
@bigcat3450
9 жыл бұрын
Matt Chansler It was a joke. I was making that joke because of how stupid your questions sounded
@gregcoyle3905
8 жыл бұрын
Now they should make one about a crime lord coming back from gta 5
@woddletoddle
7 жыл бұрын
Greg Coyle that would be funny
@schnozz4262
7 жыл бұрын
I thought you were done!? Sorry honey, shark card discounts by 50%!! Bye!
@ryanmarchese2250
7 жыл бұрын
Damn that sadly hits home
@isaacs8783
7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Marchese You mean your parents were in warfare or you play more video games than you should.
@ryanmarchese2250
7 жыл бұрын
Amber Shoffren lol I just play way too many damn video games
@isaacs8783
7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Marchese thought so.
@UnknownHero76
7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Marchese that crippling depression
@ToxicFlight
6 жыл бұрын
Amber Shoffren your comment hit home
@BrokenSymetry
4 жыл бұрын
The only unrealistic part is where that woman is his wife instead of his mom and his room isn't a basement
@AshGreen359
4 жыл бұрын
You never heard of adults spending too much time playing video games?
@King-mg7vy
4 жыл бұрын
What are you going on about, my Dad, plays this game. Every time I'm over there he's on it. Please tell me you're joking.
@MrRhilton826
4 жыл бұрын
Ash Green NECKBEARD
@-Homelander.
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRhilton826 i mean a lot of adults play games id say most players are adults its not the only thing i do i work and to the gym but not every adult gamer has to be a neck bearded basement troll
@jono_owa
8 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I wish it was actually like this
@ricemoneylain7007
8 жыл бұрын
not really
@Basher.G
7 жыл бұрын
Jonathan J&S Studios Dev No it may be stupid but way better than real wars
@Mega-P71
6 жыл бұрын
Basher Theories . . Uhm okay yeah sure think whatever you want 😂 would solve absolutely nothing but okay 👌🏻 how about not have wars at all
@Mega-P71
6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Burns wow another person that randomly insults people and doesn't explain on how or why. Damn you could just point out how I'm wrong instead of being a douche. 👌🏻
@oXoMAYHEMoXo
6 жыл бұрын
StreetFighter MMA Never said you were right or wrong. I just provided attention to how you're an idiot. 😂🤔🙅👌💣💥👳 Thanks for proving me right. :')
@TheCondorjc
9 жыл бұрын
"50 times each" I lost just it xD ahaha
@ProtankGaming
8 жыл бұрын
They probably died by malnutrition
@Arogonian
10 жыл бұрын
Should've been a little kid coming out of that room, would've made more sense anyway.
@GodmyX
10 жыл бұрын
No, it wouldn't... the point was that "dad comes home from war to find his wife and little children waiting for him...."
@Arogonian
10 жыл бұрын
***** Oh god.
@weirdsearchhistory5876
9 жыл бұрын
Little kids aren't even supposed to be playing that game. It's an adult oriented game not Mario Kart.
@Arogonian
9 жыл бұрын
Poppa Poppy Oh man.
@Arogonian
9 жыл бұрын
MrXelium Oh shit.
@vilifyahuman
4 жыл бұрын
7 years after this came out, and I still laughed my ass off. It's still so relevant.
@thefunway123
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@vForVi.21
8 жыл бұрын
Gaming, Gaming never changes.
@gattalla7822
8 жыл бұрын
Nice copy. Directly under the other one too.
@vForVi.21
8 жыл бұрын
???
@OrboTheOutlaw
8 жыл бұрын
Prof pic source?
@vForVi.21
8 жыл бұрын
djkoala5 Drawn (Edit) My bad, thought you said something else, this was from one of Yandere Dev's videos here's the link: bit.ly/1oLYCBd Go to 13:29 to see it.
@EndyPres
8 жыл бұрын
+Freeman “Fierynne” Kyne you didn't draw that lmao that's YandereDev and its from one of his videos way to steal other peoples art
@joseydrinkswater5694
8 жыл бұрын
Wife:"Over there?" Husband: "yeah, over there on the couch"LOL
@cerebralpaulsy4867
8 жыл бұрын
"Cmon a rocket launcher? How fucking cheap are you?" If I had a dollar for every time I've had to say that while playing battlefield
@valdeizm
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it's annoying when people use it on other people and not vehicles
@joecestare5565
8 жыл бұрын
I hate when I'm in tdm and that happens
@bukopie3906
8 жыл бұрын
+Schaden fruede Well you could afford like 10 Burj Khalifas
@TiddyJiggly
8 жыл бұрын
That one asshole on Siege of Shanghai who waits at the elevator with an rpg just makes me wish there was some other way to get to where I want to go. Meanwhile someone waits for the helicopter to spawn so they can practice flying but end up crashing the helicopter into the building right away.
