100% truthful take down of Meltzer. Keep being awesome Marvin!
@Wicked_Weavile0808
4 ай бұрын
The image of H and Michaels teabagging Danielson is gonna be stuck in my head for a while, thanks for that Monster😂
@lisab1278
4 ай бұрын
Triple H and Shawn Michaels will say, right before the teabagging, "I got two words for ya. SUCK IT!" 😂
@alistairrae9807
3 ай бұрын
@@lisab1278they will be saying suck it Bryan
@adamlipinski8887
4 ай бұрын
Tony Khan called WWE the Harvey Weinstein of wrestling but truth is AEW is the Amber Heard of wrestling because it $#!ts the bed. Also, the biggest sports start up since the AFL would be the UFC, so Tony Khan fails at facts almost as bad as his promotion does at ratings! Keep up the great work Marvin!
@IamjustBruh
4 ай бұрын
“AEW is the Amber Heard of wrestling because it $#!ts the bed.” Oh damn I love this 😂😂
@adamlipinski8887
4 ай бұрын
@@IamjustBruh AEW made a.... a..... Grumpy LOL
@AnthonyAnalog
21 сағат бұрын
Hence why he added the "challenger brand" qualifier, since there was so major brand for UFC to challenge. He literally had to find a data analytics roach hole to climb in and call his own. 😂
@matt5793
4 ай бұрын
Dun nuh nuh Dun nuh nuh ME!!!! Gets me everytime. Love Trips rewriting history too lol
@BetterCallJamie
4 ай бұрын
Love that catchphrase needs to be on a t-shirt
@Am0ment0fB
4 ай бұрын
Dude says "you're fired" like that again, he's gonna sound like Vince of today. Just think of the Brian Last Vince impression saying "egg". Ha.
@ChozoWarriorEcho24
4 ай бұрын
Okay, Tooney doing his intro dance moves while confined to a hospital bed was way funnier than it had any right to be 🤣
@TheMadmage
4 ай бұрын
I now want to see the Heartbreak Puppet Shawn Michaels.
@geneanthony3421
4 ай бұрын
He seems like he'd fit since it's WWE, AEW and NXT.
@erictrainor4345
2 ай бұрын
With cookie monster’s eyes.
@HoraDelHumo
4 ай бұрын
Puppet H’s impression of *bleep* is uncanny! 😂
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
Ugh what could have been….the Vince puppets plans were in my workbench when his dark deeds all got exposed.
@geneanthony3421
4 ай бұрын
@@ToonWrestling you could always do some sort of memory segments (maybe in black and white). That way you can imply some stuff that came out later and have some segments with Trip and Vince.
@BetterCallJamie
4 ай бұрын
“That’s good sh*t”
@livefromlatveria2677
4 ай бұрын
This is exactly the type of comedy wrestling needs! Kudos for getting Chelsea Green to voice Tooney Khan as well.
@ms.october_3096
4 ай бұрын
I thought Chris Jericho was in the middle of the mother of all mid-life crisis.😂
@RagnarokB
4 ай бұрын
"It's the oldest feud in the book! Much like every wrestler I bring in, you're just going to have to do the research yourself." Marvin, I know I've said this about Mr Apollo on a different post (and I still stand by it, all of your panelists are fucking amazing and deserve all of the kudos), you sir are a national treasure. Keep doing what you do.
@Jay-ek9fu
4 ай бұрын
I think most will agree WWE again had the better week despite Tony trying to compare the entire Company to Harvey Weinstein because he can't help himself taking shots at them.
@georgekaptur5160
4 ай бұрын
Ok, when Tooney hit himself in the stomach and fell over, I completely fell over laughing
@triple_beet
4 ай бұрын
Cruxes?!?!?! Is HHH he who must not be named??? Lmao 🤣 Awesome Episode Tooney!!!
@wwltd3036
4 ай бұрын
Trip's voice is so spot on it almost makes a pothead like me ask, "Could it possibly be...?"
@rofhiwaswrld1646
4 ай бұрын
Tony khan is 100% going win the aew world championship
@lisab1278
4 ай бұрын
Tumtumbooboopussboycuntoplasia. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's amazing. With the split essence, I was thinking more SCP-001:The Children instead of some Harry Potter reference. Dave Meltzer crying had me thinking Eric Cartman licking up the tears of Scott Tenorman. It was too sweet. 😂🤣
@swingbass05
4 ай бұрын
"Dynamic Dave's Miracle Elixir" is on point. Gonna start calling WO that.