@GhostCT-ih7ck
7 жыл бұрын
Schaden fruede You could buy EA dude.
@90srule96
4 жыл бұрын
“Oh good...a home-cooked meal. I’ve been eating rations for way too long, “ And it zooms in on bags of Doritos and bottles of Mountain Dew. I died!
@hunterlisle1171
9 жыл бұрын
*Meanwhile at the house* Daughter: When is daddy coming home? Mom: Um, honey it's about time i told you, he- (Holds back tears) He's MIA. Daughter: what does thath mean? Mom: he's lost and the military can't find him. Son: Where was he last sent? why dont they search there? Mom: He- he was sent too that GIANT F@#%ING MAP with his Ghost squad. Infinity ward, don't make maps where i actually get lost.
@Justinhulk
9 жыл бұрын
then find Daddys Dogtag
@TheStarkman123
9 жыл бұрын
Is that why CoD players hate Battlefield? I play both (split screen with friends, mostly zombies by myself).
@hunterlisle1171
9 жыл бұрын
Stark Well, not all cod players hate battlefield, i play cod and like battlefield but why most cod players hate battlefield is because everyone thinks their opinion is better than anyone elses.
@TheStarkman123
9 жыл бұрын
Hunter lisle Yeah :/ Most Battlefield players are elitist assholes. I love both franchises.
@nicholaspaget9266
9 жыл бұрын
I know some of my friends laughed at me when I said I play battlefield on console
@somerando3718
7 жыл бұрын
4 years later he back for good
@Michael-cj6mv
7 жыл бұрын
chilean wanderer LMFAO
@detergentpower6489
6 жыл бұрын
chilean wanderer 😂😂😂
@LtApples101
9 жыл бұрын
"My squad went into that office to save 2 hostages... we were ambushed, my team got flash banged. I was lucky to be in a corner but one of my teammates wasn't. We eventually managed to push through... But on the way back my best friend took an AWP bullet to the head... he broke his mouse and was gone forever..." Me playing CSGO
@Mattoe98
6 жыл бұрын
At the end he should have said "Duty Calls!".... missed opportunity
@strike.smother.dehumanize5318
7 жыл бұрын
This right here is me as an adult 😂
@magicalpeanut9309
7 жыл бұрын
Bakphoon I play on pc This means I will become a fat nerd, oh no
@magicalpeanut9309
7 жыл бұрын
Bakphoon what's your specs?
@magicalpeanut9309
7 жыл бұрын
Bakphoon mine are Gtx 1060 i5 6400 8gb ram 120gb ssd 1tb hard drive H170 msi motherboard 430watt power supply
Magical Peanut nice graphics card I have the same one
@Mercenarie558
10 жыл бұрын
As ex-USMC and a gamer, I think I sh*t my pants laughing. X'D
@thaojoseph69
10 жыл бұрын
Marines don't call themselves "ex Marines", they call themselves former Marines.
@spartan0x75
10 жыл бұрын
There's no such thing as an ex-Marine :)
@classicrockguy7
10 жыл бұрын
Irving Ceron What exactly did you expect to see when you read the title of the video?
@Ripster99
10 жыл бұрын
Once a Marine always a Marine. No such thing as ex.
@ryangranato5010
10 жыл бұрын
Would you all shut the fuck up about marines? Yeah, a marine is always a marine, but if they fuckin wana say "I'm an ex-marine" then WHAT THE FUCK why not allow it?!
@jodrim
8 жыл бұрын
There isn't a nuke in MW3.
@freakoffear3823
8 жыл бұрын
ummmmmm are you stupid?
@jodrim
8 жыл бұрын
FreakOfFear There is a M.O.A.B (Mother Of All Bombs).
@bcv1443
8 жыл бұрын
NinjaGamerHD ooohhhhhhhhhhhh
@shadowhalk225
8 жыл бұрын
MOAB is basically a nuke
@jodrim
8 жыл бұрын
shadowhalk225 pranked
@txisbest2010
7 жыл бұрын
PTSD: Post Tdm Stress Disorder
@RikerWilson
9 жыл бұрын
wait... didn't she say she was making dinner, and then dinner was ready? wat
@BBSHOCKZ
8 жыл бұрын
I think she was lagging
@klovisy3058
8 жыл бұрын
+BBSHOCKZ hahaha you made my day
@user-ex3dn6xf5f
8 жыл бұрын
+BBSHOCKZ x,D
@DavidJamesHenry
8 жыл бұрын
Dear John You're frickin lit bro But I have needs
@gorkaaustin5306
7 жыл бұрын
no
@conorrocks7
10 жыл бұрын
how do you play on 360?!! HOW DOES ONE AIM WITH THOSE WIGGLE STICKS
@VesuviusDetrimental
10 жыл бұрын
WIGGLE STICKS!!!
@conorrocks7
10 жыл бұрын
NoFucksGiven well sir you killed a joke, killed it dead. aiming with wiggle sticks is like driving a car with your feet. use a mouse its better
@demetri494
10 жыл бұрын
Mouses Are not better
@conorrocks7
10 жыл бұрын
demetri manoloules Mouses are more accurate.
@DerekECook
10 жыл бұрын
demetri manoloules of course mice are better. They move within far broader perimeters that can be adjusted with far more precision.
@jonathanisgitt6893
Жыл бұрын
I was deployed in Iraq and Saudi Arabia during Desert Shield and Storm with the 82nd airborne division. Nothing came close to the horrors of deploying to my upstairs man cave with a 75" Sony Bravia playing the new COD games. My wife has been very brave taking care of the family while i am gone. She even brings snacks and drinks between matches. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gdbaradit
9 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a way to play PS4 vs XBOx vs PC players
@James11111
9 жыл бұрын
I think they tried that before with 360 vs PC in a CoD game. However it was unfair because the 360 was lagging behind the PC. Maybe in the future we could get it to work... Hell, maybe in the future there will be only one gaming device.
@SlamifiedBuddafied
9 жыл бұрын
There was a game in the projects not long after the PS3 release where Microsoft started a rather ambitious project involving a very large amount of players. Idea was the separate consoles and PC would be able to play the game on the same servers. It was quickly discovered the way games are coded for the separate consoles differed way to much and was totally incompatible. The same was hoped to be done for a few CoD games between the Xbox and PC, but those minor projects never saw the light of day.
@wariswrong1
9 жыл бұрын
***** You don't have to wait for the future there is already one gaming system where everybody can play together ..... it's called the outdoors: P
@gdbaradit
9 жыл бұрын
wariswrong1 Too few players.
@James11111
9 жыл бұрын
wariswrong1 The graphics are amazing, but it's pay 2 win and not very fun in the first place.
@genryu13
10 жыл бұрын
We should replace all war with video game competitions.
@elmarmaria6980
9 жыл бұрын
I agree with danzo ... does this make me an anbu?
@MrStarseaker
9 жыл бұрын
'No Game No Life' anyone?
@saiyansnake
9 жыл бұрын
If you didn't seal Shisui's eye I could have used it to make everyone think that they were in a competition.
@Phil-dx8xq
9 жыл бұрын
do you seriously want japan to rule the world?
@catnipislol7888
9 жыл бұрын
Danzo, before getting your butt whooped by (not saying a name for spoilers) you took off your bandage. That was a huge mistake as most people threw up at the sight of your right arm.
@SikMisfits
9 жыл бұрын
Would have been even funnier if they made him seem like he was a real soldier saying all these things then show him going back into that room.
@chupacabra9357
4 жыл бұрын
I truly hope that in the future this is the only type of "soldier" we have.
@TheNewRobin30
8 жыл бұрын
Poor man... He's got the thousand centimeter stare...
@NathanTAK
9 жыл бұрын
I was kind of expecting the story to be that the soldier from the _game_ comes home, not the guy _playing_ it.
@VaVbVc
9 жыл бұрын
''Most of our boys didn't survive, thank god i was controlled by a pro, he had mad ninja thumb skills ''
@NathanTAK
9 жыл бұрын
Stefan Tesic More like, "Most of our boys died, like, 20 times." And remove the rhyme. Then that line would be even perfecter.
@VaVbVc
9 жыл бұрын
Nathan T Yeah just realized that, i don't comment a lot.
@isaiahphillip4112
9 жыл бұрын
Same, I was expecting like some hyper crazy troll guy in a marine uniform to come home.
@psychoticdaizyproductions569
9 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a very very traumatized man xD
@trilbyquillstroker9101
11 жыл бұрын
Having had a father who came back from the war in Iraq and remembering how emotional that was... I have to say... This video is fucking hilarious
@shawnawesome7770
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he really plays. STOLEN VALOR!
@outdoorswashington7021
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@frost-dono9273
4 жыл бұрын
He's stealing our pride my gamers
@clarbo3849
9 жыл бұрын
No offense to anyone who has been in war but can you imagine if this was how wars were.