@VgnRaj
4 ай бұрын
I appreciate these clever all-puppet news segments as opposed to those longer talking-heads discussions that so many channels already do.
@RubyDiamond2316
4 ай бұрын
We need Eric Bischoff and Conrad muppets
@calebmaybin6896
4 ай бұрын
Remind Tooney Khan that ROH went out of business before TNA (still going) ... all that love and praise didn't save them.
@Wicked_Weavile0808
4 ай бұрын
TNA can't be killed, no matter how much they try to do it to themselves.
@Christian.J_hXc
4 ай бұрын
🤣 the sock's room! Perfect! How you turn the news into this show blows my mind every week. Plus it gets the laughs!
@kevbotchill
4 ай бұрын
Triple h’s dad would have never sold him the company if he knew of his plan to end the territories. This episode is really good bro
@jleenyk89
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 you made Dave cry outstanding
@mitchmcmahon4079
4 ай бұрын
So if WWE is Harvey Weinstein and AEW is Pepsi, that equals out to WWE being Coca-Cola, right? If so......well.......the Jacksonville Jaguars are in a middle of a multi-year sponsorship deal with Coca-Cola. They switched from Pepsi to Coke in 2022. Tony just flamed one of his NFL team's sponsors. Great job Tony!! I'm sure they are itching to extend that deal now!!
@jamesb1988
4 ай бұрын
Tony didn't want to say "Coke" because the jokes would have been ENDLESS.
@Transitfan93
4 ай бұрын
I hope the Booker Man parody is gonna be released soon, I love the song Piano Man and I want to hear the parody
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
It's coming, I promise. It keeps getting pushed back everytime Tony does something wacky.
@GodlessScummer
4 ай бұрын
@@ToonWrestling if you're waiting for Tony to stop doing wacky stuff your song will be out when the next "A Song Of Ice And Fire" novel comes out.😂
@properlypromoted9331
4 ай бұрын
Laughed way too hard at Trips telling HBK to "whip 'em out!" 🤣
@RickJW-OSM
4 ай бұрын
(4:28) I didn't know the WWE hired Kojima Hideo-san as one of their writers.
@backup368
4 ай бұрын
Bischoff and Hogan once sang "Another one bites the dust" on Nitro.
@MichaelParthum
4 ай бұрын
10:26 Someone should tweet that at him just to see how he’ll deflect such direct criticism.
@cm_carlito
4 ай бұрын
"Boop"... LOL This episode was very funny. Great job Marvin. The pictures of Trip with senior and at WM1 were awesome. Liked Uncle Dave's transitions like "uuuuunderstand" and when he started crying.
@unhelpfulcomplaint4434
4 ай бұрын
Lol I called it in your batman stream and I'm happy Tony is wrestling now
@TheManOfTheHourEveryHour
3 ай бұрын
"We don't break news, we aren't journalists, and we are not a credible news source." Sooooo, you're Dave Meltzer? 😂
@TeddyKGB12
4 ай бұрын
OMG! The pic of Trips with Linda made me spit my barley pop on my laptop screen!
@johnny718bravo
4 ай бұрын
The Monster doesn't miss!
@thertheory2909
4 ай бұрын
Funniest wrestling show on KZitem... Right down to Dave Smeltzer being his own blart sock....Absolutely brilliand 😂
@chrisjones-cl2db
4 ай бұрын
these episodes have become one of my favorite things on all of youtube. the humor is right up my alley. i've watched trips say SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT!! four times and I still laugh.
@theChrisJJ
4 ай бұрын
I listened to an episode of Something to wrestle with Bruce Prichard. Prichard said that Dave was trained. I can't remember his name, but it was a bitter old Wrestler/promoter that lost everything when Vince took over. Everything Dave has ever did was to harm WWF/E.
@geneanthony3421
4 ай бұрын
Another great episode. Was a nice surprise last night
@kshinokevin
4 ай бұрын
instead of the Muppet Show or Fraggle Rock, "Tooney Town Wrestling" is more like Crank Yankers, with a pro wrestling spin = Tooney Khan sounds like uh, Alvin and the Chipmunks. Shad/Shahid Khan is "David Seville," their handler; if not, the "Chip N' Dale" animated tv series / Disney cartoon. (Dave) Meltzer is playing "Mr. Socko." (with Muhammad Ali & a UFC poster: Gina Carano vs. Cris Cyborg); Terra Ryzing / Jean Paul Levesque's strong (East Coast) New Hampshire impression is spot on, man... I would have loved to see a: Dok Hendrix (Michael "P.S." Hayes; a Fabulous Freebird), Disco Inferno, Vince Russo, Dixie Carter, Eric Bischoff, Conrad (Thompson), a Paul E. Dangerously (Paul Heyman) 'walrus'-type, "Big" Johnny Ace (John Laurinaitis/Laryngitis; "People Power"), Jim Cornette or Brother Love (Bruce Prichard) puppet: "I love Yew !"
@superdavelane4
4 ай бұрын
I'm here to hear more about this awful tummy boop! 😂 You're the greatest marv.
@norrissparks
4 ай бұрын
Another fun great episode. Thank you for mentioning TNA. Matt Hardy looked really good at Under Siege yesterday. Good character development was shown in a lot of the matches.
@breno7950
4 ай бұрын
Hey I wasn't driving that bus 😄
@Supramedical68
4 ай бұрын
My favorite Paul "HHH" Levesque theme is "No Chance in Hell"
@jamesvigg2680
4 ай бұрын
This is by far my favorite of all your series, aside from the interview with Hornswoggle.
@hbswartz100
4 ай бұрын
Triple H ,,Tooney Khan and Marvin Movie Monster are just pure gold every one just saying there all funny as shit .
@WrestlingWithTheTruth
4 ай бұрын
Greatest episode yet! Well done Marvin, well done 👏👏👏 Now can we please give Trips his flowers for revolutionizing pro wrestling with the creation of WrestleMania!!
@ZRtheHedgehog77
4 ай бұрын
16:37 Dave Melzer is like Shang Taung from MK1 selling Tea and saying its medicine to heal all.
@NickferZev
4 ай бұрын
Trips is Voldemort confirmed 🤣
@garydevlin8178
4 ай бұрын
To add to his previous cosplay collection of Conan, Terminator and Shao Kahn 😆
@isaacwide2564
4 ай бұрын
As long as Tony Khan doesn't actually step into the ring I'll be happy
@omegamark9178
4 ай бұрын
oh,,,it's comin' lol
@ernestcruz6316
4 ай бұрын
Dunna dun, dunna dun...HIM!
@garydevlin8178
4 ай бұрын
Mr. Meltzo I wasn’t expecting 🧦 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stephennicoil5225
4 ай бұрын
Every character is on point🤣🤣🤣
@jonathanbernardi3638
4 ай бұрын
Can't tell if this entertaining, or your own therapy session against Dave 😂😂
@toxsun
4 ай бұрын
I have been repeatedly binging the previous episodes. I love this show so much. 😂
@Luke-on1lk
4 ай бұрын
Love the shows keep up the great work marvin 👍🏻👏🏼
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
Appreciate it!
@korywilliamsO.G.1
4 ай бұрын
Daniel Bryan Danielson...................TWICE in this video....................SWEEEEET!!!!!!
@shinobi887
3 ай бұрын
I've listened to the Conrad bit five times now, and it's still as funny, if not more! You should clip it, I imagine it would go viral.
@ToonWrestling
3 ай бұрын
I did. I put it on instagram Facebook and TikTok today. So far no one is biting.
@RichardEverill-vg5eu
4 ай бұрын
This is the first episode of HEADLOCK HEADLINES I ever saw....and I liked it so much, I subscribed to the channel. Keep up the good work and now ...GET OUT OF HERE
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
Thanks!! Welcome!! You got 10 back episodes to catch up on now!
@thomasgallipoli8376
4 ай бұрын
Ok, this was really funny. Subscribed. Looking forward to seeing the next episode and the back catalog. Many a truth is spoken in jest.
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
Thanks! Welcome!