@cptTK421
9 жыл бұрын
ShyFilip At least death isn't permanent. Well, on the field anyway.
@sscamc
9 жыл бұрын
+cptTK421 But if a cutscene starts you're screwed.
@cptTK421
9 жыл бұрын
sscamc If it's not a climactic end, and you're an important character, you should be fine.
@abai7133
9 жыл бұрын
+ShyFilip Soon enough... heh
@PastimeVP
9 жыл бұрын
+cptTK421 **SPOILER DON'T READ IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED MW3** unless its MW3 where literally everyone except Captain Price dies. literally every main character in the series but him.
@Flyingtoaster.
7 жыл бұрын
CoD is a franchise long dead and hated, but man was this funny.
@Flyingtoaster.
7 жыл бұрын
Maybe not dead but for sure headed down that road
@rosesforrevenge2600
7 жыл бұрын
the cod kids wont let it die lol
@cancerishere.3362
7 жыл бұрын
I played about 3000 hours worth of bo2 (sick social life, i know) and I can tell you that apart from the kids who get the next cod as their christmas present, it died with ghosts.
@segovo9706
7 жыл бұрын
what are you talking about?? cod is still plenty alive, it may not be getting any better but there is stole a whole community that loves it. I know that not all the CODs are good but they aren't all flops either
@99batran
7 жыл бұрын
cod still has tens of millions of players
@dazzelbanana
8 жыл бұрын
I have that same fridge
@blak_dice5514
4 жыл бұрын
Finally an ancient recommendation that makes sense. Perfectly timed even more accurate with Warzone lol.
@RushClan
10 жыл бұрын
That was jokes...only thing is, he said "almost got a nuke." In MW3 (the game he was playing), you get MOABs, not nukes. Trust me, I'm a no life (lol jk)
@mikevismyelement
10 жыл бұрын
You're not a no life. You know a very basic fact about the most casual series ever. You're a fucking casual m8. tell me about dwarf fortress then we can talk
@CaptainBill22
10 жыл бұрын
mikevismyelement Dwarf Fortress is kind of intimidating even for serious gamers. The difference between serious gamers and casuals is that casuals need to have their hands held at all times and to be given simple tasks. Serious gamers will hit the wiki and forums for info.
@RushClan
10 жыл бұрын
Haha! Wasn't expecting those kinds of responses at all....
@Cloutie1998
10 жыл бұрын
Sigvulcanas The kind of serious games look on the wiki, then go test the guns in game to see how they match up. Some guns the wiki says are bad, but they are actually pretty god damn amazing if used correctly. Some hardcore games dont look on the wiki. they just go and use the guns themselves so they dont have a tainted view on them. Theres more to know than the wiki will tell you.
@mikevismyelement
10 жыл бұрын
Cloutie1998 He was talking about playing Dwarf Fortress. Try playing Dwarf Fortress without a wiki. Anyone can play CoD without a wiki considering every gun is a lazer beam that kills in 3-4 shots with the exception of very few.
@no1inurheart
11 жыл бұрын
respect...a fellow soldier putting everything on the line just to be with his comrades rip my brother respawn in peace..amen
@CameronThatcher
6 жыл бұрын
I didn't think you'd come back til January. Yeah well the internet went out so I'm back.
@Jay-Tee58
6 ай бұрын
I can confirm COD PTSD 11 years later is still presence in my soul sir 🫡
@mikael_tan
10 жыл бұрын
How i imagine this generation of kids as parents
@Johnthefilmguy
10 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to it.
@radomu1
9 жыл бұрын
This is offensive and disrespectful. Video game addiction is not a joke.
@bigcat3450
9 жыл бұрын
R Yokoe ...Kid, get real and understand more obvious shit
@truongtin3911
9 жыл бұрын
overly sensitive kid.
@radomu1
9 жыл бұрын
It was a sarcastic comment, poking fun at other comments stating the same about PTSD.
@Jooju413
9 жыл бұрын
R Yokoe You're right it's not a joke it's a comedy show.
@Jooju413
9 жыл бұрын
Trường Tín * Overly
@livesimplyandhumbly
10 жыл бұрын
It turns out all the intel of weapons of mass destruction in Call of Duty were just rumors.
@tralpaz2
10 жыл бұрын
no one wanted mw3 but we were dragged into it... lol
@danialloganathan2803
10 жыл бұрын
sean mccullough my brother was uh.... 360 quickscoped....on Feb 16, 2014, at about 1400 hours. The terrorist turned the corner on Vermont street, my brother followed at 14 steps behind, brother turned the corner, and was ambushed by 19 6year olds on a roof. Sad sad day.
@tralpaz2
10 жыл бұрын
Danial Loganathan i was a pow they teabaged me so many times called me gay and sayed they did my mother... it changed me
@danialloganathan2803
10 жыл бұрын
sean mccullough i feel you man. i served for a couple years too. i was in the NOOB Battalion, it was sort of for beginners. But the veterans would constantly make fun of us while in war and did some things....I ....dont really want to talk about it....
@ericnelson4524
10 жыл бұрын
I cannot fathom some of the things Modern Warfare has done to our own men. Hearing these stories, makes my time in the field like a spyplane rush...
@RetroGamerEightyOne
2 жыл бұрын
Collegehumor was amazing way back when. So was YT I wanna go back
@maplesyrupstuff
8 жыл бұрын
I'm offensive and I find this a gamer.
@bradleyromano9616
8 жыл бұрын
You, you are smart, I like you.
@TheNewRobin30
8 жыл бұрын
Nooice
@rddwarrior1877
8 жыл бұрын
This is so cheap, talk about over used
@seanfast6628
6 жыл бұрын
Ur also generic af
@Bettersucksaul
9 жыл бұрын
Why do so many people assume that soldier would hate this? I think people forget that they're typically 20-30 years old. They will have a sense of humor. This is just poking fun at those who take modern warfare too seriously, or if gaming was like war.
@petrollgriffinsaysphuckyou7835
10 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO every US soldier or vid game nerds should see this vid.
@The_Purple_Joker
10 ай бұрын
WE NEED AN UPDATED VERSION!
@allenvaas
Жыл бұрын
Husband- "I was over there for a long time." Wife- "Over there?" Husband- "Yeah, over there on the couch."
@tacbeav2949
7 жыл бұрын
Even in a fuckin video game there's fuckin jodys. But this one ain't 6'4 but he's definitely been whooped before
@gorkaaustin5306
7 жыл бұрын
ok
@itsDefexx
7 жыл бұрын
Dankus Memus Jody is the mother's new boyfriend fyi.
@CommanderNixon
4 жыл бұрын
"Lately he's been jumping around everywhere... Its like we can even talk anymore. I feel so disconnected from him."
@mazadancoseben4818
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@christianrincon5697
7 жыл бұрын
"A pretty hardcore death match at 1800" I can imagine kids telling this to their parents back then XD
@boopy9843
4 жыл бұрын
the wife looks like shes laughing when he found out that shes cheating
@tylerwbullard
2 жыл бұрын
When they focused on the medal... 💀!
@Facebooker413
4 жыл бұрын
Seen here: The Modern American Soldier under Quarantine
@dassnassty
7 жыл бұрын
OKAY KZitem I WATCHED THIS CAN YOU TAKE IT OFF MY RECOMENDED NOW
@dassnassty
7 жыл бұрын
Best Compilation ik lol
@luciddynasty7740
7 жыл бұрын
Help Me Reach 10,000 Subscribers With No Videos yeah plus watching it just makes more videos like this pop up haha
@nopelol1550
7 жыл бұрын
possibly the greatest video of all time
@diegojimenez466
9 жыл бұрын
If it was battlefield, arma 3 or planetside 2 he would never come back.
@Sasqe
7 жыл бұрын
"Ive experienced true war. Ive resorted to modifying my console to be able to download mod menus to enhance my slim chance of survival"
@rad1kalblu3s34
Жыл бұрын
I was young when i was drafted into black ops team deathmatch. Dark times. You see things that don't go away. But now im getting through the days as they come.
@beavernation1747
8 жыл бұрын
This man is an absolute Hero. he needs to be thanked for his service. lol hahahaha
@dazednotconfused1503
7 жыл бұрын
I LOST MY SHIT WHEN HE SAID HE TEABAGGED THE BOI
@roycontreras3603
Жыл бұрын
A whole 10 years later and this is still fkn hilarious! 😂 🎖️🫡
@Tekno994
4 жыл бұрын
“Over there?” “Yeah.......over there.........on the couch” Lmaoo
@nyleen
10 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA! I love how the mom is half shitting her self laughing! xD
@nyleen
10 жыл бұрын
Well done Capt. Obvious!
@pi4313
3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t mention mental affects of the war from the toxic kids on the Xbox lobbies
@KuatoLives99
2 жыл бұрын
Back then, the usernames and lobbies were so racist. it was great and horrible at the same time. I learned a lof of new derogortory terms for all races. I learned that people think Italians and Jews are not white according those lobbies
@tylerdoolin4671
7 жыл бұрын
I was over there a long time Over there? Yeah over there on the couch 😂😂😂 Im crying right now
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