@cjstrikercbr3013
4 ай бұрын
We Have Finally Found Tooney’s Weakness Everyone, the Time has Come, You Know What to Do Punk!😉😁😉
@hebtheeagle
4 ай бұрын
I would 100% buy a Dun Nu Nuh, Dun Nu Nuh Me! T-shirt
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
Working on it
@MsCholmondley-Warner
4 ай бұрын
Aw hell yeah!
@backup368
4 ай бұрын
If there's a Meltzer puppet is there a Conrad puppet?
@DoctorBastard
4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's a load of toy tribbles sewn together.
@jamesb1988
4 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t fit on screen.
@natimus_maximus4564
4 ай бұрын
It would be hilarious if every time he's about to make a point, he starts talking about dick pills or real-estate.
@garydevlin8178
4 ай бұрын
And Brian must be the mismatched sock on the other 🦶😆
@PlatinumRoseLady
Ай бұрын
"I didn't appreciate what I had when I had it." - Marvin "Don't know what you've got 'til it's gone." - Cinderella "Damn, I miss the 80s. I miss Hair Metal." - Me
@TeddyKGB12
4 ай бұрын
An elderly Mae Young took better bumps than TK.........well......at least "wrestling" bumps lol.
@alexs7670
4 ай бұрын
May tried to chain-wrestle ivory. May young in her 80's could go.
@jonathanbernardi3638
4 ай бұрын
It's Tooney time 👍
@Againstallodds20
4 ай бұрын
Another hilarious episode keep up the great work man! I heard an interview with Dusty Rhodes once where he talked about Dave Meltzer saying, If Dave was in charge of a wrestling company he’d make himself the champion. I don’t think Dusty was too far off but it’s sad seeing Dave Meltzer burn down every single friendship he has left in the wrestling industry…..just for AEW?! Talk about going down with the ship. When I saw on a KZitem clip that stomach punch to Tony if I was drinking water I’d of spit it out laughing so damn hard that one punch sell made Every Vince stunner sell look good or half way decent. Lol
@isaaccardenas5622
3 ай бұрын
Just say “your father in law” and watch how he turns 😂
@llydrsn
4 ай бұрын
I just noticed that you can see real Dave's ear and part of his head behind more real Dave in the background 😅
@michaelkeha
4 ай бұрын
I think a lot of the injuries we are seeing now(not all mind you) are the effects of the indie wrestling style that many sacrificed themselves at the altar of Dave to for years coming home too roost, On guys that are now getting well frankly old and can't recover like they used to and with the WWE injuries you also have the hellish WWE schedule to thank for making it that much worse.
@mistermetalskull3107
4 ай бұрын
8:12 - Adam Edge taking everyone to Copeland with his big "AEW is best wrestle" speech was pretty cringe as well, bro.👌🤣🤘
@garydevlin8178
4 ай бұрын
Losing his ‘Edge’ kinda makes you think of If Shawn came to AEW actually rebranded as Michael Hitchenbottom 😆
@tom-
4 ай бұрын
Pilsburyitus 🤣 keep up the work Marvin been loving the channel
@johnstorm9314
4 ай бұрын
TK: "No, because they're injured." 😅
@songoten7600I
4 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS AND I'M GOING TO SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS. THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS
@lloydsharpe7641
3 ай бұрын
First time i ever watched and i thought it was pretty clever and funny. Also very accurate.
@ToonWrestling
3 ай бұрын
Thanks. Hope you stick around
@iamdb1990
4 ай бұрын
goddamn, I love this so much
@MindOfGenius
4 ай бұрын
16:15 "But, despite you never actually being IN the wrestling business, I think there's one thing you picked up from it along the way-" Me: Head injuries? I mean, with the way you talk...
@troesler81
4 ай бұрын
May not be a credible news source, but the truth is the truth.
@MsCholmondley-Warner
4 ай бұрын
Cracked up at "Daniel Bryan Danielson"! I call him Daniel Bryanson Also enjoyed for the love of Harley Race/Ric Flair Love Trips splicing himself into history and still censoring VincedeMort
@trainerredcharizard7982
4 ай бұрын
Trip IS thanos of wrestling world.. That actually makes sense/i cant not see Trip as thanos..
@WhoDeanie85
4 ай бұрын
The New Dead Order AEW
@Turtlejohn8
4 ай бұрын
Ayyyyy. There he us.
@Boman803
4 ай бұрын
Oh I've been waiting for this.
@mastermoose8390
4 ай бұрын
I as a grown man am watching this wrestling puppet show and enjoying it. 🤦🏿♂️
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
Welcome to hell!
@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573
4 ай бұрын
Wait, if Triple H is replacing Vince in the WWE's history, would that mean he married his own daughter?!
@rafa521NOLA
4 ай бұрын
Theres a certain quality to Trip getting it wrong when it came to how many consecutive weeks WCW beat WWF. It's like one last rib to undermine the opposition. LMAO!
@WhoDeanie85
4 ай бұрын
It is sad that Cody and Cole are the new Bullet Club in WWE
@trainerredcharizard7982
4 ай бұрын
Also Marvin: do you remember Mae Young Giving birth of a hand storyline in.. RAW i think wayyyy ago when
@itsmedical6468
4 ай бұрын
I was so looking forward to this episode
@AltJake
4 ай бұрын
4:04 - Gargano just let his contract expire, he had that "emotional" goodbye to NXT where (I think) Waller attacked him at the end Candace was about to have their baby & I always bet that HHH told them both to "Go have the baby, take 6mos and call duh-nuh-nuh-duh-nuh-nuh-- ME" Neither of them would have made it through Gorilla if Vince was still in charge
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
That’s why I always say we’re not a news source lol
@AltJake
4 ай бұрын
@@ToonWrestling Absolutely! I just wanted to help w/the tiny tidbit I knew 🤣 & make the "call, duh-nuh-nuh-duh-nuh-nuh-- ME" joke I can't see a picture of HHH without that going through my head 🤣🤣
@NightRanger-lz6tp
4 ай бұрын
Definitely a bad week all around for Tony Khan. Not only did he put his foot in his mouth again, not only is his TV shows worse than they have been since Swerve Strickland, their New World Champion that fans have wanted is being forced to play second fiddle to those 2 Overrated Douchebags The Young Bucks, Jungle Boy Perry and Tony Khan himself, he has also failed to try to lure guys like Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins and Finn Balor (whom had all signed new deals with WWE), but also lost one of his own roster members when Ethan Page left AEW. Hopefully Ethan Page can get a shot with WWE. Or a reunion with Josh Alexander reforming The North in TNA doesn't sound like a bad idea either.
@dukerichards2158
3 ай бұрын
Why you gotta do Meltzer like that? 😂😂😂
@alistairrae9807
4 ай бұрын
To be fair I don’t blame Triple H and Shawn tea bagging Bryan
@neilbiggs1353
4 ай бұрын
I'm disappointed there isn't much out there of Alvarez and Meltzer trying to spin the loss of the two international streaming partners, that would be gold mine! OK, the claims about the US rights were funny enough, but the desperate cope can only get so much more embarrassing! At least we know why Adam Cope-Land works under his real name in AEW...
@actuallynotsteve
4 ай бұрын
TK turned into the DK rap is over with me brother
@RubyDiamond2316
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying
@AltJake
4 ай бұрын
Getting better & better every episode! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
@ToonWrestling
4 ай бұрын
I’m glad. Every episode I’m nervous
@AltJake
4 ай бұрын
@@ToonWrestling "If you're not nervous, you're not passionate about it" Or something similar, said by so many greats in so many industries!
@hotbbqruffles
4 ай бұрын
Dave with the ugliest cry I have ever heard 😂😂
@JenMistress
4 ай бұрын
Boop, guess Triple H proved that The Finger Poke of Doom can in fact work. 😉😂🤣 Also, nice timing with bringing up The Horcruxes, mostly because in my gaming of Hogwarts Legacy, I recently played that section of the game where my character used The Deathly Hallows to get past Death. Anyways, speaking of Hogwarts Legacy, barely made it to this video before switching over from the cleared list to Hogwarts Legacy, so going to go play that now. Thank you, enjoyed the video.
@MarkMorel74
4 ай бұрын
Did he say attention-horcrux?? TripleHdmort. And wormtail, Bruce Prichard
@IrishKyokushin
3 ай бұрын
Don't give these guys ideas. Brian Danielson will want to wind up in an iron lung at the rate he's going.
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